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August 13, 2025 11 mins

On the Wednesday August 13, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...

  • Jack & Katie talk about a list of the most attractive hobbies that a man can have--according to women!  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I like to smoke pot and gamble on porn, want
to go out. It's one more thing. End of podcast.
This is what we were going to do the other
day and we what topic did we get off on? Oh,
the woman with tu vaginas?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
That was it. We went with classier fare.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That was quite a choice. And again one of the
questions was is it like bunk beds one above one
or below or is it like headlights? And it turns
out it's like headlights, and I pictured bunk beds for
some reason, so did I. Anyway, let's not get distracted
by this again. This survey is the most attractive hobby
a man can have, according to women. So I guess

(00:46):
this has got to do with dating apps and things
that you list that you like to do, and then
there must have been some sort of things you're into,
because nobody would put some of these on a dating app.
But anyway, it's got the most important to the most
most liked, the least like like. The number one most

(01:08):
attractive hobby to women according to this was reading. It
ninety eight point two percent of women checked yes for
reading as a positive.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I could see that as a positive.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, how would it be a negative. So even if
you're not into it, or even if you don't care
what he reads or whatever, it's just it's got to
be a good sign that he reads. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
My husband loves to read.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
On the other hand, it has to be a book
that has my undivided attention from cover to cover, or
else it'll lose me.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
My kids mock me all the time because I tell
him attle time, like, if I could do anything today,
I'd spend the entire afternoon reading like you're the weirdest
person in the World's cool. But number two on that
was Noah, foreign language, I don't know. That doesn't impress me.
It used to until I realized your brain is either

(02:01):
built to pick up a foreign language or it's not.
It's got nothing to do with anything else. And if
you can, good for you. I can't. I can try
as hard as I want the rest of my life.
I'm not going to pick up a foreign language.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I took three years of Spanish, and I know, na
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Do you know how many people I know who have
said that in my life, three to five years of
Spanish and they can say the same number of things
I can say having taken no Spanish.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, I can barely ask where the bathroom is in
like four out of five times, I'll say the library.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
On accident, Say then you're urinating in the library. Nobody's
happy with that, you know. Number three playing an instrument.
I have found personally my personal experience in terms of
oppressing women, that seems to rank fairly high. Tis hot,
but it always seems to work. Cooking, gotta keep your

(02:52):
mouth shut on that one. I cannot cook that, Jack,
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Okay, hang on, we were gonna have we had this
personal conversation via text.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Have you looked into the crockpot at all?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I've got to I believe you. I believe it one
hundred percent that I could up my game instantly by
buying a crockpot. And they're like twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Bucks, and and the kids would be like, Dad, you
made this walk around all, you know, in your your
denim outfit.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, look at me.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Go Yeah, Katie's right to crockpot is awesome. It is.
I've got to do that today. Yeah, and leave myself
a note get the crockpot, because I mean, there's something
it makes my life easier. It's healthier, yep, delicious, cheaper.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You get home, you have the ingredients, throw it in there,
turn it on, and you can leave the house, go
about your day.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Dinner time, everything's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Just lay around the house and my denim outfit in
my Sydney Sweeney pose, waiting for the food door.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh yeah, reading your Taylor Swift book. It's all good.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Uh then uh? Woodworking, painting, writing, gardening, swimming, photography round
out the top ten. Astronomy is eleventh. I gotta say,
I don't know. I mean, I don't do dating apps.
But if I did dating apps, if I feel like
I put my hobby was astronomy, it wouldn't draw a
lot of chicks.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't look at that and go,
oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Let's go to the bottom of the list. The least
attractive hobby to women that men have is manosphere. So
that's dudes who like super duty stuff like Joe Rogan
podcast or the Tape Brothers podcast, or probably watching UFC,

(04:34):
just like super over the top man stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm laughing because you just described true well, no.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That there's nothing wrong with this. I wouldn't say there's
anything wrong with those things. It's just as an attractive quality.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, And you know what, It's funny because I never
thought of it even as a quality.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's just something that hes he enjoys.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, sure, he lives in the man fear. Second least
attractive hobby to women. Gambling. Oh, I gamble a lot ton,
I risk, I work hard, but I spend it on
at the casino.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, hey baby, let's hit the slots.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
But gambling gets less approval than porn. And I'm surprised
by that only eleven percent of women found that attractive
in a man. You're a weird chick. I like a
guy who watches lots.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Of porn, unless you're kind of a freak like him
and like to watch it together.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
But I guess what's your sense of how many women
watch porn? I've always assumed nobody.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know one.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Out of all of the women I know, not one
of them have ever mentioned, hey, I saw this moon
of this weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I've never noticed that either.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Arguing online the fourth least attractive hobby for men. It's
your hobby, arguing. I love to go online and just
argue with idiots.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
By that's a rough existence.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, I don't know what this one is Funko.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh god, those pop figures that the little the Funko
pops you get it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It was like if I wear too many clothes on
a hot day and I'm outside all day long, I
got a bit of a funk o going.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now, the Funko they're they're kind of the popular.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They like a big head and they come in characters
from all TV shows, all bands hearing on.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Actually it's like a bibblehead. Yeah, is it different than
a bobblehead?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Sort of?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Do you know what a funko is? Michael, no clue,
never heard of him. Apparently they're popular. Katy is going
to get one to show to me.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
This is like a rand and stimpy one. But they
come in these little pop boxes and you see them.
They're at like toy shops and right, but they're like
a big bobblehead toy and you can get them custom
made and people that collect these collect these into like
the thousands, and it's bizarre.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, emphasis on the word toy. Yeah, big a dude's
got a toy collection. Maybe watch out for that. Smoking
pot doesn't pull very well, although it's at sixteen percent
as opposed to porn, which is ten cigars doesn't pull

(07:14):
very well.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
The smell, I know, gets to a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Chicks don't like to smell of cigars. You don't see
many women smoking cigar. When I was in Key West,
I bought a really good cigar because they got the
Cuban cigars there. I bought a really good cigar and
I was walking down to Vall Street in Key West
at night. Now, I was about as happy as I've
been in a long time. But I don't want to
get mouth cancer and have my tongue removed.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
So you just chew on it because I know some
people that cho want you smoke it.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, chew on my friend.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Well it's not. My friend's one of my parents' friends.
But he just sits there at naws on one after
that dinner. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
And then rounding out the top ten, clubbing, Oh god,
here's a woman and you run into a guy who
is likes clubbing. He's gay. You're wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
He's gay or where he's twenty one, right.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And he's only going to the club to meet girls.
He's not because he.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Likes the club BINGO.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
You have a no women allowed here night and the
club is going to be empty. There's not gonna be
any guys there.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's called a gay club.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
God, I used to My least favorite thing is when
I was a young man, gladys. I like I like drinking.
I like being at the pool hall. Be me and
the dudes. We're playing pool, we're drinking beer, there's sports
on the TV. We're having a shuffle board. We're having
the time of our lives. You'd say, let's go over
to the whatever the club is nearby, and town like,
why it doesn't get any better than this, Well, there

(08:39):
are any girls here, we're gonna go over there. What
happens every single time we go over there. We stand
around by ourselves, and then we go out to a
restaurant and eating home and go to bed. It's not
like we ever end up with any girls. Let's just
stay here. But I always lost that argument.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I never understood that. I went to one club in
San Francisco. What that Oh, it was called supper club,
that was what it was called. And I I just
remember it was around my twenty third birthday and we
went and all the girls were all dulled up. I
was wearing heels that made my feet bleed.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Twenty minutes into the night like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
But they have a black room and a white room,
so all the furnitures black in one room and all
the furnitures this pristine white in.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The other room. But the white room was just filled
with couches and these drunk morals were just laying on them.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
With their drinks, and two people are making out over here,
and my friends.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like, let's go grab a couch, and I'm like, do
you see what's happening on these couches?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh god, it was just gross.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And yeah, the guys didn't I mean, they were not
there for anything other than to find the drunk girl
to go grind.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Sure. Sure ugh. For some reason, that reminds me of
one time I was sitting in an outside bar in
the college town I live in at night and there
was a group of guys that came down the street
chanting and I couldn't hear what they were saying until
they got close, and they were like, what are we
looking for? A girl with low self esteem? Where do
we want her?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Thought, huh, that's what they're looking for. And the woman
I was with at the times said to me, and
they will find one.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, at least they were honest.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, yeah, And I don't know. Maybe that's helps her
self esteem, So who am I to judge? So and
then rounding up the ten only it's not as low
as I thought it would be. Twenty four percent of
women find it attractive men that are really into makeup?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay again, Okay again, he's gay. What do you mean
into makeup?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So I don't know what that means either. So if
you're a dude and you're gonna list your hobbies to
a woman, if she asked, what are you into? If
you say I like to gamble on porn in the
manisphere with my Funko at my side, you're not going
to find a woman that way.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
There's alone forever.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Say you liked to what was the other list?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So you like to read while taking pictures?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
And I like to read in Spanish while I play
my guitar with something on the stove. That's how you
find a girl.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Marry me now.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
And put on an eyeliner. Well, I guess that's it.
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