November 26, 2025 • 5 mins
Steven is not psyched when his wife says his mother-in-law is stuck staying with them longer than planned.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Elvis Durrand's phones happened, Daniel, what's it all about?
Will it comes to us? From Jessica? She says, my
mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Stephen
cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want
you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight
home was canceled and that she has to stay a
lot longer. And she's going to start the call and
then I'm going to hop in later. I was like,
(00:20):
the travel agent, yep.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The evil travel agent.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yep, let's listen to today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Here we go. Heillo, Hey, honey, do you have a second?
I just looked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold.
There's something screw up with the flights or you know,
it's so crazy right now it's going on, and well,
she's they're not going to be able to put her
on a flight till that Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What do you mean to like?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
But it's going to be her week It's not going to.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Be a big deal.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's why I called you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I didn't understand she said it was going to insanely
expense that they were gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Take This is both, This is both?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh forgot?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, I can't what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
For God's sake, I can't know. She's not staying till Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
A little crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
She pulled out a longy board last time. She pushes
my buttons, and she makes these, you know, she has
to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've been
feeding him to the dog for the past few years.
I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your blonde,
you know, just for a little bit of time, but
not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm I'm
(01:36):
being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know she loves them.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
We have fixed the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The toils.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She clocked the toils. That was not her bout.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, please come on home. She be coming out of
her get her out.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Hello, I'm sorry. This is my husband, Stephen. You need
to get him on the line because I wasn't really
curious what you were saying, so could you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I'll explain it so steven. So the problem is
is that your wife had booked your mother in law
on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately
that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best
to find something to accommodate you, guys.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'll get a silence license in less than twenty four
hours and I'll fly this flight.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days after.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So there's not one flight for three days.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
This is not a rast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here,
and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I would say, you're not taking that either.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
My mother in law you've never met me. Okay, okay,
but be a flight. There's got to be a flight.
I mean, we got to get her out in the
evening or afternoon or even six in the morning. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me
a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, I don't want to cry.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, hold on, you are going.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To listen, wrap and even payday in my life, You're
not twelve anymore you are, isn't a matter of twelve
years old?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She pushes my buttons, she starts fights with me, jen I.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Know, rip buttons off. If you don't calm down, we'll
figure this out.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And then
every time she gets here, it goes up.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's
going to cost you a little bit more money. And
I think you said you don't mind that.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred
ball or so, I can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,
and you'd be sending her first class. She would be
relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I think that she could be comfortable, you know, then
she can.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Stay I honestly, honestly, sir, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Let's get her up. Can you put buses?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What's the matter with the boss?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They got comfort beside it?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger, am I.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Right's of a boatswagon? Oh my god, here's the bottom line,
I don't have two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes. So
just discuss the first class issue, because if you were.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Shuttle, ok how about a sling, how about a canon?
How about an artillery show?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're so hilarious.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have
two layovers and she would be staying in the airport
for about two hours at one, and it looks like
about three hours in there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not fine, Okay, No.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's about five to six hours of just sitting around
an airport.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You're okay with the leaving you, I'm okay with it.
She can read a book, she can tell people to
cook sweet potato, she can clock toilet at the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay. So basically I should book that one because you
can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, You've got it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show? What your wife Jessica
just phoned up to.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
God.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Your mother in law is actually going home on that Saturday.
Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh my god, it's Steven.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The sweet potato is really that bad?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I really have been feeding them, Will confesses to our
dog the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with
permission granted by all of art series. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
The Elvis Durrand's phones happened, Daniel, what's it all about?
Will it comes to us? From Jessica? She says, my
mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Stephen
cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want
you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight
home was canceled and that she has to stay a
lot longer. And she's going to start the call and
then I'm going to hop in later. I was like,
(00:20):
the travel agent, yep.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The evil travel agent.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yep, let's listen to today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Here we go. Heillo, Hey, honey, do you have a second?
I just looked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold.
There's something screw up with the flights or you know,
it's so crazy right now it's going on, and well,
she's they're not going to be able to put her
on a flight till that Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What do you mean to like?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
But it's going to be her week It's not going to.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Be a big deal.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's why I called you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I didn't understand she said it was going to insanely
expense that they were gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Take This is both, This is both?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh forgot?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, I can't what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
For God's sake, I can't know. She's not staying till Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
A little crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
She pulled out a longy board last time. She pushes
my buttons, and she makes these, you know, she has
to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've been
feeding him to the dog for the past few years.
I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your blonde,
you know, just for a little bit of time, but
not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm I'm
(01:36):
being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know she loves them.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
We have fixed the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
The toils.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She clocked the toils. That was not her bout.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, please come on home. She be coming out of
her get her out.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Hello, I'm sorry. This is my husband, Stephen. You need
to get him on the line because I wasn't really
curious what you were saying, so could you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I'll explain it so steven. So the problem is
is that your wife had booked your mother in law
on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately
that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best
to find something to accommodate you, guys.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'll get a silence license in less than twenty four
hours and I'll fly this flight.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days after.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So there's not one flight for three days.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
This is not a rast.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here,
and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I would say, you're not taking that either.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
My mother in law you've never met me. Okay, okay,
but be a flight. There's got to be a flight.
I mean, we got to get her out in the
evening or afternoon or even six in the morning. Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me
a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, I don't want to cry.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, hold on, you are going.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To listen, wrap and even payday in my life, You're
not twelve anymore you are, isn't a matter of twelve
years old?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She pushes my buttons, she starts fights with me, jen I.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Know, rip buttons off. If you don't calm down, we'll
figure this out.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And then
every time she gets here, it goes up.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's
going to cost you a little bit more money. And
I think you said you don't mind that.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred
ball or so, I can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,
and you'd be sending her first class. She would be
relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I think that she could be comfortable, you know, then
she can.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Stay I honestly, honestly, sir, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Let's get her up. Can you put buses?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What's the matter with the boss?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
They got comfort beside it?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger, am I.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Right's of a boatswagon? Oh my god, here's the bottom line,
I don't have two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes. So
just discuss the first class issue, because if you were.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Shuttle, ok how about a sling, how about a canon?
How about an artillery show?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're so hilarious.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have
two layovers and she would be staying in the airport
for about two hours at one, and it looks like
about three hours in there.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not fine, Okay, No.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's about five to six hours of just sitting around
an airport.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You're okay with the leaving you, I'm okay with it.
She can read a book, she can tell people to
cook sweet potato, she can clock toilet at the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay. So basically I should book that one because you
can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay, You've got it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show? What your wife Jessica
just phoned up to.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
God.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Your mother in law is actually going home on that Saturday.
Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh my god, it's Steven.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The sweet potato is really that bad?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I really have been feeding them, Will confesses to our
dog the Elvis.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with
permission granted by all of art series. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
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