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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Today's phone tap from our friend Garrett. All right,
here's what happens. Our listener, Kylie wants to phone tap
her sister, Stephanie. Stephanie is hosting Thanksgiving this year, and
since Kylie's at college, she's going to be a perfect
opportunity to play a little joke on her sister. So
Garrett's going to start to call to Stephanie pretending to
(00:25):
be Kylie's new boyfriend who will be joining them. Let's
see how this works. On today's phone tap from Garrett listening.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hello, Stephanie, this is Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is this Oh hey Stephanie, what's up? My name is Schmidt.
I would yeah, I Kylie didn't talk to you.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I haven't talked to her to day. Are you a
friend of Kylie's.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm her boyfriend. She invited me over for dinner, so
I kind of I went through her phone real quick,
but I figured i'd call you just to say what's
up and introduced myself and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Does she know you went through her phone?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm sure she does. Were cool like that, you know,
Ever since we met in class in class. Oh okay, no, no,
I'm the teacher's aid. I'm a grad student.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I teach her class.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You teach her class. How old are you anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thirty eight?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So you're thirty eight years old.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I was just wondering if we can go over some
plans for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, wait for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, I'm really sorry. She
hasn't spoken with me about that yet.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I have a gluten analogy, and I just wanted to
make sure that use the proper breadcrumbs because I can't
have with me, I can't have wheat.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know, I need to talk to Kylie about this.
I really appreciate the phone call.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I need to speak with Kylie, but apparently your phone,
her phone is near you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Can I at least bring my my pet, my pet snake?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, you know, I'm really sorry. I need to speak
with my sister before you speak to anyone else in
my family.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What am I supposed to do with mister slinky?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All right, So here's what we'll do. We'll call her back.
I'll have you call and try to, uh, just ask
her what's going on? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hello? Okay, Staphy, Hello, what's up? What's up? Your boyfriend
just called me?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I told him not to call you.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
No, you know what, I don't even want to hear
about not to call me. How did you happen to
start dating a person that is teaching your class?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, I mean he he's not teaching the class, he's
the teacher's aide.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I mean eight years old. I don't care if he
is something in the class.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well, I was studying at me and he said that
he could help me. And then, you know, I'm thinking
that you're another and it's college and we just look together.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
How are you talking about? This isn't a no big deal.
They're taking a potage of you.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm in college now, nothn't matter.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You are nineteen years old, he's thirty eight. He is
taking advantage of you. Well, first of all, I didn't
know he was thirty eight.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Okay, I thought he was like twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I would still have a just a beaver paster on
your dorm wall. I know you get well, there are.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Lots of grown adults who love Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So that's not really fair to say it is totally inappropriate.
There's nothing there to say about.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What your boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, I wanted to bring him home.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I wanted to front one.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I think personally that he and Dad have a lot
in common and could probably talk about.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I mean, they're like the same kind of books that
both by football.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
What are you mean dad going to talk about the
same cross date doctor that they use?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Are you kidding me? He's closer to Dad's age than
he is to yours. Well, but I'm very much struck
for my age. You know that really was sure for
your he teaches your class. This man is complete letch.
He's a pervert. Don't you see that? Callan on the
phone because he had gone through your phone?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
He loves me.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Schmid would not do that. He is a crazy person.
They make movies about what he's done to you. And
did you know he has a pet snake that's just weird?
Like who has a pet snake? And he calls me
and talks about this specific gluten allergy as if I care.
He's a lot of money in As soon as I
felt out about this, he is gonna kick your ass
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and you know it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Stephanie calling Mom, Hey, Stephanie Kyley, Stephanie NaN's garret from
Elvis during in the Morning show, and you's got phone
tapped by your sister side Dove.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You phone taps me. Oh you are so.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Go oh my god, I can't You're such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Phone tape was pre recorded with permission granted by all
participates
Speaker 4 (05:02):
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