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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, all right, yo yo, you damn into your
life from Philly. It's the number one rated Paul and
Tony Fosco show, Yo yo Yo. As always Paully fos
go hey with Tony Fozko and Tony. You know, we're
gonna go deep into this gambling scandal that has so
many people worried about how it's going to hurt sports.
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That's because they're stupid. You got, it's clearly gonna help
sports if you just open your mind and think of
the ways, and we'll open your mind for you. And
we'll also react to this game three Dodgers win and
tell you the real truth about what happened there. But
you know one thing quick off the top, Doty, we
got to discuss you know, we've asked people to rate
and reveal the show right on Apple. We got to
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reveal the other day. I got to read it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hit my phone.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It says I looked in the mirror and I asked
what type of useless space I've become? You know what
they always say in the NFL, the Fusco Show is
the best podcast and that just made total sense, so
well written.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, what a piece of right And you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
A useless space bro. Whoever wrote that year? His name's Philly,
Philly five four three to one extration. Great name, Yeah,
great name, great choice. And if you can beat that,
you go right now to Apple fivecass and try your hardest.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't know if you can do better. I doubt anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Anyway, here we go without further aduel, let's get right
into a top story story. We were planning to open
up the show with the big sports gambling story, but
there's one other story.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Right now, Tony, we must cover. Of course, we're talking.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
About that marathon eighteen inning year Game three win by
the Dodgers over the Blue Jays. But first props to you, Tony,
you're totally called it. You bet the over seventeen and
a half innings, just a great call by your very well.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Easy call, an easy money yep.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And you know people are saying that the Dodgers were
the big winner in that game three. No, No, the
clear big winner was the United States of America. Yeah, exactly,
because when you look at it, what happened in Game
three was even more effective than all the tariffs combined.
We forced all the Canadians and all the Asians to
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stay up late last night, therefore making them very sluggish
at work and further damaging their economy. If you think
about it, extra long baseball games is possibly the best
way to destroy our enemies.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And you know our enemies.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They tried with cricket, didn't they, Doughty, But we didn't
fall for this extra long stupid spoil.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
The game was on in the middle of the day
in Asia.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You're in the middle of the show.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Why are you in direct that you're going to be
in the middle of a cemetery now shout out?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What does he think? This is the time zone channel?
And really all right? Quiet?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
By the way, you know, there are reports that the
Blue Jays may now be intentionally walking show hey Otani
through the rest of the series, Doddy, your reaction to this.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You know, we haven't seen this level of home run
hitting since Barry Bonds, Yrk McGuire and Sammy Sosa.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you know what an honor to show hey.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Otani to be in the same conversation as those names.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It just must truly be an honor for him absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Anyway, now we'll get to this scandal quote unquote rocking
the entire.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Professional sports world.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Players coach Chauncey Billups Miami Heat player Dry Rosier arrested
for this illegal gambling scheme fixing prop best spoke as usual.
If there's one thing you can always bet on in
this country, it's people jumping to dumb conclusions.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know, the saying this is bad for sports.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If your people just step back and shut up for
a moment, you'll see how this could all be good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
This is exactly why they say every cloud has a
silver line around.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It, exactly. First off, let's just start with this start.
You know, people say gambling is bad because you know,
these players get in the tremendous debt they'd have to
fix games to avoid being you know, shot, dismembered, whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well, to me, that makes the game more exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I mean, if I'm watching Celtics Magic on a Tuesday night,
well what do I care who wins?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But if I know, you know, one of the players
is going to be violently bludgeoned to death if he
doesn't grab over five and a half rebounds, well that's
must see TV.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean, am I wrong? No, of course not.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
And you know again, what if you just brought that
player's family to the game. That way, it makes it
more of a family event, So that's good. And you know,
you just have one of those red lasers on his sick,
elderly grandmother's head and we keep.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Her on the screen the whole game.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, you know, if he misses those free throws, then
you know, boom boom, boom boom. But if he sinks
the free throws, then he's the hero who saved his
elderly grandmother.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What a beautiful story, the story exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And you know, again, we know a lot of these
players are already gambling, So why are we letting it
happen behind closed doors?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No sense?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
These things are better when we bring them out into
the opening. Imagine if the scoreboard was attached to the
player's bank account. He misses a three throw, boom, you
see seventy thousand dollars taken out of his checking account
right there on the screen.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I would be watching the scoreboard the entire game, and
you could hear the announcer. He shoots, he misses, he
can no longer afford to send his kids to college.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now that is excitement. That's excitement.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And you know another thing these people say, You know
they're worried because you don't know which players are gambling
and which ones are.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, easy fix.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We just have the players who are gambling play on
the same team and we call the team the Gamblers.
You got Johntay Porter, Terry Roseier, you got the team
coached by Chauncey Billups. And that would be real stakes
because you know, the goal wouldn't be a who wins
the game? It would just be can the whole team
come out in the black and not the red? You
know that would be must see TV right there. And
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you know, again it would bring the families together.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You know, they would want to root for the Gamblers
to win, so you know they wouldn't have to worry
about being kidnapped and held for ransom.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Just another beautiful family moment there. And you know, while
we're talking about this too, you know a lot of
people they're saying, the problem is with these injury reports
right and now, Well, the NFL and NBA they're considering
changing the way these teams disclose their injury Well, frankly,
it's about time isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You know, I've never understood why we even have injury reports.
Ye shouldn't every single player be listed as quick questionable?
You know, you don't know if a play is going
to get hit by a bus on the way to
the stadium, or even if the stadium is going to
be there, if a tornado destroys it. You know, I
could be questionable to live to see tomorrow. Well, you know,
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maybe not me, but definitely our producer. I mean yeah,
I know with him, right of course.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
In fact, look right now, Donny, we got one of
those red lasers right on him.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Man, Now this is steakes.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You see that our wondering Yep, everybody's hoping, hoping for
the best stuffing cross that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's a straight shot, yep.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, he's he's he's sulkin, he's angry.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Look at him direct.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hurting the laser and making it tough for the sharp shooter.
He's missed a sense. You're another thing, people, You got
to learn about your history here. You know, people all
forget and they act like there's no place for gambling
in this country. But that is so shameful that they
don't know about America's history. Our country was founded on gambling,
wasn't it, Dony?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Of course.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean, who's the greatest gambler of all time? Christ Columbus. Yeah,
as we all know, he bet the King of Italy
a thousand euros that there was a country on the
other side of the Pacific Ocean, and then he got
in his boats, the El Nino and the El Pinto,
just to prove to everyone that they were all stupid
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for betting against him, and that bet paid off for
all of us. Know, when you think about it, Christopher
Columbus was basically the Tyrey Rozia of his time.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Just such incredible historical perspective that, don'y And you know, people,
they're getting worried that this gambling stuff is affecting the
integrity of the sport. Please, They're totally getting carried away.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Aren't here.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, I mean, come on, the integrity of the sport
of basketball is still clearly intact.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We all know.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
They are real problems when you know, some superstar player
gets traded to another team for no reason, or you know,
referees start making bizarre calls and affecting the outcome of
you know, like the Western Conference finals or something, or
you know, a team just randomly gets the number one
pick despite incredible, overwhelming odds and defying all mathematical logic.
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You know, luckily that hasn't happened yet. So just relax
every exactly. Just relax, Papa.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And you know, while we're talking relax, I don't understand
why people are coming down so hard on these players
like Rosie.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, why are people blaming Terry Rosia.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Shouldn't they be blaming the mob boss who told one
hundred people to.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Bet on Terry Rosier. That guy is the total idiot.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean, when you think about it, the real problem
here is that the mafia are.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
The ones that are the Can you hold on one second.
I got to take this call here real quick. It's
really important. Just hold on one sea, okay, come problem? Yeah, hello, yo,
big tea? What's up?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What you're listening right now? About what I said?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I was just missing around. No, I would never No,
the producer, our producers don't want to put it in
a prompt.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yes, yes, yes, mister t Yes, of course, of course understood,
No problem, No problem, you got it, Okay, how about it?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm sorry? Who is that Tony?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Just the wrong number. Sorry, Uh, what were we talking
about again? Let's just why don't we Uh, I don't remember,
I remember?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Why weve on? We gotta we gotta move on. Anyway,
Let's just move to the NFL. You know, paper ones
again bashing Jalen Hearts because they only threw for one
hundred and seventy nine yards in that wind over the Giants.
How many times do we have to explain to you
people unbelieve that this is what being an expert passer
is all about.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Tell him, Donnie.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You know when people talk about passing, they think that
only means throwing the ball.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
No, he's also.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Passing up opportunities to throw the ball that, by definition,
is also passing. Jalen Hurts routinely passes on passing, and
that's what makes him such a great passer.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How hard is that to understand? Not hard at all, now,
I mean, look at the Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, he passes pass and that's why he's always passing,
which makes him.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
A terrible passerable passer exactly, And that's the problem right there, exactly,
And you're talking about problems.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Great segue, DONI.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Let's move to the Cowboys, who suffered a humiliating defeat
to the Broncos, and yet after the game, head coach
Brian Schottenheimer came out and said, quote, it's just one game.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You're a Cowboys fan. You have got to be concerned,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, doesn't Brian Schottenheimer realize the team has played more
than one game. They've actually played eight games and lost
four of them. How can you be the head coach
of a team and not know how many games you've played? Ah,
I have no idea unbelievable.
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Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, you know, Tony, it's a bye week for the
Eagles and therefore it's gonna be an easy week for us.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Though.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We're gonna wrap the show right there, right with someone
I'd like to wrap in fish wrappings in the battom
of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, what do you want to do? What are you
yelling about?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You said? Christopher Columbus went to the King of Italy
and bad him euros that he could find America.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, bro, it's called history.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Bro, No, it's called dumb. It was the king of
Spain and the euro it's only been around for like
thirty years.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh yeah, well you're the king of douchebags. Yeah. You
know what's also been around for thirty years, your virginity.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh shit, Oh you said the name of Columbus's ships
where the El Nino and the El Pento?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah? Bro, are we still on this?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Move on? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No, no, his ships were the Nina, the Pinta, and
the Santa Maria. That's fourth grade history. I'm not surprised
you don't know that though.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh yeah, well you're going to be surprised when you
turn your cause ignition.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
You have a fourth grader is penis ou don there's
that ladyser, look at it. You're don tuning next week
to see if he's still here. Yeah, but you know
what you will see next week?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Just book Tony super Bowl hero, Eagles legend Nick Foles.
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