June 14, 2024 • 4 mins
Chris finally gets to confront the guy who keeps hitting on his girlfriend on the train, portrayed by Skeery!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Chris gets jealous every time I
talk about this guy that's hitting on me on the
train on my way home from work. So I need
want of you guys to poses this guy on the
phone tap get him going nuts.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And also her boyfriend is from the country, you know,
so from what country is Scary, No, he's from like upstate.
He's not a city boy.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So she gets okay, all right, thank you, so whatever, well,
it'll all come together. This comes to us from Jacqueline.
Jacqueline starts to call to her boyfriend Chris on her
lunch break, and then Scary Jones plays the part of
the womanizer who's been bothering Jaqueline on the train. So
let's listen in here we go today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Love.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was just sitting at my desk and I got
a call from downstairs. And remember Jeans, Well he's here
and he wants to take me out to lunch since
he hasn't seen me on the train in a while.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Just just go say, just listen, I have a boyfriend
and I'm not going to lunch with you. You're almost
ready to go with me.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
My boyfriend wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I think, hello, how you doing. Listen? This is my
girlfriend for the last nine years. She's not going to lunch.
Who likes to talk me when I'm not around.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We're just gonna go grab some lunch over here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I figured, Yes, listen you, I know, I know what
kind of guy you are.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What kind of guy am I?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You're the same herd that hits on my girlfriends every day.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You and I might not see eye to eye on stuff,
but we take the training together in the morning. We
got a lot in common over here because you take the.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Train with us. She's going to go to lunch with you? Yeah?
Out of here?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well yeah, I mean it's a lunch hour. I mean
you're not having lunch with her, of course not.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm two hours away up state.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're in the country. But listen, listen. My friend got
he's got a condo which overlooks all of Manhattan. She's
got to see this place.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Do you hear Do you hear me? Right now? I
am not around. Leave her alone before you have a
serious problem.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't have a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You need to pay attention to what I'm saying right
now for the ploney, get something out of there before me.
And you have a serious problem.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are you going to come after me with your tractor
or something.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
About I'm gonna come at you with a tractor.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What do you got to offer her? You live in
the woods.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I don't live in the woods.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
First of all, you've got some buffalo chips from her.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Her phone back, not invading her.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Privacy, Jacqueline, just take my hands. Come on, let's just go.
Let's just go. Bro, Bro, Bro, I treat women with respect.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Bro. Been with this girl for the last nine years.
We've known each other since we were little. And I
know how to treat my girl. Tell me how to
treat my girl.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You've been with her for nine years? Exactly? Where's that ring? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why don't you buyd your business man? Seriously, what are
you gonna make that commitment?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You need to put her back on the phone right now.
Put her on the phone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's true love here. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hello, JaQuel, you kidding me? You're not going to munch
with this guy. I swear to God, wear a ten
dollon hat. Do you hear the sky? You hear this?
Guy is saying to me, I'm coming down there right now.
I'm leaving work and I'm coming around there.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
To strangle No, don't come down here, Bud.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Pre escalades poked right outside.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He has an escalade, just like Alex care.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
If he's going an escalade, you should see my Rimsael.
Do you hear this?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm getting hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My buddy's got roast beef.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He's got roast beef. I love hot beef.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I can't believe you're giving a start a time of
day turn around.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why is he going.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Anywhere with this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Because I'm getting hungry, Gray, It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I cannot believe you right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hey, Chris, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, your lovely girlfriend of nine years wanted
to play a practical joke.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Are you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And I'm ready to drive two hours down there to
kill you?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
But I like you on the Elvis Duran phone tap.
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Chris gets jealous every time I
talk about this guy that's hitting on me on the
train on my way home from work. So I need
want of you guys to poses this guy on the
phone tap get him going nuts.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And also her boyfriend is from the country, you know,
so from what country is Scary, No, he's from like upstate.
He's not a city boy.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So she gets okay, all right, thank you, so whatever, well,
it'll all come together. This comes to us from Jacqueline.
Jacqueline starts to call to her boyfriend Chris on her
lunch break, and then Scary Jones plays the part of
the womanizer who's been bothering Jaqueline on the train. So
let's listen in here we go today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Love.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was just sitting at my desk and I got
a call from downstairs. And remember Jeans, Well he's here
and he wants to take me out to lunch since
he hasn't seen me on the train in a while.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Just just go say, just listen, I have a boyfriend
and I'm not going to lunch with you. You're almost
ready to go with me.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
My boyfriend wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I think, hello, how you doing. Listen? This is my
girlfriend for the last nine years. She's not going to lunch.
Who likes to talk me when I'm not around.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We're just gonna go grab some lunch over here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I figured, Yes, listen you, I know, I know what
kind of guy you are.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What kind of guy am I?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You're the same herd that hits on my girlfriends every day.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You and I might not see eye to eye on stuff,
but we take the training together in the morning. We
got a lot in common over here because you take the.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Train with us. She's going to go to lunch with you? Yeah?
Out of here?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well yeah, I mean it's a lunch hour. I mean
you're not having lunch with her, of course not.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm two hours away up state.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're in the country. But listen, listen. My friend got
he's got a condo which overlooks all of Manhattan. She's
got to see this place.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Do you hear Do you hear me? Right now? I
am not around. Leave her alone before you have a
serious problem.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't have a problem.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You need to pay attention to what I'm saying right
now for the ploney, get something out of there before me.
And you have a serious problem.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are you going to come after me with your tractor
or something.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
About I'm gonna come at you with a tractor.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What do you got to offer her? You live in
the woods.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I don't live in the woods.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
First of all, you've got some buffalo chips from her.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Her phone back, not invading her.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Privacy, Jacqueline, just take my hands. Come on, let's just go.
Let's just go. Bro, Bro, Bro, I treat women with respect.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Bro. Been with this girl for the last nine years.
We've known each other since we were little. And I
know how to treat my girl. Tell me how to
treat my girl.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You've been with her for nine years? Exactly? Where's that ring? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Why don't you buyd your business man? Seriously, what are
you gonna make that commitment?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You need to put her back on the phone right now.
Put her on the phone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's true love here. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hello, JaQuel, you kidding me? You're not going to munch
with this guy. I swear to God, wear a ten
dollon hat. Do you hear the sky? You hear this?
Guy is saying to me, I'm coming down there right now.
I'm leaving work and I'm coming around there.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
To strangle No, don't come down here, Bud.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Pre escalades poked right outside.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He has an escalade, just like Alex care.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
If he's going an escalade, you should see my Rimsael.
Do you hear this?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm getting hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My buddy's got roast beef.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He's got roast beef. I love hot beef.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I can't believe you're giving a start a time of
day turn around.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why is he going.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Anywhere with this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Because I'm getting hungry, Gray, It makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I cannot believe you right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hey, Chris, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, your lovely girlfriend of nine years wanted
to play a practical joke.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Are you on the radio.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And I'm ready to drive two hours down there to
kill you?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
But I like you on the Elvis Duran phone tap.
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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