I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate

Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone
tapping Daniels, we need a phone tap today, So Josh
wants us to phone tap his mom. He's getting ready
to move into the dorm for his first year of college.
A lot of people are doing that right now. Mom
is paranoid about the college lifestyle, which makes sense. So
he's like, you know what, call has my new roommate.

(00:22):
So that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You the new roommate.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm the new roommate.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Just cannot go well, all right, here's Daniel's protap. Let's
listen in.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh. Please. This is Oh
my gosh, it's so nice to meet you. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm falling? Who's this?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
This is Jamie, his roommate from college, and I just
wanted to call and talk to him because I wanted
to say there's anything extra he wanted me to bring
when I go to school.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, that's funny because he never ever mentioned that he
had a girl as a roommate. It's it's just coming
as kind of a shock to me.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, but it's it's fine because it's co ed dorms
at the school. I mean, your son's adorable. I love
having him as a roommate.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, and your parents are with this, and I guess,
you know, I'm just I don't even I don't know
what to say. I'm a little I'm a little perplexed
about how this happened. And you know, he never mentioned
he kept talking about you, but I assumed that your
name was a guy named But I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Really come from a great family. I mean, my dad
was arrested, but that's a different story. But other than that,
everything was arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It was a misdemeanor. I was like, not a really
big deal. But you know, anyway, I'm really from a
great family, and my mom is awesome. She drinks now
and then, but you know, I don't drink, so we're good.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay. You know I think probably, Well we'll probably meet
you soon.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, you'll meet it when you come up.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Parent going to come up.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh that'll be awesome. Well, you'll con meet my dad then,
because he just got out and he would love to
meet you.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, that should be a pleasure. But you know, I
think you might want dividers.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, no, we're good.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Diviners might go you know, across the room or something
we don't need.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
We don't need that. It's cool. I have no problem
changing in front of a guy. I've no problem with that.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I mean, I'm Josh has always been very shy, so
I'm thinking that maybe he might feel more comfortable with.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Something like that, or don't even worry. Once he sees
my knox a couple of times, there's gonna be no
problem shyness. Do it right out the window.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh yeah, I mean, what is your major?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm undecided right now, you know, I'm just really what
happened was is my mom kind of said you have
to go to college. You don't want to end up
like your dad, So I had to go.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I want to know you called.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you know if there's anything he needs like my mom?
My mom will even buy us alcohol if we need
it for the room.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
But you want to get back to you on that.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. That's a joke. That's
a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah it's cute. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, it was
a pleasure. Bye but yeah, bye bye bye, Josh. Yeah,
I just hear a call from your roommate. Oh, Amy,
you never told us that your roommate was a female.
Never you never mentioned it. And she revealed some things

(02:59):
to me on the phone, candidly about oh, the first
time you ever see her, as she put it, knocks,
and that's all that you'll be. You won't be shy anymore.
She's a random roommate. You and I are going to
come up there and we're gonna put a screen up.
We're gonna get a fold out screen. We're gonna put
it between the two beds so that you have some
privacy in that room. I mean, what if she brings

(03:19):
guys in there, but well I know that, but not
living with them where they're changing and they's a bath
you have to share the same bathroom. You could catch
a glisse of her veragining there, and that's another thing
that worries me. I won't be able to sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
A deal.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's a big deal, Josh, it's a big deal. Do
you have any idea?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You shouldn't be so upset because it's only a phone tap.
This is Daniel Narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Show, and.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
God Jamie is actually a boy.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh say Gods. Durant phone.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
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