May 6, 2026 • 37 mins
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The most slang terms disappear pretty fast, but according to
a linguist on the PBS show called other Words, one
of these words have stood the test of time. This
slang word has been popular for more than a century,
which is pretty impressive for a slang word. What is
(03:53):
the most impressive slang word that has stood the test
of time?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I think others? Bad?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Bad? Okay, that is a great guess. It is not bad.
Who do you want to help? You've got Angel and
you've got Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I go the smartest bean in the room, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Smartest guy in the room. Ryan. Yeah, well I appreciate it. Yes,
I say, he is so smart. Most slang terms just
appear right away. Ryan. According to a linguist. They say,
this one has been popular for more than a century,
which is pretty impressive for a slang word. What is
the word we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, I like linguists. They are smart, they are cunning.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I feel like it's going to be this word because
I remember saying it for the first time to my
mom and she goes.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They still say that word. We have to say that
when I.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Was a kid, and that always stuck with me and
maybe not want to say the word anymore, but it
won't go away. Still to this day, twenty twenty six,
people say it. This could be a man.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is it cool?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, they're saying that they don't even know why that
one has stuck around. Yeah, for over a century. I'll
tell you what does it give you? And your thing?
The origin? Like? What how that? Let me go back here?
That that would mean to have to read this whole thing?
I know how I feel about reading my bad Hold on,
let me look at it.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Let's see the It probably does goes back to the
sixteenth century.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The sixteenth century.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's an Old English word meaning it's cool, which means
not warm and has dramatic roots, but emotionally calm in
the sixteenth century, and then the twentieth century it became
for stylish or excellent.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I thought it started in the fifties, to be honest
with you, because.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Popularized by nineteen forties African American jazz musicians like Lester Young.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh really, there you go?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
How awful that night Lester Young goes down as a
dude that was like, you know, want I'm gonna say
cool and it means cool.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hell yeah, that and that word's still around. You know,
that's one of the words that you know, if you
still say it now, it's not like, oh, that's for
you know, that's for kids or whatever. You know. Uh,
but there are things that you know, there are slang
terms that older people should stop saying, but cools not
one of them. That one, for some reason, is still
(06:22):
okay no matter what age you are, right, I think.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
So, I mean, do you think that that the words
that we're using aren't aren't gonna work today? We're in
the future, Like, no one's gonna say they're like looks
maxing in the future or they don't have the riz.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I caught myself saying one the other day. I'm like
RUSSI should stop saying that I said something was dope.
I'm like, I shouldn't say that. It's not even currct,
it's not even currents. Shouldn't say that. I don't know why.
I don't know what the or a farming I think
is going to stick. I like or farming. I do
that every day. I don't know what that one means.
What are some other slang terms that we we should
(06:59):
just not say because of our age? Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I gotta stop saying dope, cool you consider? I have
to stop saying hundred percent. Apparently people make fun of
me for that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Now, no care? I know. My dad, my dad, My
dad kept saying, homie, don't play that, like way past
the time.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Old white dudes love to say, homie, don't play that.
That's that's across the board.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My dad would say it way.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
My seventy year old dad would say it to me,
don't play that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm like, you probably.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Should never watched an episode of In Living Color. He'd
only seen the commercial for it come on while he's
watching something else.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
My dad didn't even know it came from In Living Color.
He just had heard it. He thought it was funny,
and he would keep only don't play that, Like, Dad,
you don't even know what that means. Yeah, I don't know.
Some coming from our chat people, what are the things
that you know, like slang terms that we probably should
just stop saying.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
When somebody says something groovy or they use the word
groovy like that, it's like having an AOL green name,
you know what I mean, Like it will email address.
It's like you were just showing me how old.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't like any of the slang terms from the
sixties for some reason. I don't know why. I Jack
had something the other day and a name of something,
and it reminded me of the sixties, and I just
hated it. And I know it was something about uh
something summer, cool, summer or some summer summer thing.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm like, that just reminds me of the sixties. Man,
that's your fault. You can't dig it. I don't dig
the sixties.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
There's the one that I want to come back. I
always liked it. I always thought it was super appropriate,
Summer of Love. It was just a simple like somebody
like John just like killed it over there and somebody
just goes yay did like that was the thing for
a second, yay, did like where you just go yay?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Did tubular? Tubula? So dated? Nineties eighties? Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's like saying radical that's rat yeah, or liked that's gangster.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
See we just say gangster like back in like Lockhart
junior high school. So stuff like that. You know you're right.
You date yourself when you use your your favorite slang
term from when you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
If somebody says that's off the chain and or hook,
that's pretty bad. It's off the I think my mom
still goes that's all that in a bag of chips
sometimes yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, groovy's bad. You didn't say groovy.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I think the one, the most dated one I actually
use is saying oh snap, I'll do that every so
often on ironically, and let's go about that. That's more
eighties badass, Like I still say badass all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You strike me as a man who would tell people
to chillax. No, I heard that it's badass? Is it still?
Is it? Like? Cool? It's still all right? No, badass
is not.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, I still use that constantly. Let me see. Here's
let's see.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I've never heard anybody actually called somebody a scrub in
quite a while.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
A scrub.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, Jit was a big one, but a Jit made
a comeback. I was surprised about Jit. What about apparently
it's very much a Florida thing. What about saying something's ghetto?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is that? Uh? That's not okay? Bro, Why would you
say that? You don't say get him?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay. Here's one. You definitely say home skill it, home it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, Bob and I say that to each other. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's just us being goofy. I don't think
I say it to you. I don't say anybody else.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
You.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Uh you say the bomb? That's the bomb? Yeah, yeah,
you do say that. Should I stop? Oh you should
have stoped twenty years? Yeah. This one says spinning the tunes. Yeah,
I say that for Angel Angel spinning the tunes? Is
that not good? What should I say? It's sad? I
don't know. He's on the ones and two and just
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putting up his banner. Oh no, he forgot it. All right,
we gotta take a break, we come back. We got
was it? Andrew? Yeah, Andrew's on the line. He's a winner.
We'll talk to Andrew, get to know him. He'll take
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Speaker 2 (12:07):
Congratulations Andrew, you are a winner thanks to Ryan Holmes.
How long you've been listening to the show, Buddy?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
About ten years? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's good. That's a long, a long amount of time.
We appreciate that. Thank you so much. What do you
do for a living, Andrew?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I work for Disney in the laundry.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And the laundry hmm, you washing the Mickey mouse pans,
so you don't want not just the costumes, like like
like all the clothes that people wear there they turn
them in and you gotta wash them.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, I do the hotel laundry.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh okay, all right, that's that's probably a pretty big job.
How's how's business been out at Disney? Have they been busy?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We're still Busy's people are still coming there?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You go.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, And what is the hardest part of doing the
laundry for like a big hotel and like something like Disney, Like,
what's the roughest part of your day?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Part of the sorting to sort it all out? Yeah,
sort it all and bring it because it comes in
in a bulk and then we have to separate it
all out.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Are you just doing one hotel or like, are you
they send all the hotels laundry to like one big building.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
All the disyer owned hotels is done by on property.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
When do you decide to throw a towel out? When
is it? Like? Yeah, when do you throw in the towel?
Like this towl has had you know what it's all,
it's it's on its last leg. What makes the decision
that that towel, you know, hits the trash?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Just visual if it's starting to fray or no, is
it I guess fluffy? So I guess you would say,
are stained?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So is it your? You know, by your discretion, you
get to decide which ones going which one's staying. Yes,
that's a power. That's a power thing. Answer.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What's the most uh, let's say, interesting thing that you
might have found in betting that it has made it
to you?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, a lot of women's So.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It would be safe to say that one could. One
could And I'm not saying you or inferring you, but
if someone else had that job. They could have a
pretty impressive collection of other.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Women's guy, Oh my god, it would be a cool collection. Yeah,
cool collection. You don't tell people how you got it,
you know. I mean you could make a lot of
money if you're not a ship to Japan. That's what
I'm saying. You could make a really cool tapestry. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Uh could you imagine a panty quilt? What a dirty
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panty quilt? That's some sick And he's not washed.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
If women's dirty panties come in with the regular laundry,
he's not washing that throwing them out.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Angel, give me, give us like a little hint of
like a secret of you know, really making sure your
laundry is clean. You really got great towels.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I wants to know how to get really white sheets
for no reason?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Is it really? Is there a secret to it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It's hot water and a of and not your bleach
you could get off the store shelf.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, they got that industrial hout. Oh it's like super bleach. Okay,
but if you get that super bleach on your clothes,
it ruins them right, Oh yeah, it would it? Oh
my god, damn eat right through it all right? And
do you get a lot of free towns. You gotta
take them home with you?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No, no, no, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
What because they've been used by thousands of people. Yeah, yeah,
that's a that's that's that's pretty nasty.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's not a deal break. If you got that super
bleach on it, you're fine. What am I missing here? Though?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
If I'm thinking about this, so, like, you get laundry,
I'm thinking for hotels, you got your your standard bed sheets.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Betting towels, towels, probably some robes, robes, tablecloths. What's the
most interesting thing about your job, Andrew?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
The panties Just just a volume of linen, of linen
that we do go through every day.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Like you guys measure that by the pounds, right, So,
like if you had to guess how many pounds of
laundry are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Do you think over a million?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Wow? Lord damn, that's a lot. I mean that's all
the properties out there. Yeah so, And it's all the
properties out there, man, Yeah, there are a lot. So
what would you like to plug and promote and tell
us about? Andrew?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Well, I got a free who's got his own tattoo
shopping uses? God Speed twenty two it's on four forty
one and the old Big Lots Plaza. He's been doing
tattoos for over twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wow. What's the name of it again? God Speed twenty
two tattoo? God Speed twenty two tattoo.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, Dan Cardona is the owner.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah about Dan. Nice looking shop has got some
good work there.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh yeah, he's done several tattos. Him and his staff
have done several tattoos for me.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Nice. What's what's your favorite tattoo? You got?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
H it's as Star Wars rebellion symbol of on my leg.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, cool? You know the rebels aren't the cool ones anymore. Right, whatever,
he's got the right one.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I don't want to be like the Stormtroopers institutionalized.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
He's got it. Gotcha on that point, though, I just
want to remind everybody. I want to remind everybody that Friday,
July the fifteenth is National Tattoo Day with Hart and
Huntington out at hard Rock. I'll be dejaing that event,
and as I get more details for that, I'll be
out there from five to ten. But last year, what
they did is you had to get there early. You
had to sign up for it, but they were letting
(17:38):
you get a flash piece done by one of the
artists from Hart and Huntington. So put that on your
calendar and you were I think you were getting that
for free. I'll get more information on that. But I'll
be out there Friday, July the fifteenth for that event.
It'll be easy to find Angel. He's got a banner
behind him. You'll see from air anywhere.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, Russ I will have the banner there for that
one too, Andrew, Thanks Andrew. Uh So, how many tattoos
do you have, buddy?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I have about six?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Six? Now do you plan on stopping at any point?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, I'm just you know, when I feel it, I
feel it.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, when I feel it, I'll feel it all right.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Hey, what's what's the biggest what's your biggest piece of you?
Like you have a back piece or do you have.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A like I have?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I have a buffalo skull on my.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Right leg right on.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Okay, why are the buffalo skull? I mean we're in Florida,
so I'm assuming you're not from here. You're from the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Oh, No, I'm from Florida. I'm fifth generation.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
No yeah, okay, So why a buffalo, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We're the buffalo. It doesn't everything doesn't have to have
a deep meaning. It's just like I like the way
it looks.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
There's buffalo in Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah. Yeah, you know they do have that ranch that
the police do down there, that's true. Uh yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
So do you guys see the new thing that they're
doing for tattoos where you can get sedation tattoos done.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That's cheating. Yeah, that's cheaping.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I would that's the only way I would get to
to because I don't want to do it piece by piece.
Put me out. Let me get one big piece all
at once done. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, but then you didn't really suffer through it, you know. Yeah,
it's not about the pain. You didn't really do it
like a man.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Now, but you got to have like some no pun intended,
but you gotta have some skin in the game. Yeah,
there's like there's a there's there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Believe or not. It doesn't hurt. It's okay at first
it's and then it doesn't really hurt because it's it's.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I don't know, Yeah, you just get kind of in
a trance state. But I've seen these guys, these you
know again, these like uh ripped dudes you know from
the manisphere, and their whole idea is to get you know,
the whole, you know, the whole tors so done with it. Yeah,
and so they get they go under and you know,
then they wake up here.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And the most paine because they give them pain. Yeah there, Yeah,
it's a complete cheat.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It sounds awesome, to be honest with you, because I
see a bunch of dudes that like are in like
one fourth or like halfway done with their big piece.
But they've been halfway done with it for ten years,
you know what I mean. So I always feel bad
for those guys.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Well, Andrew, we put your buddy's tattoo shop on our
YouTube channel, so our YouTube family got a chance to
check it out. And we appreciate you listening for the
past ten years. Next dude, and have a good day. Man,
you got it, man, take care. Thank you for keeping
the towels clean over there.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I didn't realize, guys, you guys to blow my mind,
and it's happening in the texting service, happened in our
YouTube chat that there's a contingent of people that yeah,
feel the same way you do. Angel were like, this
doesn't count. What a pushy blah blah blah blah. And
I'm like, when I first saw this the other day,
I was like, Yo, that's the only way I'm going
a tattoo because my half the reason is my ADHD
(20:41):
will not let me sit there long enough to get
a tattoo done.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'll concede as far as like when you're doing let's
say you're getting a flash piece or you're getting something
small and they do the numbing cream, I can concede that.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But the yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But the dudes that go in there and get completely
knocked out and you know, they're something just seems wrong
about it, and they they you know, they're completely free
of tattoo, and they come back and their whole torso
is tatted or they've got a chest piece. Yeah it
was done in six hours, but you were knocked out
for all six of them. And then they give you
(21:15):
medication afterward to kind of help alleviate the pain. That's yeah,
that's bogus.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
For some reason, I agree with you now, but it
sounds like someone complaining about people taking with GOV yeah, Gatekeeper. Yeah,
it sounds like people complain about people who take the
time to lose weight. It's like, well, you didn't really suffer,
so you't it didn't count. It's the same thing. There's
something to be said for sweat equity. There's something that
I said, I feel I feel that way about the tattoo,
(21:43):
but I don't feel that about the dress, the mental
gymnastics that you're doing. I understand I'm being a hypocrite.
I get it. There's people to get.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
A tattoo, though, right, there's ones that just want a
tattoo to have some cool in their body, and then
there's people that like getting tattooed, and then that's not everybody.
I think at least half the people just want the tattoo.
They don't want to go through the brus right.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
The people that really like to get tattoos, and they
do the whole like it's almost ritualistic that they're getting
the whole sleeve and everything. That's a process. And I
would dare say, let's say ninety percent of them enjoy
that whole process and the whole the needle, the sound
of it, in the in the being there, in the tattoo, shop,
not going to some sterile environment getting knocked out, and
(22:28):
you don't like you missed ninety percent of the experience.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You just show up with basically, you know, you sit
there and you do talk to the tattoo guy as
he's working, and if you got a cool like I
had George over it to Trinity Tattoo and I would
sit and talk to him and it was part of
the fund was talking to George. Get you hang out
with the shop. You're doing all that.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
You never know what who's going to come in for,
you know, getting some kind of interesting piercing.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Screw all of this. I sedate me for everything. Oh
you don't want to talk about it. Give me sedation
haircuts where you put me out. I wake up full haircut.
Give it to me for a tattoo. Give it to
me for the dentist. Oh just I want.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I want to be sedated Ramons nineteen seventy seven. Baby,
let's go just for everything. Oh my god, if I
could do this work day, you know, I would do
the severance. That would be I watch Severance and I go,
what a great idea where you walk into the office
and then yeah, there's an inside you where it has
to do stuff, but you all it is for you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You blink, you're done with work. Bam. Get me through
life like that? Why because I don't need the boring stuff.
That'd be great. This is the best part of your day.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
There's nothing boring about getting tattoo. It's all fun, no it.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
See when Russ is like yeah, and then you get
to talk to the guy and hears all the stories,
that's a nightmare for me.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't want you.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
That's one option. You don't have to do that. You
can slap on your headphones. You can watch a movie.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm telling you. If you get a cool dude and
you're sitting there talking to him, it makes it fun.
Like when I would go like I only had one
guy do it was George h for a matrinity, and
it was cool talking to him.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
George was a cool dude. He's a cool I mean,
look store, I think those guys are over the the
shop still there. I think all the guys are there.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I'm not here to tattoo shame anybody. If you live
a lifestyle, you can live that life style. That's okay.
This is coming from the dude with zero tattoo but
I'm telling. What I'm saying is like, it's not for me.
And when these people are texting in and they're on
the YouTube, Chether said, Oh, it hurts so good being
passed out to pussy. I love the sound, the smell,
the feel. It's a turn on. That's not the life
that I live.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I still do want to get him. And there's some
crazy bet word the only way he can get out
of it is to get a triple or tattoo. That
is That is my my goal.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
You know exactly who will be your number one, number
one enemy if that happened.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Who's that his mom? I know that's.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Don't make him do it, don't make him give tattoo
rush Rollins.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So your mom won't let you get a tattoo. Tattoo
if he wants to. You've never wanted one.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I just never wanted it because I've been to tattoo
shops with my friends. So when these people say that, oh,
I love the apparents, I love going into the tattoo shop,
I love what that looks like. I've been in those
places and I'm like, this is gross to me. I
don't know, I don't know what it is. I almost
got one one time. I was just gonna pick I
just were you.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Gonna get a baldy go on in your chest and
say lift fore or die?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
No, it was like I just picked some like tribal
tattoo out of the like the look book.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Is that what they call them, the book that's usually
that's the that's where I'll call the flash art is.
So that was what flasht Yeah, that's what flash arted. Okay. Uh,
but then what they have on the on the walls
as well. Sometimes only that.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Don't have that tattoos because it took too long for
my two friends who went before me, and I was like,
all right, I gotta go this.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
They actually saved your ass from you get in the
tribal tattoo. Yeah, but once you get one, it's like, okay,
might as well. Because I was drunk as hell when
I got the first one. It was I was it
was when I was doing Latitudes downtown Orlando. Uh, and
the girl I was dating at that time but I
ended up marrying. Uh, she's all right, I want you
to get a tattoo. And I was drunk and we
walked stumbled down down the I think it was Orange
(25:59):
Avenue and there was a tattoo shot there, and I'm
surprised they let me do it. But the guy was
a fan of the show That's Wild, and he's like, oh,
it's you want a Batman tattoo, I'll do a Batman tattoo.
And then when I got it, it was it looks
so little. I'm like, oh no, I got this little
Batman tattoo. I gotta I gotta make it look bigger somehow.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, it does feel though, like at this point in life,
it feels like I'm like the rebel for not having
a tattoo, yeause it seems like everybody has them now right.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
There there is a really strong continuent like movement of
people that aren't, you know, aren't doing tattoos.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's a thing.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, I would. I would want to go extreme too
for my first one, just to be funny, like get
a face tattoo.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But even that, it's like he's just saying that for
shock value. There's no way that I.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Would be like neck or face tattoo would be the
one I would do. That's why I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
So I would. I kind of want you to do
that now because they would be just ridiculous. Yeah, all right,
we gotta take a break. It is Wednesday, hump day.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Max of the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Real Radio is on face Book at Real Radio one,
it's Jessica Dobson with a check.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Man. I wish it would rain rain, is it? I
didn't see that. I hope you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
The forecast might have moved to later into Monday, but yeah,
it was. It was when I saw yesterday it's fifty
percent chance rain on Saturday, thank goodness. Yeah, winter hated
enough though, Yeah it's not. We need like a week
of rain. The winter and chain of lakes are so low.
My at my dock, like my boat is not u
It's in the shop right now, but I don't even
want it to come back because I don't know that
(27:52):
it'll fit in the dock right now. Like the water
is so low, I think the boat would be sitting
on the ground. Yes, Saturday, it looked like fifty chance
Sundays and then Monday's fifty as well.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good We need like a month of rain, yeah, to
get everything back up. The number like if you look
at that retention pond ride out here, is it low
it's almost right up, it was almost right out.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, damn it. Hey, today is National Nurses Day, just
so you know, and like I don't know about you,
but you see a nurse and you talk to the
nurses more than you actually talk to the doctor. Uh.
They deserve all the love they can get. Who's the
most famous nurse you can think of? Uh? Florence night
and Game that's one. Yeah, yeah, how she becomes so big?
(28:31):
That was World War One? I think we're World War one?
She became so famous? Uh sure, yeah? Or was it
the Spanish American War?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, before that? So a lady with the lamp during
the Crimean War, the Crimean War. So she only lived
in nineteen ten. Okay, how does she become so famous?
Like we still remember Florence Nightingale to this day.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I think that the most famous nurses Nina Hartley right
to porn. Well, she was a nurse before she got
to do that industry was Yeah. I went to meet
and greet with her at far Villa. She told us
all these great stories she was a nurse.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Florena laning Gale is the most famous nurse because she's
the founder of modern nursing.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So, but it was during the war that she became
so big.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Right, ayes, I mean that's how she she u the
Crimean War, the Crimean War.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
There was the Spanish American War.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Man, I think like all the famous nurses, I know,
I mean, there's just there's they're famous, they're they're actors, right,
Like it's Nurse Jackie.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Right right? How about the nurse Jeanie Lynne, nurse Crackets.
She was on the cover of Blink, went into his album.
Oh right, right, what are you talking about? She's a nurse,
h man, Clara Barton. I remember she was the Angel
of the battlefield in the Civil War. I did read
about her. She founded the Red Cross. Okay, what was
(29:57):
the nurse that hobbled that guy in the movie? Oh,
that wasn't a nurse. That was She was a nurse
at one time, was she?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Because she medicated him and everything. He might be right?
What was her name? Hold on her name? Hold on
a bigger lady? She does? She does, Oh, man, what
the hell's her name? It'll come to me in a second. No,
not Lizzo, what are you doing now? White girl? White lady?
And she now does. And now she's like, uh, Mattlock
(30:26):
or something. Oh, he's her name from misery, Yeah, from misery.
What we're talking about? Misery? She hobbled the guy. I
didn't think she was a nurse. But what is her name?
Her backstory? She was a nurse.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Okay, that's how she was able to, like, uh effectively
hobble him, and then she kept him medicated.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay, don't look it up. Let's let's make our brains
to it. Bates, Master Shelley Bates, Johnny Bates. Uh uh,
Kathy Bates, there you go. Did you cheat? No?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Okay, once we got baits at it. Harriet Tubman was
a nurse, was she Yeah, at the beginning of the
Civil War. She also worked as a nurse for the
Union army.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But she did the underground railroad, right. Yeah, she can
be more than one thing, that's sure. Two things can
be true at once. And then they start making like
male nurses. Whitman, it's like, you're not a nurse's dis
date for male nurses. You're just hearing in his voice.
And then they made male nurses. Yeah, I don't know.
(31:35):
Just women are a lot more soothing. The women are
a lot more.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
You're doing that, you're doing the thing again that you
did in the first hour. When it comes to women,
you're doing like you're doing this thing. I don't know
where this is fascinating dynamic with you women. Women are
you know, more empathetic and then you know, I'd rather
have a woman Okay, you'd rather have a male nurse
or a woman nurse. It's what they're doing exactly, and
(32:00):
it's not about personal preference. It's the thing that you're
doing about how women are this, this, this, and this this.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, they're they're they're soothing and they're they're they're compassionate. Uh,
they care. A male nurse is not gonna care. Yeah
they do. Oh he's gay. Okay, a gay male nurses.
We'll take a ga. I'll take a gay male nurse.
I don't want a dude like a male nurse. I
don't want that dude. Why because he don't care. He's
just like, we don't know nursing, Like, like, what, what's
(32:29):
what are you doing with that gay guy? He cared?
Didn't we help you?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You know, like he'd be a straight man and be
a nurse and be empathetic.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh my god, man, of course there is show me one.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
We've got hundreds of male nurses that listen to this
show that are straight and and empathetic and have soft hands.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, they don't have soft hands exactly. But if you
get some manly dude and I'm a nurse and he's
got all, you know, your rugged hands and stuff, heared
a machine that's cratch. I don't want that. There's no
nurse that talks like that. There's nothing. Okay, that's what
I'm saying. I don't want that. Yeah, hag time, I
don't want that. Nurse are Yeah, what prison are you
(33:13):
in when you're doing that?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
My god? All right, here's the thing man nursing. My
my wife's mom is a nurse. My mother in law's
a nurse, And that job is such a physical job because, like,
and that's why they have the highest rate of accident
because a lot of it is moving a heavy equipment
and be actual people. A male nurse kind of super
(33:34):
helpful in that environment.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, but I mean if you're if you're a nurse,
you're also in contact with a lot of people that
have all kinds of diseases and all kinds of like,
you know, they can end up getting whatever damn thing
you got. You know what I'm saying, like catching cold,
catching COVID. Hey, they get sick all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Uh, famous male famous nurses though, that aren't real hot
lips of Hulahans.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's from mash Uh.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Let's see there's Nurse Joy. Nurse Joy, she's from Pokemon. Okay,
not familiar, familiar. Let's see Christine Chapel.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Christine Chapel. Hold on, that's that's from a star trek.
There you go. I know you'd get that one about.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Mother drugs and Speed drugs. That was Mark cal Welch.
Jugs was a nurse that Dugs was the nurse. Famous
nurse played a nurse. If you've watched that movie in
the last three months, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You've never seen Mother Jugs and Speed. I've never seen
Mother Jugs nor Speed.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
If there was ever of this movie that was screaming
for a modern they remake all the wrong movies. Ross
yea Mother Jugs and Speed is screaming for a modern day,
modern day revision.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
How they are today. They changed the name. It's the
Mother tight shirt or something. I would be the first
one in the pro call.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
He they call her mother gay male nurse, probably because
that's weird and male nurses are odd.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
You got to redo it because, like you know, it's
problematic because uh uh, one of the stars of the
original Mother Jugs of Speed is Bill cost Oh wow,
so we so that movie deserves a remake and he.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Could just be he could play an the studiologist.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well I'm thinking that's probably where he got his first
uh you know, ideas of a you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Know, good luck male nurses. I love y'all. You're doing
great out there. You want a male nurse? He this,
I'm not a nurse. When I'm in the e R
is not a sex thing. I want you to fix
me and I want the combinent people. They I don't
want some rough and tumble dude being a nurse. What
about a doctor? What do you want for a doctor?
(35:41):
A doctor?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Doctors need to be doctor like, you know, soft hands, you.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Know, they have to be So which are you preferring then?
A male doctor? A female doctor?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh? I like doctor Patty. I like a female doctor.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Okay, you're on, you're on you're on the you're on
the female you're on the stretcher.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, this is a weird that rusts us.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
So you've so you've never like your personal doctor, your
primary practitioner doctor as long as you've been adult, has
always been a female.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yes, yeah, that's gay. That's what. There's a weird all
men that would be gay? They're women.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Why would I not want to go to a guy
who knows exactly what's going on in my male body?
Women aren't smart enough to be a doctor. Ryan's exactly
I'm saying. Like there's a lot of stuff like women
don't have the parts for it. Wouldn't make It's not
insane to go like I'm going to a doc, like
I want to go to a female urologist.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
They can study up on the penis thing that they
can figure it out out.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
They can study back and I can learn about the
female orgasm. Doesn't mean I can make it happen. All right,
you gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
We come back. They'll find out what's going with Monster Sports.
We skipped sports yesterday, Sorry about that. I will to
find out what's going on with Monster Sports when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Mansters
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The most slang terms disappear pretty fast, but according to
a linguist on the PBS show called other Words, one
of these words have stood the test of time. This
slang word has been popular for more than a century,
which is pretty impressive for a slang word. What is
(03:53):
the most impressive slang word that has stood the test
of time?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I think others? Bad?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Bad? Okay, that is a great guess. It is not bad.
Who do you want to help? You've got Angel and
you've got Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I go the smartest bean in the room, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Smartest guy in the room. Ryan. Yeah, well I appreciate it. Yes,
I say, he is so smart. Most slang terms just
appear right away. Ryan. According to a linguist. They say,
this one has been popular for more than a century,
which is pretty impressive for a slang word. What is
the word we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, I like linguists. They are smart, they are cunning.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I feel like it's going to be this word because
I remember saying it for the first time to my
mom and she goes.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They still say that word. We have to say that
when I.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Was a kid, and that always stuck with me and
maybe not want to say the word anymore, but it
won't go away. Still to this day, twenty twenty six,
people say it. This could be a man.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is it cool?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, they're saying that they don't even know why that
one has stuck around. Yeah, for over a century. I'll
tell you what does it give you? And your thing?
The origin? Like? What how that? Let me go back here?
That that would mean to have to read this whole thing?
I know how I feel about reading my bad Hold on,
let me look at it.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Let's see the It probably does goes back to the
sixteenth century.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The sixteenth century.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's an Old English word meaning it's cool, which means
not warm and has dramatic roots, but emotionally calm in
the sixteenth century, and then the twentieth century it became
for stylish or excellent.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I thought it started in the fifties, to be honest
with you, because.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Popularized by nineteen forties African American jazz musicians like Lester Young.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh really, there you go?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
How awful that night Lester Young goes down as a
dude that was like, you know, want I'm gonna say
cool and it means cool.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hell yeah, that and that word's still around. You know,
that's one of the words that you know, if you
still say it now, it's not like, oh, that's for
you know, that's for kids or whatever. You know. Uh,
but there are things that you know, there are slang
terms that older people should stop saying, but cools not
one of them. That one, for some reason, is still
(06:22):
okay no matter what age you are, right, I think.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
So, I mean, do you think that that the words
that we're using aren't aren't gonna work today? We're in
the future, Like, no one's gonna say they're like looks
maxing in the future or they don't have the riz.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I caught myself saying one the other day. I'm like
RUSSI should stop saying that I said something was dope.
I'm like, I shouldn't say that. It's not even currct,
it's not even currents. Shouldn't say that. I don't know why.
I don't know what the or a farming I think
is going to stick. I like or farming. I do
that every day. I don't know what that one means.
What are some other slang terms that we we should
(06:59):
just not say because of our age? Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I gotta stop saying dope, cool you consider? I have
to stop saying hundred percent. Apparently people make fun of
me for that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Now, no care? I know. My dad, my dad, My
dad kept saying, homie, don't play that, like way past
the time.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Old white dudes love to say, homie, don't play that.
That's that's across the board.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My dad would say it way.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
My seventy year old dad would say it to me,
don't play that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm like, you probably.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Should never watched an episode of In Living Color. He'd
only seen the commercial for it come on while he's
watching something else.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
My dad didn't even know it came from In Living Color.
He just had heard it. He thought it was funny,
and he would keep only don't play that, Like, Dad,
you don't even know what that means. Yeah, I don't know.
Some coming from our chat people, what are the things
that you know, like slang terms that we probably should
just stop saying.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
When somebody says something groovy or they use the word
groovy like that, it's like having an AOL green name,
you know what I mean, Like it will email address.
It's like you were just showing me how old.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't like any of the slang terms from the
sixties for some reason. I don't know why. I Jack
had something the other day and a name of something,
and it reminded me of the sixties, and I just
hated it. And I know it was something about uh
something summer, cool, summer or some summer summer thing.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm like, that just reminds me of the sixties. Man,
that's your fault. You can't dig it. I don't dig
the sixties.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
There's the one that I want to come back. I
always liked it. I always thought it was super appropriate,
Summer of Love. It was just a simple like somebody
like John just like killed it over there and somebody
just goes yay did like that was the thing for
a second, yay, did like where you just go yay?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Did tubular? Tubula? So dated? Nineties eighties? Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's like saying radical that's rat yeah, or liked that's gangster.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
See we just say gangster like back in like Lockhart
junior high school. So stuff like that. You know you're right.
You date yourself when you use your your favorite slang
term from when you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
If somebody says that's off the chain and or hook,
that's pretty bad. It's off the I think my mom
still goes that's all that in a bag of chips
sometimes yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, groovy's bad. You didn't say groovy.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I think the one, the most dated one I actually
use is saying oh snap, I'll do that every so
often on ironically, and let's go about that. That's more
eighties badass, Like I still say badass all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You strike me as a man who would tell people
to chillax. No, I heard that it's badass? Is it still?
Is it? Like? Cool? It's still all right? No, badass
is not.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, I still use that constantly. Let me see. Here's
let's see.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I've never heard anybody actually called somebody a scrub in
quite a while.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
A scrub.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, Jit was a big one, but a Jit made
a comeback. I was surprised about Jit. What about apparently
it's very much a Florida thing. What about saying something's ghetto?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is that? Uh? That's not okay? Bro, Why would you
say that? You don't say get him?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay. Here's one. You definitely say home skill it, home it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, Bob and I say that to each other. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's just us being goofy. I don't think
I say it to you. I don't say anybody else.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
You.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Uh you say the bomb? That's the bomb? Yeah, yeah,
you do say that. Should I stop? Oh you should
have stoped twenty years? Yeah. This one says spinning the tunes. Yeah,
I say that for Angel Angel spinning the tunes? Is
that not good? What should I say? It's sad? I
don't know. He's on the ones and two and just
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putting up his banner. Oh no, he forgot it. All right,
we gotta take a break, we come back. We got
was it? Andrew? Yeah, Andrew's on the line. He's a winner.
We'll talk to Andrew, get to know him. He'll take
the floor when we continue, don't go anywhere. You're listening
to the Monsters in the morning on the go, just
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the line. Who is gonna take the floor?
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Speaker 2 (12:07):
Congratulations Andrew, you are a winner thanks to Ryan Holmes.
How long you've been listening to the show, Buddy?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
About ten years? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's good. That's a long, a long amount of time.
We appreciate that. Thank you so much. What do you
do for a living, Andrew?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I work for Disney in the laundry.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And the laundry hmm, you washing the Mickey mouse pans,
so you don't want not just the costumes, like like
like all the clothes that people wear there they turn
them in and you gotta wash them.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, I do the hotel laundry.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh okay, all right, that's that's probably a pretty big job.
How's how's business been out at Disney? Have they been busy?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We're still Busy's people are still coming there?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You go.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Yeah, And what is the hardest part of doing the
laundry for like a big hotel and like something like Disney, Like,
what's the roughest part of your day?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Part of the sorting to sort it all out? Yeah,
sort it all and bring it because it comes in
in a bulk and then we have to separate it
all out.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Are you just doing one hotel or like, are you
they send all the hotels laundry to like one big building.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
All the disyer owned hotels is done by on property.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
When do you decide to throw a towel out? When
is it? Like? Yeah, when do you throw in the towel?
Like this towl has had you know what it's all,
it's it's on its last leg. What makes the decision
that that towel, you know, hits the trash?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Just visual if it's starting to fray or no, is
it I guess fluffy? So I guess you would say,
are stained?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So is it your? You know, by your discretion, you
get to decide which ones going which one's staying. Yes,
that's a power. That's a power thing. Answer.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What's the most uh, let's say, interesting thing that you
might have found in betting that it has made it
to you?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, a lot of women's So.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It would be safe to say that one could. One
could And I'm not saying you or inferring you, but
if someone else had that job. They could have a
pretty impressive collection of other.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Women's guy, Oh my god, it would be a cool collection. Yeah,
cool collection. You don't tell people how you got it,
you know. I mean you could make a lot of
money if you're not a ship to Japan. That's what
I'm saying. You could make a really cool tapestry. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Uh could you imagine a panty quilt? What a dirty
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panty quilt? That's some sick And he's not washed.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
If women's dirty panties come in with the regular laundry,
he's not washing that throwing them out.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Angel, give me, give us like a little hint of
like a secret of you know, really making sure your
laundry is clean. You really got great towels.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I wants to know how to get really white sheets
for no reason?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Is it really? Is there a secret to it?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It's hot water and a of and not your bleach
you could get off the store shelf.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, they got that industrial hout. Oh it's like super bleach. Okay,
but if you get that super bleach on your clothes,
it ruins them right, Oh yeah, it would it? Oh
my god, damn eat right through it all right? And
do you get a lot of free towns. You gotta
take them home with you?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No, no, no, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
What because they've been used by thousands of people. Yeah, yeah,
that's a that's that's that's pretty nasty.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's not a deal break. If you got that super
bleach on it, you're fine. What am I missing here? Though?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
If I'm thinking about this, so, like, you get laundry,
I'm thinking for hotels, you got your your standard bed sheets.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Betting towels, towels, probably some robes, robes, tablecloths. What's the
most interesting thing about your job, Andrew?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
The panties Just just a volume of linen, of linen
that we do go through every day.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Like you guys measure that by the pounds, right, So,
like if you had to guess how many pounds of
laundry are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Do you think over a million?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Wow? Lord damn, that's a lot. I mean that's all
the properties out there. Yeah so, And it's all the
properties out there, man, Yeah, there are a lot. So
what would you like to plug and promote and tell
us about? Andrew?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Well, I got a free who's got his own tattoo
shopping uses? God Speed twenty two it's on four forty
one and the old Big Lots Plaza. He's been doing
tattoos for over twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wow. What's the name of it again? God Speed twenty
two tattoo? God Speed twenty two tattoo.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, Dan Cardona is the owner.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah about Dan. Nice looking shop has got some
good work there.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Oh yeah, he's done several tattos. Him and his staff
have done several tattoos for me.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Nice. What's what's your favorite tattoo? You got?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
H it's as Star Wars rebellion symbol of on my leg.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, cool? You know the rebels aren't the cool ones anymore. Right, whatever,
he's got the right one.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I don't want to be like the Stormtroopers institutionalized.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
He's got it. Gotcha on that point, though, I just
want to remind everybody. I want to remind everybody that Friday,
July the fifteenth is National Tattoo Day with Hart and
Huntington out at hard Rock. I'll be dejaing that event,
and as I get more details for that, I'll be
out there from five to ten. But last year, what
they did is you had to get there early. You
had to sign up for it, but they were letting
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you get a flash piece done by one of the
artists from Hart and Huntington. So put that on your
calendar and you were I think you were getting that
for free. I'll get more information on that. But I'll
be out there Friday, July the fifteenth for that event.
It'll be easy to find Angel. He's got a banner
behind him. You'll see from air anywhere.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, Russ I will have the banner there for that
one too, Andrew, Thanks Andrew. Uh So, how many tattoos
do you have, buddy?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I have about six?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Six? Now do you plan on stopping at any point?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, I'm just you know, when I feel it, I
feel it.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, when I feel it, I'll feel it all right.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Hey, what's what's the biggest what's your biggest piece of you?
Like you have a back piece or do you have.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A like I have?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I have a buffalo skull on my.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Right leg right on.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Okay, why are the buffalo skull? I mean we're in Florida,
so I'm assuming you're not from here. You're from the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Oh, No, I'm from Florida. I'm fifth generation.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
No yeah, okay, So why a buffalo, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We're the buffalo. It doesn't everything doesn't have to have
a deep meaning. It's just like I like the way
it looks.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
There's buffalo in Florida.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah. Yeah, you know they do have that ranch that
the police do down there, that's true. Uh yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
So do you guys see the new thing that they're
doing for tattoos where you can get sedation tattoos done.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That's cheating. Yeah, that's cheaping.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I would that's the only way I would get to
to because I don't want to do it piece by piece.
Put me out. Let me get one big piece all
at once done. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, but then you didn't really suffer through it, you know. Yeah,
it's not about the pain. You didn't really do it
like a man.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Now, but you got to have like some no pun intended,
but you gotta have some skin in the game. Yeah,
there's like there's a there's there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Believe or not. It doesn't hurt. It's okay at first
it's and then it doesn't really hurt because it's it's.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I don't know, Yeah, you just get kind of in
a trance state. But I've seen these guys, these you
know again, these like uh ripped dudes you know from
the manisphere, and their whole idea is to get you know,
the whole, you know, the whole tors so done with it. Yeah,
and so they get they go under and you know,
then they wake up here.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And the most paine because they give them pain. Yeah there, Yeah,
it's a complete cheat.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It sounds awesome, to be honest with you, because I
see a bunch of dudes that like are in like
one fourth or like halfway done with their big piece.
But they've been halfway done with it for ten years,
you know what I mean. So I always feel bad
for those guys.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Well, Andrew, we put your buddy's tattoo shop on our
YouTube channel, so our YouTube family got a chance to
check it out. And we appreciate you listening for the
past ten years. Next dude, and have a good day. Man,
you got it, man, take care. Thank you for keeping
the towels clean over there.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I didn't realize, guys, you guys to blow my mind,
and it's happening in the texting service, happened in our
YouTube chat that there's a contingent of people that yeah,
feel the same way you do. Angel were like, this
doesn't count. What a pushy blah blah blah blah. And
I'm like, when I first saw this the other day,
I was like, Yo, that's the only way I'm going
a tattoo because my half the reason is my ADHD
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will not let me sit there long enough to get
a tattoo done.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'll concede as far as like when you're doing let's
say you're getting a flash piece or you're getting something
small and they do the numbing cream, I can concede that.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But the yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But the dudes that go in there and get completely
knocked out and you know, they're something just seems wrong
about it, and they they you know, they're completely free
of tattoo, and they come back and their whole torso
is tatted or they've got a chest piece. Yeah it
was done in six hours, but you were knocked out
for all six of them. And then they give you
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medication afterward to kind of help alleviate the pain. That's yeah,
that's bogus.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
For some reason, I agree with you now, but it
sounds like someone complaining about people taking with GOV yeah, Gatekeeper. Yeah,
it sounds like people complain about people who take the
time to lose weight. It's like, well, you didn't really suffer,
so you't it didn't count. It's the same thing. There's
something to be said for sweat equity. There's something that
I said, I feel I feel that way about the tattoo,
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but I don't feel that about the dress, the mental
gymnastics that you're doing. I understand I'm being a hypocrite.
I get it. There's people to get.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
A tattoo, though, right, there's ones that just want a
tattoo to have some cool in their body, and then
there's people that like getting tattooed, and then that's not everybody.
I think at least half the people just want the tattoo.
They don't want to go through the brus right.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
The people that really like to get tattoos, and they
do the whole like it's almost ritualistic that they're getting
the whole sleeve and everything. That's a process. And I
would dare say, let's say ninety percent of them enjoy
that whole process and the whole the needle, the sound
of it, in the in the being there, in the tattoo, shop,
not going to some sterile environment getting knocked out, and
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you don't like you missed ninety percent of the experience.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You just show up with basically, you know, you sit
there and you do talk to the tattoo guy as
he's working, and if you got a cool like I
had George over it to Trinity Tattoo and I would
sit and talk to him and it was part of
the fund was talking to George. Get you hang out
with the shop. You're doing all that.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
You never know what who's going to come in for,
you know, getting some kind of interesting piercing.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Screw all of this. I sedate me for everything. Oh
you don't want to talk about it. Give me sedation
haircuts where you put me out. I wake up full haircut.
Give it to me for a tattoo. Give it to
me for the dentist. Oh just I want.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
I want to be sedated Ramons nineteen seventy seven. Baby,
let's go just for everything. Oh my god, if I
could do this work day, you know, I would do
the severance. That would be I watch Severance and I go,
what a great idea where you walk into the office
and then yeah, there's an inside you where it has
to do stuff, but you all it is for you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You blink, you're done with work. Bam. Get me through
life like that? Why because I don't need the boring stuff.
That'd be great. This is the best part of your day.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
There's nothing boring about getting tattoo. It's all fun, no it.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
See when Russ is like yeah, and then you get
to talk to the guy and hears all the stories,
that's a nightmare for me.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't want you.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
That's one option. You don't have to do that. You
can slap on your headphones. You can watch a movie.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm telling you. If you get a cool dude and
you're sitting there talking to him, it makes it fun.
Like when I would go like I only had one
guy do it was George h for a matrinity, and
it was cool talking to him.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
George was a cool dude. He's a cool I mean,
look store, I think those guys are over the the
shop still there. I think all the guys are there.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
I'm not here to tattoo shame anybody. If you live
a lifestyle, you can live that life style. That's okay.
This is coming from the dude with zero tattoo but
I'm telling. What I'm saying is like, it's not for me.
And when these people are texting in and they're on
the YouTube, Chether said, Oh, it hurts so good being
passed out to pussy. I love the sound, the smell,
the feel. It's a turn on. That's not the life
that I live.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I still do want to get him. And there's some
crazy bet word the only way he can get out
of it is to get a triple or tattoo. That
is That is my my goal.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
You know exactly who will be your number one, number
one enemy if that happened.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Who's that his mom? I know that's.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Don't make him do it, don't make him give tattoo
rush Rollins.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So your mom won't let you get a tattoo. Tattoo
if he wants to. You've never wanted one.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I just never wanted it because I've been to tattoo
shops with my friends. So when these people say that, oh,
I love the apparents, I love going into the tattoo shop,
I love what that looks like. I've been in those
places and I'm like, this is gross to me. I
don't know, I don't know what it is. I almost
got one one time. I was just gonna pick I
just were you.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Gonna get a baldy go on in your chest and
say lift fore or die?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
No, it was like I just picked some like tribal
tattoo out of the like the look book.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Is that what they call them, the book that's usually
that's the that's where I'll call the flash art is.
So that was what flasht Yeah, that's what flash arted. Okay. Uh,
but then what they have on the on the walls
as well. Sometimes only that.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Don't have that tattoos because it took too long for
my two friends who went before me, and I was like,
all right, I gotta go this.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
They actually saved your ass from you get in the
tribal tattoo. Yeah, but once you get one, it's like, okay,
might as well. Because I was drunk as hell when
I got the first one. It was I was it
was when I was doing Latitudes downtown Orlando. Uh, and
the girl I was dating at that time but I
ended up marrying. Uh, she's all right, I want you
to get a tattoo. And I was drunk and we
walked stumbled down down the I think it was Orange
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Avenue and there was a tattoo shot there, and I'm
surprised they let me do it. But the guy was
a fan of the show That's Wild, and he's like, oh,
it's you want a Batman tattoo, I'll do a Batman tattoo.
And then when I got it, it was it looks
so little. I'm like, oh no, I got this little
Batman tattoo. I gotta I gotta make it look bigger somehow.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, it does feel though, like at this point in life,
it feels like I'm like the rebel for not having
a tattoo, yeause it seems like everybody has them now right.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
There there is a really strong continuent like movement of
people that aren't, you know, aren't doing tattoos.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's a thing.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, I would. I would want to go extreme too
for my first one, just to be funny, like get
a face tattoo.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But even that, it's like he's just saying that for
shock value. There's no way that I.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Would be like neck or face tattoo would be the
one I would do. That's why I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
So I would. I kind of want you to do
that now because they would be just ridiculous. Yeah, all right,
we gotta take a break. It is Wednesday, hump day.
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Max of the morning.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Real Radio is on face Book at Real Radio one,
it's Jessica Dobson with a check.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Man. I wish it would rain rain, is it? I
didn't see that. I hope you're right.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
The forecast might have moved to later into Monday, but yeah,
it was. It was when I saw yesterday it's fifty
percent chance rain on Saturday, thank goodness. Yeah, winter hated
enough though, Yeah it's not. We need like a week
of rain. The winter and chain of lakes are so low.
My at my dock, like my boat is not u
It's in the shop right now, but I don't even
want it to come back because I don't know that
(27:52):
it'll fit in the dock right now. Like the water
is so low, I think the boat would be sitting
on the ground. Yes, Saturday, it looked like fifty chance
Sundays and then Monday's fifty as well.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good We need like a month of rain, yeah, to
get everything back up. The number like if you look
at that retention pond ride out here, is it low
it's almost right up, it was almost right out.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, damn it. Hey, today is National Nurses Day, just
so you know, and like I don't know about you,
but you see a nurse and you talk to the
nurses more than you actually talk to the doctor. Uh.
They deserve all the love they can get. Who's the
most famous nurse you can think of? Uh? Florence night
and Game that's one. Yeah, yeah, how she becomes so big?
(28:31):
That was World War One? I think we're World War one?
She became so famous? Uh sure, yeah? Or was it
the Spanish American War?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, before that? So a lady with the lamp during
the Crimean War, the Crimean War. So she only lived
in nineteen ten. Okay, how does she become so famous?
Like we still remember Florence Nightingale to this day.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I think that the most famous nurses Nina Hartley right
to porn. Well, she was a nurse before she got
to do that industry was Yeah. I went to meet
and greet with her at far Villa. She told us
all these great stories she was a nurse.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Florena laning Gale is the most famous nurse because she's
the founder of modern nursing.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So, but it was during the war that she became
so big.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Right, ayes, I mean that's how she she u the
Crimean War, the Crimean War.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
There was the Spanish American War.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Man, I think like all the famous nurses, I know,
I mean, there's just there's they're famous, they're they're actors, right,
Like it's Nurse Jackie.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Right right? How about the nurse Jeanie Lynne, nurse Crackets.
She was on the cover of Blink, went into his album.
Oh right, right, what are you talking about? She's a nurse,
h man, Clara Barton. I remember she was the Angel
of the battlefield in the Civil War. I did read
about her. She founded the Red Cross. Okay, what was
(29:57):
the nurse that hobbled that guy in the movie? Oh,
that wasn't a nurse. That was She was a nurse
at one time, was she?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Because she medicated him and everything. He might be right?
What was her name? Hold on her name? Hold on
a bigger lady? She does? She does, Oh, man, what
the hell's her name? It'll come to me in a second. No,
not Lizzo, what are you doing now? White girl? White lady?
And she now does. And now she's like, uh, Mattlock
(30:26):
or something. Oh, he's her name from misery, Yeah, from misery.
What we're talking about? Misery? She hobbled the guy. I
didn't think she was a nurse. But what is her name?
Her backstory? She was a nurse.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Okay, that's how she was able to, like, uh effectively
hobble him, and then she kept him medicated.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay, don't look it up. Let's let's make our brains
to it. Bates, Master Shelley Bates, Johnny Bates. Uh uh,
Kathy Bates, there you go. Did you cheat? No?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Okay, once we got baits at it. Harriet Tubman was
a nurse, was she Yeah, at the beginning of the
Civil War. She also worked as a nurse for the
Union army.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But she did the underground railroad, right. Yeah, she can
be more than one thing, that's sure. Two things can
be true at once. And then they start making like
male nurses. Whitman, it's like, you're not a nurse's dis
date for male nurses. You're just hearing in his voice.
And then they made male nurses. Yeah, I don't know.
(31:35):
Just women are a lot more soothing. The women are
a lot more.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
You're doing that, you're doing the thing again that you
did in the first hour. When it comes to women,
you're doing like you're doing this thing. I don't know
where this is fascinating dynamic with you women. Women are
you know, more empathetic and then you know, I'd rather
have a woman Okay, you'd rather have a male nurse
or a woman nurse. It's what they're doing exactly, and
(32:00):
it's not about personal preference. It's the thing that you're
doing about how women are this, this, this, and this this.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, they're they're they're soothing and they're they're they're compassionate. Uh,
they care. A male nurse is not gonna care. Yeah
they do. Oh he's gay. Okay, a gay male nurses.
We'll take a ga. I'll take a gay male nurse.
I don't want a dude like a male nurse. I
don't want that dude. Why because he don't care. He's
just like, we don't know nursing, Like, like, what, what's
(32:29):
what are you doing with that gay guy? He cared?
Didn't we help you?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You know, like he'd be a straight man and be
a nurse and be empathetic.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Oh my god, man, of course there is show me one.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
We've got hundreds of male nurses that listen to this
show that are straight and and empathetic and have soft hands.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, they don't have soft hands exactly. But if you
get some manly dude and I'm a nurse and he's
got all, you know, your rugged hands and stuff, heared
a machine that's cratch. I don't want that. There's no
nurse that talks like that. There's nothing. Okay, that's what
I'm saying. I don't want that. Yeah, hag time, I
don't want that. Nurse are Yeah, what prison are you
(33:13):
in when you're doing that?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
My god? All right, here's the thing man nursing. My
my wife's mom is a nurse. My mother in law's
a nurse, And that job is such a physical job because, like,
and that's why they have the highest rate of accident
because a lot of it is moving a heavy equipment
and be actual people. A male nurse kind of super
(33:34):
helpful in that environment.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, but I mean if you're if you're a nurse,
you're also in contact with a lot of people that
have all kinds of diseases and all kinds of like,
you know, they can end up getting whatever damn thing
you got. You know what I'm saying, like catching cold,
catching COVID. Hey, they get sick all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Uh, famous male famous nurses though, that aren't real hot
lips of Hulahans.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's from mash Uh.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Let's see there's Nurse Joy. Nurse Joy, she's from Pokemon. Okay,
not familiar, familiar. Let's see Christine Chapel.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Christine Chapel. Hold on, that's that's from a star trek.
There you go. I know you'd get that one about.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Mother drugs and Speed drugs. That was Mark cal Welch.
Jugs was a nurse that Dugs was the nurse. Famous
nurse played a nurse. If you've watched that movie in
the last three months, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You've never seen Mother Jugs and Speed. I've never seen
Mother Jugs nor Speed.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
If there was ever of this movie that was screaming
for a modern they remake all the wrong movies. Ross
yea Mother Jugs and Speed is screaming for a modern day,
modern day revision.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
How they are today. They changed the name. It's the
Mother tight shirt or something. I would be the first
one in the pro call.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
He they call her mother gay male nurse, probably because
that's weird and male nurses are odd.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
You got to redo it because, like you know, it's
problematic because uh uh, one of the stars of the
original Mother Jugs of Speed is Bill cost Oh wow,
so we so that movie deserves a remake and he.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Could just be he could play an the studiologist.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well I'm thinking that's probably where he got his first
uh you know, ideas of a you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Know, good luck male nurses. I love y'all. You're doing
great out there. You want a male nurse? He this,
I'm not a nurse. When I'm in the e R
is not a sex thing. I want you to fix
me and I want the combinent people. They I don't
want some rough and tumble dude being a nurse. What
about a doctor? What do you want for a doctor?
(35:41):
A doctor?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Doctors need to be doctor like, you know, soft hands, you.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Know, they have to be So which are you preferring then?
A male doctor? A female doctor?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh? I like doctor Patty. I like a female doctor.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Okay, you're on, you're on you're on the you're on
the female you're on the stretcher.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, this is a weird that rusts us.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
So you've so you've never like your personal doctor, your
primary practitioner doctor as long as you've been adult, has
always been a female.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yes, yeah, that's gay. That's what. There's a weird all
men that would be gay? They're women.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Why would I not want to go to a guy
who knows exactly what's going on in my male body?
Women aren't smart enough to be a doctor. Ryan's exactly
I'm saying. Like there's a lot of stuff like women
don't have the parts for it. Wouldn't make It's not
insane to go like I'm going to a doc, like
I want to go to a female urologist.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
They can study up on the penis thing that they
can figure it out out.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
They can study back and I can learn about the
female orgasm. Doesn't mean I can make it happen. All right,
you gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
We come back. They'll find out what's going with Monster Sports.
We skipped sports yesterday, Sorry about that. I will to
find out what's going on with Monster Sports when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Mansters
the morning.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
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