Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon

Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happen.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
All about that? All right?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, it's miss Mashcallopsis and she's trying to make a
very specific appointment. But it's at the wrong kind of salot.
So Sarah is at the receiving end of this, and
I apologize to Sarah ahead of time.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Sorry, Well, here we go. Danielle's Miss Marshcallopsis.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Today's phone tap? She hans Hello, Hello, Hi, Yeah, yes,
I'd like to make an appointment.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Did you want to sign up for a membership or something?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well? I come once a month, so would that be
a membership?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know that you're you're not going to get good
color once a month? Right?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh no, my color? My color's fun once a month.
It usually lasts that long. It's a it's a pearl Rince.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Most of our customers come either like weekly or bi weekly,
not one weekly.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I don't know how how much is it weekly? Because
I don't think I can afford it. I'm an old
lady and I don't I don't think I can afford weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Are you in the position to actually kind and lay
down or do you like to stand up? What do
you do? You like to get sprayed? Like? What do
you what do you take laid in?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Ma'am? I never got my hair done laying down before?
Is that a news thing? With you? Young?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And you get your hair done here it's a tanning salon.
You take off your clothes and lay down and.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like, excuse me, take off my clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You already get tan.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Back in my day, we didn't do things like that.
That's what I want to come to the salon for
my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's not for hair, it's for but get color.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
But that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Like. I really think that you need to call a
hair salon or go downstairs, walk around until you find one.
Here you get.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tan naked and you get tan.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I don't think you need to take your clothes off
to get your haird died.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's not you're getting your hair done here. We don't
have anybody. That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
What time do you open?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
We open out eleven, all.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Right, so I'll be there at ten and you put
me down for the appointment.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, okay, come at ten we'll be closed because we
open out eleven, but come at ten. We'll see you then.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
How about nine? How about nine?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
If you don't, that's good too. Yeah you can.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
This is Johannah.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Huh, Johannah. I was making an appointment for my hair
at ten, but my son can't drive me, so he's
gonna drive me at nine.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You cannot get it at nine, that's great, But we
actually run a tanning plong and that's created your skin,
not for your hair. It's actually not advisable for people
over seventy.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Why can't you get your hair done past seventy? I
never heard of that before this.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
God, ma'am, you're not listening to me. You're really not
listening to me. And I'm scaring customers now, and I
really need to assist other people.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't like to be scared. Last time somebody scared me,
I crapped my pants and my son Marvin had to
help me.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Talking about I don't want to hear about your ass Hans.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hello, is this the doctor?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I told you? I was busy. I have to go.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm gonna have to picks.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Up my medication.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Is this the.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Doctor, son that you want to go to a that
you're harassing somebody the tanning salon. Listen, I'm gonna have
to like give you to my Max do something because
you're yeah, like there's nothing I could really do for
you right now. This is a Tanning salon. I just
you know you're gonna get me in trouble.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
This is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You just got phone tapped and all your co workers
are in on it.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh my god. Okay, you're really good at what you do.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
The Elvis Durant's phone tap