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A lot of people already texting us this morning. Thank
you guys so very much for the text sometimes like
we'll text you back, Angel will text you back. I'll
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Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm Russ Rollins, host of the program, and what the fellas.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
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of the angela Boom, Angel of AYR feeling Nuncle and
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to call you can probably around seven o'clock we'll answer
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(02:04):
seven zero three one for you to text us people
already texting in the morning, which is nice. Appreciate it. Guys,
what is up? It's Tuesday? And uh and uh did.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You guys stay up late? Did you get stay up
late watching? Uh? Yeah, man, you had baseball and you
had uh and you had the NFL.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
You had all night of NFL. The last game ended
at like one o'clock in the morning. You didn't watch
it though, right, No, no, I saw I just watched
the important ones.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh? And uh when else hockey?
Oh yeah, it was hockey last night as well.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
When is uh? So I know that he came in yesterday.
So the actual NBA season starts in a couple of days, right.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
It starts with what days today? Tuesday, tomorrow, tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah for that.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
So so there you go. Lots of sports. Now we're
back in the when there's really sports happening.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, man, you're still sports dinks.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Turns out, Oh no, I'm We've proven that I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
This proves that you are sports.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I wore the hat and they won to make by win. No,
it proves that I am not a sports Jinks.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I wore the Detroit Lions hat and they won, and
am very powerful.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Maximum I want to listen to yesterday power uh and
whatever I wear wins.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
And you were on the air yesterday saying that you
were doing this to try to do this was back.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I told you were trying to.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Be too cute with the way I will and you
doom Tampa Bay Buccaneers, you doom the Mariners, and basically
any team that comes out of the out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're doing makes no sense, you guys, I wore the
hat and they won. We just had a trick it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
You didn't say that on the air. What you said
was that you actually said, we have it. If you
want to be I'll replay it. I'm doing this because
I want Tampa Bay to win. This is going to
prove that you guys are wrong.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
But if I wear Detroit Lions, that's not what should lose.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
The fact that not a Jinks, after the fact does
a cow Bro and a lot of Tampa Bay people,
Yankee fans, Tampa Bay fans like it does. The list
is long and distinguished, just like by Johnson, of all
the teams that you've doomed.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I have not doomed anyone. Why is you knocked out?
Caitlyn Clark?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, poor Kaitlyn Clark to get one hundred concussions.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah too, is a mess, dude. He doesn't even know
it's Tuesday. He literally is the worst quarterback in the
NFL right now. It's not his fault. It is not
my fault that he's so bad that you wavered on
your frandom and you single handily have destroyed a whole franchise.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That happens if I don't play with fandom like this.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I don't agree. I don't believe in this voodoo Russ.
It doesn't matter whether you believe it is not.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
True true, matter you believe it or.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Not real, the Sports six doesn't believe care you. Next week,
I'll wear a Tampa Bay Buccaneers hat. Uh, and I'll
get a Bucks hat and I'll wear that and improved
you that that it's not true.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
They're playing the same Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You already ruined it playing the.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
One in six right Okay there there, it wasn't important.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I'm gonna go get a Tampa Bay Buccaneers hat and
wear it next week.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Timea Bay buccaneer fans, Do you want Russ to do that?
You let us know seventh put a pole up. Uh,
do you listen?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I'll support the Bucks next week when they're playing the Saints.
Oh boy, and uh that'll push them over the edge
for a win.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Yeah. Tampa Bay Buccaneer fans, do you want Russ Rawlins
of the Monsters going out and purchasing a Tampa Bay
Buccaneer hat? Let us know real mobile seven seven zero
three one. I'll tell you right now. I'll wear any
hat from any team. So you get your you send
me a hat here, I'll wear it. And it's updy all.
What you who you want to win? Who you want
to lose. I can't even get Ivan on the email anymore.
(05:43):
Ivan's a nice guy who always had Yeah, but he
knew what your intentions were.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, they looked good last night. I did watch it.
I was like, anything look pretty good. Uh, And I
was really surprised the Mariners man ruined that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, I told you LA was gonna win and they're
gonna win the whole World Series.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Well, here's the thing. You're up with that lane with
the Los Angeles Dodgers. You're basically going up against a superpower.
So this is where ultimately we'll see how that goes
because they're on paper and obviously as what they've done,
they're the best baseball team in the history of base
They've broken baseball, is what they're accusing them of.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
We could we took a lost and lost Mike Evans,
Mike Kevin's got hurt lest.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Like, yeah, dude, you were like again, you're like Willie
Neeley with us. You took out Caitlyn Clark, you took
out Mike Evins, who don't know how many games he's
gonna be gone for.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
That's not good. You don't want him to be gone.
He just came back, damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Man.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yeah, a lot of people in the Texas areas there
a gotta pull up on YouTube right now ask you.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I said, do you want Russ to support?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
And I'll wear it because evidently I'm wielding power. Uh
So whatever whatever hat you want me to wear, I'll do.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Man.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
I've seen you wear the hats over the years, man, Like,
it's not just sports team. I remember, like, you used
to be a big fan of Enron back in the day,
and Ron what that is? Big fan of the Fukajima
Nuclear Plant.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
In Japan that had I don't know what that I
love now, all right, it's fine, man.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I want Russ to keep rooting for the Dolphins now
they're terrible. My god, they're bad.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
That's how it works, and that's why that's why you're
a jinx is because you have flown into the face
of fandom and he said, like, oh, now I don't
care and it's all about this one person.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But I can also like it over here too. Think
of Angelique. Think of Angelique?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
What is she fantom the Dampa Bay Buccaneers and the Jets,
And because she doesn't follow the rules of fandom, the
Jets are the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Also, I know we're a lot of fans of the
of the Bills. By they're not looking so good either now, right,
what happened to them?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Good?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You No.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Friends like the Bills, and I want to see my
friends be happy, So I'm going to root for their team.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That doesn't It doesn't work that way, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
And keep on room for the Bills. Because Patriots at
the top of the ANFC East. Surprisingly, the Patriots suck.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They're five and two, don't don't try to convince them.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
All right, I'll wear a Patriots that if you dare
do that. Listen, that's fun again, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
All who do, all they do, it's all hey, fake,
There's no such thing as a jinx.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
There's a reason why all these sports guys they have
their routines, they got their superstitions.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's you don't mess with something like that. You do
everything you can to make your team win.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Mike Evans broke his collar bone last night. I blame
Russ obviously.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
It's not my faults. Wear a Bucks hat next week.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Telling you overwhelmingly trus Rollers. Do not get a Bucks hat. No, please,
I'm begging you.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Rush, do not support the Bucks, please Rush, Kiss keep
rooting for your Dolphins, please Rush.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No Jets hat is in the mail. You don't have
to worry about that. Yeah, really, you know they're gonna lose.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I mean there's no sense of where, Oh Steelers, someone's
gonna send me a Steelers hat?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, they or not? That's what he says.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Whatever you do, Oh, okay, whatever, Listen, I'll support whatever
NFL team you want me to support, But damn Bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
House, this season is over. Who season? Mike Evans always
a ton done. Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
We just need to get rust that hat that Rob
Low wears, the one that just says that NFL want it,
no one just sports.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
The NFL will collapse.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
That's what we'll get them, just just of all the
all the leagues is an MLB hat, NHL hat.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I'm wearing a goofy hat today. My friend, uh Mary Beth.
Every time I say something, either it's sweet about my
sister or if I if I say something really stupid,
she goes, oh, bless your heart. So she got me
a hat that says bless my heart, which is one
of the works as far as artwork goes, probably the
worst artwork I've ever seen on a hat.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But it was sweet of her. So I said I'd
wear it one day.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But alo's got two different fonts on it. I think,
get behind that.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I know it's got two different fonts. The heart is
a change for some reason. It's the probably the ugliest
logo I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
And in an arrow wouldn't do anything to a chain heart.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I also got that kiss s s thing happening.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It is.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
The design is the worst design I've ever seen. But
she bought it for me, so I said I'd wear it, uh,
And she meant it out of sweetness and kindness, So
thank you, Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Mary Ben was the intent.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
The intent was the design is god awful, but I
said I'll wear it, not because it was sweet of
her to get it for me. And every time I
say something stupid, she goes, bless your heart.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
The only thing that's missing is just like those affliction
like rattles, like some diamonds.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
That would make it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
By the way, no, I will not wear a Maga
hat hat.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I will not.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah, well, I let me take it back. Winning take
that back because that'll be on the internet forever.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't want that.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I ain't doing that, and I'm not wearing that, says
I am gay. No, I'm not wearing that either. I
mean not a Trump hat. No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I So we have ten tickets left for the brew Bus.
That's right, ten tickets left, so let's get it final.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Ten will be a total total sellout for this coming Saturday.
It's the Monster brew Bus happening this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Uh. Brought to you by Puddle Jumpers.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
They're one of the main sponsors and that's where we're
going to have The Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug performing live.
And I want to thank them for doing that because
they're you know, and by the way, these guys, uh,
the Stubborn Cowgirl and also Savannah Savino, they're performing like
they're not getting paid.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They're just you're getting a tip them.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
So you know, just tip these guys, uh and treat
them right because they want to entertain you guys, and
they love monster crowds and all that kind of stuff.
But I say less, we'll ask people to tip you
and and they're they're happy and thrilled about doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So that's gonna be see a Wolf Branch Brewing is
where Savannah Savino is going to be. Chicago Fire Brewing.
Have we been there before?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Angels Chicago, The Chicago Fire has been in studio. They've
come here and the name is familiar.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
The guy, the owner of the guy of the place
was fantastic. It came with Monster Mags. Okay, yeah, remember
that week where she they were getting ready to do
uh something Leesburg or the downtown kind of event that
they did.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Remember they were really cool yeah, yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
We had all the different places that came in now
the week leading up to their event. He was one
of the guests that day.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Now Eden Abbey Brewing. I was just in Mount Dora.
That one's not familiar to me. Have they been in
here as well? We've had their beer. We had their beer. Okay,
all right. So that's one of the other stops that
we're doing, four different stops, four flights of uh, you
know beer, along with a lot of other stuff. There's
a bunch of other stuff that's happening on Saturday. So
if you don't have planned Saturday, man, there's only ten
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tickets left.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Grab them.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
It's gonna be a full party, do you guys, you've
got all your you know what you're gonna wear. I
figured my thing that I'm wearing now.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
It's kind of a little bit of Yeah, it'll be funny. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta I stumbled into it. I'm like, okay, that's
pretty funny.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
So beyond wacky rush, it's yeah, yeah, it's beyond whacky rush.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, Okay, it's gonna make somebody really mad and oh
I like to do that. Somebody is as a is
it a real like a person in our circle? Mad
or is yes? Oh? Boy, someone on the show is
gonna be mad. You're not real mad, like like like
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you know, irritated mad, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Okay, she's gonna be bothering Savannah.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, she's not gonna be there.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
She'll even be there. She didn't get involved with anything
with drinking. I'm not gonna tell you. It's gonna be surprise.
You said you said costumes are surprised. You wouldn't let
us guess yours Yep, Okay, I like it. Costumes are
a surprise.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, So that's what we're gonna do. Anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Tickets availely if you got a real radio dot fm
uh slash brew. There's only ten left, which is really cool.
That's two full busses of Monster fans that are that
are going in. It's gonna be It's gonna be a
lot of fun. So take a little break, more big
dumb fun when we come back. You're listening to the
Mansters in the morning. Hey, thanks for listening to the
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Monster's Morning. He's already a one oh four point one.
Texas served a lot of people texting this morning. I'm
gonna send you an l A rams hat. Yesterday was
Tom Petty's birthday. I know I saw that, man, I
know all that stuff is getting kim me. Man, I'm
with Ace Freeley passing and then Tom Petty's gone, and
Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith and uh damn it, man.
(14:36):
And so that's when uh uh and ah. And now
you know I've got I've talked about this many times.
I've got you know, we've got two dogs. One dog
is a puppy. One is Bo, the older you know now,
the older dog, and he's starting to do little things
that you could tell that he's he's getting older, you know,
as far as they are walking funny. And Mary Allan
just texted me and said he fell down the stairs.
And oh, man, I am not gonna I'm not gonna
(14:59):
handle that very well.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Death sucks, man.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Ever since my sister passes, like uh, like everything that
happens like that hits a nerve, you know, uh, even worse.
But yeah, Tom Petty's passing. I did see that yesterday, uh,
his birthday, and and they on one of the serious
ExM whatever that whole Tom Petty cannel and that's a
good one. Yeah, they did a lot of you know,
(15:21):
old petty songs and stuff and uh uh. Anyway, so yeah,
I did see that. Thank you for for texting. And
in yesterday I had to go to a see doctor Upati,
which is always I told you, I was nervous about
it because I knew she's gonna bring up my weight.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Right.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
So I get there at the and the and the
ladies there, you know, when I get there, I always
make them laugh and they're very nice and and uh
and I'm like, yeah, I'm taking my shoes. She go
take your shoes off, and taking my shoes off, and
taking my wallet out and take them a watch off.
And then you get as you know, when I weigh in,
I want to be as light as possible.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So she yell at me a little bit a lot.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Of UFC fight man, and're just going to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
They all understand. They're like, we get it. She'll get
on you for your weight. And I hadn't checked my
weight in a while. So I get on the scale
and actually i'd lost weight. I was surprised from the
last time I was there. So I'm like, okay, well
that's good, you know a little bit of in the
right way. So I then then they make you go
and sit in there, and then you're waiting for doctor
Unpla Potti to show up, and they already have all
(16:18):
of my blood work, right, the blood work comes in
and then she's basically coming in to give me the results.
So you know, one of the nurses comes in and
they do my blood pressure and that's all good.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I'm like, okay, what's good. That's good.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Your blood pressure's good. There have been times I've been
in there before and it was high, so it was
all good. And then doctor Implea Potti comes in and
uh and she's like what have you been doing? And
I'm like what, I want to know what you've been
doing different? And I'm like, oh well, and I'm like, oh,
she's busting me right, like she now she knows I've
been going to Red Mountain weight Loss and I've been
doing the testaserone and I've been doing the the tricepatide
(16:55):
And I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Like, do I lie to her? You can't lie to
your And this is all going in my head as
I'm sitting there and trying to figure out my answer, right,
and I'm like, well, uh, okay, So we got a client,
doctor Lapati, and they do, uh you know testosterone, and
they also do uh, you know, the tricepatite. So and
she's like, oh, that's not what I meant. Your your
(17:17):
blood work was perfect for the first time. I wanted
to know what you've been doing different. I didn't know
you were doing all this stuff. I'm like, oh, I
just I just snitched on myself.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's not sitch all the things that you're doing.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I agree with you, right But in his in his case,
the way that he's paint through this up, he just
told on him. I just told him myself.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's how you get on multiple things that
you don't need to be on if they don't know
all the things you're doing.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Again, I agree with you right. Well, she she was like,
she was like, well, at least you're trying to train
to lose weight. That's good.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
But all my blood work for the first time ever,
she said, it was all in the green, all perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And I and she's like, I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Think it's I don't think it's the triceipentite. It's not
the it's not the testosterone. What else you're doing? And
I said, I tell you what I think it is.
I got that there's another new client called biome biome
bio biome, and I'm staying away from certain foods that
it tells me. And she didn't know about this whole thing,
and I told her about it, and she's like, well,
that's you keep doing that then, because I stay away
(18:14):
from foods that it says doesn't inflame your body, inflame
my body. And then the stuff that's good for me,
I'm trying to eat more of that. And she's she like,
makes it made a big difference. You've been doing that
for like a month now, it's been a little over
a month. Yeah. She's asked how long I've been doing
this at about a month and a half, maybe two
months or so, And she said, well, to keep that
up because this is the first time everything like my
liver enzymes, all the stuff that's supposed to be right. Uh,
(18:38):
It's like, this is the healthiest you've been, I said,
but but you still need to work harder at losing weight.
I'm like, Okay, I knew you're gonna say that, but yeah,
did you I would say that the excuse me? This
visit seems like it was a draw.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
It was a draw.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, but I swear to God because I'm sitting
there going, I don't want to tell her because she's
gonna tell me. She don't want me to do it,
and then I hold on myself and she didn't care though.
She's like, you know whatever, you know you've been.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
She said, you've been struggling with your weight loss your
entire life. I get it. Uh. She wasn't mean about it, actually,
she was just like, you know, just try better, you.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Know, because you've defeated her too, You've beat her down.
And she's like, she's like, well, this guy, this guy
is just gonna be what he is.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's exactly what she's finally rolling her eyes, going, you
know whatever, But you just keep keep doing what you're doing,
she said. So.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Uh So, anyway, that was my my trip to the doctor.
Uh do you guys dread going to that? Do you
go to the doctor twice a year?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Now, let's go once for the physical.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Angel, do you I do?
Speaker 7 (19:35):
I do the twice one because it gives us the
discount on her insurance if.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You follow through with that.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
So I do that one and then just uh uh
with the other checkups that I do, I include a
second one.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So I do.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
I try to do one in the beginning of the year,
and one like I have my second or the second
part of my yearly coming up in the next few weeks.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
You know, what's a big deal to her? For some reason,
I haven't done it yet. She's like, you got to
go to the eye doctor. I'm like, okay, yeah, and
why is that a big deal? Like, like you know,
they're just going to change your your prescription for their glasses.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well they also check like the other.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
I think, and my eye doctor is going to probably
be upset with me that I don't remember all the tests.
But there's a bunch of tests that they do with
the optical nerve and uh, glaucoma, yeah, is that the one?
And then stigmatisms okay or stuff like that, like and
especially like if you uh have you know, like if
your parents or grandparents have had them, they they want
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to catch those as early as possible. Gotcha, So about that?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Have all the exams, dude, that one's easy. That it is.
I just got to find a nothing you know that
you're out there either way.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I got to find a different doctor because the other
one was in u a popka and uh and yeah,
so you gotta gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
But anyway, eye doctors. That's something you do a lot. Ryan.
You don't go to the eye doctor, do you not?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Since they got lasi? No?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
No, yeah, yeah, Well now that I got the but
now I can't see close up and I gotta get
like readers or something. Not going to a doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well, have you ever thought about contact lenses, Russ? Is
there a reason why you never did it? Yes? I
got big fat fingers and I.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Got them one time and I'm putting put I couldn't
get them in my eye, and it was just I'm like,
I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So I've never done those.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
That's so that was one of the things I asked
during my last visit and one of the h and
what he said at the time was that typically they
don't give context to adults, like if you've gone past
a certain age because of the because it's a routine
and you have to stay on top of it, and
there's all you know, there's all kinds of little things
that you need to learn, and they typically try to
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stay with that away from that with adults.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Hey, I hear this on on television a lot and
I don't know what it is. And someone said, your
a one c can mess with your eyes? What is
your A one c? I hear it on the commercials
lowered my A one C. I don't even know what
that is. A doctor's never talked to me about it.
No one's explained it to me. What the hell is
your A one c?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Beat? But she said, this was the first time. I'm
not I'm not pre diabetic. My sugar level was very low, Like,
so must be eating the right foods, right, I would think.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I think that of all the products that you've done,
that one's the one that's governed the most interest from everyone,
you know, like a handful of people on the show,
in the station. And then that's the one that we
get a lot of text about asking about was that
biome again?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Biome?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Yeah, that one, And it seems to just you know,
even before you started doing that, if you've done some
reading and research and stuff. That's one of the things
that they're really pushing is trying to find the things
that are don't inflame your body, you know, because.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Everyone's body is different, and some people like, for whatever reason,
I'm not supposed to eat bananas and like it makes
no sense, but you know, my body doesn't digest bananas properly.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But other things, you know, like you eat all I want.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
That's the other one. Laurie hitting us up on the texting.
That's the other thing they text is your the eye pressure.
It's a real cool test that they do. They put
the stock.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, why did you hate that? Why can't even look
at it knowing that it's coming.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
My eyes are tough.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
My eye starts to freak out before they even do it.
They're like, open your eyes, and I'm like, I literally
think they are.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Didn't they recently change It used to be a like
a hot air balloon you were looking at, and then
the last time I went, they changed the picture and
there's something else.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Farm.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Mine's like always a farm.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
A farm?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yeah, like a farm, like a barn house. Oh no, okay,
so it just depends on what the Yeah, they'll change
them up. Okay, last because the last time I went,
it wasn't the balloon air balloon anymore. It was like
a I don't know, like an airplane or something.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I'm like, oh, I guess we're in the future now
we've moved up from a hot air balloon to uh
to uh.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
But anyway, Yeah, your blood sugar obviously has A is
a big deal.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
And I do try to stay away from the sugar
part because yesterday when we had that, Now I did
eat the corn dog, but when they had the other thing,
the other sweet what was it.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The I didn't have it. But yeah the chocolate egg
roll thing was it good? But I didn't have it.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
I gave it away. I didn't eat that one. Yeah,
we got I got pulled aside, Uh what about it?
Because I didn't realize this, but like Ryan said, he
straight up set up a kitchen back there I started,
and so the frying smell as kind.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Of management wasn't happy. Yeah with the guy that.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Comes into the afternoon to clean, like he was directly
like they grabbed him and directed him to that dude
had like two aerosolts.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
The kids he was.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Because because they had just the greasewhere. And that's when
I came in this morning. I was like, oh damn
it still there.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I used to work at a wing restaurant.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Uh my clothes at the end of all the places
I ever worked, the place where they fried the wings
and fried fries and things like that, Like you can't
get that smell out. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I
went back over there and he started. He was like
fully frying, cooking deeps.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I was like, yeah, these are awesome. Oh we're doing this.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
In the office, western fish in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Guy.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
I think I got a good gimmick now, because now
I got all these people saying they're gonna send me
NFL hats to wear.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I'm gonna be wearing. You guys are a different NFL.
You guys are just awful. So this is like to you, guys,
are the people are texting it? You guys are playing
with fire right here. The first the first of y'all
the people say, don't wear this hat, right, you're and
if you're being genuine about it, he wouldn't have thought
of it to wear it until you text it. It
is that now it's on his radar, right and then
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sure don't there's some evil counter programming fans that are like, oh,
I'm gonna send you the but.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Today it's willy Nilly angel. It makes no sense. I
wore a Detroit Lions hat yesterday and then the Detroit
Alliance one big time.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
I told you yesterday, I think you're being too cavalier
and too slick with this, and you're trying to out
fox the Jinks and that's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Because you were saying you were drinking, you were wearing that, and.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Then you were openly saying your disrespective fandom.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Okay, but who is in charge of the Jinks? Is
it Lucifer? Is it? Is it a lady sports goods?
It's a sports Sportscots and who are the sports? Just
a general sports gods.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
These are these athletes that have died and they're inhabited
and it's just a it's an entity. It's come from
It's just an entity. It's out there. You throw it
up and you and you hail the sports gods.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
And they've decided certain people have the power team.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
So what happens is this and these and these are
explain it to me. These are just general sports fandom rules, right.
So your team is your team, right, okay? And however
you get there, you get there. So then when when
you've you know, proclaimed this is my team, and this
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is my team because of my grandma, or this is
my team because this is the first time I lived
in a city that had an NFL team, or this
is my team because this was my dad's team.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Right.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Once you make that proclamation, you're on the hook for that.
And so then when you start yeah good, chalk it
up to the sports. So when you really nearly go
oh but yeah, this is my team gate, but they
suck right now. So I'm gonna go like my friends
teams because I want to see them happy. Sports guys
don't like that.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
So why why not people be happy?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
No, no, no, your friend's happiness is that's on them.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
That's not on you.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
If I don't say a word and I put a
hat on, and you don't know how I really feel
about it.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Like two teams are playing and I put.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
A hat on, and you don't know if and I
don't say a word, The sports guys read minds.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Sure, but they read yeah, I was cussed for episodes.
Sports guys are all about.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I'm stuck in a buck.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You not anger the sports guy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
This makes their damn sense.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
So if I keep it to myself, let's say there's
a game, give me a game that's happening next week.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
No, no, hold on looking at myself who's playing next week?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I'm not gonna best around paying focus on them.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No, we know they're not gonna win.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
NFL next week games next week? Okay, so next week I.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Can What if I could guarantee you the Dolphins, huh
are definitely? What if there's a week where I can
get into you.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
The Dolphins this Sunday, right this Sunday, and I'm not
telling you who. I'm not telling you I want to win.
The Giants are playing the Eagles. So if I wear
a hat and I don't tell you who I want
to right the Giants, plain tell I wear a hat
and you don't know if I'm trying to fool the
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gods or if I'm I'm going with the guys, what
would happen?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
So what I would urge you, Russ. What I would
urge is that just take what we what you just
did in the last forty eight hours, and take that
as a lesson.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
But I used to use only because I voiced it.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Okay, but what you said you tried to be slick
and You're like, I'm gonna wear this to outsmart this
this all right?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I would say those people believe that.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
I would say, yeah, I like nine of sports fans,
you're the you're on the outside.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Looking in on this one. Cowboys and the Broncos what
are you doing? Dude?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
So you never read Greek mythology, where like when you
f with the gods, they f with you bad.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You know what, I ain't afraid of no gods, and
and I don't where what had I want? And all
right down, all write down who I really wanted to win?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
And then and we'll see if I could out, if
I could, you know, fool the gods with my fandom.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
You don't even know the name of the sports god.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
You don't either.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
You didn't get me name.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
You know what you know?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Do you know what? You know? Who? You know? Always
name is?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
You know?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
The Roman god zeuits like that's the you know, that's
all I wanted to do there, Look, you don't look
this is on you.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I would like to proclaim to the sports.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Gods the views and opinions of russ Romans are not
those of Ryan Holmes or Angel Rivera.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Oh my god, the Eagles fans are so mad that
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You're just willing, really to throw it out team names
out there. Okay, but let's let's say I really want
I'm not saying this, but let's say really want the
Giants to win, and I wear Eagles hat. Right, you
tried that, But Angel said it was.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Only because I voiced it, Because I said, I just
said it out loud. Now I'm not saying I'm not
telling you who I want to win.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Right now, He's just.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Really nearly naming teams and games. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yeah, And then I'm gonna wear a hat and in
my mind I'll know who I want to win. But
I won't tell the gods nor you too. Not that
I'm equaitting you to with God.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
But then you'll so then you'll just like when they
whatever team wins, you'd be like, that was the team
I picked.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, I just told you, I'll write it down.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
You don't listen to it if you write it down
down on a piece of paper, and I'm gonna we
won't open it until.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
After the game.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I think the gods can't read.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
They can't read when envelope they can they read. Didn't
say they could read my heart. They read your heart there.
It was only because I voiced it.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Well, it is voicing it. I mean like, if you
write it down, that's the problem. We have no way
to check. You have to you would have to look
at a game, not write anything down, not say anything,
and go okay, and then the next week happens, he goes,
that's the team.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's what. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're playing with
things that you don't understand.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
You just told the sports god your playing good morning.
They're probably tired and sleep they.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Were late last night one with women and sports guys.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Well, I don't russ. You're asking questions that I don't
know how to help you out of. You're in a
really deep hole. All I could tell you is that
probably double down on your fandom to your specific teams and.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Write it out with that. I'm so embarrassed by my team.
My team's embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
That's your punishment for being That's the punishment that you
get for being willy nilly and just kind of lacks
the daisical with your fandom.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I see, Okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
I had to pay, have to suffer for not being
a good fan, and then some of your team gets
would be the worst team in the NFL, and I
still want people want to argue with me about they're
not the worst thing yet Right now today they're the
worst team I know they've got They had to win.
They had a win when they had a better player.
That guy's not there anymore. You put them on the
field right now, they're god awful, terrible.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
You're gonna have to.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
I'm tired, all right, We're gonna take a break. Don't
want anywhere. You're listening to the Mansters in the morning. Hey,
thanks for listening to the Monsters mornings. We're already on
one oh four point one. Join us on Saturday. Monster
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Group Us. We got ten tickets left, you.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Can grab them. It shouldn't be done by today, I
would think. But I want to thank M and C Fence,
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Speaker 6 (33:03):
We had a great time and looking forward to it.
We're going to Puddle Jumpers, going to Wolfbranch Brewing, Chicago
Fire Brewing, and Eden Abbey Brewing. Uh, and you all
are invited to join us at all of those locations. Now, Angel,
we need to figure out the times so we can
tell people. Uh, because I don't know the I don't
know the route yet. So if we can figure that
out and let people know that. Okay, Jack and get
(33:25):
that knocked out. Yeah, yeah, we don't know exactly if
the people keep asking me Andre like, I don't know,
but we'd love to see you there, like if you
live in the town and you're like, I wasn't gonna
go on the bus. I just want to join you. Hey,
that's great. We love that when we show up and
there's a bunch of people there, it's a lot of
fun and uh, it's a party everywhere we go and
look forward to seeing you on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Gonna be a big deal.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Hey, when you guys, you know, I was telling going
to the doctor yesterday, When you go to your doctor
and they give you the option to get the flu shot,
do you get the flu shot? Because I always think man,
and I asked her, I said, doctor of the party,
is it a myth that you know, you get the
flu shot and you're gonna get sick?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And she goes, that was a myth if it does
happen sometimes, you.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
Know, But so I feel funky for that first, like,
let's say twenty four to forty hours, because it's I mean, basically,
if the what they've done is that they give you
like a version of it, you know, right, and let
your body's immunity build.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Up to it.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
But she said, you don't always get sick, just sometimes something.
So given the choice, do you choose to get the
flu the flu shot?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Absolutely? How about you? Ryan?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
If it's convenient, well it's just right there with the needle,
like you to get your flu shot.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
Yeah, if it's convenient, if I go out of my way,
like if I got to stop at like a CBS
a lot of years, I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh no, well the doctor of party will give it
to me. You know.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
So I got it yesterday, but I don't feel bad.
I'm like like waiting, like, okay, am I gonna feel
bad right away?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
But I feel pretty good actually, all right, so it's
cool I got my flues.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
People don't feel how many I was gonna say, they
don't feel the Do people feel way about the flu
shot the way they feel about the other other Yeah,
it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Look, if you want your microchips whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's fun. Yeah, science, I'll get you. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Well I've always I've always done the flu shot. It
seems to work out pretty but you know, sometimes I
have gotten the flu. But it's not as bad if
you get the flu shot.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Yeah, I should get I really should get it every time,
just because I travel usually once or twice a year,
and I'll end up getting like real sick being around
other people like this last time, I just got a cold,
but I've gotten like two weeks very sick almost every
single time.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
So well, I'll be around a bunch of people on
Saturdays when I was thinking, you know, and and then
some people might you know whatever, you around a bunch
of people, so if I have a flu shot, it's you.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Know, probably better.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, we're around a lot of people. Yeah, we're very,
very famous, so it's cool.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I shake a lot of hands.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, you keep hand sanitizer on it.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I do not.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I My wife is my hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Shurp us.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
I'll go through like a bunch of people shaking hands
and whatnot, and then I'll just as quietly and subtly
as possible go to my wife and lately hit me
with that.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
See I've seen that.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I've seen that's bad for you, Like you should just
go ahead and take the germs. That way your body
can learn to fight the germs off.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
I mean, so you you're getting a level of germs
at all times that your body is learning to fight off.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
There's but some people got weird hands.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
They're saying that the rest. Do you feel gay yet?
They say that's what happens to you. If you get
the flu shot, you turn gay.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I do not.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
No, it takes a couple of days to kick in. Yeah,
the gay, Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
How will I know it kicked in?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
You?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
You'll be watching the poor in.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
The wrong way. You're eating you're eating the stickers bar
the wrong way. You mean looking at through your your
right eyes here your left eye.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, yeah, you'd be more focused on the dude than
the lady.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
And the shot got me Yeah, okay, yeah, well I'll
look for that.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Then you got to take an anti gay shot. What's
that whiskey? Oh, I'll.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Shot of whiskey. It gets rid of the gate.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Well, but the problem is too much whiskey back to gay.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh my god, man, that's a tight rope. Now.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
I said he's gonna send me a Florida state Florida
state hat.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I mean I wear a Florida state hat.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
You guys are all williing nilly with your fandom again.
You're gonna do the same You're gonna fall in the
same boat that you that Russ fell into that you're
trying to tump the sports gods.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'm gonna get like fifteen hats. You're gonna end up
with an awesome hat collection, which is awful. I'm good
with that, other than this thing. My god, that's the
ugliest hat. Isn't that bad? Look from here? It look
it doesn't look so bad. Well, it's got two different funs.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
That looks like it would be on the back of
old biker chick's ass.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, the worst tattoo you ever saw it because the
heart has chained and then it's got a it's got
an arrow through it and it says bless my heart,
triple R. It's it's pretty. It's pretty bad design already working.
But my friend given to me, so I told her
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I'd wear it. You know, I'll wear pretty much any hat.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Now your friendship is gonna collapse.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Hey, trivia time, I mean your chance to win some
stuff is coming up here in a couple of minutes.
If you'd like to win trivia, all you gotta do
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