Sports talk legends Paulie & Tony Fusco tell you what MORONS are saying about the Tom Brady Raiders "controversy" and Jalen Hurts having "struggled" in the Philadelphia Eagles WIN over the Kansas City Chiefs. Also, they explain why the Dallas Cowboys accidentally signed Jadaveon Clowney to replace Micah Parsons. Plus, off the news that Molly Qerim is leaving ESPN's "First Take", they decide to make a huge change to the show and hold female co-host auditions.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, yo, yo, you your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Pauli A.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tony fo.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yo yo as always Polly Fool's go here with Tony.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Foolsco and Tony Yo, huge, shout.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Huge, Let's go unlike the last show, which we're gonna
try and totally forget about. You know, so what leg
I don't even remember exactly anyway, all right, God in
this note, you know, people, these morons, they keep coming
up to us, Tony and they say, why do you
put your show out on Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Why not Monday? After the game?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And you know rons you know what, yeah, you know
what that shows is that people don't understand what actually
happened in the game exactly. They're confused, so they need
us to explain it to them. It's pathetic, you.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Know, people can't think for themselves these days, you know,
which you know is great for this show because we
just get huge ratings out of that, but frankly, a
real problem point for our society as a whole.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
All just beautifully said that, Tony, and right well, on
that note, on today's show, we're gonna shut down these morons.
We're complaining that Jayalen hurts isn't passing enough idiots. And
we're going to react to this Cowboys signing Jadavian Cloudy
to replace Michael Parson's explain it all for you'll make
total sense. And uh, well we're also going to do something.
(01:20):
It's a major change for the show, Tony. You know,
with the news that Molly Quarum is leaving first take, well,
you know, people that are wondering how that show is
going to go on with that without her, you know, yeah,
And you know, Tony, it made us realize we might
be you know, behind the times here, you know, yeah,
because yeah, you know, usually we're on the forefront of
sports television, as you know, you know tis in this industry.
(01:41):
But we don't unlike these other shows, we don't have
a female co host, you know, to set up the stories,
don't it. So later in the show, we are going
to be holding auditions for a female co host, and uh,
you know, I don't want to preview too much, but
I've heard we've got some very beautiful, sexy, but more
importantly informed of Intellivision, Yes, very intelligent women, you know, and.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know, at the risk of sounding GRANDIOSI, this is
just such a huge step forward for not just the show,
but for women too.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And you know you talk about a huge step forward
for the show, Doney, Well what about a step backwards?
Because that's what all these stupid algorithms out there are
doing with the bots of their whatnot, trying to hide
our content.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, if you out there want.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The robots to take over, and you know you'll become
the human slave that ye, well that's your problem.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But if you don't want that, you know, like most people,
what you do is you hit like, okay, you hit subscribe,
your rate and review on Apple podcasts, and you show.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
These robots they're not gonna win, no.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Exactly, and you know, except for the room bas you know,
they are one of the few robots that actually do
help humanity.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right except for the rumas.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Anyway, all right, we a lot to so let's get
right into our top story s. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
First, out of the game.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Despite the win over KSE, we got these people morons
once again coming after Jalen Hurts because he only threw
for one hundred and one yards in the game.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They say he's not throwing the ball at up exactly, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
When you break this down, you gotta like this approach
from the Eagles, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You absolutely What do we always say in sports, you
gotta get back back to the fund of the mentals exactly,
And the Eagles are following the fundamentals of football in
the twenties, well not the twenty twenties, but you know
the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know, nobody passed the ball back.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Then just go back and look at the film, you know,
the eight seconds of the film that still exists somewhere
and wasn't destroyed in a warehouse fire. But you know,
the Eagles and Jalen Hurts are playing the game as
it was meant to be played.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Just terrific football and also historical analysis that dony. And
you know, when you even think about it, why would
you ever throw a football?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It doesn't make any It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And what do we always say, you gotta protect hecht
the foot football exactly? Well, why would you throw something
that you were trying to protect? You know, would you
throw a baby, No, of course, would you throw you know,
your pet hamster? No, of course unless it tried to
(04:27):
bite you, I guess. But what is a football ever
gonna try and bite you?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
See?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Never when you break it down, throwing the football is
just a dumb idea.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All valid points all around that, Tony, And well, let's
move to the Cowboys, who made yet another stunning move,
this time to fill the hole linebacker left by Micah Possums.
The team signed thirty two year old pass Russia Jadavian Clowney. Now,
this is what many people stunned even confused by this move.
But Tony, you've got some inside information, what point down
(05:00):
tell the people.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
My sources inside the team tell me this was all
a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Last week, Cowboys head coach.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Brian Schottenheimer was in a team meeting looking at who
they could add to fix their crappy defensive roster and
reportedly said only JC can save us. Now, now he
was clearly referring to Jesus Christ, but since Jerry Jones
is so old and so demented, he thought JC meant
(05:31):
Jadavian Clowney, although by my analysis, not even Jesus Christ
could save the Cowboys defense.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Totally a great Doty, just great insight and also reporting there.
But you know, when you look at it, though, Jadavian
Clowney is in a way a perfect fit for the Cowboys, right,
you know absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I mean, like the Cowboys themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Jadavian Clowney was good eleven years ago, so he's at
the right point of total deterioration to fit perfectly on
this Cowboys roster.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
YEP, terrific breakdown there, Doty. And well, let's move to
this controversy in the NFL. You know people that are
up in arms over Don Brady, you know, he's a
minority owner now with the Raiders, And then they saw
him in the broadcast the other day, you know, wearing
a headset and sitting in the Raiders coaching booth. And
they say, because you know, he's also doing the games
(06:22):
for Fox and getting this inside info because he's meeting
with the players and coaches. Well, they say, this gives
the Raiders an unfair competitive advantage. But Doty, these people,
they're just totally missing the point again, aren't they exactly?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
If we want to preserve the competitive balance in the NFL,
don't you think we should give the Raiders an unfair
competitive advantage. I mean, after twenty years of straight sucking,
I think they should get the other team's playbook and
also some of the other team's players too.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know, just to keep it balanced.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You know, like the Raiders play, the command is this week,
if Jaden Daniels starts, then the NFL should let Marcus
Mariota start in place of Geno Smith, just to keep
it fair, just to keep it fair.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And you know people don't realize this because they're dupe.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But so why do you think all these DV networks
are going out and hiring all these ex Dallas cowboy
players to do their broadcasting, right? You know, you got Romo,
you got Aikman, you got Moose Johnson. You know, it's
because what the NFL clearly wants is to get these
cowboys to go out and get the team secrets and
then share them with the current Dallas Cowboys so they
(07:37):
can stop sucking it exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's all about preserving the competitive balance exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Anyway, talking about that Tony great transition by you big
Dules out of Minnesota this week where it looks like
Coston Wentz is going to get the start in place
of the injured JJ McCarthy and Dony this is just
a huge leap forward for the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Is one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
What do we all know is the measure of any
great QB Super Bowl wins exactly. And Couson Wentz got
his ring in twenty seventeen with the Eagles, because we
all remember, and as it's clearly listed on his Wikipedia
page in the section on the right side of the screen,
right under his picture.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeap.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So now I went ahead and updated my list of
all time Vikings qbs, and right now I have Cosson
Wentz listed as number four all time, behind number one
Brett fov Yep, number two Jim McMahon, and number three
(08:44):
Brad Johnson, all impressive Viking Super Bowl winners yup.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Just a lot of great moments there in that deem history.
And well, now we got to get to some baseball here, Dony.
You know a lot of people they're saying Aaron Judge
is gonna win almb B over Gal Rawley because his
batting average is eighty points high at whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So exactly, Tony.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
These idiots are totally missing the point there, aren't they totally?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You have to consider what's most valuable. Well, obviously that's
the catcher. If the catcher wasn't there to catch the pitches,
the pitches would just go flying into the backstop. You
would be total Mayhem and the first basement. You know,
the second basement can always just run over and cover
first base, making the first basement totally useless.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You don't even.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Need a first baseman, come to think of it. That's
why my MVPs are in the Al cal Raley and
in the nl JT Real Muto.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Just a slam dunk argument all around that dony yank you. Well,
now it's almost time to make some history in the show,
some very big changes that just have to be made
for the betterment of all of society, Trony, and we're
gonna do that right after this break. All right, we're
back from break and well the big nose out of ESPN.
(10:06):
This week, Molly Quarum, the longtime co host of First Take, Well,
she announced she's leaving the show.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Some people inside the business say this could be because
ESPN didn't want to meet her salary demands. Whatever, you know,
that's besides the point. You know, this whole story got
us thinking, Tony, didn't you know, as perfect as this
show has been for you know, twenty five years, we
do after, you know, adapt and change.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
With the times.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Have we done that? We're always on.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
The fault, right, you know, the television pioneers and radio
pioneers and on good podcaste. You know, you know, we
got to consider, Tony that like most sports shows out there,
maybe it is time we add a female co host,
you know, someone who could set up the stories, you know,
add some flavor, you know, a little sex appeal though you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Know, well you know, not like we don't bring some
sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, that's true. I mean, you know, I meant, I
meant for the men, you know, the straight men, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And don't forget the lesbians. Two.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, oh of course you know we love our huge
lesbian audience.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But anyway, you know, that's why right now we're gonna
do We're gonna hold auditions for our new female co host.
But you know, of course, we're businessmen, right Tony first
and foremost, and we don't want to run into a
situation like ESPN did with Molly Quarum, you know, asking
for more money, creating more headaches on the song. So
that's why what we're gonna do, smart is we're gonna
(11:29):
use the latest in AI technology, so smart to give
us a new female co host.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Isn't that right, Tony?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yep? Welcome to the future.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yep, exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Anyway, right now, we're gonna start our auditions and you
can vote. You're gonna vote on who becomes on you
permanent co host on the show. So here's how this worked.
What we did is we had our producer back then
NERD generate AI content based on the scripts we wrote. So, producer, Uh,
what what do you have explained to me what we're
(12:01):
about to see here?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
It's a short clip of something you asked them to read,
and yeah, you're gonna pick your favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Wow, and this guy works in the TV business?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Are you AI? Are you a robot? You a robot?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
No? Not a robot?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Exactly what a robot would say. Yeah, okay, so right
now you're going to play a clip. That's what's going
to happen to here.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yes, the first one is Ivy.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
What do you mean a name?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, it's a computer pervert.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
That's the name is in the computer. It's in the program.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Don't blame it on someone whatever. All right, Okay, let's
go ahead and take a look. Here's our first contestant here, Ivy.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
This week, the two and oh Eagles host the Rams.
What are your thoughts on this one.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Very knowledgeable, Tony. Yeah, she clearly knew the man. You know, No,
I'm not surprised. He was very a beautiful Asian woman.
You're not surprised she was created by our producer. I
can now see what he's doing in his spare time.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Over her with a nice figure.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Of course, he's an expert at this. He can't get
a woman in real life, so he has to build one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you get a good job with this one, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I like how she's got that bare mid drift there.
That's that's good.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
That's how she comes in the program. I didn't build her.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Sure you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, ok yeah, anyway, but you did make a mistake
back there. It was a forty nine ers background. She's
talking about mistake, so you know, of course you screw
up the sports spot like anyway. All right, so there's
our first contestant society. Okay, okay, PERV, I mean, producer,
who do you have for a second one?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
There?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
The next one is back.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
All right, back, okay, let's take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
The Cowboys just signed Jadavian Clowney. What are your thoughts
on this one?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, the computer may have had a little bit
of a malfunction on her short circuit not you know,
it was not going on with the head, don't He
kind of looked like a bad wig.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Too much teeth too, a lot of a lot of
teeth and also didn't even know how to pronounce Jadavian clowney.
Uh yeah, So she'd have to be dismissed based on that,
just with this that, you know, just based on the
not knowing sports not looking like a freak, right, well,
all that, you know, but but I will say below
the neck, you know, not bad.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But the computer got it right there, got it right there.
But above you know, you got to have it together.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's not the one that the producer
spends his Saturday nights with.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It was the first one.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Maybe he's both who knows what he's in he's okay producer?
Right there are first away at Ivy and Beck. Okay,
who's up for those?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Third is Taylor?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
That right, very popular name? Yea right?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, a right.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Let's take a look. This is our third contestant, Taylor.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
The Chiefs have started zero to two and Patrick Mahomes
is struggling.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
What are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No, talent, and I mean that in a sports television
I'm right now, it's not because no, you.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Know, strikingly beautiful woman I've ever.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Seen in my life.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
No, kay, but no, no, so intelligent, so intelligent, pop
so much lenge.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You know. I I like her a lot. I'd like
to bring her in for an in person interview.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Don'ty You do realize that's just the video. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I used to watch you know, Christy Canyon on video
and I went to a convention to meet her in person,
and I want to meet.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But you see that they're just all video. They're not
They don't need There's no real Taylor in real life.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
She's just what happened on her? Where'd she go? What happened?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, No, she's not. She was never real never, She's
not even based on the real person. That's a computer
creating her. She did a terrific job.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
She's like the Simpsons.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I mean, sure, you know, just a hot version of
the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Sure, well that's very disappointing. But also she's still very inspiring.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
In her sports knowledge, right you know that she had
she's still anyway, yes, all right, you see our three
contestants Ivy Beck and Taylor. It is now your turn
to vote you whoever you want to be our female
co host. Of course you should choose number three definitely,
not number three.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Definitely, not number two, one of three.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Comment put your comment with your vote, your comment right
now in the comment section. Okay, and fight those robots,
not the ones that you just watched in the video,
but the other ones. All right, Well, there you go.
That ends our contest. That ends our show. Terrific, great job,
exactly better than the last one.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Way you wait?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh here he comes? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just go?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Go directions?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah we heard you.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, go.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
You called the ex Cowboys player Moose Johnson.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah that's his nickname.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, his real name is Daryl bro.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
No, yeah, that's not what I'm pointing out. His last
name is johnsonn not Johnson.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh I see, as in I'm going to drop a
ton of bricks on your car.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh as in, you don't have a tiny Johnston, you
have a micro Johnson.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh yeah, be quiet, what Jim you said?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Jim McMahon is the second best Vikings quarterback of all
time behind Brett Favre.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Uh super Bowl winner, Bro.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's all that matters, bro.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah yeah, but when.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
A ranking a team's best QBS, you can't count the
super Bowls they won with other teams. That's not how
it works.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh well, you know what, you can count the seconds
you have left to live.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I'll show you something that works, my oozy.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh what Frankly, with all that's been going on in
the country right now, I think you should not be
saying the things you're saying to me, even in just
it's it's just not appropriate right now.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, you do make a valid point. In fact,
I have to say, I do feel like Tony and
I might. Oh you may be an apology for the
way we've been speaking to you.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know, I feel you do deserve an apology from
God for giving you a micro penis.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
And you know what God just gave us, Tony. What's
a great guest next week?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Just booked super.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
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Speaker 2 (19:19):
Same to you, Polly, another floorless show.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
There you go. We'll see you people next week.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
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All right, yo, yo, you your life from Philly. It's
the number one rated Pauli A.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tony fo.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yo yo as always Polly Fool's go here with Tony.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Foolsco and Tony Yo, huge, shout.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Huge, Let's go unlike the last show, which we're gonna
try and totally forget about. You know, so what leg
I don't even remember exactly anyway, all right, God in
this note, you know, people, these morons, they keep coming
up to us, Tony and they say, why do you
put your show out on Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Why not Monday? After the game?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And you know rons you know what, yeah, you know
what that shows is that people don't understand what actually
happened in the game exactly. They're confused, so they need
us to explain it to them. It's pathetic, you.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Know, people can't think for themselves these days, you know,
which you know is great for this show because we
just get huge ratings out of that, but frankly, a
real problem point for our society as a whole.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
All just beautifully said that, Tony, and right well, on
that note, on today's show, we're gonna shut down these morons.
We're complaining that Jayalen hurts isn't passing enough idiots. And
we're going to react to this Cowboys signing Jadavian Cloudy
to replace Michael Parson's explain it all for you'll make
total sense. And uh, well we're also going to do something.
(01:20):
It's a major change for the show, Tony. You know,
with the news that Molly Quarum is leaving first take, well,
you know, people that are wondering how that show is
going to go on with that without her, you know, yeah,
And you know, Tony, it made us realize we might
be you know, behind the times here, you know, yeah,
because yeah, you know, usually we're on the forefront of
sports television, as you know, you know tis in this industry.
(01:41):
But we don't unlike these other shows, we don't have
a female co host, you know, to set up the stories,
don't it. So later in the show, we are going
to be holding auditions for a female co host, and uh,
you know, I don't want to preview too much, but
I've heard we've got some very beautiful, sexy, but more
importantly informed of Intellivision, Yes, very intelligent women, you know, and.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know, at the risk of sounding GRANDIOSI, this is
just such a huge step forward for not just the show,
but for women too.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And you know you talk about a huge step forward
for the show, Doney, Well what about a step backwards?
Because that's what all these stupid algorithms out there are
doing with the bots of their whatnot, trying to hide
our content.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, if you out there want.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The robots to take over, and you know you'll become
the human slave that ye, well that's your problem.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But if you don't want that, you know, like most people,
what you do is you hit like, okay, you hit subscribe,
your rate and review on Apple podcasts, and you show.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
These robots they're not gonna win, no.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Exactly, and you know, except for the room bas you know,
they are one of the few robots that actually do
help humanity.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right except for the rumas.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Anyway, all right, we a lot to so let's get
right into our top story s. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
First, out of the game.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Despite the win over KSE, we got these people morons
once again coming after Jalen Hurts because he only threw
for one hundred and one yards in the game.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They say he's not throwing the ball at up exactly, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
When you break this down, you gotta like this approach
from the Eagles, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You absolutely What do we always say in sports, you
gotta get back back to the fund of the mentals exactly,
And the Eagles are following the fundamentals of football in
the twenties, well not the twenty twenties, but you know
the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know, nobody passed the ball back.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Then just go back and look at the film, you know,
the eight seconds of the film that still exists somewhere
and wasn't destroyed in a warehouse fire. But you know,
the Eagles and Jalen Hurts are playing the game as
it was meant to be played.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Just terrific football and also historical analysis that dony. And
you know, when you even think about it, why would
you ever throw a football?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It doesn't make any It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And what do we always say, you gotta protect hecht
the foot football exactly? Well, why would you throw something
that you were trying to protect? You know, would you
throw a baby, No, of course, would you throw you know,
your pet hamster? No, of course unless it tried to
(04:27):
bite you, I guess. But what is a football ever
gonna try and bite you?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
See?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Never when you break it down, throwing the football is
just a dumb idea.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All valid points all around that, Tony, And well, let's
move to the Cowboys, who made yet another stunning move,
this time to fill the hole linebacker left by Micah Possums.
The team signed thirty two year old pass Russia Jadavian Clowney. Now,
this is what many people stunned even confused by this move.
But Tony, you've got some inside information, what point down
(05:00):
tell the people.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
My sources inside the team tell me this was all
a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Last week, Cowboys head coach.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Brian Schottenheimer was in a team meeting looking at who
they could add to fix their crappy defensive roster and
reportedly said only JC can save us. Now, now he
was clearly referring to Jesus Christ, but since Jerry Jones
is so old and so demented, he thought JC meant
(05:31):
Jadavian Clowney, although by my analysis, not even Jesus Christ
could save the Cowboys defense.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Totally a great Doty, just great insight and also reporting there.
But you know, when you look at it, though, Jadavian
Clowney is in a way a perfect fit for the Cowboys, right,
you know absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I mean, like the Cowboys themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Jadavian Clowney was good eleven years ago, so he's at
the right point of total deterioration to fit perfectly on
this Cowboys roster.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
YEP, terrific breakdown there, Doty. And well, let's move to
this controversy in the NFL. You know people that are
up in arms over Don Brady, you know, he's a
minority owner now with the Raiders, And then they saw
him in the broadcast the other day, you know, wearing
a headset and sitting in the Raiders coaching booth. And
they say, because you know, he's also doing the games
(06:22):
for Fox and getting this inside info because he's meeting
with the players and coaches. Well, they say, this gives
the Raiders an unfair competitive advantage. But Doty, these people,
they're just totally missing the point again, aren't they exactly?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
If we want to preserve the competitive balance in the NFL,
don't you think we should give the Raiders an unfair
competitive advantage. I mean, after twenty years of straight sucking,
I think they should get the other team's playbook and
also some of the other team's players too.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know, just to keep it balanced.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You know, like the Raiders play, the command is this week,
if Jaden Daniels starts, then the NFL should let Marcus
Mariota start in place of Geno Smith, just to keep
it fair, just to keep it fair.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And you know people don't realize this because they're dupe.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
But so why do you think all these DV networks
are going out and hiring all these ex Dallas cowboy
players to do their broadcasting, right? You know, you got Romo,
you got Aikman, you got Moose Johnson. You know, it's
because what the NFL clearly wants is to get these
cowboys to go out and get the team secrets and
then share them with the current Dallas Cowboys so they
(07:37):
can stop sucking it exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's all about preserving the competitive balance exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Anyway, talking about that Tony great transition by you big
Dules out of Minnesota this week where it looks like
Coston Wentz is going to get the start in place
of the injured JJ McCarthy and Dony this is just
a huge leap forward for the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Is one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
What do we all know is the measure of any
great QB Super Bowl wins exactly. And Couson Wentz got
his ring in twenty seventeen with the Eagles, because we
all remember, and as it's clearly listed on his Wikipedia
page in the section on the right side of the screen,
right under his picture.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeap.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So now I went ahead and updated my list of
all time Vikings qbs, and right now I have Cosson
Wentz listed as number four all time, behind number one
Brett fov Yep, number two Jim McMahon, and number three
(08:44):
Brad Johnson, all impressive Viking Super Bowl winners yup.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Just a lot of great moments there in that deem history.
And well, now we got to get to some baseball here, Dony.
You know a lot of people they're saying Aaron Judge
is gonna win almb B over Gal Rawley because his
batting average is eighty points high at whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So exactly, Tony.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
These idiots are totally missing the point there, aren't they totally?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You have to consider what's most valuable. Well, obviously that's
the catcher. If the catcher wasn't there to catch the pitches,
the pitches would just go flying into the backstop. You
would be total Mayhem and the first basement. You know,
the second basement can always just run over and cover
first base, making the first basement totally useless.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You don't even.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Need a first baseman, come to think of it. That's
why my MVPs are in the Al cal Raley and
in the nl JT Real Muto.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Just a slam dunk argument all around that dony yank you. Well,
now it's almost time to make some history in the show,
some very big changes that just have to be made
for the betterment of all of society, Trony, and we're
gonna do that right after this break. All right, we're
back from break and well the big nose out of ESPN.
(10:06):
This week, Molly Quarum, the longtime co host of First Take, Well,
she announced she's leaving the show.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Some people inside the business say this could be because
ESPN didn't want to meet her salary demands. Whatever, you know,
that's besides the point. You know, this whole story got
us thinking, Tony, didn't you know, as perfect as this
show has been for you know, twenty five years, we
do after, you know, adapt and change.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
With the times.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Have we done that? We're always on.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
The fault, right, you know, the television pioneers and radio
pioneers and on good podcaste. You know, you know, we
got to consider, Tony that like most sports shows out there,
maybe it is time we add a female co host,
you know, someone who could set up the stories, you know,
add some flavor, you know, a little sex appeal though you.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Know, well you know, not like we don't bring some
sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, that's true. I mean, you know, I meant, I
meant for the men, you know, the straight men, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And don't forget the lesbians. Two.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, oh of course you know we love our huge
lesbian audience.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But anyway, you know, that's why right now we're gonna
do We're gonna hold auditions for our new female co host.
But you know, of course, we're businessmen, right Tony first
and foremost, and we don't want to run into a
situation like ESPN did with Molly Quarum, you know, asking
for more money, creating more headaches on the song. So
that's why what we're gonna do, smart is we're gonna
(11:29):
use the latest in AI technology, so smart to give
us a new female co host.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Isn't that right, Tony?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yep? Welcome to the future.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yep, exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Anyway, right now, we're gonna start our auditions and you
can vote. You're gonna vote on who becomes on you
permanent co host on the show. So here's how this worked.
What we did is we had our producer back then
NERD generate AI content based on the scripts we wrote. So, producer, Uh,
what what do you have explained to me what we're
(12:01):
about to see here?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
It's a short clip of something you asked them to read,
and yeah, you're gonna pick your favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Wow, and this guy works in the TV business?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Are you AI? Are you a robot? You a robot?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
No? Not a robot?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Exactly what a robot would say. Yeah, okay, so right
now you're going to play a clip. That's what's going
to happen to here.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yes, the first one is Ivy.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
What do you mean a name?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, it's a computer pervert.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
That's the name is in the computer. It's in the program.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Don't blame it on someone whatever. All right, Okay, let's
go ahead and take a look. Here's our first contestant here, Ivy.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
This week, the two and oh Eagles host the Rams.
What are your thoughts on this one.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Very knowledgeable, Tony. Yeah, she clearly knew the man. You know, No,
I'm not surprised. He was very a beautiful Asian woman.
You're not surprised she was created by our producer. I
can now see what he's doing in his spare time.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Over her with a nice figure.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Of course, he's an expert at this. He can't get
a woman in real life, so he has to build one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you get a good job with this one, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I like how she's got that bare mid drift there.
That's that's good.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
That's how she comes in the program. I didn't build her.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Sure you didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, ok yeah, anyway, but you did make a mistake
back there. It was a forty nine ers background. She's
talking about mistake, so you know, of course you screw
up the sports spot like anyway. All right, so there's
our first contestant society. Okay, okay, PERV, I mean, producer,
who do you have for a second one?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
There?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
The next one is back.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
All right, back, okay, let's take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
The Cowboys just signed Jadavian Clowney. What are your thoughts
on this one?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, the computer may have had a little bit
of a malfunction on her short circuit not you know,
it was not going on with the head, don't He
kind of looked like a bad wig.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Too much teeth too, a lot of a lot of
teeth and also didn't even know how to pronounce Jadavian clowney.
Uh yeah, So she'd have to be dismissed based on that,
just with this that, you know, just based on the
not knowing sports not looking like a freak, right, well,
all that, you know, but but I will say below
the neck, you know, not bad.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But the computer got it right there, got it right there.
But above you know, you got to have it together.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's not the one that the producer
spends his Saturday nights with.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It was the first one.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Maybe he's both who knows what he's in he's okay producer?
Right there are first away at Ivy and Beck. Okay,
who's up for those?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Third is Taylor?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
That right, very popular name? Yea right?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, a right.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Let's take a look. This is our third contestant, Taylor.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
The Chiefs have started zero to two and Patrick Mahomes
is struggling.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
What are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No, talent, and I mean that in a sports television
I'm right now, it's not because no, you.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Know, strikingly beautiful woman I've ever.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Seen in my life.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
No, kay, but no, no, so intelligent, so intelligent, pop
so much lenge.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You know. I I like her a lot. I'd like
to bring her in for an in person interview.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Don'ty You do realize that's just the video. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I used to watch you know, Christy Canyon on video
and I went to a convention to meet her in person,
and I want to meet.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But you see that they're just all video. They're not
They don't need There's no real Taylor in real life.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
She's just what happened on her? Where'd she go? What happened?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, No, she's not. She was never real never, She's
not even based on the real person. That's a computer
creating her. She did a terrific job.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
She's like the Simpsons.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I mean, sure, you know, just a hot version of
the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Sure, well that's very disappointing. But also she's still very inspiring.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
In her sports knowledge, right you know that she had
she's still anyway, yes, all right, you see our three
contestants Ivy Beck and Taylor. It is now your turn
to vote you whoever you want to be our female
co host. Of course you should choose number three definitely,
not number three.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Definitely, not number two, one of three.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Comment put your comment with your vote, your comment right
now in the comment section. Okay, and fight those robots,
not the ones that you just watched in the video,
but the other ones. All right, Well, there you go.
That ends our contest. That ends our show. Terrific, great job,
exactly better than the last one.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Way you wait?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh here he comes? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just go?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Go directions?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah we heard you.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, go.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
You called the ex Cowboys player Moose Johnson.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah that's his nickname.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, his real name is Daryl bro.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
No, yeah, that's not what I'm pointing out. His last
name is johnsonn not Johnson.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh I see, as in I'm going to drop a
ton of bricks on your car.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh as in, you don't have a tiny Johnston, you
have a micro Johnson.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh yeah, be quiet, what Jim you said?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Jim McMahon is the second best Vikings quarterback of all
time behind Brett Favre.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Uh super Bowl winner, Bro.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's all that matters, bro.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah yeah, but when.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
A ranking a team's best QBS, you can't count the
super Bowls they won with other teams. That's not how
it works.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh well, you know what, you can count the seconds
you have left to live.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I'll show you something that works, my oozy.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh what Frankly, with all that's been going on in
the country right now, I think you should not be
saying the things you're saying to me, even in just
it's it's just not appropriate right now.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, you do make a valid point. In fact,
I have to say, I do feel like Tony and
I might. Oh you may be an apology for the
way we've been speaking to you.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know, I feel you do deserve an apology from
God for giving you a micro penis.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
And you know what God just gave us, Tony. What's
a great guest next week?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Just booked super.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Wait, don't forget your rate and review on Apple Podcast
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Speaker 2 (19:10):
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Speaker 1 (19:11):
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Speaker 3 (19:14):
You visit our sponsor Fresh Clean Threads and Doty. Great
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Speaker 2 (19:19):
Same to you, Polly, another floorless show.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
There you go. We'll see you people next week.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
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