Jamie hates telemarketers, so of course Skeery has to call as Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Episode Transcript
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,
tap all right into the.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Phone tab Dear Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly
when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She gets so mad.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell
her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Voshynsky.
All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer
(00:40):
to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her
cell phone. Let's listen it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hello, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone.
How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Why are you calling the sumber.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today. Miss.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish
to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,
but I can't do this right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This will only take twenty seconds, Miss.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hello, This is.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Miss You just called me. I asked you not to
call me on my cell phone, and now you're calling
me back. Remove this number from your lip.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
With a pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled
war Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Miss Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an umbrella and
for a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Something.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister
Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas
Memorial Pond.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Well, this is not a recording. Why aren't you listening
to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, can you listen to me? Please?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Miss good, you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled
war Veterans with Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
war veterans.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me. I am on my job.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,
including How the West Was One on DVD? How does
that make you feel?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
receiving them.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
with me You're not dealing with the other person who
answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
your guy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We are a charity whatever, we are, a charitable organization.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, I don't care. This is not charity. You want charity, Winny.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't
be much longer.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Now stop calling.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I want your number and I want your name right.
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Shut.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to
me the hell up?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, don't no again. Do you understand people, or you
will get babel abuse from me. Okay, I'm not going
to call it this nonsense.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think you should bring it. We are talking about
people who served in the line of duty in this
country for you and for me, and stood up for
America and all what it believes in. Hello, this is
mister Michael. I'm I went to Disabled more Veterans Christmas
and oil Fund. Have you changed your mind?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
my minutes, isn't there anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Else you could bother if you'd like, I can bother
Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, by all means bother Kim Bishinsky because.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Kim Boshinsky told us to play a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is Gary Jones. Melvis ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm in the middle of Macy's right now. For some reason,
I thought of her because I tried to call her
while you were calling me. Yes, and I said she
wouldn't do that to me. Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow,
you know what I love.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The phone kept bringing, they kept answering, I love her.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Burden
The Burden is a documentary series that takes listeners into the hidden places where justice is done (and undone). It dives deep into the lives of heroes and villains. And it focuses a spotlight on those who triumph even when the odds are against them. Season 5 - The Burden: Death & Deceit in Alliance On April Fools Day 1999, 26-year-old Yvonne Layne was found murdered in her Alliance, Ohio home. David Thorne, her ex-boyfriend and father of one of her children, was instantly a suspect. Another young man admitted to the murder, and David breathed a sigh of relief, until the confessed murderer fingered David; “He paid me to do it.” David was sentenced to life without parole. Two decades later, Pulitzer winner and podcast host, Maggie Freleng (Bone Valley Season 3: Graves County, Wrongful Conviction, Suave) launched a “live” investigation into David's conviction alongside Jason Baldwin (himself wrongfully convicted as a member of the West Memphis Three). Maggie had come to believe that the entire investigation of David was botched by the tiny local police department, or worse, covered up the real killer. Was Maggie correct? Was David’s claim of innocence credible? In Death and Deceit in Alliance, Maggie recounts the case that launched her career, and ultimately, “broke” her.” The results will shock the listener and reduce Maggie to tears and self-doubt. This is not your typical wrongful conviction story. In fact, it turns the genre on its head. It asks the question: What if our champions are foolish? Season 4 - The Burden: Get the Money and Run “Trying to murder my father, this was the thing that put me on the path.” That’s Joe Loya and that path was bank robbery. Bank, bank, bank, bank, bank. In season 4 of The Burden: Get the Money and Run, we hear from Joe who was once the most prolific bank robber in Southern California, and beyond. He used disguises, body doubles, proxies. He leaped over counters, grabbed the money and ran. Even as the FBI was closing in. It was a showdown between a daring bank robber, and a patient FBI agent. Joe was no ordinary bank robber. He was bright, articulate, charismatic, and driven by a dark rage that he summoned up at will. In seven episodes, Joe tells all: the what, the how… and the why. Including why he tried to murder his father. Season 3 - The Burden: Avenger Miriam Lewin is one of Argentina’s leading journalists today. At 19 years old, she was kidnapped off the streets of Buenos Aires for her political activism and thrown into a concentration camp. Thousands of her fellow inmates were executed, tossed alive from a cargo plane into the ocean. Miriam, along with a handful of others, will survive the camp. Then as a journalist, she will wage a decades long campaign to bring her tormentors to justice. Avenger is about one woman’s triumphant battle against unbelievable odds to survive torture, claim justice for the crimes done against her and others like her, and change the future of her country. Season 2 - The Burden: Empire on Blood Empire on Blood is set in the Bronx, NY, in the early 90s, when two young drug dealers ruled an intersection known as “The Corner on Blood.” The boss, Calvin Buari, lived large. He and a protege swore they would build an empire on blood. Then the relationship frayed and the protege accused Calvin of a double homicide which he claimed he didn’t do. But did he? Award-winning journalist Steve Fishman spent seven years to answer that question. This is the story of one man’s last chance to overturn his life sentence. He may prevail, but someone’s gotta pay. The Burden: Empire on Blood is the director’s cut of the true crime classic which reached #1 on the charts when it was first released half a dozen years ago. Season 1 - The Burden In the 1990s, Detective Louis N. Scarcella was legendary. In a city overrun by violent crime, he cracked the toughest cases and put away the worst criminals. “The Hulk” was his nickname. Then the story changed. Scarcella ran into a group of convicted murderers who all say they are innocent. They turned themselves into jailhouse-lawyers and in prison founded a lway firm. When they realized Scarcella helped put many of them away, they set their sights on taking him down. And with the help of a NY Times reporter they have a chance. For years, Scarcella insisted he did nothing wrong. But that’s all he’d say. Until we tracked Scarcella to a sauna in a Russian bathhouse, where he started to talk..and talk and talk. “The guilty have gone free,” he whispered. And then agreed to take us into the belly of the beast. Welcome to The Burden.