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I get you know, the overnight prep, you know stuff
or whatever. And the first thing that came up this
morning is there's a chance aliens might first contact us today.
I don't know if you saw this or not. I
was not aware of this. You would think they would
have told us last week, and maybe they did.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I just didn't read it. I did not know about this.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I just found around for a little while.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I guess it has Yeah, it says well people that
are in the know, it says with UFO News, so
obviously Ryan Holmes being Rocket Ryan is in the know.
I just found out this morning. There's a lot of
sites that are claiming that if we're ever gonna see aliens,
today is the day because it's based on an interstellar.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Comment, satellite comment.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Right, there's a comment that is zipping passes and it
comes closest to the Sun today. It is that a
lot of people who are in the know believe this
is the alien mothership and this is the time if
we're ever gonna see aliens, this would be the time. Uh,
interstellar commet is passing closest to the Sun today. They're
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thinking it's going to get close to the Sun and
take a left turn and come right down here to
Earth and say, hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I guess this thing is as big as this It's
the size of Manhattan. Now, Angel, you lived in New York,
I visited. I don't remember how big Manhattan is? How
big is Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Is? The island of Manhattan is really not that big
in the sense. No, so you say the size of
a podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's only like like seven ish miles.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, it's what's crazy is the amount of the volume
of people in the amount of buildings that are on
the island of Manhattan. We're talking this ship would.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Be twenty two miles the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's a big ships. That's a big ass.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I mean, all the days for us not to wear
our aluminum foil helmets, I have goy Like, how do
you Ryan, you're rocking right, how do you not let
us know? Today would have been the day for us
to do the whole show and our aluminum so the
aliens know that we're down.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well, I'm not like, if we're aliens are shown up,
I'm not gonna look like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Us. I gotta make a good impression.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Gotta look at us. Guy, those guys, those guys, they
know what they're talking. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Now the tinfoil hat, first of all, that it's aluminum ooil.
It doesn't even work. You're not even creating a fair
day cage on your head. That's impossible.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's so they can't read your thoughts. That's that's why
you put that on.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
That would never work. Like that was always dumb.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
You know, you have the ability to create a faraday
cage around you, meaning a thing that like doesn't let
electromagic signals in. But because your head is still exposed
down on the bottom, you would they would still get in.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I never understood that.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't understand a little at the forts. So they
can't read your brain, can't read your mind.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
If your head is covered with aluminum foil, it can't
get here.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You don't know how.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know how thoughts work. My thoughts don't go
through my job. It only goes up.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
They would block anything coming this way, but it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Exactly so if it's coming this way and the aliens
they're good, they're not going to be able to get
to my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You know who's pushing this, some dude for in Harvard,
like a Harvard scientist. Scientist is believing this. He's all
about this whole alien theory.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Ted would Harvard to guys?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, weller, Ryan just wants to Yeah, I don't hope
on our parade we want to talk to aliens with
everything that's going on, and this would be this would
be one thing that would take anything else off the news.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Aliens have visited, you know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But I'm just saying, like I've got dumb friends who've
gone to Harvard. That's Whenever people use that argument, it's like, look, man,
you could couldn't taking right now. I believe that aliens
are real, Like our universe is way too big, it's
way too expansive. If we exist, that means they can,
right right, So, but I don't think they're coming by.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To say hi.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think why would they not?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, they would like plant.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They would look at all.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
The planets, like look at Pluto, I got nothing, and
we look at Mars, got nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh, look at this one, this little blue one that's glimmery.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Look at all the let's shut it down.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Look at all the little ants, the little ants that
are on this little.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Our entire history, you're going to want to party.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Our entire history is like we find another civilization and
we destroy that civilization.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That's that's how we've gotten to where we are now.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, if we.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Aliens would do the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Let's say here, you know, we're people and we're going
into the Amazon and we find this, We find this
beautiful area. It's got all these these weird animals we've
never seen before.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We can win a run down.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Literally in the history of the Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We study him for a little while, we eat one
or two of them to see what they taste like. Yeah,
move on, many take their gold Man kind doesn't have
a good track record like that. Okay, maybe that's a
bad example.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
If they wanted to talk to us, they could. That's
the thing we we can. We can send out radio
with our primitive technology, so they can send it to us.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But they have been for years and we laugh at
people talking to them.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, yeah, because they don't want to visit me.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When I was in Kingwood that time.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
If I'm about to destroy a hornet's nest in my backyard,
I don't I don't try to negotiate first.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well anyway, whatever, that's that's mankind mentality right there. Just
assuming that they're hostile.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, why would they not be hostile?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why would they be hostile?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
They have what they have nothing to gain from us,
you know, it would be a very one side.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know what's going on their planet.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Maybe they use marshmallows to run their ship and they
need more marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Even they need salt water, right, Oh my god. If
they need saltwater and.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They're gonna take the salt water, they're here to negotiate.
Oh yeah, with their interstellar intergalactic traveling capabilities.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They're going to negotiate with the guys. I want to
powder to shoot rocks at people.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I want to vote for a new rocket person on
their show, Right, guys, you need.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
The realist, you guys would be Remember the scene of
Independence Day when they're like, all the.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
People go up on the hold up the sun and
then they open up the gun and they're like, we're coming.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
No, they're going to shoot our faces off.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You're crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You welcome aliens.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, the dolphins your liptards, right.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Exactly, they're a conquering force. If they're coming this way.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Trust well anyway that that really is a news story.
I'm not making it up.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But they're saying, today's to day, if they if they,
if this inst interstellar comment is ever going to happen,
it's closest to Earth today around noon or so. And
if it takes a left and he ends up, it
goes on our doorstop. They're like, oh, wait, wait a minute,
this thing was real, And then why Harmer believes it is?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Where's me?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
If this thing is an interested on a comment, right, Like,
you know, it's funny they're thinking the size of Manhattan
because that's what they always say, like with the size
of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, the size of Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh they're using that size.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, I'm like, don't use that size. Pick a different thing.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The size of Cooba. Yeah, yeah, way worse. That's much bigger.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I do only I don't know. I don't have a
reference from Manhattan. But so you say about seven.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Miles twenty two square miles, but it's about seven miles like,
let's see, okay, I'm trying to find that point across.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, do they have a picture of this comment? Let
me see, I mean we have.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
It's two point three miles across at the widest point,
and it's thirteen point four miles long.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay, so that's not that I mean, you know, speaking,
you know, relatively speaking, I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Not that big.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, they do have a picture of this comment, because
it looked like a space ship.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I mean, it's it's long, it's it's yindrillical and round.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like Russia gonna be really underwhelmed when you see the
image of this thing right there. The comment, by the way,
on the radio, you don't know what he just showed me.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's a picture of a can of comment cleaner, and
it got me because I was really waiting.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
To see the comment, very excited.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I was like, that's pretty bright.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, comment.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't like comment. I don't like that. I don't
like putting the you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
All about comment and the back of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That was the stuff with the bleacher, the grit, the
grit of it. Yeah, I don't know why I don't
like it. I just don't. I like it in a bottle.
I like the spray.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I don't like anything powdery.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, the powdery thing. Yeah, I want to snippet right,
these none of these images are the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, these are all everyone's like doctoring it. But it
just looks like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Just a big rock.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well anyway, big rock comes today, and there are people
thinking that if it takes a left from the sun,
look out, because here they come, and that would not
be the craziest thing that's happened all year.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean, these guys are gonna show these guys are
gonna show up, and we're gonna be like really, yeah
that really we're building a ballroom. We're so under world.
But just what the ballroom is for to greet all
the aliens that are coming.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I'm just hoping, like it's not like, you know, a
bunch of like they get off the ship, the thing
lowers and then out walks like a bunch of Native Americans.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Like, hey, guys, where's our people?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Everybody? Yeah, what y'all do?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We left them there? Where they are?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Oh about that?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's bad, that's funny. That's a movie. They're a like
Native Americans. They got their address and everything. Oh about that?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, maybe they come today.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Maybe if If they do that, I'm fine with it.
Do I have to go to work.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Tomorrow with the aliens are here today?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, I want to be on the air for sure.
I mean, the aliens are here, I'm I'm gonna get
me off the air. I want to talk to him.
I want to talk to people. That's the best time
to be on radio, right when the Yeah, the world's
coming to an end. That's great ratings then, oh yeah,
I'll say every there's no FCC now, so.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Taking over what is due?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
We want?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Hey aliens, you ever heard of pudding print?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Bringing it back?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
All right, well, we will inform you if the interstellar
comment takes a left past the sun and comes this
way live on the air, So you definitely want to
stick around and listen for that. Other than that, we
got a bunch of other big, dumb fun don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the Match of the morning. I do
(13:25):
love all the overnight news. I'm kidding Alens might make
first contact.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Today. Truck full of monkeys crashes in Mississippi. This is
how I see how this movie goes. This is twenty
eight days.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, and they're saying that some of these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
All the venereal diseases that you could possibly want.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, don't touch.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The monkey, they said, don't come near the monkeys because
they have all these diseases. They're research monkeys. That means
they and this is just the stuff they're telling you
that they put in these monkeys, right, Yeah, who knows
what kind of ray? You know, I just watch a
little bit of I only watched like ten minutes because
I couldn't take it. But twenty eight years later, you know,
with that rage, whole rage thing.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You gotta watch it. Yeah, you gotta watch it. From
the very beginning, they were testing on exactly these kind
of monkeys in the very first movie of this series.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And where else would there be better to have rage
and crazy people, but Mississippi that would be the place, right,
mad as hell already because they're in Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And then it pretty sounds like a bad Mississippi headline.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and by the way, they're called aggressive research monkeys
escape from a truck that crash in Mississippi. You can't
make this stuff up. And they're telling people, they're telling
people in the community. And they got a picture one
of the monkeys and he looks mad as hell. He's
raging already. H And they say, please do not come
close to these monkeys. And they sent out the monkey
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hunters to go hunt the monkey.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
How many monkeys are there? Let me let me look
at here.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
This is a Oh, there's only one that's still on
the loose.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Okay, so they got most of the take.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
There's a picture of one of them running across the
top of the top of the roof of a house
and that's the one that they can't get.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Okay, well, you gotta get them. I saw the movie Outbreak.
See that's the movie that sits in my head with
this kind of thing happens you got the outbreak where
that one monkey was the cause of the downfall society,
and then they had to find that specific monkey to
get the antibodies out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's just here.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
They killed all the other monkeys except for one one
is still on the loose.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They just killed the other ones.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, well the others fell off and bumped their head alligator.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Tulane University were studying on these monkeys and they had
all kinds of diseases in them and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Boy, imagine that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Truck driver when he realized, oh man, I just wrecked
and guess what I just lose the boss A bunch
of monkeys with a bunch of disease.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Be an attacked by that monkey, and then you got
to go home and tell your wife like, hey, I
got that syphilis that I got?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What's from? Then it was a monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It was a monkey. It's not the Mississippi monkey.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Mississippi monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
They had hepatitis CEE. They had all kinds of other stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
So these are just some third effect in the monkeys
to what like so human to test on human drugs,
I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I guess is horrible.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They had COVID, they had HIV, they had all. So question,
if you I mean, if that's all worse that's how
they're telling us that they had. Yeah, they good. I
mean there's worst things they're doing.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
There's probably diseases we haven't even thought of yet that
they're testing and trying BECAUSEY don't want to scare us.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Right, but uh, get better drivers for the trucks that
we have in our own lab leak situation here.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I know, you know, I bet knows all about this,
and yeah, I bet she does.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I bet she does. This is like her day.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
It's like it's conspired lab leak day.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It's monkeys super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So question, Yeah, you're in Mississippi and you're just sitting
around you you know it, And they get.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Who do you?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, we got to call somebody to shoot these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Who do you call? Jeb j Just Jeb Jeff just
sitting on the front porch. Hey, Jeb, we got it.
We have monkeys.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Hey Jeff, we just heard you got COVID. We know
you got AIDS.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
You want to go hunt some monkeys, You're the only
one that can do it safely.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Right now. He's got veralls, he's got some overalls, he's
got a couple of shotguns. He's got a good hunting dog.
That's the guy that's a seriously Russ. Who else are
you going to call?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So? If we have Florida Florida wildlife here right, Florida,
that's so in Florida because they're more sophisticated than Mississippis.
So is there a Mississippi wildlife man?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And his job is the one guy? Yeah, there's one
guy's Jeb.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
One guy is Jib and he's got an elephant guns.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And he goes under bus.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, and his job and he shot all the monkeys.
I'm saying, I don't say how many. The monkeys are
forty pounds each. He got them all but one and
didn't say how many he got though.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And the reason we don't know is because one of
them got him.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh damn, forty pound monkeys aggressive to humans?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Uh? I wonder whether agressive to humans?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
All the humans had to have personal protection equipment to
handle the monkeys.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And I'm looking at how many that around forty thirty
that was left over from COVID happened around.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Four point thirty. And then that got the report to
destroy all monkeys. Oh my god, you must destroy all monkeys.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I am telling you the alli. This is a movie. Yeah,
we've seen this movie. There's this This scenario has been
done a handful of times, and none of the scenarios
it ends well. They just told us that, like they
gave us a number of Hey, we've got these guys
containing again because it's Mississippi, because it's remote, because it's rural.
Who knows how many of those monkeys are still out
there running around? Angel listen to this.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Officials would not confirm the number of monkeys had escaped,
but the number of monkeys killed, the number of monkeys killed,
or the number of monkeys that remained in caged But
they do say there's one on the loose and they
and they're saying they killed all the remaining monkeys, but
they will not give us the number of how many monkeys.
(19:10):
But there's a picture of this of this wreckage, and
it looks like there's a bunch of boxes, which could
be a bunch of monkeys.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now what kind of monkeys are talking?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
And we're talking like chimpanzees, baboons, maccox.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I think there's a recent is that recis monkey? I
don't Knowccox couldn't say that you're just wanting to say
that word.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
There's radio walker, he said, mccock.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
The Maccox are loose in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You got it's right, the Mississippi mccox.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Baby, watch out.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
For the.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Mississippi maccox.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Aliens come.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
But if the aliens are a bunch of mccaus hey.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So back to the aliens, that is another story. And
by the way, that this is a legitimate story that's out.
You know people, there are people that believe this is
the day we're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
We'd have to explain to the aliens first, what's the
thing that that you know, you meet one and let's
say you can actually communicate with him, what do we
You got to try to make him say, listen, we're friendly, right,
we have to we have to let them know we're
friendly folks.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I think you would have to explain to them the
concept of Wendy's fast food. Why Wendy's nuts gonna hit
your face? Oh gots alien got your first run out
of these nuts?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Joke get him.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So that's the first thing you do, is these nuts
joke even make them laughs, a sense of humor exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Okay, got to come out with a better one than.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That truckload of aggressive research monkeys escaping get trash truck.
That is one of the greatest lines, man, I've ever seen.
When I woke up in the morning, your first joke
with an alien has to be to pull my finger.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh, like, dude, like the et to them. But then
like you pull their finger and you fart at them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I think the far humor is universal.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's gotta be right.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
They pull your finger, but then they're so strongly pull
your finger directly off and there's blood squirting everywhere, and
then it goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Well that's when I said, my maccock's after him.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Beat that beat.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That oct.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
It's an Indo Chinese recock. That's the kind of animal
that escaped. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, I'm
sure it was it was. Those are the kind here
that have herpes. They're from Indonesia, Indo China.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh, it's the same place. I'm gonna check their passports.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Monkey problem, monkey problems.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Indeed, I don't know what's gonna get us first, deadly
monkeys or Alliams I'm going it's gonna be the monkeys, though,
because the monkeys are here.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now and these are aggressive, mad monkeys.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
They're already mad because they've been locked up, they've been
shot up with all kinds of yeah, COVID and hivs
and all kinds of bad stuff. They're they're they're they're
not feeling good. And now they're loose on one. Now loose
in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Dude, you say one or they're reporting one. That means
it's fifty. Yeah, there's a squad of them, monkey squad. Yeah,
that's a movie monk squad. And they're just watched. They're
they're just slowly or not even slowly. This is quickly
going to turn bad for Mississippi. Man, and we're gonna
have to blow up Mississippi. No one's really gonna miss it,
but we're gonna have to blow it up.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, just nuke it.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
What happened in Mississippi? Monkey monkeys lose? How do you
guys count anymore? We had to change it now it
to montanas.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Where does a monkey have a better chance of living
if there's a crash, if it's I mean, obviously they
shot all the rest of them in Mississippi they went,
so that same crash happens in Florida. Do we get
them just as quick or they monkeys get just go.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
But we've had like a loose herpie monkeys for like
years now, so you don't catch these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We don't want this to happen in Florida. Yeah, the
monkeys would be loose, Yeah, they and yeah the environment
and they'd find and they'd find the See the two
monkeys could find each other, the herpie monkeys and these
monkeys who would find each other, and then there would
be a monkey battalion somewhere out in the swamps of Florida.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, a group of monkeys is literally called a troop
because they will f you up F Troop.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, it wasn't an F Troop reference. I'm not Jeff Howell.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The fact that you.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Knew what I was doing makes me laugh. That's an
old TV show. I just said that so Jeff would laugh.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I remember watching F Troop because it came on niked
night for a period of time, and I was like,
what is this show where this tower just keeps falling over?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
That's the joke? Every time I.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Literally thought I was just saying that for myself. I
didn't think you would know what that meant.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, that's good, We'll get good on your monkeys. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I'm glad you're in Mississippi. I'm glad this happened in
the state like Mississippi, not some lip tard state where
they'd be like, we got to save them. No, you
don't shut it down.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, just shoot, shoot the hell out of them.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Animal testing is one of those things that like I
have to like not think about, like when it comes
to something like this. I get it's important for humanity
and whatnot, but like if you're like testing makeup on
a rabbit, I do tend to feel a.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Certain kind of way about that.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's a pretty little pretty rabbit though, like shade, you know,
I want to see that. But if that rabbit, I
wouldn't mind seeing that putting makeup on a rabbit. You know,
no man, rabbit gets tried it first.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I mean, I actually don't know the number how many
monkeys die each year from testing.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh, that would make me sad. I don't want to
see that. I like monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
For some monkey primates and monkeys, I feel some sort
of a kin show.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I tell he's one of these monkeys with all these
diseases rolls up on you and eats your face. I
don't want a diseased monkey.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'd like a regular, you know, a fit monkey, if
you don't mind. But uh yeah, like the one that
came in here, and you remember the one that came
in here, the little monkey and didn't like women, like, only.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Liked the guys. Hold Angelique's hair.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh my god, I hated Angelique, like every time she talked.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right for throat.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Damn what that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Uh so we have over one hundred thousand monkeys and
any given moment being tested on one.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Hundred thousand yeah people in the US. Yeah, so that
so that means it's triple that number.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh yeah, because it says that this this figure says
it's actually underreported.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Uh so that's good.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
In Russia, they have a statue to a mouse and
the mouse has like a like like holding like a beaker,
and uh it's it's too like it's basically to say
thank you to all the you know, millions and billions
of mice we have to kill, uh, just to do
studies to save us.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Right, that's the thing. Man.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Mice are kind of useless. You always hear the studies.
They're like like, oh, we cured cancer and mice, and
I'm like, that's great.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Do it on people.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, that's the that's the idea, right.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Mice and people like, uh went out of this whole
rabbit hole one time. Mice and people aren't that compatible.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We don't share that much data.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
We don't really that doesn't really ever transfer that well
from mice to people. We just kind of do it
as an experiment, like a thought experiment more than anything
when it comes to mice. So monkeys though, man, this
is crazy to think. Like in the United States, a
place that's not supposed to have monkeys, has one hundred
thousand monkeys just being worked on.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
How many?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
How many do you think we're in that accident because
they're not taking for some reason, they don't want us
to know how many.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, you see the size of the trunck an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
You're right, Oh, that's a lot of monkeys.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I mean, so somebody, some sniper was going sniper crazy and.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Got it all but one.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Now I don't believe that. So you think there was
there twenty monkeys? No more than that, more than twenty, Yeah,
he's a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
They got an ak.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what I'm saying. This is way under reported. There's no.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, it is an eighteen wheel Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's an eighteen wheeler in act with monkeys. And they
won't tell us how many monks, how many aggressive disease
monkeys got loose?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Look at that thing? That number like that threw that number?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Jo, just there's just one running around.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We got all them one, there might be seventeen. We
don't know. Uh. What I have learned is you cannot
trust the government. Dude.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They got they got an image of the monkey escaping
in the truck.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, yeah, that's the bear. That's crazy, dude. That's another.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now you're doing a show for one Nobody else.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Does j and the bear is but I do, and
me and Jeff Howe do.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Wait, okay, so the bear because you guys have brought
it up on the show.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's a show.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The premise of this show that the monkey was a
truck guy.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, the guy I was parked the stupid as present. Ever,
the guy was a truck driver and he had a
monkey named Bja for a monkey by the way, or
the monkey's name the wait, no, he was He's the bear,
BJ was the monkey?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He was BJ hej Bear's the monkey. Bear's okay, my bad.
Uh there's the monkey, Bear's the monkey, which makes no sense,
but I guess said.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
He was somewhat of a like a uh he was
a good looking dude and drive a truck and.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Almost like an investigator. He's like loving crime, solving crimes. Yeah, yeah,
him and the bear.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, okay, I guess was he an Indonesian Indo China's recent.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Cog that my friend is a chimpanzee. That's a chimpanzee,
which is a different Oh. See, people would not put
up with shooting chimpanzees. They're so close to people, like
little kids. You know, nobody was like monkeys. Okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I think in twenty twenty five we know that they'll
rip your face and genitals off, So I have no problem.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Chimp, a little cute chimp like that, a chimp with
a yellow T shirt and a fun hat.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
No, what was that whole show that you watched with
that lady monkey queen or whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, but those were like those were orangu tanks. No, no,
not a rang tangs. Uh, those were big. Maybe they
were chemps. But they got big and mean and nasty,
and their teeth got bad and the breath got bad,
and nobody liked him anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So, you know, but when.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
They're cute and little and you can put a hat
on them and a nice little yellow T shirt.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, I see, they're cute. They look like what was
the guy that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
That that had a he would take the monkey to
the zoo. Uh and he'd give him a red balloon
or something.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You're talking about Curious George.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Curious George. Everybody loved Curious George.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
You hit him right in the field. God, he dropped the.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Voice and everything.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I know. My nanny used to read me Curious George
when I go to a house, and that's what remind
me of That's why I got. I got all up
in my feelings for a second. Sorry, sent I got
in the middle for a second.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Sorry. All right, Back to the Matach jokes.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right, listen, more big dumb fun when we come back,
Do not go anywhere. BJ is the best friend, The
bear was the okay, the bear was the monkey, and
Sheriff Lobo. Okay, so some people remember it. All right,
you're listening to the Master of the Morning so over
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Speaker 2 (30:44):
A lot of people voting.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You still have time to vote if you haven't. You guys,
our audience, our listeners, you guys get to decide who
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And here are your nominees. And if you didn't know,
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He came in the day that we did Pizza Possazz.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
TJ.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Miller was and probably the longest and really was funny.
Guy Tory has been in so many times and deserves
to be in for sure. Christy Martin who was amazing
and another one deserves to be in. And a lot
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you also can get some monster merch while you're popping
through there and checking it out. So all that is happening,
uh there while we were you made several references to
(32:06):
old television shows. Ryan, So this is another one of
the things that I got overnight which I thought was interesting.
They did an auction of all this stuff from old
TV shows, and they auctioned off a.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
How much money do you think, like for they got
the Batman and Robin's costumes from the original you know
it was Adam Westbrook word from the nineteen sixty show.
What do you think that both their costumes brought.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
In two boy five million?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, no, not that much.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
A matter of fact, all of the Batman stuff brought
in a million dollars. But Batman and Robin's costume was
five hundred and seventy five thousand dollars. The Joker's costume
was two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then you had
they auction off stuff by like the stuff the penguin
was wearing, the stuff Catwoman was wearing. All together, it
(32:58):
all brought like a million dollars. Batman's battle ring bought
fifty thousand dollars. They had a Wonder Woman's costume that
Linda Carter wore.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
What do you think it brought in?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Oh, just a sniffet, probably four hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Four hundred thousand. What do you think, angel, let's go
with two hundred, two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You're you're in the You're in there. Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
They had two of Fonzie's leather jackets worn by Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What do you think they brought in?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Seventy five thousand?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, one of.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Them brought exactly seventy five thousand dollars and the other
one that went first was eighty seven thousand dollars. Captain
Kirk's Starfleet uniform warned by William Shatner on Star Trek.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
That's pretty cool, what do you think? But man, it's
just a stretchy shirt.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Right.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
So sixty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Sixty two thousand dollars, you're you're dialed in to where
we're at now.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, Okay, you know, I dream of Jeanie. Do you
remember that show? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, Genie? He had a pink Harrem costume. What do
you think they warned by Barbara Eaton? What do you
think you brought in Angel? The pink costume worn by
Barbara Eaton?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Aby K? Where do you think Ryan fifty k?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Forty two thousand dollars Herman Monster's costume worn by Fred
Gwyn from The Monsters?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What do you think Angel?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Remember going down in price?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, I would say forty nine pretty close?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
What do you think Ryan of forty nine thirty seven thousand,
five hundred dollars? And then Maxwell's Smart. I don't know
if you guys remember that show, Maxwell Smart, his life
gets Smart? His shoe phone, remember he had the shoe
worn by Don Adams, brought.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
In two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Thirty five thousand dollars. All those things were auctioned off
this week. I know they talked about it for a while,
like the but the Batman stuff went for the most,
and with all the Batman stuff almost a million dollars.
So I guess it's like a museum buys that stuff
and displays it.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Collectors collectors themselves who are fans of that era of TV.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, so hey, speaking of auction, somebody asked me the
other day if we're going to be Chris just a
couple of months from now, are we going to be
at the Meekham auction this year?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Angel I didn't know what to say those conversations, Those
discussions have begin in earnest, So we're looking forward to
There's some really cool news coming from the Mika Moxon
that happens here in UH at the Silver Spurs Arena area.
They've got some really incredible collections that they're adding to
it this year. So I've talked to Dave about because
(35:44):
they signed up this really cool Ferrari collection that's going
to be there, and so I'm excited to be to
get us out there again and have the whole show
out there broadcasting. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
We're now we're making plans for next year because here
we are getting into like next week's November.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know, we got I mean just and this is
just ball parking it, but we've got Mika Maxon that
usually happens like the week that we get back then
like literally then the following week after that, we were
I mean, we're already giving away Monster Jam tickets and
then we've got our wrestling event out and winter. Hey
that's what the sixteenth, the sixteenth January, you know, and
then hopefully I'll lock this in here. But late January
(36:23):
early February would be the first vinal night for next year.
Oh good, you know, and I don't want to wait
on that, and so so yeah, we're gonna hit the
ground running come twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
And then when we're playing another brew Bus at the
first quarter.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, let's do that. So typically what we do with
that one would beat you, like march.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Man, I got to tell you once again, just all
the good all the positive feedback I got from this
Monster Brewbus was cool.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Man.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Uh, you know, I'm still receiving people sending me emails
like thanking us for you know, they had such a
great time they got to meet us out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
It was definitely positive one for sure. So you want
to go on the you want to go on the
next one when we start tickets available.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, that was a fun one for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
And by the way, we do have coming up. We
have one last big event of the year and that
is the Miss Monster Bless Show. That's gonna be December
the fifth. You got Angelique the Dancing Queen performing am
Bernova performing and performance also by Daisy del Toro.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
BB Caliber, our current.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Miss Monster Burlesque, will perform, and then we have five
other contestants that want to be the twenty twenty six
Miss Monster Burless. So tickets go on sale for that
on Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, so grab them while you can,
because we're gonna be at the Abbey, which is a
smaller location than we were at before.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's what which means you'll.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Be closer to the ladies and closer to the action,
and the Abbey is a classy joint man, So looking
forward to the Tickets go on sale.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Monday, so grab them on Monday. Yes, I was gonna say,
did you guys see bb Caliber's Halloween post. I guess
she did a Halloween burlesque. No, I haven't seen it yet,
Holy smokes, it was terrifying. Said, yeah, I guess she's
doing a spooky one or whatever. But it's the first
time I've ever seen her stuff pop up and I
was like, whoa it was. It was a really good costume.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Oh good, Yeah, she's coming in next week, is that okay?
And I've been going back and forth because there's some
other stuff that she opened up with us last time
and talked about her counseling and stuff, and she's wanted
to do that some more. So we'll have her come
in next week. But all right, we got to take
a little break. Yes, we've got a really killer prize
for today. So on top of the cool stuff that
we've been given away, something came through last night. I
(38:40):
saw that and it's been added and we're the first
ones giving it away today. So just to kind of
you know, you're going on that listen to see what
prize we have. When we come back, I guarantee you
you're gonna want to get on the line and win
this prize because not only do we have a monster,
we got something even we've got some big We got
some big stuff. So get on the line. The telephone
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numbers four oh seven, nine one six one o four one, uh,
get on the line for trivia.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
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morning is there's a chance aliens might first contact us today.
I don't know if you saw this or not. I
was not aware of this. You would think they would
have told us last week, and maybe they did.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I just didn't read it. I did not know about this.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I just found around for a little while.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I guess it has Yeah, it says well people that
are in the know, it says with UFO News, so
obviously Ryan Holmes being Rocket Ryan is in the know.
I just found out this morning. There's a lot of
sites that are claiming that if we're ever gonna see aliens,
today is the day because it's based on an interstellar.
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Comment, satellite comment.
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Right, there's a comment that is zipping passes and it
comes closest to the Sun today. It is that a
lot of people who are in the know believe this
is the alien mothership and this is the time if
we're ever gonna see aliens, this would be the time. Uh,
interstellar commet is passing closest to the Sun today. They're
(03:38):
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take a left turn and come right down here to
Earth and say, hey, what's up?
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How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I guess this thing is as big as this It's
the size of Manhattan. Now, Angel, you lived in New York,
I visited. I don't remember how big Manhattan is? How
big is Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Is? The island of Manhattan is really not that big
in the sense. No, so you say the size of
a podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's only like like seven ish miles.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, it's what's crazy is the amount of the volume
of people in the amount of buildings that are on
the island of Manhattan. We're talking this ship would.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Be twenty two miles the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's a big ships. That's a big ass.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I mean, all the days for us not to wear
our aluminum foil helmets, I have goy Like, how do
you Ryan, you're rocking right, how do you not let
us know? Today would have been the day for us
to do the whole show and our aluminum so the
aliens know that we're down.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well, I'm not like, if we're aliens are shown up,
I'm not gonna look like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Us. I gotta make a good impression.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Gotta look at us. Guy, those guys, those guys, they
know what they're talking. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Now the tinfoil hat, first of all, that it's aluminum ooil.
It doesn't even work. You're not even creating a fair
day cage on your head. That's impossible.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's so they can't read your thoughts. That's that's why
you put that on.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
That would never work. Like that was always dumb.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
You know, you have the ability to create a faraday
cage around you, meaning a thing that like doesn't let
electromagic signals in. But because your head is still exposed
down on the bottom, you would they would still get in.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I never understood that.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't understand a little at the forts. So they
can't read your brain, can't read your mind.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
If your head is covered with aluminum foil, it can't
get here.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You don't know how.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know how thoughts work. My thoughts don't go
through my job. It only goes up.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
They would block anything coming this way, but it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Exactly so if it's coming this way and the aliens
they're good, they're not going to be able to get
to my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You know who's pushing this, some dude for in Harvard,
like a Harvard scientist. Scientist is believing this. He's all
about this whole alien theory.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Ted would Harvard to guys?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, weller, Ryan just wants to Yeah, I don't hope
on our parade we want to talk to aliens with
everything that's going on, and this would be this would
be one thing that would take anything else off the news.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Aliens have visited, you know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
But I'm just saying, like I've got dumb friends who've
gone to Harvard. That's Whenever people use that argument, it's like, look, man,
you could couldn't taking right now. I believe that aliens
are real, Like our universe is way too big, it's
way too expansive. If we exist, that means they can,
right right, So, but I don't think they're coming by.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To say hi.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think why would they not?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, they would like plant.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They would look at all.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
The planets, like look at Pluto, I got nothing, and
we look at Mars, got nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh, look at this one, this little blue one that's glimmery.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Look at all the let's shut it down.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Look at all the little ants, the little ants that
are on this little.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Our entire history, you're going to want to party.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Our entire history is like we find another civilization and
we destroy that civilization.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That's that's how we've gotten to where we are now.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, if we.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Aliens would do the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Let's say here, you know, we're people and we're going
into the Amazon and we find this, We find this
beautiful area. It's got all these these weird animals we've
never seen before.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We can win a run down.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Literally in the history of the Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We study him for a little while, we eat one
or two of them to see what they taste like. Yeah,
move on, many take their gold Man kind doesn't have
a good track record like that. Okay, maybe that's a
bad example.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
If they wanted to talk to us, they could. That's
the thing we we can. We can send out radio
with our primitive technology, so they can send it to us.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But they have been for years and we laugh at
people talking to them.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, yeah, because they don't want to visit me.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When I was in Kingwood that time.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
If I'm about to destroy a hornet's nest in my backyard,
I don't I don't try to negotiate first.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well anyway, whatever, that's that's mankind mentality right there. Just
assuming that they're hostile.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, why would they not be hostile?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why would they be hostile?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
They have what they have nothing to gain from us,
you know, it would be a very one side.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know what's going on their planet.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Maybe they use marshmallows to run their ship and they
need more marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Even they need salt water, right, Oh my god. If
they need saltwater and.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They're gonna take the salt water, they're here to negotiate.
Oh yeah, with their interstellar intergalactic traveling capabilities.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They're going to negotiate with the guys. I want to
powder to shoot rocks at people.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I want to vote for a new rocket person on
their show, Right, guys, you need.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
The realist, you guys would be Remember the scene of
Independence Day when they're like, all the.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
People go up on the hold up the sun and
then they open up the gun and they're like, we're coming.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
No, they're going to shoot our faces off.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
You're crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You welcome aliens.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, the dolphins your liptards, right.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Exactly, they're a conquering force. If they're coming this way.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Trust well anyway that that really is a news story.
I'm not making it up.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But they're saying, today's to day, if they if they,
if this inst interstellar comment is ever going to happen,
it's closest to Earth today around noon or so. And
if it takes a left and he ends up, it
goes on our doorstop. They're like, oh, wait, wait a minute,
this thing was real, And then why Harmer believes it is?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Where's me?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
If this thing is an interested on a comment, right, Like,
you know, it's funny they're thinking the size of Manhattan
because that's what they always say, like with the size
of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, the size of Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh they're using that size.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, I'm like, don't use that size. Pick a different thing.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The size of Cooba. Yeah, yeah, way worse. That's much bigger.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I do only I don't know. I don't have a
reference from Manhattan. But so you say about seven.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Miles twenty two square miles, but it's about seven miles like,
let's see, okay, I'm trying to find that point across.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Okay, do they have a picture of this comment? Let
me see, I mean we have.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
It's two point three miles across at the widest point,
and it's thirteen point four miles long.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay, so that's not that I mean, you know, speaking,
you know, relatively speaking, I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Not that big.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, they do have a picture of this comment, because
it looked like a space ship.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I mean, it's it's long, it's it's yindrillical and round.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like Russia gonna be really underwhelmed when you see the
image of this thing right there. The comment, by the way,
on the radio, you don't know what he just showed me.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's a picture of a can of comment cleaner, and
it got me because I was really waiting.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
To see the comment, very excited.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I was like, that's pretty bright.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, comment.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't like comment. I don't like that. I don't
like putting the you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
All about comment and the back of the day.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That was the stuff with the bleacher, the grit, the
grit of it. Yeah, I don't know why I don't
like it. I just don't. I like it in a bottle.
I like the spray.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, I don't like anything powdery.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, the powdery thing. Yeah, I want to snippet right,
these none of these images are the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, these are all everyone's like doctoring it. But it
just looks like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Just a big rock.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well anyway, big rock comes today, and there are people
thinking that if it takes a left from the sun,
look out, because here they come, and that would not
be the craziest thing that's happened all year.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean, these guys are gonna show these guys are
gonna show up, and we're gonna be like really, yeah
that really we're building a ballroom. We're so under world.
But just what the ballroom is for to greet all
the aliens that are coming.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I'm just hoping, like it's not like, you know, a
bunch of like they get off the ship, the thing
lowers and then out walks like a bunch of Native Americans.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Like, hey, guys, where's our people?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Everybody? Yeah, what y'all do?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We left them there? Where they are?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Oh about that?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's bad, that's funny. That's a movie. They're a like
Native Americans. They got their address and everything. Oh about that?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, maybe they come today.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Maybe if If they do that, I'm fine with it.
Do I have to go to work.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Tomorrow with the aliens are here today?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, I want to be on the air for sure.
I mean, the aliens are here, I'm I'm gonna get
me off the air. I want to talk to him.
I want to talk to people. That's the best time
to be on radio, right when the Yeah, the world's
coming to an end. That's great ratings then, oh yeah,
I'll say every there's no FCC now, so.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Taking over what is due?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
We want?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Hey aliens, you ever heard of pudding print?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Bringing it back?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
All right, well, we will inform you if the interstellar
comment takes a left past the sun and comes this
way live on the air, So you definitely want to
stick around and listen for that. Other than that, we
got a bunch of other big, dumb fun don't go anywhere.
You're listening to the Match of the morning. I do
(13:25):
love all the overnight news. I'm kidding Alens might make
first contact.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Today. Truck full of monkeys crashes in Mississippi. This is
how I see how this movie goes. This is twenty
eight days.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, and they're saying that some of these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
All the venereal diseases that you could possibly want.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, don't touch.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The monkey, they said, don't come near the monkeys because
they have all these diseases. They're research monkeys. That means
they and this is just the stuff they're telling you
that they put in these monkeys, right, Yeah, who knows
what kind of ray? You know, I just watch a
little bit of I only watched like ten minutes because
I couldn't take it. But twenty eight years later, you know,
with that rage, whole rage thing.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You gotta watch it. Yeah, you gotta watch it. From
the very beginning, they were testing on exactly these kind
of monkeys in the very first movie of this series.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And where else would there be better to have rage
and crazy people, but Mississippi that would be the place, right,
mad as hell already because they're in Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And then it pretty sounds like a bad Mississippi headline.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and by the way, they're called aggressive research monkeys
escape from a truck that crash in Mississippi. You can't
make this stuff up. And they're telling people, they're telling
people in the community. And they got a picture one
of the monkeys and he looks mad as hell. He's
raging already. H And they say, please do not come
close to these monkeys. And they sent out the monkey
(14:50):
hunters to go hunt the monkey.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
How many monkeys are there? Let me let me look
at here.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
This is a Oh, there's only one that's still on
the loose.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Okay, so they got most of the take.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
There's a picture of one of them running across the
top of the top of the roof of a house
and that's the one that they can't get.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Okay, well, you gotta get them. I saw the movie Outbreak.
See that's the movie that sits in my head with
this kind of thing happens you got the outbreak where
that one monkey was the cause of the downfall society,
and then they had to find that specific monkey to
get the antibodies out of it.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's just here.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
They killed all the other monkeys except for one one
is still on the loose.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
They just killed the other ones.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, well the others fell off and bumped their head alligator.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Tulane University were studying on these monkeys and they had
all kinds of diseases in them and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Boy, imagine that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Truck driver when he realized, oh man, I just wrecked
and guess what I just lose the boss A bunch
of monkeys with a bunch of disease.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Be an attacked by that monkey, and then you got
to go home and tell your wife like, hey, I
got that syphilis that I got?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What's from? Then it was a monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It was a monkey. It's not the Mississippi monkey.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Mississippi monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
They had hepatitis CEE. They had all kinds of other stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
So these are just some third effect in the monkeys
to what like so human to test on human drugs,
I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I guess is horrible.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They had COVID, they had HIV, they had all. So question,
if you I mean, if that's all worse that's how
they're telling us that they had. Yeah, they good. I
mean there's worst things they're doing.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
There's probably diseases we haven't even thought of yet that
they're testing and trying BECAUSEY don't want to scare us.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Right, but uh, get better drivers for the trucks that
we have in our own lab leak situation here.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I know, you know, I bet knows all about this,
and yeah, I bet she does.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I bet she does. This is like her day.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
It's like it's conspired lab leak day.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
It's monkeys super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So question, Yeah, you're in Mississippi and you're just sitting
around you you know it, And they get.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Who do you?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, we got to call somebody to shoot these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Who do you call? Jeb j Just Jeb Jeff just
sitting on the front porch. Hey, Jeb, we got it.
We have monkeys.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Hey Jeff, we just heard you got COVID. We know
you got AIDS.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
You want to go hunt some monkeys, You're the only
one that can do it safely.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Right now. He's got veralls, he's got some overalls, he's
got a couple of shotguns. He's got a good hunting dog.
That's the guy that's a seriously Russ. Who else are
you going to call?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So? If we have Florida Florida wildlife here right, Florida,
that's so in Florida because they're more sophisticated than Mississippis.
So is there a Mississippi wildlife man?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And his job is the one guy? Yeah, there's one
guy's Jeb.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
One guy is Jib and he's got an elephant guns.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And he goes under bus.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, and his job and he shot all the monkeys.
I'm saying, I don't say how many. The monkeys are
forty pounds each. He got them all but one and
didn't say how many he got though.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And the reason we don't know is because one of
them got him.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh damn, forty pound monkeys aggressive to humans?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Uh? I wonder whether agressive to humans?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
All the humans had to have personal protection equipment to
handle the monkeys.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And I'm looking at how many that around forty thirty
that was left over from COVID happened around.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Four point thirty. And then that got the report to
destroy all monkeys. Oh my god, you must destroy all monkeys.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I am telling you the alli. This is a movie. Yeah,
we've seen this movie. There's this This scenario has been
done a handful of times, and none of the scenarios
it ends well. They just told us that, like they
gave us a number of Hey, we've got these guys
containing again because it's Mississippi, because it's remote, because it's rural.
Who knows how many of those monkeys are still out
there running around? Angel listen to this.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Officials would not confirm the number of monkeys had escaped,
but the number of monkeys killed, the number of monkeys killed,
or the number of monkeys that remained in caged But
they do say there's one on the loose and they
and they're saying they killed all the remaining monkeys, but
they will not give us the number of how many monkeys.
(19:10):
But there's a picture of this of this wreckage, and
it looks like there's a bunch of boxes, which could
be a bunch of monkeys.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now what kind of monkeys are talking?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
And we're talking like chimpanzees, baboons, maccox.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I think there's a recent is that recis monkey? I
don't Knowccox couldn't say that you're just wanting to say
that word.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
There's radio walker, he said, mccock.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
The Maccox are loose in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You got it's right, the Mississippi mccox.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Baby, watch out.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
For the.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Mississippi maccox.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Aliens come.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
But if the aliens are a bunch of mccaus hey.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So back to the aliens, that is another story. And
by the way, that this is a legitimate story that's out.
You know people, there are people that believe this is
the day we're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
We'd have to explain to the aliens first, what's the
thing that that you know, you meet one and let's
say you can actually communicate with him, what do we
You got to try to make him say, listen, we're friendly, right,
we have to we have to let them know we're
friendly folks.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I think you would have to explain to them the
concept of Wendy's fast food. Why Wendy's nuts gonna hit
your face? Oh gots alien got your first run out
of these nuts?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Joke get him.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So that's the first thing you do, is these nuts
joke even make them laughs, a sense of humor exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Okay, got to come out with a better one than.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That truckload of aggressive research monkeys escaping get trash truck.
That is one of the greatest lines, man, I've ever seen.
When I woke up in the morning, your first joke
with an alien has to be to pull my finger.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh, like, dude, like the et to them. But then
like you pull their finger and you fart at them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I think the far humor is universal.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's gotta be right.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
They pull your finger, but then they're so strongly pull
your finger directly off and there's blood squirting everywhere, and
then it goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Well that's when I said, my maccock's after him.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Beat that beat.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That oct.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
It's an Indo Chinese recock. That's the kind of animal
that escaped. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, I'm
sure it was it was. Those are the kind here
that have herpes. They're from Indonesia, Indo China.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh, it's the same place. I'm gonna check their passports.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Monkey problem, monkey problems.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Indeed, I don't know what's gonna get us first, deadly
monkeys or Alliams I'm going it's gonna be the monkeys, though,
because the monkeys are here.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now and these are aggressive, mad monkeys.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
They're already mad because they've been locked up, they've been
shot up with all kinds of yeah, COVID and hivs
and all kinds of bad stuff. They're they're they're they're
not feeling good. And now they're loose on one. Now loose
in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Dude, you say one or they're reporting one. That means
it's fifty. Yeah, there's a squad of them, monkey squad. Yeah,
that's a movie monk squad. And they're just watched. They're
they're just slowly or not even slowly. This is quickly
going to turn bad for Mississippi. Man, and we're gonna
have to blow up Mississippi. No one's really gonna miss it,
but we're gonna have to blow it up.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, just nuke it.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
What happened in Mississippi? Monkey monkeys lose? How do you
guys count anymore? We had to change it now it
to montanas.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Where does a monkey have a better chance of living
if there's a crash, if it's I mean, obviously they
shot all the rest of them in Mississippi they went,
so that same crash happens in Florida. Do we get
them just as quick or they monkeys get just go.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
But we've had like a loose herpie monkeys for like
years now, so you don't catch these monkeys.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We don't want this to happen in Florida. Yeah, the
monkeys would be loose, Yeah, they and yeah the environment
and they'd find and they'd find the See the two
monkeys could find each other, the herpie monkeys and these
monkeys who would find each other, and then there would
be a monkey battalion somewhere out in the swamps of Florida.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, a group of monkeys is literally called a troop
because they will f you up F Troop.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, it wasn't an F Troop reference. I'm not Jeff Howell.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The fact that you.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Knew what I was doing makes me laugh. That's an
old TV show. I just said that so Jeff would laugh.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I remember watching F Troop because it came on niked
night for a period of time, and I was like,
what is this show where this tower just keeps falling over?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
That's the joke? Every time I.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Literally thought I was just saying that for myself. I
didn't think you would know what that meant.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, that's good, We'll get good on your monkeys. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I'm glad you're in Mississippi. I'm glad this happened in
the state like Mississippi, not some lip tard state where
they'd be like, we got to save them. No, you
don't shut it down.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, just shoot, shoot the hell out of them.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Animal testing is one of those things that like I
have to like not think about, like when it comes
to something like this. I get it's important for humanity
and whatnot, but like if you're like testing makeup on
a rabbit, I do tend to feel a.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Certain kind of way about that.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's a pretty little pretty rabbit though, like shade, you know,
I want to see that. But if that rabbit, I
wouldn't mind seeing that putting makeup on a rabbit. You know,
no man, rabbit gets tried it first.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I mean, I actually don't know the number how many
monkeys die each year from testing.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh, that would make me sad. I don't want to
see that. I like monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
For some monkey primates and monkeys, I feel some sort
of a kin show.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I tell he's one of these monkeys with all these
diseases rolls up on you and eats your face. I
don't want a diseased monkey.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'd like a regular, you know, a fit monkey, if
you don't mind. But uh yeah, like the one that
came in here, and you remember the one that came
in here, the little monkey and didn't like women, like, only.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Liked the guys. Hold Angelique's hair.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh my god, I hated Angelique, like every time she talked.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right for throat.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Damn what that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Uh so we have over one hundred thousand monkeys and
any given moment being tested on one.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Hundred thousand yeah people in the US. Yeah, so that
so that means it's triple that number.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh yeah, because it says that this this figure says
it's actually underreported.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Uh so that's good.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
In Russia, they have a statue to a mouse and
the mouse has like a like like holding like a beaker,
and uh it's it's too like it's basically to say
thank you to all the you know, millions and billions
of mice we have to kill, uh, just to do
studies to save us.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Right, that's the thing. Man.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Mice are kind of useless. You always hear the studies.
They're like like, oh, we cured cancer and mice, and
I'm like, that's great.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Do it on people.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, that's the that's the idea, right.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Mice and people like, uh went out of this whole
rabbit hole one time. Mice and people aren't that compatible.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We don't share that much data.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
We don't really that doesn't really ever transfer that well
from mice to people. We just kind of do it
as an experiment, like a thought experiment more than anything
when it comes to mice. So monkeys though, man, this
is crazy to think. Like in the United States, a
place that's not supposed to have monkeys, has one hundred
thousand monkeys just being worked on.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
How many?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
How many do you think we're in that accident because
they're not taking for some reason, they don't want us
to know how many.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, you see the size of the trunck an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
You're right, Oh, that's a lot of monkeys.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I mean, so somebody, some sniper was going sniper crazy and.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Got it all but one.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Now I don't believe that. So you think there was
there twenty monkeys? No more than that, more than twenty, Yeah,
he's a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
They got an ak.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what I'm saying. This is way under reported. There's no.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, it is an eighteen wheel Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's an eighteen wheeler in act with monkeys. And they
won't tell us how many monks, how many aggressive disease
monkeys got loose?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Look at that thing? That number like that threw that number?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Jo, just there's just one running around.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We got all them one, there might be seventeen. We
don't know. Uh. What I have learned is you cannot
trust the government. Dude.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
This is crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They got they got an image of the monkey escaping
in the truck.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, yeah, that's the bear. That's crazy, dude. That's another.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now you're doing a show for one Nobody else.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Does j and the bear is but I do, and
me and Jeff Howe do.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Wait, okay, so the bear because you guys have brought
it up on the show.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's a show.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The premise of this show that the monkey was a
truck guy.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, the guy I was parked the stupid as present. Ever,
the guy was a truck driver and he had a
monkey named Bja for a monkey by the way, or
the monkey's name the wait, no, he was He's the bear,
BJ was the monkey?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He was BJ hej Bear's the monkey. Bear's okay, my bad.
Uh there's the monkey, Bear's the monkey, which makes no sense,
but I guess said.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
He was somewhat of a like a uh he was
a good looking dude and drive a truck and.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Almost like an investigator. He's like loving crime, solving crimes. Yeah, yeah,
him and the bear.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, okay, I guess was he an Indonesian Indo China's recent.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Cog that my friend is a chimpanzee. That's a chimpanzee,
which is a different Oh. See, people would not put
up with shooting chimpanzees. They're so close to people, like
little kids. You know, nobody was like monkeys. Okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I think in twenty twenty five we know that they'll
rip your face and genitals off, So I have no problem.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Chimp, a little cute chimp like that, a chimp with
a yellow T shirt and a fun hat.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
No, what was that whole show that you watched with
that lady monkey queen or whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, but those were like those were orangu tanks. No, no,
not a rang tangs. Uh, those were big. Maybe they
were chemps. But they got big and mean and nasty,
and their teeth got bad and the breath got bad,
and nobody liked him anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So, you know, but when.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
They're cute and little and you can put a hat
on them and a nice little yellow T shirt.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, I see, they're cute. They look like what was
the guy that.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
That that had a he would take the monkey to
the zoo. Uh and he'd give him a red balloon
or something.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You're talking about Curious George.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Curious George. Everybody loved Curious George.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
You hit him right in the field. God, he dropped the.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Voice and everything.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I know. My nanny used to read me Curious George
when I go to a house, and that's what remind
me of That's why I got. I got all up
in my feelings for a second. Sorry, sent I got
in the middle for a second.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Sorry. All right, Back to the Matach jokes.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right, listen, more big dumb fun when we come back,
Do not go anywhere. BJ is the best friend, The
bear was the okay, the bear was the monkey, and
Sheriff Lobo. Okay, so some people remember it. All right,
you're listening to the Master of the Morning so over
(30:38):
a thousand people voted yesterday, and you got three days
to vote for the Monster Guest Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
A lot of people voting.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You still have time to vote if you haven't. You guys,
our audience, our listeners, you guys get to decide who
goes up next in the Monster Guests Hall of Fame.
And here are your nominees. And if you didn't know,
now you can go to real Radio dot fm to
vote or Real Radiomsters dot com. I made it available
(31:09):
for both places. You can just click there and go
right to voting. Will it be Don l Rawlings who
was so funny when he came in? Billy Gardell came
in twice, had two great, great interviews. Nick Schwartzen was awesome.
He came in the day that we did Pizza Possazz.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
TJ.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Miller was and probably the longest and really was funny.
Guy Tory has been in so many times and deserves
to be in for sure. Christy Martin who was amazing
and another one deserves to be in. And a lot
of people voting for Teal Piper now, so you can
vote who you think should be in next. Just go
(31:45):
to Real Monsters dot Fm. Or Real Radio dot FM
or Real Radio Monsters dot com, whichever one you want
to do. You can go to that and you can
vote when if you go to real Radio Monsters dot com,
you also can get some monster merch while you're popping
through there and checking it out. So all that is happening,
uh there while we were you made several references to
(32:06):
old television shows. Ryan, So this is another one of
the things that I got overnight which I thought was interesting.
They did an auction of all this stuff from old
TV shows, and they auctioned off a.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
How much money do you think, like for they got
the Batman and Robin's costumes from the original you know
it was Adam Westbrook word from the nineteen sixty show.
What do you think that both their costumes brought.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
In two boy five million?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, no, not that much.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
A matter of fact, all of the Batman stuff brought
in a million dollars. But Batman and Robin's costume was
five hundred and seventy five thousand dollars. The Joker's costume
was two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then you had
they auction off stuff by like the stuff the penguin
was wearing, the stuff Catwoman was wearing. All together, it
(32:58):
all brought like a million dollars. Batman's battle ring bought
fifty thousand dollars. They had a Wonder Woman's costume that
Linda Carter wore.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
What do you think it brought in?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Oh, just a sniffet, probably four hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Four hundred thousand. What do you think, angel, let's go
with two hundred, two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
You're you're in the You're in there. Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
They had two of Fonzie's leather jackets worn by Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What do you think they brought in?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Seventy five thousand?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, one of.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Them brought exactly seventy five thousand dollars and the other
one that went first was eighty seven thousand dollars. Captain
Kirk's Starfleet uniform warned by William Shatner on Star Trek.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
That's pretty cool, what do you think? But man, it's
just a stretchy shirt.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Right.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
So sixty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Sixty two thousand dollars, you're you're dialed in to where
we're at now.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, Okay, you know, I dream of Jeanie. Do you
remember that show? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, Genie? He had a pink Harrem costume. What do
you think they warned by Barbara Eaton? What do you
think you brought in Angel? The pink costume worn by
Barbara Eaton?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Aby K? Where do you think Ryan fifty k?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Forty two thousand dollars Herman Monster's costume worn by Fred
Gwyn from The Monsters?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What do you think Angel?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Remember going down in price?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, I would say forty nine pretty close?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
What do you think Ryan of forty nine thirty seven thousand,
five hundred dollars? And then Maxwell's Smart. I don't know
if you guys remember that show, Maxwell Smart, his life
gets Smart? His shoe phone, remember he had the shoe
worn by Don Adams, brought.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
In two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Thirty five thousand dollars. All those things were auctioned off
this week. I know they talked about it for a while,
like the but the Batman stuff went for the most,
and with all the Batman stuff almost a million dollars.
So I guess it's like a museum buys that stuff
and displays it.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Collectors collectors themselves who are fans of that era of TV.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, so hey, speaking of auction, somebody asked me the
other day if we're going to be Chris just a
couple of months from now, are we going to be
at the Meekham auction this year?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Angel I didn't know what to say those conversations, Those
discussions have begin in earnest, So we're looking forward to
There's some really cool news coming from the Mika Moxon
that happens here in UH at the Silver Spurs Arena area.
They've got some really incredible collections that they're adding to
it this year. So I've talked to Dave about because
(35:44):
they signed up this really cool Ferrari collection that's going
to be there, and so I'm excited to be to
get us out there again and have the whole show
out there broadcasting. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
We're now we're making plans for next year because here
we are getting into like next week's November.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know, we got I mean just and this is
just ball parking it, but we've got Mika Maxon that
usually happens like the week that we get back then
like literally then the following week after that, we were
I mean, we're already giving away Monster Jam tickets and
then we've got our wrestling event out and winter. Hey
that's what the sixteenth, the sixteenth January, you know, and
then hopefully I'll lock this in here. But late January
(36:23):
early February would be the first vinal night for next year.
Oh good, you know, and I don't want to wait
on that, and so so yeah, we're gonna hit the
ground running come twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
And then when we're playing another brew Bus at the
first quarter.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, let's do that. So typically what we do with
that one would beat you, like march.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Man, I got to tell you once again, just all
the good all the positive feedback I got from this
Monster Brewbus was cool.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Man.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Uh, you know, I'm still receiving people sending me emails
like thanking us for you know, they had such a
great time they got to meet us out.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
You know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
It was definitely positive one for sure. So you want
to go on the you want to go on the
next one when we start tickets available.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, that was a fun one for sure.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
And by the way, we do have coming up. We
have one last big event of the year and that
is the Miss Monster Bless Show. That's gonna be December
the fifth. You got Angelique the Dancing Queen performing am
Bernova performing and performance also by Daisy del Toro.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
BB Caliber, our current.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Miss Monster Burlesque, will perform, and then we have five
other contestants that want to be the twenty twenty six
Miss Monster Burless. So tickets go on sale for that
on Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, so grab them while you can,
because we're gonna be at the Abbey, which is a
smaller location than we were at before.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's what which means you'll.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Be closer to the ladies and closer to the action,
and the Abbey is a classy joint man, So looking
forward to the Tickets go on sale.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Monday, so grab them on Monday. Yes, I was gonna say,
did you guys see bb Caliber's Halloween post. I guess
she did a Halloween burlesque. No, I haven't seen it yet,
Holy smokes, it was terrifying. Said, yeah, I guess she's
doing a spooky one or whatever. But it's the first
time I've ever seen her stuff pop up and I
was like, whoa it was. It was a really good costume.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Oh good, Yeah, she's coming in next week, is that okay?
And I've been going back and forth because there's some
other stuff that she opened up with us last time
and talked about her counseling and stuff, and she's wanted
to do that some more. So we'll have her come
in next week. But all right, we got to take
a little break. Yes, we've got a really killer prize
for today. So on top of the cool stuff that
we've been given away, something came through last night. I
(38:40):
saw that and it's been added and we're the first
ones giving it away today. So just to kind of
you know, you're going on that listen to see what
prize we have. When we come back, I guarantee you
you're gonna want to get on the line and win
this prize because not only do we have a monster,
we got something even we've got some big We got
some big stuff. So get on the line. The telephone
(39:01):
numbers four oh seven, nine one six one o four one, uh,
get on the line for trivia.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
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