December 20, 2024 • 35 mins
We kick-off our annual Clips of the Year Show, featuring the months of January, February & March.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Gaddy Armstrong.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And Jetty and he arms rang get.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Come to the last Armstrong and Getty Show of the year.
Twenty twenty four. Oh, my senior, where did the year go?
It just twizzed by. No, it didn't seemed like ten years.
It seems like ten like a beating When will it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When did we.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
First start the whole Thank god, this year's overthing? And
that was twenty twenty, Yes, twenty twenty, the first big
year COVID and had George Floyd.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And as if god, you know, thank god twenty two
and every year now is just crazy, every years and
that's got to end some time, I would assume, or
we had a weird period uh in history where things
were calmer then they're supposed to be, and this is normal.
I found this year weird and wild and troubling, but
(01:25):
also somewhat entertaining in a way that like the COVID
years were not. No, that's a good point. There's nothing
entertaining about COVID, especially if you had kids. NA that
was horrible but following the whole presidential election and a
lot and the lots of the ins and outs was
pretty entertaining.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I mean some of some of the interviews that went
south and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
My god, the dramatic plot shifts and twists and and
and surprise what do you call it, the surprise guests
or whatever it was. It was fantastic if you'd laid
out all right, all right, here, here's how it's gonna go.
Biden's gonna be plainly seen island like stumbling around and
making a fool of himself. But then he's gonna swear
he's gonna run again, and all the Democrats are gonna
swear he's great. But then he's gonna totally crack up.
(02:05):
I like the biggest debate ever on TV. And then
wait a minute, Wait a minute, I let me come
up and say, oh the more on vice president's gonna run?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
How's she gonna run?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She couldn't win a primary, so this ain't got to
have a primary. I'm like, I'm not watching this movie.
It's too stupid. It could never happen. Well, we're about
to get into clips of the year, and I think
we're all gonna be reminded of all the things that
happened attempting to tear down Trump throughout the year, with
the various court cases and all that sort of stuff
where he wondered if he was, you know, finally dead,
and turns out he was not.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I guess all right, I'm sorry giggling.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm marrying the Hoe, the Invaluable, the Lovely, the fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Mary in the Hoe has sent the.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
List of the band names that we came up with
this year, as well as albums, songs, books and that
sort of thing. And the first on the list is
the rambling Putins. Oh you know what that was? That
was probably he had just done his press conference that
he did yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What was it, four and a half hours long.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He does one of these a year where he sits
down and takes questions that like, you know, if you
ask a question he doesn't like, you're going to fall
out a window later, but four and a half hours
and you got to sit there and pretend you're interested
for that amount of time. They probably said del Castro
was legendary for that sort of thing too, just rambling manifestos.
I had one more thing before we start to get
the clips of the year that I wanted to say, Oh,
(03:18):
the only like news of the day question I have.
Has Elon specifically come out and said he wouldn't take
the Speaker of the House job because that's being floated
out there, and that'd be an exciting development. Man, if
you if you're not aware of this, you don't have
to be a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be Speaker of the House.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It's just whoever gets two hundred and whatever it is
twelve thirteen votes half to seventeen.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I guess I don't know how many people are right now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, whatever it is, if you can get the majority
and get it, and there's several Republicans came out and
said they wanted Elon for speaker, and another bunch jumped in,
I don't know if there's enough to get him to
be speaker, but and I don't know if he wants it,
but you talk about an exciting wrinkle. That would be
one boy, that would be crazy. So we need to
get to the clips of the year soon. Ish Michael
suggested an opening clip, Jack in the traditional way has when.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He likes Okay, go ahead, so let's begin the show officially.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Now I'm final time. What I'm not doing, I refuse
to do it. Go ahead, if you want used to
do what starts show officially? You want to run a
foul of FCC wools and risks, im I'm flouting them.
The government's shutting down tonight. I don't care. Go ahead
and see what are you gonna do? State's evidence in
a moment shutting down? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
FCC officials the home without pay? They got the point.
He's got a point. Anyway, let's start to show a mark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Today, thousands of Amazon workers went on strike.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's not good. But everyone who waited too long to order.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Gets is like, sweet, there's my kiss freaking Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You believe this?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And I was gonna surprise you.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, we're not doing news of the day today really
because we got the clips of the year. But everybody's
portraying that stories as if the teamsters have they play
a minor role in this, like barely any role in
this whatsoever. All right, that's just you're being misled by
the media. But anyway, nobody wants to hear that. Eh, boy, terrible, terrible.
I don't actually have the sheet with the clips of
(05:09):
the year in front of me. I suggest we start
with the first one. So I'm going to go crazy here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, yes, I was going to get there. I think
that's the place to start.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I approve of your plan. Let's take a fun look
back at the year that was. This is January, right,
clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let's be grown up about how we deal with our responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's going to happen in this next election? I am terrified.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
We don't need another mealy mouthed politician who just tells
you what she thinks you want to hear, but every.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Time he lies Drake University. Don't turn this into a
drinking game, because you will be over served. By the
end of the night, She's going to get smoked and
you and I both know it. She's got up to this.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'm already started, like Christy better. You know, I am
not going to be a dictator today. With Hunter Biden
going into the going into Congress and just sitting down
and the bedlam that's been caused, why.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What are you afraid of? You have no balls?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh, Hunter Biden is terrified of strong conservative Republican women.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Give a dad, Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I'll answer your question because you beat quiet and let
me make a stakement.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, practice you normally smoke, mister bid Let me start again.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
How can anybody be served that the administration would not
go to the same lengths to keep secret problems with
President Biden's.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Help, The studio crew taken hostage for at least this
teen minutes on air as the country watched.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera spots of
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I swear there's just where to go to h.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Thank you for sharing your life with me and for
giving me two amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Kids, Zee Su and Wilder Wolf.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I love I love a family Treshy and Mac and
Rison went on, Ye, I'll say my kid's days.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Appreciate very much. I'll want to mention commerce Deva Ross.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Where's Deborah you? Oh you couldn't be here. Actually that's
not true.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I got mixed up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll pay the share shares. Just don't top of violence.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
But it's such boxing and about sign share signing, listen boxing,
match match game game on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You gotta get it on.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
First of all, if you do have the power to
an incite a direction. I would like to have you
on speed dial in case I need you on a
Friday night. Wow, okay, now is that worthy of making
it to the finals for Clip of the year?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
As we go through them, we all are making metal
notes and you good people, drop us a note mail
bag at Armstrong egeddy dot com or email four one,
five two nine five KFTC.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What is the Clip of the year?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
How many nominees for are we gonna have? Five to ten,
four nineteen? One of those numbers?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Five? Number tenth A lot? I don't know, sure, Well,
as many as are are are worthy? I know why
artificially imposed a frame?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
One?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That's good, right, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One thing that I was reminded of by that clip,
which was obviously from January of this year, is oh,
that's right. The primary was still going on and there
was some belief that Trump might not get it. I
completely forgot that that was even out there as a conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sure, yeah, oh yeah, maybe Nicky Hayley will win. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, how much of your life is spent
on stories you didn't need to follow?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I mean, just in general, for everyone a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh goodness, yeah, I suppose so, but I don't know.
If imagine if everything you thought about was the opposite,
had like permanent, heavy importance, you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Would go mad. But that's not the we need frivolous.
That's not the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Can't frivolous being like watching a sitcom or listening to
music or something as opposed to really learning a lot
about Nicky Haley.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
To each their own, I say, well.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So we got more clips of the year, and that
is a good thing to listen for something that you
think might be the clip of the year, and then
you can text us. I'll be excited to see what
you guys think and women. When I say guys, I
mean that colloquii colloquial as kind of a figure of
speech that includes men and women and trains and children.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's on the way, kay.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You have to stay tuned because we will get to
our favorite end of the year segments, which is the
list of things I have never done. Oh good, okay,
that has kept track of by a listener, the fabulous
Mary in the Hoe indeed, who compiles our new band names,
including Nervous Monkey, Cocaine Hippos. They play heavy riffs, but
(10:28):
crazy fast, syphilitic sore. Almost nobody goes to their shows.
Apparently we said simutant wolves.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hey, that's one of our worst band names ever. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Good lord, Hey, we haven't even made it through January yet,
Let's get down to work. It's time to take a
Vow'll stop saying that it's still January.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
The clips of the year.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
CNN for Jack said, Donald Trump, we'll win the Iowa caucuses.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki for having a
good time together.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We're all having a good time together.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You don't fix Democrat chaos with Republican chaos. Now, going forward,
he will have my full endorsement.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
My family lives in New York. They say this whole
city is being overrun. It's awful.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we
need a secure border.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Don't mess for the Minawak unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Get the back for House. Republicans get in the way.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
They want it to literally eliminate two thousand border patrol agents.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That claim is not true.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
There is a cost to us as a news organization
of knowingly broadcasting untrue things.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
We need a president who will unite our country.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
You know, Nicki Helly, Nikki Haley, Nicki Haley.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
The worst kept secret in politics is how badly the
Democrats want to run against Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I find in life you can't let people get away
with both.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Are you coming? I want you guys to get this.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I want them to destroy every element of Hams they
can get their hands on.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You don't care about the babies that are being every day.
I think it's cable. I think is one of lame.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
United Airlines says it has found loose bolts in the
door plug that needed additional tightening.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
There's I guess a boy and his mother were sitting
in that row and his shirt was sucked off him
out of the plane.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Don't give a almost baby.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
When I grow up, I want to work for a
woke company like Super Woke. My surprise, I never got
sick of eating hot dogs once, despite my bowel movements
resembling Willy Wonka's.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Sometimes I get sent out with a shop list and
my wife's like, do you want me to explain that
to you?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I'm like, I think I can handle it. And
then I got to the grocery store. I'm like, what
is a shalaty? I definitely think the rambling Biden.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good from that list was worthy
of perhaps inclusion in the Clips of the Year finalists.
I forgot to be listening for a Clip of the year.
I have one job and I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow, however many shows we've done this year, he had
one less than that worth of concentration.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I no kidding.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I was reminded with that one that I'm excited about
Marco Rubio being our Secretary of State and being on
all these talk shows being interviewed about all these topics
all the time. Yeah, yeah, that was absolutely terrific. There
are so many clips of significance there. Yeah, it's just
it's it's fun to look back and be transported to
(13:57):
that place where Nicky had a chance and Ron coming
up on the inside, but she never had a chance.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Still appears to have.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh now you're mister, I know everything because it's in hindsight. No, no,
everybody was saying and knew it was obvious Trump was
not going to lose, and the pretending there was a
chance he wouldn't I never understood even at the time. Yeah, well,
it's clearly, clearly, right, Yeah, that was a manufactor. They
(14:26):
do it every year, though they manufacture every four years.
You manufacture a race because god dang it, if you're
a cable news network, you are hoping for a race place.
As we've said many times, it's like a football game
that's out of hand. I don't know if Miami's explosive offense, Jim,
they could, they could score those thirty five points there
behind in the blank of an eye.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Please don't tute up, Please don't tute out.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I nominate that Biden clip, the one where he says,
don't mess with America.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, that is good. Yeah that unless you want to Yeah,
that's definitely.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah. Well, you know we are going to do another one.
Why don't we just plunge right into it into February.
We don't have time, Michael informs us. We don't have time.
We're already behind.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We've ruined the last show of the year. We've ruined
the entire year.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Please, you're on a date with somebody special, right, you
hit it off, the meal's fantastic, you share dessert, your
eyes meet, Oh my gosh, and then you puke all over.
I mean, it's please that was.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Not a good date.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So do you understand, And I really don't want to
get into this much, but the government's gonna shut down
at midnight tonight, very likely, and I don't care. But
do you understand why the Trump endorsed bill didn't pass yesterday? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I'm on a complicated answer.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Trump and Elon said no to the one on Wednesday,
so that one got shot down, But they said yes
to the one yesterday, and still forty Republicans were again
setting all the Democrats. Yeah, it was missing a lot
of stuff that all a lot of Republicans consider to
be important. I don't have the list in front of me.
Too hasty, too much, too soon.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't know what sounded to me like the thing
I was yelling for yesterday. Just get the basic stuff.
Do you need to stay open? And then I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well, yeah, that's just what's on that list differs from
person to person. Well why did they act like you
only have one shot at this? You can pass a
bill anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh, I don't think they are.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
They're back at work this morning Johnston Company, trying to
craft something that'll pass.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think there may be.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Just a little bit of institutional pride going on too.
The President doesn't tell Congress what to do, and Elon
Musk certainly doesn't either.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm not defending that point. I'm just saying that could
be mixed in.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Did you pick up on the talking point of the
day which you're gonna hear so much of it's gonna
make you want a puke in the coming days.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
In a week, I've already puked, Yes, President Musk.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That is the NonStop MSNBC talking point from all Democrats
hashtag Republican shutdown. Wells for President Musk. President Musk said
no to the bill or this or that, all right,
So look forward to hearing that until you throw up
your gravy. I'm just gonna look forward to vacation where
I can jam Amish milk farmers into my earbuds. Another
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one of our new band names.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Days, Thanks good one. More clips of the year coming up,
Stay with.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Us, Armstrong and Getty. So there are already three hundred
flights canceled across the country on one of the bigger
travel days that we're gonna have this year because of
crazy weather in various parts of the nation.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So, oh my, bring a book to the airport or something.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, and in case life ever has the feel of
I don't know, biblical plague, condemnation of the Almighty being
visited upon us, enjoy this sentence. Ground squirrels usually eat
seeds and nuts, but in a park in California, these cute,
furry creatures have turned into carniferous killers, lessli hunting down
voles to peel the flesh from their bones. You so
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hairta four herbivores are now ripping the flesh from the
bones of their neighbors.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Freshly skinned vole.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh golly well, we need to squeeze in a whole
lot of clips of the year, where into February it's
Clips of the year.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Tailors with Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Now we're all about them, big dumb cuts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We are not looking for a war with Iran, and
we will respond when we choose. At a time.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
In place of our choosing, the Republican led House Homeland
Security Committee releasing articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary
Alejandro majorcis there is.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No greater impeachable then for an officer of the United
States to violate their OWD.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
The resolution is not adopted. This is an abject failure
of leadership.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
In China kinda China, China, China, China, China. The prison
has done more to secure the border and to deal
with this issue of immigration than anybody else. He really has.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
But we noticed middle class migrants from China arriving with
rolling bags. The border patrol is apprehended more than one
hundred and sixty migrants with known gang affiliations before.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The arrested should be sitting in Reich is right now,
there's no consequences.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We must have changed this end of story.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
And meet her own from Germany, I mean from France.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
No, I would not protect you.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the
hell they want. You gotta pay, you gotta pay your bills.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Helping a free people defend their freedom is simply the
right thing to do. One of the most charismatic and
prominent opposition figures Russia has indeed known, has lost his life.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That every leader kills people, including my leader. Every leader
kills people, some kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Sorry, I don't have time to hear more than two
hours of about this interview.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
With a killer.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Mister Zuckerberg, you have blood on your hands.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I take this very seriously. Let me ask you this.
There's families of victims here today. Have you apologized to
the victims? Would you like to do so?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
When you say open up the women?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I don't know what he's talking about it he's talking
about confession.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I will engage in a romantic act with my dog
before he slumbers in my bed.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
What the house? It's an illustration? Well what was oj
talking about there? What happened?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
There's a podcast and somebody asked him, do you ever
feel a need to open up emotionally?
Speaker 11 (21:16):
We're talking about a confession, hall head, I'm not going
to confess, so clearly, may Orcus please obviously nominee for
Clip of the Air.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
And by the way, Democrats in that little montage was
why you lost the election. One of many reasons. One
of the main reasons those all those Chinese people coming
across the border. I was gonna say, it's not going
to meet the I'm sorry, it's not going to reach
the finals. But in terms of significance, all of those
Chinese nationals at our southern border, doesn't that strike you
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as odd great significance, lasting significance. God help us, we
may you know, we may realize the actual significance of
all those Chinese nationals coming into this country in terrible
ways in the future.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Anyway, did I mention herbivore squirrels are ripping the flash
off of their neighboring animals.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
This is their greatest significance of this or is just.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes, yes, hello? Read the Book of Exodus. Okay, I'll
do that during this next monthagh here all right? And
then God visited the plague of the Covid with the
help of Anthony Fauci, it'll say in parentheses, and then
the plague of the killer squirrels. Not a bad band name.
Last show of the year, anyway, Why don't we plunge
on and finish up the month of February. It's cooy
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clips of the year that down this road lies madness.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
My assessment and the report about the relevance of the
President's memory was necessary and accurate and fair. Most importantly,
what I wrote is what I believe the evidence shows
and what I expect.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Jurors would perceive and believe.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Did not sanitize my explanation nor did I disparage the
president unfairly?
Speaker 8 (23:10):
I'm well meaning, I'm an elderly man, and I know
what the hell I'm doing. I guess I should bear
my mind. He a little bit.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
He was always sort of semi declined.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
If you go back twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Years, Donald Trump may have authored the art of the deal,
but he perfected the art of the steel.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But how much is the bond?
Speaker 10 (23:31):
But you're looking at roughly, let's call it close to
four hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I like to give the money to something. Donald Trump
hates you.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
And I go shopping for to get completely new wardrobes,
new shoes, and I was like, why am.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I spending three and eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Everyone can walk the hell right out.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Not fair.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The Berkeley Apple store robbed seven times.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's mid February.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Some of you going to go home tonight and feel
like you've been robbed.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Some of you made it rob teenagers, young people that
are going out and committing a home invasion. I want
you to just say, that's just human nature. You think
we give a damn about some equipment. Not at all,
Not at all. She's utilized both male and female names.
Houston Police Department reports. She has been identified this entire
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time as female.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
There are you know, people of every Asian and gender.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
By the way, this pretty wild. This elementary school is
up in the Bay Area.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
They spent a quarter million dollars in federal money for
what's being called a woke program.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
The US federal government's and an unsustainable fiscal path.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Some restaurants charging up to eighteen dollars for a big
mac comble meal.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're confused. You think I'm on trial.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
I'm not on trial, no matter how hard you try
to put me on.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Trump part of your cash hoard that you had collected
over time cash what.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Ord h O R d E. I thought you said
something different, Sir owing.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Seven fifty seven making an emergency landing video showing damage
to the wing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
We're going to suspend the beverage service until we can
be sure the wing isn't going to fall off completely.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, xhausity fair dray.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm telling you I'm blacked down when I caught.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
A bottle.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That montage also including the seeds of Trump's win. The
ramp at crime crime is actually down according to FBI statistics.
The uh, that whole thing. Yeah, the Berkeley apple store
story was telling again, not a great clip exactly, but yeah,
that was a huge importance. And there was also a
(26:09):
hell of a lot of law fair in that series
as well, which is one of the reasons Trump won.
People perceived that as being despicable. We can't rediscuss every clip,
but some of them. Do you remember, Katie, because we
covered this a fair amount. The Bay Area school that
spent all that money on the Wolke thing. I remember
being really outraged about that, but I don't remember what
it was exactly. Do you remember, Joe, I'm scanning. It
(26:31):
was such a good story and it's just dang it.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Hayward Elementary School, well kindergarten program.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, some of that madness whatever, the outraged this is
not a surprise.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Among our other band names, Haitian Cannibals that was actually
listener Doctor Brian's band, a rare listener band, London bree
my eighties band that had two hits on MTV and
did a brief tour with Dexi's Midnight Runners.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
And the Alarm.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
London Breed actually the former mayor of San Francisco, Trachea
Bronchus and Long that saw them when they opened for Yes,
their songs are really long. Boy, well we should probably
break some eye on time because we need to squeeze
in March. Next segment that's on the way, and a
whole bunch of other stuff to discuss.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Stay here. Clips of the year, show, last show of
the year, Last night show the year. Anyway, So Katie,
dug it up.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Now. I remember the Bay Area kindergarten that spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars on a new woke program had
the lowest reading and math scores in the state going in,
and they took the money and spent it on being
more woke. Those teachers are not there to teach the
children to read and write. There there to turn them
(27:57):
into little revolutionaries. And when you know, and when you're
already failing, you have to say, they don't care if
your kid fails at life.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yes, Kate, right, yeah, this line.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Less than twelve percent of the students can read at
their grade level and under four percent of proficient in math, and.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You spend your money on woo stuff. You are evil.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't know how you sleep at night, honest to God,
don't know how you go to bed at night and
sleep with a clear conscience.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You're evil.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It's Marxism. It is maoist Marxism in the US. Fight
it to your dying breath. I know I will, but
we must forge ahead in our looking back.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's March, the clips of the year.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
I'd be a winner, Not really, I Lincoln Riley, annocent
young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right,
But how many and thousands of people being killed by
(28:58):
legal I shouldn't have. Usually legal is undocumented. Look to
build the country looking.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Joe Biden was on fire, he was lit.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
I was so excited by how Biden presented himself and
what he said.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
This version of Biden is the best Biden ever.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
My god, what freedom else would you take away?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The Republican response was delivered by Alabama Senator Katie Bridge.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Right now, the American dream has turned into a nightmare
for so many families. We smell here, we're inside your
kitchen right now, looking through your fridge, and what's that
on the top shelf?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Migrants? I think that analogy you went well.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
The Fifth Circuit granted the state of Texas a stay
and ordered that this law, this controversial law, go into effect.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
We're not imposing a Texas border policy Texas very simply
is enforcing the laws that are the policy of the
United States Congress.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That there were a number of several hundred migrants that
essentially overwhelmed a number of Texas National Guard soldiers.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Joe Biden was more than a participant in and a
beneficiary of his family's business.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
He was an.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Active, aware enabler. Joe Biden failed to properly secure classified information,
and Joe Biden shared classified information with people he wasn't
supposed to the President. I did not share classified information.
I did not share it. I guarantee I did not.
That's not true, is it, mister hur.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That is inconsistent with the findings based on the evidence and.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
In my report. Yes, it's a lie. It's just what
regular people would say, right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Republicans have used the Special Council's report to further their
longstanding efforts to relie the former why Supremacist in Chief
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Enough is enough, man, I'm out. I'm done. I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And for those reasons and a whole buttload more that
I won't bore you with, I've officially switched teams. I
Jack Armstrong am now a card carrying member of the
Communist Party AI Jack shocking, disturbing. I wish we had
time to discuss, but we don't. We need to jump
right back into the second half of March.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's close to the year.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Tonight, Donald Trump ramps up his rhetoric on the campaign trail.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't get elected. It's going to be a bloodbat,
blood bath, blood bath. Not only is it going to
be a blood bath, it's a blood bot and impending
blood bath.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
At some point, maybe we should say the reason that
America keeps losing is because of Donald.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Trump going around every show, Donald Trump and Donald Trump
dis that wasn't working too well California, the same thing
Gavin Nouscum does anyone ever.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Gavin Nouscomb.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Scum is his last. All these local cases, like Fanny Fawny,
it spelled Fanny.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It spelled Fanny, like your.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Ass right, Fanny. Look at Illinois. I don't know how
it continues. You have this guy Pritzker, I don't know.
He's too busy eating. He wants to eat all the time.
Would you like a hamburger? How many do you want?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Five?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Who the hell out of his five burgers? Some two
hundred gangs are operating in Haiti, and a major source
of funding for them are those kidnapping.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
The man behind it All, gang leader Jimmy Charisia known
as Barbecue. And given the immense scale of suffering ASA,
there must be an immediate ceasefire.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
He's hurting Israel more than helping Israel by making the
rest of the world as contrary to what Issuel stands for.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But you and I are going to have a come
to Jesus meeting. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
What I matt was as some expression used in the
southern part of my state, meaning a serious meeting.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
I believe a new election is the only way to
allow for a healthy and open decision making process about
the future of Israel.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well, you say.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
The burglary tourists are part of international crime rings traveling
from countries in South America, the majority from Chile. Last year,
burglars were caught staking out homes in Orange County while
wearing a camouflage suit similar to gilla suits worn by
military snipers.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
For California criminals. We're not poor, We're just stealing because
we can. The California Criminals jail never heard of her.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
England's National Health Service is banning the use of puberty
blockers for children.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
How many genders are there? It's a spectrum, so like a.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Lot of them zerrs themselves, Chris, what those are pronouns?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Pronouns all people of color. We have no white people
on our team. I did that because I wanted.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
To create a safe environment.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
These are the days, These are the days, these are
the days of girlhood. There was another click of the
year in there, at least for me. The how many
(34:48):
genders are there? I don't know, like a wat oh, I.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Forgot about that wah.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
That in Scarborough Borrow clearly worthy of at least consideration.
The bloo bath stuff really won't quite get there. Also,
I'm reminded that Joe Biden getting the right dosage of
whatever drug that had him fired up for the state
of Union is the worst thing that could have happened
to the Democrats. They would have been so much better
(35:14):
off if he had flamed out way back in January
and they could have gotten their act together than thinking
they could pull that off.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And he wasn't good, but he was angry and manic,
which was good enough. How many hamburgers are you like? Five?
Who the hell leads five Hamburgers. More clips of the
year on the way
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Gaddy Armstrong.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And Jetty and he arms rang get.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Come to the last Armstrong and Getty Show of the year.
Twenty twenty four. Oh, my senior, where did the year go?
It just twizzed by. No, it didn't seemed like ten years.
It seems like ten like a beating When will it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When did we.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
First start the whole Thank god, this year's overthing? And
that was twenty twenty, Yes, twenty twenty, the first big
year COVID and had George Floyd.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And as if god, you know, thank god twenty two
and every year now is just crazy, every years and
that's got to end some time, I would assume, or
we had a weird period uh in history where things
were calmer then they're supposed to be, and this is normal.
I found this year weird and wild and troubling, but
(01:25):
also somewhat entertaining in a way that like the COVID
years were not. No, that's a good point. There's nothing
entertaining about COVID, especially if you had kids. NA that
was horrible but following the whole presidential election and a
lot and the lots of the ins and outs was
pretty entertaining.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I mean some of some of the interviews that went
south and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
My god, the dramatic plot shifts and twists and and
and surprise what do you call it, the surprise guests
or whatever it was. It was fantastic if you'd laid
out all right, all right, here, here's how it's gonna go.
Biden's gonna be plainly seen island like stumbling around and
making a fool of himself. But then he's gonna swear
he's gonna run again, and all the Democrats are gonna
swear he's great. But then he's gonna totally crack up.
(02:05):
I like the biggest debate ever on TV. And then
wait a minute, Wait a minute, I let me come
up and say, oh the more on vice president's gonna run?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
How's she gonna run?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She couldn't win a primary, so this ain't got to
have a primary. I'm like, I'm not watching this movie.
It's too stupid. It could never happen. Well, we're about
to get into clips of the year, and I think
we're all gonna be reminded of all the things that
happened attempting to tear down Trump throughout the year, with
the various court cases and all that sort of stuff
where he wondered if he was, you know, finally dead,
and turns out he was not.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I guess all right, I'm sorry giggling.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm marrying the Hoe, the Invaluable, the Lovely, the fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Mary in the Hoe has sent the.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
List of the band names that we came up with
this year, as well as albums, songs, books and that
sort of thing. And the first on the list is
the rambling Putins. Oh you know what that was? That
was probably he had just done his press conference that
he did yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What was it, four and a half hours long.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He does one of these a year where he sits
down and takes questions that like, you know, if you
ask a question he doesn't like, you're going to fall
out a window later, but four and a half hours
and you got to sit there and pretend you're interested
for that amount of time. They probably said del Castro
was legendary for that sort of thing too, just rambling manifestos.
I had one more thing before we start to get
the clips of the year that I wanted to say, Oh,
(03:18):
the only like news of the day question I have.
Has Elon specifically come out and said he wouldn't take
the Speaker of the House job because that's being floated
out there, and that'd be an exciting development. Man, if
you if you're not aware of this, you don't have
to be a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be Speaker of the House.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It's just whoever gets two hundred and whatever it is
twelve thirteen votes half to seventeen.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I guess I don't know how many people are right now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, whatever it is, if you can get the majority
and get it, and there's several Republicans came out and
said they wanted Elon for speaker, and another bunch jumped in,
I don't know if there's enough to get him to
be speaker, but and I don't know if he wants it,
but you talk about an exciting wrinkle. That would be
one boy, that would be crazy. So we need to
get to the clips of the year soon. Ish Michael
suggested an opening clip, Jack in the traditional way has when.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He likes Okay, go ahead, so let's begin the show officially.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Now I'm final time. What I'm not doing, I refuse
to do it. Go ahead, if you want used to
do what starts show officially? You want to run a
foul of FCC wools and risks, im I'm flouting them.
The government's shutting down tonight. I don't care. Go ahead
and see what are you gonna do? State's evidence in
a moment shutting down? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
FCC officials the home without pay? They got the point.
He's got a point. Anyway, let's start to show a mark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Today, thousands of Amazon workers went on strike.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's not good. But everyone who waited too long to order.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Gets is like, sweet, there's my kiss freaking Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You believe this?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
And I was gonna surprise you.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, we're not doing news of the day today really
because we got the clips of the year. But everybody's
portraying that stories as if the teamsters have they play
a minor role in this, like barely any role in
this whatsoever. All right, that's just you're being misled by
the media. But anyway, nobody wants to hear that. Eh, boy, terrible, terrible.
I don't actually have the sheet with the clips of
(05:09):
the year in front of me. I suggest we start
with the first one. So I'm going to go crazy here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, yes, I was going to get there. I think
that's the place to start.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I approve of your plan. Let's take a fun look
back at the year that was. This is January, right,
clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let's be grown up about how we deal with our responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's going to happen in this next election? I am terrified.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
We don't need another mealy mouthed politician who just tells
you what she thinks you want to hear, but every.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Time he lies Drake University. Don't turn this into a
drinking game, because you will be over served. By the
end of the night, She's going to get smoked and
you and I both know it. She's got up to this.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'm already started, like Christy better. You know, I am
not going to be a dictator today. With Hunter Biden
going into the going into Congress and just sitting down
and the bedlam that's been caused, why.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What are you afraid of? You have no balls?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh, Hunter Biden is terrified of strong conservative Republican women.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Give a dad, Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I'll answer your question because you beat quiet and let
me make a stakement.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, practice you normally smoke, mister bid Let me start again.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
How can anybody be served that the administration would not
go to the same lengths to keep secret problems with
President Biden's.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Help, The studio crew taken hostage for at least this
teen minutes on air as the country watched.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera spots of
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I swear there's just where to go to h.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Thank you for sharing your life with me and for
giving me two amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Kids, Zee Su and Wilder Wolf.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I love I love a family Treshy and Mac and
Rison went on, Ye, I'll say my kid's days.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Appreciate very much. I'll want to mention commerce Deva Ross.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Where's Deborah you? Oh you couldn't be here. Actually that's
not true.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I got mixed up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll pay the share shares. Just don't top of violence.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
But it's such boxing and about sign share signing, listen boxing,
match match game game on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You gotta get it on.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
First of all, if you do have the power to
an incite a direction. I would like to have you
on speed dial in case I need you on a
Friday night. Wow, okay, now is that worthy of making
it to the finals for Clip of the year?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
As we go through them, we all are making metal
notes and you good people, drop us a note mail
bag at Armstrong egeddy dot com or email four one,
five two nine five KFTC.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What is the Clip of the year?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
How many nominees for are we gonna have? Five to ten,
four nineteen? One of those numbers?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Five? Number tenth A lot? I don't know, sure, Well,
as many as are are are worthy? I know why
artificially imposed a frame?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
One?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That's good, right, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
One thing that I was reminded of by that clip,
which was obviously from January of this year, is oh,
that's right. The primary was still going on and there
was some belief that Trump might not get it. I
completely forgot that that was even out there as a conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sure, yeah, oh yeah, maybe Nicky Hayley will win. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, how much of your life is spent
on stories you didn't need to follow?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I mean, just in general, for everyone a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh goodness, yeah, I suppose so, but I don't know.
If imagine if everything you thought about was the opposite,
had like permanent, heavy importance, you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Would go mad. But that's not the we need frivolous.
That's not the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Can't frivolous being like watching a sitcom or listening to
music or something as opposed to really learning a lot
about Nicky Haley.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
To each their own, I say, well.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So we got more clips of the year, and that
is a good thing to listen for something that you
think might be the clip of the year, and then
you can text us. I'll be excited to see what
you guys think and women. When I say guys, I
mean that colloquii colloquial as kind of a figure of
speech that includes men and women and trains and children.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's on the way, kay.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You have to stay tuned because we will get to
our favorite end of the year segments, which is the
list of things I have never done. Oh good, okay,
that has kept track of by a listener, the fabulous
Mary in the Hoe indeed, who compiles our new band names,
including Nervous Monkey, Cocaine Hippos. They play heavy riffs, but
(10:28):
crazy fast, syphilitic sore. Almost nobody goes to their shows.
Apparently we said simutant wolves.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hey, that's one of our worst band names ever. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Good lord, Hey, we haven't even made it through January yet,
Let's get down to work. It's time to take a
Vow'll stop saying that it's still January.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
The clips of the year.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
CNN for Jack said, Donald Trump, we'll win the Iowa caucuses.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki for having a
good time together.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We're all having a good time together.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You don't fix Democrat chaos with Republican chaos. Now, going forward,
he will have my full endorsement.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
My family lives in New York. They say this whole
city is being overrun. It's awful.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we
need a secure border.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Don't mess for the Minawak unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Get the back for House. Republicans get in the way.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
They want it to literally eliminate two thousand border patrol agents.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That claim is not true.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
There is a cost to us as a news organization
of knowingly broadcasting untrue things.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
We need a president who will unite our country.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
You know, Nicki Helly, Nikki Haley, Nicki Haley.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
The worst kept secret in politics is how badly the
Democrats want to run against Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I find in life you can't let people get away
with both.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Are you coming? I want you guys to get this.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
I want them to destroy every element of Hams they
can get their hands on.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You don't care about the babies that are being every day.
I think it's cable. I think is one of lame.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
United Airlines says it has found loose bolts in the
door plug that needed additional tightening.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
There's I guess a boy and his mother were sitting
in that row and his shirt was sucked off him
out of the plane.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Don't give a almost baby.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
When I grow up, I want to work for a
woke company like Super Woke. My surprise, I never got
sick of eating hot dogs once, despite my bowel movements
resembling Willy Wonka's.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Sometimes I get sent out with a shop list and
my wife's like, do you want me to explain that
to you?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I'm like, I think I can handle it. And
then I got to the grocery store. I'm like, what
is a shalaty? I definitely think the rambling Biden.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good from that list was worthy
of perhaps inclusion in the Clips of the Year finalists.
I forgot to be listening for a Clip of the year.
I have one job and I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow, however many shows we've done this year, he had
one less than that worth of concentration.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I no kidding.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I was reminded with that one that I'm excited about
Marco Rubio being our Secretary of State and being on
all these talk shows being interviewed about all these topics
all the time. Yeah, yeah, that was absolutely terrific. There
are so many clips of significance there. Yeah, it's just
it's it's fun to look back and be transported to
(13:57):
that place where Nicky had a chance and Ron coming
up on the inside, but she never had a chance.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Still appears to have.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh now you're mister, I know everything because it's in hindsight. No, no,
everybody was saying and knew it was obvious Trump was
not going to lose, and the pretending there was a
chance he wouldn't I never understood even at the time. Yeah, well,
it's clearly, clearly, right, Yeah, that was a manufactor. They
(14:26):
do it every year, though they manufacture every four years.
You manufacture a race because god dang it, if you're
a cable news network, you are hoping for a race place.
As we've said many times, it's like a football game
that's out of hand. I don't know if Miami's explosive offense, Jim,
they could, they could score those thirty five points there
behind in the blank of an eye.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Please don't tute up, Please don't tute out.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I nominate that Biden clip, the one where he says,
don't mess with America.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, that is good. Yeah that unless you want to Yeah,
that's definitely.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah. Well, you know we are going to do another one.
Why don't we just plunge right into it into February.
We don't have time, Michael informs us. We don't have time.
We're already behind.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We've ruined the last show of the year. We've ruined
the entire year.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Please, you're on a date with somebody special, right, you
hit it off, the meal's fantastic, you share dessert, your
eyes meet, Oh my gosh, and then you puke all over.
I mean, it's please that was.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Not a good date.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So do you understand, And I really don't want to
get into this much, but the government's gonna shut down
at midnight tonight, very likely, and I don't care. But
do you understand why the Trump endorsed bill didn't pass yesterday? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I'm on a complicated answer.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Trump and Elon said no to the one on Wednesday,
so that one got shot down, But they said yes
to the one yesterday, and still forty Republicans were again
setting all the Democrats. Yeah, it was missing a lot
of stuff that all a lot of Republicans consider to
be important. I don't have the list in front of me.
Too hasty, too much, too soon.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I don't know what sounded to me like the thing
I was yelling for yesterday. Just get the basic stuff.
Do you need to stay open? And then I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well, yeah, that's just what's on that list differs from
person to person. Well why did they act like you
only have one shot at this? You can pass a
bill anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh, I don't think they are.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
They're back at work this morning Johnston Company, trying to
craft something that'll pass.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think there may be.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Just a little bit of institutional pride going on too.
The President doesn't tell Congress what to do, and Elon
Musk certainly doesn't either.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm not defending that point. I'm just saying that could
be mixed in.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Did you pick up on the talking point of the
day which you're gonna hear so much of it's gonna
make you want a puke in the coming days.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
In a week, I've already puked, Yes, President Musk.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That is the NonStop MSNBC talking point from all Democrats
hashtag Republican shutdown. Wells for President Musk. President Musk said
no to the bill or this or that, all right,
So look forward to hearing that until you throw up
your gravy. I'm just gonna look forward to vacation where
I can jam Amish milk farmers into my earbuds. Another
(17:18):
one of our new band names.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Days, Thanks good one. More clips of the year coming up,
Stay with.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Us, Armstrong and Getty. So there are already three hundred
flights canceled across the country on one of the bigger
travel days that we're gonna have this year because of
crazy weather in various parts of the nation.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
So, oh my, bring a book to the airport or something.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, and in case life ever has the feel of
I don't know, biblical plague, condemnation of the Almighty being
visited upon us, enjoy this sentence. Ground squirrels usually eat
seeds and nuts, but in a park in California, these cute,
furry creatures have turned into carniferous killers, lessli hunting down
voles to peel the flesh from their bones. You so
(18:05):
hairta four herbivores are now ripping the flesh from the
bones of their neighbors.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Freshly skinned vole.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh golly well, we need to squeeze in a whole
lot of clips of the year, where into February it's
Clips of the year.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Tailors with Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Now we're all about them, big dumb cuts.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We are not looking for a war with Iran, and
we will respond when we choose. At a time.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
In place of our choosing, the Republican led House Homeland
Security Committee releasing articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary
Alejandro majorcis there is.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No greater impeachable then for an officer of the United
States to violate their OWD.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
The resolution is not adopted. This is an abject failure
of leadership.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
In China kinda China, China, China, China, China. The prison
has done more to secure the border and to deal
with this issue of immigration than anybody else. He really has.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
But we noticed middle class migrants from China arriving with
rolling bags. The border patrol is apprehended more than one
hundred and sixty migrants with known gang affiliations before.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The arrested should be sitting in Reich is right now,
there's no consequences.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We must have changed this end of story.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
And meet her own from Germany, I mean from France.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
No, I would not protect you.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the
hell they want. You gotta pay, you gotta pay your bills.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Helping a free people defend their freedom is simply the
right thing to do. One of the most charismatic and
prominent opposition figures Russia has indeed known, has lost his life.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That every leader kills people, including my leader. Every leader
kills people, some kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Sorry, I don't have time to hear more than two
hours of about this interview.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
With a killer.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Mister Zuckerberg, you have blood on your hands.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I take this very seriously. Let me ask you this.
There's families of victims here today. Have you apologized to
the victims? Would you like to do so?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
When you say open up the women?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I don't know what he's talking about it he's talking
about confession.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I will engage in a romantic act with my dog
before he slumbers in my bed.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
What the house? It's an illustration? Well what was oj
talking about there? What happened?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
There's a podcast and somebody asked him, do you ever
feel a need to open up emotionally?
Speaker 11 (21:16):
We're talking about a confession, hall head, I'm not going
to confess, so clearly, may Orcus please obviously nominee for
Clip of the Air.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
And by the way, Democrats in that little montage was
why you lost the election. One of many reasons. One
of the main reasons those all those Chinese people coming
across the border. I was gonna say, it's not going
to meet the I'm sorry, it's not going to reach
the finals. But in terms of significance, all of those
Chinese nationals at our southern border, doesn't that strike you
(21:51):
as odd great significance, lasting significance. God help us, we
may you know, we may realize the actual significance of
all those Chinese nationals coming into this country in terrible
ways in the future.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Anyway, did I mention herbivore squirrels are ripping the flash
off of their neighboring animals.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
This is their greatest significance of this or is just.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes, yes, hello? Read the Book of Exodus. Okay, I'll
do that during this next monthagh here all right? And
then God visited the plague of the Covid with the
help of Anthony Fauci, it'll say in parentheses, and then
the plague of the killer squirrels. Not a bad band name.
Last show of the year, anyway, Why don't we plunge
on and finish up the month of February. It's cooy
(22:39):
clips of the year that down this road lies madness.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
My assessment and the report about the relevance of the
President's memory was necessary and accurate and fair. Most importantly,
what I wrote is what I believe the evidence shows
and what I expect.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Jurors would perceive and believe.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Did not sanitize my explanation nor did I disparage the
president unfairly?
Speaker 8 (23:10):
I'm well meaning, I'm an elderly man, and I know
what the hell I'm doing. I guess I should bear
my mind. He a little bit.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
He was always sort of semi declined.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
If you go back twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Years, Donald Trump may have authored the art of the deal,
but he perfected the art of the steel.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But how much is the bond?
Speaker 10 (23:31):
But you're looking at roughly, let's call it close to
four hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I like to give the money to something. Donald Trump
hates you.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
And I go shopping for to get completely new wardrobes,
new shoes, and I was like, why am.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I spending three and eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Everyone can walk the hell right out.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Not fair.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The Berkeley Apple store robbed seven times.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's mid February.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Some of you going to go home tonight and feel
like you've been robbed.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Some of you made it rob teenagers, young people that
are going out and committing a home invasion. I want
you to just say, that's just human nature. You think
we give a damn about some equipment. Not at all,
Not at all. She's utilized both male and female names.
Houston Police Department reports. She has been identified this entire
(24:31):
time as female.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
There are you know, people of every Asian and gender.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
By the way, this pretty wild. This elementary school is
up in the Bay Area.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
They spent a quarter million dollars in federal money for
what's being called a woke program.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
The US federal government's and an unsustainable fiscal path.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Some restaurants charging up to eighteen dollars for a big
mac comble meal.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're confused. You think I'm on trial.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
I'm not on trial, no matter how hard you try
to put me on.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Trump part of your cash hoard that you had collected
over time cash what.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Ord h O R d E. I thought you said
something different, Sir owing.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Seven fifty seven making an emergency landing video showing damage
to the wing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
We're going to suspend the beverage service until we can
be sure the wing isn't going to fall off completely.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, xhausity fair dray.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm telling you I'm blacked down when I caught.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
A bottle.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That montage also including the seeds of Trump's win. The
ramp at crime crime is actually down according to FBI statistics.
The uh, that whole thing. Yeah, the Berkeley apple store
story was telling again, not a great clip exactly, but yeah,
that was a huge importance. And there was also a
(26:09):
hell of a lot of law fair in that series
as well, which is one of the reasons Trump won.
People perceived that as being despicable. We can't rediscuss every clip,
but some of them. Do you remember, Katie, because we
covered this a fair amount. The Bay Area school that
spent all that money on the Wolke thing. I remember
being really outraged about that, but I don't remember what
it was exactly. Do you remember, Joe, I'm scanning. It
(26:31):
was such a good story and it's just dang it.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Hayward Elementary School, well kindergarten program.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, some of that madness whatever, the outraged this is
not a surprise.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Among our other band names, Haitian Cannibals that was actually
listener Doctor Brian's band, a rare listener band, London bree
my eighties band that had two hits on MTV and
did a brief tour with Dexi's Midnight Runners.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
And the Alarm.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
London Breed actually the former mayor of San Francisco, Trachea
Bronchus and Long that saw them when they opened for Yes,
their songs are really long. Boy, well we should probably
break some eye on time because we need to squeeze
in March. Next segment that's on the way, and a
whole bunch of other stuff to discuss.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Stay here. Clips of the year, show, last show of
the year, Last night show the year. Anyway, So Katie,
dug it up.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Now. I remember the Bay Area kindergarten that spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars on a new woke program had
the lowest reading and math scores in the state going in,
and they took the money and spent it on being
more woke. Those teachers are not there to teach the
children to read and write. There there to turn them
(27:57):
into little revolutionaries. And when you know, and when you're
already failing, you have to say, they don't care if
your kid fails at life.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yes, Kate, right, yeah, this line.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Less than twelve percent of the students can read at
their grade level and under four percent of proficient in math, and.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You spend your money on woo stuff. You are evil.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't know how you sleep at night, honest to God,
don't know how you go to bed at night and
sleep with a clear conscience.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You're evil.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It's Marxism. It is maoist Marxism in the US. Fight
it to your dying breath. I know I will, but
we must forge ahead in our looking back.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's March, the clips of the year.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
I'd be a winner, Not really, I Lincoln Riley, annocent
young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right,
But how many and thousands of people being killed by
(28:58):
legal I shouldn't have. Usually legal is undocumented. Look to
build the country looking.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Joe Biden was on fire, he was lit.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
I was so excited by how Biden presented himself and
what he said.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
This version of Biden is the best Biden ever.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
My god, what freedom else would you take away?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The Republican response was delivered by Alabama Senator Katie Bridge.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Right now, the American dream has turned into a nightmare
for so many families. We smell here, we're inside your
kitchen right now, looking through your fridge, and what's that
on the top shelf?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Migrants? I think that analogy you went well.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
The Fifth Circuit granted the state of Texas a stay
and ordered that this law, this controversial law, go into effect.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
We're not imposing a Texas border policy Texas very simply
is enforcing the laws that are the policy of the
United States Congress.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That there were a number of several hundred migrants that
essentially overwhelmed a number of Texas National Guard soldiers.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Joe Biden was more than a participant in and a
beneficiary of his family's business.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
He was an.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Active, aware enabler. Joe Biden failed to properly secure classified information,
and Joe Biden shared classified information with people he wasn't
supposed to the President. I did not share classified information.
I did not share it. I guarantee I did not.
That's not true, is it, mister hur.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That is inconsistent with the findings based on the evidence and.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
In my report. Yes, it's a lie. It's just what
regular people would say, right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Republicans have used the Special Council's report to further their
longstanding efforts to relie the former why Supremacist in Chief
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Enough is enough, man, I'm out. I'm done. I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And for those reasons and a whole buttload more that
I won't bore you with, I've officially switched teams. I
Jack Armstrong am now a card carrying member of the
Communist Party AI Jack shocking, disturbing. I wish we had
time to discuss, but we don't. We need to jump
right back into the second half of March.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's close to the year.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Tonight, Donald Trump ramps up his rhetoric on the campaign trail.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't get elected. It's going to be a bloodbat,
blood bath, blood bath. Not only is it going to
be a blood bath, it's a blood bot and impending
blood bath.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
At some point, maybe we should say the reason that
America keeps losing is because of Donald.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Trump going around every show, Donald Trump and Donald Trump
dis that wasn't working too well California, the same thing
Gavin Nouscum does anyone ever.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Gavin Nouscomb.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Scum is his last. All these local cases, like Fanny Fawny,
it spelled Fanny.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It spelled Fanny, like your.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Ass right, Fanny. Look at Illinois. I don't know how
it continues. You have this guy Pritzker, I don't know.
He's too busy eating. He wants to eat all the time.
Would you like a hamburger? How many do you want?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Five?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Who the hell out of his five burgers? Some two
hundred gangs are operating in Haiti, and a major source
of funding for them are those kidnapping.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
The man behind it All, gang leader Jimmy Charisia known
as Barbecue. And given the immense scale of suffering ASA,
there must be an immediate ceasefire.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
He's hurting Israel more than helping Israel by making the
rest of the world as contrary to what Issuel stands for.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But you and I are going to have a come
to Jesus meeting. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
What I matt was as some expression used in the
southern part of my state, meaning a serious meeting.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
I believe a new election is the only way to
allow for a healthy and open decision making process about
the future of Israel.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well, you say.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
The burglary tourists are part of international crime rings traveling
from countries in South America, the majority from Chile. Last year,
burglars were caught staking out homes in Orange County while
wearing a camouflage suit similar to gilla suits worn by
military snipers.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
For California criminals. We're not poor, We're just stealing because
we can. The California Criminals jail never heard of her.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
England's National Health Service is banning the use of puberty
blockers for children.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
How many genders are there? It's a spectrum, so like a.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Lot of them zerrs themselves, Chris, what those are pronouns?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Pronouns all people of color. We have no white people
on our team. I did that because I wanted.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
To create a safe environment.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
These are the days, These are the days, these are
the days of girlhood. There was another click of the
year in there, at least for me. The how many
(34:48):
genders are there? I don't know, like a wat oh, I.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Forgot about that wah.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
That in Scarborough Borrow clearly worthy of at least consideration.
The bloo bath stuff really won't quite get there. Also,
I'm reminded that Joe Biden getting the right dosage of
whatever drug that had him fired up for the state
of Union is the worst thing that could have happened
to the Democrats. They would have been so much better
(35:14):
off if he had flamed out way back in January
and they could have gotten their act together than thinking
they could pull that off.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And he wasn't good, but he was angry and manic,
which was good enough. How many hamburgers are you like? Five?
Who the hell leads five Hamburgers. More clips of the
year on the way
Speaker 3 (35:33):
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