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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Alright, alright, ooh yo.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yo yah, until you're live from Philly.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's the number one rated Polly and TONI four show,
y'all as always Polly Fools Go Hair with Tony Fosco
and Donio Huge show Today NFL season officially Here Eagles
to start their chase of seventeen to zero. Bookt It's
going to happen opening the season in Brazil, where fears
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of crime and general lawlessness are running rampant. There's a
special report today. We are going to go live to
Sal Palantonio for live updates.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Up city is self hollow, that's the city South. Pol
Antonio has nothing to do with this.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, you should have nothing to do with us.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Why are you talking?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wait do we do? We not have Sal Palantonio?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, well, maybe you should have booked them. You thought
about that what he's doing. Anyway, we got this other guest. See,
I thought it was gonna be both of them together. Yeah, yeah,
I did. He's a guy. He's a look, he's a
noted big Philly sports fan. This guy obviously not as
big or as notable as us. You know, nobody's trying.
You know, you know him as the guy in the
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face paint, screaming in the stands at all the games,
the Philly sports Guy and plus on the subject of
crime and lawlessness, we're gonna give you our full reaction
to the shooting of San Francisco. Receive a Ricky pearsaw,
and we're gonna tell you how it will likely impact
Monday night's game. But uh, you know, we got so
much to get to, Tony, let's just get right into
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it with our top story. Of course, the big headline
the Eagles about to open their season verse the Fackers
in Brazil despite reports that the city is unsafe, had
overrun with criminal activity, and Tony, this just once again
shows the NFL's anti Eagles bias totally Rayne. The only
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way to stop the Eagles from going all the way.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This year was to get them killed.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yup.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, kill them.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well said Tony.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And you know, I gotta say I'm less concerned about
this game and more concerned if we happen to have
to play a playoff game in San Francisco totally. They
actually have players getting shot there, you know, just put
up that graphic.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
This is cities where NFL players have been shot so
far this season. You see Brazil zero, San Francisco won numbers.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Never lie there, you go, no, right there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And of course we're talking about the Niners rookie wide
receiver Ricky Pearsaw who got shot and survived after someone
tried to steal his roles. Oh and by the way,
on that note, today's show is sponsored by Cassio five
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nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, just nineteen dollars is all it costs for peace
of mind.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And you know, by the way, I gotta say Tony two.
You know, people they always talk about how the Eagles
are the worst fan base in the NFL. Hey, well,
at least we don't shoot our players. Yeah, I mean,
well we don't shoot at them, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
No exactly, you know, just a couple of warning shots
in their general direction, but no direct hits, no direct.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hits, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And Tony on this note.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You know, this whole shooting situation might be a good
opportunity for Aaron Rodgers, who opens up his season against
San Francisco in San Francisco on Monday. You know, people,
they're saying he wants to get out of playing for
the Jets again. Well, don't be surprised people if you
see him show up to the stadium wearing you know,
two or three rolexes.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You know absolutely, you know that way he can get
shot and not have to deal with the far worst
fate of playing for the Jets. You know, because when
you think about it, you get shot, that pains over
in just a few hours, but if you play for
the Jets, that pain lasts for months and months.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Terrific analysis that doty And you know, people saying this
shooting is a bad thing. You know, if you break
it down and think about why San Francisco has been
playing so well, well, look the more the crime rate
has gone up in that city these past few years,
the better that team's been playing. And you look at it,
it's gotta be the motivation from knowing, hey, if we
lose this game, when we leave the stadium, we're gonna
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have all our fans shooting at us.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Coaches always say play this game like it's your last.
Well in San Francisco, it might actually be your last.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Great point, Doty and the oh Well. Now moving to
a shocking new report, sources say they've gotten hold of
a purported PR plan that exposes the Traviskelsey Taylor Swift relationship.
It will be nothing more than a scripted sham. What
I'm I'm just as shocked as you are, Toty anyway, Wow.
According to the script, the two reportedly set the breakup
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on September twenty eighth, Tony, your reaction.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, if this is the case, this is very smart
strategic planning by Travis Kelsey's PR team. I just checked
the NFL schedule and the day after September twenty ninth,
the Chiefs will be playing against the Chargers in Los Angeles,
which will make it very easy and convenient for Travis
to find his next fake celebrity girlfriendep. The latest odds
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show the likelihood of which single female performer will become
Travis's next fake girlfriend, and right now, Sabrina Carpenter is
the favorite at minus three thousand, with Kelly Clarkson next
at plus one thousand, Celine Dion at plus twenty thousand,
and Carrot Top the dark Horse at plus thirty thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Terrific updated the romantic analysis that and onto another story. Well,
you know, we don't cover women's basketball on this show
because you know it's women's basketball. But you know, we
see a lot of people out there, morons saying this
Caitlyn Clark is a shoe in for WNBA Rookie of
the Year, Tony.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You know, people need to see the full story here,
you know.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Sure, on one hand, you have Caitlyn Clark who set
a bunch of records and you know drew unheard of
ratings and you know, quote unquote transform the sport, I
guess as some people say, and is making the league
millions of dollars in revenue. But on the other hand,
this Angel Reese is really good at rebounding. So you know,
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it's way too close to call if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
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Stop being his feet parent and buy your kids something
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Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yep, and well, I see, I guess the coming on
the line. Is that South ball Antonio or the other guy?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He didn't even respond, so I'm gonna just assume it's
the other guy.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Rude.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, Well, let's just get him on the full SCO satellite.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Network FU Satellite World.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
All right, we go live via satellite through Brazil where
there he is in his hotel lobby or something.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I assaw him.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You know, some people say he's one of the biggest
Philly fans out there. Okay, he's big. Not as big
as us, but big, you know close. He's been attending
every single Eagles Phillies Flyers Sixers game for years. You
see him in the face paint just like he's wearing now,
supporting the teams, representing our as it should be represented.
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His name is Jamie Bagley Ellie.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
And it's paye like it bio pie.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Usually we don't tolerate interruptions on the show. Clearly our
producer failed at telling us how to pronounce your am.
He'll be fired. But all right, anyway, you know him
as the Philly sports guy. Easier to say, all right,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate it. Down
here and beautiful. I'm at Rio de Janeiro here. I
go over to South Polo tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Now are you going to South Palo Are you going
to see South Palantonio?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We just want to be clear.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, South Palatonio is no longer like in Philly anymore.
He goes and does other cities. He doesn't come to
Philly very much anymore, does he.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
We're very confused as to how South Palantonio plays into
all of them. Yeah, all right, as we establish it,
coming to us live from Brazil, which is reportedly overcome
with criminal activity. So our first question, how many times
have you been shot at?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So far?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
A whole zero? Zero times. If I've been shot.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh surprising, Wow, you wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Believe, like I've all already Like I just got out
of the sky.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I was paragliding today, so it's literally paragliding and then
came right over here.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Was that to escape the bullets on the ground?
Speaker 7 (09:09):
No, that was just to be able to see everything.
So if they were if they were shooting at me,
they missed.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You know, were you in the full regalia tool like
you know.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Everybody wore this. I wasn't going to do the shoulder pads.
I only wear my shoulder pads stop here for the
games themselves.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Just so with Claire, maybe no shootings, but what about
knife attacks, you know, as attacks, armed robberies, anything.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Like that in the slightest bits.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
If you order lunch, are they like, hold on, that'll
be one hundred dollars, you know, nothing like that.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Bigs are so much cheaper down here than it is
back home where really, I mean they have all those
Brazilian steakhouses back home. Well, this is where all the
Brazilian steakhouses come from. So I've been eating a lot
of steak and it's been much more economical than it
is back home.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh give us an example, like how much how much
does a steak cost down there?
Speaker 7 (10:06):
So I went to a place where it was very
similar to like Fogu de'chao where you get to this
Brazilian barbecue where they bring the meats NonStop. Oh yeah,
sixty dollars included wine and tip.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Wow, seems like the face painting business is really paying off.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
If that's a cheap.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Meal for you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, things are going good for you, Bro, sixty dollars
is nothing, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Maybe we need to start painting off faces after aly.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You know, when I take a girl on a date,
you know, I tell her right off the bat.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Listen, twenty dollars that's the cutoff.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, we got to ask you. You know, you travel
with the dam everywhere. We got to ask you where
do you feel the greater chance of death in Brazil
or San Francisco?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
I think San Francisco or you know, just again, I
know we're not going to Kansas City this year, but
if they're having a parade, I would definitely have to
stay clear from that spot.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I just wouldn't feel safe.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa having a parade.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, there's not going to be a parade there, Bro,
you're supposed to be a Philly thing.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What's not going to be a parade over there?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Bro? You might be having a pride parade. Who knows
what they're there?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
You go, that's I apologize. I misunderstoodzoize. See, we shouldn't
doubt this guy exactly. You know pegs with sorry with sorry, No,
I wanted to ask. I wanted to follow up before
you know, there are apparently I heard this fires raging
all across the city too down there?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You know, is that what you're seeing?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And if so, how did the twenty seventeen Super Bowl
parade in Philly prepare you to handle that situation?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
So?
Speaker 7 (11:47):
I have not seen any fires, but from what old
they are closer to South Paolo.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
We're over by Rios.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So Mains again, that's why we go straight to the
get it straight from a trusted like you on the.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Ground, not South pal Antonio.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You're gonna be getting a Lombardy and the pulitzer for this.
This is exactly all right. But you know we do
what why we've got this opportunity? You know, you know
you never come on the show.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We do want to.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Talk about you. Yeah, you know, we'll sure a lot
of millions of listeners and viewers, especially the young ones
watching this right now and wondering how they could potentially
build a lucrative career like you, you know, just by
painting their face, yeah, going to arenas and then you know,
hopefully getting to eat sixty dollars meals at foe go
to shout like it's nothing. Well, what sage advice? Can
(12:33):
you give them?
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Work hard? It was hard work for me to get
to where I'm at right now. Everybody thinks that this
is just very simple, but it's not very simple. First
thing is is that you better love people. If you
don't like people, you can't do my job.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I'm out.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Okay, better be you better be a fan of tall
Philadelphia sports, win or lose. You know, that's well, well win, bro,
But you guys are from Philly and you guys look
like you're old too, so you guys remember some of
the times that was.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
A cheap shot.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
But bro, what do you mean? Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
All right, I mean I'll go to Sephora and paint
my face with that.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Okay, that's what you're The paint takes off years.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well, that leads to another question you had, Tony.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, I wanted to know, you know, and I don't
want to get too personal, but has a woman ever
asked you to, you know, do her in full makeup?
You know, because I have to say personally, if I
was a woman, you know, that's something you know, I
may you know, may want you know, it sounds hot
to meet, though.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I'm not a furry, so it's I will say that.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I tell people all the time, the Philly sports guy
does not get laid.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Now Jamie gets lad.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's very hard.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
PAGs does bro.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
But now with the full face paint on it.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
And but you charge extra for that? Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Date?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Number seven's to pay enough?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
What were you doing before you got into this face
painting thing.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I was a chimney sweep and a stonemason.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So your face was covered in, Your face was covered
in so so your face.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Is always covered in something like that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yes, so then you thought, you know that this black
stuff wouldn't be so good?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Maybe great him he was breathing that stuff in and
stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Just it's not good picking up rocks and putting them down.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
It doesn't matter whether it's a brick or it's a stone,
or it's a piece of flags slates.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Yeah, it's hard work. And I'm done with that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
All right, all right, But now we want to talk Eagles.
Let's talk Eagles. First of all, the big off season story.
As you know, of course, we're talking about the stunning
retirement of Nick Foles. Just sending shockwaves through the entire league.
When do you see him getting inducted into the Hall
of Fame first ballot or maybe earlier.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
You know, I don't know that it's going to happen earlier.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I don't know that he's going to make it into all.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
But he's got like, oh, he's got all his clothes
over there, doesn't he He's got like some gloves, he's
got some shoes, He's got all that.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hold on, just the moment, bro, hold on, you'll say
you're a fan of Philly sports.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
What I heard?
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I heard that he's only going to go in for
the Hall of Fame for the biggest sausage.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I mean, that is a great point by you.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
He will be in the Pro Football and Pro foot
long Hall of Fame. Yeah, but you know, I don't
think if you're going to be a fan of Philly,
you can't be so negative.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
We thought you were mister positive.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Bro I am mister positive. I'm positive that he ain't
going to be in the Hall of Fame other than.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh no, no, oh, oh all.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right, hold on, just the ballment. You know, usually at
this point we would just throw you off the show
straighten into the gutter. But you know, since you're a fan,
just like raw family, we're gonna give you one more chance. Okay, yeah,
all right, let's talk about the season coming up. A
careful analysis shows the Eagles going seventeen and oh, what's
your prediction for the season.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I'm close to that. I got him going twelve five.
I think that five, twelve and five.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's close.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That's a disaster twelve.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know, you may not get shot in Brazil, but
you're definitely gonna get one when you get off the
plane back here. Bro, you keep that up.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Well, you know, I think some of those games where
they're close together, I think they're gonna lose a couple
of them.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, it's once in a while you have a bad game.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Hold on, hell, then the Brazilians have they gotten to you?
Are they holding you hostage right now? Is there a
gun pointed at you or something? To raise your hand if.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You'll need help.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
I am not hostigale. What's going on? Bro?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You're not being held hostage? Just what you are going
to be held underwater? Bro, you'll get back in the town.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Pegs, Time to pack your pegs.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Broken pegs off the show.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Sewel is you like cube?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is the minutes you have to?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Is he off the line?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Hey, hang up the phone. We are never having that
fraud on the show.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Again.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Clearly he's not a real Philly fan.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Clearly not. Did we exposed him anyway?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't let's not let him ruin which was a terrific
show all around. Of course, remember to visit the Fusco show.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Your money.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh what is going on with your camera?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Even your camera can't bother to look at you?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Oh there he is all right? What what do you want?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Hurry up?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
You guys were worried about the crime rate in cell.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Pellouh yeah, bro verry troubling, bro.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
The crime in sell Pallo is basically the same as
the crime rate here in Philly.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh yeah, well, after the show, you're gonna be sow
dead and let's just say the murder rate is about
to go up by one you o.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Ye, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What what?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
You also got the date wrong for when Cassio was founded.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Nobody cares, bro.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, nobody cares bro.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
It wasn't nineteen seventy two. The company was founded in
nineteen forty six.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh yeah, well you know what's going to be founded
in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Your corpse?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah you know who gets a date wrong? Every girl
who swipes left on you?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Great?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Thank you, m's going what you said.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
The WNBA Rookie of the Year race between Kitlyn Clark
and Angel Reese is still up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Too close to call, brop yep, too close.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
No DraftKings has Caitlyn Clark favored at minus three thousand,
so looks like the race is over.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh yeah, well minus three thousand is also going to
be a paycheck this week.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And the race is over?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Is what God said when he made you one?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
But here get a God in human form coming on
the show next week. Tony just booked super Bowl Hero
and yes, future Hall of Famer Nick Foles will be
on the show.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey don't again visit the merged store.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Stop free loading.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Stop buying.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
In review five, I still review the show on Apple
podcast at Tony, great job as always, Same.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
To you, Paulie.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Another flallless show.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Here you go. We'll see you people next week.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
See yall,