November 5, 2025 • 5 mins
Mary bought a new GTO forever ago and it STILL hasn’t arrived, so Skeery calls to delay delivery even longer!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That free money phone Tash, Hey, we told you the
free money phone tap was two minutes so away. Look
at that ten minutes. Look at that exactly right on time.
We're never on time with anything, but today we're on
time for you. It's our friends at Snickers. They're like, hey,
we love celebrating all things football, especially the Super Bowl,
and they're giving you an opportunity to win this incredible
(00:21):
Super Bowl sixty experience. If you didn't go to super
Bowl fifty nine or fifty eight or any of the
other fifty seven super Bowls, it's time for you to.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Go to one.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Thanks to Snickers, they can make it happen. Snickers actually
giving away a ton of great prizes. If you go
to snickers dot com slash Halftime, you can enter and
view the official rules and you can win all sorts
of incredible things. So just go do it, because one
of those things you could win is an experience at
Super Bowl sixty. Who had a Snickers today? I know
we're still eating our Halloween candy is still in residual here?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Do you what do you have? I did? I had
a Snickers? I had two fun size pieces? Did you
hide them? Because I can't even I am them anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now, No, Scary, I actually have a secret stash. See
what was becoming to us because of Snickers. We're hiding
things from each other. You know we're I need my emergency.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Chocolate in case of emergency.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Rip open the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Package of Daniel. It is a Snicker. So I think
I know your answer. If if Scary says I needed
emergency Snickers, would you give him one?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I guess i'd.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What if count? No, I'm going to count them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know exactly how many is in there.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What Snickers does to your family, packed with peanuts, nugget, caramel,
and milk chocolate, It's that snack to tackle your your
angry day that you're having.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm gonna go with Snickers right now because here at
why one hundred point seven in Miami, they still have
a massive ball of Halloween Snickers. So if you need
me after the phone tappen, I'm not here. You know
where I am again. Thanks to Snickers, you win one
thousand dollars. Now if you're called a one hundred with
the free money phone tap, call me to win it
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred, or
if you want to win one of their incredible weekly prizes,
(02:07):
including a Super Bowl sixty experience. Sign up to win
now at Snickers dot com slash Halftime and here is
your free money phone tap.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The email came in like this, Dear Elvis Durant, My
parents bought a brand new Pontiac gto five months ago
and it still hasn't been delivered. Oh boy, my mother
Mary is extra aggravated about it, not only because she
didn't want the car, but it's not even here yet.
So be warned, Mom Mary. She's a little off her
(02:41):
rocker to begin with, so if you called her and
told her the cars being delayed even longer, she'll wig out.
This email comes to us from Jennifer. A right, Jennifer's
setting up her mom Mary for the phone tap.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Scary.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He's gonna call Jen's mom Mary from the dealership as
Jennifer listens in, and we warn you, mom Mary loves
a curse.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Hello Mary Peterson, Please Hi, This is Mary Mary Mark Graffrey,
director of sales for it was North Pontiac. How you doing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You ordered the Impulse Blue Black leather gto right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I've been waiting for this car. It better be
good news that it's in. Please.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The car was on its way, yes, uh huh was
on its way. It was in a little bit of
an accident. It rolled off the flatbed.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Don't even tell me about this, hit.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
A tractor trailer in the middle of the turnpike.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is not this is really an insane I'll be
down with my husband. I'm hanging up the phone and
he better get his deposit back and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, actually, that's why I was calling you, to tell
you that deposits are non refundable.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know, it better be refundable. I have to get
an attorney or something. Now, this is good, very good, Kara.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
We could send the car back and when it's all
fixed up and ready to go, I could throw in
some floor mats for you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, no, that ain't gonna that ain't gonna cut it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I could also hook you up with these really cool
monograms mudflaps.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Mud flaps, floor mats.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What else would you like? Some car fresheners with that?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, no, no, sprid this go hire an attorney. I'll
call consume us theirs. I'll let him go buy the
Aspen Mustang. I don't know what the hell he needed
gto for anyway, because he's got to be like mister Nascar.
He's gonna get what the I want now because I've
had it with it all all right, Well, you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Still have to come down here and take delivery on
this car. And by the way, we're not responsible if
any more of the doors fall off.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do you expect us to take a pieceish that's been
in an accident? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know what, We're just gonna go ahead. We could
charge your account today, or we could send the car
to you in its current form.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You don't think so? You think so? Oh, ma'am, Hello
missus Peterson, you're being downright route this time. No I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm trying to you no yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, oh, just stop it already.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
In the meantime, you could start making your payments on
the vehicle because it does belong.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
To you, over my dead body. You'll take that money.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Out, right, Actually, we are going to take that money out.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh god, I'm getting colaggravated.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What is the matter with you, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Are you matter with me?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You're a little bit looney.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, we'll say what Pontiac the main headquarters says,
after I make a report against you too, I'm going
down there tonight to get that two thousand dollars back.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh my god. You guys are crazy. You're really crazy.
That free money phone Tash, Hey, we told you the
free money phone tap was two minutes so away. Look
at that ten minutes. Look at that exactly right on time.
We're never on time with anything, but today we're on
time for you. It's our friends at Snickers. They're like, hey,
we love celebrating all things football, especially the Super Bowl,
and they're giving you an opportunity to win this incredible
(00:21):
Super Bowl sixty experience. If you didn't go to super
Bowl fifty nine or fifty eight or any of the
other fifty seven super Bowls, it's time for you to.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Go to one.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Thanks to Snickers, they can make it happen. Snickers actually
giving away a ton of great prizes. If you go
to snickers dot com slash Halftime, you can enter and
view the official rules and you can win all sorts
of incredible things. So just go do it, because one
of those things you could win is an experience at
Super Bowl sixty. Who had a Snickers today? I know
we're still eating our Halloween candy is still in residual here?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Do you what do you have? I did? I had
a Snickers? I had two fun size pieces? Did you
hide them? Because I can't even I am them anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now, No, Scary, I actually have a secret stash. See
what was becoming to us because of Snickers. We're hiding
things from each other. You know we're I need my emergency.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Chocolate in case of emergency.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Rip open the.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Package of Daniel. It is a Snicker. So I think
I know your answer. If if Scary says I needed
emergency Snickers, would you give him one?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I guess i'd.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What if count? No, I'm going to count them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know exactly how many is in there.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What Snickers does to your family, packed with peanuts, nugget, caramel,
and milk chocolate, It's that snack to tackle your your
angry day that you're having.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm gonna go with Snickers right now because here at
why one hundred point seven in Miami, they still have
a massive ball of Halloween Snickers. So if you need
me after the phone tappen, I'm not here. You know
where I am again. Thanks to Snickers, you win one
thousand dollars. Now if you're called a one hundred with
the free money phone tap, call me to win it
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred, or
if you want to win one of their incredible weekly prizes,
(02:07):
including a Super Bowl sixty experience. Sign up to win
now at Snickers dot com slash Halftime and here is
your free money phone tap.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The email came in like this, Dear Elvis Durant, My
parents bought a brand new Pontiac gto five months ago
and it still hasn't been delivered. Oh boy, my mother
Mary is extra aggravated about it, not only because she
didn't want the car, but it's not even here yet.
So be warned, Mom Mary. She's a little off her
(02:41):
rocker to begin with, so if you called her and
told her the cars being delayed even longer, she'll wig out.
This email comes to us from Jennifer. A right, Jennifer's
setting up her mom Mary for the phone tap.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Scary.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He's gonna call Jen's mom Mary from the dealership as
Jennifer listens in, and we warn you, mom Mary loves
a curse.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Hello Mary Peterson, Please Hi, This is Mary Mary Mark Graffrey,
director of sales for it was North Pontiac. How you doing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You ordered the Impulse Blue Black leather gto right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I've been waiting for this car. It better be
good news that it's in. Please.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The car was on its way, yes, uh huh was
on its way. It was in a little bit of
an accident. It rolled off the flatbed.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Don't even tell me about this, hit.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
A tractor trailer in the middle of the turnpike.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is not this is really an insane I'll be
down with my husband. I'm hanging up the phone and
he better get his deposit back and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, actually, that's why I was calling you, to tell
you that deposits are non refundable.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know, it better be refundable. I have to get
an attorney or something. Now, this is good, very good, Kara.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
We could send the car back and when it's all
fixed up and ready to go, I could throw in
some floor mats for you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, no, that ain't gonna that ain't gonna cut it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I could also hook you up with these really cool
monograms mudflaps.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Mud flaps, floor mats.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What else would you like? Some car fresheners with that?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, no, no, sprid this go hire an attorney. I'll
call consume us theirs. I'll let him go buy the
Aspen Mustang. I don't know what the hell he needed
gto for anyway, because he's got to be like mister Nascar.
He's gonna get what the I want now because I've
had it with it all all right, Well, you.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Still have to come down here and take delivery on
this car. And by the way, we're not responsible if
any more of the doors fall off.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do you expect us to take a pieceish that's been
in an accident? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know what, We're just gonna go ahead. We could
charge your account today, or we could send the car
to you in its current form.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You don't think so? You think so? Oh, ma'am, Hello
missus Peterson, you're being downright route this time. No I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm trying to you no yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, oh, just stop it already.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
In the meantime, you could start making your payments on
the vehicle because it does belong.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
To you, over my dead body. You'll take that money.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Out, right, Actually, we are going to take that money out.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh god, I'm getting colaggravated.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What is the matter with you, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Are you matter with me?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You're a little bit looney.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You know, we'll say what Pontiac the main headquarters says,
after I make a report against you too, I'm going
down there tonight to get that two thousand dollars back.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh my god. You guys are crazy. You're really crazy.
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