April 12, 2024 • 4 mins
Trish didn't help a woman out in the bathroom who needed some toilet paper the other day, so Danielle calls as that mystery coworker PISSED!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So Trish was in the bathroom stall at her office
and the woman in the stall next to her asked
for toilet paper, but Trish was very late for a meeting,
so she just ran out and didn't give the boy
any toilet paper. Tells her husband about it, and her husband, Jason,
has been making fun of her NonStop, and so he's like,
this is the perfect opportunity to tap her.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
See what happens in Daniel's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Tap?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello? Yeah? Is this you?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This is Trish?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, Trish? That's your name?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What is your name?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I
was next to you in the bathroom and I asked
you for a piece of toilet paper and said you
run out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What the is that?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Doesn't matter How I got this number?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Forget nice.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, I'm not gonna tell you. Well, I'm you know
what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Mary, it's Marcy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, it's not Marcy.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, So where do you work at the phone? Come
that's a phone company. What position do you work in?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
None of your business? You work at the phone company?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know what you How do you know it's me?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Because I recognized your shoes underneath the stall.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You recognize my shoes?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, you're the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Only rich bitch that wears black Proda shoes to work
every day?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What are you pathetic? Are you kidding me? Sorry that
I wasn't able to give you a little piece of
toilet paper. Get over it, Move on with your life
and see how that is.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
First of all, would have taken you two seconds to
pull off a square of toilet paper and hand it
to me?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Under the thing? You didn't have two seconds to help out?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Another element two seconds, and I didn't have time to
take up two pieces of toilet paper and give them
to you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You could have handed me a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Would it take you too, like ten minutes of my
time by unrolling it, folding it into little squares, and
then handing it to you like you're some kind of princess.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Look, don't be stupid. All you had to do is
help a sister.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Stupid because obviously I'm your superior. If you're working in
the phone company.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
If you needed help and I didn't give you toilet
paper and you had to use your hands.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
How would you feel?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why don't you just use your underwear?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You've used your underwear, of course I have.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Everybody has had to do that at one point in
their life.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let me ask a question after you use it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now, let me ask you a question. What do you
want me to do about this? I said, I'm sorry, no, seriously.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Like now I'm like perplexed here, Like what do you
do after you use your underwear?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Like, what do you do for the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You just stuck around without underwear. You've never done that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You walk around the office without underwear underneath your pants.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The bottom line is we're wasting time at work. Did
your boss know that you're on the phone with me?
Let me I would like to speak to him about this.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Why don't I just pack a bag of sweat socks
in my purse, you know, just in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, this car goes on a little bit longer. I'm
just going to trace it right back to you, and
I'm going to have you fired.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Don't drink a lot of water today because you better
be holding it in because if I catch you in
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hey, I'll mean you in the bathroom. It doesn't matter
to me. It doesn't matter to me because I was
the one who had the toilet paper. I'm the winner
in this situation. You bet aarly, you're superior. You betaring
this number from the phone room.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You better hold it in all day, because when I
catch you in that bathroom, I'm gonna make you drink
the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm gonna call your boss. He's gonna fire you, and
then you're not even going to be able to afford
toilet paper in your house. As soon as we hang
up this phone, I'm gonna trace this call, and your
ass is going to be out.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, then why don't we call my boss right now?
All right, let's do it, all right, I'll conference him in.
His name is Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is Danielle N. Harrold from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. You got phone tap.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
God, oh my god, it's all right, and I'm so
mad at you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all parts.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Y
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So Trish was in the bathroom stall at her office
and the woman in the stall next to her asked
for toilet paper, but Trish was very late for a meeting,
so she just ran out and didn't give the boy
any toilet paper. Tells her husband about it, and her husband, Jason,
has been making fun of her NonStop, and so he's like,
this is the perfect opportunity to tap her.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So that's what we did.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
See what happens in Daniel's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Tap?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello? Yeah? Is this you?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Is this me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This is Trish?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, Trish? That's your name?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What is your name?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that I
was next to you in the bathroom and I asked
you for a piece of toilet paper and said you
run out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What the is that?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Doesn't matter How I got this number?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Forget nice.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, I'm not gonna tell you. Well, I'm you know
what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Mary, it's Marcy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, it's not Marcy.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, So where do you work at the phone? Come
that's a phone company. What position do you work in?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
None of your business? You work at the phone company?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You know what you How do you know it's me?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Because I recognized your shoes underneath the stall.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You recognize my shoes?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, you're the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Only rich bitch that wears black Proda shoes to work
every day?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What are you pathetic? Are you kidding me? Sorry that
I wasn't able to give you a little piece of
toilet paper. Get over it, Move on with your life
and see how that is.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
First of all, would have taken you two seconds to
pull off a square of toilet paper and hand it
to me?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Under the thing? You didn't have two seconds to help out?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Another element two seconds, and I didn't have time to
take up two pieces of toilet paper and give them
to you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You could have handed me a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Would it take you too, like ten minutes of my
time by unrolling it, folding it into little squares, and
then handing it to you like you're some kind of princess.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Look, don't be stupid. All you had to do is
help a sister.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Stupid because obviously I'm your superior. If you're working in
the phone company.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
If you needed help and I didn't give you toilet
paper and you had to use your hands.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
How would you feel?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why don't you just use your underwear?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You've used your underwear, of course I have.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Everybody has had to do that at one point in
their life.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let me ask a question after you use it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now, let me ask you a question. What do you
want me to do about this? I said, I'm sorry, no, seriously.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Like now I'm like perplexed here, Like what do you
do after you use your underwear?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Like, what do you do for the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You just stuck around without underwear. You've never done that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You walk around the office without underwear underneath your pants.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The bottom line is we're wasting time at work. Did
your boss know that you're on the phone with me?
Let me I would like to speak to him about this.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Why don't I just pack a bag of sweat socks
in my purse, you know, just in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, this car goes on a little bit longer. I'm
just going to trace it right back to you, and
I'm going to have you fired.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Don't drink a lot of water today because you better
be holding it in because if I catch you in
the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hey, I'll mean you in the bathroom. It doesn't matter
to me. It doesn't matter to me because I was
the one who had the toilet paper. I'm the winner
in this situation. You bet aarly, you're superior. You betaring
this number from the phone room.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You better hold it in all day, because when I
catch you in that bathroom, I'm gonna make you drink
the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm gonna call your boss. He's gonna fire you, and
then you're not even going to be able to afford
toilet paper in your house. As soon as we hang
up this phone, I'm gonna trace this call, and your
ass is going to be out.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, then why don't we call my boss right now?
All right, let's do it, all right, I'll conference him in.
His name is Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is Danielle N. Harrold from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. You got phone tap.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
God, oh my god, it's all right, and I'm so
mad at you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all parts.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Y
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