December 5, 2024 • 24 mins
Former Washington head coach Jay Gruden DISSES Jalen Hurts, Nick Sirianni & the Philadelphia Eagles, shows his SHAMEFUL BIAS toward Jayden Daniels & the Commanders, and then gets himself KICKED OFF THE SHOW!! Plus, Paulie & Tony come up GENIUS nicknames for Nick Sirianni and reveal an allegedly "controversial" plan for how the New York Jets can get rid of their horrible QB Aaron Rodgers.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, into your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Bolly and Tony foh Ya as
always Bally Fools go here with Tony Fosco and don't
you shows Undefitted and Sirianni shaved his hand. We're gonna
(00:25):
give you stats about that head shaving and that haircut
that are gonna blow your mind and also make you
slightly concerned. Also, we're gonna shake up the whole NFL
MVP conversation with the name you totally won't say coming well,
you actually will say Combing, yeah, exactly. You know, unless
you're dumb or you're stupid then you know. But also
(00:49):
we're bringing on a guest today, Tony. You know, we
gotta say, we're very impressed that this guy had the
stones to come on this show. Yeah, for all these years.
Let's see if he has the balls to stay here though.
Former Washington head coach Jay Gruden and uh, you know,
we're gonna see if he thinks Jayden Daniels reminds him
of r G three and the way he was once
goed and now totally sucks. Yep, we're gonna find out soon.
(01:12):
But just quick, we got to get in a quick
word from our newest sponsor, our good friends at Big Raisers.
As you'll know, Nick Sirianni is now undefeated since shaving
his head, and that's all because of Big Raisers. Now
you're probably sitting there wondering, pay Tony, why haven't you
shaved your head? Well, Dony did shave his head on Sunday, right,
(01:37):
but he has so much masculine energy by the testosterone
flowing through his veins, and there already grew up.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I shaved it right before the Eagles game. By the
end of the day it grew all back completely amazing day.
So they say he's just that anyway, But still big raisers. Uh,
shaves as close as a blade and your money back.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
All right, let's that's run.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a totally different company.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why are you talking.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna ram My Carrington into your body.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yea doing He lost us millions of dollars probably anyway.
All right, anyway, look, let's not waste any more time.
Let's get right into a top story story. As we
told you, the big story. Of course, the Eagles now
were perfect eight and since Nick Sirianni shaved his head.
(02:33):
But again, Tony, the hair is starting to grow badge,
which is just very concerning, isn't it. You know, they
only beat the Ravens by five points. In fact, look
at this graphic.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
As you can see, when Nick Sirianni's hair was shorter,
the Eagles won those first five games by an average
of sixteen point two points. But when the hair started
growing back and getting fuller, they only won those next
three games by ten points. So this clearly proves if
the Eagles want a bigger margin of victory, Nick Sirianni
(03:09):
needs to slice off a bigger margin of hair.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Just terrific hair analysis, that, Tony. And now another thing
that's you know, been troubling in all of this. You know,
people they've started referring to Nick Sirianni as a Baldiani. What, yeah, exactly,
that's not even a pun. Yes, I mean funny, You're
just you're just putting two words together. That's exact creative.
I mean, Tony, you know before the show, what we
sat down for what three minutes second, came up with
(03:36):
a bunch of great names. Tell tell them those names
we came up.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But yeah, listen to these footballed genius you know, like
football except football yep, great one, Okay. Then there's Nick
SHINADIANI you know, Nick Sirianni plus Sinad O'Connor perfectly fits yep.
And then there's Mistic clean record, you know, because he's
(04:01):
undefeated while looking like the guy from the famous Household
cleaning products yep. And then also Bick Nick as in
Bick Raiser, which is just great brand cross promotion, just
so brilliant.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Don't really love all of them, but basically impossible to
choose that, donty Anyway to another annoying story. Uh Bro
Football Talks full of Mike Floria just published a story
saying the MVP race is down to two people Squad
Barkley and Bill's qby Josh Allen. What should exactly shouldn't
(04:39):
Jalen Hurts be in the MVP conversation US? I mean,
who do you think is the one handing the ball to?
I mean handing off is a very important skill, one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Handing off is the most important skill any athlete or
even any person can have.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, think of tolbooth operators.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
If they can handoff you changed to you properly, not
only would you lose money, there'd be millions of lost
dimes getting fumbled onto the ground every day. The entire
transportation system would get backed up and then shut down
because people would be needing to get out of their
cause to pick up all that fumbled money. That's what
you call a most valuable player Toll booth operators and
(05:23):
Jalen hurts. Frankly, it's clear Jalen and Saquon should be
co MVPs.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Terrific football and also civic analysis. That Doni and uh oh, well,
now we have to talk about one of the biggest
coaching snaffles in the history of time. You know, as
we always say on this show, you can tell everything
about a coach by his name, right, DONI? You know
Irianni right, Well, that comes from the Italian for serious, right,
(05:54):
that's perfect, Andy Reid, Well, reading is good, you know.
That's that as coach Matt eba Flus, oh disastered. Well,
we knew that was a problem right there, Tony, didn't
We just look at his name, eba Flus. The word
lose was sitting right there the whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And look at the coach the Bears had before him,
Matt naggy nag who wants that nobody and exactly nobody.
And now you look at their interim coach Thomas Brown.
You want someone who's named after the worst football team
in history.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Just another bad move by the Bears. Just perfect name
analysis that Tony. And on the subject the terrible pissball teams,
you know the Jets. Now they're scrambling for answers as
to what to do with Aaron Rodgers. You know now
that he's somehow managing to suck even worse people. The
answer is sitting right there under their nose, right there,
(06:53):
you know. And we're not talking about backup quarterbacks, No,
they're all garbage door. But Tony, you had such a great,
simple idea.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Tell the people for words New Jersey Turnpike. You're sitting
right there next to the stadium. And it's a tried
and true method that's worked many times in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yep. You know, late one night you're like, hey, Aaron,
let's go out and get something to eat.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You driving back there in the marshes in the meadowlands,
you know, you see one of those good deep ditches
and oh, Aaron, what's that? You open the door. You
give them a little shove and a little pup pup pop.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know done.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And if the next morning anyone's like, hey, has anyone
seen Aaron, you just have to say, oh, I think
he went on one of those darkness retreats. I'm sure
he's fine. And then boom, problem solved, Problem solved. Just
a great breakdown there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Tony, and man's that sound you know what that means?
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and get ready for Tony's can't Lose vet of the Week. Tony,
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Speaker 2 (08:01):
This is my can't lose bet for this week's Eagles
Panthers matchup. You know, the Panthers are coming off two
surprisingly strong efforts, nearly beating the Bucks and the Chiefs.
That's why I think this contest will be much closer
than previously thought. Originally, I had the Eagles beating the
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Panthers by only eighty nine points by a scorer ninety
one to two, with the two coming when Jalen Hurts
accidentally kneels in the enzone at the end of the game.
But you know, Bryce Young is making some major leaps forward,
so we have to take that into consideration. That's why
I now have the Eagles winning by a score of
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ninety one to five.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
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(09:06):
warrant from Interpol. Fusco Bet. There you go, Tony, and
no guest, he's coming on the line, So let's bring
him on the Fusco Satellite Network, Fosco Satellite the world. Okay,
this guy, you know, we'll give him credit. He's done
a few things in the game of football. You know,
won a Super Bowl on the bus right, you know,
(09:26):
with that staff, and you know, considered one of the
greatest players in Arena League history, which was headquartered, as
you know, right here in Philly under the leadership of
the great President Ron Jaworski. But that's not why we
brought him on the show at all. So you know,
forget all about that. He's here obviously because he's the
former coach of the continually terrible Washington Commanders, who's assheet
(09:48):
kick every year. He knows that he had a losing
record in his career versus the Eagles five and six,
which makes him a loser by definition. Anyway, here he
is Jay Gruden. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Hey, it's great to be here, fellas. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's he's handling with class. Coach.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I was never the head coach of the Commanders. Just
so you know, it was the Washington Redskins. Don't be
afraid to say rids, No, we are not. You won't
get canceled. It's okay, no trust.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Just so for our audio listeners, he is wearing a
USA hat. Yeah, looking like a true patriot. Yeah, there
you go. He's off to a good start. I gotta say, Paulie,
he's on to a good look. Let's go back. You
couldn't have forgotten this. Your career record with Washington thirty
five and forty nine. Okay, looking at the success that
Nick Sirianni is having since shaving his head, you know,
(10:43):
totally undefeated. You always had a nice, healthy head of hair.
Looking back, now, do you regret not shaving your head?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I would have shaved my head. I would shave my
wife said, if it met winning more games.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hell, that's what you're into it?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Okay, see, yeah at all but dedication. I got a
great head of hair, I got some I got a collar.
You know, I lay my hair too much when he's
not that important? Is it stupid with that shaved head? Anyway?
Whoa whoa whoa hat on the sideline and quit yelling
at their fans, would you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You know, that's called the intimidation factor, you know, something
you didn't have with that beautiful soft hair of yours.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, you know it's a good point. Now he's you know,
the more you can do on the sideline, the better
you can be. Shave your head, yell at the fans,
you know, go for two and you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I mean it's he's sound jealous. I think you're jealous
of his and his smooth.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Anything about Philamilthy. I am jealous.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You lost that bro? Yeah exactly. What's your big problem?
That we beat your ass too much? Is that your
beef with us?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I think we beat you and one a division one
you're at your place? Uh yeah, I think we sent
chip Kelly home.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Remember that we sent chip Kelly. Also chip Kelly home, exactly.
All right, Look, we didn't bring you on here to discuss. Okay,
they're undefeated, nothing to talk about. Let's talk about grapiat
games like your ex commanders. Yeah, after that three game skid, right,
they went out and they beat the Titans forty to nineteen. Now,
I don't want to sound you know, on PC as
they say, But isn't that like when you sleep with
(12:15):
an unattractive you know, cow, and it's like you did it,
but you know it's nothing to call home about. Yeah,
you don't want to tell your friends about it, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
No, I don't think it's like that at all. That
was a big win. They had a three game losing streak.
Jane Daniels came out, played well early. They jumped out
them twenty eighth and nothing before they could even get
off the bus. There was a big confidence booster. And
they're playing Philly coming around the corner. So be careful
about these commanders, change.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You mean, when we already beat it, they need to
be careful of us, don't you guys?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Get all big headed now because you want a couple
of games and gets the New York Giants and you.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sound very bitter. Is that because is that because of
the five and six record what happened against Philly that
made you such a bitter human being.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
The Grudens were forced to be bitter. We're all bitter
humans right now. So yeah, I'm bitter. I don't like Philadelphia,
I don't like Dallas. I do like Washington though, because
I like Jayden Daniels.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
No, but you know, when you look at Jaden Daniels, right,
you coached RG three very similar to Jaden Daniels. Does
he remind you of G three and you know how
he's having a precipitous fall from stodhom.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
No, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
RG three is totally different than Jayden. They're different people,
different quarterbacks. RG three did have a lot of successes
rookie year, as is Jaden, but I think Jade will
be able to sustain it a little bit better with
a skill set.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, So you're saying it would be wrong to call
Jaden Daniels RGI four as we've been calling him.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, I think that would be definitely wrong. Yes, Okay, okay, okay,
can you explain to me Lamar too, maybe something like
that a little more closer to real realistic?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
What is the difference between Jade and Daniels and RG three,
I mean, because all I just see is a bunch
of hype and crappy foot yes, stat padding, that's all.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think. Jayden had five years in college as a player.
He's played a couple of years Arizo State, a couple
of years at LSU. RG three really had one good
year at Baylor, so Jayden had a lot more schooling
coming up in college. He was able to do more
of the drop back passing game. RG three did a
little bit at Baylor, not a whole lot, and then
he had the rookie year, and then he hurt his leg,
and then he was forcing to become more of a
(14:19):
drop back quarterback. He just wasn't quite ready to do that.
Jayden has the ability to be a dropback quarterback. He
has accuracy, touch and anticipation and a great arm. So
that's a difference.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But also if you breathe on him, you'll break like
two of his ribs.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
He does have some sore ribs, or he did anyway,
but not anymore. As evidence against the Tennessee Titans forty
two to nineteen, sheilacky, Well.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What's up with you in the Titans you're acting like
they're the seventy though Dolphins of someulting that is.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Just beating Houston, Texas on the road the week before.
You guys do realize that, right? They do have Jeffrey
Simmons and Harold Landry, and they have Calvin Ridley. They
have some good player and I'd like to have a
bunch of scrubs. Pollard's a good player, and I have
some good.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I honestly, I honestly have to say, I don't know
any of the names.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You just what doesn't surprise me? You don't know anything
about any names of football. It doesn't surprise you. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Look, you want to talk names of football, Let's talk
about who you had on that coaching staff in Washington. Okay,
you had Sean McVeigh and had Kevin O'Connor. They go
on the success after coaching with you. Is that because
you taught them so much or because you suck so much?
Just tell us.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Probably a combination.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I did teach them a little bit.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You know, drink some coffee and you know, drink a beer.
I guess, but no, oh, on the job, these guys
are both very intelligent guys. We work together very well,
and they went on a great success and me, I
just waddle around on the beach and play golf.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh well there's your problem right there. Yeah, were you
doing that while you coach the commanders.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I think so, Yeah, I think that's record.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah. Actually I was five the year I got fired,
So I correct you there too.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
We were about to bring that up for the rest
if you taught them so well, now you're seeing the success.
Do you ever think about I should sue these guys
for taking like the plays that I taught lagiurism?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
You know, yeah, you know I never thought about that.
Is that the possibility? How much you think I can
get to that? Well, you know, we do what he's
suing everybody nowadays.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Exactly. Hey, that's my play, Hey, the trap play, that's
my play. Yeah, and then you know i'd be right.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Ran out against Philadelphia for a forty yard touchdown.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You remember that, No, nobody, we don't remember.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Nobody remember the little slant take off the Pierre Garzan
and the core of the end zone against Jim Kelly
for touchdown to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Again, he is, in fact, I forgot he was the
coach of the Eagles until you reminded me, So yeah, exactly.
Let's move on here to the bars. You know, okay,
you know what we say is you can tell a
lot by everything, but you could tell a lot about
a coach by his name, right, you know, like Siriani
(17:08):
comes from serious Italian for serious, right, Andy Reid, Well,
reading is good. Look at your name, Gruden. You know
you're rude for a coach. Not so great for this interview.
But you know, okay, matt Iba Flus has the word
lose right there in his name, Eba Flus. Shouldn't we
(17:30):
have known right there? That was a problem.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That is something that I'm sure that the ownership of
Chicago did not look into, and I'm sure they probably
wish they would have. So maybe you guys are onto
something there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean, let's just see, did you analyze names when
you are picking coaches? You know, like O'Connell sounds like
he's a con man. I'm probably going to steal all
my plays.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
He did, and he did go on to another. I
think you guys are on to something there.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
See, that's what you would you have called the time
I'm out with Caleb Williams or you just let him
go there at the end, Let him.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Go there, run the clock out. Who cares, They're not
going to win it anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Exactly, here you go.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Last thing we want to do is go into overtime
and watch exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Why waste everybody's time? Exactly? Everyone was waiting for that
game to be over. All right, his coaching is still working.
Coaching by that's good coach. Let's Aaron Rodgers. Okay. You
know the Jets they're wondering how to get rid of
this guy. Okay, because you know there's a contract problem.
Tony has a great solution. Just listen to this jet. Yeah,
(18:33):
you know, late one night, you know, you just take
him out.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You say, hey, Aaron, let's go get something to eat,
you know, and then you drive back then the meadow lands,
you know, back then the marshes, and Aaron's like, hey,
where are we? Like, Oh, don't worry, it's just down
the block. And then all of a sudden, no, you
open the door, Hey Aaron, could you go over there
for a second, give him a little shove there. And
then the next morning, if anyone asks, hey where's Aaron,
(18:56):
he's like, oh, he went on one of his darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
You know, probably don't be seeing him anymore. Great idea,
your thoughts, coach, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
That'd be a good idea. You know, you might go
to jail for that one for life shot in the
head three times.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know I didn't say that, I just you know, Okay, Well,
did you ever consider doing that with you know, Case,
Keenum or somebody?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Five good guys?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
A great guy. Don't ever talk about about Case. He's
a good guy. He doesn't go back up quarterback commercially.
See those on TV? Those are sweet.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I have not seen those. Those must be airing during
command Is Titans games, which we are absolutely not exactly
all right, all right, look we all know the big topic. Coach. Okay,
let's just see if you got your head on straight,
just get rid of your Philly bias. Yeah, okay for
a moment. You know, people are saying they're only two
names right now for MVP. They're saying, Josh Allen, what
(19:52):
about Jalen Hurts? Okay, who do you think is handing
the ball off to? You know, you're a quarterback. Don't
you think that's the most important thing? Handing the ball off?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Who handed the ball off the Barry Sanders and Walter
Payton and Jim Brown.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you remember are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We always said Eric Kramer, Eric Kraman, Scott Mitchell not
getting their fan due.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Well, then you got to get it to Cam Jurgens, right,
He touches the ball first and hands the ball to
Jalen Hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So why do you get a new o?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Why why he spins the ball over and he and
he snaps the ball and then Jalen gets it and
gives it the saquon and then Jurgens has to block.
So I think Jurgis shoun get double duty.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You know, Actually, Tony, this is not actually had that
I think about it. I gotta say, Coach, that's teristic analysis.
But we need to have three MVP. I gotta say,
I'm kind of impressed, Paulie. Okay, coach, Well, why you're
on a roll here? How about this?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know the Eagles now eight and zero with Sirianni
bald Who do you see them facing in the Super
Bowl this year?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Flip your coin heads Kansas City tails Buffalo? How's that?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
So, however, however, they ain't gonna be Philly what do
you mean, What do you mean it ain't gonna be
Come on, man, you know there's so many touch pushes
you can do that. They're gonna they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Push you coach push show grow, didn't off? You need
to take off? That us a happy off the show?
(21:47):
Is he off the line? You know we're never having
that jealous loser on the show again. That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, we're updating his record against the Eagles to five
and seven because that counts as a loss.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Exactly, don'ty anyway, Let's not let him ruin, which was
otherwise just a terrific show. Of course, we want to
thank our spots. Is our good friends at Dick Raises.
You kidding the subject of annoying people named J. Yeah,
exactly producing J.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
What do you want corrections? What what go?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You said?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
The Eagles had a higher margin of victory when Nick
Sirianni's hair was shorter.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Uh, check the stats bro. It's called data bro.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, they won those games by more points because they
had a weak schedule. Then their schedule got harder, and
then they played better teams and had nothing to do
with his haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh yeah, well you want to see a weak schedule,
look at your social life.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, you want to see something that never gets hard?
Look down your pants? O?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Great, what.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
You said?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Turnpike is two words?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, turn pike. It's called English, bro, learn it.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Turnpike is one word, not too. It's on the sign.
You just have to read it.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh well, uh, I got two words for you, douchebag. Yeah,
here's a sign that you can read right there, my finger.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
What so you once again said Siriani is a word
that means serious and Italian.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, bro, yeah, great name. Bro, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Doesn't mean serious. I looked it up. It literally means
sir or master. So you got that completely wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh I see, well master is half how I would
describe your love life. The other half is beta. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
And you know who got something completely wrong? God when
he made your micro dick.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But here's something because we just got him. Book just
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(24:19):
exactly desperately and great job as always, same to you, Paulie,
another floorless show Eagle. We'll see if people next week.
See you
All right, all right, into your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Bolly and Tony foh Ya as
always Bally Fools go here with Tony Fosco and don't
you shows Undefitted and Sirianni shaved his hand. We're gonna
(00:25):
give you stats about that head shaving and that haircut
that are gonna blow your mind and also make you
slightly concerned. Also, we're gonna shake up the whole NFL
MVP conversation with the name you totally won't say coming well,
you actually will say Combing, yeah, exactly. You know, unless
you're dumb or you're stupid then you know. But also
(00:49):
we're bringing on a guest today, Tony. You know, we
gotta say, we're very impressed that this guy had the
stones to come on this show. Yeah, for all these years.
Let's see if he has the balls to stay here though.
Former Washington head coach Jay Gruden and uh, you know,
we're gonna see if he thinks Jayden Daniels reminds him
of r G three and the way he was once
goed and now totally sucks. Yep, we're gonna find out soon.
(01:12):
But just quick, we got to get in a quick
word from our newest sponsor, our good friends at Big Raisers.
As you'll know, Nick Sirianni is now undefeated since shaving
his head, and that's all because of Big Raisers. Now
you're probably sitting there wondering, pay Tony, why haven't you
shaved your head? Well, Dony did shave his head on Sunday, right,
(01:37):
but he has so much masculine energy by the testosterone
flowing through his veins, and there already grew up.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I shaved it right before the Eagles game. By the
end of the day it grew all back completely amazing day.
So they say he's just that anyway, But still big raisers. Uh,
shaves as close as a blade and your money back.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
All right, let's that's run.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a totally different company.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why are you talking.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna ram My Carrington into your body.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yea doing He lost us millions of dollars probably anyway.
All right, anyway, look, let's not waste any more time.
Let's get right into a top story story. As we
told you, the big story. Of course, the Eagles now
were perfect eight and since Nick Sirianni shaved his head.
(02:33):
But again, Tony, the hair is starting to grow badge,
which is just very concerning, isn't it. You know, they
only beat the Ravens by five points. In fact, look
at this graphic.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
As you can see, when Nick Sirianni's hair was shorter,
the Eagles won those first five games by an average
of sixteen point two points. But when the hair started
growing back and getting fuller, they only won those next
three games by ten points. So this clearly proves if
the Eagles want a bigger margin of victory, Nick Sirianni
(03:09):
needs to slice off a bigger margin of hair.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Just terrific hair analysis, that, Tony. And now another thing
that's you know, been troubling in all of this. You know,
people they've started referring to Nick Sirianni as a Baldiani. What, yeah, exactly,
that's not even a pun. Yes, I mean funny, You're
just you're just putting two words together. That's exact creative.
I mean, Tony, you know before the show, what we
sat down for what three minutes second, came up with
(03:36):
a bunch of great names. Tell tell them those names
we came up.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But yeah, listen to these footballed genius you know, like
football except football yep, great one, Okay. Then there's Nick
SHINADIANI you know, Nick Sirianni plus Sinad O'Connor perfectly fits yep.
And then there's Mistic clean record, you know, because he's
(04:01):
undefeated while looking like the guy from the famous Household
cleaning products yep. And then also Bick Nick as in
Bick Raiser, which is just great brand cross promotion, just
so brilliant.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Don't really love all of them, but basically impossible to
choose that, donty Anyway to another annoying story. Uh Bro
Football Talks full of Mike Floria just published a story
saying the MVP race is down to two people Squad
Barkley and Bill's qby Josh Allen. What should exactly shouldn't
(04:39):
Jalen Hurts be in the MVP conversation US? I mean,
who do you think is the one handing the ball to?
I mean handing off is a very important skill, one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Handing off is the most important skill any athlete or
even any person can have.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, think of tolbooth operators.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
If they can handoff you changed to you properly, not
only would you lose money, there'd be millions of lost
dimes getting fumbled onto the ground every day. The entire
transportation system would get backed up and then shut down
because people would be needing to get out of their
cause to pick up all that fumbled money. That's what
you call a most valuable player Toll booth operators and
(05:23):
Jalen hurts. Frankly, it's clear Jalen and Saquon should be
co MVPs.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Terrific football and also civic analysis. That Doni and uh oh, well,
now we have to talk about one of the biggest
coaching snaffles in the history of time. You know, as
we always say on this show, you can tell everything
about a coach by his name, right, DONI? You know
Irianni right, Well, that comes from the Italian for serious, right,
(05:54):
that's perfect, Andy Reid, Well, reading is good, you know.
That's that as coach Matt eba Flus, oh disastered. Well,
we knew that was a problem right there, Tony, didn't
We just look at his name, eba Flus. The word
lose was sitting right there the whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And look at the coach the Bears had before him,
Matt naggy nag who wants that nobody and exactly nobody.
And now you look at their interim coach Thomas Brown.
You want someone who's named after the worst football team
in history.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Just another bad move by the Bears. Just perfect name
analysis that Tony. And on the subject the terrible pissball teams,
you know the Jets. Now they're scrambling for answers as
to what to do with Aaron Rodgers. You know now
that he's somehow managing to suck even worse people. The
answer is sitting right there under their nose, right there,
(06:53):
you know. And we're not talking about backup quarterbacks, No,
they're all garbage door. But Tony, you had such a great,
simple idea.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Tell the people for words New Jersey Turnpike. You're sitting
right there next to the stadium. And it's a tried
and true method that's worked many times in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yep. You know, late one night you're like, hey, Aaron,
let's go out and get something to eat.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You driving back there in the marshes in the meadowlands,
you know, you see one of those good deep ditches
and oh, Aaron, what's that? You open the door. You
give them a little shove and a little pup pup pop.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You know done.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And if the next morning anyone's like, hey, has anyone
seen Aaron, you just have to say, oh, I think
he went on one of those darkness retreats. I'm sure
he's fine. And then boom, problem solved, Problem solved. Just
a great breakdown there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Tony, and man's that sound you know what that means?
It's time to open up your full scope bed app
and get ready for Tony's can't Lose vet of the Week. Tony,
what you got, Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
This is my can't lose bet for this week's Eagles
Panthers matchup. You know, the Panthers are coming off two
surprisingly strong efforts, nearly beating the Bucks and the Chiefs.
That's why I think this contest will be much closer
than previously thought. Originally, I had the Eagles beating the
(08:21):
Panthers by only eighty nine points by a scorer ninety
one to two, with the two coming when Jalen Hurts
accidentally kneels in the enzone at the end of the game.
But you know, Bryce Young is making some major leaps forward,
so we have to take that into consideration. That's why
I now have the Eagles winning by a score of
(08:42):
ninety one to five.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Take that to the bank. Boom buck it download the
fullsco bet app now thue to ongoing litigation. Fullsc bet
may only be used off the eastern coast of Jamaica.
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(09:06):
warrant from Interpol. Fusco Bet. There you go, Tony, and
no guest, he's coming on the line, So let's bring
him on the Fusco Satellite Network, Fosco Satellite the world. Okay,
this guy, you know, we'll give him credit. He's done
a few things in the game of football. You know,
won a Super Bowl on the bus right, you know,
(09:26):
with that staff, and you know, considered one of the
greatest players in Arena League history, which was headquartered, as
you know, right here in Philly under the leadership of
the great President Ron Jaworski. But that's not why we
brought him on the show at all. So you know,
forget all about that. He's here obviously because he's the
former coach of the continually terrible Washington Commanders, who's assheet
(09:48):
kick every year. He knows that he had a losing
record in his career versus the Eagles five and six,
which makes him a loser by definition. Anyway, here he
is Jay Gruden. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Hey, it's great to be here, fellas. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's he's handling with class. Coach.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I was never the head coach of the Commanders. Just
so you know, it was the Washington Redskins. Don't be
afraid to say rids, No, we are not. You won't
get canceled. It's okay, no trust.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Just so for our audio listeners, he is wearing a
USA hat. Yeah, looking like a true patriot. Yeah, there
you go. He's off to a good start. I gotta say, Paulie,
he's on to a good look. Let's go back. You
couldn't have forgotten this. Your career record with Washington thirty
five and forty nine. Okay, looking at the success that
Nick Sirianni is having since shaving his head, you know,
(10:43):
totally undefeated. You always had a nice, healthy head of hair.
Looking back, now, do you regret not shaving your head?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I would have shaved my head. I would shave my
wife said, if it met winning more games.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hell, that's what you're into it?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Okay, see, yeah at all but dedication. I got a
great head of hair, I got some I got a collar.
You know, I lay my hair too much when he's
not that important? Is it stupid with that shaved head? Anyway?
Whoa whoa whoa hat on the sideline and quit yelling
at their fans, would you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You know, that's called the intimidation factor, you know, something
you didn't have with that beautiful soft hair of yours.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, you know it's a good point. Now he's you know,
the more you can do on the sideline, the better
you can be. Shave your head, yell at the fans,
you know, go for two and you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I mean it's he's sound jealous. I think you're jealous
of his and his smooth.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Anything about Philamilthy. I am jealous.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You lost that bro? Yeah exactly. What's your big problem?
That we beat your ass too much? Is that your
beef with us?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I think we beat you and one a division one
you're at your place? Uh yeah, I think we sent
chip Kelly home.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Remember that we sent chip Kelly. Also chip Kelly home, exactly.
All right, Look, we didn't bring you on here to discuss. Okay,
they're undefeated, nothing to talk about. Let's talk about grapiat
games like your ex commanders. Yeah, after that three game skid, right,
they went out and they beat the Titans forty to nineteen. Now,
I don't want to sound you know, on PC as
they say, But isn't that like when you sleep with
(12:15):
an unattractive you know, cow, and it's like you did it,
but you know it's nothing to call home about. Yeah,
you don't want to tell your friends about it, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
No, I don't think it's like that at all. That
was a big win. They had a three game losing streak.
Jane Daniels came out, played well early. They jumped out
them twenty eighth and nothing before they could even get
off the bus. There was a big confidence booster. And
they're playing Philly coming around the corner. So be careful
about these commanders, change.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You mean, when we already beat it, they need to
be careful of us, don't you guys?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Get all big headed now because you want a couple
of games and gets the New York Giants and you.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sound very bitter. Is that because is that because of
the five and six record what happened against Philly that
made you such a bitter human being.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
The Grudens were forced to be bitter. We're all bitter
humans right now. So yeah, I'm bitter. I don't like Philadelphia,
I don't like Dallas. I do like Washington though, because
I like Jayden Daniels.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
No, but you know, when you look at Jaden Daniels, right,
you coached RG three very similar to Jaden Daniels. Does
he remind you of G three and you know how
he's having a precipitous fall from stodhom.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
No, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
RG three is totally different than Jayden. They're different people,
different quarterbacks. RG three did have a lot of successes
rookie year, as is Jaden, but I think Jade will
be able to sustain it a little bit better with
a skill set.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, So you're saying it would be wrong to call
Jaden Daniels RGI four as we've been calling him.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, I think that would be definitely wrong. Yes, Okay, okay, okay,
can you explain to me Lamar too, maybe something like
that a little more closer to real realistic?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
What is the difference between Jade and Daniels and RG three,
I mean, because all I just see is a bunch
of hype and crappy foot yes, stat padding, that's all.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think. Jayden had five years in college as a player.
He's played a couple of years Arizo State, a couple
of years at LSU. RG three really had one good
year at Baylor, so Jayden had a lot more schooling
coming up in college. He was able to do more
of the drop back passing game. RG three did a
little bit at Baylor, not a whole lot, and then
he had the rookie year, and then he hurt his leg,
and then he was forcing to become more of a
(14:19):
drop back quarterback. He just wasn't quite ready to do that.
Jayden has the ability to be a dropback quarterback. He
has accuracy, touch and anticipation and a great arm. So
that's a difference.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
But also if you breathe on him, you'll break like
two of his ribs.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
He does have some sore ribs, or he did anyway,
but not anymore. As evidence against the Tennessee Titans forty
two to nineteen, sheilacky, Well.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What's up with you in the Titans you're acting like
they're the seventy though Dolphins of someulting that is.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Just beating Houston, Texas on the road the week before.
You guys do realize that, right? They do have Jeffrey
Simmons and Harold Landry, and they have Calvin Ridley. They
have some good player and I'd like to have a
bunch of scrubs. Pollard's a good player, and I have
some good.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I honestly, I honestly have to say, I don't know
any of the names.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You just what doesn't surprise me? You don't know anything
about any names of football. It doesn't surprise you. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Look, you want to talk names of football, Let's talk
about who you had on that coaching staff in Washington. Okay,
you had Sean McVeigh and had Kevin O'Connor. They go
on the success after coaching with you. Is that because
you taught them so much or because you suck so much?
Just tell us.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Probably a combination.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I did teach them a little bit.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You know, drink some coffee and you know, drink a beer.
I guess, but no, oh, on the job, these guys
are both very intelligent guys. We work together very well,
and they went on a great success and me, I
just waddle around on the beach and play golf.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh well there's your problem right there. Yeah, were you
doing that while you coach the commanders.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I think so, Yeah, I think that's record.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah. Actually I was five the year I got fired,
So I correct you there too.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
We were about to bring that up for the rest
if you taught them so well, now you're seeing the success.
Do you ever think about I should sue these guys
for taking like the plays that I taught lagiurism?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
You know, yeah, you know I never thought about that.
Is that the possibility? How much you think I can
get to that? Well, you know, we do what he's
suing everybody nowadays.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Exactly. Hey, that's my play, Hey, the trap play, that's
my play. Yeah, and then you know i'd be right.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Ran out against Philadelphia for a forty yard touchdown.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You remember that, No, nobody, we don't remember.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Nobody remember the little slant take off the Pierre Garzan
and the core of the end zone against Jim Kelly
for touchdown to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Again, he is, in fact, I forgot he was the
coach of the Eagles until you reminded me, So yeah, exactly.
Let's move on here to the bars. You know, okay,
you know what we say is you can tell a
lot by everything, but you could tell a lot about
a coach by his name, right, you know, like Siriani
(17:08):
comes from serious Italian for serious, right, Andy Reid, Well,
reading is good. Look at your name, Gruden. You know
you're rude for a coach. Not so great for this interview.
But you know, okay, matt Iba Flus has the word
lose right there in his name, Eba Flus. Shouldn't we
(17:30):
have known right there? That was a problem.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That is something that I'm sure that the ownership of
Chicago did not look into, and I'm sure they probably
wish they would have. So maybe you guys are onto
something there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean, let's just see, did you analyze names when
you are picking coaches? You know, like O'Connell sounds like
he's a con man. I'm probably going to steal all
my plays.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
He did, and he did go on to another. I
think you guys are on to something there.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
See, that's what you would you have called the time
I'm out with Caleb Williams or you just let him
go there at the end, Let him.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Go there, run the clock out. Who cares, They're not
going to win it anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Exactly, here you go.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Last thing we want to do is go into overtime
and watch exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Why waste everybody's time? Exactly? Everyone was waiting for that
game to be over. All right, his coaching is still working.
Coaching by that's good coach. Let's Aaron Rodgers. Okay. You
know the Jets they're wondering how to get rid of
this guy. Okay, because you know there's a contract problem.
Tony has a great solution. Just listen to this jet. Yeah,
(18:33):
you know, late one night, you know, you just take
him out.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You say, hey, Aaron, let's go get something to eat,
you know, and then you drive back then the meadow lands,
you know, back then the marshes, and Aaron's like, hey,
where are we? Like, Oh, don't worry, it's just down
the block. And then all of a sudden, no, you
open the door, Hey Aaron, could you go over there
for a second, give him a little shove there. And
then the next morning, if anyone asks, hey where's Aaron,
(18:56):
he's like, oh, he went on one of his darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
You know, probably don't be seeing him anymore. Great idea,
your thoughts, coach, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
That'd be a good idea. You know, you might go
to jail for that one for life shot in the
head three times.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know I didn't say that, I just you know, Okay, Well,
did you ever consider doing that with you know, Case,
Keenum or somebody?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Five good guys?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
A great guy. Don't ever talk about about Case. He's
a good guy. He doesn't go back up quarterback commercially.
See those on TV? Those are sweet.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I have not seen those. Those must be airing during
command Is Titans games, which we are absolutely not exactly
all right, all right, look we all know the big topic. Coach. Okay,
let's just see if you got your head on straight,
just get rid of your Philly bias. Yeah, okay for
a moment. You know, people are saying they're only two
names right now for MVP. They're saying, Josh Allen, what
(19:52):
about Jalen Hurts? Okay, who do you think is handing
the ball off to? You know, you're a quarterback. Don't
you think that's the most important thing? Handing the ball off?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Who handed the ball off the Barry Sanders and Walter
Payton and Jim Brown.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you remember are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We always said Eric Kramer, Eric Kraman, Scott Mitchell not
getting their fan due.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Well, then you got to get it to Cam Jurgens, right,
He touches the ball first and hands the ball to
Jalen Hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So why do you get a new o?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Why why he spins the ball over and he and
he snaps the ball and then Jalen gets it and
gives it the saquon and then Jurgens has to block.
So I think Jurgis shoun get double duty.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You know, Actually, Tony, this is not actually had that
I think about it. I gotta say, Coach, that's teristic analysis.
But we need to have three MVP. I gotta say,
I'm kind of impressed, Paulie. Okay, coach, Well, why you're
on a roll here? How about this?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know the Eagles now eight and zero with Sirianni
bald Who do you see them facing in the Super
Bowl this year?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Flip your coin heads Kansas City tails Buffalo? How's that?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
So, however, however, they ain't gonna be Philly what do
you mean, What do you mean it ain't gonna be
Come on, man, you know there's so many touch pushes
you can do that. They're gonna they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Push you coach push show grow, didn't off? You need
to take off? That us a happy off the show?
(21:47):
Is he off the line? You know we're never having
that jealous loser on the show again. That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, we're updating his record against the Eagles to five
and seven because that counts as a loss.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Exactly, don'ty anyway, Let's not let him ruin, which was
otherwise just a terrific show. Of course, we want to
thank our spots. Is our good friends at Dick Raises.
You kidding the subject of annoying people named J. Yeah,
exactly producing J.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
What do you want corrections? What what go?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You said?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
The Eagles had a higher margin of victory when Nick
Sirianni's hair was shorter.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Uh, check the stats bro. It's called data bro.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, they won those games by more points because they
had a weak schedule. Then their schedule got harder, and
then they played better teams and had nothing to do
with his haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh yeah, well you want to see a weak schedule,
look at your social life.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, you want to see something that never gets hard?
Look down your pants? O?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Great, what.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
You said?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Turnpike is two words?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, turn pike. It's called English, bro, learn it.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Turnpike is one word, not too. It's on the sign.
You just have to read it.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh well, uh, I got two words for you, douchebag. Yeah,
here's a sign that you can read right there, my finger.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
What so you once again said Siriani is a word
that means serious and Italian.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, bro, yeah, great name. Bro, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Doesn't mean serious. I looked it up. It literally means
sir or master. So you got that completely wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh I see, well master is half how I would
describe your love life. The other half is beta. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
And you know who got something completely wrong? God when
he made your micro dick.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But here's something because we just got him. Book just
came through. Next week on the show super Bowl Hero
Egos Legend, Nick Foles will be here. You know, the
Apple podcast and Yate and review make sure and then
you click the link for the merch store and the
holidays shot for your friends and family who want it
(24:19):
exactly desperately and great job as always, same to you, Paulie,
another floorless show Eagle. We'll see if people next week.
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