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August 11, 2025 9 mins

On the Monday August 11, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...

  • Jack's initial topic is waylaid after he realizes that his 2nd topic is far more interesting!  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't read, but I smoke a lot of pot.
It's one more thing.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm one more thing.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Before we get to positive and negative traits for men
for dating. I was going to do this story maybe
in a future podcast. It's damned interesting. It's a little edgy.
Maybe later in the week. The Only Fans star with
two vaginas. That's making so much money?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh, come on, wowow wow, no waiting, Well, I just
I is there more to the story.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
There is a lot more to the story. That's funny.
Hanson just said in my ear. Do tell oh. I
feel like now I've got us hooked into this story
and I'm not gonna be able to do the original thing.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
H Jina's for the next one more thing or the
one after that.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So you want to hear about the two vaginas or
my original I mean, I feel like I feel like
I've got to now. Her name is Annie Charlotte. She
makes two.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
First names to go with their two of jjs.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
She's making really good money in Only Fans because she
has a rare condition in which she has two vaginas.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
She's cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
What do you mean she's cheating?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
She has too she can make more money on only fans.
That's not fair.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well she's worn, now there's not.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
This is a free market. What are you a communist?
To each according to their vagina, from each according to
their well, I don't even.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You might find and she's hot, she is. That helps,
But you might find this interesting, Katie. Zero point three
percent of women worldwide have did dilfius, which means to uterses,
two cervixes, and two vaginas.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I was just gonna ask if it's the complete setter,
just the.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You know, so that means two periods? No thanks, never mind,
get that way.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And what if the cycles aren't lined up so you
have every two weeks?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Sounds like that sounds.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I have a feeling it would line up, But what
hell would be like? I'm not an obg.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm surprised its two point three percent. That's more than
I would have guessed worldwide.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
So one third of one percent is one woman out
of three hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, it doesn't seem like that could possibly be, wouldn't
I have run into one by now?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
A couple of things you know, Wilt Chamberlain.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
A couple of things you need to know about me?
I snore, I really like cats and I have an
extra vagina. Well yeah, no waiting, I don't see that
wouldn't actually be any benefit to me as a man.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
For obvious reasons. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with this podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Who would be? Anyway? She decided, Uh, she is out
dating and stuff and like that. She said, why am
I sending nudes for free and getting heartbroken? Uh? And
she was having sex with various dudes and just out
living her single life. Sounds like she might have been
a bit of a tramp. But anyway, she decided to

(03:07):
go on only fans and make money and get rich,
and it's been working out for pretty good. She said,
I do everything. I have two vaginas. I have done
plenty of content involving men and my dose vaginas.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's good. It seems like a good choice to make
given her situation.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And it seemed from the story I read that it
has gone from just showing the fact that I've got this.
This is the way porn works, though there is a
joke and Seinfeld many many years ago, until you get
to spit out the bottom of the porn industry, that
is kind of way that industry works. You can start
at a level that maybe you could tolerate it emotionally

(03:54):
or morally, but you have to do more and more
and more crazy, awful, degrading things to stay in the industry.
And it sounds like she's kind of headed down that
road where she's doing more things with her unique characteristics
to make a living. But it talked in there about
the guys that are just obsessed with her and around

(04:16):
the world and email her and have shrines to her
and want to buy her bed sheets that she slept in,
and just that sort of thing. There's a lot of
creep o's in the world.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I see this story, and I'm such a prude because
the first thing that could comes to my mind is like,
what about her dad thin her family saying this.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Isn't there a guy out there with two penises that
can meet her and they have blissful love there happily.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
You just don't get along. There's actually a very funny
limerick on that theme.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
We have to get along. I've got two penises, you've
got two vaginas. We've got to find a way to
make this work.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
The beginning of the uh the limerick, And I will
give you only the beginning, because a I am a
gentleman and b I don't actually remember the exact wording
which you need for a Limerick. Alvin Murdoch had a
corkscrew right, and the punchline has to do with but

(05:18):
it was a left handed thread.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh that's unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, you imagine the irony you think you've met the
love of your life and then there exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Because she's.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Screw anatomy as well. But the thread is anyway, Yes,
it's unfortunate and disappointing for all involved.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't want to get to seventh grade boy locker room.
But do you picture them being uh like upper bunk,
lower bunk or side by side like headlights? How do
you see? I actually go ahead, but you're picturing bunks.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm actually looking into an account of.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Joe googled the pictures of women to enjoy the feed.
Get on your social media exactly for the.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Great There goes your algorithm.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh boy, it wasn't good to begin with. She's got
the whole set, each with its own reproductive system that
angles outwards toward each hip on each if JJ I
have the cervix uterus and only one over you atta
so side by side like headlights. Yeah, essentially. Wow, she

(06:44):
was in sex work in Australia, where it's completely legal
to have two virginas why would it be against the law,
and was able to use one for work in the
other one for her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wow, I save this one for you. This is the
one on the left, is the special.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
One from the door on the right place. Yes, that
might be that.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So that was very clever of her.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, I could go down the hall door on the
right and.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
This one this on this this is the trampy one
over here, this one is the special love her.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I'm saving myself from marriage over here anyway, Uh yeah,
it's uh. Her sexual response is different on each side
and way conductively their realities. That's just no interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I still find it hard to believe that the percentages
that Hi, there can't be one out of three hundred
of you women out there, because millions of people listening
to these podcasts. I mean, we get millions of downloads,
so we got people listening. Statistically almost certainly now are
saying yeah, I got I got two.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
That's just that's wild to me that there there's that many.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know, you'd have thought I'd have heard of this
more often.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
What about pregnancy, I mean, could you have one?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You can't get pregnant. She found that out when she
was sixteen.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
But there's also she said she's been receiving messages online
from other women who have this condition, who have had pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
So, yeah, it's funny. I'm scrolling through the results for
this search, which was considerably more scholarly than Jack was
inferring her lie, and they just it's the gal from
the New York Post. In this Australian gal, it's like
the only people they quote.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
The most interesting part of the story is finding out
that she has one for being a trollope and the
other side she saves for people she loves. Right, what
an interesting idea.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I've not walked a mile in her I presume just
two shoes, but she's got seven feet. I'd have to
think about how I would deal with that, or are
we to criticize?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, maybe tomorrow we'll get to the hobbies women find
most attractive in men, and we won't talk about people
with multiple sets of genitalia.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Unless it just comes up organically.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Unless it's in the news.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Right, Well, I guess that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
God dang it.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Plus, at least she keeps them separate so she doesn't
bring her work home with her
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