October 24, 2024 • 15 mins
Sports talk legends Paulie & Tony Fusco react to the UPROAR over the BORING World Series matchup between the New York Yankees and Los Angeles Dodgers. They tell you what everyone knows -- that it's a DISGRACE for MLB, baseball, and our country. Plus, they change everyone's view on Browns QB Deshaun Watson, give a SMART solution to save the New York Jets, and answer some good and bad viewer mail.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, alright, and Toyo live from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated Tony fourst show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Y as always, Bali fools go here with Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Fools go with Tony. Huge joke Today.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, we're going to react to this terrible World
Series matchup that absolutely nobody wanted, explain why it's not
just bad for baseball, it's bad for our country.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And also, you know, we don't normally talk politics on
this show, just you know, every other week or so,
but today we have a story that was so disturbing
we had to address it that We're also going to
answer some of you and male some of your best
and the dumbest questions out there. But Dony gotta welcome
you back formally, welcome you back to the United States.
As you all know on our last episode, Tony broadcast
(00:52):
Live from England, where we found out that a nobody
can tell the difference between a Jaguars jersey and Eagles jersey.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Too, nobody there actually speaks English.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Bizh you know, maybe this whole time we thought we
were speaking English, but we were actually speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Wow, I mean, that's mind blowing perspective that Tony. Anyway,
I don't know. There's so much to get to here,
but first, you know what we need to say. You
out there, Yeah, you listening watching it? You know you
think you can just sit there and enjoy this episode
like a lump. No, you click like you hit subscribe
your rate and review on Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You go do that now?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, what do you think this is entertainment? No, get
to work, Yeah, exactly. Now we're gonna go do our jobs. Okay,
so here we go. Let's get right into a top story. Sure,
all right, first out the gate.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The World series is here, and unfortunately for everybody, it's
a boring matchup.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That nobody wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, Tony, you know they're trying to sell this
thing as a bicoastal battle between two big cities.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's not true at all.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, No, this is a battle of two New York teams.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are really the Brooklyn Dodges.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
They're basically the Brooklyn Dodges of Los Angeles. It's a
terrible look for the MLB. It's too local. This would
be like the Rags in Ireland is facing Golf in
the Stanley Cup Finals, nobody would care.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just great points all around, that, Tony, you know, just
makes me long really for last year's World Series, right,
even though the Phillies weren't in it, it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Had a much better match up.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The Texas Rangers versus the Arizona Diamondbacks just had way.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
More juice exactly because Texas and Arizona are whole states.
They're not just cities, and that makes it a much
bigger clash.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean that was huge, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And talking about a clash, Tony, you know, you see
this the ratings for some of these playoff games, and
they've been bigger in Japan than in the United States.
I mean, this is just so athetic, isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You know, my grandfather fought overseason World War two for
two reasons to protect our country and more importantly, so
we could watch baseball.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It wasn't so we could watch other woosy.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Sports like soccer or badminton or women's basketball. In fact,
if he found out about the WNBA, he would have
dropped the atomic bomb on us instead of Japan.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
He was clearly a great man, Tony. And you know,
talking about something not great, the Yankees and Dodgers. These
two teams have corrupted the game of baseball. You know,
this game used to be about something like absolute whitt
in singles, you know, bunting and running into the catcher
at home plate and permanently disabling him. But now it's
all got to be about home runs and these big salaries.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's gross, Tony, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You know, we need to put a name on what's
going on in baseball with these ridiculous salaries. And I'm
going to sum it up in three words, athletic prostitute.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Up.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
These rich owners are paying filthy amounts of money to
get these high end call boys to swing their bats
and their balls for whoever pays them the most.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's disgusting, if you ask me, absolutely just disgusting, Tony. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
By the way, on that note, we just got to
slip in a quick word for our newest sponsor. Indeed,
we know we usually advertised for Zipracruider, but indeed paid
us a boatload more.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So just use.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Indeed not zipra CRUI make sure you do that, yeah, exactly. Anyway,
all right, let's get the football, and you know, again
we don't talk politics on this show, Okay, unless we
feel it's extremely important to the audience in the overall
reach of our TikTok clips. Exactly, we just saw a
story that was so troubling Tony, that annoying politician AOC,
you know, just so annoying. I mean, I'll give it
(04:47):
to her that she is semi hots, you know, so okay, yeah, yeah,
but she did say something so ridiculous. She said that
if you want to get Eagles fans to register the vote,
you should knock on their doors during e games because
you know they'll be home.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Tony, how disgusting? Is this completely un American?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And let me say this, if you want to knock
on my door during an Eagles game, you better be
holding a pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, exactly. We are so sick and tired. Yeah, good
people like you, you know, watching this right now or
listen to this having politics stuffed in your face when
you're just trying to enjoy sports.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, and don't worry, We're not going to let those
soft liberals with all their elections and their agendas. What
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What are you what are you doing talking?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
When as tweeted that she clearly just intended it as
a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh yeah, Well, you know it was also intended as
a joke when God created your penis.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, you need a magnifying glass just to aoh see it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh shut up, As you're the ones talking politics, you're
the ones that brought it up.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna bring you up on charges of
show ruining.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, shut up, now shut out that. Why let's us
keep going here.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Big NFL knows Tony Brown's QB DeShawn Watson out with
an achilles injury. Now, you know a lot of people
they are applauding this, happy this happened because you know,
Deshaun Watson grabbed up all those cat eating immigrants. But
a lot of people they are now coming to his defense,
you know, feeling sorry for her. Or Deshaun Watson's teammate
Miles Garrett. He said the quarterback is quote a model
(06:32):
citizen and therefore it's wrong to boo him.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And that just puts it all in perspective, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Don't it absolutely when you think about it, compared to
Miles Garrett, you know, who once tried to violently decapitate
someone with his helmet.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Maybe Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, In fact, I just saw p Diddy came out
and released his own statement about this and said DeShawn
Watson is a model citizen and also a pillar of
the commuted. And well, again that just puts it all
in perspective, doesn't it doubting?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, and I heard that someone spoke to the family
of serial killer Ted Bundy and they all agreed that
Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So again perspective. There you go, perspective.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And you know, also coming to Watson's defense, here was
a Brown's backup QB, Jameis Winston. He got very emotional,
see she thought sheer when Deshaun Watson got injured, and
he said, quote, he would never pull a man when
he's down, And well, that's just that's more bad news
for DeShawn, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, right now, he could really use someone to pull
him while he's down, you know, preferably lying on a
flat table.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, we all know.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's what Deshaun Watson lives for, so it probably hurts
him to know that his backup QB or anyone else
for that matter, won't even do that for him.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Just heartfelt analysis that Tony and well, staying in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know, the Jets.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They may a big move bringing in Devonte Adams, it's
still lost by a mile to the Steelers. Now, people
they're saying Devantae Adams should have already fixed things with
the Jets, but they got it all wrong. I mean,
it's clear the team still has the exact same problem.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, they currently only have two of Aaron Rodgers' former teammates,
Devonte Adams and Alan Lazard. There's still fifty one guys
on the Jets that aren't former Aaron Rodgers teammates. How
is he supposed to know how to play with them
if he hasn't done that already for six or eight years.
You know, if I'm the Jets, I'm bringing back Greg Jennings,
(08:35):
Randall Cobb, Donald Driver. And also you know Mike mccaffee
will be free very shortly, so you could bring him
back too, and maybe just add a yellow stripe to
the uniforms just so it's all the same.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Just terrific player personnel analysis that Dony and Well, now
it's time at this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
To do viewer mail.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Fewer male Now, we asked our producer back there Moron
to pick the questions, and he just did a terrible job.
I mean, listen to this first one he piked out
for us. Yeah, why are you celebrating the Eagles when
their last three wins have come against teams with a
combined record of five and sixteen.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
No, what are you even talking about? These stat losers?
I don't watch stats. I watch football games.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, what are you doing? What are the Eagles supposed
to do? Control their schedule? Exactly what you want me
to control your schedule? Okay, you're gonna die tomorrow. They
have control set. Yeah, you know. So we had to
waste that time, you know, going through sifting through the mail.
But you know that we did find some of your
(09:43):
questions that we'd rather answer. And you want a seriously say,
here we go. Let's get into one of them here.
Dear Pauli and Tony, how do you have such perfect
views on everything? You'll see everything so much clearer than
everyone else. How can I see things like you? Well,
you can't, bro, see that's the problem. Given the fact
that you asked the question just shows how dumb you are.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It shows that you don't know anything. Bro, I don't
know why we picked that question though. That was damn,
I don't know. That was horrible.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, here's another one. Dear Paul and TONI, why
don't you take callers anymore? I've been waiting to call
in and I'm still waiting for my shot. Please let
me know. Well, that's there's a simple answer for that.
Nobody wants to hear from you. It's the Pauli and
Toni fuscosh.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, it's not the pauling Tonian random call is.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Show no nobody anyone who knows anything about sports talk
means yeah, the reason you have callers is to fill time.
See what you do is you just you just punch
a button, get people on the phone. Then they're making
the content so you can just sit there and go
aha yeah uha uhha.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
The only one who's taking calls is produced Jay's mom
because she works as a phone sex operator.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah there you go. Little known fact about her. But
does great work, does terrific work.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh yeah, absolutely, manting.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
The phones well and happy to take calls. Uh oh.
That leads in a perfect question here right. It says,
dear Paul and Tony, why are you so mean to
your producer and if you hate him, so much, why
don't you fire him?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
See that's a stupid question. People don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
See, what do you want us to do press all
the buttons and the what not to get the show
to you. Only a nerd like that knows how to do.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We let the nerds do all the button pushing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah exactly, I mean, seriously, it's the only buttons he's
ever pushed in his life, he catch my drift, Exactly.
It's the only buttons he knows where to find.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He has no experience with other buttons, just the ones
on the keyboard.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
The only wish I wish he'd press the mute button.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
That would be the one he unfortunately doesn't. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, I think he has a better job of finding
the glitterists than the mute button.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's the problem with him. Oh horrible, but yeah again
another terrible question. Yeah, and exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Can I just explain, maybe, Tony, We need to explain
how this business works. See, in this sports talk business,
what you do is you have talented people on the
camera right in front of the microphone, less.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Talented people back.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And that's the problem is that it just creates the
split where in front, you know, you have these terrific,
amazing people, and behind them you just have this.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Useless skug dumb dumb And there's nothing you can.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do about it, Tony, because you know that if they
were good, they'd want to be up here.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But yeah, they try THEO.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I have something to say. No, stay back there. Nobody
wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Look, I think he's getting upset, Tony. He's getting upset.
He might forget to press the buttons. Yeah all right, yah,
hold on, all right, let's here's another one, Tony. It's
a he says, I dare Paully and Tony, what's with
all the ads in your show? It's twenty minutes and
I have to listen to like five ads. It's not
called the ad show.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh oh, we.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Apologize to you for the fact that businesses are clamoring.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
That's how bad it works in this show.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So, you know, just as a gift to you and
that listenerer right there, Uh, go ahead and play some ads.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah all right? Are we back? Are we back on? Yeah?
All right? See, I hope you enjoyed all those terrific ads.
You know that was for you. Yeah, you'll literally asked
for them, so they.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Exactly shut your mouth next time, and you know, great,
more money for us, don't That's all this is?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Anyway, look looks like a great place to just wrap
the show. Don't forget rate and review on Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh no, oh what are you doing? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm going to rate and review you zero stars as
always exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Produces j what what corrections?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Wack?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You said the Jets should sign Donald Driver?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, bro, yeah it would be a huge pickup. Bro.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Donald Driver is forty nine years old and he hasn't
played since twenty thirteen. So no, that's never happening.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to take my car at
Driver over your nutsack.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Then after that, I'm going to drive my nutsack into
your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh rate one doty What what is it?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You seem to imply that the fan bees for the
Arizona Diamondbacks is bigger than the one for the New
York Yankees.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, well Arizona covers the whole state. Bro. Yeah, it's
called geography. Bro.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, there's literally no way that's possible. Infact, New York
City has a bigger population than all of Arizona combined.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh yeah, well, you know what has a tiny population,
your sperm count.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and Yankees is how I would describe your sex life.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh, great one do.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And you know what, I'm gonna describe.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What's going on on the next Joe because get this,
Doughty just booked as a guest Eagle zero future Hall
of Fame and Nick Foles will be here. Say it again,
Go rate and review the show, click like, get subscribed,
visit the merch store and Dony, great job, as always.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Saying to you, Paully, another flawless show. We'll see if
people next week. Zee uh m hm
All right, alright, and Toyo live from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated Tony fourst show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Y as always, Bali fools go here with Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Fools go with Tony. Huge joke Today.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know, we're going to react to this terrible World
Series matchup that absolutely nobody wanted, explain why it's not
just bad for baseball, it's bad for our country.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And also, you know, we don't normally talk politics on
this show, just you know, every other week or so,
but today we have a story that was so disturbing
we had to address it that We're also going to
answer some of you and male some of your best
and the dumbest questions out there. But Dony gotta welcome
you back formally, welcome you back to the United States.
As you all know on our last episode, Tony broadcast
(00:52):
Live from England, where we found out that a nobody
can tell the difference between a Jaguars jersey and Eagles jersey.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Too, nobody there actually speaks English.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Bizh you know, maybe this whole time we thought we
were speaking English, but we were actually speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Wow, I mean, that's mind blowing perspective that Tony. Anyway,
I don't know. There's so much to get to here,
but first, you know what we need to say. You
out there, Yeah, you listening watching it? You know you
think you can just sit there and enjoy this episode
like a lump. No, you click like you hit subscribe
your rate and review on Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You go do that now?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, what do you think this is entertainment? No, get
to work, Yeah, exactly. Now we're gonna go do our jobs. Okay,
so here we go. Let's get right into a top story. Sure,
all right, first out the gate.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The World series is here, and unfortunately for everybody, it's
a boring matchup.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That nobody wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, Tony, you know they're trying to sell this
thing as a bicoastal battle between two big cities.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's not true at all.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, No, this is a battle of two New York teams.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are really the Brooklyn Dodges.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Everyone knows this.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
They're basically the Brooklyn Dodges of Los Angeles. It's a
terrible look for the MLB. It's too local. This would
be like the Rags in Ireland is facing Golf in
the Stanley Cup Finals, nobody would care.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just great points all around, that, Tony, you know, just
makes me long really for last year's World Series, right,
even though the Phillies weren't in it, it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Had a much better match up.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The Texas Rangers versus the Arizona Diamondbacks just had way.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
More juice exactly because Texas and Arizona are whole states.
They're not just cities, and that makes it a much
bigger clash.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean that was huge, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And talking about a clash, Tony, you know, you see
this the ratings for some of these playoff games, and
they've been bigger in Japan than in the United States.
I mean, this is just so athetic, isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You know, my grandfather fought overseason World War two for
two reasons to protect our country and more importantly, so
we could watch baseball.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It wasn't so we could watch other woosy.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Sports like soccer or badminton or women's basketball. In fact,
if he found out about the WNBA, he would have
dropped the atomic bomb on us instead of Japan.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
He was clearly a great man, Tony. And you know,
talking about something not great, the Yankees and Dodgers. These
two teams have corrupted the game of baseball. You know,
this game used to be about something like absolute whitt
in singles, you know, bunting and running into the catcher
at home plate and permanently disabling him. But now it's
all got to be about home runs and these big salaries.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's gross, Tony, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You know, we need to put a name on what's
going on in baseball with these ridiculous salaries. And I'm
going to sum it up in three words, athletic prostitute.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Up.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
These rich owners are paying filthy amounts of money to
get these high end call boys to swing their bats
and their balls for whoever pays them the most.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's disgusting, if you ask me, absolutely just disgusting, Tony. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
By the way, on that note, we just got to
slip in a quick word for our newest sponsor. Indeed,
we know we usually advertised for Zipracruider, but indeed paid
us a boatload more.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So just use.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Indeed not zipra CRUI make sure you do that, yeah, exactly. Anyway,
all right, let's get the football, and you know, again
we don't talk politics on this show, Okay, unless we
feel it's extremely important to the audience in the overall
reach of our TikTok clips. Exactly, we just saw a
story that was so troubling Tony, that annoying politician AOC,
you know, just so annoying. I mean, I'll give it
(04:47):
to her that she is semi hots, you know, so okay, yeah, yeah,
but she did say something so ridiculous. She said that
if you want to get Eagles fans to register the vote,
you should knock on their doors during e games because
you know they'll be home.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Tony, how disgusting? Is this completely un American?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And let me say this, if you want to knock
on my door during an Eagles game, you better be
holding a pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, exactly. We are so sick and tired. Yeah, good
people like you, you know, watching this right now or
listen to this having politics stuffed in your face when
you're just trying to enjoy sports.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, and don't worry, We're not going to let those
soft liberals with all their elections and their agendas. What
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What are you what are you doing talking?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
When as tweeted that she clearly just intended it as
a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh yeah, Well, you know it was also intended as
a joke when God created your penis.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, you need a magnifying glass just to aoh see it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh shut up, As you're the ones talking politics, you're
the ones that brought it up.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna bring you up on charges of
show ruining.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, shut up, now shut out that. Why let's us
keep going here.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Big NFL knows Tony Brown's QB DeShawn Watson out with
an achilles injury. Now, you know a lot of people
they are applauding this, happy this happened because you know,
Deshaun Watson grabbed up all those cat eating immigrants. But
a lot of people they are now coming to his defense,
you know, feeling sorry for her. Or Deshaun Watson's teammate
Miles Garrett. He said the quarterback is quote a model
(06:32):
citizen and therefore it's wrong to boo him.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And that just puts it all in perspective, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Don't it absolutely when you think about it, compared to
Miles Garrett, you know, who once tried to violently decapitate
someone with his helmet.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Maybe Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, In fact, I just saw p Diddy came out
and released his own statement about this and said DeShawn
Watson is a model citizen and also a pillar of
the commuted. And well, again that just puts it all
in perspective, doesn't it doubting?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, and I heard that someone spoke to the family
of serial killer Ted Bundy and they all agreed that
Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So again perspective. There you go, perspective.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And you know, also coming to Watson's defense, here was
a Brown's backup QB, Jameis Winston. He got very emotional,
see she thought sheer when Deshaun Watson got injured, and
he said, quote, he would never pull a man when
he's down, And well, that's just that's more bad news
for DeShawn, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, right now, he could really use someone to pull
him while he's down, you know, preferably lying on a
flat table.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, we all know.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's what Deshaun Watson lives for, so it probably hurts
him to know that his backup QB or anyone else
for that matter, won't even do that for him.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Just heartfelt analysis that Tony and well, staying in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know, the Jets.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They may a big move bringing in Devonte Adams, it's
still lost by a mile to the Steelers. Now, people
they're saying Devantae Adams should have already fixed things with
the Jets, but they got it all wrong. I mean,
it's clear the team still has the exact same problem.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, they currently only have two of Aaron Rodgers' former teammates,
Devonte Adams and Alan Lazard. There's still fifty one guys
on the Jets that aren't former Aaron Rodgers teammates. How
is he supposed to know how to play with them
if he hasn't done that already for six or eight years.
You know, if I'm the Jets, I'm bringing back Greg Jennings,
(08:35):
Randall Cobb, Donald Driver. And also you know Mike mccaffee
will be free very shortly, so you could bring him
back too, and maybe just add a yellow stripe to
the uniforms just so it's all the same.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Just terrific player personnel analysis that Dony and Well, now
it's time at this part of the show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
To do viewer mail.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Fewer male Now, we asked our producer back there Moron
to pick the questions, and he just did a terrible job.
I mean, listen to this first one he piked out
for us. Yeah, why are you celebrating the Eagles when
their last three wins have come against teams with a
combined record of five and sixteen.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
No, what are you even talking about? These stat losers?
I don't watch stats. I watch football games.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, what are you doing? What are the Eagles supposed
to do? Control their schedule? Exactly what you want me
to control your schedule? Okay, you're gonna die tomorrow. They
have control set. Yeah, you know. So we had to
waste that time, you know, going through sifting through the mail.
But you know that we did find some of your
(09:43):
questions that we'd rather answer. And you want a seriously say,
here we go. Let's get into one of them here.
Dear Pauli and Tony, how do you have such perfect
views on everything? You'll see everything so much clearer than
everyone else. How can I see things like you? Well,
you can't, bro, see that's the problem. Given the fact
that you asked the question just shows how dumb you are.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It shows that you don't know anything. Bro, I don't
know why we picked that question though. That was damn,
I don't know. That was horrible.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, here's another one. Dear Paul and TONI, why
don't you take callers anymore? I've been waiting to call
in and I'm still waiting for my shot. Please let
me know. Well, that's there's a simple answer for that.
Nobody wants to hear from you. It's the Pauli and
Toni fuscosh.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, it's not the pauling Tonian random call is.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Show no nobody anyone who knows anything about sports talk
means yeah, the reason you have callers is to fill time.
See what you do is you just you just punch
a button, get people on the phone. Then they're making
the content so you can just sit there and go
aha yeah uha uhha.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
The only one who's taking calls is produced Jay's mom
because she works as a phone sex operator.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah there you go. Little known fact about her. But
does great work, does terrific work.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh yeah, absolutely, manting.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
The phones well and happy to take calls. Uh oh.
That leads in a perfect question here right. It says,
dear Paul and Tony, why are you so mean to
your producer and if you hate him, so much, why
don't you fire him?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
See that's a stupid question. People don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
See, what do you want us to do press all
the buttons and the what not to get the show
to you. Only a nerd like that knows how to do.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We let the nerds do all the button pushing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah exactly, I mean, seriously, it's the only buttons he's
ever pushed in his life, he catch my drift, Exactly.
It's the only buttons he knows where to find.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He has no experience with other buttons, just the ones
on the keyboard.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
The only wish I wish he'd press the mute button.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
That would be the one he unfortunately doesn't. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, I think he has a better job of finding
the glitterists than the mute button.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's the problem with him. Oh horrible, but yeah again
another terrible question. Yeah, and exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Can I just explain, maybe, Tony, We need to explain
how this business works. See, in this sports talk business,
what you do is you have talented people on the
camera right in front of the microphone, less.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Talented people back.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And that's the problem is that it just creates the
split where in front, you know, you have these terrific,
amazing people, and behind them you just have this.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Useless skug dumb dumb And there's nothing you can.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do about it, Tony, because you know that if they
were good, they'd want to be up here.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But yeah, they try THEO.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I have something to say. No, stay back there. Nobody
wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Look, I think he's getting upset, Tony. He's getting upset.
He might forget to press the buttons. Yeah all right, yah,
hold on, all right, let's here's another one, Tony. It's
a he says, I dare Paully and Tony, what's with
all the ads in your show? It's twenty minutes and
I have to listen to like five ads. It's not
called the ad show.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh oh, we.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Apologize to you for the fact that businesses are clamoring.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
That's how bad it works in this show.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So, you know, just as a gift to you and
that listenerer right there, Uh, go ahead and play some ads.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah all right? Are we back? Are we back on? Yeah?
All right? See, I hope you enjoyed all those terrific ads.
You know that was for you. Yeah, you'll literally asked
for them, so they.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Exactly shut your mouth next time, and you know, great,
more money for us, don't That's all this is?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Anyway, look looks like a great place to just wrap
the show. Don't forget rate and review on Apple podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh no, oh what are you doing? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm going to rate and review you zero stars as
always exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Produces j what what corrections?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Wack?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You said the Jets should sign Donald Driver?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, bro, yeah it would be a huge pickup. Bro.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Donald Driver is forty nine years old and he hasn't
played since twenty thirteen. So no, that's never happening.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to take my car at
Driver over your nutsack.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Then after that, I'm going to drive my nutsack into
your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh rate one doty What what is it?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You seem to imply that the fan bees for the
Arizona Diamondbacks is bigger than the one for the New
York Yankees.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, well Arizona covers the whole state. Bro. Yeah, it's
called geography. Bro.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, there's literally no way that's possible. Infact, New York
City has a bigger population than all of Arizona combined.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh yeah, well, you know what has a tiny population,
your sperm count.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and Yankees is how I would describe your sex life.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh, great one do.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And you know what, I'm gonna describe.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
What's going on on the next Joe because get this,
Doughty just booked as a guest Eagle zero future Hall
of Fame and Nick Foles will be here. Say it again,
Go rate and review the show, click like, get subscribed,
visit the merch store and Dony, great job, as always.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Saying to you, Paully, another flawless show. We'll see if
people next week. Zee uh m hm
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