Paulie & Tony bring on the world's ANGRIEST New York Mets fan Frank "The Tank" Fleming to discuss what went so horribly wrong for his team, but then they realize Frank might have bigger problems than the Mets do. Also, they report a SAD update on the Tyreek Hill injury news, and tell you what TOTAL MORONS are saying about the Philadelphia Eagles this week.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Alright, right, you go and do your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony fools shot
yo as always, PAULI fools go here with Tony Fools
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Done huge.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's with one of the most embarrassing collapses we've seen
in New York since well, they did have that apartment
building in the Bronx collapse the other day, so.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I guess not that, but not long at all.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Anyway, we're going to bring on one of the most
loyal Mets fans out there and therefore one of the angriest,
Frank the Tank Fleming, will be joining us once again
to discuss this massive and totally expected disappointment.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And we're going to be very polite and not do
anymore to make him even more sad and more depressed
than he already is.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, we wouldn't want that. We're professionals.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Anyway, We're going to hit the big NFL injury news
to We'll tell you about the best part of the
Bleak Neighbors injury. There was the best spot and the
tragic worst part about this Tyreek Hill injury, you know,
which is just so terrible, not just for him but
for everyone. Yeah, but you know, talking about terrible Tony.
You've got to bring this up some exec at our
business Botner their Fox Sports Radio, this moron. You know,
(01:20):
he sent us the survey that said seventy five percent
of podcast listeners want the hosts to get to the
main topics quicker instead of having banter up top.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, we already know that, blow hard. We work in
this business, exactly, We already know that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
He sent me that email the other day too when
I was out walking my dog and it totally ruined
the walk.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That was on Monday, right, Tony, Uh yeah, Monday. How
great was the weather that day?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You know, low seventy is just a little cloud colors.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Outstanding weather. You know, this time of year is just
so perfect. It's just the best sweater weather.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Exactly, great sweat away, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know it's not too rainy too, you know, just
a little shower maybe here and there, but you know,
mostly sun and nice breezy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hold on, Tony, what's going on? Moron? Produce over here?
He's given me the stink guy. What this is?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Exactly why they sent you this email. Nobody wants to
hear you banter about the weather.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh, well, I'll give you a weather report. You're mostly
crappy with a one chance of death. But where are you,
by the way, what what's going on? How come you're
not in studio?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm traveling my dullest airport.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, dullest airport. Any any airport with you is the dullest. Yeah,
they renamed the airport after him.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, congratulations, bro. Anyway, stop slowing us down with your interruptions. Yeah,
that's why they sent that email because you Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Anyway, all right, remember out there, you like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Subscribe your rate and review the show on the Apple podcasts,
and now quickly we will be getting through our top
story story.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Just an absolute disaster for the Mets.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So enjoyed the best record in baseball only to blow
it and not make the playoffs. I mean, you know,
if you're got to spend all that money you need
to win the World Series or it's just a total disaster, right,
said hey, producer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Bring up that list of the top two teams by payroll.
Yeah no, no, I said, I said, top scroll up?
Roll up?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, no down, I mean scroll down. Yeah, it doesn't
even know what the dough at.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, you just don't want me to show that the
Phillies are at number three because it defeature point.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, I'll show you a point the end of my dagger. Yes,
stop ruining the show.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Don't listen, Tony, but you know we're actually trying to
make a point for the Mets here.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know exactly they keep pointing to this three hundred
and forty million dollars. You know that they.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Spend, well, three hundred twenty million dollars is not the
same everywhere you go. You know, this is probably why
the players get to New York and struggle.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's that financial stress.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You know, when you're making ten mil in Milwaukee, well
you're the richest man in the whole state, exactly. When
you're making ten mil in New York, well you got
to worry about making rent, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Basically like two steps from a soup kitchen, wondering where
your next meals.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are gonna come from.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You know, you got to get a second job, or
maybe you know, play for a second team.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How can you focus on baseball? You can't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And you know another thing is people are forgetting their
history as usual. You know, you look at the last
team to win it all there, right, the eighties, expensive us.
They took a lot of criticism for their cocaine news.
But looking back now, you know, in retrospective, you gotta
wonder if they made a mistake by shifting away from
all that cocaine.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Don't get done.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Absolutely, you know, in those last few games, Je Soto
made a bunch of costly errors which gave up tons
of runs and potent he cost them the season. And
you have to wonder if he was losing focus out
there and right field, a little bit of nose candy
would have fixed all that. You know, a little tutski
(05:11):
might have helped him keep focus. Look at who played
right field for the nineteen eighty six Mets, Dairyl, one
of the greatest Mets and greatest cocaine consumers of our time.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know, sometimes you just have to go back to
the fundamentals, just.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Great baseball and also pharmaceutical analysis that Dody, And well,
now we got to get this a big injury news
in the NFL. First Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill going down
with that season ending injury. Very gruesome and well, Dody,
you have the latest medical update on his situation, don't you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yep, The reports say tyreek Hill suffered at dislocated knee
and torn ligaments. But unfortunately, my sources tell me his
penis is bill one hundred percent intact and fully functional.
This comes as a major disappointment to many who were
hoping for a full dislocation of his penis from his body.
(06:12):
I heard that from his ex girlfriends and his accountant.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
In fact, I.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just received this development. According to administrators in the hospital.
Several nurses have just called in pregnant, which shows that
his injury has not slowed down Tyreek's production, well reproduction,
which also means that Sean Alexander's record is still in sight.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just great inside saucing that Dony and h You know,
I got to say that there were a lot of
bagball online just disgusting people celebrating Tyree Hill's injury, you know,
And it's just truly disgusting when you when you bother
to think, you know that this man is not just
a football player, right, yeah, he has kids watching that
happen at home in Miami exactly, you know, and in
(07:00):
Fort laud To Dale too, in Kansas City, also Wichita,
and also Barbados, and you know, most of the Greater Caribbean,
do you know, And also places that we probably don't
know about yet. Yeah, but still shame on your shame
on when you're thinking about the terrible no players, just
terrible anyway, to other injury knows, Giants wide receiver Milik
(07:24):
Neighbors now he's injured and out for the year after
injuring himself on the turf at met Life Stadium where
Aaron Rodgers injured himself a couple of years back.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Tody, what are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, from a football perspective, it's terrible, But from a
brand integration perspective, it's terrific. I mean, now when people
think of catastrophic injuries, they think of met Life.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You can't buy better advertising than that. You know.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the total opposite of what's going on with the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
They play at AT and T Stadium.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So now when anyone thinks of terrible calls, they think
of AT and T.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Just totally backfired on that, just totally backfired.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Great football and also marketing analysis that Dony and Well,
now to the Eagles, who are once again getting blasted
even though they're far or no. The morons out there
pointing out that in the eagles last two games, they've
really only been good for one half of the game.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But there's nothing wrong with that, is that?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
DONI No, when you think about it, you only need
to be good for one half, you know, not just
in football but in life too.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Look at the adult film star Ron Jeremy. He's absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
In his first half, just an absolute fat, gross pig man.
But in his second half he's actually quite impressive, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So even if you're just good for a quarter, that's enough.
I mean, look at one of the time great movies,
you know. Of course, I'm talking about m Night Shamalan's
The Village, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The first ninety minutes of that movie, I was like,
is this even a movie? Did someone just stick a
camera in the woods and leave it there?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Ye? But then at the end when they revealed and
spoiler alert that the Village was actually in modern times,
I was like, oh, what a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
All that waiting was worth it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's the same with Mee Tony, And you know, the
same thing with that other classic m Night Shyamalan movie.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Of course, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Talking about that happened happening the first two hundred and
forty minutes. I'm sitting there, like, wait, what's this virus
killing people?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What's going on in this movie? Don't understand? And then
someone comes to the log spoiler alert spoiler.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And says, well, it's the toxins inside the plants, and
I was like, way, wow, you know it just it
made me rethink plants.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't even go near the produce aisle now without
thinking twice, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Same here, And it also made me rethink win you
know now when someone opens a window.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I say, well, oh, not worth the risk.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Just a totally eye opening movie that don'tie and or
talking about eye opening someone who needs to open their eyes.
Minnesota linkstar no Fisa Kallia, in her exit interview, bashed
w NBA commissioner Kathy Engelbert Yeah for her poor leadership,
saying that the WNBA has quote the worst leadership in
(10:31):
the world and Dony, this is just so disgusting, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know, this just goes to show how pampered all
these WNBA players are.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yep, worst leadership in the world. Really, go tell that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
To Kim John Gill yep. Okay, go tell that to
Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
YEP.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'd like to see you go to East Germany and
play basketball over there, and then see what bores Elson
has to say when you criticize him. The only links
you're gonna see are the ones on your handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Just so well said that, Dody and uh well, while
we're on the subject of bad leadership, I see our
guests coming on the line.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know he's going to probably complain about the Mets,
all things, as he should.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But one thing you can't complain about is what's about
to happen because we got to make money.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No we don't. So you're gonna listen to some ads
here we.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Go satellite at the world.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
This poor soul.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah you know him from Barstool Sports Now Efforts Ones
the Morning show, that too, probably one of the most
widely known and also angriest Mets fans on the entire planet. Yeah,
you know, I don't want to belabor the point here,
you know, especially after that Mets you know, catastrophic, pathetic, putred, embarrassing,
(11:57):
putrid through it one.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's one that's good, godless.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Your heartless, no grit, cowardly end of the season.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Did you also say we want to make sure we
get that in there.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Pathetic that counts. Next year, It's gonna be worse next years.
One hundred games. They are our genius. We have we
said this. We got a pitching lab mentioned off.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And running with the interviewing himself.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Name is point extra painting, Point extra painting, and point
extra painting comes in and goes. You know, you know
the people are batting averages and home runs.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You know, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think Frank is having a breakdown. Is going on
just having a mental breakdown. This must be like sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Chance, you know, can I be good?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
That's why Isaac a Kyle free mind.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think I'm less concerned about them. That's not I'm Frank.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Okay, okay, we should interview the Mets about Frank and
his collapse.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I don't know who's having the bigger collapse there, Okay,
yeah you know Tony. I see in the background there
he's also got some dolphin stuff on the wall. I
can only imagine the pain the pain man is going through.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Who did aush push?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, yeah, pusht.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Dolphins have the have just no clue. It's more like
the cush, the cush mush.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
And that's what this the ofphin said, Like McDaniel.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Likes honestly, yeah, I think you might be on the cush.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
But okay, it's it's the cush mush and that's basically
Mike mccaniel's brain.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, hold on, you know why we talkin drug
use here. Let's get back to the Mets. Okay and
the eighty six Mets, right, Yeah, that was the last
team to win it all. You know, they took a
lot of criticism at the time for their cocaine use.
But looking back in retrospect, do you think it was
a mistake for the organization here again, away from all
that cocaine.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I mean, if he if it works, it works, So what.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The hell exactly?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You see one Soto out there looking all lost and
making errors and all these mistakes.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You know, maybe a little would have help.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
He's an average slightly below average fielder. And then they
put Cedric Mullins out in the center field. And Cedric
Mullins you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He had his vacation book Clearly, he had his.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Vacation booked for a Ruba before he got traded for
the Orioles and Dan he was he was not going
to miss this Aruba vacation.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, hold on, I heard I have heard that Aruba
is a great place to excore some coke.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So yeah, I have heard that he has a tattoo.
This is I d g a f oh what is that?
Stay goth.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I don't give up. Well, you know you can fill
in the rest.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You could say anything you want on this show.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
It's okay, no censors, please go find I don't give
a and you could tell you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
On the subject of coke, maybe we need to send
you some would that help you? Does that help? You look? Quite?
Quite sad? You look and sullen?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You need to I don't know. I watched him.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I watched him Met team disintegrate here. They don't want
to bring back Pete. They want to bring back they
want to sign Josh Bell to make all the fans
to tell if going to help they basically the Mets
want to have every bump because they said that if
you sign.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
People who are motivated.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
This is New York, so you know it is New York.
There's lots of bums there, so you know, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Again, I don't want to bring up a sore subject here, okay,
but you know Davy Johnson, yeah, passed away a few
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know he was such a great decision maker.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Won four games after he died. David Johnson is showing
more life at the end of the season in the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Mat There you go, that's where we're going.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You think Davy Johnson, who exited this world at the
right time just because he wanted to avoid seeing the
Mets collapse.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Probably, I mean, I think I actually think tour in
some of those games, especially that last one, Davy Johnson
had more pols in the Met's team combined.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
There you go, There you go. You know, did you
ever wish that you with Davy Johnson?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know, not Davy Johnson forty years ago, but like
Davy Johnson you know now today today, Oh Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I think he's crying again.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
He's shaking the Mets literally.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
I have called him feeble and people said, oh, Frank,
don't worry, you're being too negative. You know I wasn't
negative enough. I mean, you got a second baseman named
Jeff mcpheeble, who makes sense. It's happier going uh four
for four and twenty to four lost and going uh
zero for four in the ten to one Pennant clinching win.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
As a mcphaeble would pathetic.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
You got uh Mark Fiantos, who is kind of a king.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Household names.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
If you remember he crushed the Phillies last year in
the Division series.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, no, we have no recollection that zero.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
This season.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
But he basically moves like the king on the chessboard.
He can only move one into the time company like checkers.
We got Brandon who thinks said.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We don't need to go through the whole line up
yet going this time. Yeah, we got Jeff can't.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
We got y Yeah, because you do live in New York, right,
so you know, I'm sure you know the financial stress living.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Jersey, which is yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You hat like he can't even afford New York because
you can't afford New York.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I mean, you know, think about this right when you're.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
New York is over, everyone's on top of it. Jersey,
you got at least a little breeding room.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Where are you in Jersey?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Belville, Bellevue like Bellevue Hospital, like the Mental View, the
Mental Hospital.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Pretty close to it. It's pretty close to it.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, that makes let him out for the day. Let
him out, yeah, day trip.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I've actually walked by Bellevue Hospital a couple of times
on my Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, maybe I should have walked.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, look, yeah, Tony, I think I made him cry again.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
This is a safe zone here, frank.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
There's nothing you can say. The Mets have broken me, Tony.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's what we want to get to here, right, Yeah,
we're here to help you with This is an intervention
coming up, Frankie.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Montos, who is kind of like the white Walker.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay, he's still going down.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
The came walking into the locker and they made every
other picture suck.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
As soon as you arrive, Frankie, we're gonna help you.
Frank I we hear your miserable. You're struggling. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Don't you think you should forget this whole New York,
New Jersey thing yup and move to Philly. Come a
Philly fan, Congos fan, save yourself, Saving yourself.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Now, I have a question. You know how they always
show that the organizational chart of human evolution.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, Philly's at the top.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
No, no, I think it's I'm trying to figure out,
is Philly.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Or the crow manga man?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
No, No, no, no, frank let me tell you. Let
me tell you what's at the bottom of the chart.
Dead under the ground. Frank you Okay, you. We gave
you a chance.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You want to see a chart. Yeah, I'll tell you.
Here's the coroner's shot.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's a death. Yeah, exactly. Guess we gave you a chance. Frank,
We offered you to come.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
To phil just like the Mets, because because this year
we gave you because.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show show.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Jorlan Ban cut himself shaving, so he's gonna be what
are you doing, He's gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Phone hang up. He's still yapping over there, dullest is
he off the line?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
This just shows you try and help someone and they
don't listen. Yeah, they don't want help. What they don't
do doesn't exactly gave me the answers.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Anyway, Let's not let him and his and his negativity,
which was otherwise just a terrific show.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Absolutely, we want you to visit our spots. A fresh
kidding is the only person Sata than Frank that Yeah,
producing j what corrections?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What go You said that Kim Jong Ill and sad
Down Hussin are the worst leaders in the world?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, they're probably are friends of Yeah, you
probably voted for them.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You do realize they've both been dead for like fifteen
twenty years now. So you might want to read a
newspaper or something.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Don't worry. I checked the newspaper every day hoping to
see your obituary. You know what's also been dead for
twenty years? Your sex life? Oh great one. Yeah, wait,
it's still going. He's still talking. We're still going.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What you called the m Night Shyamalan movie The Happening
a classic and a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, seen it twelve times each. Bro own the Criterion DVD.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, I just checked Rotten Tomatoes. It has a positive
rating of seventeen percent, so definitely not a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh yeah, well you're a master beta.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, you have seventeen percent of an adult man's penis.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh you're dying. Yeah, shut up, that noes.
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Speaker 1 (22:23):
But Dony talking about great work, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Sing to you poorly, Just another floorless show. There you go,
We'll see your people next week, see your
Alright, right, you go and do your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony fools shot
yo as always, PAULI fools go here with Tony Fools
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Done huge.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's with one of the most embarrassing collapses we've seen
in New York since well, they did have that apartment
building in the Bronx collapse the other day, so.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I guess not that, but not long at all.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Anyway, we're going to bring on one of the most
loyal Mets fans out there and therefore one of the angriest,
Frank the Tank Fleming, will be joining us once again
to discuss this massive and totally expected disappointment.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And we're going to be very polite and not do
anymore to make him even more sad and more depressed
than he already is.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, we wouldn't want that. We're professionals.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Anyway, We're going to hit the big NFL injury news
to We'll tell you about the best part of the
Bleak Neighbors injury. There was the best spot and the
tragic worst part about this Tyreek Hill injury, you know,
which is just so terrible, not just for him but
for everyone. Yeah, but you know, talking about terrible Tony.
You've got to bring this up some exec at our
business Botner their Fox Sports Radio, this moron. You know,
(01:20):
he sent us the survey that said seventy five percent
of podcast listeners want the hosts to get to the
main topics quicker instead of having banter up top.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, we already know that, blow hard. We work in
this business, exactly, We already know that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
He sent me that email the other day too when
I was out walking my dog and it totally ruined
the walk.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That was on Monday, right, Tony, Uh yeah, Monday. How
great was the weather that day?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You know, low seventy is just a little cloud colors.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Outstanding weather. You know, this time of year is just
so perfect. It's just the best sweater weather.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Exactly, great sweat away, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know it's not too rainy too, you know, just
a little shower maybe here and there, but you know,
mostly sun and nice breezy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hold on, Tony, what's going on? Moron? Produce over here?
He's given me the stink guy. What this is?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Exactly why they sent you this email. Nobody wants to
hear you banter about the weather.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh, well, I'll give you a weather report. You're mostly
crappy with a one chance of death. But where are you,
by the way, what what's going on? How come you're
not in studio?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm traveling my dullest airport.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, dullest airport. Any any airport with you is the dullest. Yeah,
they renamed the airport after him.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, congratulations, bro. Anyway, stop slowing us down with your interruptions. Yeah,
that's why they sent that email because you Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Anyway, all right, remember out there, you like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Subscribe your rate and review the show on the Apple podcasts,
and now quickly we will be getting through our top
story story.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Just an absolute disaster for the Mets.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So enjoyed the best record in baseball only to blow
it and not make the playoffs. I mean, you know,
if you're got to spend all that money you need
to win the World Series or it's just a total disaster, right,
said hey, producer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Bring up that list of the top two teams by payroll.
Yeah no, no, I said, I said, top scroll up?
Roll up?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, no down, I mean scroll down. Yeah, it doesn't
even know what the dough at.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, you just don't want me to show that the
Phillies are at number three because it defeature point.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, I'll show you a point the end of my dagger. Yes,
stop ruining the show.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Don't listen, Tony, but you know we're actually trying to
make a point for the Mets here.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know exactly they keep pointing to this three hundred
and forty million dollars. You know that they.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Spend, well, three hundred twenty million dollars is not the
same everywhere you go. You know, this is probably why
the players get to New York and struggle.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's that financial stress.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You know, when you're making ten mil in Milwaukee, well
you're the richest man in the whole state, exactly. When
you're making ten mil in New York, well you got
to worry about making rent, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Basically like two steps from a soup kitchen, wondering where
your next meals.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are gonna come from.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You know, you got to get a second job, or
maybe you know, play for a second team.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How can you focus on baseball? You can't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And you know another thing is people are forgetting their
history as usual. You know, you look at the last
team to win it all there, right, the eighties, expensive us.
They took a lot of criticism for their cocaine news.
But looking back now, you know, in retrospective, you gotta
wonder if they made a mistake by shifting away from
all that cocaine.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Don't get done.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Absolutely, you know, in those last few games, Je Soto
made a bunch of costly errors which gave up tons
of runs and potent he cost them the season. And
you have to wonder if he was losing focus out
there and right field, a little bit of nose candy
would have fixed all that. You know, a little tutski
(05:11):
might have helped him keep focus. Look at who played
right field for the nineteen eighty six Mets, Dairyl, one
of the greatest Mets and greatest cocaine consumers of our time.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know, sometimes you just have to go back to
the fundamentals, just.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Great baseball and also pharmaceutical analysis that Dody, And well,
now we got to get this a big injury news
in the NFL. First Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill going down
with that season ending injury. Very gruesome and well, Dody,
you have the latest medical update on his situation, don't you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yep, The reports say tyreek Hill suffered at dislocated knee
and torn ligaments. But unfortunately, my sources tell me his
penis is bill one hundred percent intact and fully functional.
This comes as a major disappointment to many who were
hoping for a full dislocation of his penis from his body.
(06:12):
I heard that from his ex girlfriends and his accountant.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
In fact, I.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just received this development. According to administrators in the hospital.
Several nurses have just called in pregnant, which shows that
his injury has not slowed down Tyreek's production, well reproduction,
which also means that Sean Alexander's record is still in sight.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just great inside saucing that Dony and h You know,
I got to say that there were a lot of
bagball online just disgusting people celebrating Tyree Hill's injury, you know,
And it's just truly disgusting when you when you bother
to think, you know that this man is not just
a football player, right, yeah, he has kids watching that
happen at home in Miami exactly, you know, and in
(07:00):
Fort laud To Dale too, in Kansas City, also Wichita,
and also Barbados, and you know, most of the Greater Caribbean,
do you know, And also places that we probably don't
know about yet. Yeah, but still shame on your shame
on when you're thinking about the terrible no players, just
terrible anyway, to other injury knows, Giants wide receiver Milik
(07:24):
Neighbors now he's injured and out for the year after
injuring himself on the turf at met Life Stadium where
Aaron Rodgers injured himself a couple of years back.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Tody, what are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, from a football perspective, it's terrible, But from a
brand integration perspective, it's terrific. I mean, now when people
think of catastrophic injuries, they think of met Life.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You can't buy better advertising than that. You know.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the total opposite of what's going on with the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
They play at AT and T Stadium.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So now when anyone thinks of terrible calls, they think
of AT and T.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Just totally backfired on that, just totally backfired.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Great football and also marketing analysis that Dony and Well,
now to the Eagles, who are once again getting blasted
even though they're far or no. The morons out there
pointing out that in the eagles last two games, they've
really only been good for one half of the game.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But there's nothing wrong with that, is that?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
DONI No, when you think about it, you only need
to be good for one half, you know, not just
in football but in life too.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Look at the adult film star Ron Jeremy. He's absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
In his first half, just an absolute fat, gross pig man.
But in his second half he's actually quite impressive, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So even if you're just good for a quarter, that's enough.
I mean, look at one of the time great movies,
you know. Of course, I'm talking about m Night Shamalan's
The Village, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The first ninety minutes of that movie, I was like,
is this even a movie? Did someone just stick a
camera in the woods and leave it there?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Ye? But then at the end when they revealed and
spoiler alert that the Village was actually in modern times,
I was like, oh, what a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
All that waiting was worth it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's the same with Mee Tony, And you know, the
same thing with that other classic m Night Shyamalan movie.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Of course, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Talking about that happened happening the first two hundred and
forty minutes. I'm sitting there, like, wait, what's this virus
killing people?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
What's going on in this movie? Don't understand? And then
someone comes to the log spoiler alert spoiler.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And says, well, it's the toxins inside the plants, and
I was like, way, wow, you know it just it
made me rethink plants.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't even go near the produce aisle now without
thinking twice, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Same here, And it also made me rethink win you
know now when someone opens a window.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I say, well, oh, not worth the risk.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Just a totally eye opening movie that don'tie and or
talking about eye opening someone who needs to open their eyes.
Minnesota linkstar no Fisa Kallia, in her exit interview, bashed
w NBA commissioner Kathy Engelbert Yeah for her poor leadership,
saying that the WNBA has quote the worst leadership in
(10:31):
the world and Dony, this is just so disgusting, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You know, this just goes to show how pampered all
these WNBA players are.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yep, worst leadership in the world. Really, go tell that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
To Kim John Gill yep. Okay, go tell that to
Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
YEP.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'd like to see you go to East Germany and
play basketball over there, and then see what bores Elson
has to say when you criticize him. The only links
you're gonna see are the ones on your handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Just so well said that, Dody and uh well, while
we're on the subject of bad leadership, I see our
guests coming on the line.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know he's going to probably complain about the Mets,
all things, as he should.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But one thing you can't complain about is what's about
to happen because we got to make money.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No we don't. So you're gonna listen to some ads
here we.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Go satellite at the world.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
This poor soul.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah you know him from Barstool Sports Now Efforts Ones
the Morning show, that too, probably one of the most
widely known and also angriest Mets fans on the entire planet. Yeah,
you know, I don't want to belabor the point here,
you know, especially after that Mets you know, catastrophic, pathetic, putred, embarrassing,
(11:57):
putrid through it one.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's one that's good, godless.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Your heartless, no grit, cowardly end of the season.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Did you also say we want to make sure we
get that in there.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Pathetic that counts. Next year, It's gonna be worse next years.
One hundred games. They are our genius. We have we
said this. We got a pitching lab mentioned off.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And running with the interviewing himself.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Name is point extra painting, Point extra painting, and point
extra painting comes in and goes. You know, you know
the people are batting averages and home runs.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You know, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think Frank is having a breakdown. Is going on
just having a mental breakdown. This must be like sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Chance, you know, can I be good?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
That's why Isaac a Kyle free mind.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think I'm less concerned about them. That's not I'm Frank.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Okay, okay, we should interview the Mets about Frank and
his collapse.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I don't know who's having the bigger collapse there, Okay,
yeah you know Tony. I see in the background there
he's also got some dolphin stuff on the wall. I
can only imagine the pain the pain man is going through.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Who did aush push?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, yeah, pusht.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Dolphins have the have just no clue. It's more like
the cush, the cush mush.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
And that's what this the ofphin said, Like McDaniel.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Likes honestly, yeah, I think you might be on the cush.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
But okay, it's it's the cush mush and that's basically
Mike mccaniel's brain.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, hold on, you know why we talkin drug
use here. Let's get back to the Mets. Okay and
the eighty six Mets, right, Yeah, that was the last
team to win it all. You know, they took a
lot of criticism at the time for their cocaine use.
But looking back in retrospect, do you think it was
a mistake for the organization here again, away from all
that cocaine.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I mean, if he if it works, it works, So what.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The hell exactly?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You see one Soto out there looking all lost and
making errors and all these mistakes.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
You know, maybe a little would have help.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
He's an average slightly below average fielder. And then they
put Cedric Mullins out in the center field. And Cedric
Mullins you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He had his vacation book Clearly, he had his.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Vacation booked for a Ruba before he got traded for
the Orioles and Dan he was he was not going
to miss this Aruba vacation.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, hold on, I heard I have heard that Aruba
is a great place to excore some coke.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So yeah, I have heard that he has a tattoo.
This is I d g a f oh what is that?
Stay goth.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I don't give up. Well, you know you can fill
in the rest.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You could say anything you want on this show.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
It's okay, no censors, please go find I don't give
a and you could tell you Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
On the subject of coke, maybe we need to send
you some would that help you? Does that help? You look? Quite?
Quite sad? You look and sullen?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You need to I don't know. I watched him.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
I watched him Met team disintegrate here. They don't want
to bring back Pete. They want to bring back they
want to sign Josh Bell to make all the fans
to tell if going to help they basically the Mets
want to have every bump because they said that if
you sign.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
People who are motivated.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
This is New York, so you know it is New York.
There's lots of bums there, so you know, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Again, I don't want to bring up a sore subject here, okay,
but you know Davy Johnson, yeah, passed away a few
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know he was such a great decision maker.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Won four games after he died. David Johnson is showing
more life at the end of the season in the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Mat There you go, that's where we're going.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
You think Davy Johnson, who exited this world at the
right time just because he wanted to avoid seeing the
Mets collapse.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Probably, I mean, I think I actually think tour in
some of those games, especially that last one, Davy Johnson
had more pols in the Met's team combined.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
There you go, There you go. You know, did you
ever wish that you with Davy Johnson?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know, not Davy Johnson forty years ago, but like
Davy Johnson you know now today today, Oh Tony.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I think he's crying again.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
He's shaking the Mets literally.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
I have called him feeble and people said, oh, Frank,
don't worry, you're being too negative. You know I wasn't
negative enough. I mean, you got a second baseman named
Jeff mcpheeble, who makes sense. It's happier going uh four
for four and twenty to four lost and going uh
zero for four in the ten to one Pennant clinching win.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
As a mcphaeble would pathetic.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
You got uh Mark Fiantos, who is kind of a king.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Household names.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
If you remember he crushed the Phillies last year in
the Division series.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, no, we have no recollection that zero.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
This season.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
But he basically moves like the king on the chessboard.
He can only move one into the time company like checkers.
We got Brandon who thinks said.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We don't need to go through the whole line up
yet going this time. Yeah, we got Jeff can't.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
We got y Yeah, because you do live in New York, right,
so you know, I'm sure you know the financial stress living.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Jersey, which is yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You hat like he can't even afford New York because
you can't afford New York.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I mean, you know, think about this right when you're.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
New York is over, everyone's on top of it. Jersey,
you got at least a little breeding room.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Where are you in Jersey?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Belville, Bellevue like Bellevue Hospital, like the Mental View, the
Mental Hospital.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Pretty close to it. It's pretty close to it.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, that makes let him out for the day. Let
him out, yeah, day trip.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I've actually walked by Bellevue Hospital a couple of times
on my Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, maybe I should have walked.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, look, yeah, Tony, I think I made him cry again.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
This is a safe zone here, frank.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
There's nothing you can say. The Mets have broken me, Tony.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's what we want to get to here, right, Yeah,
we're here to help you with This is an intervention
coming up, Frankie.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Montos, who is kind of like the white Walker.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay, he's still going down.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
The came walking into the locker and they made every
other picture suck.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
As soon as you arrive, Frankie, we're gonna help you.
Frank I we hear your miserable. You're struggling. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Don't you think you should forget this whole New York,
New Jersey thing yup and move to Philly. Come a
Philly fan, Congos fan, save yourself, Saving yourself.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Now, I have a question. You know how they always
show that the organizational chart of human evolution.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, Philly's at the top.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
No, no, I think it's I'm trying to figure out,
is Philly.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Or the crow manga man?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
No, No, no, no, frank let me tell you. Let
me tell you what's at the bottom of the chart.
Dead under the ground. Frank you Okay, you. We gave
you a chance.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You want to see a chart. Yeah, I'll tell you.
Here's the coroner's shot.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's a death. Yeah, exactly. Guess we gave you a chance. Frank,
We offered you to come.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
To phil just like the Mets, because because this year
we gave you because.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show show.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Jorlan Ban cut himself shaving, so he's gonna be what
are you doing, He's gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Phone hang up. He's still yapping over there, dullest is
he off the line?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
This just shows you try and help someone and they
don't listen. Yeah, they don't want help. What they don't
do doesn't exactly gave me the answers.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Anyway, Let's not let him and his and his negativity,
which was otherwise just a terrific show.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Absolutely, we want you to visit our spots. A fresh
kidding is the only person Sata than Frank that Yeah,
producing j what corrections?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What go You said that Kim Jong Ill and sad
Down Hussin are the worst leaders in the world?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, they're probably are friends of Yeah, you
probably voted for them.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
You do realize they've both been dead for like fifteen
twenty years now. So you might want to read a
newspaper or something.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Don't worry. I checked the newspaper every day hoping to
see your obituary. You know what's also been dead for
twenty years? Your sex life? Oh great one. Yeah, wait,
it's still going. He's still talking. We're still going.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What you called the m Night Shyamalan movie The Happening
a classic and a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, seen it twelve times each. Bro own the Criterion DVD.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, I just checked Rotten Tomatoes. It has a positive
rating of seventeen percent, so definitely not a masterpiece.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh yeah, well you're a master beta.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, you have seventeen percent of an adult man's penis.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh you're dying. Yeah, shut up, that noes.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
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Review, you visit our sponsor, your shop by merchant, all off, all,
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Speaker 1 (22:23):
But Dony talking about great work, great job, as always.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Sing to you poorly, Just another floorless show. There you go,
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