April 17, 2024 • 5 mins
Emma just got a new bunny and it's acting strange, so she's waiting for the store to call her back with some help. Danielle calls first, as the not so helpful employee.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tappen Dan. Yeah, all right, Well,
Emma's dad wants us to phone tap her. So here's
what happened. Emma just got a bunny from a pet
store and something happened to the bunny. So she's waiting
for a call from the pet store for some help.
So dad said, well, why don't you guys intercept that
you'll be the pet store and call her back before
the actual pet store does. So I call her like
(00:23):
I'm from there. Okay, so fun with pet stores. Today's
phone tap. Hello. Yeah, Hi, I'm looking for Emma. Please.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh this is she.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hi, Emma, this is Tiffany from own pet store.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh god, Tiffany, thanks for calling. I've called a couple
of times. I'm really concerned about my bunny. Did you
get the message?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah? What about the bunny?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, well it's been it's been really weird. Like you know,
I put the pellets in the bowl. It's not really eating,
but it's also kind of eating its own poop. Not good.
So you know, I'm which what should I do? Should
I bring the bunny back? And maybe you guys can
take a look do you guys do that there?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, well you know, pellets and poops is the
same thing, so maybe he thinks his poops are his
pellets what he may be confused?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, no, but that's just not I mean, I think
there's something wrong because he's not, Like I said, he's
not eating, and then when he does eat, he's eating
the poops. That can't be good for him. First of all,
he's hardly drinking the water, so I'm worried he's going
to be dehydrated he's not eating, and then there's got
to be like toxins or something pop. So can I
bring him in and maybe you guys have a vet
there or something or work you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Signed, you signed some paperwork, right.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, he build out all this stuff. But my question
is what can you do to like direct me to take.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
On once the bunny leaves here? And whatever you do,
the bunnies up to you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I mean, I got well you're talking about though, No,
you're supposed to know everything about the animal.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You came in the bunny. You came in about the bunny.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right, Yeah, well, my daddy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You signed your name on the paper. It says the
bunny's now mine, right, yes, but.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I think we're done here because the bunny is not
your responsibility. Yeah, I'm not asking.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
About the legalities or whatever of my bunny.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What do you want me to tell you? What do
you want me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, he's eating his poop. There's something clearly wrong. I'm
hoping that you can help me so he doesn't get
more sick.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm telling you the poops, the pellets, they all look alike,
so maybe he's not confused. Maybe you've got a stupid bunny.
What a stupid bunny.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've got a stupid bunny. What kind of person are you?
I mean, what kind of like a pet lover or you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Maybe his nose is broken, Maybe his nose is broken.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're you know what, You're just being stupid. Now, you're
like making up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.
In my contract that says nothing about dealing with customers
like this, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're not helping me. You're making like a joke of
my bunny and how sick it is. And that's not funny.
First of all, Okay, because it's eating its own poop.
It's not drinking water. It's like hardly moving around anymore.
I think it's gonna die. We want you to have
a dead bunny.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You you bought the bunny, right, Well you can say
that about the damn bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why do you think I'm calling you today?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hey, I love the animals when they're in my store.
Once they leave, I don't care about them.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You just want to sell things.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If the bunny dies, If the bunny dies, it's on
your clock.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's I'm asking you for help. I don't want the
bunny to die.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What I'm calling you is your bunny. Honey, you're Oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
God, what are you such a bitch? I you need
a little bit of help with's a bunny? Could you
give me like a best name? Suck?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Google? Google google it, Google what bunny poop eating? I
don't know what do you want me to tell you?
I think we're done here. God, you google it?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You google Google. You're having a normal personality.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Why don't you google bunny eating poop and see what
comes up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
God? Do you have like a marriager?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If someone can about I am the manager.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh no, I'm the manager.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh my god, you're like a crazy person. I feel
like I'm wearing nuts. You keep going around from you
can't bring the bunny back.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Don't trying to bring that bunny back. I can give
it back to me. I don't want that bunny.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's something wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Your bunny sick. You made the bunny sick. You keep
the bunny I didn't make there?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Are you seriously orre you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know what you did from the store to
your house. What do you do to make the bunny?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Say you? I mean, look at you. You just don't
even give it whatsoever about the animals. That's clear if you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Come into the bed store, Hey, what.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Kind of a person works with animals? It cares as little?
You know, I care you. Maybe you poison my bunny.
I don't care, totally crazy about you? All right? Maybe then, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We'll need it to the python and I'll get you
a new bunny. What are you only the python is
very hungry. I'll pretend I didn't even know. I'll look
the other way. You pick out a new body, and.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's all God, God, you're kidding, right, It's like this
is like You're totally kidding seriously, what's wrong with you? Okay,
you're crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What if I put you on the radio instead?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is Daniel Monarrow from Elvis Durant.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
In the Morning. What are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, as your dad said, you were so concerned about
the rabbits, you were.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So stressed out. Why did you do this to me?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I just wanted to light it up, that's all.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What dad is crazy? It so completely crazy. Where's woe
with you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
People? Where the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all Party Space The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tappen Dan. Yeah, all right, Well,
Emma's dad wants us to phone tap her. So here's
what happened. Emma just got a bunny from a pet
store and something happened to the bunny. So she's waiting
for a call from the pet store for some help.
So dad said, well, why don't you guys intercept that
you'll be the pet store and call her back before
the actual pet store does. So I call her like
(00:23):
I'm from there. Okay, so fun with pet stores. Today's
phone tap. Hello. Yeah, Hi, I'm looking for Emma. Please.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh this is she.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hi, Emma, this is Tiffany from own pet store.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh god, Tiffany, thanks for calling. I've called a couple
of times. I'm really concerned about my bunny. Did you
get the message?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah? What about the bunny?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, well it's been it's been really weird. Like you know,
I put the pellets in the bowl. It's not really eating,
but it's also kind of eating its own poop. Not good.
So you know, I'm which what should I do? Should
I bring the bunny back? And maybe you guys can
take a look do you guys do that there?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, well you know, pellets and poops is the
same thing, so maybe he thinks his poops are his
pellets what he may be confused?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, no, but that's just not I mean, I think
there's something wrong because he's not, Like I said, he's
not eating, and then when he does eat, he's eating
the poops. That can't be good for him. First of all,
he's hardly drinking the water, so I'm worried he's going
to be dehydrated he's not eating, and then there's got
to be like toxins or something pop. So can I
bring him in and maybe you guys have a vet
there or something or work you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Signed, you signed some paperwork, right.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, he build out all this stuff. But my question
is what can you do to like direct me to take.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
On once the bunny leaves here? And whatever you do,
the bunnies up to you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I mean, I got well you're talking about though, No,
you're supposed to know everything about the animal.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You came in the bunny. You came in about the bunny.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right, Yeah, well, my daddy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You signed your name on the paper. It says the
bunny's now mine, right, yes, but.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I think we're done here because the bunny is not
your responsibility. Yeah, I'm not asking.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
About the legalities or whatever of my bunny.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What do you want me to tell you? What do
you want me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, he's eating his poop. There's something clearly wrong. I'm
hoping that you can help me so he doesn't get
more sick.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm telling you the poops, the pellets, they all look alike,
so maybe he's not confused. Maybe you've got a stupid bunny.
What a stupid bunny.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've got a stupid bunny. What kind of person are you?
I mean, what kind of like a pet lover or you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Maybe his nose is broken, Maybe his nose is broken.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're you know what, You're just being stupid. Now, you're
like making up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.
In my contract that says nothing about dealing with customers
like this, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're not helping me. You're making like a joke of
my bunny and how sick it is. And that's not funny.
First of all, Okay, because it's eating its own poop.
It's not drinking water. It's like hardly moving around anymore.
I think it's gonna die. We want you to have
a dead bunny.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You you bought the bunny, right, Well you can say
that about the damn bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Why do you think I'm calling you today?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hey, I love the animals when they're in my store.
Once they leave, I don't care about them.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You just want to sell things.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If the bunny dies, If the bunny dies, it's on
your clock.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's I'm asking you for help. I don't want the
bunny to die.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What I'm calling you is your bunny. Honey, you're Oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
God, what are you such a bitch? I you need
a little bit of help with's a bunny? Could you
give me like a best name? Suck?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Google? Google google it, Google what bunny poop eating? I
don't know what do you want me to tell you?
I think we're done here. God, you google it?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You google Google. You're having a normal personality.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Why don't you google bunny eating poop and see what
comes up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
God? Do you have like a marriager?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If someone can about I am the manager.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh no, I'm the manager.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh my god, you're like a crazy person. I feel
like I'm wearing nuts. You keep going around from you
can't bring the bunny back.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Don't trying to bring that bunny back. I can give
it back to me. I don't want that bunny.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's something wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Your bunny sick. You made the bunny sick. You keep
the bunny I didn't make there?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Are you seriously orre you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know what you did from the store to
your house. What do you do to make the bunny?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Say you? I mean, look at you. You just don't
even give it whatsoever about the animals. That's clear if you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Come into the bed store, Hey, what.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Kind of a person works with animals? It cares as little?
You know, I care you. Maybe you poison my bunny.
I don't care, totally crazy about you? All right? Maybe then, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We'll need it to the python and I'll get you
a new bunny. What are you only the python is
very hungry. I'll pretend I didn't even know. I'll look
the other way. You pick out a new body, and.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's all God, God, you're kidding, right, It's like this
is like You're totally kidding seriously, what's wrong with you? Okay,
you're crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What if I put you on the radio instead?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is Daniel Monarrow from Elvis Durant.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
In the Morning. What are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, as your dad said, you were so concerned about
the rabbits, you were.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So stressed out. Why did you do this to me?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I just wanted to light it up, that's all.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What dad is crazy? It so completely crazy. Where's woe
with you?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
People? Where the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all Party Space The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
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