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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
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Speaker 4 (00:14):
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Speaker 5 (00:16):
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Speaker 4 (00:28):
You know you're gonna tell you what.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
The scared media is afraid to say about Bronnie James.
And you know, there's this problem that we spotted with
these crappy MLB teams, Tony, and we have a fix
that is so smart, it's not only going to change
baseball people, it's gonna change the entire world.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Just wait for it's gonna blow all your mind.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, and I guess today I'm gonna mind blowing this guy.
I think you might hold the record for most times
getting kicked off our show.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, would probably be his only great career.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
He's gonna break his own record most likely today anyway.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Host of Fox Sports Radio's Odd Couple, Rob Parker, and
you know apparently he used to mentor Steven A. Smith,
So you know we're gonna ask him how much blame
he deserves for all that.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, probably a lot, if you ask me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah.
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get into our top story.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Sure, all right, First out mcgate.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Ronnie James made his summer League debut, storing four points
on too nine, shooting exceeding all expectations.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, Benny got Yeah, he got.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Swelling in his knee, and the Lakers decided to keep
him out of the next games, you know, to protect
the knee and also to protect the spectators in the
front row who might get hit in the head. With
his erron shot so small. You know, Donny, you went
back and you analyze the game. Tell us what you found.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Using my advanced proprietary stat modeling, I can now confidently
project Bronnie James's career stats. And according to my projections,
He's going to finish his career with a total of
nine points on three percent shooting, going four for one
hundred and thirty three from the field. Now he will
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have a solid four hundred eleven assists, but they'll only
come when his dad walks over and rips the ball
out of his hand and shoots it himself. And finally,
Bronni will get one career rebound, but only when one
of his errant three pointers clanks off the backboard and
somehow bounces back into his hands.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Just that terrific predictive analysis that, Tony. And you know
this leads to my next question about this old Bronni thing.
You know, so many lazy people in the media they're
blaming Lebron for Bronni.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So I don't get it, bro shouldn't we.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Be blaming the mom?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I mean, you know, lebron he's decent at basketball, I guess,
but what did the mom do you know corrupt the
gene pulled down there? Does this woman have like negative
athletic balance or something?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
What's going on exactly?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I was thinking about that same exact thing myself. You know,
is this woman partially blind to something? Does she have
some kind of degenerative muscle conditions?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You know during the pregnancy with Bronnie, was she not
eating enough carrots which resulted and Bronnie having such horrible eyesight?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You know, another angle. Yet Tony lebron thinks he's such
a great parent. He should have been taking advice from
the number one basketball parent of all time.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Of course, I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Isn't that right?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
He knew which of his sons were good at basketball
and which one sucked.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You know, he knew the middle one.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Leangelo got the shitty DNA and that's why instead of
sending him directly to the NBA, he sent him to Lithuania,
then Bosnia Herzegovina, and then to the Greensboro Swarm in
the NBA G League. But when he failed there because
he still sucked, he then went to the Mexican Basketball League,
where you know, Leangelo played only two games, but he
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was very successful in one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Just such a great breakdown that Tony and also just
terrific parenting by LeVar. And you know, when you think
about it, if you look at the who had the
biggest impact on the NBA in the last five years,
it's not Lebron LaVar Ball, No LaMelo Rookie of the
Year and the Lakers, well they won a title because Alonzo.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
You know, people have the audacity to say that Lonzo
and LeVar don't deserve credit because Lonzo was no longer
on the team. But see exactly, that's totally misleading. Let
me ask you who brought the Lakers the title in
twenty twenty day Davis exactly? And where did Anthony Davis
come from the ball elegance exactly? And how did he
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get there in a multi exactly? And how did Lonzo
get to the Lakers boom?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
He deserves all the.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Credit, undeniable facts that Dony and yank you.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Well, you know, we gotta switch sports.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Another topic we gotta cover at a Major League baseball
you know, while the first place Phillies just continue that
total domination, the Yankees have been on an embarrassing terrible slide,
going six and seventeen yep, since mid June, dropping all
the way down to seventeen games above five hundred and Dony.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
If you're a Yankees fan, this has got to be troubling.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
You know a lot of people say these games don't matter,
But how do you expect to win the games that
do matter if you can't win games that don't matter?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Great point, Tony. I mean, you know, when you think
about it, the.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Less important game is, well, the more important it actually is.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Exactly. It's that simple.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You know another thing we got to bring up with
the Yankees.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
You know they haven't stolen a base in twenty games,
a franchise record wh ayspathetic race. You know, we went
and looked this up, Tony. You know which Dames are
dead lasting stolen bases this year?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Detroit, New York, and San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That's for Shane.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You'd think with all the thievery and crime that goes
on in those lawless cities that they'd be better at stealing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Makes no sense, exactly.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
You know, maybe what they gotta do is have their
scouts hang out at convenience stores and the gap, and
you know, when someone's running out the door without paying,
they can grab that person and say, hey, don't worry,
you're not in trouble. We're here to sign you. You
start today, Welcome to the team. Yeah, and think about it.
That would solve the baseball problem and the crime problem.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Just great sports and also societal analysis.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That Tony, and thank you. We'll have to bring that
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on the line, Tony, So let's go ahead and bring
him on the FUSCO Satellite Network Satellite the world. This guy,
you know, as we set up top, I think he
holds the record for most times kicked off this show.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I haven't looked at it. I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
But that's because he's developed a reputation in this business
for having over the top delusional takes, which you know
totally don't belong on a quality show like this anyway.
He's the host of The Odd Couple on Fox Sports Radio,
also the founder of Sports Rap Radio, which it says
here is the first all black sports radio station.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
That's why he hasn't invite us on the show down.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You know, we can officially take back our threatening letters. Yeah, okay, anyway,
rap Box in Net, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Thank you so much. And once you guys go to
Florida and get a tan hit me up. Maybe you'll
get on the radio station.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
For that offer.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Anyway, let's enough about that, all right, before we get
into the other sports stories out there. We heard that
you are kind of a mentor in this business to
stephen A.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Smith.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Is that true and if so, how much of the
blame do you deserve for that?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, steven A has his own talent. I'm not taking
any credit for his success. I don't know what blame
you're talking about. The guy is the best and the
biggest in the business.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
He's the best that coming up. It takes with no
basis in reality.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
That's what did you help teach him how to do that? Like, Hey, no,
your takes they're rooted in fact. Change that immediately. Just
make stuff up, not teaching.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
What you guys talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Stephen A is at the top of the food chain
when it comes to sports takes his show.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
He takes. You guys just don't understand what aside.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
From us, what about it? Remove us through the equation.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Then, in fact, they may want to resend that threatening
letter though that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Was me ya, you just said it's in the mail.
All right.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Look, let's us get to you and why we're bringing
Yaunia today. You know, you've been very outspoken about this,
Bronnie James, and you said a take on your show
that was, you know, kind of strong. But you know,
then again you said it on your show, so not
a lot of people heard it. So now that you
got this audience, why do you recap briefly for the
people what your take was.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
You know me, I don't hold back. I'm going to
straight shooter.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I just said it was the worst decision move in
the history of US sports in this country. And why yes,
that it's not that he can't make his way to
the NBA and all that.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
I'm not against Brownie per se, But.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
A meritocracy is what made sports what it is today, right,
which is basically, you make it on your own merit
It ain't about your uncle sneaking you to the back door.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Your pops is a big shooter.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
And well yeah, on that note, but how do you
get a career in sports? That's what I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
You're out though you were I figured you were related
to someone, you know, like Dave Parker.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
I was not related. I put in hard work.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You see my hands, You see all the calluses on
my hands, all blood, sweat and tears, a kid from
jolliots from pulling myself out by my bootstraps. That's how
I made it. Bronni didn't have to do that. His
pops left the back door open. A couple of mice
ran in.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Hold on, I gotta stop you. That see, that's that's
the part of that. You're missing. You know, you're just
missing the whole story exact you like most of the media,
you're blaming Lebron.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Don't you think the person to blame is the mom?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I mean, Lebron's okay at basketball? What did this woman
do to the gene pool that turned out Bronni James
can't even shoot it?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Is this woman blind to something? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You're gonna blame the mother because everybody can't be a
professional basketball player. Maybe it's Lebron's jeans that weren't as
strong when it came to Monny.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
No, don't in retrospect, don't you think if you were
to Lebron, maybe look back now you regret not banging,
you know, like Sue Bird or Britney Griner.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, yeah, having a baby with them, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Did you want a kid to play in the WNBA
or in the NBA is what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
That's a I think Bronnie would do better in the WNBA,
that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You know, maybe top twenty, top thirty, something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know, I don't think he qualifies for the WNBA,
but I'm not so sure he qualifies for the NBA.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Let's just face it. Have you heard the scouting reports?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
My god, the scouts are saying he's undersized and he.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Didn't shoot the ball. Well, what I mean? They say
he has a great IQ for the game.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They usually say that when they don't have any redeeming
features or factors to talk.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
About your Well, that allow me to say you have
a great IQ for sports talk?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, exactly, Bro.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Don't you think he could have lebron should have taken
maybe some advice from the better basketball parent, LeVar Ball.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
They go, you know, LeVar is that not a parent
right there?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah? Levknew which of his sons you know, played well
and belonged in the NBA and which ones deserve to
be sent off to Siberia or where to play basketball.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Well, I don't know if LeVar Ball is the one.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I know he got two of his three sons in
the NBA, which is a great accomplishment.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
They both got n They're gonna have Lebron life.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But Lebron is looking out for Bronnie, and I don't
know if he could take any advice. Maybe if you
wanted advice on how to make terrible sneakers that can
mess up your son's feet.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, he's gonna go negative.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
No, See, Levaar had it right. First you get the
shoe deal, then you focus on the career.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
First, the water deal, you know, water bottles, you know,
big ball of brand.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
You've got. What is your point here?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You guys bring me on, you don't want to hear
real takes? And then you interrupt me the whole time.
I don't even know why you have me on.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Have you watched the show before Broun teach?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
All right, maybe I get it, you know, maybe basketball
is just not your topic, all right? You know, if
you say you're a Hall of Fame voter, right, you
like the brag about that, let's talk face, you talk
about it. The Yankees they're in a terrible slump. There
are only seventeen games above five hundred, horrible, you know,
But people are saying that the games don't matter.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
That much right now.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
But how can you win the games that do matter
if you don't win the games that don't matter?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, it doesn't make sense. The Yankees are in a slump.
They were winning like at a historic pace at one point.
People forget they had a couple of injuries. John Carlos,
stan Hert sucks, Rizzo heurt at first Dase. But those
guys are big bets in the lineup, and all of
a sudden, you know you got Judge and he's having
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a historic season. But there's no where's the where's the support?
There's nobody else. So that's why the Yankees have really
hit the skids the last three weeks.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
It's been brutal to watch.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
To be honest, you know, I think we might have
caught you in the slump with this interview. I don't
even know where you are right now.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
This takes it.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, you're asking why you're on the show, doesn't I'll
give you another baseball topic here, all right. You see
this stat the Yankees haven't stolen a base in twenty games.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
We looked up because you're too lazy to do this.
The three worst teams at stealing bases this year you're
paying attention. I've got Detroit, New York, San Francisco. Now,
you'd think with all the thievery and crime that goes
in those cities, the players would be better at stealing.
Don't you think the scouts should start hanging out at
you know, you're seven to eleven, you're convenience stores, Circle
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K and scouting the Steelers right there?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Yeah, because you know, think about it, you can solve
the baseball problem and the crime problem.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Do they go hand in hand? How can those guys
get in the major leagues? They can't hit, they can't
do anything.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What do you mean you just put them on base
to run?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
You know, you're like, hey, hey, pretend you just stole
a bottle of gatorade?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
All right, go and then say that the cop is
chasing you from first base.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Imagine that first base coach is as NYPD ye, And.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Do you have to tell them that also there's a
chance that they might shoot you in the back as
you run.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Well, you're thinking that's good, Maybe they need that. You know,
you put a little laser on that minute. Say go,
you know you got Vince Coleman. Were reborn right there.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I'm just saying that I don't know your logic. They
they we can't take these major leagues. Do you know
it's an honor to make a major league roster?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
You know who's a thief.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
There's a reason that you you rob because you just eight.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, you don't feeling our time because you're roster the show.
You you're out of here.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
You're the brownie of sports talk.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You're off dish.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Blame your mom and your dad for whatever they produced here.
It's you off the line, Jay, hang up the phone.
What goes on at this Fox Sports radio? They're putting
him on.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
The Yeah, worst host on the network by a mile.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, not even close.
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, you kidding me, said, Jay? What do you want corrections?
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Hurry up?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You said Leangelo Ball had success in the Mexican Basketball League.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, showed a lot of promise, bro, solid performer, bro.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah what he played in two games this year and
shut eleven percent from the field before he went down
with an injury. So I wouldn't call that a success.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh yeah, Well, after the show, I'm going to shoot
eleven percent of your face off.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Yeah, and you know who I would call a success
every woman who avoids you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh you had.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Don Let's go wow.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Also totally disrespected Lebron's wife, Savannah. You said she has
no athletic talent.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, just look at Bronnie.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
How do you explain Brownie Broe?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Savannah James was both a cheerleader and softball player in
high school, so she clearly has athletic skill.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Oh yeah, well soft ball player is how I describe
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