September 6, 2024 • 5 mins
Georgine and Michael are renewing their wedding vows, and they received a letter from the church saying they owe money in donations. So Danielle and Skeery call Michael form the church, to collect!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
This is a weird one, Danielle, watch the whole about
So Georgine emailed us.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
She said that she and her husband Michael are talking
about renewing their wedding vows. Georgine said they received a
bill from the Methodist church saying we owe money for
donations that we missed. So she wants me to call
Michael say we can't get married until we pay up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So I'm gonna start the phone tap as one of
the ladies. Oh back up, what yep?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
She really did get a letter saying you owe money
and donation.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The church is like yo Methodist Church. Yup, all right,
so go ahead. So anyway, I start the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Tap off as a lady from the church calling. Then
Georgine's gonna have a conversation with her husband Michael, and
Scary's gonna come in at the end as a church helper.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But I love the way Georgine's husband so sweet to me.
Wait till I'm not on the phone. Here we go,
today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hello, Michael, Hey baby, I was on the phone with
Melissa from the church. He's calling from Doris's office. Oh, Gay,
remember how we talked about renewing our marriage vows. Yeah,
well there's a problem. What's up, Melissa? This is Michael, Michael,
this is Melissa.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Unfortunately, we do have the issue of three hundred and
fifty four dollars that you owe us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, can you just tell me a little bit about
why you don't give the donations every week?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Because we don't go every week?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know, but don't you think that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, in order to be a good Christian, you
need to respect the Lord every week.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yes, but sometimes we can't just get it together.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He only asks one day a week of you. Don't
you think you could give him that?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I love you, but I worked seven days a week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've noticed that when you drop your children off for
Sunday school, you guys go off to breakfast.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
We did that one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, well, I hoop is not more important than church.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Well, I don't expect I don't know what you expect
me to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, your explanation would be nice, because you know he
is listening.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
There is no explanation, So basically.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know you're guilty. You just don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Guilty. I don't know what you want me to say.
Can you work this out?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Because I really got to.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Work, Michael, Michael, she won't talk to me.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
She up the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now, Yeah, it's just chilling me.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Good that I'm not getting terrogated on the shirts? Is
that that's the reason why I didn't want to go back,
That I'm not getting terrrogated so much. Job donation means
when I go, I can give you money.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Don't you love me enough to take care of this?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Michael? Hello, Hi, Michael.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I can't work and talk on the phone. You don't
understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Listen, Melissa call me, but I told her that you
didn't want to speak to her, so she got Bob
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, I think I know Bob O'Neil. Yeah, yeah, I
know Bob, Bob. Yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, first of all, the other lady we were talking to,
I mean to be totally frank with you.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know how you know, but she's in.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
That's being a good Christian.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Huh oh, here we go again, the guy. I listen,
I'm trying to run a business to support my family.
I'm doing I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Doing what the Lord tells me to do. Take care
of my family, and.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
You're running your business, and then you're not giving us
a cut out of that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Giving the church a cut out of my page.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
We passed that basket around every week. I don't see
your money going.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
In it because we're not there every week.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
That's a bad display of Christianity. You skipped out on
some great community service. You had an opportunity to build
that sheep for the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We didn't get nothing from you didn't have I couldn't
do it, and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I told my wife that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where were you?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I worked seven days a week, Bob, and so do I.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I work for the Lord.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, I work my family, and it's rough in the
business that I work in.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
You know what, It was rough for Noah and his arc. Okay,
it was rough for him back in the day. You
followed the Good Book, right, you know, the whole church
talks about you everyone yeap, yap, yap, yap. Yeah, because
you skipped out on building the sheep.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do that for the church,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
All Right, how about you donate this entire week's paycheck
to the church, and we figured about the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We just said you wanted me to give him my
whole weeks paycheck.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Hold on a second, I have another call. Bright back.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Michael there.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You want me to tell you? Do you hear what
he's saying?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm sorry? Yeah, we've been busy. We think we've been
doing stuff. What am I supposed to tell you?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
They survive on what we give them.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You know what, church doesn't demand you do anything. The
church is there. We can praise the Lord your demand.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, but they've asked and we haven't followed through. Michael,
this is important to me.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I understand it's important.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Don't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
If you were a church, it's gonna be amazing of me.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You talked about how great the church is.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It really was, but it's not anymore. This is conversation,
nothing like you was.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Hello Melissa, Yeah, yes, hello, Oh my God, jes you.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
We'll talk about this later. I got time, Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Please, you know what we need to do right now.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We need to bow our heads and pray for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Your salvation and forgiveness.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Okay, repeat after us our Father, what in heaven?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
They will be done.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
On Earth as it is in heaven.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
On Earth says it is heaven because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Michael. This is Daniel and Scary and you've just been
phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Guys suck. Oh, you guys suck.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So Michael, what would you like to say to your
lovely wife?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I love my wife, Thanks honey, I love your baby.
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
All Party Space.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
This is a weird one, Danielle, watch the whole about
So Georgine emailed us.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
She said that she and her husband Michael are talking
about renewing their wedding vows. Georgine said they received a
bill from the Methodist church saying we owe money for
donations that we missed. So she wants me to call
Michael say we can't get married until we pay up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So I'm gonna start the phone tap as one of
the ladies. Oh back up, what yep?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
She really did get a letter saying you owe money
and donation.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The church is like yo Methodist Church. Yup, all right,
so go ahead. So anyway, I start the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Tap off as a lady from the church calling. Then
Georgine's gonna have a conversation with her husband Michael, and
Scary's gonna come in at the end as a church helper.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
But I love the way Georgine's husband so sweet to me.
Wait till I'm not on the phone. Here we go,
today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hello, Michael, Hey baby, I was on the phone with
Melissa from the church. He's calling from Doris's office. Oh, Gay,
remember how we talked about renewing our marriage vows. Yeah,
well there's a problem. What's up, Melissa? This is Michael, Michael,
this is Melissa.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Unfortunately, we do have the issue of three hundred and
fifty four dollars that you owe us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, can you just tell me a little bit about
why you don't give the donations every week?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Because we don't go every week?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know, but don't you think that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean, in order to be a good Christian, you
need to respect the Lord every week.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yes, but sometimes we can't just get it together.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He only asks one day a week of you. Don't
you think you could give him that?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I love you, but I worked seven days a week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've noticed that when you drop your children off for
Sunday school, you guys go off to breakfast.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
We did that one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, well, I hoop is not more important than church.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Well, I don't expect I don't know what you expect
me to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, your explanation would be nice, because you know he
is listening.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
There is no explanation, So basically.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know you're guilty. You just don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Guilty. I don't know what you want me to say.
Can you work this out?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Because I really got to.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Work, Michael, Michael, she won't talk to me.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
She up the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now, Yeah, it's just chilling me.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Good that I'm not getting terrogated on the shirts? Is
that that's the reason why I didn't want to go back,
That I'm not getting terrrogated so much. Job donation means
when I go, I can give you money.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Don't you love me enough to take care of this?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Michael? Hello, Hi, Michael.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I can't work and talk on the phone. You don't
understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Listen, Melissa call me, but I told her that you
didn't want to speak to her, so she got Bob
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, I think I know Bob O'Neil. Yeah, yeah, I
know Bob, Bob. Yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, first of all, the other lady we were talking to,
I mean to be totally frank with you.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know how you know, but she's in.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
That's being a good Christian.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Huh oh, here we go again, the guy. I listen,
I'm trying to run a business to support my family.
I'm doing I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Doing what the Lord tells me to do. Take care
of my family, and.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
You're running your business, and then you're not giving us
a cut out of that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Giving the church a cut out of my page.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
We passed that basket around every week. I don't see
your money going.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
In it because we're not there every week.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
That's a bad display of Christianity. You skipped out on
some great community service. You had an opportunity to build
that sheep for the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We didn't get nothing from you didn't have I couldn't
do it, and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I told my wife that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where were you?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I worked seven days a week, Bob, and so do I.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I work for the Lord.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, I work my family, and it's rough in the
business that I work in.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
You know what, It was rough for Noah and his arc. Okay,
it was rough for him back in the day. You
followed the Good Book, right, you know, the whole church
talks about you everyone yeap, yap, yap, yap. Yeah, because
you skipped out on building the sheep.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do that for the church,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
All Right, how about you donate this entire week's paycheck
to the church, and we figured about the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We just said you wanted me to give him my
whole weeks paycheck.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Hold on a second, I have another call. Bright back.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Michael there.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You want me to tell you? Do you hear what
he's saying?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm sorry? Yeah, we've been busy. We think we've been
doing stuff. What am I supposed to tell you?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
They survive on what we give them.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You know what, church doesn't demand you do anything. The
church is there. We can praise the Lord your demand.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, but they've asked and we haven't followed through. Michael,
this is important to me.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I understand it's important.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Don't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
If you were a church, it's gonna be amazing of me.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You talked about how great the church is.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It really was, but it's not anymore. This is conversation,
nothing like you was.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Hello Melissa, Yeah, yes, hello, Oh my God, jes you.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
We'll talk about this later. I got time, Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Please, you know what we need to do right now.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We need to bow our heads and pray for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Your salvation and forgiveness.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Okay, repeat after us our Father, what in heaven?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
They will be done.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
On Earth as it is in heaven.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
On Earth says it is heaven because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Michael. This is Daniel and Scary and you've just been
phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Guys suck. Oh, you guys suck.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So Michael, what would you like to say to your
lovely wife?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I love my wife, Thanks honey, I love your baby.
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
All Party Space.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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