Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces

Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapping?
All right, scary, So Vivian wants a phone tap her
roommate Carol. They live in an area where it's really
hard to find parking, so Carol takes up two parking
spaces when she can't to save one for Vivian when
she gets on. Yeah. So Vivian has already set up
Carol and told her the crazy neighbor is looking for
an explanation for all this. So I call Carol. All right,

(00:23):
we'll see what happens. I'm scary his phone tap. Hello,
is this the tall girl with the long hair or
the short girl with the short hair? Who is this?
I'm Jimmy, Jimmy from Where Where do you live? Jimmy?
I live on the block? Listen? No, no, I'm not going
to listen to you. Where on the block do you live?
Number one? That is not my car on? If you
keep calling me like this, I'm going to call the

(00:44):
cops for harassment. All I'm saying is this, I've observed
in the past that you come home, you leave about
a half of carlingked in front of you, and a
half of Carlington back of you, and then when your
friend gets home, you move the car way up so
she could fit her car in back. And what that is?
You know? Only that is because we came home very
late and she needed to have a spot. What are

(01:04):
you bitching about? What else do you have to say
to me or two girls? Don't you think it's unfair?
Of course it's unfair, but you know why we did
it because our neighbor did the same exact thing. Which
neighbor are you're talking about? Because I don't mean to
be the neighborhood watch here, but I'm saying that when
I come home being the neighborhood watch. I'm brand new
to the neighborhood and I see how everyone around here is,
so why should we be any different. I just think

(01:26):
it's unfair that other people don't have a chance to
park and you save a parking space for someone who
comes home late at night. I had to because we
were coming home very late. Okay, I think that instead
of watching the guards outside, you should be doing something
else with your life. I am a dude gooder. I
want to make sure everything is right in the neighborhood.
You know what, what stop past me? If you don't

(01:46):
stop prosting me. I'm calling the cops. Who are you
and how did you get my number? My name is
Jimmy and I got your number from your landlord. Okay, okay,
well you know what. You cannot call me to ask
me over a parking spot. It really is is none
of your business. Do you want me to go ram
the ass of your car? Because I will. I'll ram
your car. I don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, really you're

(02:08):
gonna do that. Okay, Well, I'm calling the cops to
have a nice day. I'm gonna come outside for the
cops and I'm gonna roll your car forward as much
as you can go. I'm gonna show them how much
wasted space there is between parking spaces. So do whatever
you want to wherever you want. I don't care. Okay, Hello,
Just so you know, I observe you with a pencil
and paper every single day, and I see what goes on.

(02:30):
I watch your every move. Call me okay, I'm gonna
get a telescope and I'm going to look into your
apartment and see what you're doing every move you make.
Excuse me, you better shut them up right now. You've
done every breath you take dare you. I'll be watching you.
I'll be watching where you park. Why do you keep

(02:51):
calling me? You are not going to tell me what
to do? You know that you've been phone tapped than man. Hey, Carol,
this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
You've been phone tapped. You're really good. I hear you
listen to the phone taps all the time. Yeah, I do.
And now you're on one. Yeah, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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