Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Phone tap?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My name
is Geo. I would like to phone tap my mom.
Oh no, I recently went on a vacation with a
bunch of my friends ended up hugging a statue while drunk,
causing it to.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Fall over and break.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
So what don't we call mom looking for a little
money for the statue. I broke all the old pay
for the broken statue bit. All right, here's the setup, Garrett,
our own Garrett starts the call as the hotel manager
looking for the money to replace the statue, and then
Geo comes on to add fuel to the fire.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
As Geo and.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Garrett phone tap mom, let's listen into today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hi, Giovanni and Luciano.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Please, Oh jesus, this is a c slater. I worked
for the hotel that mister Luciano stayed at last week,
and I kind of let him go for knocking over
a statue at the hotel hell I work at. So
I was just calling him up because my boss is
on my ass. I kind of need that money that
(01:05):
he promised he would get to me.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
He paid to that money. Who is this?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
First of all, Ac Slater?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You have insurance, yes, but here's the deal. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He knocked over one of the founding fathers of the hotel,
and I have him coming to the hotel within a week.
And if I don't have the statue that your son
knocked over of our founder, Zach Morris, we're.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Going to have a problem.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Your hotel should pay for whatever time it's not done, not.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When your son knocked it over on purpose.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
How much is it? How much is it? How much
is this whatever kind of statue it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is, I need seventeen hundred more dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now, you are absolutely out of your mind. The hotel's
line or whoever. I also have the business, and if
something breaks inside my business, I have insurance for that purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Do you run a four star hotel?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, I've run a four star bakery.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A four star bakery. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
If one of your customers came over and knocked over
the Pillsbury dough boy, I'm sure you would make him
repla too.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
He gave you more than enough money for your damn statue,
so you know what you can shove it.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Listen, I'm gonna get that money. And I'm not getting
paid in donuts or whatever.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You ain't getting bid in bread or donuts. And by
the way, they're very good donuts.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, I'll believe it when I taste it, all right.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So right, but I ain't giving you no more dough either.
How's that?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, you're giving me more dough.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I mean I will come to the bakery and take
it out of your cash register if I have to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Well, you know what, Before you do that, you couldn't
have to pass to the door and passed by me first.
He gave you more than enough to pay for your
statue and another three statues after that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Three hundred dollars buys me an arm, and I'm not
gonna show a founder of my hotel. Hey, here's your arm.
I'm sorry, I don't have the rest of your body
because some twenty one year old was drunk and decided
to dry hump you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Do you have any crazy glues? My suggestion is okay,
if that's that's what was that important? You're just crazy
gluted together. I'm sure he wouldn't ever know the difference.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
He came in.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
He not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No, you listen to me, You listen.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Sir, mister, to listen to me. Listen, some of I
raised a man. I raised a decent kid, unlike you. Yet,
come come here now, okay, I'll pay your point tickets.
Come here now and come say that to me in
my face, and then I'll show you who's the animal.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
If you saw how your son acted to me, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Mister whatever the hell your name is?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Later yes, Slater.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Later, Slater, what whatever your mom decided to name you.
I think i'll cut you, make you eat them if
you don't stop saying things about my son like that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, and you know what, I'll probably split it out
because you're probably a bad cook too.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So you have nothing to do at your full on
the top? I mean, is it that crappy that nobody
goes there because obviously you have nothing else to do
but stay on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, no, I have a lot to do. But when
I have a pain in my ass that I need
to take care of, I take care of it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Top Tom.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You can't top that.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, listen, listen, mister, missus Slater jerk, you're the jerk, okayla,
because you know what, if you want it, you'd be
hearing my Now, I'll talk to the phone. Come here,
I'll give you the money. I'll even give you a canol.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hey, missus Luciano, I think I would take that canoli.
My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,
and you got phone tap by yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I got O, my god, both of you. Was listening
to your damn station in the morning. And I got
Carmack an idiot. Oh my god, you really want the.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Canoe Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
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all participants.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
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