Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again

Sue keeps running out of gas and her dad has to rescue her. He said he won't ever help her again....so she calls stranded from the side of the road!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
tapped the letter Dear Elvis Duran. I'm twenty five years old,
and uh, since I've had my driver's license, I've always
been having fun testing the boundaries of my gas tank,
pushing it to the level and to the level of
a well emptiness. I'm not so successful all the time.
I've run out of gas several times, and my dad

(00:22):
gets very upset because he's the one that has to
pick me up. He gets very angry, as a matter
of fact, and says, why don't you just put gas
on the tank? Most recently, he told me he'd never
come and pick me up again if I ran out
of gas. Why don't we put it to the test
and see what Dad's gonna do. This comes to us
from Sue. All right, Sue phone taps her dad. Let's
listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Huh, Dad, I just had to leave work to go
to the stands house and I'm stuck on the side
of the road. I mean I had a guess.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh, come on, then that complete. I'm no worry. I'm
on the sudden stem, just on the side of the road. Damn. Stupid, Susan.
You're twenty goddamn six years old. But that I'm just
it's stupid. Off what I'm doing. I gotta stop because
Joe ran out of gas. How stupid is that?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm not stupid that I just do.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's a stupid, god damn thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Don't get me like that.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Because I can't can't believe you ran out of gas.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm sorry, No, you're not, Susan. I hadn't.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm sorry, coughing down one.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's stupid, It's not stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Get me, goddamn stupid. It's twenty goddamn six years old.
You should know better and run out of goddamn gas.
I could drive to flow it on empty. Old let
me go try it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I wouldn't not empty. I thought I had more games.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What would you call from? I guess you're all un empty?
What would you I?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I just thought I would have an expert.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or apparently you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Don't get I don't know that you off.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I gotta stop what I'm doing. It's gonna help you
for gas?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, don't you said? You're being so mean, You're being
a jerk. I'm being a joke. So you're being there
running out of gas. Come on, huh, I'm sorry, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's fits in. There's no reason for it, no reason
for it, especially when all the times ran out dance.
You should know from better.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, I don't think I don't think that you should
yell at me like you are.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Run Then don't call me to have you for help. Okay,
well dad, come on, what the hell are you? And
I'm pissed. Okay, I'm doing I have a lot of
god damn things to do today. One guy, damn day
off a week. I don't need to be helping you
because you ran out of gas.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You help me, don't help me?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
What if are you? I don't know you, Susan, I
can I gotta get the call. I got things, goddamn
do my own, god damn day off. Now what are you?
Where are you?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm on the seven street?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Where is the Southern State?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Where like just when you get off the edge and
just keep coming towards and keep coming, just see them
freaking go on inside of the road. Something's such a jerk.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Help then? All right? You want to got bath room? Fine,
go go help yourself. Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, didn't what can you just when you start to
get can you stop to stop it can get me coffee?
I'm running a couple of.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Que I'm not stopping anyways. Why stop?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Can you just? Can you stop stop getting coffy?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Why can't you.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Stop and get me a cup of coffee? I take
a Venti mocha.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You know, I don't how much with this in my
answ off right now?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm your little girl, dad, you just take care of me.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Then you're not a little girl. You're twenty six years old.
You're not a kid.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So you don't want to help me?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Do you have a damn?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I thought I more than you make me feel.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Like, Oh, you're stupid. If you want to, I guess
I'm sorry. That is a stupid thing to do.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
We'll stop calling me stupid because I'm not stupid.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I call you stuus. It's a stupid thing to do.
There's no reason for it. It is stupid. Hey, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
About going to pick her up dad, because you've been
phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
This is scary?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Joones helps the Rand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I knew I was gonna get I knew I was
gon I knew you got duties. One of these days, the.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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