October 30, 2025 • 39 mins
THURSDAY HR 1 First Forida chill this morning. Russ is in a mood? Two grown men get their mornings thrown off by missing ice scoop. When all the stalls are in use. Russ & Ryan don't want to to you at the urinal.
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Oh yes?
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that are doing it. And I got to get back
to everybody as uh quickly as I can on a Thursday.
It is weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And man, when I walked down the house this morning,
you know, I got my normal I got my shorts
on and a shirt and a T shirt, you know,
And I walked out this morning and that first were
I mean, it was a little bit yesterday, but today
you could really feel that little nipply in here, you know. Uh,
you can feel that a little little cold. And I
guess tomorrow morning from when I saw now, maybe this
(04:38):
is I don't think this is just in winter heaven
probably uh in third and four two, it's gonna be
in the forties.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is that Is that some mess or what? That's awesome?
You two are neither one of y'all looking at me.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You were talking.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I'm just saying, but I mean, it doesn't doesn't the
doesn't it that fresh crisp air.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Get at you make you feel good? Yeah? Yeah, I
love it. Man, it makes me feel alive.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Uh you know, you know, I guess shot me there,
like the forties thing, I like, look that up.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
But it all week. Yeah, I didn't hear that lit.
We might have reported it, I don't know. We talked
about it. We talked about how the temperature was. Finally
we were gonna finally have a cold Halloween. We haven't
had one in years.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I knew it was gonna be chilly. I didn't know
it was gonna be forty, like forty some real mon forty.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yeah, forty nights the overnight low though, that's not gonna
be You're not gonna wake up tomorrow morning and it's
gonna be forty.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh no, see that's what I thought. I saw.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I thought tomorrow morning when we wake up, will be
forty and then it's gonna warm up to like in
the seventies or something.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I think the forty is the lowest low of tomorrow overnight.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
So Saturday morning, you think Saturday's gonna be in the
seven yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, So you know, No, it's tomorrow morning when
we wake up, it'll be in the forties and then
it will slowly get a little bit warmer. Uh, and
then uh, and then that night it's gonna be Look.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I'm looking at the hourly forecast here in click Orlando
channel six. Great great peace people over there. Uh they're
saying forties per Central Florida will be like tomorrow evening
around seven am, really fifty one in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, yeah in
the morning. So yeah, tomorrow morning. Uh so that I'm thinking.
But so tomorrow, I don't want to wear shorts here,
you know, Like, so are we dressing up for? I
know you're not gonna be here. You've got your your
comedy show tonight with the uh the up.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
So I'll be nice and warm because all these things
around me will be roasted.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Angel, you don't like to dress up?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Do you like?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You don't like wear a costume?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I don't mind it. I just uh, what ends up
inevitably happening every single year. I have, Like, I have
a bunch of costumes that I would have liked to
have purchased, right, and then I always forget that Halloween
you know, surprises me and I don't make I don't
make a move on it. So I'm kind of limited
in the like, you know, they got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Of old like you know, I can pull something out.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
And then and have it.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I don't have.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't have that collection of Halloween costumes. So yeah,
I got a bunch of I got the suit that
the guy gave me. Uh, what was it that I'm
the Lion from Beauty and the Beast. I've borne that
in the last couple of years, so I could wear
a lion. That's a good one, though he's the Beast,
or he's the Beast. Sorry, yeah, that's a good one though.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
That's a good Actually, he is not a lion. He's
a man that's been turned into sort of a man beast.
The actual animal alley of has been discussed.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So yeah, So tomorrow we wake up, it's in the forties.
Then it warms up a little bit. Now Saturday, I
guess it's gonna warm up a little bit on Saturday.
But I have a whole boating day playing with.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
My nieces Saturday. As you're looking in the high of
a round sixties like sixties, right, So that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I have to wear like sweatops or whatever, but whatever,
I'm the wet tops, you know, like a like sweatshirt
or whatever, you know, like hoodies.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah, you know what everybody calls the sweattop sweatop, yeah
or sweat sounds like a dick Tracy villain.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
But I don't matter. Look, I don't care if Harry
lips the governor. We're going boating because I've been planning
this with these girls for for a couple of months now, and.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's only going to get up to sixty eight degrees tomorrow,
and that's not gonna happen until around two pm. So
it's gonna be it's gonna be the fifties in the
morning all the way u until about noon.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well it'd be crisping pretty and you know it'll seem
like fall and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So, uh so that's boating.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Cold is not my jam.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's up boating?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Well, cold cold has never been my jam.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I know I've done it before, and I remember liking
it because either like, I never hardly get in the
water anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So as long as you're all you know, it's suggled
up and.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
You're in that mode of like I said, was going boating.
We're going boating. Get on the f and boat.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I told you girls, we're going boat.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
We're a lot of fais like that.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You were gonna like it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
No, listen, they want to go to the bar Muta triangle,
which is actually five bars. So we're gonna go to
all five bars on the lakes and uh and and
do all that and then the plan is to you know,
light a campfire.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It's not triangle, more of a pentagon though, what's that
It's been five bars? Would that be more of a
pentagon than a triangle?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, well there's a little triangle area where it's kind
of but they but there's a couple more bars, so
I'm mad in the other two. But yeah, you're right
that they call it the bar Meuta triangle. Anyway, we're
doing that and then lighting a fire by the lake
and sitting around and doing a campfire kind of a situation,
which that'll be perfect for that. Are they selling camp
like firewood yet? Like at the a lot of times
(09:28):
publics will sell firewood. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I'm literally never bought pup like firewood from a grocer store.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Do you ever go to a guy? So do you
have a fireplace in your house?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Not anymore? My last place?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Did do you have one of those.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
They never use that using exactly two times.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You should get you one.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Of those things that looks like a big tear drop
or whatever. I don't know what they call it. It's
like a big don't you're drawing for you this thing?
Hold on like that and like that and like that
and then like that. I don't know what you call
that thing.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What do you call that thing?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You see if you threw a penis bro it looks.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Like a bigger whether they sit out in front of
publics and you put wood inside it and it's made
of like clay.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
What do they call that thing?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I don't know. I'm not a person from the Middle Ages.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, they gotta be a name for that.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
For some of a bit it's it's sits in front
of publics and you can buy one of those and
sit in your backyard and light a fire.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
A stovetop stovepipe?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Is that the thing Abraham Lincolns hats named after a stovepipe?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I don't know. Do you know what it is? Angel?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I have no idea what the two of your talking.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It's like clay, and it sits in front of publics
and you put wood fire wood in it, and you
can have a you know, uh, a fire in your
backyard if you want to.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
They's got a little listener public's uh they do so firewood. Okay,
what is that little rata terra cotta fire pitt That's
what I'm gonna call it. I don't know. It's got
to be a better name for it than that.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Or him in now.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
That's what it's called. Like it's like a chimney. It's
like your chimney in Spanish, chiminea. This is a Spanish thing. Yeah,
I did not know from Mexico. Oh, hold on, let
see when can find it? That's it right there, Ryan,
get you one.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Of those No, no, cool, Now you get up fire
in your backyard. I'm not I'm not living in a pueblo, bro,
I live in a house in Altamont spring.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Do you get one of these things? It does look
at Spanic. Okay, this one.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
This one's kind of.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I didn't realize it was it. I didn't know it
was Spanish.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Uh that This is kind of like a mid century
modern thing.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I kind of like this one Oh you don't like
the Spanish one. Huh you can't.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Well, my house is mid century monitor.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well, it's just to go in the backyard for a fire.
I mean you're probably throw it away afterwards. I don't
think it costs.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Those things hurt cheap, bro.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, this is a chiminea, that is That is what
it is.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, I don't know, man, Florida for me is already
so hot, so like adding fire things in. I don't
have the same love for it like you do. I'm like,
it's already hot.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
But if it's down in the forties, you can sit
around the campfire and talk mass.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Well, I was drink or to I would like to,
but I have I have a I have a fire pit.
But it's the one that hooks up the propane and
it lights up like rocks. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Those don't get that's not real heat. That's something about
those that it didn't really didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Really do what mine does?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You to do this?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
You're gonna enjoy fire the way that I want.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
You to enjoy fire, real fire man, Like this is
the one I got right here. That's nice A.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Lame since the guy that created basically the same thing
for his r V.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
No mine had no.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
This what does but he was saying basically the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Something about that heat don't work. It's good man, it
doesn't really get I don't like smelling like smoke. Ah,
you don't like the smoke smell.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah. Like when I have like a fire pit for
my backyard, I hate it though, because I sit out there.
I go inside, I'm like, everything smells like smoke.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I can identify with that. I do regret the smoke smell. Afterwards,
when I'm rolling about two o'clock in the morning, You're like, oh,
now it's smell like smoke. When you go too tired,
too tired to take a shower.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, you ever bring your lady camping and you're like, like,
you get you out with the fire pain with your friends,
and everybody gets late and you go to bed, you
zip zip it up, and you're like, all right, now
it's time to get down very quietly. And then you're like, god,
you smell like an old burger game.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Damn. I'm looking at the Texas Service. There must be a.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Hundred or so answers chiminea, chimina, Like everybody knew what
that was.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I just did not. Uh so, thank you guys, appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Sorry, don't speak Spanish and don't like it when I
walk into rooms and people are.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No, I've seen that thing a hundred times. I just
didn't know what the name of it.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I've never heard of that name either. Okay, it's a
cool name. It sounds like a monster.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I want a chiminea please, and I want to I
want one to beat chimenea.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I think with the chimminea though, Because you want one,
you want one with the big pipey pipe at the
top so the smoke goes up instead of on you.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it does. So
that's why you should get that and and bag that one.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That you have.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
If I showed this one, first of all, that one
was very expensive out of COSTCO. But if I showed
my wife this one, it would go with their house.
With the mid century thing we want to get all smokey.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
That looks like something from the Jetsons. That's if the
Jetsons wanted a fire, that's what they'd have, you.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Know, I guess I don't think the Jetson's used fire though.
I guess we'll find out when Jim Carrey plays George
Jetson here coming up.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I saw that, yeah, you know, and I think he
could pull that off.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
I hope they discuss why they have to live in
the sky finally. Oh there'll be some reason because it's
I'm assuming it's they polluted the ground too much, could
be and they have to now live above the ozone
or could be or like.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The written, the richer you are, the higher you are,
because it's just like a status.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Symbol, because George Jenson was rich. No, he had like
middle class.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, he worked on spacely Sprocket, so he was just
kind of like a you know, a mid level dude.
It's space spaceless Sprocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
take a break. A lot of big gum fun today.
It's it's nippley outside, so I'm a mood. Well, I'll
text the fights.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
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one guy offered Angel five dollars to not play it.
I said, I taken one hundred dollars. Uh, and it'll
buy our breakfast.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
It took his five.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
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And then you just you just said something that I've
been wanting to complain about for about three weeks now.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That makes me so mad.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
And I don't know if anyone else can identify with this.
I don't know if this happens in any other building.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Live in a society, Russ, I know, and and it
you know.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
This might be our little example, but I'm sure there's
something at your workplace that might be the example.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
But it's so funny that you said it because I've been.
I've been every time I walk back, I'm like, I
need to just bitch about this on the air. That
do it and that is.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
This is gonna sound stupid to a lot of you guys,
but it drives me bat ass, and it drives Ryan
bat Ass as well.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
And that is okay.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Every morning, I've got my little routine, right, I get
it here at five, I'm setting everything up, usually five
or five toteen or something like that. I got to
set everything up and after I set everything up, I
go and I got my You see my little container
here for for my water.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
So I got water. But first I get I get coffee.
So I got coffee.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Then I go to water and to get my to
get my water, I always go over as the coffee
is being made. I go over to the ice machine.
And you go over to the ice machine, and you
open up the ice machine. And there's supposed to be a.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Scoop, so should be a scoop right there in the
scoop place in.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
The scoop holder inside the inside the ice machine.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
There's a damn scoop holder there right and then the
scoop goes there and you take the scoop and you
scoop out the iceb so.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You don't have to use your dirty ass hands.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
And there are morons in this building, in this on
this floor that we either will A leave the scoop
at the bottom of the ice so that.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Way put it back in the holder that way.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I'm sitting there, Do I put my big nasty hand
down there and get the scoop under all the ice
and I'm touching everybody's ice, or like, how do you
scoop it out without doing that.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I'll go over, I'll wash my hands, and I'll
put my hand down there and find the scoop. Now,
the scoop is totally gone, like like I had my
big old hand down there going through all the ice
trying to find it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Scoop is gone. And then then what do you do
if there's no scoop?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
I use my cup to drag it through the ice
ice machine.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Then I know, and maybe this is just coincidence, but
I know that they've had repairmen here the last few
days working on those ice machines, and maybe the dude
inadvertently took it or something.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
This is a common problem that happens right now. Matter
of fact, I talked to uh to Lizzie about the
same thing. She was like, she said, the scoop is
gone again.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I said, this bothers you too.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
She goes, yes, it's happened like three times.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
And she's like, I have to. What she does is
a she'll grab a paper plate and use a paper
plate to get the ice.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And I said, Lizzie, I'm telling you right now, I
will look around and see it, make sure no one's looking.
I'll just use my damn hand because because like it's
why are people so stupid and they're taking the scoop.
You can't tell me it doesn't make sense to put
the scoop.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Right back where it goes.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
I trying to drink rust fingers in the morning, you know, and.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Didn't have these morons put the scoop back in the
scoop spot because I ain't got time to be messing
around with scoop business.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I got I got a show to do it.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
It's been comical, this thing with the scoop because again,
like this is the third time it's been gone, it
just goes away. You check the other fridge, it's not there. Yeah,
And then every now and then there'll be a comically
large scoop in there.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yes, that big one, like the one that's like like this,
why is like two feet long, and it doesn't fit.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
It doesn't fit in there. And then I gotta like
stick this scoop trying to use it on my time
of coffee cups.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So here's what Lizzie told me to do.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Lizzie said, Russ, if you buy a scoop, I'll buy
a scoop or whatever, and I'll give you the scoop
and you could leave it with where your coffee machine
is and that way we see it too.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I said, so now we're buying secret scoops.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, because people we've come down, because people in up
building with grown adults work here can't figure out you
if you take something you put it right back where
it goes up.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
That drives me nuts, man, It absolutely dries.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
It must be my when you say I got OCD,
it must be my OCD, right, Like the fact that
somebody can't put something back where it goes drives me
absolutely bananas.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I want to like leave a note on there, like
pronto out a note and be like hey, preeze, like
the way we had to find Angel Charcuterie. Like take
a picture of the scoop, like have you seen me?
Where are you? And stop taking it? Stopped taking I
don't care if you're the repair man. I don't care anybody.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
We got a camera in there.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Nobody have a secret suit.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
That doesn't work anymore. When they took out the other
vendor machine, Oh there used to be like that spot there,
there was one there.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I want to ask for l can we can video
it and find out who all you gotta do is
a scoop person.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
She was here yesterday, so I'm certain if you shoot
her an email, she will know exactly what happened to her.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
She does.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
There's nothing that doesn't happen here that she doesn't know about.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh but this happens all the time.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I'm only mentioned it now because he mentioned it and
Lizzie mentioned it two days ago.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
This is a This has been happening for years.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
People keep either lead the scoop under all the ice,
or they'll take the scoop and it doesn't come.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I dare say that the only people, well the only
people that use that ice machine in this building are
YouTube and promotions more.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Than incorrect other people.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Other people use it, and you obviously don't use it.
This is bother you so and you are conversation, but
I do not care. This is a problem that we
have we are upset by.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
This is comical two grown man bitching about.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
A plastic scoop because it matters Angel, because that's a
real windows theory. We live in a society.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
It really does.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
As I said at the beginning of the conversation, a
lot of people have a little thing like this that
bothers of that work.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
That might maybe your scoop? What is your scoop?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
If you guys knew what I did with that ice
machine on the weekend on Friday nights, you guys would
be shocked.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I put all my beverages there to cool off. I
cool off six packs of beer in that thing.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
So that means it doesn't matter if I stick my
hands in there, because putting beer cans, I.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Put beers in there.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Bottom from now on, no scoop because Angel uses beer.
No Angel uses as.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's why he's using What the I think it's a cooler? Man?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Are you talking about its personal Friday night? What the
hell is cool?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Will your beers at home?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I say this. You know why he's not saying anything
because he did it. He moved it because he's a
scoop guy. He's not saying that he's trying to scoop.
He puts the cans. It's what it is. Yeah, yeah,
you got me. He's a scoop guy because if he's
using the the I.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Machine, I was trying to gross you guys out. Sorry
that that just.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Makes me go. I'm just gonna use my hands to
put to put my ice.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
In I've probably opened that thing maybe four times.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
So you don't get ice out.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, so it's annoying when you go to get ice
and someone has left it underneath the underneath.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
The pile of ice, so you always search for it. Ryan,
do you start up looking for it? There was a
there was a time where I would like go through
the ice and try to see, like maybe if it
got buried. Now I don't even do that anymore. I'm
assuming some of it are both gone.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yes, yeah, they're both guards.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
It's got to be. Like I said, I'd probably if
I was you guys, i'd shoot a note to Raquel,
and I bet you she knows.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I think someone has a small business where they sell
scoops online and they and then they have no overhead
because they just keep saying.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Scar, this is bothering Lizzie too. This is not just
me and right like the only reason I'm bringing up
because you brought it up. I'm like, Okay, this is
something that is bothering us. But if you put your
hands in and grab ice, that's gross A question? Does
that not if there are germs, the germs are frozen,
they're not transferred to works.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
I don't think I can transfer germs and I can't
speak on germs. But just how about how about dirty hands?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, I told you I wash my hand. No you,
I'll wash my hand and then I'll go and grab
that because I'm like, it's not I have no I
have no scoop. I'll look around the room like, if
anyone's coming, I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
You know what, rush, here's the thing. Because we have
that great coffee surface in there and there, and they
keep that all up to date. I'm sure there's extra
coffee cups that you guys could use to scoop the
ice up that would be provided by that coffee surface.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
There are no coffee cups. I've looked for them.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
That's why Lindsay takes a paper plate and she'll make
her or scowy.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
We don't have we got plates, paper places, plate, we
don't have coffee cups.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah, she's got some paper plates over there, and she
let me know, hey, I made I made a scoop
out of a paper plate. This was a whole thing
a couple of days ago with me and Lizzie and
she's like, if you'll buy a scoop, we can keep
it near your ear because I had my own coffee machine.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Are you guys reading this all right? So we have
a bunch of people that work in the restaurant and business,
and what they're saying is that if you leave the
scoop in the ice machine, it is a violation.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
It is.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
But this is not in the ice machine. It's in
the scoop holder, which is above the ice. Yes, and
you can do you have to open the door in restaurants.
For ten years I had to take food safety courses
and one of them, all of them are wrong.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
All these people, one of.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Them is on the ice machine. And yes, your scoop,
hass you. You cannot leave this.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
You guys are all wrong. You don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
You can not leave the scoop in the ice. But
here's the thing. So ice machines at restaurants they get
really gross and you have to be on top of them,
make sure they're because well a they can harbor a
coli and salmonella for one, and the water or the
ice in the whole thing. Uh. And then you can
also get Legionaire's disease from a dirty ice machine.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I have an idea if an old timy Man.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
If I buy a classic scoop that I know who works, right,
that fits in there, and I take a rope and
I put a hole in it, and I put a
rope and I put a rope to the thing, and
that way nobody can take it and can't lose it.
Would anyone be upset?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
I mean that makes the most sense.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
I'm gonna anything about humanity. There's always one.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Okay, you know what.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I would be shocked if there's not a mechanism in
there for that to be attached to something like that.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Should I use a rope or a chain? Like a
little chain?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Let Ryan tell us, because she has all the experience
with which one would want to.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Get gross and dirty, so you you wouldn't want to
do that.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Rope would be bad. But plastic plastic what like like
a plastic like a zip tie?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Almost Okay, I could get like twelve ZIPI well, I'm saying,
really making this look ghetto now, okay, I can do that.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Like a version of that like some you know, like
a plastic fashioner. I know this how they use that
with bank pins and it's like a it's plastic. Yeah,
So you can't walk off with a pen. Yes, that's
exactly what we need.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, I know this doesn't bother you, Angel, but it
is a little thing that that tees me off in
the mornings as I'm trying to find my name Isaac.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
As a creature of routine in the morning. I get it.
Where that would throw you off?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
It does. I know it doesn't bother you, but there
are some things that bother you that don't bother me.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I get it.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
So I'm trying to be empathetic with your guys' ice scooping, Telemma.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It is a thing. It's a damn thing. And Lizzie
was more bothered than I was, Like, she was like good,
she went in a plan.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Yeah, I think we should. I think we should set
up hidden cameras. I think we should catch this culprit.
They should be shamed publicly.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
You know what, Right, you should pop that top off
on that camera thing and see if that still works
and we could put our own camera in there.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
There you go, problem solved.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Did they got cameras that only like come on whenever
people walk in there?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Well, remember when we had that different vending machine that
was kind of like on the on the honor system.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Honor system at a radio station. That is the most
that is the most backward.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Sason more saying is that they pulled it out as
opposed to actually reprimanding the people that were in violation,
which was happened to be a guest that used to
come in.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Hey, I want to think that somebody left a card
for me on my I have my own little coffee machine,
right because I don't like their coffee, and I have it.
It's hidden in a I don't know, like a storage room,
and that's where I go every morning.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
And somebody green rooms, that's what we call it to
make ourselves feel better.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It's not a green room. It's a storage Uh. But
somebody left a card for me in there with my
name on it, but they didn't sign it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And it's very nice card and it's it's about the
Carl K Cancer Screening Fund, and and they didn't have
their name. Uh, so I don't know how to thank them.
Just the card, yeah, just a nice car.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
No one signed it. It just said, you know, he
thank you for the good work. And she knows it's
been a he or she. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It looks like hey, a woman's handwriting. It's been a
tough year, and you know, I'm very, very nice. So anyway,
whoever left the card, thank you. I don't know who
it is though, but they knew where my secret coffee
machine was.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Wait, was it in the Was it in a pink bag?
It was not in a pink bag. There's another thing
out there.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I think I didn't know if it was for you
or not. There was another little thing there that's in
the pink bag that had a card in it too. Okay,
yeah that was like I that was right there by
the coffee machine. Yeah, this was just on my coffee machine,
and said Russ Rollins. So anyway, I got the car.
I know there's mysteries around this place, left and right. Oh,
and there's another mystery I have too. We gonna have time, No, nope,
(28:45):
all right, take it back it yeah you do. You
got two minutes. We got two minutes.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Every time I got to leave the radio station, right,
this is another bitch about the radio station. Every time
I go to leave, I'm like, okay, I'm about to
drive an hour home. Let me go make sure I
can go bathroom before I leave. And there's always and
I don't think about it.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
It is my fault. So now I'm just gonna have
to get off on floor two or floor number three. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
But I get down to the bottom, I'm like, oh,
I gotta go to the bathroom and there's always three
people dumping in there.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Every time there's dumps going on.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
And I walk in and you get all three stalls
are closed up, All three people are dumping. The biggest
guys you ever saw only done. I'm like, oh, man,
so then I did. I'll go back up to another
floor so I can be alone. I don't sit and wait.
Do you guys sit and wait for if all three
stalls are taken and you got to go to the
bathroom and all three are dumping, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
It makes me mad. I don't know why I get mad.
I'm like, I gotta go to another floor. I know
I'm gonna wait around for this.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
I never experienced this.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
You've never gone down. Okay, today, after we have our
big long would you angel, I forget.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
There and in the process of a little elevator ride
that you remember that you to go do I forgot
that you have your own private bathroom here.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That is way cleaner than any bathroom in the whole building.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
I don't think about it until I get to the bottom.
Fot I just said, I know it's on me, but
I don't want to get down there. To get down there,
I'm like, Okay, I gotta go back up to a
floor where there's left, because I walked in yesterday and
there's three stalls all dumping, and there's some dude in
there where there's some big long thing.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
What do you call that?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
The fruit by the foot by the foot eating fruit
by the foot in the in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm like, what is it? We had a crazy house?
What is this?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
There's the school down there, school school.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
For autistic kids. Oh well I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
Well anyway, you don't don't should I say, don't eat
in the bathroom? Just you can't tell somebody what to
do in the bathroom. That's what they're cool with. That's
what they're cool with.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Don't eat fruit roll ups from the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Not eating it off the floor they're holding.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
This is a weird thing. A lot of dumping going
on down there after after eleven.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Yeah, I don't ever go down there to that one
because it's a full of like, and that's the public.
There's literally like several businesses and this literally that's the
one floor that's absolutely busy.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
All right, I'm gonna have to make myself a note
stop on floor two on the way down.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I see you coming every day that poor school. They're
like coming in.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
And I'll just go in. That's not what I'm doing.
I just always use the stall because I you.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Know, if you want to get a number one, you
use the stall.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yes, why, because I've told this story before. We want
to be alone, because I've somebody bumped into me one
time before in the striper concert and I got into
a fight.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
You're weird.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
You've heard that story before.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I didn't realize that you take a number one in
a stall.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Every time if I if I go to the bathroom,
I go into a stall because I like to be alone.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
That is me The word I want to use. I
can't say anymore.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It started an R.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
All right, more bigdomb fun when we come back. You're
listening to the Marster in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That conversation.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I had to rush that conversation because we're up against
the break.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
But I was thinking about it during Well, why do
I why do I do that, and I know, okay,
I always like to go into a stall because I
like my privacy.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I don't want to be at a I don't like
urinals a because of the fight that I got into
the one time. And I told you that story those
who haven't heard it. I was at a urinal one
time at a striper concert and a guy bumped into
me and got my hand all wet, and then I'm like, hey, dude,
and he's like he said, screw you or something like that,
and next thing you know, I'm in a fight.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
At a urinal. That's one reason.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
And then I have other times gone to the Jurnal
and then like people want to say hi to me
or talk to me or whatever, and I don't want
to talk to anyone.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, I got my wiener out and I'm I'm doing
a business. I don't. I don't like that. So I
will wait for a stall, and it doesn't matter when.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
It don't matter if I'm at Christner's, it don't matter
if I'm that old man Frank's at McDonald's, don't matter
where i'm at.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I will wait for the stall, just for privacy.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
The stall is not about privacy. This stall is about
number two. So if you're going there, like I've had
this problem before, we're like, I've got I've got it
now number two. Somebody's in the stall. I can see
them standing, I can hear them peeing into the toys.
I can see open urinals, and I'm like, this is
fed up.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Okay, I could you know what? Never looked at it
from that point. Yeah, I'm still not gonna change. Like
I like privacy, I don't. I don't want it. I
don't want people talking to me.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
While I'm the manliest dude in the world by any means.
But that's one thing I'm never giving up, the beautiful
ability to stand up and walk to a wall and
just pee. It's so much better to like to number one,
It'll be so much better. I don't sit at home,
I don't do anything like this is the that's that's
the one thing God gave me was the ability to
(33:44):
stand and the fact that you're willing to just drop
it so willy nilly doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Not not only that, given the choice, I'd rather set
the p you are that woman that way, you don't
get all that way, you don't get all the splatter everywhere.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Just like you splattered all over my house when her
to be a man was making a mess.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Splatter's part of what comes with the job.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I'd rather sit down and make sure everything.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You wear khaki pants is a man and go to urinals.
You're taking your risk in your own hands.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Can you get splattering?
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Yeah, dude, that's part of being a man, being covered
to p at any given moment.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Don't want that now.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
The man is knowing how to use a uneral and
not getting splattered on you.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Yeah, there's a sweet spot in every urinal, but sometimes
it moves.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I don't. I got I got urinal PTSD. I don't.
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
I just got just like my thing is like especially
like with the handicaps sules where people go in and
do that when there's urinals open. It's like people have emergencies. Man,
the number two can't be stopped and if you're in there,
number one and that's not what it's for.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You know what, I'm not going to say you're wrong
with what you're saying. I'm also not gonna change. I
don't that I can respect. I got I got hit,
you know I say I got bumped. I got my
hand all messy. Then the guy gets it wants to
fight me. Next thing you know, I'm fight the guy
in a.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Bathroom at a stranger twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Man, but it was very and then since then I've gone, okay,
I'll go to the journal because you know, everybody's dumping,
so I gotta go to the jurninal.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And then and everybody went, hey, aren't you Russ saying hey,
how you doing? You know the one talk to me?
And and I don't. I don't like that. That's happened
several times.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Men stop talking to other men at the urinals. I
agree with you there, that's like, that's the last place
I want to have a conversation.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Always question bringing it back to home.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Okay, so if you go into the urinal here right,
and inevitably it'll be Taco Bob.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
He's at the urnal, and love the conversation. Okay, do
you say hi to Taco Bob if he's at the urinal?
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I will, because I know he's going to talk either way.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I try to. I try to slip past him really
fast and hide in and hide into the and hide
into the stall because I don't want to chat.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
That's why I love his co host no speaking.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Papa Pat will talk to you when you're washing hands
about how you doing.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
He knows not to talk at the urinal. Correct not
Taco Bob.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
He wants a chat, And I'll try to slip past
him really fast and hide into the stall and do
all my business privately in the stall.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I will agree with you. When I see a talker,
it's not just him, it's a lot because we have
sales departments.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, there's another guy I will avoid.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
If I see them headed towards the bathroom, I'm like,
I can hold it.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
It's an awkward place to have chit chat, you know.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
And I've tried to go to the urinal here, and
then inevitably, if I go to the urnal here, someone
walk in, I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Like, hey, Russ, how you doing. I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
That's why I just want to be alone. These are
the reasons why I want to be alone.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
You don't feel bad like if you go number one
in the stall, like on the excessive amount of water
that you're wasting, like you're wasting to go peep.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
You didn't care less about that. That does not affect me.
One I value should.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
That's also a bit about no empathy for that at all.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I mean, we have the same amount of water on
earth that we had five thousand years ago. It's all
gonna be here.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
Yeah, but now now it's polluted.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, when somebody got cleaned that up.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
We can't unpollute the water. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
So you think about how much you're flushing, and they yeah,
it's it's literally you think too much or your brain's
too big.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
That's your price.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Still have to be here for like forty years.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, I got I got good fifteen, so I'm good.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I will use the I will use the privacy of
a stall to do both businesses one, two and three.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
So but when you sit down to pee that you
don't hate anyone the tip gets wet. What what's like
the tip of your your mouth, it's.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Wet like that might have no no chance of getting
close to that. Not even we got a good we
got a good two feet. It's fine. It's dry, dry
as it can be. I can I can pee without
even touching anything, and no reason to really wash my hands.
I ain't touching nothing, so so I can do I
(37:51):
can do all that with that without a problem. So
there you go. Don't talk to me if I if
I'm in the.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Bathroom, Okay, fed fantastic. Now now for washing hands. Have
you ever gotten slipped a card while you're in the cus?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Someone has done that before?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Was it an IBS card?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
IBS?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Like I've been in the bathroom before, where like I'm
about to go and then somebody has like slipped a
card under and it said I have IBS. This is
an emergency. Basically, can you swap out?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh no, I've never had that before.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Oh okay, that was weird. But yeah, people with IBS
they carry these little cards.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
But if I get with the cards that they don't
know if I got it or not, right that I
can get these guys out of the bathroom down there.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
I I just gave him the worst idea ever. He's
gonna print up cards. It says triple rs ibs.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Triple rs ibs.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Let me in now, I didn't tell you that.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
All right, we gotta take a break. We come back.
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Speaker 5 (03:34):
It's Thursday, it's weekend, need, tomorrow's Halloween and we're ready
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Angel Lavoom, Angel of a.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Cool look on. I can't right there? Am I riding?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Oh yes?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yes? Telephone numbers four seven nine one six one o
four one uh. And then you can text us at
seven seven zero three when somebody already got by me,
when you already sent me that you're just copy and pasting.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, that's true because there's there's one hundreds of people
that are doing it. And I got to get back
to everybody as uh quickly as I can on a Thursday.
It is weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And man, when I walked down the house this morning,
you know, I got my normal I got my shorts
on and a shirt and a T shirt, you know,
And I walked out this morning and that first were
I mean, it was a little bit yesterday, but today
you could really feel that little nipply in here, you know. Uh,
you can feel that a little little cold. And I
guess tomorrow morning from when I saw now, maybe this
(04:38):
is I don't think this is just in winter heaven
probably uh in third and four two, it's gonna be
in the forties.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is that Is that some mess or what? That's awesome?
You two are neither one of y'all looking at me.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You were talking.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I'm just saying, but I mean, it doesn't doesn't the
doesn't it that fresh crisp air.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Get at you make you feel good? Yeah? Yeah, I
love it. Man, it makes me feel alive.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Uh you know, you know, I guess shot me there,
like the forties thing, I like, look that up.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
But it all week. Yeah, I didn't hear that lit.
We might have reported it, I don't know. We talked
about it. We talked about how the temperature was. Finally
we were gonna finally have a cold Halloween. We haven't
had one in years.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I knew it was gonna be chilly. I didn't know
it was gonna be forty, like forty some real mon forty.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yeah, forty nights the overnight low though, that's not gonna
be You're not gonna wake up tomorrow morning and it's
gonna be forty.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh no, see that's what I thought. I saw.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I thought tomorrow morning when we wake up, will be
forty and then it's gonna warm up to like in
the seventies or something.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I think the forty is the lowest low of tomorrow overnight.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
So Saturday morning, you think Saturday's gonna be in the
seven yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, So you know, No, it's tomorrow morning when
we wake up, it'll be in the forties and then
it will slowly get a little bit warmer. Uh, and
then uh, and then that night it's gonna be Look.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I'm looking at the hourly forecast here in click Orlando
channel six. Great great peace people over there. Uh they're
saying forties per Central Florida will be like tomorrow evening
around seven am, really fifty one in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, yeah in
the morning. So yeah, tomorrow morning. Uh so that I'm thinking.
But so tomorrow, I don't want to wear shorts here,
you know, Like, so are we dressing up for? I
know you're not gonna be here. You've got your your
comedy show tonight with the uh the up.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
So I'll be nice and warm because all these things
around me will be roasted.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Angel, you don't like to dress up?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Do you like?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You don't like wear a costume?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I don't mind it. I just uh, what ends up
inevitably happening every single year. I have, Like, I have
a bunch of costumes that I would have liked to
have purchased, right, and then I always forget that Halloween
you know, surprises me and I don't make I don't
make a move on it. So I'm kind of limited
in the like, you know, they got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Of old like you know, I can pull something out.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
And then and have it.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I don't have.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't have that collection of Halloween costumes. So yeah,
I got a bunch of I got the suit that
the guy gave me. Uh, what was it that I'm
the Lion from Beauty and the Beast. I've borne that
in the last couple of years, so I could wear
a lion. That's a good one, though he's the Beast,
or he's the Beast. Sorry, yeah, that's a good one though.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
That's a good Actually, he is not a lion. He's
a man that's been turned into sort of a man beast.
The actual animal alley of has been discussed.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So yeah, So tomorrow we wake up, it's in the forties.
Then it warms up a little bit. Now Saturday, I
guess it's gonna warm up a little bit on Saturday.
But I have a whole boating day playing with.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
My nieces Saturday. As you're looking in the high of
a round sixties like sixties, right, So that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I have to wear like sweatops or whatever, but whatever,
I'm the wet tops, you know, like a like sweatshirt
or whatever, you know, like hoodies.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah, you know what everybody calls the sweattop sweatop, yeah
or sweat sounds like a dick Tracy villain.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
But I don't matter. Look, I don't care if Harry
lips the governor. We're going boating because I've been planning
this with these girls for for a couple of months now, and.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's only going to get up to sixty eight degrees tomorrow,
and that's not gonna happen until around two pm. So
it's gonna be it's gonna be the fifties in the
morning all the way u until about noon.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well it'd be crisping pretty and you know it'll seem
like fall and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So, uh so that's boating.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Cold is not my jam.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's up boating?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Well, cold cold has never been my jam.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I know I've done it before, and I remember liking
it because either like, I never hardly get in the
water anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So as long as you're all you know, it's suggled
up and.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
You're in that mode of like I said, was going boating.
We're going boating. Get on the f and boat.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I told you girls, we're going boat.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
We're a lot of fais like that.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You were gonna like it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
No, listen, they want to go to the bar Muta triangle,
which is actually five bars. So we're gonna go to
all five bars on the lakes and uh and and
do all that and then the plan is to you know,
light a campfire.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It's not triangle, more of a pentagon though, what's that
It's been five bars? Would that be more of a
pentagon than a triangle?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, well there's a little triangle area where it's kind
of but they but there's a couple more bars, so
I'm mad in the other two. But yeah, you're right
that they call it the bar Meuta triangle. Anyway, we're
doing that and then lighting a fire by the lake
and sitting around and doing a campfire kind of a situation,
which that'll be perfect for that. Are they selling camp
like firewood yet? Like at the a lot of times
(09:28):
publics will sell firewood. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I'm literally never bought pup like firewood from a grocer store.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Do you ever go to a guy? So do you
have a fireplace in your house?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Not anymore? My last place?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Did do you have one of those.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
They never use that using exactly two times.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You should get you one.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Of those things that looks like a big tear drop
or whatever. I don't know what they call it. It's
like a big don't you're drawing for you this thing?
Hold on like that and like that and like that
and then like that. I don't know what you call
that thing.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
What do you call that thing?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You see if you threw a penis bro it looks.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Like a bigger whether they sit out in front of
publics and you put wood inside it and it's made
of like clay.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
What do they call that thing?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I don't know. I'm not a person from the Middle Ages.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, they gotta be a name for that.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
For some of a bit it's it's sits in front
of publics and you can buy one of those and
sit in your backyard and light a fire.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
A stovetop stovepipe?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Is that the thing Abraham Lincolns hats named after a stovepipe?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I don't know. Do you know what it is? Angel?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I have no idea what the two of your talking.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
It's like clay, and it sits in front of publics
and you put wood fire wood in it, and you
can have a you know, uh, a fire in your
backyard if you want to.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
They's got a little listener public's uh they do so firewood. Okay,
what is that little rata terra cotta fire pitt That's
what I'm gonna call it. I don't know. It's got
to be a better name for it than that.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Or him in now.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
That's what it's called. Like it's like a chimney. It's
like your chimney in Spanish, chiminea. This is a Spanish thing. Yeah,
I did not know from Mexico. Oh, hold on, let
see when can find it? That's it right there, Ryan,
get you one.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Of those No, no, cool, Now you get up fire
in your backyard. I'm not I'm not living in a pueblo, bro,
I live in a house in Altamont spring.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Do you get one of these things? It does look
at Spanic. Okay, this one.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
This one's kind of.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I didn't realize it was it. I didn't know it
was Spanish.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Uh that This is kind of like a mid century
modern thing.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I kind of like this one Oh you don't like
the Spanish one. Huh you can't.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Well, my house is mid century monitor.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well, it's just to go in the backyard for a fire.
I mean you're probably throw it away afterwards. I don't
think it costs.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Those things hurt cheap, bro.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, this is a chiminea, that is That is what
it is.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, I don't know, man, Florida for me is already
so hot, so like adding fire things in. I don't
have the same love for it like you do. I'm like,
it's already hot.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
But if it's down in the forties, you can sit
around the campfire and talk mass.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Well, I was drink or to I would like to,
but I have I have a I have a fire pit.
But it's the one that hooks up the propane and
it lights up like rocks. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Those don't get that's not real heat. That's something about
those that it didn't really didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Really do what mine does?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You to do this?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
You're gonna enjoy fire the way that I want.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
You to enjoy fire, real fire man, Like this is
the one I got right here. That's nice A.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Lame since the guy that created basically the same thing
for his r V.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
No mine had no.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
This what does but he was saying basically the same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Something about that heat don't work. It's good man, it
doesn't really get I don't like smelling like smoke. Ah,
you don't like the smoke smell.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah. Like when I have like a fire pit for
my backyard, I hate it though, because I sit out there.
I go inside, I'm like, everything smells like smoke.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I can identify with that. I do regret the smoke smell. Afterwards,
when I'm rolling about two o'clock in the morning, You're like, oh,
now it's smell like smoke. When you go too tired,
too tired to take a shower.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, you ever bring your lady camping and you're like, like,
you get you out with the fire pain with your friends,
and everybody gets late and you go to bed, you
zip zip it up, and you're like, all right, now
it's time to get down very quietly. And then you're like, god,
you smell like an old burger game.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Damn. I'm looking at the Texas Service. There must be a.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Hundred or so answers chiminea, chimina, Like everybody knew what
that was.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I just did not. Uh so, thank you guys, appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Sorry, don't speak Spanish and don't like it when I
walk into rooms and people are.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No, I've seen that thing a hundred times. I just
didn't know what the name of it.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I've never heard of that name either. Okay, it's a
cool name. It sounds like a monster.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I want a chiminea please, and I want to I
want one to beat chimenea.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I think with the chimminea though, Because you want one,
you want one with the big pipey pipe at the
top so the smoke goes up instead of on you.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it does. So
that's why you should get that and and bag that one.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That you have.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
If I showed this one, first of all, that one
was very expensive out of COSTCO. But if I showed
my wife this one, it would go with their house.
With the mid century thing we want to get all smokey.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
That looks like something from the Jetsons. That's if the
Jetsons wanted a fire, that's what they'd have, you.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Know, I guess I don't think the Jetson's used fire though.
I guess we'll find out when Jim Carrey plays George
Jetson here coming up.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I saw that, yeah, you know, and I think he
could pull that off.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
I hope they discuss why they have to live in
the sky finally. Oh there'll be some reason because it's
I'm assuming it's they polluted the ground too much, could
be and they have to now live above the ozone
or could be or like.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The written, the richer you are, the higher you are,
because it's just like a status.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Symbol, because George Jenson was rich. No, he had like
middle class.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, he worked on spacely Sprocket, so he was just
kind of like a you know, a mid level dude.
It's space spaceless Sprocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
take a break. A lot of big gum fun today.
It's it's nippley outside, so I'm a mood. Well, I'll
text the fights.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
If you love the if you look at the dog
does I'm a humpy leg look out if you.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
If you love the weekend Eve song, I'll text you
back here at seven seven zero three one. You don't
like it, I'll text you back there you go. And
one guy offered Angel five dollars to not play it.
I said, I taken one hundred dollars. Uh, and it'll
buy our breakfast.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
It took his five.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monster of the Morning.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Hey, today's their last day of voting for the Monster
Guests Hall of Fame. So it's a lot a lot
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that'll be tomorrow on uh on Halloween. A lot of
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You can Texas at seven seven zero three one. Uh.
And then you just you just said something that I've
been wanting to complain about for about three weeks now.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That makes me so mad.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
And I don't know if anyone else can identify with this.
I don't know if this happens in any other building.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Live in a society, Russ, I know, and and it
you know.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
This might be our little example, but I'm sure there's
something at your workplace that might be the example.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
But it's so funny that you said it because I've been.
I've been every time I walk back, I'm like, I
need to just bitch about this on the air. That
do it and that is.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
This is gonna sound stupid to a lot of you guys,
but it drives me bat ass, and it drives Ryan
bat Ass as well.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
And that is okay.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Every morning, I've got my little routine, right, I get
it here at five, I'm setting everything up, usually five
or five toteen or something like that. I got to
set everything up and after I set everything up, I
go and I got my You see my little container
here for for my water.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
So I got water. But first I get I get coffee.
So I got coffee.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Then I go to water and to get my to
get my water, I always go over as the coffee
is being made. I go over to the ice machine.
And you go over to the ice machine, and you
open up the ice machine. And there's supposed to be a.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Scoop, so should be a scoop right there in the
scoop place in.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
The scoop holder inside the inside the ice machine.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
There's a damn scoop holder there right and then the
scoop goes there and you take the scoop and you
scoop out the iceb so.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You don't have to use your dirty ass hands.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
And there are morons in this building, in this on
this floor that we either will A leave the scoop
at the bottom of the ice so that.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Way put it back in the holder that way.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I'm sitting there, Do I put my big nasty hand
down there and get the scoop under all the ice
and I'm touching everybody's ice, or like, how do you
scoop it out without doing that.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I'll go over, I'll wash my hands, and I'll
put my hand down there and find the scoop. Now,
the scoop is totally gone, like like I had my
big old hand down there going through all the ice
trying to find it.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Scoop is gone. And then then what do you do
if there's no scoop?
Speaker 7 (18:26):
I use my cup to drag it through the ice
ice machine.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Then I know, and maybe this is just coincidence, but
I know that they've had repairmen here the last few
days working on those ice machines, and maybe the dude
inadvertently took it or something.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
This is a common problem that happens right now. Matter
of fact, I talked to uh to Lizzie about the
same thing. She was like, she said, the scoop is
gone again.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I said, this bothers you too.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
She goes, yes, it's happened like three times.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
And she's like, I have to. What she does is
a she'll grab a paper plate and use a paper
plate to get the ice.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
And I said, Lizzie, I'm telling you right now, I
will look around and see it, make sure no one's looking.
I'll just use my damn hand because because like it's
why are people so stupid and they're taking the scoop.
You can't tell me it doesn't make sense to put
the scoop.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Right back where it goes.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
I trying to drink rust fingers in the morning, you know, and.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Didn't have these morons put the scoop back in the
scoop spot because I ain't got time to be messing
around with scoop business.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I got I got a show to do it.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
It's been comical, this thing with the scoop because again,
like this is the third time it's been gone, it
just goes away. You check the other fridge, it's not there. Yeah,
And then every now and then there'll be a comically
large scoop in there.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yes, that big one, like the one that's like like this,
why is like two feet long, and it doesn't fit.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
It doesn't fit in there. And then I gotta like
stick this scoop trying to use it on my time
of coffee cups.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
So here's what Lizzie told me to do.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Lizzie said, Russ, if you buy a scoop, I'll buy
a scoop or whatever, and I'll give you the scoop
and you could leave it with where your coffee machine
is and that way we see it too.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I said, so now we're buying secret scoops.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, because people we've come down, because people in up
building with grown adults work here can't figure out you
if you take something you put it right back where
it goes up.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
That drives me nuts, man, It absolutely dries.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
It must be my when you say I got OCD,
it must be my OCD, right, Like the fact that
somebody can't put something back where it goes drives me
absolutely bananas.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I want to like leave a note on there, like
pronto out a note and be like hey, preeze, like
the way we had to find Angel Charcuterie. Like take
a picture of the scoop, like have you seen me?
Where are you? And stop taking it? Stopped taking I
don't care if you're the repair man. I don't care anybody.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
We got a camera in there.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Nobody have a secret suit.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
That doesn't work anymore. When they took out the other
vendor machine, Oh there used to be like that spot there,
there was one there.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I want to ask for l can we can video
it and find out who all you gotta do is
a scoop person.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
She was here yesterday, so I'm certain if you shoot
her an email, she will know exactly what happened to her.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
She does.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
There's nothing that doesn't happen here that she doesn't know about.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh but this happens all the time.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I'm only mentioned it now because he mentioned it and
Lizzie mentioned it two days ago.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
This is a This has been happening for years.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
People keep either lead the scoop under all the ice,
or they'll take the scoop and it doesn't come.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I dare say that the only people, well the only
people that use that ice machine in this building are
YouTube and promotions more.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Than incorrect other people.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Other people use it, and you obviously don't use it.
This is bother you so and you are conversation, but
I do not care. This is a problem that we
have we are upset by.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
This is comical two grown man bitching about.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
A plastic scoop because it matters Angel, because that's a
real windows theory. We live in a society.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
It really does.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
As I said at the beginning of the conversation, a
lot of people have a little thing like this that
bothers of that work.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
That might maybe your scoop? What is your scoop?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
If you guys knew what I did with that ice
machine on the weekend on Friday nights, you guys would
be shocked.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I put all my beverages there to cool off. I
cool off six packs of beer in that thing.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
So that means it doesn't matter if I stick my
hands in there, because putting beer cans, I.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Put beers in there.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Bottom from now on, no scoop because Angel uses beer.
No Angel uses as.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's why he's using What the I think it's a cooler? Man?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Are you talking about its personal Friday night? What the
hell is cool?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Will your beers at home?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I say this. You know why he's not saying anything
because he did it. He moved it because he's a
scoop guy. He's not saying that he's trying to scoop.
He puts the cans. It's what it is. Yeah, yeah,
you got me. He's a scoop guy because if he's
using the the I.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Machine, I was trying to gross you guys out. Sorry
that that just.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Makes me go. I'm just gonna use my hands to
put to put my ice.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
In I've probably opened that thing maybe four times.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
So you don't get ice out.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, so it's annoying when you go to get ice
and someone has left it underneath the underneath.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
The pile of ice, so you always search for it. Ryan,
do you start up looking for it? There was a
there was a time where I would like go through
the ice and try to see, like maybe if it
got buried. Now I don't even do that anymore. I'm
assuming some of it are both gone.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yes, yeah, they're both guards.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
It's got to be. Like I said, I'd probably if
I was you guys, i'd shoot a note to Raquel,
and I bet you she knows.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I think someone has a small business where they sell
scoops online and they and then they have no overhead
because they just keep saying.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Scar, this is bothering Lizzie too. This is not just
me and right like the only reason I'm bringing up
because you brought it up. I'm like, Okay, this is
something that is bothering us. But if you put your
hands in and grab ice, that's gross A question? Does
that not if there are germs, the germs are frozen,
they're not transferred to works.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
I don't think I can transfer germs and I can't
speak on germs. But just how about how about dirty hands?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, I told you I wash my hand. No you,
I'll wash my hand and then I'll go and grab
that because I'm like, it's not I have no I
have no scoop. I'll look around the room like, if
anyone's coming, I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
You know what, rush, here's the thing. Because we have
that great coffee surface in there and there, and they
keep that all up to date. I'm sure there's extra
coffee cups that you guys could use to scoop the
ice up that would be provided by that coffee surface.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
There are no coffee cups. I've looked for them.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
That's why Lindsay takes a paper plate and she'll make
her or scowy.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
We don't have we got plates, paper places, plate, we
don't have coffee cups.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah, she's got some paper plates over there, and she
let me know, hey, I made I made a scoop
out of a paper plate. This was a whole thing
a couple of days ago with me and Lizzie and
she's like, if you'll buy a scoop, we can keep
it near your ear because I had my own coffee machine.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Are you guys reading this all right? So we have
a bunch of people that work in the restaurant and business,
and what they're saying is that if you leave the
scoop in the ice machine, it is a violation.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
It is.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
But this is not in the ice machine. It's in
the scoop holder, which is above the ice. Yes, and
you can do you have to open the door in restaurants.
For ten years I had to take food safety courses
and one of them, all of them are wrong.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
All these people, one of.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Them is on the ice machine. And yes, your scoop,
hass you. You cannot leave this.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
You guys are all wrong. You don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
You can not leave the scoop in the ice. But
here's the thing. So ice machines at restaurants they get
really gross and you have to be on top of them,
make sure they're because well a they can harbor a
coli and salmonella for one, and the water or the
ice in the whole thing. Uh. And then you can
also get Legionaire's disease from a dirty ice machine.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I have an idea if an old timy Man.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
If I buy a classic scoop that I know who works, right,
that fits in there, and I take a rope and
I put a hole in it, and I put a
rope and I put a rope to the thing, and
that way nobody can take it and can't lose it.
Would anyone be upset?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
I mean that makes the most sense.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
I'm gonna anything about humanity. There's always one.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Okay, you know what.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I would be shocked if there's not a mechanism in
there for that to be attached to something like that.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Should I use a rope or a chain? Like a
little chain?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Let Ryan tell us, because she has all the experience
with which one would want to.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Get gross and dirty, so you you wouldn't want to
do that.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Rope would be bad. But plastic plastic what like like
a plastic like a zip tie?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Almost Okay, I could get like twelve ZIPI well, I'm saying,
really making this look ghetto now, okay, I can do that.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Like a version of that like some you know, like
a plastic fashioner. I know this how they use that
with bank pins and it's like a it's plastic. Yeah,
So you can't walk off with a pen. Yes, that's
exactly what we need.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, I know this doesn't bother you, Angel, but it
is a little thing that that tees me off in
the mornings as I'm trying to find my name Isaac.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
As a creature of routine in the morning. I get it.
Where that would throw you off?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
It does. I know it doesn't bother you, but there
are some things that bother you that don't bother me.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I get it.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
So I'm trying to be empathetic with your guys' ice scooping, Telemma.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It is a thing. It's a damn thing. And Lizzie
was more bothered than I was, Like, she was like good,
she went in a plan.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Yeah, I think we should. I think we should set
up hidden cameras. I think we should catch this culprit.
They should be shamed publicly.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
You know what, Right, you should pop that top off
on that camera thing and see if that still works
and we could put our own camera in there.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
There you go, problem solved.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Did they got cameras that only like come on whenever
people walk in there?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Well, remember when we had that different vending machine that
was kind of like on the on the honor system.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Honor system at a radio station. That is the most
that is the most backward.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Sason more saying is that they pulled it out as
opposed to actually reprimanding the people that were in violation,
which was happened to be a guest that used to
come in.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Hey, I want to think that somebody left a card
for me on my I have my own little coffee machine,
right because I don't like their coffee, and I have it.
It's hidden in a I don't know, like a storage room,
and that's where I go every morning.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
And somebody green rooms, that's what we call it to
make ourselves feel better.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It's not a green room. It's a storage Uh. But
somebody left a card for me in there with my
name on it, but they didn't sign it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And it's very nice card and it's it's about the
Carl K Cancer Screening Fund, and and they didn't have
their name. Uh, so I don't know how to thank them.
Just the card, yeah, just a nice car.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
No one signed it. It just said, you know, he
thank you for the good work. And she knows it's
been a he or she. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It looks like hey, a woman's handwriting. It's been a
tough year, and you know, I'm very, very nice. So anyway,
whoever left the card, thank you. I don't know who
it is though, but they knew where my secret coffee
machine was.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Wait, was it in the Was it in a pink bag?
It was not in a pink bag. There's another thing
out there.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I think I didn't know if it was for you
or not. There was another little thing there that's in
the pink bag that had a card in it too. Okay,
yeah that was like I that was right there by
the coffee machine. Yeah, this was just on my coffee machine,
and said Russ Rollins. So anyway, I got the car.
I know there's mysteries around this place, left and right. Oh,
and there's another mystery I have too. We gonna have time, No, nope,
(28:45):
all right, take it back it yeah you do. You
got two minutes. We got two minutes.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Every time I got to leave the radio station, right,
this is another bitch about the radio station. Every time
I go to leave, I'm like, okay, I'm about to
drive an hour home. Let me go make sure I
can go bathroom before I leave. And there's always and
I don't think about it.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
It is my fault. So now I'm just gonna have
to get off on floor two or floor number three. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
But I get down to the bottom, I'm like, oh,
I gotta go to the bathroom and there's always three
people dumping in there.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Every time there's dumps going on.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
And I walk in and you get all three stalls
are closed up, All three people are dumping. The biggest
guys you ever saw only done. I'm like, oh, man,
so then I did. I'll go back up to another
floor so I can be alone. I don't sit and wait.
Do you guys sit and wait for if all three
stalls are taken and you got to go to the
bathroom and all three are dumping, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
It makes me mad. I don't know why I get mad.
I'm like, I gotta go to another floor. I know
I'm gonna wait around for this.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
I never experienced this.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
You've never gone down. Okay, today, after we have our
big long would you angel, I forget.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
There and in the process of a little elevator ride
that you remember that you to go do I forgot
that you have your own private bathroom here.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That is way cleaner than any bathroom in the whole building.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
I don't think about it until I get to the bottom.
Fot I just said, I know it's on me, but
I don't want to get down there. To get down there,
I'm like, Okay, I gotta go back up to a
floor where there's left, because I walked in yesterday and
there's three stalls all dumping, and there's some dude in
there where there's some big long thing.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
What do you call that?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
The fruit by the foot by the foot eating fruit
by the foot in the in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm like, what is it? We had a crazy house?
What is this?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
There's the school down there, school school.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
For autistic kids. Oh well I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
Well anyway, you don't don't should I say, don't eat
in the bathroom? Just you can't tell somebody what to
do in the bathroom. That's what they're cool with. That's
what they're cool with.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Don't eat fruit roll ups from the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Not eating it off the floor they're holding.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
This is a weird thing. A lot of dumping going
on down there after after eleven.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Yeah, I don't ever go down there to that one
because it's a full of like, and that's the public.
There's literally like several businesses and this literally that's the
one floor that's absolutely busy.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
All right, I'm gonna have to make myself a note
stop on floor two on the way down.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I see you coming every day that poor school. They're
like coming in.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
And I'll just go in. That's not what I'm doing.
I just always use the stall because I you.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Know, if you want to get a number one, you
use the stall.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yes, why, because I've told this story before. We want
to be alone, because I've somebody bumped into me one
time before in the striper concert and I got into
a fight.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
You're weird.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
You've heard that story before.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
I didn't realize that you take a number one in
a stall.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Every time if I if I go to the bathroom,
I go into a stall because I like to be alone.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
That is me The word I want to use. I
can't say anymore.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It started an R.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
All right, more bigdomb fun when we come back. You're
listening to the Marster in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That conversation.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I had to rush that conversation because we're up against
the break.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
But I was thinking about it during Well, why do
I why do I do that, and I know, okay,
I always like to go into a stall because I
like my privacy.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
I don't want to be at a I don't like
urinals a because of the fight that I got into
the one time. And I told you that story those
who haven't heard it. I was at a urinal one
time at a striper concert and a guy bumped into
me and got my hand all wet, and then I'm like, hey, dude,
and he's like he said, screw you or something like that,
and next thing you know, I'm in a fight.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
At a urinal. That's one reason.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
And then I have other times gone to the Jurnal
and then like people want to say hi to me
or talk to me or whatever, and I don't want
to talk to anyone.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, I got my wiener out and I'm I'm doing
a business. I don't. I don't like that. So I
will wait for a stall, and it doesn't matter when.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
It don't matter if I'm at Christner's, it don't matter
if I'm that old man Frank's at McDonald's, don't matter
where i'm at.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I will wait for the stall, just for privacy.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
The stall is not about privacy. This stall is about
number two. So if you're going there, like I've had
this problem before, we're like, I've got I've got it
now number two. Somebody's in the stall. I can see
them standing, I can hear them peeing into the toys.
I can see open urinals, and I'm like, this is
fed up.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Okay, I could you know what? Never looked at it
from that point. Yeah, I'm still not gonna change. Like
I like privacy, I don't. I don't want it. I
don't want people talking to me.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
While I'm the manliest dude in the world by any means.
But that's one thing I'm never giving up, the beautiful
ability to stand up and walk to a wall and
just pee. It's so much better to like to number one,
It'll be so much better. I don't sit at home,
I don't do anything like this is the that's that's
the one thing God gave me was the ability to
(33:44):
stand and the fact that you're willing to just drop
it so willy nilly doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Not not only that, given the choice, I'd rather set
the p you are that woman that way, you don't
get all that way, you don't get all the splatter everywhere.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Just like you splattered all over my house when her
to be a man was making a mess.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Splatter's part of what comes with the job.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I'd rather sit down and make sure everything.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You wear khaki pants is a man and go to urinals.
You're taking your risk in your own hands.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Can you get splattering?
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Yeah, dude, that's part of being a man, being covered
to p at any given moment.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Don't want that now.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
The man is knowing how to use a uneral and
not getting splattered on you.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Yeah, there's a sweet spot in every urinal, but sometimes
it moves.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I don't. I got I got urinal PTSD. I don't.
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
I just got just like my thing is like especially
like with the handicaps sules where people go in and
do that when there's urinals open. It's like people have emergencies. Man,
the number two can't be stopped and if you're in there,
number one and that's not what it's for.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You know what, I'm not going to say you're wrong
with what you're saying. I'm also not gonna change. I
don't that I can respect. I got I got hit,
you know I say I got bumped. I got my
hand all messy. Then the guy gets it wants to
fight me. Next thing you know, I'm fight the guy
in a.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Bathroom at a stranger twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Man, but it was very and then since then I've gone, okay,
I'll go to the journal because you know, everybody's dumping,
so I gotta go to the jurninal.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And then and everybody went, hey, aren't you Russ saying hey,
how you doing? You know the one talk to me?
And and I don't. I don't like that. That's happened
several times.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Men stop talking to other men at the urinals. I
agree with you there, that's like, that's the last place
I want to have a conversation.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Always question bringing it back to home.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Okay, so if you go into the urinal here right,
and inevitably it'll be Taco Bob.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
He's at the urnal, and love the conversation. Okay, do
you say hi to Taco Bob if he's at the urinal?
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I will, because I know he's going to talk either way.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I try to. I try to slip past him really
fast and hide in and hide into the and hide
into the stall because I don't want to chat.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
That's why I love his co host no speaking.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Papa Pat will talk to you when you're washing hands
about how you doing.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
He knows not to talk at the urinal. Correct not
Taco Bob.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
He wants a chat, And I'll try to slip past
him really fast and hide into the stall and do
all my business privately in the stall.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
I will agree with you. When I see a talker,
it's not just him, it's a lot because we have
sales departments.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, there's another guy I will avoid.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
If I see them headed towards the bathroom, I'm like,
I can hold it.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
It's an awkward place to have chit chat, you know.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
And I've tried to go to the urinal here, and
then inevitably, if I go to the urnal here, someone
walk in, I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Like, hey, Russ, how you doing. I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
That's why I just want to be alone. These are
the reasons why I want to be alone.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
You don't feel bad like if you go number one
in the stall, like on the excessive amount of water
that you're wasting, like you're wasting to go peep.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
You didn't care less about that. That does not affect me.
One I value should.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
That's also a bit about no empathy for that at all.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I mean, we have the same amount of water on
earth that we had five thousand years ago. It's all
gonna be here.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
Yeah, but now now it's polluted.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, when somebody got cleaned that up.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
We can't unpollute the water. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
So you think about how much you're flushing, and they yeah,
it's it's literally you think too much or your brain's
too big.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
That's your price.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Still have to be here for like forty years.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, I got I got good fifteen, so I'm good.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I will use the I will use the privacy of
a stall to do both businesses one, two and three.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
So but when you sit down to pee that you
don't hate anyone the tip gets wet. What what's like
the tip of your your mouth, it's.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Wet like that might have no no chance of getting
close to that. Not even we got a good we
got a good two feet. It's fine. It's dry, dry
as it can be. I can I can pee without
even touching anything, and no reason to really wash my hands.
I ain't touching nothing, so so I can do I
(37:51):
can do all that with that without a problem. So
there you go. Don't talk to me if I if
I'm in the.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Bathroom, Okay, fed fantastic. Now now for washing hands. Have
you ever gotten slipped a card while you're in the cus?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Someone has done that before?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Was it an IBS card?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
IBS?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Like I've been in the bathroom before, where like I'm
about to go and then somebody has like slipped a
card under and it said I have IBS. This is
an emergency. Basically, can you swap out?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh no, I've never had that before.
Speaker 7 (38:21):
Oh okay, that was weird. But yeah, people with IBS
they carry these little cards.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
But if I get with the cards that they don't
know if I got it or not, right that I
can get these guys out of the bathroom down there.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
I I just gave him the worst idea ever. He's
gonna print up cards. It says triple rs ibs.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Triple rs ibs.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Let me in now, I didn't tell you that.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
All right, we gotta take a break. We come back.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
It's uh, it's time for trivia. We've had some great
prizes this week. Who knows, maybe it'll be happening again.
You might want to get on the line. The telephone
number it's four oh seven nine one six, one oh
four one.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
It is trivia time now, so uh, we'll do that
when we come back. You're listening to the mantras the
morning
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