The Bitch Cake

Andy asked his friend to pick up his son's birthday cake, so she calls to tell him there is a liiiiiittle typo with his name!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's phone tap, All right, Garret, Yes,
what's it all about? So Rachel wants to play a
phone tap on her friend Andy. Now, Andy asked Rachel
to do a simple favor pick up his son's birthday
cake because they're going to be celebrating later on today.
And Rachel starts the call to Andy from the cake store.
Then I play the cake decorator. Oh okay, let's see

(00:21):
what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hello, Hey, it's me right, I'm not the cake place,
and there's kind of a problem with my cake.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, they didn't put the trucks on it.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
The guy wrote happy birthday, bitch, what why? I don't know.
I don't know I wrote it out last week or
wrote happy birthday, Mitch. I say, you know, the be
doesn't even look like an m I don't know. And
he won't change it for me.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
He won't change it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, I'm saying that it's the custom design blah blah blah.
They I know, but it's like airbrushed and you know
what the so just.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Don't pay them and say we're not going to give
you and We're not going to pay you until you
change the cake.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well, we gave them a thirty dollars deposit already and
they won't give it back to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They won't give it back to you. What is his problem?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, he's telling me that he won't change the cake
and he won't give me my money back. That's why
I'm called.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Is this kid?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Go talk to his manager? Where's the manager?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What are you still doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
And he talked to him.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hello, what is the problem again?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
The problem is that you when we told you to
write happy birthday Mitch on a birthday cake for a
five year old, we're a happy birthday bitch, and you
won't change it. So I need you to scrape off
the damp and put on the ends. Make it happy
birthday Misch.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Listen, dude, dude, I need you to really mellow out
right now, come down to where I'm at, because then
you better understand what I'm doing here.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wait wait, wait, universe, do you live in like do
you not know that we are customers at your store?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Dude? You're talking way too loud right now for this
time in the afternoon. First off, why in God's name
are you having a birthday party for a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, it's a five year old kid.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Dude. Why would you write happy birthday bitch on your
son's birthday cake?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Birthday bitch? What is your name? What's your name?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're the bitch? Okay, my bitch, you're writing names on
birthday cakes.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Go in the back and make a cake as fast
as you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Dude, I'm not a keybler, elf. I cannot do it
that fast. Right.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Who are you? Who are you? Get off the damn phone.
Just get off the phone. You need me to leave
work to come down to the store.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, So what do you want me to do? He won't
do it for me. We have to have a cake,
so we kind of have to take the happy birthday
bitch cake. I don't know what you want me to do.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That is not an option taking the bitch cake. What
is the name of the store? I'm calling the city.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The name of the store is Elvis Durant's House of Cakes.
What this is Gareth from Elvis Durand in the Morning show?
And you got phone tapped?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh my, I have never heard you talk so fast,
and you're entire.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So I had to walk out of the office. I'm
in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
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Speaker 2 (03:14):
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