The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: "Jalen Bells", our musical tribute to the Philadelphia Eagles

It's the world (audio) premiere of the new holiday classic and soon to be #1 Billboard hit "Jalen Bells," a musical tribute to the Philadelphia Eagles. Performed by yours truly Paulie & Tony Fusco.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. You may have noticed this the run time
of this episode not as long, so you're probably disappointed.
But don't worry.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're just coming on. He ed to tell you we
got a special treat, special holiday treat with all of you.
You know, last year we put out our award winning
number one single Jalen Bells. Of course, totally original content
that was so terrific, you know, went the number one
on all the charts, and well.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
We go all the egots or egots or whatever it's called.
We went all of them.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We just won the all the awards. And while people
they've been coming up to us and saying, hey, what
are you gonna do this? You're gonna do a different song,
you know what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, you're gonna do Frosty. What are you stupid?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, you want us to come up with a whole
different song when we already rotated it song exactly. So
of course, what we did, because we're smart, is we
walked into the studio, didn't we, Tony, and we recorded
the same song Jalen Bells. We did, and we just
rewrote some of the words, you know, to keep it fresh,
keep it. So what We're gonna do right now is

(01:03):
a special trait for you. This is the big debut,
well unless you saw it on YouTube already or across
all our socials, but this is the big debut of the.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Audio only version, audio only debut.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Lucky here, We're gonna play for you right now our
new Christmas single Jalen Bells twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Enjoy Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen all the Way. Oh
what fun it is to kick every team's s every day? Hey,
Jalen Bells, cowboy smell. They think game then every way

(01:43):
they gave back that dumb contract. What a waste of
their money.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Dashing through the East the Eagles number one, of course,
thank you to the Giants for pissing off Sakwan. We
know there's some hype surrounding Washington. We think they'll have
a chance to win in twenty forty one.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen Bells, Jalen all the Way. Oh
what fun it'll be to wash the Super Bowl parade. Hey,
Jalen Bells, My home smells. The Jeets get so lucky.
We can tell the getting help from.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
All the referees dashing to the Super Bowl guaranteed victory,
of course, and the Giants and the Cowboys will watch
it on TV.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
They suck.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sorry, Minnesota, hit Detroit and Buffalo. You told you're gonna
start to look as bad as blonde hair on Burrow.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh, Jalen Bells, Jalen bell Jyleen all the way? Oh
what fun is to kick the very teams us every day? Hey,
Jalen Bells, go Egels bro. I love this squad. They
will prove the Lions and the Chiefs are total frauds.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You know what, Tony, Yeah, Jalen's been real good, but
we gotta give it up for our boys. Se Quanto.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know what I just realized. What's that Jalen and
Saquon both have two syllables and en and end sounds.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You are a musical genius, Tony. Well, you know what
we gotta do, then don't let's do it?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Oh, sa Quon Bells, Saquon Bells, Saquon all the way?
Oh what fun it is to make the Giants cry
all day? Hey, Saint Quon Bells, go Egls bro. I
love this squad. They will prove the Lions and the
Chiefs are total frauds.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Great Joba is always doning same to you, PAULI.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Another flawless Christmas song, just such a tremendous vocal tony
by you and me.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I have to say, just so great.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yop you two flawless vocal per four monthes by you, Paulie.
Now I'm in the Christmas spirit and the super Bowl spirit.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
There you go, and that's the most important spirit of
all holiday treat to you. And again we apologize that
this episode is so short. We know you're probably crying
right now, but you have a rewind, but you just
hit rewinding replace enjoying it all all over. Then they
we'll see your paple soon, see your