Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach

Christina's dad is always yelling at her for leaving the top down when she parks her car, so she calls dad from the beach after she once again left the top down and got robbed!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her
because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on
her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she
goes shopping or whatever. He really feels like something bad
is gonna happen, someone's gonna break something. He's had it.
So they thought it would be funny to call from
the beach where she left the top down yet again,

(00:25):
and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts
the tap and then we'll come up at the end
to break it up. So all right, here we go.
Here's the phone tup.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Listen it he dad.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left the top
end and I just went back to it and everything
is gone.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
What's everything like.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
The CD changer, my iPod, my wallet, my phone, my
PR glasses.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Then the court.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I know, well I just left him because it's always said,
I didn't think I should take it out.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
You don't leave that stuff in your call like that, dummy.
Your wallet is gone with your license and IDs and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, my water, my license, my credit card, my dad kid.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Got an open car.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
The parking lot was like empty. I didn't think there
was gonna be a lot of people here.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Let me off damage. You gotta go hand call the
bank and cancel your credit cards again poor a motor vehicle,
and cancel your license.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't go to the bank right now at the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
The beach, please the bach right now. They're gonna take
care of your more porn things today.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But what about like this your glasses is what?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
What do I do that that? The The import thing
is now you got your credit cards gone and your
license has gone, your idiot, everything else is replaceable, you.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Understand, But like he didn't, you could do it maybe enough.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I an't doing a damp thing for you. You're gonna
call the police. Haven't come over, and you're gonna follow
a police before for stolen property, and then you're gonna
go over the bank and cancel your credit card.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
They tell your phone.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Too, Yeah, my phone is in the car to mama
won there's.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What did I tell you to not leave the phone
out of your sight, to stay with the phone in
case we have to call you.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I know that's the reason why I went back to
my car.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What kind of an idiot does that make with that
money I did in the open car, so you're here
if somebody could come and take it. What kind of
idiot does that? I don't know you You brun your
MoMA and now you're gonna drive a vehicle crazy with this.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Don't even tell her.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why do you think she's not gonna know?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
His mom's gonna like flipped out.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, well you're in big trouble because now you really
mussed up this time. You're your freaking then nonsense, you
can't get enough, You cannot look, get anose, call the
police and follow report. What are you're lucky? I am listening?
So the left says, you call the police and tell
them where you are and have a come there and

(03:17):
follow report. Will you what what?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm just with my friends at the beach are tanning?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You leave the beach right now?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Can you at half tomorrow? Because I don't want to
miss this, Like it's like the best time to be
channing right now.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I swear to God some can and all the swind
that you got there and you go take care of
your responsibilities. I don't want to hear that you're doing
at three or four o'clock that has to be done
right now.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
But that's when the sun goes away. Can't just wait
at four o'clock?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Are you killing man? Are you kidding me? You leave
the beach right now and you go take care of
that right now, but get the rest of the day.
It's shot. You don't know. I'll pissed it up. I
am at your little ass.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like now, would you still be pissed off if we
told you you just got phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I got you. You better, boy, I tell you was
in a big trouble. Let me tell you right.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now, I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
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