January 22, 2025 • 5 mins
Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their bill!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
My wife, Susan is in charge of taking care of
our bills. She pays them. So recently we had some
confusion about whether or not the water bill was getting paid.
So Susan flipped out. She's like, I paid my pay
and blah blah blah. So why don't we phone tap
or say that we owe some ridiculous amount of money
for the water bill. Let's see how she reacts. All right,
(00:26):
this comes to us from William, So Danielle is going
to start to call our own Danielle Monaro starts the
call with William on the phone as William and Nicole
phone tap, Mom, Susan, let's listen in to today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, I may speak to missus figer Nut.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, there's no this. Finger hut.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
What was this?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What's your last name?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Finger hut?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Finger hut. I'm sorry, I have figer Nut here.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
My name is Lisa. I'm calling you from the water company.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Okay, we have a problem, and I have your husband
Billy on the phone.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Hey, so I don't know what the hell's going on.
I gotta shareff at the house putting a paper on
the window. What eleen for failure to pay money?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Ma'am? You always five thousand dollars for not paying your
water bill?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, my water bill was paid up today. My maintenance
is a paid up today. You have to go after
the dead beats.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What I have in front of me makes it seem
like you're one of those people.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, I'm not. Mine was paid.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I have a note down here that the fingernuts are.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Saying they're nuts. You have my name wrong, so I'm
not responsible for anything, my dear.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, I'm sorry, finger What was your last year?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You have my name wrong? Billy, I'm calling a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm not what do you want to pay?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Because this is ridiculous. We pay every month for water.
There's something definitely wrong hand.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What's wrong is that you don't want to pay your money.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm not giving somebody five thousand dollars to something I
know nothing about.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Did you maybe go shopping and buy No?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I did not maybe go shopping? And what nerve have
you got to ask me these questions? Who the hell
are you? I'm just saying there because I know, Lisa,
you're not making any sense and you're very nasty, and
you're very out forward spoken, and you're telling me things
I didn't too, So you know what, let me call
you back.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
No, wait, I just want to ask you a question
because this is actually very important because I've gone to
the situation before, and as a woman, sometimes we like
to take our money and buy a nice parent.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
No, we don't because I don't dress very nice. Okay.
I don't worry about things like that. I put them
on my charge and it's not your business what I do.
The water bill was paid?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Are you sure you yes?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Then I am sure you really.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Are a stupid woman.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I must admit I am a stupid woman.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What nerve?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Have you got to ask me how I spend my money?
And that I'm a stupid woman? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who said those things?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You said them?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you have me on tape?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I do?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, play back?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
No, I don't have to play it back to you.
I play it back here.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You don't have it. Here's my question to you. And
I find this hysterical. Is that I have you?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I find you hysterical. There is something wrong with you. You're
a very nasty woman.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
NAT.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You're getting involved in my personal business. You're telling me
how I spend my money. Okay, So I am on
the phone with my lawyer right now. I want to
get back to you. This way is nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Bill.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The guy just read me the whole thing. He says,
we're gonna have to be out of his house if
five thousand dollars they paid.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Oh come on, sir, yes, I'm so so sorry that
you're married to someone like this.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You're married to someone like this stand and they're questioning
me what I do with my money? What nerves?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
What am I going to do here?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
To give you this kid out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm the guys cant ready to put handcuffs on me because.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What are you talking about. He's supposed to give you
an eight day notice? Tell him give me the notice.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man, it's going to beyond that.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
What do you mean it's gone beyond Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This guy's taking out of his cuff, Susan, Oh left
five thousand dollars home? What? What the hell you want
from me? What do you want me to?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Don't let him arrest you?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Let him arrest me.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Why don't you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't side dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Maybe you can just give them your Louis vatanon or something.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Maybe you could give.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Them your Louis Batan, not my Louis vuitar. But that's
wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
This lady? Is that your How am I gonna explain
this to the bus?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Call?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But everything?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
To me? I don't have it. What do you want
me to do?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
What do you want me to phone to? Jail?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think she doesn't really care about you, to be honest,
you're a shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think she cares about me either, Jail.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'm on my way home, missus fingernat.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I have somebody that needs to speak to you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ma.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, it's Nicole. What's up? What are you doing? The
phone tap? Nicole? You know?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yes, yes, and so is daddy and.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh my god. First of all, I knew something was
weird because this lady is very nascy. Who is this girl?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Lisa?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Your friend? Hi?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Mom, It's Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Pasha Hill. Nicole, you're dad, God.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nicole Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Durant in
The Morning showm
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
My wife, Susan is in charge of taking care of
our bills. She pays them. So recently we had some
confusion about whether or not the water bill was getting paid.
So Susan flipped out. She's like, I paid my pay
and blah blah blah. So why don't we phone tap
or say that we owe some ridiculous amount of money
for the water bill. Let's see how she reacts. All right,
(00:26):
this comes to us from William, So Danielle is going
to start to call our own Danielle Monaro starts the
call with William on the phone as William and Nicole
phone tap, Mom, Susan, let's listen in to today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, I may speak to missus figer Nut.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, there's no this. Finger hut.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
What was this?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What's your last name?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Finger hut?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Finger hut. I'm sorry, I have figer Nut here.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
My name is Lisa. I'm calling you from the water company.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Okay, we have a problem, and I have your husband
Billy on the phone.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Hey, so I don't know what the hell's going on.
I gotta shareff at the house putting a paper on
the window. What eleen for failure to pay money?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Ma'am? You always five thousand dollars for not paying your
water bill?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, my water bill was paid up today. My maintenance
is a paid up today. You have to go after
the dead beats.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What I have in front of me makes it seem
like you're one of those people.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, I'm not. Mine was paid.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I have a note down here that the fingernuts are.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Saying they're nuts. You have my name wrong, so I'm
not responsible for anything, my dear.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, I'm sorry, finger What was your last year?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You have my name wrong? Billy, I'm calling a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm not what do you want to pay?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Because this is ridiculous. We pay every month for water.
There's something definitely wrong hand.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What's wrong is that you don't want to pay your money.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm not giving somebody five thousand dollars to something I
know nothing about.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Did you maybe go shopping and buy No?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I did not maybe go shopping? And what nerve have
you got to ask me these questions? Who the hell
are you? I'm just saying there because I know, Lisa,
you're not making any sense and you're very nasty, and
you're very out forward spoken, and you're telling me things
I didn't too, So you know what, let me call
you back.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
No, wait, I just want to ask you a question
because this is actually very important because I've gone to
the situation before, and as a woman, sometimes we like
to take our money and buy a nice parent.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
No, we don't because I don't dress very nice. Okay.
I don't worry about things like that. I put them
on my charge and it's not your business what I do.
The water bill was paid?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Are you sure you yes?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Then I am sure you really.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Are a stupid woman.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I must admit I am a stupid woman.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What nerve?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Have you got to ask me how I spend my money?
And that I'm a stupid woman? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who said those things?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You said them?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you have me on tape?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I do?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, play back?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
No, I don't have to play it back to you.
I play it back here.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You don't have it. Here's my question to you. And
I find this hysterical. Is that I have you?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I find you hysterical. There is something wrong with you. You're
a very nasty woman.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
NAT.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You're getting involved in my personal business. You're telling me
how I spend my money. Okay, So I am on
the phone with my lawyer right now. I want to
get back to you. This way is nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Bill.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The guy just read me the whole thing. He says,
we're gonna have to be out of his house if
five thousand dollars they paid.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Oh come on, sir, yes, I'm so so sorry that
you're married to someone like this.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You're married to someone like this stand and they're questioning
me what I do with my money? What nerves?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
What am I going to do here?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
To give you this kid out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm the guys cant ready to put handcuffs on me because.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What are you talking about. He's supposed to give you
an eight day notice? Tell him give me the notice.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man, it's going to beyond that.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
What do you mean it's gone beyond Dad?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This guy's taking out of his cuff, Susan, Oh left
five thousand dollars home? What? What the hell you want
from me? What do you want me to?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Don't let him arrest you?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Let him arrest me.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Why don't you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't side dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Maybe you can just give them your Louis vatanon or something.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Maybe you could give.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Them your Louis Batan, not my Louis vuitar. But that's
wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
This lady? Is that your How am I gonna explain
this to the bus?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Call?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But everything?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
To me? I don't have it. What do you want
me to do?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
What do you want me to phone to? Jail?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think she doesn't really care about you, to be honest,
you're a shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think she cares about me either, Jail.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'm on my way home, missus fingernat.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I have somebody that needs to speak to you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Ma.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, it's Nicole. What's up? What are you doing? The
phone tap? Nicole? You know?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yes, yes, and so is daddy and.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh my god. First of all, I knew something was
weird because this lady is very nascy. Who is this girl?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Lisa?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Your friend? Hi?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Mom, It's Danielle mon Arrow from Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Pasha Hill. Nicole, you're dad, God.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Nicole Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Durant in
The Morning showm
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