August 28, 2024 • 4 mins
Murna is enjoying a vacation, but before she left she had a terribly difficult time with a furniture company. SO Skeery calls her as that furniture guy, with some bad news!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp end of the
phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Scary, Yeah, what do you got going on?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Michelle wants a phone tap her friend Murna, who's
had nothing but headaches with this furniture store that she
bought furniture from. It's a whole mess and a whole
big mix up. So I'm gonna pretend I'm from the
furniture store calling to come back and pick up some
of the things that she already has and mess with
her head while she's on vacation at her friend Jessica's house.
Or Yeah, and by the way, Jessica gets a phone
(00:30):
tapped in this too, so it's like a double double whip.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Rna. Please.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This is she who's calling murder.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
This is Joe from Yes you're not at home. I
take it because we've been trying to reach you there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, I'm on vacation in summertime.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We need to get into your house today and take
back the couch and the love seat. Why well, as
it turns out, we gave you the wrong order. This
order was part of a larger order that was going
somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh where's my order? Out of curiosity because it's been
past twelve weeks times too, Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's in transit. Listen, I just need to get somebody
over there.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And nobody is getting into my apartment. And the foot
that youth thought that I was going to allow you
to come into my apartment and take furniture is actually
quite ridiculous for you to be tracking me down up
and around town while I'm on vacation and tell me
that you need to send someone to my apartment to
get in and take my furniture.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, I mean you you haven't really used it that much,
have you.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Listen, you know what I paid for the furniture. If
your company or your warehouse or whoever the hell screwed up,
that's your problem. It seems like the only thing you
people know how to do right is screw up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I take a fence, ma'am to you telling me that
we're screwing up.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't really give a go yourself, go make the
couches yourself and deliver it to the half order that
you delivered last week last month. I don't really give
a ratsass. Go yourself. Don't call me, don't call my friends,
don't call my family. One thing, so help me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
God.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you show up at my house with delivery trucks.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
If we have to break the locks to get that
furniture that belongs to us, rightfully, we will do.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So let me know.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
When you're done dreaming.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why don't you leave your vacation and come down and
do the right thing and open up your apartment for us?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
The house again, And I swear to God, you're gonna
know who I really am.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, this is where it gets good.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hold on, well, I've been in breakfast. I can help you.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nels please.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, my client stepped out. She won't be back till later.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And who's this?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
This is a bed and breakfast. I have several people
staying here.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She answered this phone earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'll relate the message once you get here. I'll let
her know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She's right next to you. He is not tell the
chicken to pick up the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But here, where's the chicken?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Why don't she answer the phone? Chicken?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Little no, no, no, no, wait a minute, you're gonna
make me go down now because now you're pissing me off. Okay,
I'm going right now, if I go downw I'm gonna
smack the out of you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Man, What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm to you, I'll smell of everybody there. First of all,
don't you want to speak to you? Put a supervisor on.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I want somebody higher than you. You are not old.
You are not the only supervisor that works in that place.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have no idea what I smoke this morning. There
is no one higher than me right now.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Put somebody on the phone, please, okay, hold.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
On, let me get my manager. Hold on? How can
I help you?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You could stop the act and put a manager on
the phone, somebody higher than you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What can I do for your mersh is my employee
mothering you? Should I fire him?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Let me know when you're done?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Should I doc hum? A day is paint?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He said? You want to be disrespectful? Why should I
help you out?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let's hang up and you call me again. Let's try that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
By the way, my name is Scary Jones from elvistare
Head in the morning show. And uh, you've been phone
tapped you It's all Michelle's fault. Let's stay back. For
every customer representative you have ever run and Jessica. She's
been phone tapped too.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Guy, that's so funny. I Setter, God you Elvis dan phone.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp end of the
phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Scary, Yeah, what do you got going on?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Michelle wants a phone tap her friend Murna, who's
had nothing but headaches with this furniture store that she
bought furniture from. It's a whole mess and a whole
big mix up. So I'm gonna pretend I'm from the
furniture store calling to come back and pick up some
of the things that she already has and mess with
her head while she's on vacation at her friend Jessica's house.
Or Yeah, and by the way, Jessica gets a phone
(00:30):
tapped in this too, so it's like a double double whip.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Rna. Please.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
This is she who's calling murder.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
This is Joe from Yes you're not at home. I
take it because we've been trying to reach you there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, I'm on vacation in summertime.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We need to get into your house today and take
back the couch and the love seat. Why well, as
it turns out, we gave you the wrong order. This
order was part of a larger order that was going
somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh where's my order? Out of curiosity because it's been
past twelve weeks times too, Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's in transit. Listen, I just need to get somebody
over there.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And nobody is getting into my apartment. And the foot
that youth thought that I was going to allow you
to come into my apartment and take furniture is actually
quite ridiculous for you to be tracking me down up
and around town while I'm on vacation and tell me
that you need to send someone to my apartment to
get in and take my furniture.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, I mean you you haven't really used it that much,
have you.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Listen, you know what I paid for the furniture. If
your company or your warehouse or whoever the hell screwed up,
that's your problem. It seems like the only thing you
people know how to do right is screw up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I take a fence, ma'am to you telling me that
we're screwing up.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't really give a go yourself, go make the
couches yourself and deliver it to the half order that
you delivered last week last month. I don't really give
a ratsass. Go yourself. Don't call me, don't call my friends,
don't call my family. One thing, so help me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
God.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you show up at my house with delivery trucks.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
If we have to break the locks to get that
furniture that belongs to us, rightfully, we will do.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So let me know.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
When you're done dreaming.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why don't you leave your vacation and come down and
do the right thing and open up your apartment for us?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
The house again, And I swear to God, you're gonna
know who I really am.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, this is where it gets good.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hold on, well, I've been in breakfast. I can help you.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nels please.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, my client stepped out. She won't be back till later.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And who's this?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
This is a bed and breakfast. I have several people
staying here.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She answered this phone earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'll relate the message once you get here. I'll let
her know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She's right next to you. He is not tell the
chicken to pick up the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But here, where's the chicken?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Why don't she answer the phone? Chicken?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Little no, no, no, no, wait a minute, you're gonna
make me go down now because now you're pissing me off. Okay,
I'm going right now, if I go downw I'm gonna
smack the out of you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Man, What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm to you, I'll smell of everybody there. First of all,
don't you want to speak to you? Put a supervisor on.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I want somebody higher than you. You are not old.
You are not the only supervisor that works in that place.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have no idea what I smoke this morning. There
is no one higher than me right now.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Put somebody on the phone, please, okay, hold.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
On, let me get my manager. Hold on? How can
I help you?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You could stop the act and put a manager on
the phone, somebody higher than you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What can I do for your mersh is my employee
mothering you? Should I fire him?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Let me know when you're done?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Should I doc hum? A day is paint?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He said? You want to be disrespectful? Why should I
help you out?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let's hang up and you call me again. Let's try that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
By the way, my name is Scary Jones from elvistare
Head in the morning show. And uh, you've been phone
tapped you It's all Michelle's fault. Let's stay back. For
every customer representative you have ever run and Jessica. She's
been phone tapped too.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Guy, that's so funny. I Setter, God you Elvis dan phone.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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