Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts

Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball court!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phones happened. Dad's hate it
when they get a call from an expensive college. Their
sons are going to the son's acting up like Danielle
found someone. Yes, Eric wants the phone taps Dad Wayne
and tell him that Eric was caught having sex on
the college basketball courts. So that's mord tell us.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And so Dad just spent eight grand on college.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now his son is acting up.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I may speak to mister Wayne, please Wayne, Yes, Hi,
this is Missus nis Now, head of campus police, from
the Dean's office. I have your son Eric in my
waiting area for what Last night, your son was caught
having sexual relations in the basketball courts with a girl, Yes,

(00:46):
with a girl. And this morning he was brought into
my office and I thought i'd call you so maybe
you could talk to him and talk some sentence to him.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
And I'm amazed right now, I'm totally in shock, all right,
But he had enough of brains in his head.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well obviously he doesn't. And I mean just the fact
that people use the basketball courts frequently and see him
doing this, and it's just a disgusting behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right? Uh so can I talk to him or
can I call him later?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah? No, no, no, I'll get him from the hallway. But
just so you know, it was two am last night
and they were not wearing any clothing.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Jesus. Yeah, okay, okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Gonna bring him in from the hallway and I'll put
him on with you. Hold on one second, please.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Hella, what the I'm sorry? No, I'm sorry, dad,
here's your head? What's the big deal? That's a big deal?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
How is this a big deal?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Small court? I'm sorry, there's nowhere else it was a
better so I don't want to hear that it was.
I'll tell you right now. You better not be going
out at night for nothing. Right now. You better have
your school. I'm not spending all that money for you
being asked. It's no big deal. Dead. Let me talk
to that woman again. Hold on, hello, Yes, how you

(02:08):
doing good?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'll take care of it. Is very well, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
The only thing is is that he may even get
expelled from school.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't believe this.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Obviously. You understand where I'm coming from and that this
kind of behavior we can't have going on and all right,
I have to run down the hall for a minute
and take another call. So just he's in my office.
I'm just gonna let you talk to him and I'll
be right back.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You get expelled, You're finished, I'm not Dad, Calm down,
don't tell me, come down. She just said it. They're
not can expel me. Don't say that. She's you better
change your attitude, bussing, You better change your attitude, you think, Joe,
I just do eight thousand dollars door. You get expelled.
You ain't going to no college. What do you say?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't want to say.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
The car is gone too, catch the car? Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You want to keep back? Then it's way you guys.
That car you may never even see it again. So
you play your game now you think it's a joke.
I don't all right?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hello? Yes, hi, yes, hi, Okay, mister Huber, one more
thing I have to tell you. Yeah, this is Danielle
Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, and
you just got phone taps.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You gotta be sure I'm gonna kill him. Oh my
heart is pounding, and I listen to you people all
the time. And I laugh. I Oh, they'll never get me.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all Party Space the Elvis Dan phone
tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show