Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 10

Michael Oppenheimer, a fake auto insurance salesman, pushes the wrong buttons with a mom who HATES telemarketers!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phones.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Tappened, Dear Elvis boy, Oh boy, does my mom hate
phone soliciting telemarketers. It'll be a challenge for one of
these people to keep her on the phone. But I
know Michael Oppenheimer would be perfect for the challenge. Please
have Michael Oppenheimer phone tap my mom. This comes to
it from Danielle Fetter. All right, Michael Oppenheimer is making

(00:25):
a call. All right to Danielle's mom. Let's listen in.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, missus feeder please, who's calling? This is mister Michael
Oppenheimer with the regional Incorporator Oorto Win Shwans. How you
doing today, ma'am?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, how did you get my name and my number?
I'm not on I'm on the dude dot call list.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You were given to us from a list I could
tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, I'm gonna do not call this. I don't like
to be solicitous. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Who is mister feederholm?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
He doesn't like to be solicited either, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You may speak with him please.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Uppenheimer with you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You just called me and I really wish you would stop.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm with you. You don't incorporated auto insurance, and we
have special premiums for you today.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I have auto insurance and I want you to stop calling.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, I just wanted to let you know we have Bye. Wait,
wait a second, miss hello. Oh yes, missus Feeder, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
If you don't stop calling me, I'm gonna report you
to the police.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I haven't even asked you any questions yet. Ma'am what
kind of cardio? Own?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's none of your business? Tell me now, I'm gonna
call the police.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Come clean with mister Michael Upenheimer. What kind of cardio?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I am asking you to please stop calling me.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
We have a special rate created just for you today,
missus Peeder, at twenty percent off and your auto insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry, yes, I was on another call. I heard the
beat repeatedly that you kept trying to call me back.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
If you just hear me out for just a second,
I'm trying to be calm here.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I won't call the Better Business Bureau. I am on
a do not solicit list and I do not want
you to call me again. Do you understand me?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
But this is unfair because.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Not asking you I don't care if you think it's unfair,
and can I talk to your supervisor?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I am the supervisor, man.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I you know what, if you call me again, I
will call the miss I was told to call you.
I don't want to. I don't care what you were told.
I'm telling you I don't want to talk to.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You off today. Does that mean anything to.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You, No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
In order for most people to get twenty percent off,
they have to go to a driving glass or get
window etchings. Goodbye, miss. If you can afford me just
a couple of more minutes here, I just want to
introduce this policy to you. My name is mister Michael.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm really losing my temper now I'm hanging up.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Hello, Good afternoon, friend.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I am on the other phone with the police. If
you don't stop calling, I am going to file a report.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
But missus Peeder, you have told us to call, so
I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I tell you to call. My husband did not tell
you to call, and I want you to stop calling me.
You called every five seconds for the last half hour.
I asked you to stop.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Do you own a car, ma'am?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
If you keep calling, I'll put you on the phone
with the cop when he gets here.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Look, nobody does business this way. Nobody would pay you
to call me and harass me.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, but I'm not harassing you, ma'am. I'm just telling
you what.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Business is none of your business. Whether I have a car,
whether I walk, wherever I go, it's it's none of
your business.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's a special preferred rate we have today.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have the rate that I'm happy with. Goodbye. I
don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
There's really no need to get crazy because this is
a phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh my god, is this really the one.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Daniel ash us to play a phone tap?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You're pretty good. I did call the police. I really
did

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Tap