Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5

We love him, we hate him, Skeery tries to sell encyclopedias as the obnoxious salesman Mr. Michael Oppenhimer.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well,
well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back,
Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it
be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael
Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Tap? Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking
Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there
that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven
thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
This This is a no call for You're a part
of a new call. Yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This
is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star
Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir.
Let me speak to your supervisor, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a twenty six volume set.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are
you stupid or are you what?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia.
We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister
Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set.
We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the
two thousand and four edition.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, I speak to your supervisor.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I am the supervisor.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You are supervisor.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now,
you can receive this.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
What you're sure?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You still there?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, I am sir.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
The line chase.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, what is your first name?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello, sir, Yes, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family.
I hang up.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I need some of the speaks of authority right now.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You're still there, if you just let me finish at
this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called
me up like ten cars or rationally.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wanted to low call this.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
He's calling me.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's get thank you you're still there.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to
put you on a trial period this afternoon for being
so cooperative.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call,
and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your
ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and
I'm here to sell you encyclopedias.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do you I don't encyclopedias?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Do you read?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sir? Do I read?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I can't read. I'm dumb.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, education is very key these days.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know educations keys. I got a son that's a
teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and
I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars
and sixty three years.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Know what you can do with that?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You can shut up your ass and I don't come in.
What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone.
I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your dictionary encyclopedias.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all
the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark.
I tell you Schmarck.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
My son, Michael.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm
just on the phone calling the police department.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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