Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend

Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis Durand's phone tapped. Jennifer wants to phone tap her
boyfriend Tommy. Jennifer must really really trust the relationship. I
want to phone tap my boyfriend, Tommy, says Jennifer. My
boyfriend hears all kinds of stories about what a creep
my ex boyfriend Nunzio was to me. He would just
explode if he thought Nunzio came to pay me a

(00:21):
visit at home while he was away at work. Let's
see what happens with his phone tap. All right, Jennifer,
you've got guts. Jennifer starts to call to her boyfriend Tommy,
and then Scary Jones Scary Hey jumps in as Jennifer's
ex boyfriend Nunzio. Tommy, I'm like shaking right now because
none just in front of my house A box is
a pizza? What?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes? I think it again? Not just in front of
my house right now? You work at the window show
what do you want? Yeah? You just open the door.
I just want to talk to you for a second.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh on, Nonzio, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Thought?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I dropped five with some pizza for us.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
From the head. Tommy said to get in the window.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Can we at least talk about this over lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We don't want to say. I'm not gonna say him,
cuss him out.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm not right.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm not doing you mother this project because you never
can't say anybody funny money, Chris, not funny about those.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I made this pizza especially for you.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Ken. I just can't get.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mine Janet's water under the bridge. Let's start over.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't understand you. Why shouldn't you be like none?
You know? Do I ever come to my ass again?
Don't speak to me again. I come. You're not saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You don't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, I want you straight to the window. I want
you to answer your door, your boyfriend. I don't have
to do it in the window and say that. Why
can't you do that? Because I feel bad, Tommy, I
feel really bad. You're feel good. I hate this kitch
so much, Tommy hate this hitch so much. He's ring funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Say you got to get the hell out of here.
You really do, honestly, because you're just gonna cause tom
to me and Tommy, I had you in.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Mind when I made the sauceage extra sweet and now
it's getting cold.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I appreciate it. Singing like two boxes. Oh, thank you
your birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think you want to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
He wants to talk to me. He's give me the phone. Okay,
you're gonna give him your phone.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I want to ask the window Tommy, hold on a second?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Done? Yeah, don jill? Alright for my girlfriend? Turns you out?
I'm playing games some more.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, listen.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
For my girlfriends Hush here. I can't be there right now.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm just brought some pizza for lunch. Is it pizza?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't care about. I'll take that piece of stop
you in the face with no Joe. I'm not talking
to over the phone either. I swear anything. I'll come
to you a pizza pizzeria. I'll put pick to the window.
Get are alright? For my girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Just because I'm an ex boyfriend? What does that mean?
What does that mean to you? I'm in the past,
We're over finished, done history.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Non Zoe, listening to my voice. I swear to you
as a man on the guard. Right now, I want
you to hand the phone back to my golfriend. I
want to hear that saying he's leaving right now. If
I don't hear that, nun shock you guy, I know
where you live. You're stupid. Think I'm gonna be as
I think that is a funny ass play for my
girlfriend playing simple.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It sounds to me like you have some serious insecurity
problems in the phone over. Are you afraid that I'm
going to steal her away from you? Is that it?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Let me know you? Let me take her? What it is?
I know you six five and your a hundred pounds,
and I'm scared of that. I'm scared a big wind
like coming pull you away. You think you intimidate me? Bro,
I beat the guys a thousand times, making and ugly.
These guys haven't in my wife. I think it's the
funniest thing in the world. You're a disgrace. I rarefull.
I hear you name and the phone and get from

(03:31):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Believe you're getting so crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You really amuse me, Tommy. I don't know who you
think you are, where you came from?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
You who I am? Bro, I'm gonna play your head
into the floor. Give me the phone. Bro here, I'm
leaving right now. I'm taking awad the time. I'm coming
to it now. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Tell im I won't leave, but you know what You've
been phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Tommy? This is Scary Jones, Melvis Duran in the Morning

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Show, Son of a Big You guys, and the Elvis
Duran phone tap