May 15, 2024 • 4 mins
We love him, we hate him, Skeery tries to sell encyclopedias as the obnoxious salesman Mr. Michael Oppenhimer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well,
well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back,
Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it
be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael
Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Tap? Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking
Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there
that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
This This is a no call for You're a part
of a new call. Yes, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This
is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star
Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir.
Let me speak to your supervisor, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a twenty six volume set.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are
you stupid or are you what?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia.
We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister
Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set.
We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the
two thousand and four edition.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, I speak to your supervisor.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You are supervisor.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now,
you can receive this.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What you're sure?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You still there?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, I am sir.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The line chase.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, what is your first name?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello, sir, Yes, let me.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family.
I hang up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I need some of the speaks of authority right now.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You're still there, if you just let me finish at
this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called
me up like ten cars or rationally.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wanted to low call this.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He's calling me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's get thank you you're still there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to
put you on a trial period this afternoon for being
so cooperative.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call,
and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your
ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and
I'm here to sell you encyclopedias.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do you I don't encyclopedias?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Do you read?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sir? Do I read?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I can't read. I'm dumb.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, education is very key these days.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know educations keys. I got a son that's a
teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and
I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars
and sixty three years.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Know what you can do with that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You can shut up your ass and I don't come in.
What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone.
I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your dictionary encyclopedias.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all
the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark.
I tell you Schmarck.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
My son, Michael.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm
just on the phone calling the police department.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well,
well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back,
Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it
be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael
Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Tap? Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking
Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there
that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
This This is a no call for You're a part
of a new call. Yes, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This
is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star
Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir.
Let me speak to your supervisor, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We have a twenty six volume set.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are
you stupid or are you what?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia.
We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister
Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set.
We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the
two thousand and four edition.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, I speak to your supervisor.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You are supervisor.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now,
you can receive this.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What you're sure?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You still there?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, I am sir.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The line chase.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, what is your first name?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello, sir, Yes, let me.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family.
I hang up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I need some of the speaks of authority right now.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You're still there, if you just let me finish at
this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called
me up like ten cars or rationally.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wanted to low call this.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He's calling me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's get thank you you're still there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to
put you on a trial period this afternoon for being
so cooperative.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call,
and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your
ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and
I'm here to sell you encyclopedias.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do you I don't encyclopedias?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Do you read?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sir? Do I read?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I can't read. I'm dumb.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, education is very key these days.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know educations keys. I got a son that's a
teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and
I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars
and sixty three years.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Know what you can do with that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You can shut up your ass and I don't come in.
What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone.
I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Your dictionary encyclopedias.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all
the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark.
I tell you Schmarck.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
My son, Michael.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm
just on the phone calling the police department.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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