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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Uh, Dear Elvis, My mom, Marie and I had a
joint bank account together at one time. Listen to that
talk about being close to your mom, having a joint
bank account with your mom. But anyway, Mom closed the
account a while back. But why don't we phone tap
her let her know that we're from the bank and
the account was never closed and someone else is using
her debit card.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What a good idea of Christina. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Scoty Jones is going to start the call to Christina's mom,
posing as a rep from the bank. Later on, Christina
jumps in to phone tap mom Marie. Listen to the
fun they've been having with the credit card on today's
phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello, I'm looking for Marie a story. Please speaking.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh hi, Marie, this is Joe Giordano, branch manager of
Lower Misne's. Yes, I'm calling regarding your account ending in
one four to seven.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
To one one four. I don't have that no more,
that was closed up account.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, who is your relation to a Christina Smith?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
She's my daughter. She was on it a while ago.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Right, I have several charges?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh you got to be listened to me. This is ridiculous.
I closed the account.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
We had a check in at the Victory Motor Inn,
a sixty nine dollars special.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you kidding? I'm fifty seven years old. I have
an apartment. I don't need to go to a hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's not a hotel, it's a motel.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And the Pink pussy Cat Boutique. There were some fuzzy
cuffs bought, Oh my god, some various creams and lotions.
And then someone went on a crazy tear of a
shopping spree at toys in Babeland.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What is that? More more of that kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Stuff, things that you used to Oh, so.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You don't have to listen.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I know of the places there was an androgynous mannekin.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That was bought.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh god, almighty.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Someone purchased a live goat.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
A goat, a goat, a live goat.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
A live goat. Yes that like like that exactly that.
That's what I have listed here. I will give you
a call back a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, okay, by.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh my god, this is going to be good.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hello, Ma, I'm gonna talk to you about what's up. Okay,
somebody's charging on that old account. What place in Manhattan?
The Pussycat Store? Okay, it was awful, And I said, listen,
it wasn't me. Why would I go with the hell
out of here all the stupid business stores. That's not
(02:36):
not I ain't responsible for you, all right?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I went because me and what she's been fighting, and
I thought it would be good to maybe spicings.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Why you are a moron? Why a mannequin? Are you
kidding me? What's the big deal? What do you mean?
What's the big deal?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
A listen, listen, you know what I think. If you're
gonna do it, be discreet a little bit. What the
is Mike? What are you doing with my stuff? I mean,
this is totally ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
There's nothing wrong with going to a place like that
to slice us, let up your life, even.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Though when I do, it shouldn't be under my name
with I'm gonna get calls at work for all this stuff.
A goat board too?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
A goat?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
A goat? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
It's not a big deal?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh it is it?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You want to call him?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Well, what am I calling him and telling him?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Then? Now he knows sex life. That's very nice.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
G listen, you should have thought about that. I gotta
go goodbye. I'll call you lady. You could call this
guy Marie.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it's Joe from the bank.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
How you doing good, Joe? How are you?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't know how I got on this line, but
I really wanted to clear this up now.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
My mother is the one that did those charges, not me.
Why I did not do them.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't want to comp you up, kill you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What about the silver bull, the rabbit, all of that.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I have a husband. My mother is by herself. She
would need them more than I do. Are you kidding me?
Just telling you did? It's nothing to be embarrassed of hustings.
I'll come here out tell you your little fitch.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
And a live farm animal a goat for eighty three
forty six.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Ah, the goat's definitely my mother. I don't need any
of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are you kidding me? You're telling this guy it was me?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Well, it would make sense that it would be you
more than me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Really, I don't little faust it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
When I get you, I'm gonna rip your up, mad off.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Don't be mad. Just take the brunt of it and
we'll figure it out later.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, we ain't figuring nothing out. You will which I'm
gonna rip your blungs out when I see you.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Oh, I don't get upset.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You don't hear me.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm gonna rip your lungs out.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Don't ever call me Maria.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Don't get upset, miss a story. What did you do
with the goat?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What did I do with the goat? Yeah, Joe, don't
you have a question me about a goat?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Are there improper relations happening?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't know what's going on? Okay, but just better
stop now because I will stool this banks.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Ask you know what's really going on? Is you've been
phone tapped?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Are you Kendana?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Do you think I would do that to you?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Please gonna give me a heart attack, you little bit.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all of participants.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
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