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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, alright, I'm gonna from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony fo sharp
Yah as always, Bali fools go here with Tony.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Fools go with Tony Huge.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know, of course we're gonna talk about this world series,
which is so terrible makes the New Joker movie look
watchable exactly. And what's even worse is the media coverage
about it. We're gonna tell you why the meeting is
just totally dropping the ball here. But you know, there
has been one bright spot, Tony, those two brave Yankees
fans who ripped the ball out of Mookie betrip Love.
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We're gonna send a very special heartfelt message.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, nobody has ever represented the Yankees better.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And to discuss all this, we're gonna bring on the
host of a rival podcast, Tody.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean, that's not really a rivalries. We crush it
in the rating like a bug.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But he's drying anyway, host of our Yankees Unloaded, Gary
Sheffield Junior. And you know, by the way, you may
have noticed, if you're paying close attention, we didn't say
we're live up the we normally dull.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Maybe they got and.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well this might be complicated for you at home there
to understand.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But right now, it's Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, it's not the time that you are correctly show.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, live, but not live live.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Exactly me and Tony see we're live live now as
we record this, but we are not live as you're watching.
Exact reason is is because tonight we wanted to be
watching the game. And of course we're talking about the
Sixers Pistons, not the lost series because that's over.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Nobody game.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The Yankees have as much chance of coming back as
Vanilla Ice, you know, which is regrettable since I would
love to see Vanilla Ice make a comeback.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh what I thought it? Yeah? Anyway, all right, we'd
love to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But you know, we got so much to get to
MLB NFL, so let's get right into our top story story.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, first, out the gate.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You're up.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Until today, there.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Was no reason to talk about this garbage world series
that nobody cares about. But there is one bright spot, Tony.
Of course, we need to take time to honor two
brave men heroes Yankee fans, Austin Gapo Bianco and John Peto.
So Brie finally made this series something worth watching when, like.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
True Yankees, they yanked the ball.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Out of Nickie Betts's glove and they got unfairly tossed
from the game. But Dody, we'd like to send a
message to them, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yes, we want to tell those two brave Yankees fans
that they are more than welcome to come be Phillies fans,
since they clearly won't be allowed in Yankee Stadium anymore
more likely anywhere outside of a state prison for the
next two to four years is However, when they are
granted parole, we would officially like to offer them front
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row seats to all Phillies games. Yep, right along the
first baseline, so they can interfere with the other teams
as much as they want if they want to, you know,
choke them as they reach for fly balls, or maybe
throw another ball at them to confuse them.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We would love to have them. It would truly be
an honors.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So wherever you are, Austin and John, whether you're sitting
at home currently at your deposition, exactly, wase contact the
show to claim your free tickets. See, by the way,
talk about tickets stoning. You know, you see what thickets cost.
That Yankee Stadium. Unbelieve five thousand of pop you can,
and that's the price, then you should be able to
harass and potentially harm the opposing players at the very least.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, that's all part of the fan experience. For that money,
you should be able to assault at least one of
the outfielders.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And they should give you complimentary projectiles to row at
the outfielders too, you know, as you walk in, they
give you Yankees branded projectiles like bottles, rocks, batteries, you know,
to hurl at the players.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That should be baked into the ticket price.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Just terrific business analysis, that, Tony. And you know, meanwhile,
as bad as the series has been, the media coverage
has been even more pissed ball right, I Mean, the
people are focused on these questions like what happened to
the Yankees, what's going on with Judge, Who's gonna win care?
Nobody cares all the wrong questions.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The questions we.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Should be asking, Tony is, did show Hey, O, Donnie's
now fired interpreter place the Future's bet on the Dodgers
to win the series?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Totally?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Because if that guy placed that bet, then everyone out
there owes him an apology because that was a great bet.
I mean, if I'm the judge, then I'm setting him
free tomorrow, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Probably taking him straight to Bally's. You have to Dony,
of course, yeah, you have one. Anyway, let's move out
of the NFL. You know, people they are still yapping
about that Jaden Daniels hail merrow, some people even calling
it a miracle.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
People.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
If you think it's a miracle, then you'll think God
was responsible.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
If that's the case, well they put up his stats.
We got to take those fifty three yards and that
touchdown off Jaden statuet and give it the God there.
And even if you don't believe that, then just look
at the hard numbers.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
People say Jaden Daniels had a great game. You can't
measure a QB by their last game. You have to
measure them by their last two games. And when you
average in his performance from the previous week against the Panthers,
where he only threw for a dismal six yards, he's
one of the worst qbs in the league.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Absolutely, what what do you do? Why are you run thing?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
He got injured in the first quarter against the Panthers.
That's why his numbers were so low. You can't count that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh, oh, well, you know what I can count the
stab wounds they're going to find on your body.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, you want to see a low number, go take
an IQ test.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh talking and interrupting, that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Let's keep going him distract us, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know it just gets worse for the Cowboys and
Dak Prescott. He's statistically having the worst season of his career.
And well that's why it's time right now with the
show for an original segment that we came up with ourselves.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, here we go, hit that sounder.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's time for blind resume blind. Okay, Tony, let's break
this down for the audience, because you know it might
be too complicated for them understand.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The we go. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Tell Tony DA's stats through week eight of the season,
and Tony is going to have to guess which QB
had the exact same stats for a week gay eight, Sony,
here we go, all right, Dak currectly has ten touchdowns,
eight interceptions. Okay, and here's the most important stat for
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a QB rush yards. He only has twenty four all right,
Dody which quarterback had the.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Exact same stats. Oh, that's an easy one. It's gotta
be Danny Canell in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Boom, there it is ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The shittiest kilb in Giant's history. Makes Daniel Jones look
like Phil Simms.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He does. Wait, work, Tony, No surprise there that is
who is?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
There?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You go? Danny Canal? There you go mate? Yeah, and
that's what that means. It means Dak Prestott is Danny Canal.
Now now you understand. Okay, we'll go on the pick
the Giants.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go to the Giants yeay, facing them at home
this weekend, where Daniel Jones still has yet to throw
a touchdown in like a thousand days or something, at
least top of anyways, Since Daniel Jones can't throw a
tit at home, well we had to come up with
a solution.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And well there's a perfect solution, isn't that don't.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, since the Giants can't get out of that terrible
contract with Daniel Jones, the only other option they have
is to get the franchise out of that state.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, why not send them to China? Think about it?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
We know when Daniel Jones went to Seattle, he looked
like Daniel Marino, But if he went all the way
to China, he'd look like Daniel LaRussa.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And think about it. If they play in China.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Everyone on the team would literally be a giant compared
to everyone living over there. It makes perfect sense if
you ask me.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Seems like the Giant League should have been playing in
China all along, the China Giants. There you go, oh, yeah,
you know, to another failing team in New York. Let's
talk about the Jets, don'ty. You know ESPN's Mike Greenberg,
the host of Get Up, which again is surprisingly not
an infomercial.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
For penis bills.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, that's crazy, he said, The twenty twenty four New
York Jets will go down as quote the worst, most
colossal and embarrassing failure in sports history.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And well, Tony, that's a little much, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
If I had to rank all the failures in sports history,
I wouldn't have the twenty twenty four Jets at the top.
I would have the twenty twenty two Jets as number one,
followed by the twenty twenty three Jets, and then the
twenty twenty four Jets, and then of course all the
Knicks teams with Carmelo Anthony of.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Course, of course, of course, great breakdown that Tony.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, now to something about QB drama Indianapolis. You know,
usually the crazy nobody cares about or even those is
still in existence. But that is until this week when
they benched that quarterback Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco because
Richardson pulled himself out of the game.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, I had and needed to catch his breath, you know, Tody.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
People are saying this is a surprise, but it's not
a surprise at all.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, anyone who's been paying attention to the Colts, which
understandably nobody does because they were a boring, hum drum FRANCHISEEP,
they all know that when you're a Colts quarterback, it's
completely normal to take yourself out of a game. Look
at Andrew Luck, he took himself out of the game forever, yep,
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and so did Philip Rivers he went straight into retirement.
And Matt Ryan left the game and headed straight to CBS.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So learn your history exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's such a shame in this country how people are
getting there.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ignore history.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Anyway, before we can get to a guest or he
can wait, just a quick word. You know, people they
keep coming up to us and asking, hey, why you
at cameo.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well there's a reason for that.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You see, we own a cell phone and don't need
to pay, so I'm paying them the message.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Why idiots? Anyway, So look, if you want us to.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Send a special message to someone, you know, maybe it
tell him, you know, you want to get married, and
maybe telling the forever. Maybe it's a brisk and you know,
you just cut off most penis, Like our producer has
half a penis now the baby. Does you know? You
can send a special message, So just email the show
Pauli and Toni Fusco Show at gmail dot com and hey,
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we'll you know, maybe get to it, depending on it
will say us yep, you know at the office starts
at ninety nine dollars per second. Okay, anyway, Tony, all right,
I see our guest. He's coming on the line, so
let's bring him on the Fusco Satellite Network Satellite World.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
This guy, he hosts what we call a rival show,
although we are winning that rivalry.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Haunch down.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I mean, look at him, He's probably nervous right now.
He's never had an audience this big for his own show.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Doesn't know what they're do.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is podcast is called Yankees Unloaded. Yanke He's unloaded, so
you can only imagine how small the audience is for
that show. All right, anyway, coming to us from New
York where all the world series action and lack of
action is happening. Gary Sheffield Junior, Welcome to the show boys.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
How are we doing? We actually want a game, so
we're not dead yet and that's.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
After it is of today, Wednesday and probably Thursday and Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Door. Where in New York are you? Yeah, we're just carrious.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I'm in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wait a second, you're in Phoenix. Wait. We brought you
on because you thought you were in touch with the team. Yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
People people with sense, they tend to move out of
New York in LA They head back to Phoenix, Texas
and Florida, all the all the states with sun. You
guys don't enjoy sun.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We enjoy information. Bro.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, you're not even there to talk about the Diamondbacks Unloaded.
Why do you host a Yankees podcast if you're in Arizona?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Because they have a desert of not winning. Is that
the connection there?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah, only had a dad that played for the team,
so that that's the only connection.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh wait, you're hairy. Shit. They stupid producer didn't put
that in the note you got?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Is your dad the player Gary Sheffield?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Tell you? Nobody told us well, producer back there, we.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Just thought that was your name. Yeah, you know, No,
you got to make that connection. All right? Oh, I
see I get it now, Okay.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I don't look like them, do you guys?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You know now that you mentioned it, you know, I
didn't know if your dad was like Gary Sheffield, like
the painter, or you know, like working at the deli counter.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I don't know, the accountant, very popular name.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, exactly, bro. So you know, but now that you
mention it, I see the resemblance. I see the resemblance.
You grew up around that team. What are we talking about?
Mid nineties? There you were in New York hanging out there.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
We're talking early two thousands. We're talking two thousand and four. Five.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh I was close, yep?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
All right, So were you born? You were born in
New York? Where were you born? I was born here
and Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, you do know nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, okay, all right, well maybe we should have gotten
the Gary Sheffield, the real producer sho And oh yeah,
we worked with a one World Series which was played here.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It was finished here, as you guys know, and the
Diamondbacks won the World Series. So yeah, I was sitting
in center field for that game. Oh it was it
was rough, but I think at the time I was
actually rooting for the Diamondbacks, so not so rough.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You were rooted.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
So wait, okay ring for the Diamondbacks. Do you Yankee
fans know this about you, that you're a Diamondbacks?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I think. I think having a family member participate with
the team is the ultimate cop out of you get
to be a fan if your dad plays for the team,
if your mom is you know, plays for some Olympic
sport or plays for a team in general, you get
to be a fan of that team. It's essentially a
get out of jail free card. And I get a
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chance to be a Yankees fan without being called bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well you know, Tony's mom did hook up with Frank o'harris,
So that's why what pod Steelers?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah? Bro, Now look, this is very confusing for our audience.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're recording this on Wednesday, Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, because
we're going to be watching the game tonight. By that
we mean the Sixers Pistons game. Because this series is over.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's done.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So just what is your reaction to the Yankees losing
the series?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Well, I mean, technically speaking, chances are this series is over.
If you go down three to Oho, you're basically cooked.
But I will tell you in two thousand and four,
when Boston came back against the Yankees, I would have
told you then this series is over.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So all right, yeah, we know that's you're going to
be your example, But hold on us. The whole Red
Sox team was on steroids. So you're saying this Yankees
team is joicing.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
There was David Ortiz. There's many r mirrors. They're great.
They're great players, and not just great players. These are
great players who were playing great at the time. Aaron
Judge is not playing great baseball, right.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
So it's a mistake for him not to be on steroids.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What on steroids?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Well, you think if it's going to make us come back,
it's anything any means necessary point really is that the
Yankees have to take this like it is today's game,
only you mean yesterday's game. We are playing a Wednesday
night game, Garrett Cole on the mound, they're throwing Jack Flaherty.
You have to feel like we can win this game.
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And then once that game is over, this show is
not going to say that Friday night game.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, no, you both won't show because it's over tonight.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
He's holding out home. It's very sad. Yes, he wants
another all right, but look at it. Let's talk about
the main story here, the big story story, of course,
and the only moment of this series worth talking about.
The two fans in the stands hero ripping the ball
out of Mookie Bets's gloves.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You catch it?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
No, No, we've we've done that in the past, you know. Yeah,
but at Phillies game, right, Yeah, And unfortunately it was
during a preseason game, so you know it didn't count.
They will get the attention that it deserved. But you know,
you saw these guys ripping the ball out of their hands.
How impressed were you as a Yankees podcast with these
brave heroes.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What they did? Yeah, well I was.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I was surprised by the nerve because a lot of
people outsiders. Outsiders of New York are probably thinking, what
in God's name is this guy? May you like, what
is the thinking? Well, I'm here to tell you right now.
It is pure adrenaline, pure nerve. And that's the way
I put it online. It's just nerve and people in
New York. It's great, there are great people over there
in the Northeast, but they do have the nerve to
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do what their mind tells them in the moment, and
that's what that was. So some people took it as
he's trying to hurt a player. I took it as desperation,
desperation for that ball not to be caught, and unfortunately
it didn't go. Yeah, but also fortunately he's been kicked
out of Yankee Stadium, which is wrong, believe, which is.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Wrong because he should be able to hurt a player
for the price of admission that he was playing.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Shouldn't that be included.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, four thousand, five thousand bucks to get you one shot.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
At gladiator, gentleman. Yeah, it's not Gladiator. You don't You
don't get to jump on the field and hurt players.
It's just not the way it goes.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But they didn't jump on the field. He jump. He
jumped into the seat which they paid for him. He
paid for that seat exactly, bro.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, gentlemen. It just doesn't
work that way. I would love to agree, Okay, you
would I enjoyed the play, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, Oh well, how'd you like me to kick you
out of your seat? But you're like, exactly, because that's
what i'd like. They got banned from the stadium. And
guess what's about that happening? I take back what you
just said? Or guess what we're going to be selling
your seat to a ghost? Go ahead, I'm late for
lunch already. Oh no, no, no, we're late. We're late.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Guess guess what? Yah last Yankee? Guess off the show?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Why?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Sheffield? More like chef Boyant. You can't off the show living,
So it's hey, off the line, Jay, hang up the phone.
I don't know if he can do that.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I mean, he can't even write that the guy is
the son of an MLB player in the Bible?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
What do you do? What we're supposed to do that? There?
You know, you bring on a guy. Let's say we
bring on a Barry Bonds. I know it's not just
like Barry who works in the Bonds. Yeah, exactly, they
get out of jail place. What are you even doing?
What you don't do? What do you do? Why do
you exist? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's just move on, all right, Look, let's wrap the show.
Let's not let this ruin a terrific show. Of course,
don't forget to email us if we want to personalize.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What are you doing? Still talking? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
What do you want? Producer?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Jay?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
What corrections?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
What to go?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Go?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Dak Prescott is basically former Giants QB Danny kaneal in
nineteen ninety eight, because they have the same stats through
week eight numbers.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Never lie, Bro, It's called math bro.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah yeah, but those are also the same stats as
Eagles quarterback Ron Jaworski in nineteen eighty one. So you're
saying Ron Jaworski is as bad as Dak.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, what I'm saying is that when it comes to producing,
you're the Joe Wurstki And.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
After the show, I'm going to run you Ova with
my car. Oh what what go said?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Daniel Jones hasn't thrown a touchdown at home in one
thousand days.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, around there only a nerd would keep track of that.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It's been about six hundred and seventy days, so you're
you're off by about a year. If you're going to
bring up stats, you should be accurate.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, don't worry, I'm going to be accurate when I
fire my rocket launcher at your apartment build.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, you remind me of Daniel Jones. You haven't scored
in a very long time. Talk about long time.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's been a long time coming, but finally booked for
next week super Bowl Hero Egos, Legend.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Future Hall of Fame and Nick Fowles. They show against
Joe Great and review.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
The show on I go to our merchant store by
all the marching Great job, Azolos.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Same to you, Bully. Another fooless show people next week
see U