You're Starting to Grow Boobs

Bruno hates taking medications and started taking something for cholesterol, so Skeery calls from the pharmacy with the news of some unfortunate new side effects....

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
I'm scary. What's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Anna emailed us wanting to play a phone tap
on her husband Bruno. Now, Bruno's always hated taking medications
and recently started taking medication for his cholesterol. I'm going
to pretend to be from the pharmacy and let him
know that his refill is ready and there's other problems.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
And Anna is with him at the house. Okay, so
you're calling from the pharmacy to scare him about his trugs. Okay,
let's see how that works. Here's a scary phone tap.
Hi Bruno please, Yeah, that's me Bruno. This is John
from SNAr Gold. Hey, how are you? What's things are good?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You know we have your lipatour medication for your ready
here out of curiosity?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
How many days are you into that last bottle you have?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, I'm almost done with it, so it's probably been
about three and a half maybe four weeks of almost
the good. Have you noticed a swelling by upper chestel
region I have? Well, I actually swich the labels on
certain bottles. Oh my goodness, So.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You might be going through a case of gin of cammastia.
What is It's the condition where a guy's breasts grow.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Who's in charge over there?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm in charge. There's somebody above you because you obviously
don't know what you're talking about. No, I do know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You have gouina camastia as a result of your lipertoire
being maminoxidild.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Maminoxidil is given to increase the bust size, and it's
meant for women.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Take that, you don't. You don't want to take that.
You're you're a guy. You don't want to take that.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
This guy's telling me that I'm not taking lipper counting
something for breasts.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
What those breasts are going to be coming in very soon?
How could they give me skills? Listen, I'm really sorry.
We're going to correct this problem though.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's why I need you to come in and pick
up some new pill that's going to reverse the process.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But not taking any more pills from your pharmacy. You've
almost poisoned me, and now you're telling me that I'm
gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is there somebody in the room with you? I need
you to do something it's with me. Are you near
each other right now? Would you be able to lift
your shirt?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Bruno? This will be very helpful. I'm not picking on
my shirt. I need you to gently rub around the nip.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your left hand should be going counterclockwise, your right hand
should be going clockwise. No, we're not doing this. You're
not rubbing my breast. Get away from me.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You want my wife to rub I have another solution
for you.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
We have these pills that just came in from a
Canadian pharmacy called Flatterowl.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Have you heard of it? But I'm flatterols. Listen.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
In two seconds, I'm gonna drive down There.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Also the jail cab version of reductivey and not taken anything.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I do have this cream for your boobs. It's called
bust a Move. You heard of that bust a Move? Listen,
I have no signs of my breast drawing. On a second,
you have to take the medicine, Bruno.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
All right, it's really long. I mean this is both.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't think they're brow Do they look like they're browan?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Maybe if you let me touch them like he told you,
I would be able to tell.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We'll touch some quick carrier.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't think they do feel a little bit flat mine.
You're crazy, Ciously, I don't know. I mean he's a pharmacist, promises.
Is like a guy that couldn't be a doctor. He
didn't want to go a fool only do his represcription.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They don't know anything, they're not doctors. Guy the media,
and he gave me five film.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
My freaking cost is probably going up now. A good joke.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hey, yeah, it is a joke, Bruno, This is Scary
Jones and Elvis Deband in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
You've been phone taps. This is what you said to me.
You're Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participants the Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis to
ran in the Morning Show.