January 1, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio in the
George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Arm Strong and Getty and he Armstrong and Eddy.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
succeed with your resolution. It's just what's on a person's
mind that they want to do for self improvement for
the next year.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Spending time on doctor Jack's couch. Hmm, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
As I've mentioned, I have sworn off the baked goods
for twenty twenty four and I don't even think I
can actually do it. This is the most challenging one
I've ever taken on. I was going to try to
start already because one thing I know about addictions and
bad habits, the whole I'll do it on this date
is not the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
I can't pass up.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Christmas cookies whatever you call those, those kind of cookies
that have the special I only make it once a year.
Christmas frosting. What are those? I got a name they're
white cookies. I smooth frosting on top of the Christmas cooking.
I only ever seen it Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's like a sugar cookie.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Sugar cookie, yeah, and I never seen any at a
time of the year, especially with that kind of frosting.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I gotta eat those.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
All of this coming from the man who just pulled
a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
a pie in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's an actual metal fork from a table I had
in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
a period, it is to become more aware, not be
in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
drink because I want to have drink, not because I
always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
just become more unconscious.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing. No
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, I'm saying, but if you take a break for
a while and you can't do the whole year as
you just suggested, you will have a more you know,
aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
didn't with donuts. I swore them off for an entire year,
and then I came back as strong as I'm well,
there's no help in you. No, no, there's not other
than abstinence on the things that I can't handle.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, there you go, do you do you?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We have a lot of great clips to get to
where into October we're narrowing it down to the clip
of the year. The pressure is building. I'm actually starting
to get stressed about this. This is the beginning of
October clips of the year. So he took you in Hell.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I had a lot of fun here everybody. Honestly, Tim,
I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I've become friends with school shooters and I'm proud of
that service that will.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Use a lot of fancy words, and I'm a knucklehead
at times. That's what I've said, and from that I
learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
There's something wrong with Kamala's Only a mentally disabled person
could have allowed this to happen.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
She's a stupid person. I only got one vote. It's
one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Bye bye bye Donald Trump. You never see him around
strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
for president.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug whenever publicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She really have said that they have launched a ground
incursion into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
We do need to look for ways to de escalate
the tensions.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
The United States should help Israel drive Hezbla to the
mat and choke it out.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And you know, I'm dead. I'm dead tonight.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Israel is under attack from Iran.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Israel says Iran will pay a price, deadly, precise and
above all surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, I'm hoping your reaper doesn't go off. The thing is,
you should not know, you I haven't known. We have
a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on many.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
Topics, because what there it's telling you is complete bull news.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And these politicians don't one what does the stage of.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
The storm bone. What do they need after what you
call today go on the storm zone, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wor going to Don bull he but never gave it
us until now.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
pay raises eventually.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I will cripple you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In particularly, they were supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course, is what they did?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You never mind? That was right Michael's completed X for
the TikTok Challenge. All that was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
In particularly particularly needs to be one of nil particularly
definitely needs me only. And it's not a clip of
the year, but maybe the worst moment in the debates
of all the bad moments of the debates between Biden
Kamala and Tim Walls, that long answer that we played
over and over again, trying to explain what he claimed
he fought in a war that he didn't fight in
(06:15):
or whatever. That was one of the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls. Well,
we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready? I
think ISAs October was a blockbuster month. We're looking for
the clip of the year, roll on, Michael, Clips of
the year.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Our biggest threat to democrasuit is strict the.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Clip thanks most important election of our lifetime. She's in
a lot of trouble. She can't talk to the press.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
What would the major changes be and what would say
the same?
Speaker 11 (06:59):
Sure, Well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
so that would be one change. Services There is not
a thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist? Yes?
Speaker 9 (07:13):
I do, Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Then, I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Spring for Germany.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a rally that apparently came with
free vodka.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
About there's a.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Lot going on, Like I don't know if you guys
know this, but there's literally a.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean
right now.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I never saw him, never heard of him, and I
don't want to hear of him.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Fall up from racist and sexist comment that Donald Trump's
and Madison to wear garden row.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think that we have to stop getting so offended
at every little thing in the United States of America.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
And you know, the word garbage is the hottest thing
right now.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Doing garbage I see flowing out there is your supporters.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
The content of that section would not be out of
place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Are times we have not met for editoring since dear
nik you, why won't you stand up for me? Why
won't you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Stand up for me?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
We are going to recommend to the court that the
life without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There will be eligible for parole immediately.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
He is the talk of the baseball world in English
and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand.
Fernando Valezuela, I go back, I go back, please.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Saying a miss. And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh his hand blue, I know ideain, Oh my goodness broke.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, I will boom, I will boom.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
From I like that girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen? No, No,
that's not yes.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Or no that there are no rules for this.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
This is not supposed to happen. But damage is done
regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael, I'm.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Back here making nos of my favorite clips. I have
a huge list.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Now we're gonna have to weed it down, man. Yeah,
next couple of commercial breaks are going to be busy.
We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
One thing that struck me from that set was how
desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And there was not a vote in America.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That was cast in either direction because of that, and
it was nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that. You
made that the big news story leading up to that
final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter to anybody,
that didn't help her any And I was hoping from
that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've seen a lot
of people write that maybe it was the death of
the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I hope so, because
(10:55):
I really think, like Bruce with that got Trump more
votes than it got Kamala Harris and a lot of
that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I just I don't I don't think it works anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Whatever whatever guitar players.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
We got more clips of the air and then we're
gonna name the clip of the year, and I want
to hear about his New year, New Year's resolutions and
some predictions and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So stay here.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Are Strong.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Chest Nuts roasting on the Armstrong and Getty Show.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Jackie Raw snippy at you know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Bernity to this segment or one in a segment tide
one here and one.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
In the song after the bottom. Yeah, let's do it.
One here and two after the bottom of the end.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, got three left. Why don't we dive right into
it and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
of the year.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Time's Person of the
Year is a lot of pressure. This is excuse you
could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Because what if we get it wrong? Right right? God
help us. This is November looking for the clip of
the year.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
The American people want to stop the chaos and and
the DRAMAA.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
It is entirely possible that we will not have the
opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
These are the kind of guys you're like a smacking
the ass.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
is the Trump only smokes. Look what happened? Is this crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing and
it worked.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You see, the majority has spoken and they said they
don't care that much about democracy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And shall we keep it? A lot of our fellow
Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny. Some of the most
misogynist things I've heard came from brightening in What in
the alice in Wonderland?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Nightmares is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's the economy stupid. Do you want to stand up
to Trump? I suggest you don't ever mention him. I
suggest you governed well.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
Oh, when it is dark enough, can you see the stars?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet
personally with President like Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Why wouldn't we He's killing us and we cooked a
crap here.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
all time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Who are you thinking about? Well, we've got Elon and
Matt Gates. That's an alien versus predator US Attorney General
Matt Gates. That's one of the most intelligent members of Congress.
I think he's qualified.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
The more you get to know Matt Gags, the less
you're gonna like him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You have this stunning reversal.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
One.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a destruction.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Except den I the allegations and told police what happened
in the hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
just living in it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I would describe it as god tier level trolling, but
he said that's part of his aim here to shake
up Washington.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
you know, Kama Harris is for they them, and Donald
Trump is for us.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Like that's where the left has a problem.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They become the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I'll tell you I told the president. He comes back.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I come back. We fix this. Mary come.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Sweet leading Jagga there, Sorry, Colt is the home and clip.
He comes back. I come back, fixed this. Ass We're good?
(16:02):
Is that worthy of the final I don't know the stress,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
There's too much.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm looking at my list here, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm checking it twice. Sure which way to turn? How
much time do we got, Michael?
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Depends on your eating habits.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Check. Yeah, you to look good at me?
Speaker 10 (16:22):
Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
This year?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
We got about a minute.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You have any interesting on that front. This is a
little bit of a brag, probably because I've been trying
to take care of myself in the last year or so.
Common thing divorced people do, so my Henry and I
watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator from two thousand,
because we want to go to the new Gladiator, but
I wanted to see the first Gladiator first. I'd forgotten
how good that movie is. That's among my favorite movies
(16:45):
of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway, Russell
Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're the
same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better than
him today now, at this age, I look better than
he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
But you know my isolation, You see win right there.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Jack. That's funny though, in two thousand, if you'd have
told me in a few years you'll look better than him.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
How was that happening? Well, he's let himself go a tad.
It happens.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
the clip of the air. I do want to get
to the New Year's resolutions. And I got a couple
of predictions for next year. And next year twenty five
is going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway,
hopefully not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Are strong and geddy, the strong and show very Christmas.
I wish you Americ Christmas. I wish you Americ Christmas
and happy who. I've been looking up at predictions.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
There's a lot of Travis and Taylor get married, or
Travis and Taylor break up.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
His predictions for the next year. My money's gone breakup.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm hoping married just because I like people getting married
being happy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, I tell you what, Let's get the work done
then we can play later. It's time to you know,
business before pleasure. Let's plunge on. It's the second half
of November. Clips of the year.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
And I'll take now on the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
from a research lab in South Carolina. At least twenty
five have been recaptured.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I like to solve the parlbo Okay, well, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I'm sorry, that's not it. It's being called the four
B movement.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
We're not going to settle for low value men that
don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
In fact of these crazoes are out here. They're like,
we're not touching men. I hope that means more for me.
And then he hit him for the right along.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Tyson coming forward, but Paul landing the cleaner effective punch it.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We need JAXA's for Pina.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
back door. Guys, how are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
My brother and are professional actors, and we thought, oh,
this is our introduction to Hollywood. He still owes us
five hundred dollars. Is there anything do they like? Shellacks?
The banana? Gray? Shellac in the banana is not something
we need. Everythings cut up in the house. Have a
(19:53):
sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
I'm good for your brain when you're.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
and cute and great to hang out with, and lies
and I'm not going to give myself up to a
man who is unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
(20:30):
killing humanity. Good luck with that whatever, indeed, good luck.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Indeed. We're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
What should it be?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Text?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now four one, five, two, nine five KFTC. December is epic.
It's sprawling. Here we go the final months of clips
of the year.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Now, I'm gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched
a mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the deal.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay, So off the east coast of the United States of.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
America, there is no evidence of any foreign based involvement
from coastal vessels.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
government on behalf of the American public, and we can
assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
President ishweing clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Have you ruled out a pardon for your son, Yes,
but he.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Also believes that the war politics infected the process and
led you a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump?
They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
does almost nothing well, and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Trump joked to him.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Then maybe Canada should become the fifty first state and
Trudeau could become its governor.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
A second grade student called nine to one one to
report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
At school Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
And the rebel tells him there's no more army, no
more prisons.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Are you seriously?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Says?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Masha Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I'm not gonna have a dream battle.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
We really believe that he is not that man he
was seven years ago, Hash Patel.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He is the most unfairly maligned person that I work with.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
The true test of our commitment is weather in the
face of an obstacle.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Do we throw up our hands or do we roll
up our sleeves? And as we prose? I don't here
Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges. We need some
black visilities. That's right, IONI hear me on this. He
(24:03):
is no hero. Why I fell joy unfortunately? You know
because seriously, I mean, I love that the CEOs are
afraid right now. You should be. But I can't tell
you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines. It's a disaster.
(24:24):
Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That reminds me of a fortune I got at Panda
Express the other night, A.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
IPEd in your rice. It was handwritten.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's more a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I can't, I can't, I can't let it go. Maybe
I'll never say it again after this year Kamala Harris's
belief that she is clever or poetic or something is
so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms or
do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Oo, and she's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Waiting for the just people.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
She's weak for people to put them on her shoulders
and carry her out of the room because it's a
Oh they're both arm related situations. I see.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That is devastating.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, she drops a cliche on you, then struts around
like she unleashed. I have a dream. It's pathetic. God,
please go away.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
We got another cliff to Hans a dream. We got
another clip.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Joe and I both gave each other the eyeball Mike
Johnson's the government's too big, it spends too much money
and it does nothing well. Is I could make that
the clip of the year, just because I want it
to be, you know, the clip of the sension, to
be the national motto.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, and I'll be printed on the money every time
you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills, you'd
see those words we.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Gotta break or break damn it. I want to talk
about We're gonna run out of time.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Okay, swear all you want, Brother, the clock doesn't lie.
We're gonna get a clip of the year and a
bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Stay tuned. So with the corn cobs, pipe and a
button nose, eyes made out of cold russ to the
snow Man is a fairy tale. They say he was
(26:28):
made of snow, but the children know that he came
to life from there.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There must have been some magic quick predictions I've got
for next year. I think we are going with Israel,
but we are going to take out Iran's nuclear.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
But we're gonna take out the nuclear which is gonna
be a big deal. That's gonna be a big deal.
But I think Trump will do it. I think the
Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to my dissatisfaction, Ukraine
loses a big chunkle and it's over.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
The security assurances are going to be the key. There
no doubt. I get one for you.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
On the domestic scene, the war against woke actually begins
as the Trump administration looks at college campuses and the
Department of Education looks at elementary education, high schools, that
sort of thing. The fight hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
story political story I think of the year, and it's
going to be really maddening the way it's covered.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie.
Do you have a New Year's resolution? I have. I
have a couple. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I want to try to start journaling because when I write, it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Helps a lot. Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
make a baby.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh wow, Now that's a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, you need any tips, I've joined in three of them.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I guess some ideas for you. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to You're gonna turn
to Michael next, or Michael, what's your New years reslution?
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I want to put a little muscle on my frame
and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's interest.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I need to get good health. I'm trying to you know. Yeah,
I want to get in good health.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
and it it feels a lot better.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I can tell you that it feels a lot better.
But no big goods.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
not eat big goods the entire.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Year, similar to Katie, who not only stole my thunder
but then did a much cooler one than anybody I
can imagine.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't want yes.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I can yes, I can ss women or women.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh boy, I have a book. I have been organizing.
I have barely started working on the actual writing, but
it's going well. I am going to finish it in
the year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
By god, are you going to give us some hints
to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
fiction series.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I assume it's non fiction non fiction. Correct. That's a
great project to have, I think so. I'm very excited
about him.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So Hanson has prepared the finalist.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Everybody's got all these cool New Year's resolutions. Money is
I'm gonna stop beating so much pie well.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Roll it.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
get them back.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Don't Trump.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question.
I love you job.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
And I come from the middle classroom, and I grew
up in a neighborhood of folks who are very proud
of their launch and particularly.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
A return of the susag a hostitute.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I've got a busy day today after the show, a
busy day of work.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an
erection and maybe that too.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It spells fanny. It spelled fanny like your ass right trailer.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Somebody's bleached, blind, bad built, butsh body that would not
be engaging in personalities.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Correct. Oh what now, Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
You don't have enough inteligant Oh girl, baby girl.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well
and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
In Springfield.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
They're eating the dogs the people that came in. They're
eating the they're eating they're eating.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
The pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
And this is what's happening in our country. And it's
a shame. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
They're eating the cats.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
They're eating They're eating the pips of the people that
live there.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the people that live
They're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
They're eating the cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the
people that live.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
are all really good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, that was a montage.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Because the number of the clips were long issue, we
would have run out of time. We had intense discussions
during the commercial break, in which there was a great
deal of a for the Peanuts version of their eating
the dogs, They're eating the cats.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
how different things could have turned out.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right and how miserable the Secret Service failures were. It's
an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going with
barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
This is the longer version because it tells the whole
story and changed history.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened.
I've changed it in a way that now you're in
a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
across the border illegally.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's better than when he left office.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
And I'm going to continue to move until we get
the total band on, the total initiative relative to what
we're gonna do with more border patrol and more as officers.
President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
the end of this, and I don't think he knows
what he said either.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
There was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
as we all know, but that was the turning point.
That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
He held on for a while, but that, you know,
that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media. That's
when everybody was like, Okay, this is over.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And it was so much more than the Trump wise crack.
It was saying out loud what everybody saw, right, and
I don't think he does either. Is the key right? Right? Hanson?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Real quick, you got a New Year's resolution, are you
going to You're gonna do? Final thought, okay, we'll let
you do.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Final thought. Awesome, cool.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
No intro for this one.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
We had our special clothes. Here's your host for finals
is Joe Getty. Let's get a finals out from everybody
on the crew. Mike l Angelow lead us off.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Just a big thank you to everybody on the staff
for working so hard. You guys do a great job,
and I hope you all have a great Merry Christmas
and New Year's love working with you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Thank you. M Dog right back at you, Katie Green
our steam new as woman. A final final thought.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Katie, I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Working with you guys as a blast.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
And I hope everyone has a merry Christmas napping here
as well.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so, Jackie. Final thought,
Well we got to get hands in the first time.
Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's all right,
I'm not used to it. Perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Katie and Michael.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Without you, I don't know what I'd be doing, probably
collecting knits next to the curb in.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Front of the gas station or something that's similar. Yeah.
Jack final thawt.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I love this job, happy every year that I get
to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
On this show.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah my final thought, it is a pleasure and honor
to work with you all. You're just so terrific. We
lucky to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We'll be back run to go in January.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
a baby, write a book, and my knees eat less pie.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minuted
gift ideas for me?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Like Frank Shirley, my boss right here tonight.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
there a melody lane with all the other rich people,
and I want to right here with a big ribbon
on his head.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And I want to look him straight in the eye.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
I don't want to tell him what a cheap lyne,
no good, rotten fork flushing, low life, snake looking dirt
eating and bread over stuff, ignorant, blood fucking.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Fat ass, bug eyed, stiff leg It's funny.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
If we're headed sack.
Speaker 8 (35:59):
Of month, it is he Lojah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Where's the title? Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio in the
George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Arm Strong and Getty and he Armstrong and Eddy.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
succeed with your resolution. It's just what's on a person's
mind that they want to do for self improvement for
the next year.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Spending time on doctor Jack's couch. Hmm, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
As I've mentioned, I have sworn off the baked goods
for twenty twenty four and I don't even think I
can actually do it. This is the most challenging one
I've ever taken on. I was going to try to
start already because one thing I know about addictions and
bad habits, the whole I'll do it on this date
is not the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
I can't pass up.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Christmas cookies whatever you call those, those kind of cookies
that have the special I only make it once a year.
Christmas frosting. What are those? I got a name they're
white cookies. I smooth frosting on top of the Christmas cooking.
I only ever seen it Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's like a sugar cookie.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Sugar cookie, yeah, and I never seen any at a
time of the year, especially with that kind of frosting.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I gotta eat those.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
All of this coming from the man who just pulled
a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
a pie in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's an actual metal fork from a table I had
in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
a period, it is to become more aware, not be
in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
drink because I want to have drink, not because I
always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
just become more unconscious.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing. No
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, I'm saying, but if you take a break for
a while and you can't do the whole year as
you just suggested, you will have a more you know,
aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
didn't with donuts. I swore them off for an entire year,
and then I came back as strong as I'm well,
there's no help in you. No, no, there's not other
than abstinence on the things that I can't handle.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, there you go, do you do you?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We have a lot of great clips to get to
where into October we're narrowing it down to the clip
of the year. The pressure is building. I'm actually starting
to get stressed about this. This is the beginning of
October clips of the year. So he took you in Hell.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I had a lot of fun here everybody. Honestly, Tim,
I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I've become friends with school shooters and I'm proud of
that service that will.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Use a lot of fancy words, and I'm a knucklehead
at times. That's what I've said, and from that I
learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
There's something wrong with Kamala's Only a mentally disabled person
could have allowed this to happen.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
She's a stupid person. I only got one vote. It's
one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Bye bye bye Donald Trump. You never see him around
strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
for president.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
give us all a hug whenever publicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
She really have said that they have launched a ground
incursion into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
We do need to look for ways to de escalate
the tensions.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
The United States should help Israel drive Hezbla to the
mat and choke it out.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And you know, I'm dead. I'm dead tonight.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Israel is under attack from Iran.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Israel says Iran will pay a price, deadly, precise and
above all surprising.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, I'm hoping your reaper doesn't go off. The thing is,
you should not know, you I haven't known. We have
a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on many.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
Topics, because what there it's telling you is complete bull news.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And these politicians don't one what does the stage of.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
The storm bone. What do they need after what you
call today go on the storm zone, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wor going to Don bull he but never gave it
us until now.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
pay raises eventually.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I will cripple you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In particularly, they were supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
miniature golf course, is what they did?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You never mind? That was right Michael's completed X for
the TikTok Challenge. All that was so good.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
In particularly particularly needs to be one of nil particularly
definitely needs me only. And it's not a clip of
the year, but maybe the worst moment in the debates
of all the bad moments of the debates between Biden
Kamala and Tim Walls, that long answer that we played
over and over again, trying to explain what he claimed
he fought in a war that he didn't fight in
(06:15):
or whatever. That was one of the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was so horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls. Well,
we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready? I
think ISAs October was a blockbuster month. We're looking for
the clip of the year, roll on, Michael, Clips of
the year.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Our biggest threat to democrasuit is strict the.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Clip thanks most important election of our lifetime. She's in
a lot of trouble. She can't talk to the press.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
What would the major changes be and what would say
the same?
Speaker 11 (06:59):
Sure, Well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
so that would be one change. Services There is not
a thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist? Yes?
Speaker 9 (07:13):
I do, Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Then, I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Spring for Germany.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a rally that apparently came with
free vodka.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
About there's a.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Lot going on, Like I don't know if you guys
know this, but there's literally a.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean
right now.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I never saw him, never heard of him, and I
don't want to hear of him.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Fall up from racist and sexist comment that Donald Trump's
and Madison to wear garden row.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think that we have to stop getting so offended
at every little thing in the United States of America.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
And you know, the word garbage is the hottest thing
right now.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Doing garbage I see flowing out there is your supporters.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
The content of that section would not be out of
place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Are times we have not met for editoring since dear
nik you, why won't you stand up for me? Why
won't you.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Stand up for me?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
We are going to recommend to the court that the
life without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There will be eligible for parole immediately.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
He is the talk of the baseball world in English
and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand.
Fernando Valezuela, I go back, I go back, please.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Saying a miss. And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh his hand blue, I know ideain, Oh my goodness broke.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, I will boom, I will boom.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
From I like that girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen? No, No,
that's not yes.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Or no that there are no rules for this.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
This is not supposed to happen. But damage is done
regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael, I'm.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Back here making nos of my favorite clips. I have
a huge list.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Now we're gonna have to weed it down, man. Yeah,
next couple of commercial breaks are going to be busy.
We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
One thing that struck me from that set was how
desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And there was not a vote in America.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That was cast in either direction because of that, and
it was nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that. You
made that the big news story leading up to that
final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter to anybody,
that didn't help her any And I was hoping from
that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've seen a lot
of people write that maybe it was the death of
the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I hope so, because
(10:55):
I really think, like Bruce with that got Trump more
votes than it got Kamala Harris and a lot of
that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I just I don't I don't think it works anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Whatever whatever guitar players.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
We got more clips of the air and then we're
gonna name the clip of the year, and I want
to hear about his New year, New Year's resolutions and
some predictions and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So stay here.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Are Strong.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Chest Nuts roasting on the Armstrong and Getty Show.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Jackie Raw snippy at you know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Bernity to this segment or one in a segment tide
one here and one.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
In the song after the bottom. Yeah, let's do it.
One here and two after the bottom of the end.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, got three left. Why don't we dive right into
it and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
of the year.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Time's Person of the
Year is a lot of pressure. This is excuse you
could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Because what if we get it wrong? Right right? God
help us. This is November looking for the clip of
the year.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
The American people want to stop the chaos and and
the DRAMAA.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
It is entirely possible that we will not have the
opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
These are the kind of guys you're like a smacking
the ass.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
is the Trump only smokes. Look what happened? Is this crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing and
it worked.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You see, the majority has spoken and they said they
don't care that much about democracy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And shall we keep it? A lot of our fellow
Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny. Some of the most
misogynist things I've heard came from brightening in What in
the alice in Wonderland?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Nightmares is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's the economy stupid. Do you want to stand up
to Trump? I suggest you don't ever mention him. I
suggest you governed well.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
Oh, when it is dark enough, can you see the stars?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet
personally with President like Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Why wouldn't we He's killing us and we cooked a
crap here.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
all time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Who are you thinking about? Well, we've got Elon and
Matt Gates. That's an alien versus predator US Attorney General
Matt Gates. That's one of the most intelligent members of Congress.
I think he's qualified.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
The more you get to know Matt Gags, the less
you're gonna like him.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You have this stunning reversal.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
One.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a destruction.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Except den I the allegations and told police what happened
in the hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
just living in it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I would describe it as god tier level trolling, but
he said that's part of his aim here to shake
up Washington.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
you know, Kama Harris is for they them, and Donald
Trump is for us.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Like that's where the left has a problem.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They become the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I'll tell you I told the president. He comes back.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I come back. We fix this. Mary come.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Sweet leading Jagga there, Sorry, Colt is the home and clip.
He comes back. I come back, fixed this. Ass We're good?
(16:02):
Is that worthy of the final I don't know the stress,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
There's too much.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm looking at my list here, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm checking it twice. Sure which way to turn? How
much time do we got, Michael?
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Depends on your eating habits.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Check. Yeah, you to look good at me?
Speaker 10 (16:22):
Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
This year?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
We got about a minute.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You have any interesting on that front. This is a
little bit of a brag, probably because I've been trying
to take care of myself in the last year or so.
Common thing divorced people do, so my Henry and I
watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator from two thousand,
because we want to go to the new Gladiator, but
I wanted to see the first Gladiator first. I'd forgotten
how good that movie is. That's among my favorite movies
(16:45):
of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway, Russell
Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're the
same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better than
him today now, at this age, I look better than
he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
But you know my isolation, You see win right there.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Jack. That's funny though, in two thousand, if you'd have
told me in a few years you'll look better than him.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
How was that happening? Well, he's let himself go a tad.
It happens.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
the clip of the air. I do want to get
to the New Year's resolutions. And I got a couple
of predictions for next year. And next year twenty five
is going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway,
hopefully not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Are strong and geddy, the strong and show very Christmas.
I wish you Americ Christmas. I wish you Americ Christmas
and happy who. I've been looking up at predictions.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
There's a lot of Travis and Taylor get married, or
Travis and Taylor break up.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
His predictions for the next year. My money's gone breakup.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm hoping married just because I like people getting married
being happy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, I tell you what, Let's get the work done
then we can play later. It's time to you know,
business before pleasure. Let's plunge on. It's the second half
of November. Clips of the year.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
And I'll take now on the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
from a research lab in South Carolina. At least twenty
five have been recaptured.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I like to solve the parlbo Okay, well, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I'm sorry, that's not it. It's being called the four
B movement.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
We're not going to settle for low value men that
don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
In fact of these crazoes are out here. They're like,
we're not touching men. I hope that means more for me.
And then he hit him for the right along.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Tyson coming forward, but Paul landing the cleaner effective punch it.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We need JAXA's for Pina.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
back door. Guys, how are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
My brother and are professional actors, and we thought, oh,
this is our introduction to Hollywood. He still owes us
five hundred dollars. Is there anything do they like? Shellacks?
The banana? Gray? Shellac in the banana is not something
we need. Everythings cut up in the house. Have a
(19:53):
sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
I'm good for your brain when you're.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Sixty years old.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
and cute and great to hang out with, and lies
and I'm not going to give myself up to a
man who is unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
(20:30):
killing humanity. Good luck with that whatever, indeed, good luck.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Indeed. We're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
What should it be?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Text?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now four one, five, two, nine five KFTC. December is epic.
It's sprawling. Here we go the final months of clips
of the year.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Now, I'm gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched
a mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the deal.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay, So off the east coast of the United States of.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
America, there is no evidence of any foreign based involvement
from coastal vessels.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
government on behalf of the American public, and we can
assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
President ishweing clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Have you ruled out a pardon for your son, Yes,
but he.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Also believes that the war politics infected the process and
led you a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump?
They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
does almost nothing well, and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Trump joked to him.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Then maybe Canada should become the fifty first state and
Trudeau could become its governor.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
A second grade student called nine to one one to
report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
At school Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
And the rebel tells him there's no more army, no
more prisons.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Are you seriously?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Says?
Speaker 8 (22:46):
His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Masha Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I'm not gonna have a dream battle.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
We really believe that he is not that man he
was seven years ago, Hash Patel.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He is the most unfairly maligned person that I work with.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
The true test of our commitment is weather in the
face of an obstacle.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Do we throw up our hands or do we roll
up our sleeves? And as we prose? I don't here
Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges. We need some
black visilities. That's right, IONI hear me on this. He
(24:03):
is no hero. Why I fell joy unfortunately? You know
because seriously, I mean, I love that the CEOs are
afraid right now. You should be. But I can't tell
you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines. It's a disaster.
(24:24):
Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That reminds me of a fortune I got at Panda
Express the other night, A.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
IPEd in your rice. It was handwritten.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's more a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I can't, I can't, I can't let it go. Maybe
I'll never say it again after this year Kamala Harris's
belief that she is clever or poetic or something is
so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms or
do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 11 (25:04):
Oo, and she's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Waiting for the just people.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
She's weak for people to put them on her shoulders
and carry her out of the room because it's a
Oh they're both arm related situations. I see.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That is devastating.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, she drops a cliche on you, then struts around
like she unleashed. I have a dream. It's pathetic. God,
please go away.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
We got another cliff to Hans a dream. We got
another clip.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Joe and I both gave each other the eyeball Mike
Johnson's the government's too big, it spends too much money
and it does nothing well. Is I could make that
the clip of the year, just because I want it
to be, you know, the clip of the sension, to
be the national motto.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, and I'll be printed on the money every time
you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills, you'd
see those words we.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Gotta break or break damn it. I want to talk
about We're gonna run out of time.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Okay, swear all you want, Brother, the clock doesn't lie.
We're gonna get a clip of the year and a
bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Stay tuned. So with the corn cobs, pipe and a
button nose, eyes made out of cold russ to the
snow Man is a fairy tale. They say he was
(26:28):
made of snow, but the children know that he came
to life from there.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There must have been some magic quick predictions I've got
for next year. I think we are going with Israel,
but we are going to take out Iran's nuclear.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
But we're gonna take out the nuclear which is gonna
be a big deal. That's gonna be a big deal.
But I think Trump will do it. I think the
Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to my dissatisfaction, Ukraine
loses a big chunkle and it's over.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
The security assurances are going to be the key. There
no doubt. I get one for you.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
On the domestic scene, the war against woke actually begins
as the Trump administration looks at college campuses and the
Department of Education looks at elementary education, high schools, that
sort of thing. The fight hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
story political story I think of the year, and it's
going to be really maddening the way it's covered.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie.
Do you have a New Year's resolution? I have. I
have a couple. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I want to try to start journaling because when I write, it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Helps a lot. Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
make a baby.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh wow, Now that's a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, you need any tips, I've joined in three of them.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I guess some ideas for you. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to You're gonna turn
to Michael next, or Michael, what's your New years reslution?
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I want to put a little muscle on my frame
and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's interest.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I need to get good health. I'm trying to you know. Yeah,
I want to get in good health.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
and it it feels a lot better.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I can tell you that it feels a lot better.
But no big goods.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
not eat big goods the entire.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Year, similar to Katie, who not only stole my thunder
but then did a much cooler one than anybody I
can imagine.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't want yes.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I can yes, I can ss women or women.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh boy, I have a book. I have been organizing.
I have barely started working on the actual writing, but
it's going well. I am going to finish it in
the year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
By god, are you going to give us some hints
to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
fiction series.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I assume it's non fiction non fiction. Correct. That's a
great project to have, I think so. I'm very excited
about him.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So Hanson has prepared the finalist.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Everybody's got all these cool New Year's resolutions. Money is
I'm gonna stop beating so much pie well.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Roll it.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
get them back.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Don't Trump.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question.
I love you job.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
And I come from the middle classroom, and I grew
up in a neighborhood of folks who are very proud
of their launch and particularly.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
A return of the susag a hostitute.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I've got a busy day today after the show, a
busy day of work.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an
erection and maybe that too.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It spells fanny. It spelled fanny like your ass right trailer.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Somebody's bleached, blind, bad built, butsh body that would not
be engaging in personalities.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Correct. Oh what now, Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
You don't have enough inteligant Oh girl, baby girl.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well
and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
If you want to really see something that said, take
a look at what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
In Springfield.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
They're eating the dogs the people that came in. They're
eating the they're eating they're eating.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
The pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
And this is what's happening in our country. And it's
a shame. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
They're eating the cats.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
They're eating They're eating the pips of the people that
live there.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the people that live
They're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
They're eating the cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the
people that live.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
are all really good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, that was a montage.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Because the number of the clips were long issue, we
would have run out of time. We had intense discussions
during the commercial break, in which there was a great
deal of a for the Peanuts version of their eating
the dogs, They're eating the cats.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
how different things could have turned out.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Right and how miserable the Secret Service failures were. It's
an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going with
barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
This is the longer version because it tells the whole
story and changed history.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened.
I've changed it in a way that now you're in
a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
across the border illegally.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's better than when he left office.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
And I'm going to continue to move until we get
the total band on, the total initiative relative to what
we're gonna do with more border patrol and more as officers.
President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
the end of this, and I don't think he knows
what he said either.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
There was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
as we all know, but that was the turning point.
That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
He held on for a while, but that, you know,
that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media. That's
when everybody was like, Okay, this is over.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And it was so much more than the Trump wise crack.
It was saying out loud what everybody saw, right, and
I don't think he does either. Is the key right? Right? Hanson?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Real quick, you got a New Year's resolution, are you
going to You're gonna do? Final thought, okay, we'll let
you do.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Final thought. Awesome, cool.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
No intro for this one.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
We had our special clothes. Here's your host for finals
is Joe Getty. Let's get a finals out from everybody
on the crew. Mike l Angelow lead us off.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Just a big thank you to everybody on the staff
for working so hard. You guys do a great job,
and I hope you all have a great Merry Christmas
and New Year's love working with you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Thank you. M Dog right back at you, Katie Green
our steam new as woman. A final final thought.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Katie, I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Working with you guys as a blast.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
And I hope everyone has a merry Christmas napping here
as well.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so, Jackie. Final thought,
Well we got to get hands in the first time.
Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's all right,
I'm not used to it. Perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Katie and Michael.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Without you, I don't know what I'd be doing, probably
collecting knits next to the curb in.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Front of the gas station or something that's similar. Yeah.
Jack final thawt.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I love this job, happy every year that I get
to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
On this show.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah my final thought, it is a pleasure and honor
to work with you all. You're just so terrific. We
lucky to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We'll be back run to go in January.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
a baby, write a book, and my knees eat less pie.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minuted
gift ideas for me?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Like Frank Shirley, my boss right here tonight.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
there a melody lane with all the other rich people,
and I want to right here with a big ribbon
on his head.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And I want to look him straight in the eye.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
I don't want to tell him what a cheap lyne,
no good, rotten fork flushing, low life, snake looking dirt
eating and bread over stuff, ignorant, blood fucking.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Fat ass, bug eyed, stiff leg It's funny.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
If we're headed sack.
Speaker 8 (35:59):
Of month, it is he Lojah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Where's the title? Armstrong and Getty
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