February 10, 2025 • 35 mins
Hour 4 of A&G features...
- Streaming NFL games & phishing emails
- What's trending on X
- Some Superbowl response from our listeners
- Kanye has lost it again.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio of the
George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty Armstrong
and Jetty and he Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Enjoy the Super Bowl and while you can, because it's
probably one of the last ones to be shown on
broadcast TV, which is a shame because streaming is ruining
football and that's Taylor Swift's job.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So I hadn't heard that is this. Are we at
the end of broadcast TV's contracts for the Super Bowl,
in which case Jeff Bezos with Amazon for instance, somebody
could throw a tremendous amount of money at the contract.
I mean, I could see him making the calculation that
that's a win the number of people he would get
(01:04):
signed up for Prime.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I have heard nothing about this, but it wouldn't shock me.
It would be an enormous cost. But like you say,
Bezos could handle it well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And you'd bring up You'd get a lot of You'd
probably get a lot of people signed up. Yeah, it
also make a lot of people really angry.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, a lot of the games are going to streaming
services Netflix, Peacock, Amazon off games now.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, and my introduction to streaming sports was the Tyson
fight that didn't work. You couldn't freaking watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You're just too many track down your your favorite team
every week. Oh it's on the NFL network now, as
Michael said, No, it's on Netflix, it's Amazon, Amazon Prime
Today or whatever. Yeah, I don't. I'd be careful NFL,
but you got I would a lot of a product.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I would be too you As we've all seen with
lots of things, see the Oscars, tele Gas. There's a
limit with a variety of things to where people just say, nah,
nothing's quite as big as the NFL, though. It seems
to have amazing resiliency in terms of being the thing
(02:14):
that people want for.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Whatever reason, right, and the core product is so what
people want. They can really make bad moves around the
edges and people talk about it and then grumble about
it and the rest, but the core product is so
good that people just keep coming back because, like you know,
I was as pissed off and disappointed and off put
(02:38):
by the NFL as I think is possible during the
whole Black Lives Matter, everything's political kneeling on the sideline stuff.
I stopped watching for about a season, but then I
came back.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, Katie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just had a conversation with a football fan that said,
the streaming thing has made it really difficult to be
able to flip back and forth but between games, right,
because you have to go to the home screen and
you gotta go and so that that's been a big
like ye about it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yep, that's true because you do that all Like yesterday
would have been a game where I'm going over to
the uh the other game on the other channel, uh,
because this one's a blowout, and I'll check back in
on it. But yeah, it's on some streaming service. It's
just too cumbersome. I would have not predicted the NFL
was going to come back like this. I thought it
was over the combination of like, my kids don't care
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about the NFL and like their friends don't and I
thought so the combination between the younger generation all the
entertainment choices in the world, and then what pushed it
over the edge was the kneelin for the the you know,
the the anthem and all that different sort of stuff.
I thought it would never come back, but it has
definitely has. Remember when it dropped like percent, I mean,
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there was a couple of years there where it was
it looked like it was going the way of because
when I grew up. We've said this a million times.
When we grew up, heavyweight boxing title was the biggest
thing in the world. Nobody cares about that anymore. Things
can go away very easily. Yeah. So a completely different topic.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The have you run in any phishing tests at your company?
These emails that give you a plausible reason to click
on a link, and when you click on it, it
says you should not have clicked on this link.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
This is a security breach.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We remind you of your hr and security computer protocols.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Now you have to do this training again. So this
is a thing. Remember that's how Hillary Clinton got our
computer system hacked into in the Russians had or emails.
Was somebody that worked in her office clicked on a
fishing link. But you're saying they're sending out your own
company is sending them to you to test you. Yeah, exactly,
(04:51):
Uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's a big thing, and they're getting more and more insidious.
This is a very targeted joke for certain music freak
friends of mine. Phishing is spelled with a PA because
Trey Anastasio invented it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Now back to the show. Yes, here's a good news
for the company I work for. I don't open any
of the company emails, so there you go, any of them,
So don't get me started. I'm in the clear. So
they start with this gal who is a.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Was she like a lab tech or something at University
of California, Santa Cruz. She studies infectious diseases, and about
a month before the start of classes, she got an
email saying there was an ebola outbreak and she thought,
oh my god, So she texted a friend to see
if they'd heard anything. Then she clicked on the link.
That's when she learned that Ebola wasn't the problem she was.
The email was a phishing test, right. It was a
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ruse crafted by the university's Information technology department to teach
gullible workers about the dangers lurking in scam emails.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've clicked on some emails before, and not work stuff,
because like I said, I really honestly don't click the works.
But like stuff in my own personal life, you catch
you catch you at the right time, like you're busy,
you're doing a bunch of other stuff, and it's something
that like tickles your fear or oh oh no thing
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and I've I have before, not for a long time.
I got caught by eBay one time with some sort
of I was buying something or something like that. I
got a fake eBay. It looked look exactly like a
real eBay and it was, uh, your bid didn't go
through or something like that. Oh no, what's that I
click on it? Dah no, No, Yeah, it was a disaster.
(06:38):
Actually it wasn't. Everything was fine, but it's hard to
be vigilant on that. And it's a pain in the
ass if you get an email that says your credit
card just got rejected. Okay, so now I gotta go
to the credit card app and log into that and
try to or did you just make three charges in Tarahod, Indiana?
Right exactly? Yeah, did somebody steal your card? Okay? So
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I gotta go to my credit card app, go in there,
try to find it. If I can't find it, maybe
call their one eight ender number. That's a penny ass.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, so I would have gotten this question wrong. Phishing
was the first step in how many cyber attacks in
twenty twenty four? What percentage? No idea I would have
guessed fifty sixty. It's only fourteen percent, so that's not
the most common way. No, According to analysis of data,
breach is done by Verizon. But in spite of that,
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the drills are making workplaces extra testy. It departments love this.
Employees say they so chaos, confusion, and shame. Maybe you
don't deserve a little shame. Let's see on Reddit, stories
abound of employees panicking or becoming enraged after phishing tests.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Let's see one Reddit poster. Reddit rage is constant about everything.
Oh yeah, oh absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
One guy said he sent all employees a notice that
said your your passwords had been changed and to click
here to fix it or reset your passwords.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Fall for that?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
In fact, I probably would, Well, yeah, that sounds like
it's so mundane, but I was a phishing test. Jack
Matt Linton once made a NASA staff or cry with
a phishing test that promised employees a chance to win
a trip to Kennedy's Space Center to view the final
launch of the Space Shuttle.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Now everyone hates me, he said after the test. I mean,
if you click on some chick with a well that's
not a chick, it's but what seems like a chick
with a stripper name who all of a sudden wants
to have sex with you. You don't remember meeting you
click on that. You deserve everything you get, but something
from your work saying you need to update your password.
(08:51):
I can see falling from that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So they talked to this other computer safety expert who
said his most successful phishing test, and this is probably
because the people involved are functionally illiterate. It was a
fake email offering free Philadelphia Eagles tickets. Michael, do we
have that clip handy? That was a four percent click
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through rate, So that's not many Eagles fans. I mean,
they can't spell their names. So we're out of twenty
five quick through on that. That seems pretty pretty successful.
Uh uh yeah yeah. I mean when you're sending out
millions of them, unlessen, we've got to do this.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Let me hear you all saying he.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Ow ge.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
S egles, let's go Berts. Did anybody eat any horse
poop last night? Remember the first time the Eagles won
the Super Bowl? Somebody out on the street eat some horse.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Dung because they show of love and dedication to show
how much of an Eagles fan they were.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm dedicated to my team. Care about my team. That's
why I'm going to ingest the extra men of this horse.
I think I've made my boys. I think you understand.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So coming up a little bit later on this hour,
uh Justice Sonya said of my r give a speech
the other day. If you're a soup, they invite you
to make speeches all over the place. She talked about
how the court would be more highly regarded if it
wasn't so quick to overturn precedent. She's completely wrong, dishonest.
(10:32):
I don't know anything actual statistics coming up stay Tube.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And a bunch of other stuff. Oh, I need to
get to the text line. Anything about yesterday, your own
Super Bowl party, the broadcast, the game, the politics, anything
you loved, her didn't love. Text line is four one, five,
two nine five KFTC. We didn't get some good texts
(10:55):
about the super Bowl. We'll get to those next segment.
Variety of things, people, the broadcast, the game, the commercials.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Excellent snap decision. Was going to do something else, but
I'd rather do this. First of all, I was just
flipping through Twitter or do you call it X and
you know it seems to be trending big time is
defund the un Fine, wait a minute, you talk about
a gigantic, bloated program where the money goes to nobody's sure,
and most of it's spend on administration, and the whole
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point of the thing has kind of gotten perverted.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Urin and we are by far the biggest financial supporter
of that organization, like most international organizations, it's being a perverted.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
This is a Democrat from Washington State name of Jamie Pederson,
pedas and pedophile.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Listen to what he has to say.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Kids over thirteen have the complete right to make their
own decisions about their mental health care. Parents don't have
a right to have noticed, They don't have a right
to have consent about that.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Kids over thirteen have the right to, with the help
of activist teachers. He leaves unsaid, make their own mental
health care decisions. And parents have no right to notification
and no right to approval.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And what's his position?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He is in the state legislature, Wow, and is trying
to get that passed as a law.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
God, that's a crazy idea. That is so troubling, so troubling.
Does he have kids? I'll bet not, I bet not. Yeah,
you know what, Yeah, groomers.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
These people, whether they're grooming the kids for sexual exploitation
or political exploitation, they are unquestionably grooming kids. You tell
me another topic in which an adult says to your
kid and don't tell your parents about it, Well, that's
wholesome or even just not horrifying.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Our friend Tim Sanderfer always has that quote which I
had wish I had memorized, going back to the Wilson administration,
about the goal of making children as least like their
parents as possible was the whole philosophy to remaking America.
So that that's a lot of it. They just they
should they want to be kids and parents to be
separate because they don't want you to learn the things
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you learn from your parents, like being independent of the state,
or you know, personal freedom is what no listening to
the government. It's what's important, right, right exactly? Yeah, Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
The idea of forcibly getting between parents and their children
so you can twist their minds, it makes me so
it's pretty young.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here's a little gall in Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You cut down an American flag and put up a
Mexican flag instead, and she's arrested.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
For it. You're not gonna tell me what to do with.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Because that flag isn't on the prosy.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, people kill you.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I'm going to see when you're hurting me, and you're
gonna regret it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
When you kubalt.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
That's me when your kids died, When your kids die,
you're squitzing my hand and I they already no, don't
thank you, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
All right? Did anybody hear that and think you know
we should slow down these deportations? I didn't think so.
Thanks for doing our job for a sweetheart. And then
finally this unless you have another comment on that, Jack.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
As we mentioned earlier, the CBS poll they put out yesterday,
sixty percent of Americans are in favor of Trump's current
deportation plan.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yep, huge majorities. And whoops, just added three more percent.
Who heard that tape?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Uh? And then this is Maxine Waters.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Old Maxine, as I tweeted with this video on Friday,
I think it was I guess the profoundly stupid deserve
representation in Congress too, and they're sure getting it from
old Maxine.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Let's hear come.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Michael, Can you stop it?
This is outside the Department of Education, where she and
other grand standing congress morons were trying to force their
way inside to make some sort of point, and the
security guard was having none of it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Come, oh you think so look at it? Let them
see you right, Well that's his hand. Look at it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Your name?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Give me that idea again? So what I showed you?
The idea? You do what I showed you? The Would
you let me see the I t again? He will
someone else ask him for the id Will you ask
him for he won't let me see it again? You da?
(15:51):
You know what I want. I'm gotta tell my kids
this when I reached the age, A certain age just
happens everybody, And I want my kids to say, you're
at the age that if you're really worked up about something,
it's almost certainly a misunderstanding on your end. When you're
really mad about something's almost certainly something you've misunderstood. Well, yeah,
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that would that would.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
That shit would fit better if you had made uh,
you know, your life, your your reputation, that of being
a grand standing idiot like Maxine Waters.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Goodness, what what what's that? You need? The what the what?
Id all right?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And I could go into detail on this and I
would enjoy it. But uh Sonya sot of Moyor did
a speech the other day in which.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She said, what's the quote?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I think my court would probably gather more public support
if it went a little more slowly and undoing precedent.
The public doesn't like it when justice has moved too
quickly in upheavals. Well, the Roberts Court has overturned precedent
at a far lower rate than virtually every court last
one hundred years. They're very respectful of precedent.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah. I think she's right, and the court is currently
doing what she likes. So that's interesting. Armstrong and Getty
and we'll call this a pigskin. Make people create bacon,
and everybody loves bacon. I love bacon, bacon, bacon. Ever
asked yourself how Buffalo got a team? These Wings deserve
a team.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, I figured a good teammate for Buffalo, Bill Buffalo, Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They do anything to sell food? Do I have to
be called refrigerator? Yes?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Even Peyton was in an Omaha, Oma, they're still in it.
This year we got a halftime show presented by an
Apple in a stadium named after him a Stalin.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
There's an ad for what door dash. I guess is
that what the address was Uber eats eats got a competitor.
I've done so much damage with Matthew McConaughey. So we
got a whole bunch of Super Bowl texts here, including
this one. It's kind of interesting. The most text we
got about is this whole twob thing, which I'm not
sure i'd ever heard the word before yesterday. But it's
(18:17):
a free stream free streaming service we all have. I
already have it. Everybody's telling me you've already got it, Jack,
and you can watch the super Bowl for free if
you've got it, whether you've got anything else, So okay,
I'll take your word for it. We got this text,
which I thought was interesting. A couple of things I
didn't notice about the halftime show with Kendrick Lamar. I
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didn't mention earlier that this one cute black chick was
dancing really cool during her during the song. I just
noticed because she was a really good dancer. Then found
out later that was Serena Williams doing that. She was
there dancing, which will be explained in this text. NFL's
mixed message bothered me the most critical point missed about
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the Super Bowl. Throughout the entire Super Bowl, you're being
preached to against hate, signs on the field, Helmet's commercials
about love for others that are different, unity with people
of all races, empathy for people going through hardships, and
the Snoop Dogg Tom Brady commercial against hate. Yet the
entire halftime show was about Kendrick Lamar's hate for fellow
rapper Drake, which included and I didn't know this, Drake's
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ex girlfriend Serena Williams. He had Serena Williams out on
the field dancing because that's Drake's ex girlfriend. I didn't
know that. Oh my gosh. Wow. I was reading an
account of how Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Jackson was lecturing him and he would respond with his dancers,
and I say, I just.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Thought, what a troll. Though, that's a cool troll. I
think that's hilarious. Yeah, your girlfriends at the Super Bowl
halftime dancing for me?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Now, so whatever put a fifty percent tariff on Drake,
That's what I say.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The threat from Canada.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes, Katie Well and that that beef is going thick
because he called him a pedophile on stage during the
during the show he did I.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Didn't catch that. I couldn't understand any of the words,
but some of the words were and drink some CREDOPHYX. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I can't say it the way that he says it,
because you know, we'll lose our jobs.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
But I have read some about this that this is
not like kind of like Elon and Zuckerberg's kind of
for fun. No, this is two people that really really
hate each other. Yeah, it's a big beef, So Serena
must not like him anymore either to play along, I
guess more text there were.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
There were more than one person at the party I
was at, and I didn't approve of this at all.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It said, as long as we're having rappers, let's have
a p Diddy do a freak cough for the halftime
show next year. I wouldn't watch the whole thing, but
I'd probably watch enough to get just bottle of baby
oil under every seat. Huhh, my god. I'd tell the
kids to leave the room. Yeah, exactly, which fits into
some of the texts we got about the Super Bowl.
Here we go first. One. Don't get me wrong, I
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love women, but the women that the broadcast yesterday, and
I know this was the first thing I noticed and
I flipped on the TV. They looked like hookers with
those very very short skirts and super high heels. I
flipped on the game, and you know, now you have
to have a full body shot of everybody for everything.
I don't know why, but that woman on there is like.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
What, well, wait a minute, are we taking sideline commentator, the.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hot blonde who's interviewing you know, Terry Bradshaw about you know,
who do you think is gonna have a better running game?
It's like what I mean, I understand stand a short skirt,
but that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Is like it's obligatory. Now, there's got to be a hobby.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
If she turned around, I would see her ass though
there's no way that was covering her ass. It was
barely covering her from the front her Uh you know
you yes, well shocking, horrifying. Uh. Add me to the
number of people who made themselves miserable eating too much
of Mike Langelo's cheese dip yesterday. I did I ate
wait too much. It was very good, but I ate
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too much more and more texts about how two B
is free and you already get it. Oh, I was
talking about how in my town, I feel like this
university town, they really get a kick out of, like
really being out and about on Super Bowl afternoon to
show that we're not the kind of people that do that.
Because somebody texted I was once on a completely vacant
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I eighty. A few Super bowls ago. I thought the
rapture had happened and I was left behind. Years ago,
the Chiefs lost. It was the season they went thirteen
and three with Steve Bono as their quarterback, and then
they lost their first game in the playoffs, and I
was so mad. I didn't watch any more football and
I didn't watch the super Bowl. It's the only year
I have watched the Super Bowl in my life. And
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I went on a long drive and I was out
on the interstate. This was in North Carolina. It was
like the rapture. There wasn't a car anywhere. Yeah. Yeah.
We were talking about the booby ad, NonStop boobs until
they tell you at the end it's for breast cancer.
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I a a Chinese Christian Super Bowl party. When the
breast cancer commercial came on and there was a lot
of breasts being shown, there was a mad scramble for
the remote until the end when it was identified as
a breast cancer commercial and all the doctors at the
party who moments before were trying to turn it off
were now extolling the importance of mammograms. What a funny
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scene followed by this text, I'd love to see them
make the same ad for testicular cancer. That's kind of
fol Yeah. Oh the okay, So Joe, in a very
cruel fashion, mocked. I believe he used the word simpletons
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to describe the people who liked the Budweiser commercial with
the little horse. I didn't agree with him, of course,
but he is some prejudicial language about the sort of
people who liked the Budweiser commercial, which ranked is the
number one commercial of America according to Admeter.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Anyway, saw the text I fall off the bagging and
he pushed the keg on the way I crossed the
legs cape all the way to the bar.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Because little horses are cute. We got a text standing
up for the people who love that at I assume
you're a sophomore in high school girl. Anyway, the point
of the little horse in the Budweiser commercial was that
he was too young and too little to be part
of the team, but so pushing the keg all the way.
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He was trying to prove that he was big enough
and useful, and it was adorable. So there you go,
Trey Adorbs. You got a little horse. That's all I need.
What what commercial is the most disturbing? I was voting
for the fleshy cowboy hat, which I just oh, I
didn't want to think about it.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Please seal is a seal? Thought that other one was
off putting. I'd forgotten about this one.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The disconnected disco tongue commercial made entire party gag and yell.
Oh yeah, that one was ranked like number fifty six.
It was terrible. Oh my god? How was the coffee
mate like spray cream one? Henry and I both would
I mean a couple of the shapes that tongue made
were highly disturbing. Dancing tongue was the most disturbing visual
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to me. I agree, uh, somebody else who really liked
the Dorido's ufo ad I did like the ufo beating
the ouse out of that? Oh yeah, that was funny
against the wall. So listen. Oh granted, I'm old and bitter.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's fine, freely confessed, but Budweiser and their ad agency
trots out no pun intended, a new cute little Clydesdale
overcomes something and proves it's worth add a year after
year after year, and it's just it's it's just darling
get emotional manipulation.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
First, I almost said it again.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Look, it's a fine American style pilsner beer.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I've drunk them to excess. It's a fine beer. I
like it. But what's it got to do with little Clydesdale.
Stop with that? What happened to me?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It could be anything, right, go with golden retrievers for
a couple of years, or I don't know, ducklings. So
you had these horses pull your wagons back in the day,
maybe once, and now it's all for show.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I just it's just it's again, it's just manipulative. It
has nothing to do with your product. You also didn't
like the little girl on the potato, which another person
liked the adeline. It was cute, all right, it was
really cute. I feel like a clyde Dale. She was
raising a dam potato for lace potato chips, Katie.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
I feel like a Clydesdale is a symbol of like
patriotism and you just hate it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
What's like a good American horse?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I'm not anti Clydesdale. You're missing the point. If there
was an ad for I don't know what do I like.
I'm wearing uh on Cloud running shoes. Okay, right now?
If on Cloud had a big Super Bowl ad with
a mother painfully giving birth and then holding her baby
in her arms and feeling the young the love that
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it can only be between a mother and a baby
on Cloud running shoes, that would happens much to do
with the freaking little horse as the beer does.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
If you know that, right? Yeah, I agree at some point,
it is just that it is just that, right, just
somebody nuzzling a puppy. No it, look at this puppy.
Hold the puppy. Up's cute.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Nuzzle a puppy kmart? Yeah, okay, what's the connection again?
My capacity for joy has died.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Pity me. It's it's fine, don't hate me. Pity me.
What happened to the ads of the nineties. I'm Bob
Dole and I can't get an erection. Those were good ads. Wow,
old politicians with a rectal dysfunction. Huh. I don't think
he was in every ad. Just that's the one. Jeez,
I'll tell you who was in every ad. Gronk, there's
(27:56):
gotta be. It's like you learn and economics one on one,
the finishing returns thing. Yes, like you know, the enjoyment
you get out of one ice cream cone, but the
second ice cream cone not so much. But let me
get to the fifth. You hate them? It doesn't Gronk
have that problem. And if I'm signing him up to
do you know if we bought him for an Armstrong
and Getty commercial and I found out, oh, you're gonna
be on fifty other ads, I don't think we're gonna
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get any minded job having Gronk and our Armstrong in
Getty ad.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I just think he has a good agent who said, look,
we're not doing exclusives right now, but there's there's nothing
else in the wind that we're aware of. You're in
every single ad because he realizes this big lunkhead's appeal
is only going to last a couple of more years.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Let's just cash in the big lunkhead. We will finish
strong next arm Strong and.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Yetty and officials in Fort Lauderdale are keeping a close
eye on the city's coastline. This weekend, beaches were closed
for a time after balls of tar were spotted on
the shoreline. Swimmers were told to stay away. Other beaches
in the air also reported seeing the oily substances.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The coast Guard is now investigating. But you don't like
balls of tar on your beach, all right, ricky So.
Kanye the musician went nuts on Twitter over the weekend,
posted a slow I'm reading now from a publication or
all publications. A slow of anti semitic and misogynist content.
(29:21):
Also targeted ill children as part of several posts claiming
that he only interacts with people are useful to him
and that he has no respect or empathy for others.
For instance, this tweet, I turned down three photos this
week with Make a Wish kids and wheelchairs just out
of nowhere, he tweets, I've.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Got the what the hell look on my face? I
just I don't know what to make of that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Nobody's sure what was going on there. Alongside his post
about the Make a Wish children call it, Kanye also
shared his support for p Diddy. Why he's manic, he is,
That's what he's doing in Psycho Yeah. Then he went
to Instagram, where he shared a video of himself facetiming
(30:07):
P Diddy's son and how he's down with P Diddy
and something earl. There then lots of stuff about the
Jews that he's always into and what's the latest there, Katie.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
So he had an advertisement during the Super Bowl, but
it was only in the Los Angeles market, and he's
in a dentist's chair, clearly somewhat high, and he's talking
about I spent all my money on a commercial in
these new teeth, so I had to shoot it on
an iPhone. Go to easy dot com. Well, you go
to easy dot com. The only thing on that website
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is a T shirt with a swastika on it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh boy, that's it now. The being down was Diddy thing?
I get.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He just trotted his poor prisoner wife out naked for
the Grammys, so he's obviously down with the porn and
sexual exploitation. But Derfurer is, well, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
If you've ever dealt with children, I guess it doesn't
have to be children. I've known some immature adult adults
go on this sort of thing where you go on
some sort of rant where you're like trying to be hated.
It's some sort of you're feeling bad about yourself, like
(31:25):
you feel like you're a piece of crap, and you're
like going out of your way to make them tell
you your piece of crap or something, you know what
I'm talking about. Like it's like rage bait. I've never
done it, but I've seen people do it, and it's
kind of sad, like it's it's confusing at first, and
then you realize, Okay, they're really in a bad place
right now and they're like going out of their way
to be awful to get attention. Oh wow, I've seen
(31:46):
this before, and I think that's what Kanye's doing. And
he's open about the fact that he's mentally ill, right,
he's bipolar and everything like that. For instance his tweet,
any Jewish person that does business with me needs to
know that I do not like or trust any Jewish person.
And this is completely sober with no hennessy. I'm never
apologizing for my Jewish comments, just lots of I don't
(32:12):
like Jewish people. I'm going to normalize talking about Hitler,
he wrote a minute later, Hitler was so fresh. Yeah,
that's that's a guy who has fallen apart. Yeah, if
I lost everything again tonight, it was worth it. I
can die after this. I tour for the money I'd
(32:33):
rather be playing than which was made by Jewish people
something or other.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, the particulars to me, I don't have outrage for that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He's obviously lost his mind. Yeah, yeah, he's a seriously
mentally ill dude.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Not like he was ranting about cute little horses and
saying it was stupid.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That would not be forgivable. I'm strong, I'm strong. You're ready,
Katie Green.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
And.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'm strong asking Rick Lamar there, here's your host for
final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Hey, let's get a final thought from everybody on the
crew to wrap things up for the day. There is
Michelangelo in the control room pressing the buttons.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Michael, final thought. You know why, I'm glad everybody enjoyed
my cheese dip.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I'm disturbed by how many people made them sick, made
themselves sick with.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, you can't control the amount people you've got. You know,
you got a trust adults, Maybe you should say, uh,
you should have on your there, you know, only using
a closed track course or something like that. I don't know.
Maximum dosage warning. Maybe add Katie Prude and juice to
the recipe, or.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh Katie Green are esteemed to Newswoman. As a final thought, Katie,
this is actually.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Really good conversation because I have people on Twitter. I
tweeted out the recipe saying I'm already making it for
Opening Day, so this is going to start happening to
people more than once a year.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So now they have their warning. Yeah wow, Jack. Final
thought for us, here's here's a typical dumb Jack thing
to do. I ordered a pizza six minutes before kickoff.
You are not gonna get your pizza very soon if
you order it six minutes before kickoff. That is my
tip to you, even though I'm sure you already knew that. Yeah, yeah,
a bit of a popular idea. Uh.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
My final thought is okay, I admit it. I was
bitter because the game was terrible. I was rooting for
the Chiefs and they were getting moidered, and I know,
obnoxious phillies there Eagles fans, and I just said, I
had a stressful day to look forward to today. So
I'd like to apologize to the little horse, the little
Budweiser horse.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's big of you. You're a plucky little fellow. Well done,
Sam Well, Oh boy. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another
grueling four hour workday. So many people thanks a little time.
Go to Armstrong in getty dot com.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
We have more than swastiket T shirts. In fact, we
don't have any swastick at T shirts.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We have a lot of great ang swag. Look at
the Ange store. See you tomorrow. God bless America. Puns
your name. I'm Strong and Getty. That's bad in heaven.
I think your star spangled bosh. Oh my gosh, so good.
Is it a real thing? Yeah, it is no joke,
So everybody cheer. Let's go with a buying.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I know it's a cute little horse, all right, but
that doesn't make it the best head.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh come on the hell they could have that little
horse committed murder.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It would be the number one super Bowl Lady
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio of the
George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty Armstrong
and Jetty and he Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Enjoy the Super Bowl and while you can, because it's
probably one of the last ones to be shown on
broadcast TV, which is a shame because streaming is ruining
football and that's Taylor Swift's job.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So I hadn't heard that is this. Are we at
the end of broadcast TV's contracts for the Super Bowl,
in which case Jeff Bezos with Amazon for instance, somebody
could throw a tremendous amount of money at the contract.
I mean, I could see him making the calculation that
that's a win the number of people he would get
(01:04):
signed up for Prime.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I have heard nothing about this, but it wouldn't shock me.
It would be an enormous cost. But like you say,
Bezos could handle it well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And you'd bring up You'd get a lot of You'd
probably get a lot of people signed up. Yeah, it
also make a lot of people really angry.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, a lot of the games are going to streaming
services Netflix, Peacock, Amazon off games now.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, and my introduction to streaming sports was the Tyson
fight that didn't work. You couldn't freaking watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You're just too many track down your your favorite team
every week. Oh it's on the NFL network now, as
Michael said, No, it's on Netflix, it's Amazon, Amazon Prime
Today or whatever. Yeah, I don't. I'd be careful NFL,
but you got I would a lot of a product.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I would be too you As we've all seen with
lots of things, see the Oscars, tele Gas. There's a
limit with a variety of things to where people just say, nah,
nothing's quite as big as the NFL, though. It seems
to have amazing resiliency in terms of being the thing
(02:14):
that people want for.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Whatever reason, right, and the core product is so what
people want. They can really make bad moves around the
edges and people talk about it and then grumble about
it and the rest, but the core product is so
good that people just keep coming back because, like you know,
I was as pissed off and disappointed and off put
(02:38):
by the NFL as I think is possible during the
whole Black Lives Matter, everything's political kneeling on the sideline stuff.
I stopped watching for about a season, but then I
came back.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, Katie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I just had a conversation with a football fan that said,
the streaming thing has made it really difficult to be
able to flip back and forth but between games, right,
because you have to go to the home screen and
you gotta go and so that that's been a big
like ye about it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yep, that's true because you do that all Like yesterday
would have been a game where I'm going over to
the uh the other game on the other channel, uh,
because this one's a blowout, and I'll check back in
on it. But yeah, it's on some streaming service. It's
just too cumbersome. I would have not predicted the NFL
was going to come back like this. I thought it
was over the combination of like, my kids don't care
(03:26):
about the NFL and like their friends don't and I
thought so the combination between the younger generation all the
entertainment choices in the world, and then what pushed it
over the edge was the kneelin for the the you know,
the the anthem and all that different sort of stuff.
I thought it would never come back, but it has
definitely has. Remember when it dropped like percent, I mean,
(03:50):
there was a couple of years there where it was
it looked like it was going the way of because
when I grew up. We've said this a million times.
When we grew up, heavyweight boxing title was the biggest
thing in the world. Nobody cares about that anymore. Things
can go away very easily. Yeah. So a completely different topic.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The have you run in any phishing tests at your company?
These emails that give you a plausible reason to click
on a link, and when you click on it, it
says you should not have clicked on this link.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
This is a security breach.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We remind you of your hr and security computer protocols.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Now you have to do this training again. So this
is a thing. Remember that's how Hillary Clinton got our
computer system hacked into in the Russians had or emails.
Was somebody that worked in her office clicked on a
fishing link. But you're saying they're sending out your own
company is sending them to you to test you. Yeah, exactly,
(04:51):
Uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's a big thing, and they're getting more and more insidious.
This is a very targeted joke for certain music freak
friends of mine. Phishing is spelled with a PA because
Trey Anastasio invented it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Now back to the show. Yes, here's a good news
for the company I work for. I don't open any
of the company emails, so there you go, any of them,
So don't get me started. I'm in the clear. So
they start with this gal who is a.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Was she like a lab tech or something at University
of California, Santa Cruz. She studies infectious diseases, and about
a month before the start of classes, she got an
email saying there was an ebola outbreak and she thought,
oh my god, So she texted a friend to see
if they'd heard anything. Then she clicked on the link.
That's when she learned that Ebola wasn't the problem she was.
The email was a phishing test, right. It was a
(05:46):
ruse crafted by the university's Information technology department to teach
gullible workers about the dangers lurking in scam emails.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've clicked on some emails before, and not work stuff,
because like I said, I really honestly don't click the works.
But like stuff in my own personal life, you catch
you catch you at the right time, like you're busy,
you're doing a bunch of other stuff, and it's something
that like tickles your fear or oh oh no thing
(06:15):
and I've I have before, not for a long time.
I got caught by eBay one time with some sort
of I was buying something or something like that. I
got a fake eBay. It looked look exactly like a
real eBay and it was, uh, your bid didn't go
through or something like that. Oh no, what's that I
click on it? Dah no, No, Yeah, it was a disaster.
(06:38):
Actually it wasn't. Everything was fine, but it's hard to
be vigilant on that. And it's a pain in the
ass if you get an email that says your credit
card just got rejected. Okay, so now I gotta go
to the credit card app and log into that and
try to or did you just make three charges in Tarahod, Indiana?
Right exactly? Yeah, did somebody steal your card? Okay? So
(07:01):
I gotta go to my credit card app, go in there,
try to find it. If I can't find it, maybe
call their one eight ender number. That's a penny ass.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, so I would have gotten this question wrong. Phishing
was the first step in how many cyber attacks in
twenty twenty four? What percentage? No idea I would have
guessed fifty sixty. It's only fourteen percent, so that's not
the most common way. No, According to analysis of data,
breach is done by Verizon. But in spite of that,
(07:29):
the drills are making workplaces extra testy. It departments love this.
Employees say they so chaos, confusion, and shame. Maybe you
don't deserve a little shame. Let's see on Reddit, stories
abound of employees panicking or becoming enraged after phishing tests.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Let's see one Reddit poster. Reddit rage is constant about everything.
Oh yeah, oh absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
One guy said he sent all employees a notice that
said your your passwords had been changed and to click
here to fix it or reset your passwords.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Fall for that?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
In fact, I probably would, Well, yeah, that sounds like
it's so mundane, but I was a phishing test. Jack
Matt Linton once made a NASA staff or cry with
a phishing test that promised employees a chance to win
a trip to Kennedy's Space Center to view the final
launch of the Space Shuttle.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Now everyone hates me, he said after the test. I mean,
if you click on some chick with a well that's
not a chick, it's but what seems like a chick
with a stripper name who all of a sudden wants
to have sex with you. You don't remember meeting you
click on that. You deserve everything you get, but something
from your work saying you need to update your password.
(08:51):
I can see falling from that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So they talked to this other computer safety expert who
said his most successful phishing test, and this is probably
because the people involved are functionally illiterate. It was a
fake email offering free Philadelphia Eagles tickets. Michael, do we
have that clip handy? That was a four percent click
(09:16):
through rate, So that's not many Eagles fans. I mean,
they can't spell their names. So we're out of twenty
five quick through on that. That seems pretty pretty successful.
Uh uh yeah yeah. I mean when you're sending out
millions of them, unlessen, we've got to do this.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Let me hear you all saying he.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Ow ge.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
S egles, let's go Berts. Did anybody eat any horse
poop last night? Remember the first time the Eagles won
the Super Bowl? Somebody out on the street eat some horse.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Dung because they show of love and dedication to show
how much of an Eagles fan they were.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm dedicated to my team. Care about my team. That's
why I'm going to ingest the extra men of this horse.
I think I've made my boys. I think you understand.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So coming up a little bit later on this hour,
uh Justice Sonya said of my r give a speech
the other day. If you're a soup, they invite you
to make speeches all over the place. She talked about
how the court would be more highly regarded if it
wasn't so quick to overturn precedent. She's completely wrong, dishonest.
(10:32):
I don't know anything actual statistics coming up stay Tube.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And a bunch of other stuff. Oh, I need to
get to the text line. Anything about yesterday, your own
Super Bowl party, the broadcast, the game, the politics, anything
you loved, her didn't love. Text line is four one, five,
two nine five KFTC. We didn't get some good texts
(10:55):
about the super Bowl. We'll get to those next segment.
Variety of things, people, the broadcast, the game, the commercials.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Excellent snap decision. Was going to do something else, but
I'd rather do this. First of all, I was just
flipping through Twitter or do you call it X and
you know it seems to be trending big time is
defund the un Fine, wait a minute, you talk about
a gigantic, bloated program where the money goes to nobody's sure,
and most of it's spend on administration, and the whole
(11:25):
point of the thing has kind of gotten perverted.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Urin and we are by far the biggest financial supporter
of that organization, like most international organizations, it's being a perverted.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
This is a Democrat from Washington State name of Jamie Pederson,
pedas and pedophile.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Listen to what he has to say.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Kids over thirteen have the complete right to make their
own decisions about their mental health care. Parents don't have
a right to have noticed, They don't have a right
to have consent about that.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Kids over thirteen have the right to, with the help
of activist teachers. He leaves unsaid, make their own mental
health care decisions. And parents have no right to notification
and no right to approval.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And what's his position?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
He is in the state legislature, Wow, and is trying
to get that passed as a law.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
God, that's a crazy idea. That is so troubling, so troubling.
Does he have kids? I'll bet not, I bet not. Yeah,
you know what, Yeah, groomers.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
These people, whether they're grooming the kids for sexual exploitation
or political exploitation, they are unquestionably grooming kids. You tell
me another topic in which an adult says to your
kid and don't tell your parents about it, Well, that's
wholesome or even just not horrifying.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Our friend Tim Sanderfer always has that quote which I
had wish I had memorized, going back to the Wilson administration,
about the goal of making children as least like their
parents as possible was the whole philosophy to remaking America.
So that that's a lot of it. They just they
should they want to be kids and parents to be
separate because they don't want you to learn the things
(13:14):
you learn from your parents, like being independent of the state,
or you know, personal freedom is what no listening to
the government. It's what's important, right, right exactly? Yeah, Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
The idea of forcibly getting between parents and their children
so you can twist their minds, it makes me so
it's pretty young.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here's a little gall in Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You cut down an American flag and put up a
Mexican flag instead, and she's arrested.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
For it. You're not gonna tell me what to do with.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Because that flag isn't on the prosy.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, people kill you.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I'm going to see when you're hurting me, and you're
gonna regret it.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
When you kubalt.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
That's me when your kids died, When your kids die,
you're squitzing my hand and I they already no, don't
thank you, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
All right? Did anybody hear that and think you know
we should slow down these deportations? I didn't think so.
Thanks for doing our job for a sweetheart. And then
finally this unless you have another comment on that, Jack.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
As we mentioned earlier, the CBS poll they put out yesterday,
sixty percent of Americans are in favor of Trump's current
deportation plan.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yep, huge majorities. And whoops, just added three more percent.
Who heard that tape?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Uh? And then this is Maxine Waters.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Old Maxine, as I tweeted with this video on Friday,
I think it was I guess the profoundly stupid deserve
representation in Congress too, and they're sure getting it from
old Maxine.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Let's hear come.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Michael, Can you stop it?
This is outside the Department of Education, where she and
other grand standing congress morons were trying to force their
way inside to make some sort of point, and the
security guard was having none of it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Come, oh you think so look at it? Let them
see you right, Well that's his hand. Look at it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Your name?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Give me that idea again? So what I showed you?
The idea? You do what I showed you? The Would
you let me see the I t again? He will
someone else ask him for the id Will you ask
him for he won't let me see it again? You da?
(15:51):
You know what I want. I'm gotta tell my kids
this when I reached the age, A certain age just
happens everybody, And I want my kids to say, you're
at the age that if you're really worked up about something,
it's almost certainly a misunderstanding on your end. When you're
really mad about something's almost certainly something you've misunderstood. Well, yeah,
(16:13):
that would that would.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
That shit would fit better if you had made uh,
you know, your life, your your reputation, that of being
a grand standing idiot like Maxine Waters.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Goodness, what what what's that? You need? The what the what?
Id all right?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And I could go into detail on this and I
would enjoy it. But uh Sonya sot of Moyor did
a speech the other day in which.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She said, what's the quote?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I think my court would probably gather more public support
if it went a little more slowly and undoing precedent.
The public doesn't like it when justice has moved too
quickly in upheavals. Well, the Roberts Court has overturned precedent
at a far lower rate than virtually every court last
one hundred years. They're very respectful of precedent.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah. I think she's right, and the court is currently
doing what she likes. So that's interesting. Armstrong and Getty
and we'll call this a pigskin. Make people create bacon,
and everybody loves bacon. I love bacon, bacon, bacon. Ever
asked yourself how Buffalo got a team? These Wings deserve
a team.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, I figured a good teammate for Buffalo, Bill Buffalo, Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They do anything to sell food? Do I have to
be called refrigerator? Yes?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Even Peyton was in an Omaha, Oma, they're still in it.
This year we got a halftime show presented by an
Apple in a stadium named after him a Stalin.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
There's an ad for what door dash. I guess is
that what the address was Uber eats eats got a competitor.
I've done so much damage with Matthew McConaughey. So we
got a whole bunch of Super Bowl texts here, including
this one. It's kind of interesting. The most text we
got about is this whole twob thing, which I'm not
sure i'd ever heard the word before yesterday. But it's
(18:17):
a free stream free streaming service we all have. I
already have it. Everybody's telling me you've already got it, Jack,
and you can watch the super Bowl for free if
you've got it, whether you've got anything else, So okay,
I'll take your word for it. We got this text,
which I thought was interesting. A couple of things I
didn't notice about the halftime show with Kendrick Lamar. I
(18:37):
didn't mention earlier that this one cute black chick was
dancing really cool during her during the song. I just
noticed because she was a really good dancer. Then found
out later that was Serena Williams doing that. She was
there dancing, which will be explained in this text. NFL's
mixed message bothered me the most critical point missed about
(18:58):
the Super Bowl. Throughout the entire Super Bowl, you're being
preached to against hate, signs on the field, Helmet's commercials
about love for others that are different, unity with people
of all races, empathy for people going through hardships, and
the Snoop Dogg Tom Brady commercial against hate. Yet the
entire halftime show was about Kendrick Lamar's hate for fellow
rapper Drake, which included and I didn't know this, Drake's
(19:21):
ex girlfriend Serena Williams. He had Serena Williams out on
the field dancing because that's Drake's ex girlfriend. I didn't
know that. Oh my gosh. Wow. I was reading an
account of how Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Jackson was lecturing him and he would respond with his dancers,
and I say, I just.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Thought, what a troll. Though, that's a cool troll. I
think that's hilarious. Yeah, your girlfriends at the Super Bowl
halftime dancing for me?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Now, so whatever put a fifty percent tariff on Drake,
That's what I say.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The threat from Canada.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes, Katie Well and that that beef is going thick
because he called him a pedophile on stage during the
during the show he did I.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Didn't catch that. I couldn't understand any of the words,
but some of the words were and drink some CREDOPHYX. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I can't say it the way that he says it,
because you know, we'll lose our jobs.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
But I have read some about this that this is
not like kind of like Elon and Zuckerberg's kind of
for fun. No, this is two people that really really
hate each other. Yeah, it's a big beef, So Serena
must not like him anymore either to play along, I
guess more text there were.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
There were more than one person at the party I
was at, and I didn't approve of this at all.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It said, as long as we're having rappers, let's have
a p Diddy do a freak cough for the halftime
show next year. I wouldn't watch the whole thing, but
I'd probably watch enough to get just bottle of baby
oil under every seat. Huhh, my god. I'd tell the
kids to leave the room. Yeah, exactly, which fits into
some of the texts we got about the Super Bowl.
Here we go first. One. Don't get me wrong, I
(20:57):
love women, but the women that the broadcast yesterday, and
I know this was the first thing I noticed and
I flipped on the TV. They looked like hookers with
those very very short skirts and super high heels. I
flipped on the game, and you know, now you have
to have a full body shot of everybody for everything.
I don't know why, but that woman on there is like.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
What, well, wait a minute, are we taking sideline commentator, the.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hot blonde who's interviewing you know, Terry Bradshaw about you know,
who do you think is gonna have a better running game?
It's like what I mean, I understand stand a short skirt,
but that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Is like it's obligatory. Now, there's got to be a hobby.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
If she turned around, I would see her ass though
there's no way that was covering her ass. It was
barely covering her from the front her Uh you know
you yes, well shocking, horrifying. Uh. Add me to the
number of people who made themselves miserable eating too much
of Mike Langelo's cheese dip yesterday. I did I ate
wait too much. It was very good, but I ate
(21:55):
too much more and more texts about how two B
is free and you already get it. Oh, I was
talking about how in my town, I feel like this
university town, they really get a kick out of, like
really being out and about on Super Bowl afternoon to
show that we're not the kind of people that do that.
Because somebody texted I was once on a completely vacant
(22:16):
I eighty. A few Super bowls ago. I thought the
rapture had happened and I was left behind. Years ago,
the Chiefs lost. It was the season they went thirteen
and three with Steve Bono as their quarterback, and then
they lost their first game in the playoffs, and I
was so mad. I didn't watch any more football and
I didn't watch the super Bowl. It's the only year
I have watched the Super Bowl in my life. And
(22:38):
I went on a long drive and I was out
on the interstate. This was in North Carolina. It was
like the rapture. There wasn't a car anywhere. Yeah. Yeah.
We were talking about the booby ad, NonStop boobs until
they tell you at the end it's for breast cancer.
(22:59):
I a a Chinese Christian Super Bowl party. When the
breast cancer commercial came on and there was a lot
of breasts being shown, there was a mad scramble for
the remote until the end when it was identified as
a breast cancer commercial and all the doctors at the
party who moments before were trying to turn it off
were now extolling the importance of mammograms. What a funny
(23:19):
scene followed by this text, I'd love to see them
make the same ad for testicular cancer. That's kind of
fol Yeah. Oh the okay, So Joe, in a very
cruel fashion, mocked. I believe he used the word simpletons
(23:40):
to describe the people who liked the Budweiser commercial with
the little horse. I didn't agree with him, of course,
but he is some prejudicial language about the sort of
people who liked the Budweiser commercial, which ranked is the
number one commercial of America according to Admeter.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Anyway, saw the text I fall off the bagging and
he pushed the keg on the way I crossed the
legs cape all the way to the bar.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Because little horses are cute. We got a text standing
up for the people who love that at I assume
you're a sophomore in high school girl. Anyway, the point
of the little horse in the Budweiser commercial was that
he was too young and too little to be part
of the team, but so pushing the keg all the way.
(24:25):
He was trying to prove that he was big enough
and useful, and it was adorable. So there you go,
Trey Adorbs. You got a little horse. That's all I need.
What what commercial is the most disturbing? I was voting
for the fleshy cowboy hat, which I just oh, I
didn't want to think about it.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Please seal is a seal? Thought that other one was
off putting. I'd forgotten about this one.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The disconnected disco tongue commercial made entire party gag and yell.
Oh yeah, that one was ranked like number fifty six.
It was terrible. Oh my god? How was the coffee
mate like spray cream one? Henry and I both would
I mean a couple of the shapes that tongue made
were highly disturbing. Dancing tongue was the most disturbing visual
(25:10):
to me. I agree, uh, somebody else who really liked
the Dorido's ufo ad I did like the ufo beating
the ouse out of that? Oh yeah, that was funny
against the wall. So listen. Oh granted, I'm old and bitter.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's fine, freely confessed, but Budweiser and their ad agency
trots out no pun intended, a new cute little Clydesdale
overcomes something and proves it's worth add a year after
year after year, and it's just it's it's just darling
get emotional manipulation.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
First, I almost said it again.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Look, it's a fine American style pilsner beer.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I've drunk them to excess. It's a fine beer. I
like it. But what's it got to do with little Clydesdale.
Stop with that? What happened to me?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It could be anything, right, go with golden retrievers for
a couple of years, or I don't know, ducklings. So
you had these horses pull your wagons back in the day,
maybe once, and now it's all for show.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I just it's just it's again, it's just manipulative. It
has nothing to do with your product. You also didn't
like the little girl on the potato, which another person
liked the adeline. It was cute, all right, it was
really cute. I feel like a clyde Dale. She was
raising a dam potato for lace potato chips, Katie.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
I feel like a Clydesdale is a symbol of like
patriotism and you just hate it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
What's like a good American horse?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I'm not anti Clydesdale. You're missing the point. If there
was an ad for I don't know what do I like.
I'm wearing uh on Cloud running shoes. Okay, right now?
If on Cloud had a big Super Bowl ad with
a mother painfully giving birth and then holding her baby
in her arms and feeling the young the love that
(27:04):
it can only be between a mother and a baby
on Cloud running shoes, that would happens much to do
with the freaking little horse as the beer does.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
If you know that, right? Yeah, I agree at some point,
it is just that it is just that, right, just
somebody nuzzling a puppy. No it, look at this puppy.
Hold the puppy. Up's cute.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Nuzzle a puppy kmart? Yeah, okay, what's the connection again?
My capacity for joy has died.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Pity me. It's it's fine, don't hate me. Pity me.
What happened to the ads of the nineties. I'm Bob
Dole and I can't get an erection. Those were good ads. Wow,
old politicians with a rectal dysfunction. Huh. I don't think
he was in every ad. Just that's the one. Jeez,
I'll tell you who was in every ad. Gronk, there's
(27:56):
gotta be. It's like you learn and economics one on one,
the finishing returns thing. Yes, like you know, the enjoyment
you get out of one ice cream cone, but the
second ice cream cone not so much. But let me
get to the fifth. You hate them? It doesn't Gronk
have that problem. And if I'm signing him up to
do you know if we bought him for an Armstrong
and Getty commercial and I found out, oh, you're gonna
be on fifty other ads, I don't think we're gonna
(28:19):
get any minded job having Gronk and our Armstrong in
Getty ad.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I just think he has a good agent who said, look,
we're not doing exclusives right now, but there's there's nothing
else in the wind that we're aware of. You're in
every single ad because he realizes this big lunkhead's appeal
is only going to last a couple of more years.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Let's just cash in the big lunkhead. We will finish
strong next arm Strong and.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Yetty and officials in Fort Lauderdale are keeping a close
eye on the city's coastline. This weekend, beaches were closed
for a time after balls of tar were spotted on
the shoreline. Swimmers were told to stay away. Other beaches
in the air also reported seeing the oily substances.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The coast Guard is now investigating. But you don't like
balls of tar on your beach, all right, ricky So.
Kanye the musician went nuts on Twitter over the weekend,
posted a slow I'm reading now from a publication or
all publications. A slow of anti semitic and misogynist content.
(29:21):
Also targeted ill children as part of several posts claiming
that he only interacts with people are useful to him
and that he has no respect or empathy for others.
For instance, this tweet, I turned down three photos this
week with Make a Wish kids and wheelchairs just out
of nowhere, he tweets, I've.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Got the what the hell look on my face? I
just I don't know what to make of that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Nobody's sure what was going on there. Alongside his post
about the Make a Wish children call it, Kanye also
shared his support for p Diddy. Why he's manic, he is,
That's what he's doing in Psycho Yeah. Then he went
to Instagram, where he shared a video of himself facetiming
(30:07):
P Diddy's son and how he's down with P Diddy
and something earl. There then lots of stuff about the
Jews that he's always into and what's the latest there, Katie.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
So he had an advertisement during the Super Bowl, but
it was only in the Los Angeles market, and he's
in a dentist's chair, clearly somewhat high, and he's talking
about I spent all my money on a commercial in
these new teeth, so I had to shoot it on
an iPhone. Go to easy dot com. Well, you go
to easy dot com. The only thing on that website
(30:41):
is a T shirt with a swastika on it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh boy, that's it now. The being down was Diddy thing?
I get.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He just trotted his poor prisoner wife out naked for
the Grammys, so he's obviously down with the porn and
sexual exploitation. But Derfurer is, well, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
If you've ever dealt with children, I guess it doesn't
have to be children. I've known some immature adult adults
go on this sort of thing where you go on
some sort of rant where you're like trying to be hated.
It's some sort of you're feeling bad about yourself, like
(31:25):
you feel like you're a piece of crap, and you're
like going out of your way to make them tell
you your piece of crap or something, you know what
I'm talking about. Like it's like rage bait. I've never
done it, but I've seen people do it, and it's
kind of sad, like it's it's confusing at first, and
then you realize, Okay, they're really in a bad place
right now and they're like going out of their way
to be awful to get attention. Oh wow, I've seen
(31:46):
this before, and I think that's what Kanye's doing. And
he's open about the fact that he's mentally ill, right,
he's bipolar and everything like that. For instance his tweet,
any Jewish person that does business with me needs to
know that I do not like or trust any Jewish person.
And this is completely sober with no hennessy. I'm never
apologizing for my Jewish comments, just lots of I don't
(32:12):
like Jewish people. I'm going to normalize talking about Hitler,
he wrote a minute later, Hitler was so fresh. Yeah,
that's that's a guy who has fallen apart. Yeah, if
I lost everything again tonight, it was worth it. I
can die after this. I tour for the money I'd
(32:33):
rather be playing than which was made by Jewish people
something or other.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, the particulars to me, I don't have outrage for that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He's obviously lost his mind. Yeah, yeah, he's a seriously
mentally ill dude.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Not like he was ranting about cute little horses and
saying it was stupid.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That would not be forgivable. I'm strong, I'm strong. You're ready,
Katie Green.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
And.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'm strong asking Rick Lamar there, here's your host for
final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Hey, let's get a final thought from everybody on the
crew to wrap things up for the day. There is
Michelangelo in the control room pressing the buttons.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Michael, final thought. You know why, I'm glad everybody enjoyed
my cheese dip.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I'm disturbed by how many people made them sick, made
themselves sick with.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, you can't control the amount people you've got. You know,
you got a trust adults, Maybe you should say, uh,
you should have on your there, you know, only using
a closed track course or something like that. I don't know.
Maximum dosage warning. Maybe add Katie Prude and juice to
the recipe, or.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh Katie Green are esteemed to Newswoman. As a final thought, Katie,
this is actually.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Really good conversation because I have people on Twitter. I
tweeted out the recipe saying I'm already making it for
Opening Day, so this is going to start happening to
people more than once a year.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So now they have their warning. Yeah wow, Jack. Final
thought for us, here's here's a typical dumb Jack thing
to do. I ordered a pizza six minutes before kickoff.
You are not gonna get your pizza very soon if
you order it six minutes before kickoff. That is my
tip to you, even though I'm sure you already knew that. Yeah, yeah,
a bit of a popular idea. Uh.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
My final thought is okay, I admit it. I was
bitter because the game was terrible. I was rooting for
the Chiefs and they were getting moidered, and I know,
obnoxious phillies there Eagles fans, and I just said, I
had a stressful day to look forward to today. So
I'd like to apologize to the little horse, the little
Budweiser horse.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's big of you. You're a plucky little fellow. Well done,
Sam Well, Oh boy. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another
grueling four hour workday. So many people thanks a little time.
Go to Armstrong in getty dot com.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
We have more than swastiket T shirts. In fact, we
don't have any swastick at T shirts.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We have a lot of great ang swag. Look at
the Ange store. See you tomorrow. God bless America. Puns
your name. I'm Strong and Getty. That's bad in heaven.
I think your star spangled bosh. Oh my gosh, so good.
Is it a real thing? Yeah, it is no joke,
So everybody cheer. Let's go with a buying.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I know it's a cute little horse, all right, but
that doesn't make it the best head.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh come on the hell they could have that little
horse committed murder.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It would be the number one super Bowl Lady
Speaker 1 (35:26):
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