December 20, 2024 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty Armstrong and Getty
and He Armstrong and Yetty bands are still talking.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
About the free kick the Chargers kicked last night, which
who knew that was even the thing? First time in
fifty years anybody's even tried one, and they scored. I'm
not going to get into it because it take too
much time. At fifty seven yard free kick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Google it. It's a thing, It's a rule. SnO Babor
tries it. Weird.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I've never heard of it in my wife. I've been
watching football since as a wee lad. I want to
mention this before we get back back to clips of
the year. Who the hell organized that made for movies
purp walk by Luigi yesterday that if you're if You're
Her goal was to make him look like a cool killer,
to idolize.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You couldn't have done better.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Than oh yeah, the long slow motion walk with all
the cops around him and him looking like a movie star.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
A helicopter by the river. It was straight out like
Lex Luthor or some super villain.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
To make him look at alter yeah, exactly, to make
him look so badass and cool. I saw this first
for me and Bremer saying Mayor Adams can't go soon enough.
If he was behind this to allow Luigi to get
this pr coup yesterday, just horrible, horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Don't make those people look cool.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What the hell the little rich bratt who murders people
he disagrees with.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Please, that's what he is, Saul.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He is in spite of all the people demonstrating in
favor of him.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Man, We're a disease society.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But we I'm strong and Getty are the antibiotic that
we will continue to inject in twenty twenty five with
your support. Thank you very much for being here. We're
taking a fun look back at the year that was.
We're leaping into July. Now it's clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Who Democratic lawmakers wrestling with whether to stick with President
Biden as their party's nominee.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Terrible night.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Look he pushed forward right, many of us have colds
an episode.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I as guys, what's the right guys?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hold on a second after.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
The matter is, how can you assure you're going to
be out on you know, on your way to go,
you know work tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Age age. Wasn't you know the idea that I'm too old.
I wish you could jump up the steps on Air
Force one. He can't. He has just the classic features
of nerd degeneration.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
And I have a neurological test every single day.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He's basically the.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Guy doing thirty in the left lane and he ain't
moving for anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know, go around, look even know I'm teleprompt. The
things continue to.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine. Zija, I'm a president. Putin president. I
wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president,
so I think she was not qualified to be president.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Joe, you did such a great job.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You answered every question.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because you want him to run. I want him to
do whatever he decides to do.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
All of a sudden, I show up at the convention,
everybody says, we want somebody else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's democratic process. It's not gonna happen. Don't say that. No,
bull says that.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
You know, it looks to me like he may very
well stay, and he's got an ego and he doesn't
want to quit.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've stayed in a race.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I had a bad, bad night, Hey man, I had
been I'm well out.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I screwed up.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What happens if you have another episode like we saw
during the debate, what happens in the.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Is there is there a sense of wanting to get
back on the horse. I'm on the horse. Where are
you bare? What's with you? Guys? Come on man? Anyway,
So we're standing there, you know, we're pointing. We're pointing
at the guy crawling up the roof. We could clearly
see him with a rifle.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In an instant.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Secret Service agents rushing the stage surrounding Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's on the roof, buddy, the shots were fired.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You became a parent, and the sniper opened fire, killing
the suspect.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The book stops with me. I am the director of
the Secret Service.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
That building in particular has a slope to the roof.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
At more, put somebody up on a slope truth.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And I think I think you appreciate God even more.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Something happened.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's when the world found out that there is tough
and then there's Trump tough.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Wow, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
There were half a dozen clips in that first half
of July that could be finalist for the Clip of
the Year.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was just wowing that moment. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, it's not like I forgot it happened, but
hearing it, holy crap. Did we come close to a
completely different next four years for the country?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The president putin clip the whole Trump and Jill Biden.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You answered all the questions.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I mean, that could be the clip of the year,
but the assassination attempt got to be a finalist.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's deadly serious. Oh my god. Yeah, wow, I.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Feel like I need to take a minute before we
plug second half of July.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That might be one of the big, big pivot points
in world history, certainly could end up being We'll never
know because we don't. You know, you won't know what
didn't happen if Trump had been killed that day and
you have a different president, don't if the Democrat owner
or whoever replaced him and who I don't know, No,
but things would have been a lot different.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right indeed. So we'll take your input what should be
the Clip of the year? Mail bag at Armstrong and
Getty dot com or four one five two nine five
KFTC if you'd prefer to text, shall we plunge on man.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Do you remember that period because we were in Milwaukee
and then I mean when those interviews with Biden were.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Must see later.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, those interviews with Biden were must see TV, like
the whole country was tuning in.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh, the Lester Holt interview that we heard a chunk from. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on the horse.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
What's wrong with.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You guys show? That's what we found out yesterday. We
found out yesterday from the Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
That's because that's what they were telling Biden they might
and tell him the truth about the polls.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So that's why he was getting mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I can understand if you actually believed you were tied
her ahead, you'd think, why does the mainstream media.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Keep saying I'm behind? What is with you guys?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Is a perfect response if you got the wrong duration
hiding the truth from him because he was too senile
to take it, and yet they were going to try
to get him elected president again.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Remember that second half of July.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Take a deep breath, I mean the feet at shoulder
with lean forward at the waist, wolf.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What a year. It's clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I officially accept your nomination to be Vice President of
the United States of America.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
We're our leader up there, my hero, that gladiator.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
We're gonna bring America back together, one real American brother.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm not supposed to.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Be here tonight. I'm not supposed to be here, So tonight,
with faith and devotion, I proudly accept your nomination for
President of the United States.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
President Biden has announced he will stand down from the race.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I know yesterday's news is surprising, and then you.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Just cry, he gave America a lesson in patriotism.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I love you, job.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
So I've decided the best way forward is the past,
the torch for a new generation.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And now Barker are certainly nail him.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Rice and those of us who charring that cause.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
This is one of those speeches that is going to
go down, and not just as a great Joe Biden's speech,
but as a great moment in the American presidency. Something
happened to me when I got shot, I became nice.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So now we have a new victim to defeat.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Kamala Harris.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
She was a her I.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Know Donald Trump's type.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
Kamala you a fire, Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Your fire. Kamala is Bratt who is.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
A little messy and likes to party.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's a happy day. What can I say?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
There is really no other way to describe this hearing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was brutal.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Director where you guess in her Lion, I take full responsibility.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Your agency got off smart in and out maneuver by
a twenty year old. Do you know what Stuart Knight
did afterwards? He remained on duty, He resigned, He resigned.
Burning a flag has protected speech supreme go I don't care.
(10:10):
Since when do we permit that crap?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming gaze for Gaza.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
They might as well hold up signs saying chickens for KFC.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just want a grasp of our popular culture. Babe.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
So much in there, Joe Biden saying, I know this
comes as a shock to a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That is so hilarious.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And the whole I mean, whether it was Rachel Medeau
or Kamla we love yeah, o Katie.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I recoiled.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But the various people saying, oh, that was an act
of patriotism, him withdrawing it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You lying liars, You'll say anything.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hey, hey, Rachel, that speech was five months ago. I
forgot it happened at all, so it didn't exactly go
down in history and be remembered forever.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, and it was awful by the way at the
time and remains so wow. Us comes a surprise to
a lot of people. What me, I'm sorry you said?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What one of those in there was a qualifier for
clip of the year though, that I really really want
to have.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Which one was it? I love you? Joe might be it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
More clips of the Year on the way he got
another vote for Joe Scarborough saying this version of Biden analytically,
intellectually is the best Biden ever for clip of the year.
I don't think that's my choice for clip of the year,
but that's a very important clip.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I jotted that one down too.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, between the loss of credibility for so much of
the cable news and mains stream media, how that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Emblem emblemized what am I looking for? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
How it made clear how big a lie that was
and how.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Everybody was committed to it.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Set that one poor lonely Minnesota congressman who ran briefly.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's like I said yesterday, with whatever topic we were
talking about, Trump derangement syndrome is a thing. It deranges people,
It makes them crazy and they do things they wouldn't
normally do. Like Joe Scarborough is saying that that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's more than just like knee jerk composition or dislike.
It causes you to become unhinged, blin rational. The reality well,
I mean locking the kids out of schools for months
and months. I need no proof other than that during
COVID when Europe and private schools were all doing great.
The data is available. That's all the proof you need. Anyway,
(12:54):
let's plunge on with the clips of the year. We
are beginning August. Michael hit it, Hello, Madam President.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
We're not going back.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Coach walls.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
These guys are creepy and yes, just where it as hell.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's what you see, that's what you see.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness. Protecting and supporting
access to gender affirming healthcare is essential.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
So I think she's actually not as smart as he is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't think he's very smart either. I'm not a
big fan of his brain. What's on the Vice president's
schedule today?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Would it kill you guys to have a press conference.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Why isn't she had a press conference? We absolutely are
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You hear her take questions as she's out on the stump.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Well, look, she's taking her message directly to voters.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean the assassination attempt. What was it like for you?
Not pleasant? To be pleasant? B the aar in Central
Park and we'll make it look like.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Team Belgium saying they will not participate in the mixed
triathlon realise in the Sene after athlete Claire Michelle fell
Ill add to Gall's revenge if you will or something
like that.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Quincy and the United States is going to claim gold
for the eighth consecutive Olympics.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Exclamation, boy, he's a bright boy. Night night, get back
in there, beat no more.
Speaker 12 (14:50):
Chris and the UK police are on heightened alert as
Taylor Swift now prepares to resume her European concert tour
in London after that foiled terror plot.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
This parking lot full of driver was waim o'cars has
had multiple incidents where suddenly the vehicle has become confused
and start honking all at each other.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, that's contempted. That's ninety three.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Keep going.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's another ninety three. That's another ninety three. What is
the jogging a secular China age Mayo.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So one of the lessons there is that we were
at the convention. Both convention were you. I was gonna
do the last clip a group we played. You were
on the floor if the kid rock song weren't you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah? Yeah, and I'll call and all of it awesome.
It was surreal.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I just kept thinking, is this really happening? But the
Democratic Convention, God, they kicked ass. I mean that whole
rollout vibe thing was so hot. The problem, I mean
that was real. The problem was she was a half
inch deep. She couldn't go beyond. That was her problem.
It's a brilliant marketing campaign for a highly flawed product.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Exactly was Tim Walls? Please? He made he made what
was I gonna say?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh uh, what's her name of the c chick from Alaska?
Her name flit it out of my head? On as
old as Biden Sarah. He made Sarah Palin look like
Harry Truman. I mean, Walls was.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Awful and I'm a knucklehead at times. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Ultimately, gender affirming care uh RFK and the bear worthy
of finalist status pretty notable.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
First, I know people who think that's uh, that's a.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right wing, left wing, a corporate media attempt to bring
him down and stop the mega agenda.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That whole bear story, it's all made up. What he
told it him.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He told the story himself. He could look at the video. Oh,
for goodness sakes, I don't know what to say about that.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, maybe I'll do a special podcast directed at the
friend someday, but I won't waste everybody else's time.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We've got more fake band names from the year, and
also more clips of the year, all on the way
Armstrong and Getty. More leaks coming out about how bad
Joe Biden's brain was and how people were covering it up.
In addition to the Wall Street Journal piece yesterday that
we read from. I'll try to shove a little of
that in on this the Clips of the Year show,
Final show of the Year. The Fabulous Mary in San
(17:25):
Jose known as Mary and the Hoe, who compiles various
things for us throughout the year, including our band names.
Tossed Yachts my yacht rock band that plays a lot
of Michael McDonald's Aztec death whistle sounds just like Elinis,
Morissette only with the Dude Singing, Mystery Drones, and some
of the albums put out.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Kettlebell Swing, that was my big.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Band single that I put out in nineteen ninety four,
Hippo Time Bombs by Cocaine, Hippos Menaced by Possums, my
new album Let's See. A song I wrote was called
Squeak My Berries for blind Jimmy Jefferson, Let's See.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And among the books we said.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
We were going to publish Save by Vomiting, the Joe
Getty Story Forevery eleven, the Jack Armstrong Story, The Time
of the Beavers, my seven volume sci fi series, and
Sports Yes Dancing No. Chapter seventeen of the first volume
of my autobiography, beautiful multi volume your autobiography. Yeah, oh
(18:32):
of course it is. Yeah, The Time of the Beavers.
Oh boy, kids will probably buy that. So we are
looking for the clip of the Year today. The pressure
is on. We're taking your nominations or votes mail bag
at Armstrong in Getty dot com or four one, five,
two nine five KFTC to text. We are halfway through August.
Let's plunge on its clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Fast turn out the work I don't know about you,
but I'm feeling fined up. The future is hair, it
is at our grasp.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Let's go with it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We believe the future happens in California.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
First, these oligaults tell us we shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Cox the rich.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
But take it from an actual billionaire camel who's.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Gonna tell him at the job he's currently seeking might
just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's the fourth quarter. We're down a field.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Goal, but we're on offense and we've got the ball.
We're driving down the field.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Women are not without electrical were not allowed, not without electoral, electoral.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Or political power.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Donald Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump Trump, Donald
trump Trump. And I want you to know I promised
to be a president for all Americans.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You can always trust me, or I can just imitate everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Barack Obama. I'm feeling for Vernie. We need socialism and
I don't know. Give me a list, Put a list
in front of.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Me, John Little John, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's us live from Chicago. Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Kamala Harris could have won. If she was even average
as a candidate, she could have won. She is so
far below average. I mean, she is horrible among the
worst candidates for president.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Ever, Yeah, she was awful I think though Trump hmm,
because she had the entire mainstream media just like going
to ignore anything and everything. I mean, she had so
much on her side, plus Trump with his high negatives.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
She could have won if she was just okay. But
she wasn't okay. She was horrible.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
And as I think we're about to hear in the
September clip, excuse me, Trump was not good in that
debate with Kamala that went badly.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
At the same time, he so resonated with.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
The biggest issues that people care about in a way
that was successful.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh, I was gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, both teams were factors, the strength that won the
weakness of the other.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So yesterday Wall Street Journal comes out with their big
report sourced fifty people who knew about covering up the
president's mental health and all that sort of stuff. Yesterday,
former top journalist at CNN, maybe you remember him, Chris
Silissa said as a reporter, I have a confession to make.
He said yesterday, I should have pushed harder earlier for
(22:13):
more information about Joe Biden's mental and physical well being
and any signs of decline.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Okay, that's his you know, I thought, what does that?
How did you esthetic?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Here is the quote that I think is interesting. The
White House and the people around Joe Biden were absolutely
adamant that suggesting anything asking the question about whether he
was in some sort of physical, mental, or both decline
was offensive. Soliza said, yesterday, how could you? It's aid shaming,
and I think that impacted me at some level. He said, Wow,
you are a weak as no kidding if that's what
(22:45):
it was. If them saying you're you're just an aide
shaming and that scared you off, believing your own eyes
and ears.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That is weak.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, you you're just a weak man. What a I
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Speaker 1 (24:13):
Where are we in the year? Uh, we're about to
leap into September.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
My god, ooh, this one's beefy and action packed. We're
looking for the clip of the year. The competition is
as hot as I ever remember. Let's take a fun
look back at the year that was. It's coy clips
of the year. Okay, do you think the end of
(24:39):
brat summer spells the end of the honeymoon phase for
Vice President Tarif?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
This country will end up in a depression if she
becomes president.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You met a thank her you and your member for
vacation time. But we're not. We're guys. We're very solid people.
They want our country to be great again.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I mean it's very simple, Tim Walls her emotional support VP.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I remember a time when Republicans talked about things like freedom.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They meant it. But that's not these guys.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Well, I'll start with this. I grew up a middle
class kid, cool, and I grew up in a neighborhood
of folks who are very proud of their lawn. Catch
up to the twenty first century around again, capacity, but
also challenges.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
You know.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
They said, I'm the goat, and the goat means greatest
of all power. I'm the greatest of all time, maybe
greater even than Elvis. Harry, Get up, Harry, Harry, get
your fat ass out of the couch.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Secret Service personnel saw a suspect who appeared to be
aiming an assault style rifle.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I would have loved to have thank that last part.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
For those who say these policies aren't for me, what
do you say to them?
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Well, if you are hardworking, iss you.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Have you talk about cognitive problems, Rush, we failed you.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
These are fanatics.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
They want the death of their own citizens, and this.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Time to Angle has time to finish.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Hundreds of wireless pagers exploded at the same time.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Beside has giving us a master class on COVID action.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I can't love this story anymore.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
There is no place an Iran that the long arm
of visual cannot reach.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Don't believe that escalating this military conflict is in their
best interesting I pull it in for.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
The immediate Seaspa and Garza, the Return of the Sasites apostity.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
We reached out to RTI for comment, and the company
responded in part with the following.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Sure that was much funnier in the original Russian knock
it off?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh my gosh, I clearly don't know if I have
a better clip than the Return of the Sausages.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's not important, but it was funny. Well, given the
gravity of the topic in hand. For the half wit
PM of Britain to unleash that at a major speech
was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Return of this sausages, I'll tell you know, I'd also
like to trot out for your consideration.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
The well, let me begin with I grew up middle class,
where people cared about their lawns, and that became a national,
bipartisan object of mockery.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
If I'm going to be serious, I think maybe the
clip of the year is any version of I grew
up in a middle class family. You're right, because it
became such a meme for for everybody. It was just
so transparently. I got nothing else to say. Yeah, I'll
remember that forever. I grew up in a middle class family.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And there were.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Multiple times I was pleasantly surprised, whether it was debates
or what have you, or interviews where Americans said exactly
what you know. I was thinking, we're thinking she isn't
offering anything.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, and then her has nothing, And the fact that
she remembered they made the big announcement will do Because
she hadn't done any interviews. The normal thing to do
would have been to sit down for a big interview
and have a press conference the next day after she
got appointed de nominee. But she didn't for over a month.
And remember when they announced.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We'll have one at the end of whatever it was,
whatever month it was, the end of the October, It's like,
you're gonna wait another month.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, speaking of crazy, the second half of September. Next
segment is crazy chalk full of clippy goodness.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So don't miss it, man, the return of the Sausages.
Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So big time reporter for CNN Chris Melissa did a
little interview yesterday and said he should have pushed harder
at the White House on Joe Biden's mental decline, and
he regrets that. He said, if you ever said anything though,
they'd accuse you of age discrimination and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I wanted to hit you with this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Megan McCain, the daughter of the late Senator John McCain,
blasted Silizza while noting that there was no bigger and
more obsessive McCain truther regarding my dad's age when he
ran in two thousand and eight. He was seventy one,
mind you than Chris. He ignored Biden's because he's a hack.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, there you go. That's good pushed.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I should have pushed harder or at all, you spineless
piece of garbage kid' You're here either incredibly incompetent, like
should never be a reporter ever again, or you're a liar,
and I think it's the latter. We are plunging toward
declaring the Clip of the Year. It could be contentious
this year because we have so many unbelievable nominees and
it was such an impactful year. We'll take your input two.
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You can text four one five two nine five KFTC.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Next hour.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
We're going to be delving in October, November, and December,
but right now we need to finish up the blockbuster
month of September. Tell you the first couple of clips
are are AI type stuff to help you enjoy them.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's clips of the year discussings in politics.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
It's a twister from there that means to heart and
finds and.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Poop has covered the sidewalks of San Francisco.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
This is the positive, joyful vision we offer as Democrats.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Target enslaved my ancestors a year ago? Are you targeting?
Take a look offering somehow and Vivian.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Sean Diddycombs listened as the judge ordered him to remin
behind bars.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
The fifty four year old offered to post fifty million
dollars bond. The freak off sometimes lasted days at a time.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Here's my prediction of the dominant emotional reaction to the
debate tonight, sad for America.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
How do you think he is actually getting ready for
this debate?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
People start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
She copied Biden's plan, and it's like four sentences like
run spot run in Springfield.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
They're eating the dogs. Let you talk about extreme. They're
in the park grabbing up ducks. They're eating the cats.
Did you eat that cat? They're eating What in the
hell is this? They're eating of the people that live there.
(32:05):
I do the father.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
That's been buried behind about a bigger doesn't matter, it goes.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I mean, just raise a glass. If you're racist, and
that's the thing, Oh I'm not racist.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Turn off social media, safeguard your mental health.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Pause touch grass. There's nothing wrong with you for being
like this.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Your voices are just as important because I'm one of
you talking like that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Why are you talking like that because this is my voice,
this is my wise.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I heard you talking a minute ago. I know I
don't talk like that now, that to you, because nobody
actually talks like death.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, they're eating
the springs me, they're eating the.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
Dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets, the people.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh wow, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Because we got the original they're eating the dogs or
eating the cats from the debate, which is a clip
of the year. Then you've got the Peanuts theme version,
and then you got that last one.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
All three of those are worthy, in my opinions, right
for pure amusement.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, keeping in mind there are no standards for the
armstrong and getting clips of the year. It could be impactful,
it could be eloquence, it could be hilarity.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Laugh the most right, they're.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating
the cats, they're eating.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
They're eating of the people that live there. And how
can it be a go ahead? Getting well?
Speaker 9 (33:59):
I was just thinking how many people thought that it
was over for him after that debate.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, when he said that, and because he took the
bait on everything. She criticized his crowd size, and he
went off for like five minutes on.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
That instead of yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a
brutal choice for the actual clip of the year now
was last year elon, Yeah, you're getting weird and getting
weird faster?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Was that the year before? It was last year? Yeah? Yeah,
I think he said it early in the year, that
stuff get weird and getting weird fast.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
That stuff mocking the girl with the vocal fry. If
you don't watch louder Milk, if you like that kind
of guy.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
So it really is an enjoyable show. Very bitter, which.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Because nobody talks like that.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
God, when people actually do that, it's oh, it makes
my skin crawl. Ran into a school official recently who
had the vocal fry and it was just so.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Hard to pay attention to what they were saying.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well the problem, Oh yeah, it's yeah, so off putting.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
This is awful, and it's such an affectation because nobody
does talk like that.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, you didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Like that your first twenty thirty, forty fifty years until
you came across somebody you thought it was cool. Yeah,
there are a lot of like vocal styles like that.
It's the fry and the app speak that JA combined me.
I remember we talked to was did we have a
gay panel at some point back when we used to
(35:30):
do more panels, And we said, what's with the lisp
and everything? They said, yeah, it's just kind of a
cultural affectation. Yeah, which fair enough. Sure, hockey players all
sound the same. I mean, it's all right, good pop,
except the vocal fries so effing annoying. It makes you
want to strangle the person to death. They're in public,
in front of witnesses.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, exact, it'd be worth it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
See if you started to strangle on them to death,
other people jump in and help you, as opposed to the.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Other maybe elbow you out of the way so they
can take over. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
We've got more clips of the year on the way,
and then we'll choose the clip of the year and
say our goodbyes because it's the last show of the year,
so
Speaker 3 (36:11):
If you can't stay around, grab it later via podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
About the free kick the Chargers kicked last night, which
who knew that was even the thing? First time in
fifty years anybody's even tried one, and they scored. I'm
not going to get into it because it take too
much time. At fifty seven yard free kick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Google it. It's a thing, It's a rule. SnO Babor
tries it. Weird.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I've never heard of it in my wife. I've been
watching football since as a wee lad. I want to
mention this before we get back back to clips of
the year. Who the hell organized that made for movies
purp walk by Luigi yesterday that if you're if You're
Her goal was to make him look like a cool killer,
to idolize.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You couldn't have done better.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Than oh yeah, the long slow motion walk with all
the cops around him and him looking like a movie star.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
A helicopter by the river. It was straight out like
Lex Luthor or some super villain.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
To make him look at alter yeah, exactly, to make
him look so badass and cool. I saw this first
for me and Bremer saying Mayor Adams can't go soon enough.
If he was behind this to allow Luigi to get
this pr coup yesterday, just horrible, horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Don't make those people look cool.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What the hell the little rich bratt who murders people
he disagrees with.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Please, that's what he is, Saul.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He is in spite of all the people demonstrating in
favor of him.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Man, We're a disease society.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But we I'm strong and Getty are the antibiotic that
we will continue to inject in twenty twenty five with
your support. Thank you very much for being here. We're
taking a fun look back at the year that was.
We're leaping into July. Now it's clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Who Democratic lawmakers wrestling with whether to stick with President
Biden as their party's nominee.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Terrible night.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Look he pushed forward right, many of us have colds
an episode.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I as guys, what's the right guys?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hold on a second after.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
The matter is, how can you assure you're going to
be out on you know, on your way to go,
you know work tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Age age. Wasn't you know the idea that I'm too old.
I wish you could jump up the steps on Air
Force one. He can't. He has just the classic features
of nerd degeneration.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
And I have a neurological test every single day.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He's basically the.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Guy doing thirty in the left lane and he ain't
moving for anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know, go around, look even know I'm teleprompt. The
things continue to.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine. Zija, I'm a president. Putin president. I
wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president,
so I think she was not qualified to be president.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Joe, you did such a great job.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You answered every question.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because you want him to run. I want him to
do whatever he decides to do.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
All of a sudden, I show up at the convention,
everybody says, we want somebody else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's democratic process. It's not gonna happen. Don't say that. No,
bull says that.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
You know, it looks to me like he may very
well stay, and he's got an ego and he doesn't
want to quit.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I've stayed in a race.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I had a bad, bad night, Hey man, I had
been I'm well out.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I screwed up.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What happens if you have another episode like we saw
during the debate, what happens in the.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Is there is there a sense of wanting to get
back on the horse. I'm on the horse. Where are
you bare? What's with you? Guys? Come on man? Anyway,
So we're standing there, you know, we're pointing. We're pointing
at the guy crawling up the roof. We could clearly
see him with a rifle.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In an instant.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Secret Service agents rushing the stage surrounding Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's on the roof, buddy, the shots were fired.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You became a parent, and the sniper opened fire, killing
the suspect.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The book stops with me. I am the director of
the Secret Service.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
That building in particular has a slope to the roof.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
At more, put somebody up on a slope truth.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And I think I think you appreciate God even more.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Something happened.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's when the world found out that there is tough
and then there's Trump tough.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Wow, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
There were half a dozen clips in that first half
of July that could be finalist for the Clip of
the Year.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was just wowing that moment. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, it's not like I forgot it happened, but
hearing it, holy crap. Did we come close to a
completely different next four years for the country?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The president putin clip the whole Trump and Jill Biden.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You answered all the questions.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I mean, that could be the clip of the year,
but the assassination attempt got to be a finalist.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's deadly serious. Oh my god. Yeah, wow, I.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Feel like I need to take a minute before we
plug second half of July.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That might be one of the big, big pivot points
in world history, certainly could end up being We'll never
know because we don't. You know, you won't know what
didn't happen if Trump had been killed that day and
you have a different president, don't if the Democrat owner
or whoever replaced him and who I don't know, No,
but things would have been a lot different.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right indeed. So we'll take your input what should be
the Clip of the year? Mail bag at Armstrong and
Getty dot com or four one five two nine five
KFTC if you'd prefer to text, shall we plunge on man.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Do you remember that period because we were in Milwaukee
and then I mean when those interviews with Biden were.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Must see later.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, those interviews with Biden were must see TV, like
the whole country was tuning in.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh, the Lester Holt interview that we heard a chunk from. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on the horse.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
What's wrong with.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You guys show? That's what we found out yesterday. We
found out yesterday from the Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
That's because that's what they were telling Biden they might
and tell him the truth about the polls.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So that's why he was getting mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I can understand if you actually believed you were tied
her ahead, you'd think, why does the mainstream media.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Keep saying I'm behind? What is with you guys?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Is a perfect response if you got the wrong duration
hiding the truth from him because he was too senile
to take it, and yet they were going to try
to get him elected president again.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Remember that second half of July.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Take a deep breath, I mean the feet at shoulder
with lean forward at the waist, wolf.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What a year. It's clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I officially accept your nomination to be Vice President of
the United States of America.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
We're our leader up there, my hero, that gladiator.
Speaker 11 (07:55):
We're gonna bring America back together, one real American brother.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm not supposed to.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Be here tonight. I'm not supposed to be here, So tonight,
with faith and devotion, I proudly accept your nomination for
President of the United States.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
President Biden has announced he will stand down from the race.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I know yesterday's news is surprising, and then you.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Just cry, he gave America a lesson in patriotism.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I love you, job.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
So I've decided the best way forward is the past,
the torch for a new generation.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And now Barker are certainly nail him.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Rice and those of us who charring that cause.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
This is one of those speeches that is going to
go down, and not just as a great Joe Biden's speech,
but as a great moment in the American presidency. Something
happened to me when I got shot, I became nice.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So now we have a new victim to defeat.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Kamala Harris.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Lion.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
She was a her I.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Know Donald Trump's type.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
Kamala you a fire, Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Your fire. Kamala is Bratt who is.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
A little messy and likes to party.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's a happy day. What can I say?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
There is really no other way to describe this hearing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was brutal.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Director where you guess in her Lion, I take full responsibility.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Your agency got off smart in and out maneuver by
a twenty year old. Do you know what Stuart Knight
did afterwards? He remained on duty, He resigned, He resigned.
Burning a flag has protected speech supreme go I don't care.
(10:10):
Since when do we permit that crap?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming gaze for Gaza.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
They might as well hold up signs saying chickens for KFC.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just want a grasp of our popular culture. Babe.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
So much in there, Joe Biden saying, I know this
comes as a shock to a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That is so hilarious.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And the whole I mean, whether it was Rachel Medeau
or Kamla we love yeah, o Katie.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I recoiled.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But the various people saying, oh, that was an act
of patriotism, him withdrawing it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You lying liars, You'll say anything.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Hey, hey, Rachel, that speech was five months ago. I
forgot it happened at all, so it didn't exactly go
down in history and be remembered forever.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, and it was awful by the way at the
time and remains so wow. Us comes a surprise to
a lot of people. What me, I'm sorry you said?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What one of those in there was a qualifier for
clip of the year though, that I really really want
to have.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Which one was it? I love you? Joe might be it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
More clips of the Year on the way he got
another vote for Joe Scarborough saying this version of Biden analytically,
intellectually is the best Biden ever for clip of the year.
I don't think that's my choice for clip of the year,
but that's a very important clip.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I jotted that one down too.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, between the loss of credibility for so much of
the cable news and mains stream media, how that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Emblem emblemized what am I looking for? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
How it made clear how big a lie that was
and how.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Everybody was committed to it.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Set that one poor lonely Minnesota congressman who ran briefly.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's like I said yesterday, with whatever topic we were
talking about, Trump derangement syndrome is a thing. It deranges people,
It makes them crazy and they do things they wouldn't
normally do. Like Joe Scarborough is saying that that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's more than just like knee jerk composition or dislike.
It causes you to become unhinged, blin rational. The reality well,
I mean locking the kids out of schools for months
and months. I need no proof other than that during
COVID when Europe and private schools were all doing great.
The data is available. That's all the proof you need. Anyway,
(12:54):
let's plunge on with the clips of the year. We
are beginning August. Michael hit it, Hello, Madam President.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
We're not going back.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Coach walls.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
These guys are creepy and yes, just where it as hell.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's what you see, that's what you see.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness. Protecting and supporting
access to gender affirming healthcare is essential.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
So I think she's actually not as smart as he is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't think he's very smart either. I'm not a
big fan of his brain. What's on the Vice president's
schedule today?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Would it kill you guys to have a press conference.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Why isn't she had a press conference? We absolutely are
going to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You hear her take questions as she's out on the stump.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Well, look, she's taking her message directly to voters.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean the assassination attempt. What was it like for you?
Not pleasant? To be pleasant? B the aar in Central
Park and we'll make it look like.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Team Belgium saying they will not participate in the mixed
triathlon realise in the Sene after athlete Claire Michelle fell
Ill add to Gall's revenge if you will or something
like that.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Quincy and the United States is going to claim gold
for the eighth consecutive Olympics.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Exclamation, boy, he's a bright boy. Night night, get back
in there, beat no more.
Speaker 12 (14:50):
Chris and the UK police are on heightened alert as
Taylor Swift now prepares to resume her European concert tour
in London after that foiled terror plot.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
This parking lot full of driver was waim o'cars has
had multiple incidents where suddenly the vehicle has become confused
and start honking all at each other.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, that's contempted. That's ninety three.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Keep going.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's another ninety three. That's another ninety three. What is
the jogging a secular China age Mayo.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So one of the lessons there is that we were
at the convention. Both convention were you. I was gonna
do the last clip a group we played. You were
on the floor if the kid rock song weren't you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah? Yeah, and I'll call and all of it awesome.
It was surreal.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I just kept thinking, is this really happening? But the
Democratic Convention, God, they kicked ass. I mean that whole
rollout vibe thing was so hot. The problem, I mean
that was real. The problem was she was a half
inch deep. She couldn't go beyond. That was her problem.
It's a brilliant marketing campaign for a highly flawed product.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Exactly was Tim Walls? Please? He made he made what
was I gonna say?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh uh, what's her name of the c chick from Alaska?
Her name flit it out of my head? On as
old as Biden Sarah. He made Sarah Palin look like
Harry Truman. I mean, Walls was.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Awful and I'm a knucklehead at times. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Ultimately, gender affirming care uh RFK and the bear worthy
of finalist status pretty notable.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
First, I know people who think that's uh, that's a.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right wing, left wing, a corporate media attempt to bring
him down and stop the mega agenda.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That whole bear story, it's all made up. What he
told it him.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He told the story himself. He could look at the video. Oh,
for goodness sakes, I don't know what to say about that.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, maybe I'll do a special podcast directed at the
friend someday, but I won't waste everybody else's time.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We've got more fake band names from the year, and
also more clips of the year, all on the way
Armstrong and Getty. More leaks coming out about how bad
Joe Biden's brain was and how people were covering it up.
In addition to the Wall Street Journal piece yesterday that
we read from. I'll try to shove a little of
that in on this the Clips of the Year show,
Final show of the Year. The Fabulous Mary in San
(17:25):
Jose known as Mary and the Hoe, who compiles various
things for us throughout the year, including our band names.
Tossed Yachts my yacht rock band that plays a lot
of Michael McDonald's Aztec death whistle sounds just like Elinis,
Morissette only with the Dude Singing, Mystery Drones, and some
of the albums put out.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Kettlebell Swing, that was my big.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Band single that I put out in nineteen ninety four,
Hippo Time Bombs by Cocaine, Hippos Menaced by Possums, my
new album Let's See. A song I wrote was called
Squeak My Berries for blind Jimmy Jefferson, Let's See.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And among the books we said.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
We were going to publish Save by Vomiting, the Joe
Getty Story Forevery eleven, the Jack Armstrong Story, The Time
of the Beavers, my seven volume sci fi series, and
Sports Yes Dancing No. Chapter seventeen of the first volume
of my autobiography, beautiful multi volume your autobiography. Yeah, oh
(18:32):
of course it is. Yeah, The Time of the Beavers.
Oh boy, kids will probably buy that. So we are
looking for the clip of the Year today. The pressure
is on. We're taking your nominations or votes mail bag
at Armstrong in Getty dot com or four one, five,
two nine five KFTC to text. We are halfway through August.
Let's plunge on its clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Fast turn out the work I don't know about you,
but I'm feeling fined up. The future is hair, it
is at our grasp.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Let's go with it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We believe the future happens in California.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
First, these oligaults tell us we shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Cox the rich.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
But take it from an actual billionaire camel who's.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Gonna tell him at the job he's currently seeking might
just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's the fourth quarter. We're down a field.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Goal, but we're on offense and we've got the ball.
We're driving down the field.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Women are not without electrical were not allowed, not without electoral, electoral.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Or political power.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Donald Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump Trump, Donald
trump Trump. And I want you to know I promised
to be a president for all Americans.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You can always trust me, or I can just imitate everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Barack Obama. I'm feeling for Vernie. We need socialism and
I don't know. Give me a list, Put a list
in front of.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Me, John Little John, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's us live from Chicago. Uh.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Kamala Harris could have won. If she was even average
as a candidate, she could have won. She is so
far below average. I mean, she is horrible among the
worst candidates for president.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Ever, Yeah, she was awful I think though Trump hmm,
because she had the entire mainstream media just like going
to ignore anything and everything. I mean, she had so
much on her side, plus Trump with his high negatives.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
She could have won if she was just okay. But
she wasn't okay. She was horrible.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
And as I think we're about to hear in the
September clip, excuse me, Trump was not good in that
debate with Kamala that went badly.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
At the same time, he so resonated with.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
The biggest issues that people care about in a way
that was successful.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh, I was gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, both teams were factors, the strength that won the
weakness of the other.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So yesterday Wall Street Journal comes out with their big
report sourced fifty people who knew about covering up the
president's mental health and all that sort of stuff. Yesterday,
former top journalist at CNN, maybe you remember him, Chris
Silissa said as a reporter, I have a confession to make.
He said yesterday, I should have pushed harder earlier for
(22:13):
more information about Joe Biden's mental and physical well being
and any signs of decline.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Okay, that's his you know, I thought, what does that?
How did you esthetic?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Here is the quote that I think is interesting. The
White House and the people around Joe Biden were absolutely
adamant that suggesting anything asking the question about whether he
was in some sort of physical, mental, or both decline
was offensive. Soliza said, yesterday, how could you? It's aid shaming,
and I think that impacted me at some level. He said, Wow,
you are a weak as no kidding if that's what
(22:45):
it was. If them saying you're you're just an aide
shaming and that scared you off, believing your own eyes
and ears.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That is weak.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, you you're just a weak man. What a I
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Speaker 1 (24:13):
Where are we in the year? Uh, we're about to
leap into September.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
My god, ooh, this one's beefy and action packed. We're
looking for the clip of the year. The competition is
as hot as I ever remember. Let's take a fun
look back at the year that was. It's coy clips
of the year. Okay, do you think the end of
(24:39):
brat summer spells the end of the honeymoon phase for
Vice President Tarif?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
This country will end up in a depression if she
becomes president.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You met a thank her you and your member for
vacation time. But we're not. We're guys. We're very solid people.
They want our country to be great again.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I mean it's very simple, Tim Walls her emotional support VP.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I remember a time when Republicans talked about things like freedom.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
They meant it. But that's not these guys.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Well, I'll start with this. I grew up a middle
class kid, cool, and I grew up in a neighborhood
of folks who are very proud of their lawn. Catch
up to the twenty first century around again, capacity, but
also challenges.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
You know.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
They said, I'm the goat, and the goat means greatest
of all power. I'm the greatest of all time, maybe
greater even than Elvis. Harry, Get up, Harry, Harry, get
your fat ass out of the couch.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Secret Service personnel saw a suspect who appeared to be
aiming an assault style rifle.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I would have loved to have thank that last part.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
For those who say these policies aren't for me, what
do you say to them?
Speaker 10 (25:57):
Well, if you are hardworking, iss you.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Have you talk about cognitive problems, Rush, we failed you.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
These are fanatics.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
They want the death of their own citizens, and this.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Time to Angle has time to finish.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Hundreds of wireless pagers exploded at the same time.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Beside has giving us a master class on COVID action.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I can't love this story anymore.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
There is no place an Iran that the long arm
of visual cannot reach.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Don't believe that escalating this military conflict is in their
best interesting I pull it in for.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
The immediate Seaspa and Garza, the Return of the Sasites apostity.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
We reached out to RTI for comment, and the company
responded in part with the following.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Sure that was much funnier in the original Russian knock
it off?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh my gosh, I clearly don't know if I have
a better clip than the Return of the Sausages.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's not important, but it was funny. Well, given the
gravity of the topic in hand. For the half wit
PM of Britain to unleash that at a major speech
was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Return of this sausages, I'll tell you know, I'd also
like to trot out for your consideration.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
The well, let me begin with I grew up middle class,
where people cared about their lawns, and that became a national,
bipartisan object of mockery.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
If I'm going to be serious, I think maybe the
clip of the year is any version of I grew
up in a middle class family. You're right, because it
became such a meme for for everybody. It was just
so transparently. I got nothing else to say. Yeah, I'll
remember that forever. I grew up in a middle class family.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And there were.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Multiple times I was pleasantly surprised, whether it was debates
or what have you, or interviews where Americans said exactly
what you know. I was thinking, we're thinking she isn't
offering anything.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, and then her has nothing, And the fact that
she remembered they made the big announcement will do Because
she hadn't done any interviews. The normal thing to do
would have been to sit down for a big interview
and have a press conference the next day after she
got appointed de nominee. But she didn't for over a month.
And remember when they announced.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We'll have one at the end of whatever it was,
whatever month it was, the end of the October, It's like,
you're gonna wait another month.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, speaking of crazy, the second half of September. Next
segment is crazy chalk full of clippy goodness.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
So don't miss it, man, the return of the Sausages.
Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So big time reporter for CNN Chris Melissa did a
little interview yesterday and said he should have pushed harder
at the White House on Joe Biden's mental decline, and
he regrets that. He said, if you ever said anything though,
they'd accuse you of age discrimination and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I wanted to hit you with this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Megan McCain, the daughter of the late Senator John McCain,
blasted Silizza while noting that there was no bigger and
more obsessive McCain truther regarding my dad's age when he
ran in two thousand and eight. He was seventy one,
mind you than Chris. He ignored Biden's because he's a hack.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, there you go. That's good pushed.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I should have pushed harder or at all, you spineless
piece of garbage kid' You're here either incredibly incompetent, like
should never be a reporter ever again, or you're a liar,
and I think it's the latter. We are plunging toward
declaring the Clip of the Year. It could be contentious
this year because we have so many unbelievable nominees and
it was such an impactful year. We'll take your input two.
(30:00):
You can text four one five two nine five KFTC.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Next hour.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
We're going to be delving in October, November, and December,
but right now we need to finish up the blockbuster
month of September. Tell you the first couple of clips
are are AI type stuff to help you enjoy them.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's clips of the year discussings in politics.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
It's a twister from there that means to heart and
finds and.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Poop has covered the sidewalks of San Francisco.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
This is the positive, joyful vision we offer as Democrats.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Target enslaved my ancestors a year ago? Are you targeting?
Take a look offering somehow and Vivian.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Sean Diddycombs listened as the judge ordered him to remin
behind bars.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
The fifty four year old offered to post fifty million
dollars bond. The freak off sometimes lasted days at a time.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Here's my prediction of the dominant emotional reaction to the
debate tonight, sad for America.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
How do you think he is actually getting ready for
this debate?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
She doesn't.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
People start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
She copied Biden's plan, and it's like four sentences like
run spot run in Springfield.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
They're eating the dogs. Let you talk about extreme. They're
in the park grabbing up ducks. They're eating the cats.
Did you eat that cat? They're eating What in the
hell is this? They're eating of the people that live there.
(32:05):
I do the father.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
That's been buried behind about a bigger doesn't matter, it goes.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I mean, just raise a glass. If you're racist, and
that's the thing, Oh I'm not racist.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Turn off social media, safeguard your mental health.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Pause touch grass. There's nothing wrong with you for being
like this.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Your voices are just as important because I'm one of
you talking like that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Why are you talking like that because this is my voice,
this is my wise.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I heard you talking a minute ago. I know I
don't talk like that now, that to you, because nobody
actually talks like death.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, they're eating
the springs me, they're eating the.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
Dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets, the people.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh wow, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Because we got the original they're eating the dogs or
eating the cats from the debate, which is a clip
of the year. Then you've got the Peanuts theme version,
and then you got that last one.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
All three of those are worthy, in my opinions, right
for pure amusement.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, keeping in mind there are no standards for the
armstrong and getting clips of the year. It could be impactful,
it could be eloquence, it could be hilarity.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Laugh the most right, they're.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating
the cats, they're eating.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
They're eating of the people that live there. And how
can it be a go ahead? Getting well?
Speaker 9 (33:59):
I was just thinking how many people thought that it
was over for him after that debate.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, when he said that, and because he took the
bait on everything. She criticized his crowd size, and he
went off for like five minutes on.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
That instead of yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a
brutal choice for the actual clip of the year now
was last year elon, Yeah, you're getting weird and getting
weird faster?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Was that the year before? It was last year? Yeah? Yeah,
I think he said it early in the year, that
stuff get weird and getting weird fast.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
That stuff mocking the girl with the vocal fry. If
you don't watch louder Milk, if you like that kind
of guy.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
So it really is an enjoyable show. Very bitter, which.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Because nobody talks like that.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
God, when people actually do that, it's oh, it makes
my skin crawl. Ran into a school official recently who
had the vocal fry and it was just so.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Hard to pay attention to what they were saying.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well the problem, Oh yeah, it's yeah, so off putting.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
This is awful, and it's such an affectation because nobody
does talk like that.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, you didn't talk.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Like that your first twenty thirty, forty fifty years until
you came across somebody you thought it was cool. Yeah,
there are a lot of like vocal styles like that.
It's the fry and the app speak that JA combined me.
I remember we talked to was did we have a
gay panel at some point back when we used to
(35:30):
do more panels, And we said, what's with the lisp
and everything? They said, yeah, it's just kind of a
cultural affectation. Yeah, which fair enough. Sure, hockey players all
sound the same. I mean, it's all right, good pop,
except the vocal fries so effing annoying. It makes you
want to strangle the person to death. They're in public,
in front of witnesses.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, exact, it'd be worth it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
See if you started to strangle on them to death,
other people jump in and help you, as opposed to the.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Other maybe elbow you out of the way so they
can take over. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
We've got more clips of the year on the way,
and then we'll choose the clip of the year and
say our goodbyes because it's the last show of the year,
so
Speaker 3 (36:11):
If you can't stay around, grab it later via podcast
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