Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it? Oh,
it belongs to Froggy. Froggy really years Froggy. Phone taps
are always festive. So what are our listener page called this?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
She's been telling her mom that there is a service
that brings a live turkey to your house on Thanksgiving,
and her mom wants nothing to do with this service.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Turkeys are nasty, no one wants anything to do.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm
ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving. All right, Tommy
from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping, let's listen. Yeah,
I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys.
I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple

(00:48):
of weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Just wanted to touch base with him before we head
on over. I didn't order a turkey.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I need to get a time you're going to be home,
sofore I can deliver this turkey because livery in your
area on the same order turkey. Yeah, were somebody to
order the turkey for a Gale's here at themson and
needs to be delivered on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving,
and I'm coming to your.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
House to deliver this. Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from
Tommy's Turkey. Somebody's ordered it free as a gift.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That possibly name name my daughter. I don't know. I've
got I got to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've got a forty five pound live bird right here
that I'm bringing to your house.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's gonna be a live.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving us
a little ways a way, it wouldn't be fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
But no one wants to see the turkey alive. Now,
I'm going to handle all of that well, apartment, I
promise you right now, he will not be alive when
he gets on the table. He's gonna kill this turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I catch no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all. Dad,
You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.
All I need is to finish up the form of
payment prior to arriving at your residence.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I thought this was a gift. Well, it was only.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
A percentage was paid for it to secure the turkey,
because you know, there's not a lot of forty five
pounds birds running around rampant.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, so how much is this gonna cost me?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, they put down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've
already got that cleared. That's a deposit. I'm gonna need
the remainder. I'm gonna need the remaining eight hundred dollars
in order to start my trip a thousand bus. I'm

(02:39):
coming from a long distance like ten states to Waves.
You'll be paying for lodging for me and your turkey.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's the only way we can get there.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
This turkey, it's a gift.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's a gift. You get work it out? Do you
work it out with the gift giver? After I get there?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
There's some idiot keeps calling me.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You want to bring a turkey for Yeah, it's supposed
to be a surprise. What I gotta pay a thousand
dollars for this?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You're welcome. I'm I don't want to, you know, you
order somebody to even tell me what's wrong with you?
That's what I surprise is. Mom.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I thought you'd be happy.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What are you doing things behind my back? And then
I gotta pay a thousand bucks. What do you think
money grows?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I I'm helping you.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm helping you. You are not helping You should be
saying thank you. This is my gift, is not.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
A thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, he's showing up. I'm gonna pay him a
thousand bucks. I got to put him up locally. He's
bringing a life burn to my apartments.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
What are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is this time?
Instead of a thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Dollars on the phone dollars, how's about you give me
four hundred and I'll eat Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dinner with you. It's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Mom,
and you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh my god, what is it?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I've got time for this the Elvis Duran phone tap.
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