January 1, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty Armstrong and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Jetty and.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Army to the last Armstrong and Getty Show of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Twenty twenty four. Oh my single, Where did the year go?
It just twizzed by. No, I didn't seemed like ten years.
It seemed like ten years, like a beating. When will
it end? When did we first start? The whole? Thank god?
This year's overthing. That was twenty twenty, Yes, twenty twenty,
(01:01):
the first big year COVID and had George Floyd and
all that sort of stuff. And as a god, you know,
thank god twenty two and every year now is just crazy,
every years and that's got to end some time, I
would assume, or we had a weird period uh in
history where things were calmer then they're supposed to be
and this is normal. I found this year weird and
(01:23):
wild and troubling, but also somewhat entertaining in a way
that like the COVID years were not. No, that's a
good point. There's nothing entertaining about COVID, especially if you
had kids. No, that was horrible. But following the whole
presidential election, and a lot and the lots of the
ins and outs was pretty entertaining. I mean of some
of the interviews I went South and all that sort
(01:43):
of stuff. My god, the dramatic plot shifts and twists
and and surprise, what do you call it, the surprise
guests or whatever it was. It was fantastic if you'd
laid out all right, all right, here here's how it's
gonna go. Biden's gonna be plainly seen island like, stumbling
around and making a fool of himself. But then he's
gonna swear he's gonna run again, and all the Democrats
are gonna swear he's great. But then he's gonna totally
(02:04):
crack up. I like the biggest debate ever on TV.
And then wait a minute, Wait a minute, I let
me come up and say, oh the more on vice
president's gonna run? How she gonna run? She couldn't win
a primary. Still, this ain't got to have a primary.
I'm like, I'm not watching this movie. It's too stupid.
It could never happen. Well, we're about to get into
clips of the year, and I think we're all gonna
be reminded of all the things that happened attempting to
tear down Trump throughout the year, with the various court
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cases and all that sort of stuff where he wondered
if he was, you know, finally dead and turns out
he was not. I guess right. I'm sorry, I'm giggling.
I'm marrying the Hoe, the Invaluable, the Lovely, the fabulous
Mary in the Hoe has sent the list of the
band names that we came up with this year, as
well as albums, songs, books and that sort of thing.
And the first on the list is the rambling Putins.
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Oh you know what that was? That was probably he
had just done his press conference that he did yesterday.
What was it, four and a half hours long. He
does one of these a year where he sits down
and takes questions that like, you know, if you ask
a question he doesn't like, you're going to fall out
a window later, but four and a half hours and
you got to sit there and pretend you're interested for
that amount of time. They probably said del Castro was
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legendary for that sort of thing too, just rambling manifestos.
I had one more thing before we start to get
the clips of the year. That I wanted to say, Oh,
the only like news of the day question I have.
Has Elon specifically come out and said he wouldn't take
the Speaker of the House job because that's being floated
out there, and that'd be an exciting development. Man, if
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you if you're not aware of this, you don't have
to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of
the House. It's just whoever gets two hundred and whatever
it is twelve thirteen votes half to seventeen. I guess
I know how many people are now, Yeah, whatever it is,
if you can get the majority and get it, and
there's several Republicans came out and said they wanted Elon
for speaker, and another bunch jumped in, I don't know
if there's enough to get him to be speaker, but
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and I don't know if he wants it, but you
talk about an exciting wrinkle, that would be one boy,
that would be crazy. So we need to get to
the clips of the year soon. Ish Michael suggested an
opening clip jack in the traditional way he has when
he likes go ahead, So let's begin the show officially.
Now I'm not doing final time. What I'm not doing
I refuse to do it. Go ahead, if you want
(04:13):
used to do what starts to show officially, you want
to run a foul of FCC wolves and dys I am,
I'm flouting them. The government's shutting down tonight. I don't care.
Go ahead at see, what are you gonna do? State's
evidence in a moment? Shutting down? What are you gonna do?
FCC officials will be home without pay. They got the point.
He's got a point. Anyway, let's start to show a mark. Today,
(04:34):
thousands of Amazon workers went on strike. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
But everyone who waited too long to order gets is like, sweet,
there's my skis freaking Amazon.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I believe this and.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I was gonna surprise you. Okay, we're not doing news
of the day today really because we got the clips
of the year. But everybody's portraying that stories. It's if
the teamsters have they play a minor role in this,
like barely any role in this whatsoever. All right, that's
just you're being misled by the media. But anyway, nobody
wants to hear that. Eh, boy, terrible, terrible. I don't
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actually have the sheet with the clips of the year
in front of me. I suggest we start with the
first one, that's I'm going to go crazy here. Well, yeah,
I was going to get there. I think that's the
place to start. I approve of your plan. Let's take
a fun look back at the year that was. This
is January, right clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let's be grown up about how we deal with our responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection.
What's going to happen in this next election? I am terrified.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We don't need another mealy mouthed politician who just tells
you what she thinks you want to hear, but.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Every time he lies Drake University.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Don't turn this into a drinking game, because you will
be over served.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
By the end of the night, She's gonna get smoked
and you and I both know what she's got up
to this.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I've already started, like Christy better. No, no, I am
not going to be a dictator today. With Hunter Biden
going into the going into Congress and just sitting down
and the bedlam that's been caused.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
W what are you afraid of? You have no balls?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hunter Biden is terrified of strong conservative Republican women.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Give a dad, Yes, I'll answer your question, if you
be quiet and let me make a staatement.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, practice you normally smoke. Mister Biden, let me start again.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
How can anybody be served that the administration would not
go to the same lengths to keep secret problems with
President Biden's.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Helping The studio crew taken hostage for at least teen
minutes on air as the country watched the.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of
Taylor Swift. I swear which is where.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
To go to?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Thank you for sharing your life with me and for
giving me two amazing kids, Zee Su and Wilder Wolf.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I love I love a family. Trushy American reason went on.
You'll say my kids day.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Appreciate very much. All s want to mention commerce Deva Ross.
Where's Deva? Oh she couldn't be here. Actually that's not true.
I gotta mixed up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll pay the share shares soon. Just don't top of violets.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
But it s boxing andot sign share Sonny listen boxing
match match game game on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Gotta get it on. First of all, if you do
have the power to an incite an erection. I would
like to have you on speed dial in case I
need you on a Friday night. Wow, okay, now is
that worthy of making it to the finals for Clip
of the Year. Now, as we go through them, we
(08:08):
all are making metal notes and you good people, drop
us a note mail bag at Armstrong and gedtdy dot
com or email four one, five, two nine five KFTC.
What is the Clip of the year? How many nominees
for are we gonna have? Five, ten, four, nineteen? One
of those numbers five number tens A lot, I don't know, sure, Well,
(08:31):
as many as are a are worthy?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I do?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Why artificially imposed me? Frame one? That's a good right,
that's a good idea. One thing that I was reminded
of by that clip, which was obviously from January of
this year, is oh, that's right. The primary was still
going on and there was some belief that Trump might
not get it. I completely forgot that that was even
out there as a conversation. Sure, yeah, oh yeah, maybe
(08:55):
Nicky Haley will win. Whatever. Oh my god, how much
of your life is spent on stories you didn't need
to follow? I mean, just in general for everyone, A lot.
Oh goodness.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, I suppose so, but I don't know if imagine
if everything you thought about was the opposite, had like permanent,
heavy importance, you would go mad.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But that's not the need frivolous, that's not the you
can't frivolous being like watching a sitcom or listening to
music or something as opposed to really learning a lot
about Nicki Haley tweat their own. I say, well, so
we got more clips of the year, and that is
a good thing to listen for something that you think
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might be the clip of the year, and then you
can text us. I'll be excited to see what you
guys think and women. When I say guys, I mean
that colloquially, colloquial as kind of a figure of speech
that includes men and women and trains and children. Oh,
that's on the way.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Are Heydar show Christmas?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's the best time, Katie. You have to stay tuned
because we will get to one of our favorite end
of the year segments, which is the list of things
I have never done. Oh good, okay, that has kept
track of by a listener, the fabulous Mary in the
Hoe indeed, who compiles our new band names, including nervous
monkey cocaine hippos. They play heavy riffs, but crazy fast,
(10:53):
syphiltic sore. Almost nobody goes to their shows. Apparently, we
said simutant wolves hy one of our worst band names ever.
It's terrible. Good lord, Hey, we haven't even made it
through January yet, let's get down to work. It's time
to take a vow. Stop saying that it's still January.
The clips of the year see and I Project said
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Donald Trump will win the Iowa Caucuses.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki for having a
good time together.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We're all having a good time together. You don't fix
Democrat chaos with Republican chaos. Now, going forward, he will
have my full endorsement. My family lives in New York.
They say this whole city is being overrun. It's awful.
I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we
(11:51):
need a secure border.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Get it back. House Republicans get in the way. They
wanted to literally eliminate two thousand border patrol agents. That
claim is not true.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
There is a cost to us as a news organization
of knowingly broadcasting untrue things.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We need a president who unite our country.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
You know, Nicki Haley, Nikki Haley, Nicki Haley.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
The worst kept secret in politics is how badly the
Democrats want to run against Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I find in life you can't let people get away
with both are coming.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I want you guys to get this.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
I want them to destroy every element of hamas they
can get their hands on.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You don't care about the babies that are being every day.
I think it's careborn percent of blame.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
United Airlines says it has found loose bolts in the
door plug that needed additional tightening.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
There's I guess a boy and his mother sitting in
with that row and his shirt was sucked off him
and out of the plane.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You give as babe.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
When I grow up, I want to work for a
woke company like Super Woke.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
To my surprise, I never got sick of eating hot
dogs once, despite my bowel movements resembling Willie Wonka's.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Sometimes I get sent out with a shopping list and
my wife's like, do you want me to explain that
to you?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And I'm like, I think I can handle it. And
then I got to the grocery store, I'm like, what
is a shallot? I definitely think the rambling Biden. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
good from that list was worthy of perhaps inclusion in
the Clips of the Year finalists. I forgot to be
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listening for a Clip of the year. I have one
job and I can't do it. Wow. Wow, however many
shows we've done this year, he had one less than
that worth of concentration. I no kidding. I was reminded
with that one that I'm excited about Marco Rubio being
our Secretary of State and being on all these talk
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shows being interviewed about all these topics all the time. Yeah. Yeah,
that was absolutely terrific. There are so many clips of
significance there. Yeah, it's it's just it's it's fun to
look back and be transported to that place where Nicky
had a chance and Ron was coming up on the inside,
but she never had a chance, still appears to have.
(14:28):
Oh now you're mister I know everything because it's in hindsight. No, No,
everybody was saying and knew it was obvious Trump was
not going to lose, and the pretending there was a
chance he wouldn't I never understood even at the time. Yeah, well,
it's clearly clearly right. Yeah, that was a manufactor. They
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do it every year, though they manufacture every four years.
You manufacture a race because god dang it, if you're
of a cable news network, you are hoping for a
race place. As we've said many times, it's like a
football game that's out of hand. Know, with Miami's explosive offense, Jim,
they could they could score those thirty five points there
behind in the blank of an eye. Please don't tute up,
(15:09):
Please don't tute out. I nominate that Biden clip, the
one where he says, don't mess with America. Yeah, that
is good. Yeahs unless you want to get Yeah, that's
definitely Yeah. Well, you know we're going to do another one.
Why don't we just plunge right into it into February.
We don't have time, Michael informs us. So we don't
(15:31):
have time. We yere already behind scale. We've ruined the
last show of the year, We've ruined the entire year. Please,
you're on a date with somebody special, right, you hit
it off, the meal's fantastic, you share dessert, your eyes meet,
oh my gosh, and then you puke all over I mean,
it's please. That was not a good date. So do
(15:54):
you understand? And I really don't want to get into
this much, but the government's gonna shut down at midnight tonight,
very long, and I don't care. But do you understand
why the Trump endorsed bill didn't pass yesterday? Ah? Yeah,
a complicated answer. Trump and Elon said no to the
one on Wednesday, so that one got shot down, But
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they said yes to the one yesterday, and still forty
Republicans were again sitting all the Democrats. Yeah, it was
missing a lot of stuff that a lot of Republicans
consider to be important. I don't have the list in
front of me. Too hasty, too much, too soon. I
don't know what sounded to me like the thing I
was yelling for yesterday. Just get the basic stuff? Do
you need to stay open?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
And then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, yeah, that's just what's on that list differs from
person to person. Well why did they act like you
only have one shot at this? You can pass a
bill anytime you want. Oh, I don't think they are.
They're back at work this morning, Johnston Company, trying to
craft something that'll pass. I think there may be just
a little bit of institutional pride going on too. The
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President doesn't tell Congress what to do, and Elon Musk
certainly doesn't either. I'm not defending that point, are you.
I'm just saying that could be mixed in. Did you
pick up on the talking point of the day which
you're gonna hear so much of it's gonna make you
want to puke in the coming days. In a week,
I've already puked. Yes, President Musk. That is the non
stop MSNBC talking point from all Democrats hashtag Republican shutdown.
(17:25):
Well not President Musk. President Musk said no to the
bill or this or that, all right, So look forward
to hearing that until you throw up your gravy. I'm
just gonna look forward to vacation where I can jam
Amish milk farmers into my earbuds. Another one of our
new band names. More clips of the year coming up,
Stay with.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Us Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
The Armstrong and Getty now jingling. So there are already
three hundred flights canceled across the country on one of
the bigger travel days that we're going to have this
(18:19):
year because of crazy weather in various parts of the nation.
So oh my, bring a book to the airport or something. Well,
and in case life ever has the feel of I
don't know, biblical plague, condemnation of the Almighty being visited
upon us, enjoy this sentence. Ground squirrels usually eat seeds
and nuts, but in a park in California, these cute,
(18:40):
furry creatures have turned into carniferous killers, mercilessly hunting down
voles to peel the flesh from their bones. You so
hairta four herbivores are now ripping the flesh from the
bones of their neighbors freshly skinned vole. Oh gully, Well,
(19:01):
we need to squeeze in a whole lot of clips
of the year. Where into February it's clips of the
Year Taylor Swift, super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Now we're all about them, big dumb cut. We are
not looking for a war with Iran, and.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
We will respond when we choose. At the time in
place of our choosing, the.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Republican led House Homeland Security Committee releasing articles of impeachment
against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Majorkis.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
There is no greater impeachable events than for an officer
of the United States to violate their oath the resolution
is not adopted. This is an abject failure of leadership.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
China, Handa, China, Chin, China. The prison has done more
to secure the border and to deal with this issue
of immigration than anybody else. He really has. But we
noticed middle class migrants from China arriving with rolling bags.
The border patrol is apprehended more than one hundred and
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sixty migrants with known gang affiliations before the arrested should
be sitting in Reich is right now. There's no consequences
and we must have changed this end of story.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Medon from Germany, I mean from France.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
No, I would not protect you.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the
hell they want.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You gotta pay, you, gotta pay your bills.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Helping a free people defend their freedom is simply the
right thing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Exavonni, one of the most charismatic and prominent opposition takers Russia,
has indeed known, has lost his life that every leader
kills people, including my leader. Every leader kills people, some
kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people. Sorry, I
don't have time to hear more than two hours of
bullshit about this interview with a killer. Mister Zuckerberg, you
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have blood on your hands. I take this very seriously.
Let me ask you this. There's families of victims here today.
Have you apologized to the victims? Would you like to
do so?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
When you stay open up the women. I don't know
what he's talking about. He's talking about confession. I will
engage in a romantic act with my dog before he
slumbers in my bed. How it's an illustration? Well, what
(21:51):
was Oja talking about there? What happened? Where's a podcast?
And somebody asked him, do you ever feel a need
to open up emotion? We're talking about a confession head,
I'm not going to confess, so clearly, Mayorcis please obviously
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nominee for Clip of the Year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
by the way, Democrats in that little montage was why
you lost the election. One of many reasons. One of
the main reasons, all those Chinese people coming across the border.
I was gonna say, it's not going to meet the
I'm sorry, it's not going to reach the finals. But
in terms of significance, all of those Chinese nationals at
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our southern border. Doesn't that strike you as odd great significance,
lasting significance. God help us, we may you know, we
may realize the actual significance of all those Chinese nationals
coming into this country in terrible ways in the future.
Who knows? Anyway, did I mention herbivore squirrels are ripping
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the flesh off of their neighboring animals. This is their
greatest significance of it is just yes, yes, hello, read
the Book of Exodus. Okay, I'll do that during this
next month. Gosh here all right? And then God visited
the plague of the Covid with the help of Anthony Fauci,
it'll say in parentheses, and then the plague of the
killer squirrels. Not a bad band name. Last show of
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the year, anyway, Why don't we plunge on and finish
up the month of February. It's cal cooy clips of
the year that down this road lies madness.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
My assessment and the report about the relevance of the
President's memory was necessary and accurate and fair. Most importantly,
what I wrote is what I believe the evidence shows,
and what I expect jurors would perceive and believe. I
did not sanitize my explanation, nor did I disparage the
president unfairly.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I know me, I'm an early man, and I know
what the hell I'm doing. I guess I should near
my mind here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
He was always sort of semi declined. If you go
back twenty five.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Years, Donald Trump may have authored the art of the deal,
but he perfected the art of the steal.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But how much is the bond?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
But you're looking at roughly, let's call it close to
four hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I like to give the money to something. Donald Trump
hates you and I.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Go shopping, were going to get completely new wardrobes, new shoes.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
I was like, why am I spending three h eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Everyone can walk the hell right out?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Not fair.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
The Berkeley Apple store robbed seven times this year. It's
mid February. Some of you gonna go home tonight and
feel like you've been robbed. Some of you made it
rob teenagers, young people that are going out and committing
a home invasion. I want you to just say, that's
just human. Do you think we give a damn about
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some equipment?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Not at all, Not at all.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
She's utilized both male and female names. Houston Police Department
reports she has.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Been identified this entire time as female.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
There are, you know, people of every agent and gender.
By the way, this is pretty wild. This elementary school
is up in the Bay Area.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
They spent a coure million dollars in federal money for
what's being called a woke program.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
The US federal government's an unsustainable fiscal pat.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Some restaurants charging up to eighteen dollars for a big
map combo meal.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're confused.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
You think I'm on trial.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I'm not on trial, no matter how hard you try
to put me on trial.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Part of your cash hoard that you had collected over
time cash what ord hrde.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well, I thought you said something different.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
So apoweing seven fifty seven making an emergency landing video
showing damn Midge to the wing. I'm going to suspend
the beverage service until we can be sure the wing
isn't going to fall off completely. Exhausity great. I'm telling you,
(26:17):
I'm back down. I caught a bottle. That montage also
including the seeds of Trump's win. The rampant crime crime
(26:38):
is actually down, according to FBI statistics. The h that
whole thing. Yeah, the Berkeley Apple Store story was telling. Again,
not a great clip exactly, but yeah, that was a
huge importance. And there was also a hell of a
lot of law fair in that series as well, which
is one of the reasons Trump won. People received that
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as being despicable. We can't rediscuss every clip, but some
of them. Do you remember, Katie, because we covered this
a paramount, the Bay Area school that spent all that
money on the Wolk thing. I remember being really outraged
about that, but I don't remember what it was exactly.
Do you remember, Joe, I'm scanning. It was such a
good story and it's just dang it, the Hayward Elementary
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School will kindergarten program. Yes, some of that madness whatever
the all, I was outraged. It is not a surprise.
Among our other band names, Haitian Cannibals. That was actually
listener Doctor Brian's band, a rare listener band. London Breed,
(27:45):
my eighties band that had two hits on MTV and
did a brief tour with Dexy's Midnight Runners and The Alarm.
London Breed actually the the former mayor of San Francisco,
Trachya Bronchus and long saw them when they opened for Yes,
their songs are really long. Boy. Well, we should probably
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break some eye on time because we need to squeeze
in March. Next segment that's on the way, and a
whole bunch of other stuff to discuss.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Stay here here here.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Downside the Armstrong and Getty shows.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Clips of the year, show, last show of the year,
last live show of the year. Anyway, So Katie, dug
it up now. I remember the Bay Area kindergarten that
spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a new woke
program had the lowest reading and math scores in the
state going in, and they took the money and spent
it on being more woke. Those teachers are not there
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to teach the children to read and write. There there
to turn them into little revolutionaries. And when you're not joking,
and when you're already failing, you have to say they
don't care if your kid fails at life. Yes, Kate, right, yeah,
this line. Less than twelve percent of the students can
read at their grade level and under four percent of
proficient in math, and you spend your money on woke stuff,
you are evil. I don't know how you sleep at night,
(29:21):
Honest to God, don't know how you go to bed
at night and sleep with a clear conscience. You're evil.
It's Marxism. It is Maoist Marxism in the US. Fight
it to your dying breath. I know I will, but
we must forge ahead in our looking back. It's March,
the clips of the year. I'd be a winner, Not really.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Why and illegal? That's right?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
But how many of thousands of people being killed by legals?
I shouldn't have used the legal as undocumented.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Look to builds a country smoking. Joe Biden was on fire,
he was lit.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I was so excited by how Biden presented himself and
what he said.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
This version of Biden is the best Biden ever.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
My God, what freedom else would you take away? The
Republican response was delivered by Alabama Senator Katie Bridge.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Right now, the American dream has turned into a nightmare
for so many families.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
We smell here.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
We're inside your kitchen right now, looking through your fridge,
and what's that on the top shelf?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Migrants? I think that analogy went well.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The Fifth Circuit granted the state of Texas stay and
ordered that this law, this controversial law, go into effect.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
We're not imposing a Texas border policy. Texas very simply
is enforcing the laws that are the policy of the
United States Congress.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
That there were a number of several hundred migrants that essentially.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Overwhelmed the number of Texas National Guard soldiers.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Joe Biden was more than a participant in and a
beneficiary of his family's business.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He was an active, aware enabler.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Joe Biden failed to properly secure classified information, and Joe
Biden shared classified information with people he wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
The President, I did not share classified information.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I did not share it. I guarantee I did not.
That's not true, is it, mister HRR.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That is inconsistent with the findings based on the evidence
and in my report.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yes, it's a lie.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
It's just what regular people would say, right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Aulicians have used the Special Council's report to further their
long standing efforts to re elect the former white supremacist
in chief Donald Trump. Enough is enough, man, I'm out.
I'm done. I'm over it. And for those reasons and
a whole buttload more that I won't bore you with.
I've officially switched teams. I, Jack Armstrong am now a
(32:20):
card carrying member of the Communist Party. Wow Ai Jack, shocking, disturbing.
I wish we had time to discuss, but we don't.
We need to jump right back into the second half
of March. It's clipse of the year. Tonight. Donald Trump
(32:43):
ramps up his rhetoric on the campaign trail.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I don't get elected, It's going to be a.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Bloodbath, blood bath, blood bath. Not only is it going
to be a blood bath, it's a blood both impending
blood bath.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
At some point, maybe we should say the reason that
America keeps losing is because of Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
She was going around every show Donald Trump, by Donald Trump.
This that wasn't working too well.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
California, the same thing. Gavin Nouscom does anyone ever? Gavin
Nouscomb scum is his last All these local cases, like
Fannie Fawnie, it spelled Fanny. It spelled Fanny, like your
(33:32):
ass right, Fanny. Look at Illinois. I don't know how
it continues. You have this guy Pritzker.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
He's too busy eating. He wants to eat all the time.
Would you like a hamburger? How many do you want?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Five?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Who the hell out is five burgers? Some two hundred
gangs are operating in Haiti, and a major source of
funding for them are those kidnapping.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
The man behind it All gang leader Jimmy Charisia known
as Barbecue.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And given the immense scale of suffering in Gaza, there
must be an immediate ceasefire.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Is hurting Israel more than helping Israel by making the
rest of the world as contrary to what Israel stands for.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But you and I are going to have a come
to Jesus meeting? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8 (34:22):
What I mett was as an expression used in the
southern part of my statement in a serious meeting.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
I believe a new election is the only way to
allow for a healthy and open decision making process about
the future of Israel.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, you say. The burglary tourists are part of international
crime brings traveling from countries in South America, the majority
from Chile. Last year, burglars were caught staking out homes
in Orange County while wearing a camouflage suit similar to
gilla suits worn by military snipers. For California criminals. We're
not poor. We're just stealing as we can. The California
(35:02):
criminals jail never heard of her. England's National Health Service
is banning the use of puberty blockers for children. How
many genders are there?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
It's a spectrum, so like a lot.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Of them zers themselves, Chris, what are those are pronouns?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Neo pronouns? All people of color? We have no white
people on our team.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I did that because I wanted to create a safe environment.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
These are the days, these are the days, these are
the days of girlhood. I feel like there was another
Cricket of the Year in there, at least for me.
(35:53):
The how many genders are there? I don't know, like
a law Oh I forgot about that. That and Scarborough
Borrow clearly yeah, worthy of at least consideration. The blood
bath stuff really won't quite get there. Also, I reminded
that Joe Biden getting the right dosage of whatever drug
(36:14):
that had him fired up for the State of the
Union is the worst thing that could have happened to
the Democrats. They would have been so much better off
if he had flamed out way back in January and
they could have gotten their act together than thinking they
could pull that off. And he wasn't good, but he
was angry and manic, which was good enough. How many
Hamburgers are you like? Five? Who the hell eads five Hamburgers?
(36:35):
More clips of the year on the way
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty Armstrong and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Jetty and.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Army to the last Armstrong and Getty Show of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Twenty twenty four. Oh my single, Where did the year go?
It just twizzed by. No, I didn't seemed like ten years.
It seemed like ten years, like a beating. When will
it end? When did we first start? The whole? Thank god?
This year's overthing. That was twenty twenty, Yes, twenty twenty,
(01:01):
the first big year COVID and had George Floyd and
all that sort of stuff. And as a god, you know,
thank god twenty two and every year now is just crazy,
every years and that's got to end some time, I
would assume, or we had a weird period uh in
history where things were calmer then they're supposed to be
and this is normal. I found this year weird and
(01:23):
wild and troubling, but also somewhat entertaining in a way
that like the COVID years were not. No, that's a
good point. There's nothing entertaining about COVID, especially if you
had kids. No, that was horrible. But following the whole
presidential election, and a lot and the lots of the
ins and outs was pretty entertaining. I mean of some
of the interviews I went South and all that sort
(01:43):
of stuff. My god, the dramatic plot shifts and twists
and and surprise, what do you call it, the surprise
guests or whatever it was. It was fantastic if you'd
laid out all right, all right, here here's how it's
gonna go. Biden's gonna be plainly seen island like, stumbling
around and making a fool of himself. But then he's
gonna swear he's gonna run again, and all the Democrats
are gonna swear he's great. But then he's gonna totally
(02:04):
crack up. I like the biggest debate ever on TV.
And then wait a minute, Wait a minute, I let
me come up and say, oh the more on vice
president's gonna run? How she gonna run? She couldn't win
a primary. Still, this ain't got to have a primary.
I'm like, I'm not watching this movie. It's too stupid.
It could never happen. Well, we're about to get into
clips of the year, and I think we're all gonna
be reminded of all the things that happened attempting to
tear down Trump throughout the year, with the various court
(02:26):
cases and all that sort of stuff where he wondered
if he was, you know, finally dead and turns out
he was not. I guess right. I'm sorry, I'm giggling.
I'm marrying the Hoe, the Invaluable, the Lovely, the fabulous
Mary in the Hoe has sent the list of the
band names that we came up with this year, as
well as albums, songs, books and that sort of thing.
And the first on the list is the rambling Putins.
(02:50):
Oh you know what that was? That was probably he
had just done his press conference that he did yesterday.
What was it, four and a half hours long. He
does one of these a year where he sits down
and takes questions that like, you know, if you ask
a question he doesn't like, you're going to fall out
a window later, but four and a half hours and
you got to sit there and pretend you're interested for
that amount of time. They probably said del Castro was
(03:11):
legendary for that sort of thing too, just rambling manifestos.
I had one more thing before we start to get
the clips of the year. That I wanted to say, Oh,
the only like news of the day question I have.
Has Elon specifically come out and said he wouldn't take
the Speaker of the House job because that's being floated
out there, and that'd be an exciting development. Man, if
(03:31):
you if you're not aware of this, you don't have
to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of
the House. It's just whoever gets two hundred and whatever
it is twelve thirteen votes half to seventeen. I guess
I know how many people are now, Yeah, whatever it is,
if you can get the majority and get it, and
there's several Republicans came out and said they wanted Elon
for speaker, and another bunch jumped in, I don't know
if there's enough to get him to be speaker, but
(03:53):
and I don't know if he wants it, but you
talk about an exciting wrinkle, that would be one boy,
that would be crazy. So we need to get to
the clips of the year soon. Ish Michael suggested an
opening clip jack in the traditional way he has when
he likes go ahead, So let's begin the show officially.
Now I'm not doing final time. What I'm not doing
I refuse to do it. Go ahead, if you want
(04:13):
used to do what starts to show officially, you want
to run a foul of FCC wolves and dys I am,
I'm flouting them. The government's shutting down tonight. I don't care.
Go ahead at see, what are you gonna do? State's
evidence in a moment? Shutting down? What are you gonna do?
FCC officials will be home without pay. They got the point.
He's got a point. Anyway, let's start to show a mark. Today,
(04:34):
thousands of Amazon workers went on strike. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
But everyone who waited too long to order gets is like, sweet,
there's my skis freaking Amazon.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I believe this and.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I was gonna surprise you. Okay, we're not doing news
of the day today really because we got the clips
of the year. But everybody's portraying that stories. It's if
the teamsters have they play a minor role in this,
like barely any role in this whatsoever. All right, that's
just you're being misled by the media. But anyway, nobody
wants to hear that. Eh, boy, terrible, terrible. I don't
(05:07):
actually have the sheet with the clips of the year
in front of me. I suggest we start with the
first one, that's I'm going to go crazy here. Well, yeah,
I was going to get there. I think that's the
place to start. I approve of your plan. Let's take
a fun look back at the year that was. This
is January, right clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let's be grown up about how we deal with our responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection.
What's going to happen in this next election? I am terrified.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We don't need another mealy mouthed politician who just tells
you what she thinks you want to hear, but.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Every time he lies Drake University.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Don't turn this into a drinking game, because you will
be over served.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
By the end of the night, She's gonna get smoked
and you and I both know what she's got up
to this.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I've already started, like Christy better. No, no, I am
not going to be a dictator today. With Hunter Biden
going into the going into Congress and just sitting down
and the bedlam that's been caused.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
W what are you afraid of? You have no balls?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hunter Biden is terrified of strong conservative Republican women.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Give a dad, Yes, I'll answer your question, if you
be quiet and let me make a staatement.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, practice you normally smoke. Mister Biden, let me start again.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
How can anybody be served that the administration would not
go to the same lengths to keep secret problems with
President Biden's.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Helping The studio crew taken hostage for at least teen
minutes on air as the country watched the.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of
Taylor Swift. I swear which is where.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
To go to?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Thank you for sharing your life with me and for
giving me two amazing kids, Zee Su and Wilder Wolf.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I love I love a family. Trushy American reason went on.
You'll say my kids day.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Appreciate very much. All s want to mention commerce Deva Ross.
Where's Deva? Oh she couldn't be here. Actually that's not true.
I gotta mixed up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll pay the share shares soon. Just don't top of violets.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
But it s boxing andot sign share Sonny listen boxing
match match game game on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Gotta get it on. First of all, if you do
have the power to an incite an erection. I would
like to have you on speed dial in case I
need you on a Friday night. Wow, okay, now is
that worthy of making it to the finals for Clip
of the Year. Now, as we go through them, we
(08:08):
all are making metal notes and you good people, drop
us a note mail bag at Armstrong and gedtdy dot
com or email four one, five, two nine five KFTC.
What is the Clip of the year? How many nominees
for are we gonna have? Five, ten, four, nineteen? One
of those numbers five number tens A lot, I don't know, sure, Well,
(08:31):
as many as are a are worthy?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I do?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Why artificially imposed me? Frame one? That's a good right,
that's a good idea. One thing that I was reminded
of by that clip, which was obviously from January of
this year, is oh, that's right. The primary was still
going on and there was some belief that Trump might
not get it. I completely forgot that that was even
out there as a conversation. Sure, yeah, oh yeah, maybe
(08:55):
Nicky Haley will win. Whatever. Oh my god, how much
of your life is spent on stories you didn't need
to follow? I mean, just in general for everyone, A lot.
Oh goodness.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, I suppose so, but I don't know if imagine
if everything you thought about was the opposite, had like permanent,
heavy importance, you would go mad.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But that's not the need frivolous, that's not the you
can't frivolous being like watching a sitcom or listening to
music or something as opposed to really learning a lot
about Nicki Haley tweat their own. I say, well, so
we got more clips of the year, and that is
a good thing to listen for something that you think
(09:44):
might be the clip of the year, and then you
can text us. I'll be excited to see what you
guys think and women. When I say guys, I mean
that colloquially, colloquial as kind of a figure of speech
that includes men and women and trains and children. Oh,
that's on the way.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Are Heydar show Christmas?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's the best time, Katie. You have to stay tuned
because we will get to one of our favorite end
of the year segments, which is the list of things
I have never done. Oh good, okay, that has kept
track of by a listener, the fabulous Mary in the
Hoe indeed, who compiles our new band names, including nervous
monkey cocaine hippos. They play heavy riffs, but crazy fast,
(10:53):
syphiltic sore. Almost nobody goes to their shows. Apparently, we
said simutant wolves hy one of our worst band names ever.
It's terrible. Good lord, Hey, we haven't even made it
through January yet, let's get down to work. It's time
to take a vow. Stop saying that it's still January.
The clips of the year see and I Project said
(11:21):
Donald Trump will win the Iowa Caucuses.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki for having a
good time together.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We're all having a good time together. You don't fix
Democrat chaos with Republican chaos. Now, going forward, he will
have my full endorsement. My family lives in New York.
They say this whole city is being overrun. It's awful.
I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we
(11:51):
need a secure border.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Get it back. House Republicans get in the way. They
wanted to literally eliminate two thousand border patrol agents. That
claim is not true.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
There is a cost to us as a news organization
of knowingly broadcasting untrue things.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We need a president who unite our country.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
You know, Nicki Haley, Nikki Haley, Nicki Haley.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
The worst kept secret in politics is how badly the
Democrats want to run against Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I find in life you can't let people get away
with both are coming.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I want you guys to get this.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
I want them to destroy every element of hamas they
can get their hands on.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You don't care about the babies that are being every day.
I think it's careborn percent of blame.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
United Airlines says it has found loose bolts in the
door plug that needed additional tightening.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
There's I guess a boy and his mother sitting in
with that row and his shirt was sucked off him
and out of the plane.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You give as babe.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
When I grow up, I want to work for a
woke company like Super Woke.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
To my surprise, I never got sick of eating hot
dogs once, despite my bowel movements resembling Willie Wonka's.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Sometimes I get sent out with a shopping list and
my wife's like, do you want me to explain that
to you?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And I'm like, I think I can handle it. And
then I got to the grocery store, I'm like, what
is a shallot? I definitely think the rambling Biden. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
good from that list was worthy of perhaps inclusion in
the Clips of the Year finalists. I forgot to be
(13:44):
listening for a Clip of the year. I have one
job and I can't do it. Wow. Wow, however many
shows we've done this year, he had one less than
that worth of concentration. I no kidding. I was reminded
with that one that I'm excited about Marco Rubio being
our Secretary of State and being on all these talk
(14:05):
shows being interviewed about all these topics all the time. Yeah. Yeah,
that was absolutely terrific. There are so many clips of
significance there. Yeah, it's it's just it's it's fun to
look back and be transported to that place where Nicky
had a chance and Ron was coming up on the inside,
but she never had a chance, still appears to have.
(14:28):
Oh now you're mister I know everything because it's in hindsight. No, No,
everybody was saying and knew it was obvious Trump was
not going to lose, and the pretending there was a
chance he wouldn't I never understood even at the time. Yeah, well,
it's clearly clearly right. Yeah, that was a manufactor. They
(14:48):
do it every year, though they manufacture every four years.
You manufacture a race because god dang it, if you're
of a cable news network, you are hoping for a
race place. As we've said many times, it's like a
football game that's out of hand. Know, with Miami's explosive offense, Jim,
they could they could score those thirty five points there
behind in the blank of an eye. Please don't tute up,
(15:09):
Please don't tute out. I nominate that Biden clip, the
one where he says, don't mess with America. Yeah, that
is good. Yeahs unless you want to get Yeah, that's
definitely Yeah. Well, you know we're going to do another one.
Why don't we just plunge right into it into February.
We don't have time, Michael informs us. So we don't
(15:31):
have time. We yere already behind scale. We've ruined the
last show of the year, We've ruined the entire year. Please,
you're on a date with somebody special, right, you hit
it off, the meal's fantastic, you share dessert, your eyes meet,
oh my gosh, and then you puke all over I mean,
it's please. That was not a good date. So do
(15:54):
you understand? And I really don't want to get into
this much, but the government's gonna shut down at midnight tonight,
very long, and I don't care. But do you understand
why the Trump endorsed bill didn't pass yesterday? Ah? Yeah,
a complicated answer. Trump and Elon said no to the
one on Wednesday, so that one got shot down, But
(16:14):
they said yes to the one yesterday, and still forty
Republicans were again sitting all the Democrats. Yeah, it was
missing a lot of stuff that a lot of Republicans
consider to be important. I don't have the list in
front of me. Too hasty, too much, too soon. I
don't know what sounded to me like the thing I
was yelling for yesterday. Just get the basic stuff? Do
you need to stay open?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
And then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, yeah, that's just what's on that list differs from
person to person. Well why did they act like you
only have one shot at this? You can pass a
bill anytime you want. Oh, I don't think they are.
They're back at work this morning, Johnston Company, trying to
craft something that'll pass. I think there may be just
a little bit of institutional pride going on too. The
(17:01):
President doesn't tell Congress what to do, and Elon Musk
certainly doesn't either. I'm not defending that point, are you.
I'm just saying that could be mixed in. Did you
pick up on the talking point of the day which
you're gonna hear so much of it's gonna make you
want to puke in the coming days. In a week,
I've already puked. Yes, President Musk. That is the non
stop MSNBC talking point from all Democrats hashtag Republican shutdown.
(17:25):
Well not President Musk. President Musk said no to the
bill or this or that, all right, So look forward
to hearing that until you throw up your gravy. I'm
just gonna look forward to vacation where I can jam
Amish milk farmers into my earbuds. Another one of our
new band names. More clips of the year coming up,
Stay with.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Us Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
The Armstrong and Getty now jingling. So there are already
three hundred flights canceled across the country on one of
the bigger travel days that we're going to have this
(18:19):
year because of crazy weather in various parts of the nation.
So oh my, bring a book to the airport or something. Well,
and in case life ever has the feel of I
don't know, biblical plague, condemnation of the Almighty being visited
upon us, enjoy this sentence. Ground squirrels usually eat seeds
and nuts, but in a park in California, these cute,
(18:40):
furry creatures have turned into carniferous killers, mercilessly hunting down
voles to peel the flesh from their bones. You so
hairta four herbivores are now ripping the flesh from the
bones of their neighbors freshly skinned vole. Oh gully, Well,
(19:01):
we need to squeeze in a whole lot of clips
of the year. Where into February it's clips of the
Year Taylor Swift, super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Now we're all about them, big dumb cut. We are
not looking for a war with Iran, and.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
We will respond when we choose. At the time in
place of our choosing, the.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Republican led House Homeland Security Committee releasing articles of impeachment
against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Majorkis.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
There is no greater impeachable events than for an officer
of the United States to violate their oath the resolution
is not adopted. This is an abject failure of leadership.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
China, Handa, China, Chin, China. The prison has done more
to secure the border and to deal with this issue
of immigration than anybody else. He really has. But we
noticed middle class migrants from China arriving with rolling bags.
The border patrol is apprehended more than one hundred and
(20:18):
sixty migrants with known gang affiliations before the arrested should
be sitting in Reich is right now. There's no consequences
and we must have changed this end of story.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Medon from Germany, I mean from France.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
No, I would not protect you.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the
hell they want.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You gotta pay, you, gotta pay your bills.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Helping a free people defend their freedom is simply the
right thing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Exavonni, one of the most charismatic and prominent opposition takers Russia,
has indeed known, has lost his life that every leader
kills people, including my leader. Every leader kills people, some
kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people. Sorry, I
don't have time to hear more than two hours of
bullshit about this interview with a killer. Mister Zuckerberg, you
(21:12):
have blood on your hands. I take this very seriously.
Let me ask you this. There's families of victims here today.
Have you apologized to the victims? Would you like to
do so?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
When you stay open up the women. I don't know
what he's talking about. He's talking about confession. I will
engage in a romantic act with my dog before he
slumbers in my bed. How it's an illustration? Well, what
(21:51):
was Oja talking about there? What happened? Where's a podcast?
And somebody asked him, do you ever feel a need
to open up emotion? We're talking about a confession head,
I'm not going to confess, so clearly, Mayorcis please obviously
(22:11):
nominee for Clip of the Year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
by the way, Democrats in that little montage was why
you lost the election. One of many reasons. One of
the main reasons, all those Chinese people coming across the border.
I was gonna say, it's not going to meet the
I'm sorry, it's not going to reach the finals. But
in terms of significance, all of those Chinese nationals at
(22:33):
our southern border. Doesn't that strike you as odd great significance,
lasting significance. God help us, we may you know, we
may realize the actual significance of all those Chinese nationals
coming into this country in terrible ways in the future.
Who knows? Anyway, did I mention herbivore squirrels are ripping
(22:57):
the flesh off of their neighboring animals. This is their
greatest significance of it is just yes, yes, hello, read
the Book of Exodus. Okay, I'll do that during this
next month. Gosh here all right? And then God visited
the plague of the Covid with the help of Anthony Fauci,
it'll say in parentheses, and then the plague of the
killer squirrels. Not a bad band name. Last show of
(23:17):
the year, anyway, Why don't we plunge on and finish
up the month of February. It's cal cooy clips of
the year that down this road lies madness.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
My assessment and the report about the relevance of the
President's memory was necessary and accurate and fair. Most importantly,
what I wrote is what I believe the evidence shows,
and what I expect jurors would perceive and believe. I
did not sanitize my explanation, nor did I disparage the
president unfairly.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
I know me, I'm an early man, and I know
what the hell I'm doing. I guess I should near
my mind here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
He was always sort of semi declined. If you go
back twenty five.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Years, Donald Trump may have authored the art of the deal,
but he perfected the art of the steal.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But how much is the bond?
Speaker 6 (24:15):
But you're looking at roughly, let's call it close to
four hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I like to give the money to something. Donald Trump
hates you and I.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Go shopping, were going to get completely new wardrobes, new shoes.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
I was like, why am I spending three h eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Everyone can walk the hell right out?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Not fair.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
The Berkeley Apple store robbed seven times this year. It's
mid February. Some of you gonna go home tonight and
feel like you've been robbed. Some of you made it
rob teenagers, young people that are going out and committing
a home invasion. I want you to just say, that's
just human. Do you think we give a damn about
(25:03):
some equipment?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Not at all, Not at all.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
She's utilized both male and female names. Houston Police Department
reports she has.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Been identified this entire time as female.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
There are, you know, people of every agent and gender.
By the way, this is pretty wild. This elementary school
is up in the Bay Area.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
They spent a coure million dollars in federal money for
what's being called a woke program.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
The US federal government's an unsustainable fiscal pat.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Some restaurants charging up to eighteen dollars for a big
map combo meal.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're confused.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
You think I'm on trial.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I'm not on trial, no matter how hard you try
to put me on trial.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Part of your cash hoard that you had collected over
time cash what ord hrde.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well, I thought you said something different.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
So apoweing seven fifty seven making an emergency landing video
showing damn Midge to the wing. I'm going to suspend
the beverage service until we can be sure the wing
isn't going to fall off completely. Exhausity great. I'm telling you,
(26:17):
I'm back down. I caught a bottle. That montage also
including the seeds of Trump's win. The rampant crime crime
(26:38):
is actually down, according to FBI statistics. The h that
whole thing. Yeah, the Berkeley Apple Store story was telling. Again,
not a great clip exactly, but yeah, that was a
huge importance. And there was also a hell of a
lot of law fair in that series as well, which
is one of the reasons Trump won. People received that
(27:00):
as being despicable. We can't rediscuss every clip, but some
of them. Do you remember, Katie, because we covered this
a paramount, the Bay Area school that spent all that
money on the Wolk thing. I remember being really outraged
about that, but I don't remember what it was exactly.
Do you remember, Joe, I'm scanning. It was such a
good story and it's just dang it, the Hayward Elementary
(27:22):
School will kindergarten program. Yes, some of that madness whatever
the all, I was outraged. It is not a surprise.
Among our other band names, Haitian Cannibals. That was actually
listener Doctor Brian's band, a rare listener band. London Breed,
(27:45):
my eighties band that had two hits on MTV and
did a brief tour with Dexy's Midnight Runners and The Alarm.
London Breed actually the the former mayor of San Francisco,
Trachya Bronchus and long saw them when they opened for Yes,
their songs are really long. Boy. Well, we should probably
(28:07):
break some eye on time because we need to squeeze
in March. Next segment that's on the way, and a
whole bunch of other stuff to discuss.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Stay here here here.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Downside the Armstrong and Getty shows.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Clips of the year, show, last show of the year,
last live show of the year. Anyway, So Katie, dug
it up now. I remember the Bay Area kindergarten that
spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a new woke
program had the lowest reading and math scores in the
state going in, and they took the money and spent
it on being more woke. Those teachers are not there
(28:59):
to teach the children to read and write. There there
to turn them into little revolutionaries. And when you're not joking,
and when you're already failing, you have to say they
don't care if your kid fails at life. Yes, Kate, right, yeah,
this line. Less than twelve percent of the students can
read at their grade level and under four percent of
proficient in math, and you spend your money on woke stuff,
you are evil. I don't know how you sleep at night,
(29:21):
Honest to God, don't know how you go to bed
at night and sleep with a clear conscience. You're evil.
It's Marxism. It is Maoist Marxism in the US. Fight
it to your dying breath. I know I will, but
we must forge ahead in our looking back. It's March,
the clips of the year. I'd be a winner, Not really.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Why and illegal? That's right?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
But how many of thousands of people being killed by legals?
I shouldn't have used the legal as undocumented.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Look to builds a country smoking. Joe Biden was on fire,
he was lit.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I was so excited by how Biden presented himself and
what he said.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
This version of Biden is the best Biden ever.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
My God, what freedom else would you take away? The
Republican response was delivered by Alabama Senator Katie Bridge.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Right now, the American dream has turned into a nightmare
for so many families.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
We smell here.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
We're inside your kitchen right now, looking through your fridge,
and what's that on the top shelf?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Migrants? I think that analogy went well.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
The Fifth Circuit granted the state of Texas stay and
ordered that this law, this controversial law, go into effect.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
We're not imposing a Texas border policy. Texas very simply
is enforcing the laws that are the policy of the
United States Congress.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
That there were a number of several hundred migrants that essentially.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Overwhelmed the number of Texas National Guard soldiers.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Joe Biden was more than a participant in and a
beneficiary of his family's business.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
He was an active, aware enabler.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Joe Biden failed to properly secure classified information, and Joe
Biden shared classified information with people he wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
The President, I did not share classified information.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I did not share it. I guarantee I did not.
That's not true, is it, mister HRR.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That is inconsistent with the findings based on the evidence
and in my report.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yes, it's a lie.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
It's just what regular people would say, right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Aulicians have used the Special Council's report to further their
long standing efforts to re elect the former white supremacist
in chief Donald Trump. Enough is enough, man, I'm out.
I'm done. I'm over it. And for those reasons and
a whole buttload more that I won't bore you with.
I've officially switched teams. I, Jack Armstrong am now a
(32:20):
card carrying member of the Communist Party. Wow Ai Jack, shocking, disturbing.
I wish we had time to discuss, but we don't.
We need to jump right back into the second half
of March. It's clipse of the year. Tonight. Donald Trump
(32:43):
ramps up his rhetoric on the campaign trail.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I don't get elected, It's going to be a.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Bloodbath, blood bath, blood bath. Not only is it going
to be a blood bath, it's a blood both impending
blood bath.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
At some point, maybe we should say the reason that
America keeps losing is because of Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
She was going around every show Donald Trump, by Donald Trump.
This that wasn't working too well.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
California, the same thing. Gavin Nouscom does anyone ever? Gavin
Nouscomb scum is his last All these local cases, like
Fannie Fawnie, it spelled Fanny. It spelled Fanny, like your
(33:32):
ass right, Fanny. Look at Illinois. I don't know how
it continues. You have this guy Pritzker.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
He's too busy eating. He wants to eat all the time.
Would you like a hamburger? How many do you want?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Five?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Who the hell out is five burgers? Some two hundred
gangs are operating in Haiti, and a major source of
funding for them are those kidnapping.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
The man behind it All gang leader Jimmy Charisia known
as Barbecue.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And given the immense scale of suffering in Gaza, there
must be an immediate ceasefire.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Is hurting Israel more than helping Israel by making the
rest of the world as contrary to what Israel stands for.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But you and I are going to have a come
to Jesus meeting? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 8 (34:22):
What I mett was as an expression used in the
southern part of my statement in a serious meeting.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
I believe a new election is the only way to
allow for a healthy and open decision making process about
the future of Israel.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, you say. The burglary tourists are part of international
crime brings traveling from countries in South America, the majority
from Chile. Last year, burglars were caught staking out homes
in Orange County while wearing a camouflage suit similar to
gilla suits worn by military snipers. For California criminals. We're
not poor. We're just stealing as we can. The California
(35:02):
criminals jail never heard of her. England's National Health Service
is banning the use of puberty blockers for children. How
many genders are there?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
It's a spectrum, so like a lot.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Of them zers themselves, Chris, what are those are pronouns?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Neo pronouns? All people of color? We have no white
people on our team.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
I did that because I wanted to create a safe environment.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
These are the days, these are the days, these are
the days of girlhood. I feel like there was another
Cricket of the Year in there, at least for me.
(35:53):
The how many genders are there? I don't know, like
a law Oh I forgot about that. That and Scarborough
Borrow clearly yeah, worthy of at least consideration. The blood
bath stuff really won't quite get there. Also, I reminded
that Joe Biden getting the right dosage of whatever drug
(36:14):
that had him fired up for the State of the
Union is the worst thing that could have happened to
the Democrats. They would have been so much better off
if he had flamed out way back in January and
they could have gotten their act together than thinking they
could pull that off. And he wasn't good, but he
was angry and manic, which was good enough. How many
Hamburgers are you like? Five? Who the hell eads five Hamburgers?
(36:35):
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Speaker 4 (36:38):
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