October 8, 2025 • 36 mins
WEDNESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness struggling with current mens shorts trends? It's a wild ride with Amber Nova and her latest conspiracy takes. Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, so quickly before we do the King of Denmark.
This just came out this morning. It seems that Dolly
Parton's sister is walking everything back and she says, hey,
I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to scare anybody. It's
just that my sister has been sick and I just
wanted I just believe in prayer. She's fine. People are overreacting.
She's saying, I'm a little she's your fault, lady, she's
a little bit under the weather. I simply ask for
(00:36):
prayers because I believe so strongly in prayer and the
power of prayer, and I love my sister. And but
she's there's nothing really to worry about. So she's calling
about we don't have to worry about Dolly dying anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Uh so fro the reports she was dealing with kidney stones.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, well then you know you could use prayers for
kidney stones.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, they hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You, So she can still use the prayers. But she's
not on death store, so don't worry about dollar. That's
how maybe he's from though, the way that she worded that. Yeah,
she's a sister and she's not in the media, and
she just you know, you know anyway, that's why you
run it by somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, you're right. Uh, you run it by someone like
Amber Nova and say, I ever read this.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Really good advice?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know you do?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You do.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm a very caring, a thoughtful person. I would say, well,
if you're going to put that out there, you know
you might get you might worry some people.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, you get good guys like monkey see monkey do.
They're perfect advice. Now let's over for the King of
Denmark rights make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
And boom boom away by.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Daily proclamation, sting the lefts.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
All the way?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
All here? In my ears? Are just weeny weener weeny
And I'm like all the time, just sitting here right
walking around.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're just walking around all day long. And that's what
you hear talking to you.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, sounds like a personal problem for me. It sounds
like got.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Weeners on the saying I'm only you know, non weeny
person right in the room.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's not true, that's not prove it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What No, I'm not going down at conspiracy. Have you
heard that one? Not about me? Never mind?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, save it, save it, save it?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Say hey, amor can you define a woman for me
real quick. Uh proclamation.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Proclamation is, uh, I've let my wife not today, not today,
but I've I've handed over my uh my wardrobe choices over.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To my wife. I've said.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I told her this last night because the other day
I went, I went to a target and I bought
some like some some shirts that like I normally wouldn't buy,
but I know my wife would like them because she, uh,
she's brought it up before, and they're like they're like
knitted like kind of like sweatery polo shirts.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't enjoy them.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wore yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, that kind of that style of shirt. It's like
a thing. I don't keep up with fashion. I wear
loud Roosevelt shirts.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I like them.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But I do like the compliments that I get from
my wife that she gives me when I wear the
stuff that she picks out right, Like it makes me
feel special, like a special boy. So I enjoy a
special and she does keep up with fashion. My my
wife is very well dressed, like she she follows like
you know, these Instagram channels and does all this stuff
(03:55):
to like look nice, and she dresses appropriately for her
age and profession whatnot. I'm very impressed with how well
she does it. So we were going over stuff last
night because I'm like, I'm like, I don't even know
what to do, Like Google, like how literally Google like
how do men dress in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
There's a lot of options.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's insane to me. But go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Look, you're a stylish guy, naturally, Okay, you don't have
the same problem that I do.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's hard work, rhyme.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It does seem like it's hard work. It doesn't come
naturally to me. I want to just wear this. If
I could, I would do the Steve jobs and wear
the exact same outfit every single day.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But people think you're weird when you do that when
you're poor. So I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
And there's a lot of fashion trends out there for
dudes that I just don't agree with. I'm not gonna
get a pern haircut. I already talked about the long socks,
but there's one that she's like, she's's kind of about it,
and it's like my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Ooh, is it the mustache?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You know the guys that are doing just that, like
firefighter mustache. All the young boys be doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All the young boys do be doing it, doing it.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, there's a trend among men out there right now
that is like in the fashion world for dudes to
wear like houchi mama shorts.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
And my wife's like, I have a thing about my
legs already. I think I have like terrible legs. I
always thought about since I.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Was a child.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You skip, you always skip leg day, right.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, they're skinny man and I and I do leg day,
but they the only part of my body that will
never grow is my legs.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I can't. I can't make them do anything. And she's like,
you should.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Get some like you should wear some like shorter shorts though,
And she starts showing me in her Instagram all these
like dudes not men that she likes. She's like, I
like your legs. You should, you know you should? You
should show off your legs more boy. And these short, buddy,
these shorts are short, These shorts are short, and swim trunks.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
They're calling it thigh gay Summer, just to give you
an idea.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Five gay summer.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
These are all straight dudes.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
No, no, but that's that's the like this fashion trend.
It has been very popular in the gay community forever,
and it's just now dudes are wearing it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And I know straight men that have done this. Yeah,
if they have muscular legs and they.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Wear little shorts, and there's nothing wrong with saying, hey, babe,
I understand that's cool looking whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But that's a young man's game and I'm an old,
fat guy.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
The hard part is like, like, no matter what happens
to me, like in my life, in my head, no
matter what, I am always a cool skater kid from
the nineties. In my brain, I like, I'll never wear
pants at the proper height on my waist because like
I was, I was just used to wear like baggy
Jinco jeans And if my I would prefer my shorts
(06:52):
to be down past my knees if I'm wearing shorts,
and they would generally be big shorts. So it's a
big it's a big shift mentally for me to try
on tiny shorts.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But where does she want you to wear these?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Like out about as we strolled through the town walking
the dog, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The parliament hose.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh well, I.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Mean you get arrested, bro, Yeah, but okay, so but
you see a guy in short shorts right, and you're like,
you're like, hell, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Okay, So I dated a guy who was very like
he had muscular legs and he wore some but it
was like out summer clothes. It was. I mean, so,
I don't know, would.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You find Ryan Holme sexy if he had on.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I like, there's a version of me because she's right, Like,
because I've seen some of these dudes out in about and.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
They're confident, they're comfy, but they.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Got like muscley legs, and I'm like, hey, dude, ladies
like big muscley legs with short shorts looking like a
he Man character.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I think it has to do with your entire body.
To be honest, I think you're he looks proportionate. I
don't know. I can't really remember what your legs look like, but.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I need you to remember what my legs look like.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I've been your house like a pool party, and your
legs look proportionate. So I don't think it's a big deal. Okay,
I see what shorts you're talking about, these guys wearing. Yeah,
I've seen plenty of guys wearing them, as long as
it's not inappropriate and nothing's hanging out. I don't see
a problem with.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It, See, I bit do because I grew up as
a child in the you know, in the nineties, late eighties,
and I remember like my mom's friends coming over and
they had like like dudes would wear like Daisy Duke shorts,
like kind of like a redneck dude would wear some
short denim shorts. Now that just is that is just
(08:42):
those are cutoffs, right, yeah, yeah, they're cut off inappropriate
cut off, inappropriate cutoff because I saw a lot of
man ball like out of one.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Side of him sometimes as a kid.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
So that's what I always think of and why I
would never wear little shorts shorts.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
You got to live in your life by this rule.
What would James Bond wear?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I think he would wear short shorts.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Not like the ones that you just showed.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
If he's out in the back.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, no, no, not like.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But those are appropriate. Those are a ten inch in
seam right there. Those are pretty short.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So I think I see what Angel is saying, especially
if if the short the seam of the leg, the
hem or the hem of it, like it's snug on
your leg and it's not riding up you know how
the guys have those underneath extra protectant whatever in their
swimsuits to keep things hanging out that little like it
needs to.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Cut it out, it needs.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
To grip the leg. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
There's a lot of people text the ladies they love
the short shorts.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't don't really.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Carry either way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I think I like my guy to where normal height
shorts like to your knees or a little higher is
not a big deal, but not that high up that
it looks like tiny booty shorts. Yeah, that's not that's
not attractive.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I look at my knees like they're my nipples, like
I kind of want them covered.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And if you can see my oh weird, Like I
feel like I'm exposed. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I know someone else that's just like, yeah, like you
and it's weird.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I can tell you why. Welcome, Welcome to my life.
Piedmont Lake Middle School PE class. Okay, I'm in sixth grade.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think, oh gosh, and I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
You had to dress out for PE, you know, like
I had to change so like, oh no, I got like,
you know, that's the sports outfit that's like of no team,
but it basically might as well just say sports on it, uh.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And I go out. I'm real proud of my new outfit.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
That I got. I think it's like the first or
second day of school and I go.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I go out there very confident.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm ready to go fat little six year sixth grade
me because I was a fat kid in middle school.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
And this kid, this, this this kid just goes.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Hey, nice knees and he just walked away red free
in my brain for the next like forever.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The first the first brew bus that we went on,
Ryan had just gotten hired at the radio station and
I had not start picking on him yet, like you know, like.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A He was like, Oh, I'm so glad you're here,
you know, not start picking on you.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And so we get on the first brubus and I
started talking to him a little bit like okay, I
gotta buy stuff to pick on him about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So I say, what is it that you know really
really bothers you? Ryan? And He's like, mamn, bro, like
I hate my legs. I hate when somebody picks on
my legs. And I'm sitting there thinking, why are you
telling me this?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Because he trusted, Yeah, I trusted as a friend co worker.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I what a tough way to learn that lesson?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What is up with men being like okay, well men
like you because it's not a lot of them out
there you don't know about. But there's what is what?
And you have good looking legs. Your legs are not unattractive.
It's proportioned to your body. What makes it so like,
oh gosh, what is the deal?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I don't know. I really don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
But like, I'll not check out other dude's legs, but
I'll look at their legs, especially if they're in shorts,
and I'm like, how is this man so confident where
his legs out?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'll never think about legs.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You know, he's got good legs, ross pat He's got
like some tree trunky kind of legs like those.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It like, you're weirdo, man, you're looking at that dude's legs. Yeah,
how are angels legs?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
He always wears pants. I've never seen Holy I was cursed.
I've never seen angel and shorts.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Talk about.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
At the pool part he was swimming with him, his
body was.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Half below the water most of the time.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I don't have to walk into your pool, dude. I
wore shorts over there.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't want to bring it up, but he's got
great legs.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You know who uh has got a leg to stand
on as far as mortgages, Hey, you're rough?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Are you got a leg out?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Savage tried to say a leg up? Okay, it was
that was her ingrewus.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Uh, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
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Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, her brain.
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That's a smell.
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Speaker 3 (13:30):
And so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So when we come back. Just so you know, she's
got hundreds of these.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But we'll find out what Amber Noova's conspiracy theories are
today when we come back.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
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(14:34):
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No, you do have to dress you don't.
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Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now it's time for Ambernova and her conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Put it in gear, girl, put it in gear.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I like it driving a crazy town.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Drive. It's a crazy town.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Let's do it daily. Drive with Ambernova with them crazy
down to your conspiracy theories that the internet does believe.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Now you believe most of them as well?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No, I wouldn't say I believe most of them. However,
I definitely don't believe most of them.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're just gonna be disingenuous, is that what we're going
to do?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like, give me an example of when you don't believe.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
In How about the one we're going to talk about? Okay,
you know there's no there's some people believe in this.
Uh huh, So the Earth, the Earth. Look at this apple.
It's a globe, right, it's a sphere. A lot of
people don't think that this globe is spinning with water
(15:44):
attached to it, floating thousands of miles and then flying
through space thousands of miles super fast, while rotating, while
spinning around the Sun. While doing all of this, and
yet when you look up in the sky, the north starts.
I believe it's in the North Star's name stays exactly
the same every night. People believe that the Earth is flat. Now,
(16:09):
I watched some videos on their theories, and they dig deep.
They also so if the Earth is flat, when you
look out to the horizon, it always looks flat. We
look up in the night sky, the stars are always
the same. You're not changing it. We're traveling through space
sprinning like this, like they say, oh, and they say,
it's six sixty six point six thousand, one hundred miles
(16:33):
per hour, odd name, odd number, that is right?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Why created that?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Why is that number? Six? Six six? Huh? Why is
that number? Five?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't know, just you know, evil people that maybe
control the world. They say, what people say?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What people control the world. Now, what's the significance of
that number?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Well, the elites, the freemasons, and these these conspiracy theorists
have also said they believe that NASA actually means to
deceive in another language, and that NASA was just created
to what language is that money launder?
Speaker 9 (17:09):
Okay, so NASA yep, it's all bs.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And what really people think is the earth is a firmament.
Like in the Bible it states it's a firmament. It
is like a dome. It's a flat surface with a
dome over it. And so they're shooting rockets up trying
to blast through the firmament, but they can't because that's
how you get to heaven and the and the gods
and all the mythology and all of that. It's above us.
(17:36):
You look up in the night sky, like they would
always say, look up to the stars, those are where
the gods are. So people, these flat earthers, believe that
we live in a firmament like it states in the Bible.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What do you believe me?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'm curious of what. I'm wanting to know what Amber
Nova believes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
She's not sure. She thinks a lot of things out
there are possible. I'm gonna be honest, I'm a very
open minded person. You don't know what happens when you die, well,
you don't know what happens when you leave Earth. You
don't know if we're actually in a firmament like the
Bible says, yeah, I can.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I mean, I've been in a plane at thirty five
thousand feet.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I've seen the curvature of the Earth.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That's a fabulous statement that you just said. So the
curvature of the Earth. So the Earth's curve is said
to be eight inches per mile squared. And a woman
did a study where she took a leveler on a plane.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Who's this woman?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I'd have to get her name off of the video.
She got the leveler on the plane. Hang on, huh,
now if she did this, now if the plane is
traveling five hundred miles per hour whatever, and it's supposed
to curvature right the nose, so if you're going around
the globe, the plane would kind of curve going around
the globe or because but it doesn't. It just stays
(18:49):
blast flat. So to stay to saay level with the
curve and not a curve drop. And there's been some
air navigators and pilots that have tried to test the
theory in questioned if the Earth really is flat the
air navigators do there there's some people out there. I've
seen some videos of these the arrogator. Yes, yes, irrogators.
(19:10):
So if the Earth is not a sphere and say
dome shape like the Bible says, that would mean the Bible.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Says it's a dome shape. Huh.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
A firmament is actually a lot so a firmament, which
would mean when you look up in the sky you
see the sun and you see the moon, the sun
in the moon is rotating above the firmament, which creates
night and day and time zone. So people believe that's
why we came up with the time zone.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, we had to right right right, Okay, but you're.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Not spinning through space thousands and thousands and thousands of miles.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's all spinning around us.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We're a firmament. We look up and the Sun and
the Moon is rotating with each other above us. This,
this is what I have been researching some I needed
a topic. Okay, I needed a topic, guys son theory topic.
The big one is flat Earth.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Flat Earth.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Space is made up to money launder. We live in
a firmament like the.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Bible, stay the money laundering.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
So NASA, is that you said a word that it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Means to deceite?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
What language?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I don't want to say the language? I don't want
that smoke. There's a lot going on with TikTok and
you can't use the juice emoji anymore?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What's the juice emoji?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
There's a lot going on with just why would one
not be able to use the juice emoji?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Because they're questioning things that I love juice.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
What's all withe?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I have fruit juice, I love juice stew.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
But TikTok is banning people from using the juice emoji.
But I'm not sure if that has to do with NASA.
That might be something else for another week.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Huhsed I just.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Means money laundering.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, they say NASA in another uh language, like the
conspiracy theory people.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Follow.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
That's all it means to deceive in Spanish.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, in wrench.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Old old old language, Hebrew.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Maybe maybe it's that one.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, Hebrew, NASA means what.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Now. These are just videos that I have seen and
watched on conspiracy theories, and they needed a conspiracy theory
to talk about this week. One is that the Earth
is not a globe. It is a firmament. And behind
the ice wall of Antarctica they're forbidden hidden land that
they hide from you of other resources.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The ice wall again.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, so that's something of the whole firmament and the
worth being flat and how when you travel, I don't know,
it takes eighteen hours or that's many hours when you
travel the map that you see a plane going across
the ocean in the Atlantic, they're really not They're having
to circle a flat surface. They're not traveling over a globe.
(22:00):
They're actually like I'm just looking I'm just looking up research,
but I'm just feel.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Like my brain's on fire.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm just saying, when you when you listen to some
of these conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You think they can be true, make sense, they make sense.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
They are. They really fight hard on these things and
they are quite interesting their point of view. I mean the.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Stars physics or first of all, amber the stars do
one percent move. If you look at old maps from
the Egyptian times where they have star maps, their stars
are in different spots because stars move and over time.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
He doesn't believe. It's just completely dismissed you.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, I'm I'm listening, I'm open. I just needed a
conspiracy topic. And I was looking up some videos on
the flat earthers.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
When at work on a flat earth, the way they do. Uh,
there's this is why YouTube needs to be deleted immediately,
because it's just so I don't and and I don't
get what it helps. And I've talked when I had
my podcast, I talked to a very famous quote unquote
flat earther and my quote.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
To him was like what was his name? Exactly who
you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
And my whole point was like, what does it matter
to you on a Wednesday afternoon if the world is
flat and they've been lying the whole.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Time, Well, it does nothing, It means nothing if it is.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It actually doesn't because there's nothing I can do about
it and whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Kind of like the segment.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But I needed some conspiracy to talk about, and I
know Ryan brought up flat earthing last last week, so
I was like, well, let's let's talk about it for you.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
What's the what's the percentage chance that the Earth is flat?
What's what percentage you give it?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't know, Well give me a percent on that flat?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah? Yeah? How much do you believe that it could
be flat?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I believe just as much as like you don't know
what happens when you die, or if you what happens
out in space. It's a fifty to fifty. You don't
know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Fifty fifty the.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Earth is flat, a dome shape?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I'm right now, the globe.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I mean, who knows?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
We heard it here? First fifty chance the world's flat?
What was the one.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Earlier today they said we were talking about planes taking off?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You said you had one for that? What? What? What was
that one? I been thinking about that morning?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I think that was just misinformation. I'm really so talking
to this guy once and he was on a flight
and the flight just knows dives and They want everyone
to put their chairs up straight and buckling, obviously to
protect for impact. He said. The flight attendant told him
it's so that when you crash and you nose dive
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into the ground, it's so that your neck will snap
faster and you'll die your easier death. He told me that.
I was like, you are crazy, man. You must be
drinking too much.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And there you go, there's your conspiracy guy. Crazy.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I don't believe these conspiracy theater I'm talking about, but
I'm saying it is a fun, interesting little dive. Go
and do watching you.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Think if the Earth is flat, do you think it
could it could change and become round like a dome.
There's things that start off flat and then become round
like a dome.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So you think it's basically like a snow globe with that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
That's what people say. I'm not saying I think that, what.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Do you think.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Dome?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
This is your segment.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
People believe it's like a globe. So it is maybe
circle and it's round, but you have the ferment over
it to where you can't actually go to space. And
that's why you see all these messed up videos where
NASA is just in a green screen room. You always
see these messed up images and videos where they kind
of mess up, Oh we went to space or I mean,
I definitely don't think the first moonlanding ever happened. They've
(25:43):
been so many videos of the actual people going, yeah,
the moonlanding didn't happen. It would have been scared if
we didn't. The actual people working for NASA even.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Admitted that space.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
There's so many videos. Maybe they had to mention they
were just going crazy on these videos.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Can you tell me more about the Freemasons and the
New World Order?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
What about it?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm just curious, Well what what? What?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
What your feelings are about the Freemasons and the New
World Order? Well, I think what significance they were playing
with all the things that are happening today.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I guess they started, you know what, the Central baking
in nineteen thirties, they.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Did, hold every one. Let's save that for next week.
Freemasons is a whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
So we're on flat Earth right now. Angel, you got
something going next week. Let's talk about.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
There you go? Is there space?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is there like empty space?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I don't know, I haven't been there.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Where do you think it would be?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Where does space go?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think that the reason I think it's in your head.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
There the conspiracy theoriods.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Up.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We gotta go to break thirty.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
It's so that you think that you're so insignificant, then
you won't believe in God because we're just on this
planet that revolves in all these other life forms and
all these other plants. They want you to feel insignific,
get to maybe not believe in these things that are
like that. So they that is what they say online
the conspiracy theories. I'm just you know, reporting back to
you guys with this week's conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Put it in part, could it all right, we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
We're play your hot takes and your there you go.
There's out of the brain of Ambernova come a lot.
I think she believes those, Uh, we'll play your hot
takes when we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening
to the March of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
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Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well more compared conspiracy theories next week on The Monsters
of the Morning.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
You guys are asking for it, and I'm gonna come
in hot. I'll find another one next week and I'll
come in and we'll talk about another one you believe.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, I want to hear where you believe.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
You guys can send me some ideas, you know, you
can let me know. Hey, I think about this one.
I would like to hear what you guys believe.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, people want to know if you believe it. Don't
answer now if you believe in dinosaurs?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
They also uh with a whole bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You got all kinds of conspiracy things you can cover
uh for next week.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Welcome back. I'm rustling along with u.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Uh who killed the dinosaurs?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Amber was the don't ask her now?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Don't ask her down and knock it off with that.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The little blow it all this week?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Do we have any hot takes? What we do?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
If you want to be a part of the show,
uh and talk your way onto the Evil Empires controlled
by the stone Mason. Uh, you can do that by
using the iHeart Radio app and use the dog pack
function and you will hear yourself on the monsters after
this hot take sung by juice emojis.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's on TikTok. You're getting flagged for it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I got a dead body laying behind my car.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh my gosh, dropped off his scarecrow and.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It looks like, oh my god, I told you that's
going to scare people in the parking lot. Looks like
like it fell out of your trunk and it's just
right in front of your trunk.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Looks like a gean drop off a body.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay, I'm sure nobody has anything to say about anything
that just happened. Nothing bad, there's there's nothing bad. Mean, Ryan, Uh,
here's a here's a hot here's a conspiracy for you.
Amber hot take.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
The Amber is another conspiracy serie.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
If you sleep with a local truck driver, you've become
a better wrestler.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Why that's that's that's the the conspiracy sleep if you
sleep with the local truck driver wrestler.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, that's fact.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Hot take.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That was funny, dude. Good morning guys. Jeffy C.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
From Orlando. There is no way Amber is a real person.
She's got to be like an Ai. That Ryan's over
there controlling nobody. Is that special?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yes, yes, he's real.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I have many layers to me, like a beautiful onion,
and I'm an onion.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That's what ladies like to be called.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I've never in my whole entire life heard of a
woman referred to herself as an onion.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
An onion. I'm more like a rose petal, like a
rose has petals.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, okay, you're recording an ogre before, but.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, that front Shrek, you are correct.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You got a quote an Ogre. Just let us know
hot egg.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
On the hot crazy scale, Amber just went down to
like a four.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, I thought that was good.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
She's still hot crazy, I mean good crazy.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
What he's saying is you're crazy. Is that weigh and
you're hot? Oh so it's bringing you down.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Just talking about other people believe.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, other people believe people people are saying ye, I
studied it and read all of it.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
People say the world spins around like a draidle doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
No, I didn't say the world spins, I said the
sun and the moon spin above it segment.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, hold yourself up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Top of the Morning Boys born from Jacksonville.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
After listening to Amber's conspiracy theory segment.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I think I realized why her parents put her and real.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
And something back in the day that was lace with something.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Then to start talking about.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Aliens and NASA, and her dad said, you're going to rehab.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Dude, here's your bottle of juice.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Go to him, don't take juice.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
If Amber hears the way she articulates, it's a wonder
she's even adjacent to any topic at all. Ever, brain hurts.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
We should apologize. I mean, we should applaud her for
being adjacent most.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Of the time. My brain is definitely on fire. What
the hell is she talking about?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Okay, uh, hot take.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Good morning monsters.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
This is the first time I've sent one of these,
but I had to respond to Amber. Amber, you can
prove the Earth is sphericle just by looking outside at
sunset and sunrise. Neither one of those work on the
flat Earth.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Model solved, now I know.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
And that's what's so crazy is the flat earther say
doesn't work on a sphere. And do you guys really
go back to back with this stuff? I just needed
a topic, Hot beg.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Hey, good morning, monsters. This is Laura and I have
a riddle for Amber. I hope you can use this
on the air. What did one saggy boob say to
the other?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I don't know. Oh, I thought you were going to
give you the answer.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
Hey, if we don't get some support around here, people
are going to think we're not.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Bye you guys get it. It's kind of gross, but.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Hot egg.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Welco.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So Russ, you seriously called pizza crust the pizza.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Bones, and I knew what you meant, but good god, man.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, a lot of people reacted to you just calling them.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I'm wild, I'm crazy. I call them bones. I'm wild,
crazy man.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
You know, pizzas aren't even round either.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
It's weird that they're in the shape of I don't
know a yamaka hot.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I'm gonna throw something at you. Stop ye.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
She is hit him right in the face with a packet.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I used to throw a packet ketchup.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Hat threw ketchup at my face because I.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Told you, I don't want people thinking I'm like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
The next take tak.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
You know Ryan.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You know I'm Ryan's mom's cat.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
You know, don't don't I don't step on my gig,
don't mess up my timing.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Ryan, You'll be next.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay, thank you. I just like that. That was a
grown man pretending to be a cat. Right all right, Uh,
let's see doo doop do stupid do uh hot take?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I n a you geez you.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are all I knew.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
It inaugural thank you Tample.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The way you were trying to spell it made me
question everything.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Those are the hot takes.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Everything you want ever knew?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, there you go, there's your hot take. Thank you there.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Remember next week we're going to be out at the
kickoff the Bike week at Dayton and Harley Davidson.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We're all gonna be there. Come out and say hello.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
If you want to make a scarecrow, drop it off
in Mount Dora. You can be a part of the
parade of Scarecrows and uh support your business, your organization,
whatever you want to support.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
And there's still tickets available.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
For the Monster Brewbus, which is gonna be October the
twenty fifth. For all that information, go to real radiomasters
dot com. That's real Radiomonsters dot com to get all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Amber what you.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Got follow my social media, Amber Nova seventy three in
real Radio one off four one, Angel.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Amy on media platform's official Angel Email me Angel at
rodd dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And right check out my Amber Nova's spelling Bee where
the word is conspiracy, It's spelled Jay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
If you're right after the Monsers, then three o'clock is
Jim Kolbert Show. We're back tomorrow for a week in
need to do our thing from Angel Amber and right No,
the leader is messed up, Merryman and one loons hold.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
On well to thank you so much for listening. We
gotta go. We gotta have upbout here swirls
Hey, so quickly before we do the King of Denmark.
This just came out this morning. It seems that Dolly
Parton's sister is walking everything back and she says, hey,
I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to scare anybody. It's
just that my sister has been sick and I just
wanted I just believe in prayer. She's fine. People are overreacting.
She's saying, I'm a little she's your fault, lady, she's
a little bit under the weather. I simply ask for
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prayers because I believe so strongly in prayer and the
power of prayer, and I love my sister. And but
she's there's nothing really to worry about. So she's calling
about we don't have to worry about Dolly dying anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Uh so fro the reports she was dealing with kidney stones.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, well then you know you could use prayers for
kidney stones.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, they hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You, So she can still use the prayers. But she's
not on death store, so don't worry about dollar. That's
how maybe he's from though, the way that she worded that. Yeah,
she's a sister and she's not in the media, and
she just you know, you know anyway, that's why you
run it by somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, you're right. Uh, you run it by someone like
Amber Nova and say, I ever read this.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Really good advice?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know you do?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You do.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm a very caring, a thoughtful person. I would say, well,
if you're going to put that out there, you know
you might get you might worry some people.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, you get good guys like monkey see monkey do.
They're perfect advice. Now let's over for the King of
Denmark rights make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
And boom boom away by.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Daily proclamation, sting the lefts.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
All the way?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
All here? In my ears? Are just weeny weener weeny
And I'm like all the time, just sitting here right
walking around.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're just walking around all day long. And that's what
you hear talking to you.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, sounds like a personal problem for me. It sounds
like got.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Weeners on the saying I'm only you know, non weeny
person right in the room.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That's not true, that's not prove it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What No, I'm not going down at conspiracy. Have you
heard that one? Not about me? Never mind?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, save it, save it, save it?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Say hey, amor can you define a woman for me
real quick. Uh proclamation.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Proclamation is, uh, I've let my wife not today, not today,
but I've I've handed over my uh my wardrobe choices over.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
To my wife. I've said.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I told her this last night because the other day
I went, I went to a target and I bought
some like some some shirts that like I normally wouldn't buy,
but I know my wife would like them because she, uh,
she's brought it up before, and they're like they're like
knitted like kind of like sweatery polo shirts.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't enjoy them.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Wore yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, that kind of that style of shirt. It's like
a thing. I don't keep up with fashion. I wear
loud Roosevelt shirts.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I like them.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But I do like the compliments that I get from
my wife that she gives me when I wear the
stuff that she picks out right, Like it makes me
feel special, like a special boy. So I enjoy a
special and she does keep up with fashion. My my
wife is very well dressed, like she she follows like
you know, these Instagram channels and does all this stuff
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to like look nice, and she dresses appropriately for her
age and profession whatnot. I'm very impressed with how well
she does it. So we were going over stuff last
night because I'm like, I'm like, I don't even know
what to do, Like Google, like how literally Google like
how do men dress in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
There's a lot of options.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's insane to me. But go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Look, you're a stylish guy, naturally, Okay, you don't have
the same problem that I do.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's hard work, rhyme.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
It does seem like it's hard work. It doesn't come
naturally to me. I want to just wear this. If
I could, I would do the Steve jobs and wear
the exact same outfit every single day.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But people think you're weird when you do that when
you're poor. So I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
And there's a lot of fashion trends out there for
dudes that I just don't agree with. I'm not gonna
get a pern haircut. I already talked about the long socks,
but there's one that she's like, she's's kind of about it,
and it's like my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Ooh, is it the mustache?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You know the guys that are doing just that, like
firefighter mustache. All the young boys be doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All the young boys do be doing it, doing it.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, there's a trend among men out there right now
that is like in the fashion world for dudes to
wear like houchi mama shorts.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
And my wife's like, I have a thing about my
legs already. I think I have like terrible legs. I
always thought about since I.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Was a child.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You skip, you always skip leg day, right.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah, they're skinny man and I and I do leg day,
but they the only part of my body that will
never grow is my legs.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I can't. I can't make them do anything. And she's like,
you should.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Get some like you should wear some like shorter shorts though,
And she starts showing me in her Instagram all these
like dudes not men that she likes. She's like, I
like your legs. You should, you know you should? You
should show off your legs more boy. And these short, buddy,
these shorts are short, These shorts are short, and swim trunks.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
They're calling it thigh gay Summer, just to give you
an idea.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Five gay summer.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
These are all straight dudes.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
No, no, but that's that's the like this fashion trend.
It has been very popular in the gay community forever,
and it's just now dudes are wearing it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And I know straight men that have done this. Yeah,
if they have muscular legs and they.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Wear little shorts, and there's nothing wrong with saying, hey, babe,
I understand that's cool looking whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
But that's a young man's game and I'm an old,
fat guy.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
The hard part is like, like, no matter what happens
to me, like in my life, in my head, no
matter what, I am always a cool skater kid from
the nineties. In my brain, I like, I'll never wear
pants at the proper height on my waist because like
I was, I was just used to wear like baggy
Jinco jeans And if my I would prefer my shorts
(06:52):
to be down past my knees if I'm wearing shorts,
and they would generally be big shorts. So it's a
big it's a big shift mentally for me to try
on tiny shorts.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But where does she want you to wear these?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Like out about as we strolled through the town walking
the dog, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The parliament hose.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh well, I.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Mean you get arrested, bro, Yeah, but okay, so but
you see a guy in short shorts right, and you're like,
you're like, hell, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Okay, So I dated a guy who was very like
he had muscular legs and he wore some but it
was like out summer clothes. It was. I mean, so,
I don't know, would.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You find Ryan Holme sexy if he had on.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I like, there's a version of me because she's right, Like,
because I've seen some of these dudes out in about and.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
They're confident, they're comfy, but they.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Got like muscley legs, and I'm like, hey, dude, ladies
like big muscley legs with short shorts looking like a
he Man character.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I think it has to do with your entire body.
To be honest, I think you're he looks proportionate. I
don't know. I can't really remember what your legs look like, but.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I need you to remember what my legs look like.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I've been your house like a pool party, and your
legs look proportionate. So I don't think it's a big deal. Okay,
I see what shorts you're talking about, these guys wearing. Yeah,
I've seen plenty of guys wearing them, as long as
it's not inappropriate and nothing's hanging out. I don't see
a problem with.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It, See, I bit do because I grew up as
a child in the you know, in the nineties, late eighties,
and I remember like my mom's friends coming over and
they had like like dudes would wear like Daisy Duke shorts,
like kind of like a redneck dude would wear some
short denim shorts. Now that just is that is just
(08:42):
those are cutoffs, right, yeah, yeah, they're cut off inappropriate
cut off, inappropriate cutoff because I saw a lot of
man ball like out of one.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Side of him sometimes as a kid.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
So that's what I always think of and why I
would never wear little shorts shorts.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
You got to live in your life by this rule.
What would James Bond wear?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I think he would wear short shorts.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Not like the ones that you just showed.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
If he's out in the back.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, no, no, not like.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But those are appropriate. Those are a ten inch in
seam right there. Those are pretty short.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
So I think I see what Angel is saying, especially
if if the short the seam of the leg, the
hem or the hem of it, like it's snug on
your leg and it's not riding up you know how
the guys have those underneath extra protectant whatever in their
swimsuits to keep things hanging out that little like it
needs to.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Cut it out, it needs.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
To grip the leg. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
There's a lot of people text the ladies they love
the short shorts.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't don't really.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Carry either way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I think I like my guy to where normal height
shorts like to your knees or a little higher is
not a big deal, but not that high up that
it looks like tiny booty shorts. Yeah, that's not that's
not attractive.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I look at my knees like they're my nipples, like
I kind of want them covered.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And if you can see my oh weird, Like I
feel like I'm exposed. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I know someone else that's just like, yeah, like you
and it's weird.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I can tell you why. Welcome, Welcome to my life.
Piedmont Lake Middle School PE class. Okay, I'm in sixth grade.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think, oh gosh, and I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
You had to dress out for PE, you know, like
I had to change so like, oh no, I got like,
you know, that's the sports outfit that's like of no team,
but it basically might as well just say sports on it, uh.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And I go out. I'm real proud of my new outfit.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
That I got. I think it's like the first or
second day of school and I go.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I go out there very confident.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I'm ready to go fat little six year sixth grade
me because I was a fat kid in middle school.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
And this kid, this, this this kid just goes.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Hey, nice knees and he just walked away red free
in my brain for the next like forever.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The first the first brew bus that we went on,
Ryan had just gotten hired at the radio station and
I had not start picking on him yet, like you know, like.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A He was like, Oh, I'm so glad you're here,
you know, not start picking on you.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And so we get on the first brubus and I
started talking to him a little bit like okay, I
gotta buy stuff to pick on him about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So I say, what is it that you know really
really bothers you? Ryan? And He's like, mamn, bro, like
I hate my legs. I hate when somebody picks on
my legs. And I'm sitting there thinking, why are you
telling me this?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Because he trusted, Yeah, I trusted as a friend co worker.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I what a tough way to learn that lesson?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What is up with men being like okay, well men
like you because it's not a lot of them out
there you don't know about. But there's what is what?
And you have good looking legs. Your legs are not unattractive.
It's proportioned to your body. What makes it so like,
oh gosh, what is the deal?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I don't know. I really don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
But like, I'll not check out other dude's legs, but
I'll look at their legs, especially if they're in shorts,
and I'm like, how is this man so confident where
his legs out?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'll never think about legs.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
You know, he's got good legs, ross pat He's got
like some tree trunky kind of legs like those.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It like, you're weirdo, man, you're looking at that dude's legs. Yeah,
how are angels legs?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
He always wears pants. I've never seen Holy I was cursed.
I've never seen angel and shorts.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Talk about.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
At the pool part he was swimming with him, his
body was.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Half below the water most of the time.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I don't have to walk into your pool, dude. I
wore shorts over there.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't want to bring it up, but he's got
great legs.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You know who uh has got a leg to stand
on as far as mortgages, Hey, you're rough?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Are you got a leg out?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Savage tried to say a leg up? Okay, it was
that was her ingrewus.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Uh, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Remember earlier her brain was burning.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, her brain.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That's a smell.
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Speaker 3 (13:30):
And so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So when we come back. Just so you know, she's
got hundreds of these.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But we'll find out what Amber Noova's conspiracy theories are
today when we come back.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Buckle up, boys, you're listening to the Mouch of the Morning.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
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(14:34):
and look, you pay your money. You can do what
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Speaker 3 (14:36):
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Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's a reason not to dress up.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now it's time for Ambernova and her conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Put it in gear, girl, put it in gear.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I like it driving a crazy town.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Drive. It's a crazy town.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Let's do it daily. Drive with Ambernova with them crazy
down to your conspiracy theories that the internet does believe.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Now you believe most of them as well?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No, I wouldn't say I believe most of them. However,
I definitely don't believe most of them.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're just gonna be disingenuous, is that what we're going
to do?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Like, give me an example of when you don't believe.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
In How about the one we're going to talk about? Okay,
you know there's no there's some people believe in this.
Uh huh, So the Earth, the Earth. Look at this apple.
It's a globe, right, it's a sphere. A lot of
people don't think that this globe is spinning with water
(15:44):
attached to it, floating thousands of miles and then flying
through space thousands of miles super fast, while rotating, while
spinning around the Sun. While doing all of this, and
yet when you look up in the sky, the north starts.
I believe it's in the North Star's name stays exactly
the same every night. People believe that the Earth is flat. Now,
(16:09):
I watched some videos on their theories, and they dig deep.
They also so if the Earth is flat, when you
look out to the horizon, it always looks flat. We
look up in the night sky, the stars are always
the same. You're not changing it. We're traveling through space
sprinning like this, like they say, oh, and they say,
it's six sixty six point six thousand, one hundred miles
(16:33):
per hour, odd name, odd number, that is right?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Why created that?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Why is that number? Six? Six six? Huh? Why is
that number? Five?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't know, just you know, evil people that maybe
control the world. They say, what people say?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What people control the world. Now, what's the significance of
that number?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Well, the elites, the freemasons, and these these conspiracy theorists
have also said they believe that NASA actually means to
deceive in another language, and that NASA was just created
to what language is that money launder?
Speaker 9 (17:09):
Okay, so NASA yep, it's all bs.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And what really people think is the earth is a firmament.
Like in the Bible it states it's a firmament. It
is like a dome. It's a flat surface with a
dome over it. And so they're shooting rockets up trying
to blast through the firmament, but they can't because that's
how you get to heaven and the and the gods
and all the mythology and all of that. It's above us.
(17:36):
You look up in the night sky, like they would
always say, look up to the stars, those are where
the gods are. So people, these flat earthers, believe that
we live in a firmament like it states in the Bible.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What do you believe me?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'm curious of what. I'm wanting to know what Amber
Nova believes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
She's not sure. She thinks a lot of things out
there are possible. I'm gonna be honest, I'm a very
open minded person. You don't know what happens when you die, well,
you don't know what happens when you leave Earth. You
don't know if we're actually in a firmament like the
Bible says, yeah, I can.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
I mean, I've been in a plane at thirty five
thousand feet.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I've seen the curvature of the Earth.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That's a fabulous statement that you just said. So the
curvature of the Earth. So the Earth's curve is said
to be eight inches per mile squared. And a woman
did a study where she took a leveler on a plane.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Who's this woman?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I'd have to get her name off of the video.
She got the leveler on the plane. Hang on, huh,
now if she did this, now if the plane is
traveling five hundred miles per hour whatever, and it's supposed
to curvature right the nose, so if you're going around
the globe, the plane would kind of curve going around
the globe or because but it doesn't. It just stays
(18:49):
blast flat. So to stay to saay level with the
curve and not a curve drop. And there's been some
air navigators and pilots that have tried to test the
theory in questioned if the Earth really is flat the
air navigators do there there's some people out there. I've
seen some videos of these the arrogator. Yes, yes, irrogators.
(19:10):
So if the Earth is not a sphere and say
dome shape like the Bible says, that would mean the Bible.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Says it's a dome shape. Huh.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
A firmament is actually a lot so a firmament, which
would mean when you look up in the sky you
see the sun and you see the moon, the sun
in the moon is rotating above the firmament, which creates
night and day and time zone. So people believe that's
why we came up with the time zone.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, we had to right right right, Okay, but you're.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Not spinning through space thousands and thousands and thousands of miles.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's all spinning around us.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We're a firmament. We look up and the Sun and
the Moon is rotating with each other above us. This,
this is what I have been researching some I needed
a topic. Okay, I needed a topic, guys son theory topic.
The big one is flat Earth.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Flat Earth.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Space is made up to money launder. We live in
a firmament like the.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Bible, stay the money laundering.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
So NASA, is that you said a word that it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Means to deceite?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
What language?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I don't want to say the language? I don't want
that smoke. There's a lot going on with TikTok and
you can't use the juice emoji anymore?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What's the juice emoji?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
There's a lot going on with just why would one
not be able to use the juice emoji?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Because they're questioning things that I love juice.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
What's all withe?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I have fruit juice, I love juice stew.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
But TikTok is banning people from using the juice emoji.
But I'm not sure if that has to do with NASA.
That might be something else for another week.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Huhsed I just.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Means money laundering.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, they say NASA in another uh language, like the
conspiracy theory people.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Follow.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
That's all it means to deceive in Spanish.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, in wrench.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Old old old language, Hebrew.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Maybe maybe it's that one.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, Hebrew, NASA means what.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Now. These are just videos that I have seen and
watched on conspiracy theories, and they needed a conspiracy theory
to talk about this week. One is that the Earth
is not a globe. It is a firmament. And behind
the ice wall of Antarctica they're forbidden hidden land that
they hide from you of other resources.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The ice wall again.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, so that's something of the whole firmament and the
worth being flat and how when you travel, I don't know,
it takes eighteen hours or that's many hours when you
travel the map that you see a plane going across
the ocean in the Atlantic, they're really not They're having
to circle a flat surface. They're not traveling over a globe.
(22:00):
They're actually like I'm just looking I'm just looking up research,
but I'm just feel.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Like my brain's on fire.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm just saying, when you when you listen to some
of these conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You think they can be true, make sense, they make sense.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
They are. They really fight hard on these things and
they are quite interesting their point of view. I mean the.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Stars physics or first of all, amber the stars do
one percent move. If you look at old maps from
the Egyptian times where they have star maps, their stars
are in different spots because stars move and over time.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
He doesn't believe. It's just completely dismissed you.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, I'm I'm listening, I'm open. I just needed a
conspiracy topic. And I was looking up some videos on
the flat earthers.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
When at work on a flat earth, the way they do. Uh,
there's this is why YouTube needs to be deleted immediately,
because it's just so I don't and and I don't
get what it helps. And I've talked when I had
my podcast, I talked to a very famous quote unquote
flat earther and my quote.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
To him was like what was his name? Exactly who
you're talking about?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
And my whole point was like, what does it matter
to you on a Wednesday afternoon if the world is
flat and they've been lying the whole.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Time, Well, it does nothing, It means nothing if it is.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It actually doesn't because there's nothing I can do about
it and whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Kind of like the segment.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But I needed some conspiracy to talk about, and I
know Ryan brought up flat earthing last last week, so
I was like, well, let's let's talk about it for you.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
What's the what's the percentage chance that the Earth is flat?
What's what percentage you give it?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't know, Well give me a percent on that flat?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah? Yeah? How much do you believe that it could
be flat?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I believe just as much as like you don't know
what happens when you die, or if you what happens
out in space. It's a fifty to fifty. You don't
know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Fifty fifty the.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Earth is flat, a dome shape?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I'm right now, the globe.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I mean, who knows?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
We heard it here? First fifty chance the world's flat?
What was the one.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Earlier today they said we were talking about planes taking off?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You said you had one for that? What? What? What was
that one? I been thinking about that morning?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I think that was just misinformation. I'm really so talking
to this guy once and he was on a flight
and the flight just knows dives and They want everyone
to put their chairs up straight and buckling, obviously to
protect for impact. He said. The flight attendant told him
it's so that when you crash and you nose dive
(24:35):
into the ground, it's so that your neck will snap
faster and you'll die your easier death. He told me that.
I was like, you are crazy, man. You must be
drinking too much.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And there you go, there's your conspiracy guy. Crazy.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I don't believe these conspiracy theater I'm talking about, but
I'm saying it is a fun, interesting little dive. Go
and do watching you.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Think if the Earth is flat, do you think it
could it could change and become round like a dome.
There's things that start off flat and then become round
like a dome.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So you think it's basically like a snow globe with that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
That's what people say. I'm not saying I think that, what.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Do you think.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Dome?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
This is your segment.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
People believe it's like a globe. So it is maybe
circle and it's round, but you have the ferment over
it to where you can't actually go to space. And
that's why you see all these messed up videos where
NASA is just in a green screen room. You always
see these messed up images and videos where they kind
of mess up, Oh we went to space or I mean,
I definitely don't think the first moonlanding ever happened. They've
(25:43):
been so many videos of the actual people going, yeah,
the moonlanding didn't happen. It would have been scared if
we didn't. The actual people working for NASA even.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Admitted that space.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
There's so many videos. Maybe they had to mention they
were just going crazy on these videos.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Can you tell me more about the Freemasons and the
New World Order?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
What about it?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm just curious, Well what what? What?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
What your feelings are about the Freemasons and the New
World Order? Well, I think what significance they were playing
with all the things that are happening today.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I guess they started, you know what, the Central baking
in nineteen thirties, they.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Did, hold every one. Let's save that for next week.
Freemasons is a whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
So we're on flat Earth right now. Angel, you got
something going next week. Let's talk about.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
There you go? Is there space?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is there like empty space?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I don't know, I haven't been there.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Where do you think it would be?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Where does space go?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think that the reason I think it's in your head.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
There the conspiracy theoriods.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Up.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
We gotta go to break thirty.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
It's so that you think that you're so insignificant, then
you won't believe in God because we're just on this
planet that revolves in all these other life forms and
all these other plants. They want you to feel insignific,
get to maybe not believe in these things that are
like that. So they that is what they say online
the conspiracy theories. I'm just you know, reporting back to
you guys with this week's conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Put it in part, could it all right, we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
We're play your hot takes and your there you go.
There's out of the brain of Ambernova come a lot.
I think she believes those, Uh, we'll play your hot
takes when we come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening
to the March of the Morning.
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Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well more compared conspiracy theories next week on The Monsters
of the Morning.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
You guys are asking for it, and I'm gonna come
in hot. I'll find another one next week and I'll
come in and we'll talk about another one you believe.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, I want to hear where you believe.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
You guys can send me some ideas, you know, you
can let me know. Hey, I think about this one.
I would like to hear what you guys believe.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, people want to know if you believe it. Don't
answer now if you believe in dinosaurs?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
They also uh with a whole bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You got all kinds of conspiracy things you can cover
uh for next week.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Welcome back. I'm rustling along with u.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Uh who killed the dinosaurs?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Amber was the don't ask her now?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Don't ask her down and knock it off with that.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
The little blow it all this week?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Do we have any hot takes? What we do?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
If you want to be a part of the show,
uh and talk your way onto the Evil Empires controlled
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using the iHeart Radio app and use the dog pack
function and you will hear yourself on the monsters after
this hot take sung by juice emojis.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's on TikTok. You're getting flagged for it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I got a dead body laying behind my car.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh my gosh, dropped off his scarecrow and.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It looks like, oh my god, I told you that's
going to scare people in the parking lot. Looks like
like it fell out of your trunk and it's just
right in front of your trunk.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Looks like a gean drop off a body.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay, I'm sure nobody has anything to say about anything
that just happened. Nothing bad, there's there's nothing bad. Mean, Ryan, Uh,
here's a here's a hot here's a conspiracy for you.
Amber hot take.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
The Amber is another conspiracy serie.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
If you sleep with a local truck driver, you've become
a better wrestler.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Why that's that's that's the the conspiracy sleep if you
sleep with the local truck driver wrestler.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, that's fact.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Hot take.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That was funny, dude. Good morning guys. Jeffy C.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
From Orlando. There is no way Amber is a real person.
She's got to be like an Ai. That Ryan's over
there controlling nobody. Is that special?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yes, yes, he's real.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I have many layers to me, like a beautiful onion,
and I'm an onion.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That's what ladies like to be called.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I've never in my whole entire life heard of a
woman referred to herself as an onion.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
An onion. I'm more like a rose petal, like a
rose has petals.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, okay, you're recording an ogre before, but.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, that front Shrek, you are correct.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You got a quote an Ogre. Just let us know
hot egg.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
On the hot crazy scale, Amber just went down to
like a four.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, I thought that was good.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
She's still hot crazy, I mean good crazy.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
What he's saying is you're crazy. Is that weigh and
you're hot? Oh so it's bringing you down.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Just talking about other people believe.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, other people believe people people are saying ye, I
studied it and read all of it.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
People say the world spins around like a draidle doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
No, I didn't say the world spins, I said the
sun and the moon spin above it segment.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, hold yourself up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Top of the Morning Boys born from Jacksonville.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
After listening to Amber's conspiracy theory segment.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I think I realized why her parents put her and real.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
And something back in the day that was lace with something.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Then to start talking about.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Aliens and NASA, and her dad said, you're going to rehab.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Dude, here's your bottle of juice.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Go to him, don't take juice.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
If Amber hears the way she articulates, it's a wonder
she's even adjacent to any topic at all. Ever, brain hurts.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
We should apologize. I mean, we should applaud her for
being adjacent most.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Of the time. My brain is definitely on fire. What
the hell is she talking about?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Okay, uh, hot take.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Good morning monsters.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
This is the first time I've sent one of these,
but I had to respond to Amber. Amber, you can
prove the Earth is sphericle just by looking outside at
sunset and sunrise. Neither one of those work on the
flat Earth.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Model solved, now I know.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
And that's what's so crazy is the flat earther say
doesn't work on a sphere. And do you guys really
go back to back with this stuff? I just needed
a topic, Hot beg.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Hey, good morning, monsters. This is Laura and I have
a riddle for Amber. I hope you can use this
on the air. What did one saggy boob say to
the other?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I don't know. Oh, I thought you were going to
give you the answer.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
Hey, if we don't get some support around here, people
are going to think we're not.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Bye you guys get it. It's kind of gross, but.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Hot egg.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Welco.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So Russ, you seriously called pizza crust the pizza.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Bones, and I knew what you meant, but good god, man.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, a lot of people reacted to you just calling them.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I'm wild, I'm crazy. I call them bones. I'm wild,
crazy man.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
You know, pizzas aren't even round either.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
It's weird that they're in the shape of I don't
know a yamaka hot.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I'm gonna throw something at you. Stop ye.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
She is hit him right in the face with a packet.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I used to throw a packet ketchup.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Hat threw ketchup at my face because I.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Told you, I don't want people thinking I'm like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
The next take tak.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
You know Ryan.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
You know I'm Ryan's mom's cat.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
You know, don't don't I don't step on my gig,
don't mess up my timing.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Ryan, You'll be next.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay, thank you. I just like that. That was a
grown man pretending to be a cat. Right all right, Uh,
let's see doo doop do stupid do uh hot take?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I n a you geez you.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are all I knew.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
It inaugural thank you Tample.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The way you were trying to spell it made me
question everything.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Those are the hot takes.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Everything you want ever knew?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, there you go, there's your hot take. Thank you there.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Remember next week we're going to be out at the
kickoff the Bike week at Dayton and Harley Davidson.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We're all gonna be there. Come out and say hello.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
If you want to make a scarecrow, drop it off
in Mount Dora. You can be a part of the
parade of Scarecrows and uh support your business, your organization,
whatever you want to support.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
And there's still tickets available.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
For the Monster Brewbus, which is gonna be October the
twenty fifth. For all that information, go to real radiomasters
dot com. That's real Radiomonsters dot com to get all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Amber what you.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Got follow my social media, Amber Nova seventy three in
real Radio one off four one, Angel.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Amy on media platform's official Angel Email me Angel at
rodd dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And right check out my Amber Nova's spelling Bee where
the word is conspiracy, It's spelled Jay.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
If you're right after the Monsers, then three o'clock is
Jim Kolbert Show. We're back tomorrow for a week in
need to do our thing from Angel Amber and right No,
the leader is messed up, Merryman and one loons hold.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
On well to thank you so much for listening. We
gotta go. We gotta have upbout here swirls
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