April 16, 2024 • 30 mins
Discovering udio the AI song generator, which has become like a new toy for Conway and Thompson. / Recent break-in happened at Newport Beach // AI-song generator has taken off in the iHeart offices after premiering The Ding-Dong Song / Careful when criticizing AI because it can easily exact revenge // Newport Beach break-in happened at a gated community, and there was a relationship between the victim and the suspects that has clearly soured / Separating consumption of true-crime content from real life fear // Bellio’s past with Bill Gates / Nate Bargatze comedic bit, and Chris Little’s experience recently seeing Nate live / Steve Martin documentary is now available on Apple TV
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Allright, Mark Thompson wrote a song Tim
has turned I mean, is itfor your show? Yeah? I just
wrote it because it's so It's allI could think. I was like,
you know, Tim has discovered thisincredible program. It's AI generated. You
(00:21):
enter a few words and it willwrite any style of music. It'll write
a Broadway show tune, it'll writea hip hop song anything. So Bellio
turned me on to it. BELLYO, how do we hear about it?
Somebody email this right? Yes?What was the guy's name? Do you
remember? Matthew Anderson? Matthew Anderson? All right, the Matt Anderson the
(00:43):
works here? Yeah? No,isn't there a Matta Anderson the work that
is absolutely right? Engineering? Okay, this is different? Oh, I
say, there's it different Matt Anderson, A lot of them. I didn't
know that anyway. This is it'scalled it's called udio. It's audio with
that out the a U d iodot com. I believe, and it's
(01:04):
you can't get and I can't giveit up. I can see Tim all
night. I was up till sixa M too. I don't know.
I guess I wrote that. That'swild. Yeah, the lyrics are yeah,
(01:30):
so there you go. That's great, dude, that's right. Yeah,
this is the one that I Thisis the first song I've ever written
in my life thanks to AI.I partnered up with AI. Yeah,
but this is the song that Iplugged in like fifteen to twenty keywords and
I wrote this song the other dayon the airways cool the Conway crew came
(01:56):
on bringing news to you in bankswhere the sky stave boot talpping where the
traffic and sports fills to the laughechoes, radio raving ding gong with jokes.
The mood is never gone, youknow. One part of it I
(02:16):
don't understand. And and Angel andBelly are you always have great ears.
You got to help me figure thisout. Hopping where the traffic and sports
fills to talking weather, traffic andsports stills too, talking where the traffic
and sports fields too, and sportssports sports spores to oh sports sports to
(02:38):
wow, talking where the traffic andsports feels too. It's like traffic and
sports fills to sports fills sports sportsfields too. Yeah, sounds like fields
sports fills like it fills the airtime. I think you guys are all screwed.
(03:01):
What h It's interesting also we kindof skip over this fact, but
it's also true that that is anAI generated voice. It is. I
mean, it sounds completely authentic.And you know when you play that song
on your YouTube show, you ownthat song. Yeah, so you can't
have YouTube shut you down because ofcopyright, which they do a lot.
(03:22):
They do it all the time.They're always searching for use of music that's
not authorized. We can play thehell out of that song. This is
really cool. It's you know,I mean, there are huge jingle companies
that you know, I'm for everythingfrom carpet cleaning services to banks to be
you know to a like a bigbank like b of A, Yeah,
that are looking for stuff. Andyou know you can sit there and pound
away on it for an hour withdifferent kinds of combinations and then go into
(03:45):
a big meeting and go, hey, what do you think of these jingles?
I just you know, you know, there's Moe Kelly was always I'm
always jealous. Moe Kelly is agreat theme song that he plays stephas Do
you do you know where that is? With the Moe Kelly, the theme
song that mentions in him and thewhole crew, the Moke intro. Yeah,
no, there's no Remo Kelly songlike you know Mo's on in the
evening and he talks about me.Yeah, he's got a lot of those.
(04:09):
I don't know which one you're talkingabout, but could you play any
of our Do you know where theyare? Yeah? It got to give
me a second. Those are yeah, I think they have You got him
now? Well, you know,I think he meant it as a figure
of speech. The uh you knowhow safe deposit boxes have two keys to
open the box. Yes, youneed two keys to get into Moe's audio
(04:29):
stuff. Yeah, it's it's adouble You need two keys really to get
into Steph Woosh's life. He's veryuh guarded. I don't blame him.
Yeah, he knows that you canbe exposed in ways that are not always
flattering. And I I got thisfrom a sports Arnie Spaniard. Arnie Spaniard.
Yes, but we give we giveStephus a gift every Christmas. You
(04:54):
know, we give him like alike Ohio Farm sausage Stree Farms. Okay,
we guess we get some sausage.He gets a little bag of chips,
sardines can and some pancake mix.Yeah, and then we get to
you know, beat him up forus this year, and he doesn't think
that's a fair trade. It's weirdlike something like this. Oh that's very
(05:24):
cool. Oh that's very cool.But I think he had those professionally made.
I don't think those are AI generated. No, no way. Yeah,
those don't sound too good. Allright, we come back. Newport
Beach has had a home invasion.I've been telling people forever, you burglars
(05:45):
out there, you home invaders.I've been talking to you for twenty five
years and telling Younge County, SouthOrange County. Yeah, it's not your
friend with the home invasion. Yeah. Tim's made this point repeatedly. I
could have saved you so much trouble. And I've tried. I've tried.
I've tried to tell you not todo it in Newport, not to do
it in South Orange County, don'tdo it in see Me Valley. Every
(06:08):
other every other house there is acop or a fireman and you're gonna get
blown away. They're going to killyou. And that happened, you know,
or Newport Beach is not the hangfor that. It's just not.
There are too many people there withtoo much money, and they all have
weapons and the and they all havea great relationship with the cops. They
have a great relationship with their neighbors. And it's and it's a recipe for
(06:30):
your for death for you. Well, these people knew each other, though
this will be we'll get to thestory next, because I think there's more
here than just a random home inmine. I think you're right too.
But even if you, if youknow him or don't know them, man,
Newport Beach is not your place tof around. The mayor is serious
about crime. The chief of policeis serious about crime, and the top
that and if you get by bothof those, the DA is serious about
(06:53):
crime. And when you have thosethree, the mayor, the chief of
police, and the DA all workingto put you in the case and you're
going away. Either you're gonna bein jail or prison for a long time,
or you're gonna be shot dead.Those are your options, essentially,
essentially, So don't do it.Don't do it in South Orange County and
especially Newport Beach. It's not itis not a great life plan. It
(07:16):
is a short way, a veryquick way to exit this planet. Oh
come back. I've been trying totell you for twenty five years, and
this poor lad didn't listen. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. So westarted talking about this this AI generated song
(07:38):
website, and I've never introduced anythingto the show and to this floor that's
taken off like this. Yeah,this is really like bringing fire to us
or bringing the wheel in some hugediscovery. I got it from Bello,
of course, Bellio's on the cuttingedge of modern technology. Got Matt Anderson,
(08:01):
and I brought it in here,played a song that they created for
US. AI generated song about thisshow. And then Mark Thompson, who
I've I've probably told you about fiftywebsites a year or so, like I
go to this one, this one, this app. You never looked at
any of them. You like me, but you hooked up and you started
writing songs. And then Tim Kits, who works down the hall producing Petro's
(08:26):
Money Show, I go, hey, I wrote this song for the show
on AI on this website. He'slike, oh, yeah, I'm busy.
I'm doing the Dodger post or prewhatever. I said okay, and
then I played the song for me. He goes, oh, that's great.
And now he's written songs for hisdaughter already, yeah, and for
Petro's and money and the thing wasfunny about cats. As he came in
and he didn't have time to listento Conway's entire song a second, he
(08:50):
got the concept, he heard theinitial part, and then he split.
He split, and then he wroteall these songs. So and since then
he's been writing all these songs.And the song that everyone's talking about is
this AI generated song. I pluggedin fifteen to twenty keywords and in less
than a minute it wrote a songthat sounds exactly like this. The other
(09:15):
day on the airways, cool,what did you? I'm sorry, ahead,
what what? What did you promptit with? I want to know
the exact prompts because it started withthe other with something that starts with these
weird lyrics. The other day inthe other day on the airways, cool,
(09:39):
I don't know it just another dayon the airwaves, cool created that.
Okay, I don't know, Idon't know. Okay, you didn't
you didn't know, I didn't,dude, say it right? The other
day cool? Other day. Ijust it generated. It needed a rhyme
for Conway, so it said theother day. I think I think that's
what it was. It's just theother day on the airways cool. The
(10:05):
Conway crew came on bringing news toyou in Burbank's Heart, where the sky
sty boot talking, where the trafficand sports feels to sit a laugh that
echoes reading your reading ding Dong withjokes. The mood is never gone,
(10:28):
it is. I like the lastpart of it here. It's sort of
clunky, but I like it.Ding Dong with jokes. The mood is
never gone. The mood is nevergone. I like that. I like
that. Yeah. The more Ihear it, the more I can.
I think we can tweak it.Really, yeah, I really do,
Jim, I don't mean that.I don't mean to, you know,
be a wet blanket, okay,but I'm trying to. I enjoy it,
(10:48):
obviously, I like it. Sure, I'm just thinking it's it's it
can be better, Okay. Soit's not me. It's Mark Thompson that
hates AI. It's not. Ididn't say I hate it Ai. If
you're listening, it can be tweakedup a little bit. I was gonna
say. That's a good thing aboutAI is you can criticize it all you
want. It's not gonna get offended. I would not bet on that.
(11:09):
I would not bet on that AIcan make your life a living hell.
It really can. Well, Imean a I can call swat on you.
AI can take it. Can canknock out the air conditioning in your
house, the electricity in your house, the gas, the water. AI
can destroy your life. No,if you told your AI when in the
future, you won't have to tellit. You can just criticize AI on
(11:31):
the air and AI will hear it, and I AI will destroy you.
It could. It could wipe outyour car, your computer, your bank,
everything. It could send SWAT toyour your house. It could do
a lot. It could wipe youout. Don't criticize AI. No,
don't do it. This is athis is good advice. Don't do it.
Man, AI is gonna is goingto run this world, and they
(11:54):
don't want to look back on AUDIOand like, oh, remember a year
ago you said you hated us,Well, how about this SWAT's over.
You know it's it could get crazy, It could get crazy. Don't criticize
any don't do it. All right, I when we come back, we'll
do it. Well, it's ahorrible, horrible scene in Newport Beach.
I promise the first story we do, we'll come back and talk about this
(12:16):
home invasion in Newport Beach, California. You just write down the four or
five freeway. It was a reallybusy morning started around four thirty four to
forty this morning, really busy inNewport. You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're
on demand from KFI Am six forty. We have a home invasion, not
(12:37):
good in Newport Beach. Let's findout what happened here in Newport Beach late
last night, early early this morning. Neighbors and authorities are calling a crime
like this one very rare. Itall took place inside the gated community that
you see behind me. You couldtell that there's a twenty four hour guard
around the clock. So right now, authorities are trying to figure out just
how exactly these suspects were able tomake it onto the property. But one
(13:01):
thing we know for sure is thatthe suspects and the victims knew each other.
Now, this is a really shockingcrime. Newport Beach residents living in
the Pelican Heights community of Newport Coast, oh. I didn't know this was
Pelican Heights. This is Krem dela Krem, this is. These are
guys with serious money, mega megabucks. This is you know, five six
(13:22):
ten million dollar homes are shaken bya Violet home invasion Tuesday morning. I
heard and saw very loud helicopter circledaround and around and around our backyards for
like an hour. Around four fortyfive am, police officers were called out
to a home on Vistallucci about apossible home invasion. Investigators say two intruders
(13:43):
got into the home through a sidedoor. That's when they were confronted by
a man inside the home who openedfire using a rifle. We know that
there is a relationship between the suspects, the two suspects and the victims,
the residents. Okay, what didthey say here between women? Hold on
one sec let's go back. Weknow that there is a relationship. Okay,
(14:03):
we know that there's a relationship thathas soured. That had to have
soured. Guy shooting at the otherguy. There's no way that relationship is
as good as it was yesterday.There's no way. We know that there
is a relationship. There was arelationship between the suspects, the two suspects
(14:24):
and the victims to the residents.Authorities found one of the suspects, armed
with a gun, laying in thestreet suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. He
was taken to a hospital and isexpected to survive. Wow, a second
suspect. Nobody dies from gunshots anymore. Remember in the seventies and eighties when
we were younger, guy got shotand he died instantly. Now guys like
shot nine times and he's like,he's spent a night in a hospitals.
(14:46):
Wild A second suspect was spotted nearbyin some bushes by an Orange County Sheriff's
helicopter. Police tried to make contactand found that person dead from a self
inflicted gunshot wound. What and foundthat person dead from a self inflicted gunshot
wound, although they couldn't find thegun, so I don't know. I
(15:07):
don't know what happened. It wasa targeted incident, So there are no
threats to the community at this timethat we're aware of. Two women and
a child inside the home were nothurt. Newport Beach officials praise the homeowner
for jumping into action to protect hisloved ones. I can tell you right
now, if you come into NewportBeach to commit a crime, we will
defend ourselves. And today, asan example of that, I think that's
(15:28):
the mayor talking. I can tellyou right now, if you come into
Newport Beach to commit a crime,we will defend ourselves. And today as
an example of that. Yeah,pretty wild example of that today. And
we also asked the mayor and NewportBeach Police if there was any connection to
those South American burglary and theft ringsthat have targeted affluent neighborhoods just like this
one, and they both said thatthose types of situations are in no way
(15:50):
related to what took place here.Police continue to investigate. All right,
Well, there you go. Thevibes have gone bad. I'm the mayor,
the cops, the DA, everybody'sall over this thing. So I
don't know what the relationship was,but it's no good, no good.
(16:11):
All right, Well, what canyou do? You know, you pick
the wrong house, you picked thewrong neighborhood. You just picked a lot
of a lot of bad picking.Man. She lives, My other half
lives in total fear of this veryscenario that you described, Is that right?
Yeah, she cannot now get tosleep because she's worried about home invasion.
(16:32):
Really yeah, And I'm just Idon't know what I have to do.
We've got an alarm system, it'slike a we've got motion detectors,
cameras. I mean, it's Idon't know what how to chill her out.
But she lives. And she's atrue crime person. You know,
she's one of those people that screwshim up. Oh my god, My
wife is like that. She likesthe true crime and like those movies about
crime. And so every time youknow, there's there's something buzzing around the
(16:57):
house, you know, she wakesme up. Hey, go on,
go handle that. Yeah, Imean, that's I think it's your turn.
Well, I don't even do itanymore because I will. She knows
I will not get up. Soshe does a perimeter check. Really wow.
She does a perimeter check, andshe'll do a like early evening perimeter
check, and then she'll do alate night perimeter check. I gotta say,
(17:18):
though, you know, my mygrandfather told me this before he passed
away. He said the difference betweenbeing young and old in this country is
you no longer have fear, Youget pissed. And I said, what
do you mean. He said,when he when he was younger and he
got pulled over by the cops,he would be fearful. He said,
As you get older, you getangry. Yeah, and he says the
(17:41):
same thing when somebody when you hearsomething in your house. When you're young,
you're fearful. When you're old,you can't wait to address that.
You know, if somebody's come intoyour house, you get the gun and
you're sort of excited that somebody's goingto you know, the game's on.
It's not that weirds. I actuallythink that's a great take from your grandfather.
Yeah, he had the answer.Great pret you a smart guy.
(18:03):
Yeah, well, let me takethat back. He did some things that
were odd. My grandfather was thefirst guy in Sugar and Falls, Ohio
who bought a doorbell from Sears,Sears and Robot. And he bought it
was three dollars and he bought adoorbell, and the guy was going to
charge another two dollars to install it, and my grandfather said, f that,
(18:26):
I'll do it myself. So heinstalled the doorbell and he crossed the
wires, so it rang all dayand when it stopped, he go,
I'll get it. My dad toldme that story when I was a kid,
(18:47):
and I asked my grandfather about it, and I goes that true stories,
and it's absolutely true. That's funny. And I gave my grandparents a
you know what, I adored mygrandparents. Man. I love these two
people more than anything in the world. The moment I got out of school.
Every June, like June tenth,June twelfth, we'd get on a
plane and we'd go to see them. I even went to college in Ohio
(19:08):
so I could be close to them. I love those two people more than
anything in the world. I lovemy grandparents. And I remember my grandfather's
sixty or seventieth birthday. I gothim a cuckoo clock. Right, he
always talked about he wanted a cuckooclock. So I got him one.
It wasn't expense It's like fifty sixtybucks, and he was very excited.
He put it at the base ofthe stairs, and then the cuckoo kept
(19:32):
him up all night. That birdwould come out and chirp every fifteen minutes
and keep him up all night.So instead of shutting it off or taking
it and putting in part of anotherpart of the house. He put a
piece of tape over the door wherewhere the bird came out, so you
just hear and he'd bang on thatdoor trying to get that you know,
bird trying to get out. AndI still have that cuckoo clock with the
(19:55):
tape over the door. That's terrific. That's a great story, true star.
Yeah, that's a great story.Sentimental kind of thing. Yeah,
I still have that clock. Mydad gave that to me af my grandfather
passed away. He said, hey, he says you should keep this,
and I said, that's very cool. We have it up in our house
on the wall with a piece oftape. It's great. Man. My
grandfather is a very funny guy.Frugal, frugal. He would fire the
(20:19):
paper boy. They got the ClevelandPlain Dealer, and two weeks before Christmas
he would fire the paper boy sowe didn't have to lay a tip on
Christmas. Tip on the paper boy, it is cold. And then you
pick up the paper in January,he said, what's going on with you,
(20:40):
Papa? And he says, oh, I got that guy who was
buzzing around he'll be sniffing around fora Christmas tip for three weeks. He
says, I just shut that downby canceling the paper. And first week
of December, he goes, I'llpick it up again in January. Frugal
Man. Frugal Man went through theGreat Depression. You know, he came
from Ireland. Ireland. He wasan orphan for eighteen years, one orphanage,
(21:03):
from another to another to another,and eighteen they kicked him out.
Nobody wanted him, nobody wanted foreighteen years. Sad but him. Yeah,
And so he came to the UnitedStates and loved it. Man,
he said that different. He neverwent back to Ireland. What did he
do he when he got here.Originally he was a horse trainer and he
worked at Thistledown braiding horsetails in thesummer, and then he got a job
(21:27):
at you Guide, it's a naturalgas company, propane company, and he
used to fill those five five thousandgallon tanks that they would have a mobile
home park and he would fill these. You know, a gas line would
come into East Cleveland and they'd filledthese big, huge, five thousand gallon
(21:49):
tanks up and then ship them offto a mobile home park and him and
Bill Butler, I breast the hand, not breast and Clark. All these
guys. There was like five guysthat worked with him his whole life.
They filled these tanks every single day. Every one of them smoked while they're
working, while they're on the job, filling up five thousand gallons of propane
(22:17):
with a cigarette. They were cheatingdeath every day. And if that place
would have gone up, the wholetown would have gone on. Yeah,
that's crazy, and nobody commented onit. I even said to him one
day, I go, do youguys smoke? Because he came home with
small A cigarettes? I go,do you smoke at work? He goes,
He looks at my grandma, like, what have we raised some kind
of nut here? Of course Ido. What's wrong with you? Every
day? Every day? Wow?Smoking filling up five thousand gallon tanks of
(22:41):
propane with a cigarette in his mouth? God almighty, what a guy.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from KFI AM six forty. Mark
Thompson is here and I didn't knowthis about Bellio. Can you talk about
that on the air? Some ofit that that you almost married Bill Gates.
(23:03):
Well, okay, I was theBill Gates, the Bill Gates.
I was out of way. Slowdown here. I've known you for how
many years? Fifteen years? Yes, I never knew you even met him,
let alone I did could have marriedhim? Well, I don't know
if I could have married him,but I had an opportunity to flirt with
him. Oh I thought it wasSteve Balmer. Oh, no, i'll
(23:26):
Steve Balmer. Oh, Steve Balls, Steve Balls. No. I was
at a wedding that he was in. He was an usher in a wedding,
and my mom was like, gotalk with him, and I'm like,
oh no, how old were youlike nineteen twenty years old? No?
Really? Yeah, oh my god. And you could have helped us
(23:48):
all out. No, what wasI thinking? I wasn't thinking. Were
you involved with somebody already at thattime? No? Oh my god.
He just wasn't your type. Hejust wasn't my ti hype. You didn't
look at his wallet? No,was his wallet your type? Well?
It was time. Do you thinkit could be involved with someone over a
(24:11):
long period of time? It wasjust wildly wealthy like that. And before
you say, no, out oftown a lot working in you know,
at conferences and this sort of thing, lectures and symposiums and all this sort
of thing, so you don't you'renot around them a lot of the time.
You'd live in a palatial place inSeattle, also another palatial place in
New York, and have you knowa third palatial place somewhere in Europe?
(24:34):
Do you think you could exist likethat? She's hanging herself if you didn't,
If you didn't really you know,feel it for the person. I
have dated men with money, anduh, you know I need that emotional
connection really well, not anymore,but sounds good. So I said,
(24:55):
Belly, you could have hooked thisall up, and she said, Tim,
I wouldn't have known any of you. You know, take away true
that she wouldn't have. And thenI pointed out we'd probably banging around one
of these stories. You know,yeah this, uh you know, really
rich a hole with Bill Gates,with other money. You'd have been one
of those women. I think theygot divorced and you had like thirty billion
dollars. That sounds nice, Yeah, that sound your own yacht with your
(25:19):
own I don't know whatever, that'dbe great, man. I didn't know
that. Did you talk to BillGates. Yeah, yeah, was he
did? He seem to be interestedand in this No, no, no,
really do you think he tells thatstory nowadays? I hope so,
Bill call me now though you would? You know, I don't know.
(25:45):
I know, billion dollars, alot of money, a lot of money.
I didn't know he's singled now Yeah, Hilla and Melinda got Yes.
I met a girl once at awedding. I can't get her out of
my mind. Dollar Bill. Yeah, she's great. What is she doing
(26:07):
now? I's working for some guywho was writing AI generated songs. But
this comedian we talked about yesterday Ididn't make I didn't get to play this
yesterday. His name is Nate isit Bargate Bergotzi Bozi Bergatzi. Very funny
guy, very funny dude. Talksabout if you have a man, a
mother, and a father on anemergency card, why would you ever call
(26:30):
the dad? It's very funny.At the end of the school day,
someone from the school called my cellphone. They have my wife's cell phone,
they have my cell phone. Theycalled my cell phone, and the
teacher she said, hey, doyou know what bus number your daughter's supposed
to be on and I said,I'm her dad is in? Are you
crazy? Like I was, like, this is how you thought you would
(26:51):
get this information was to call thedad. You saw a mom and dad
cell phone, You go, Ibet the dad knows you have parents.
Have you ever seen a family beforeyou thought, let's call a husband unless
there's two husbands. You should nevercall a husband a day in your life.
I would rather you ask a ladythat doesn't know her. I think
(27:11):
she could get to the bottom ofit quicker than I came. I had
to go get her. I go, all right, I'll come get her.
What's tell me the name of theschool and I'll come get it.
Where Chris just saw him a liveReally? Yeah? Where do you see
him? Where'd you see him?This is radio. You got to speak
to TV Honda centers miming it's it. I want to say, he just
(27:37):
toasted Saturday Night Live within the lastthree maybe, Yeah, that sounds about
right. He's yeah, one ofthe funniest guys. You know, he
reps. You can tell in hisstyle like you'd think he might be like
a red Stater doing a lot ofcountry kind of you know, Jeff Foxworthy
kind of stuff. But that's notwhat he does. He's really God,
(28:00):
he's funny. He really does lowkey is Yeah, exactly. His material
is really crosses. It's it's it'sacross the board especials on Netflix. Yeah,
deprecating. Sharon wanted me to,you know, be on the show,
tim you can go home. It'smarking me anyway. Nate's he can't
(28:21):
even pronounce his own name, Bargatzi, Burgatsy, Burgatzi or Burgatsy. Where
did you see him at the HauntaCenter. Okay, that's a nice intimate
place to see comedians. Huhu.It was the first time he's they're on
this tour. Its the first timethey all were in a big stadium like
that or arena. Oh yeah,that's the picture that Julie put on on
(28:47):
social media. Chris. Now,Chris bought rather expensive seeds and Julie was
behind a support posts. You couldeven see the stage. Yeah, but
Chris had an unobstrct of you.Yeah, exactly, I'm the only one
in the family who needs to seeanything. Yea, and she just heard
about the show. Yeah, youshould go see him what he started though,
(29:07):
He's saying he just wanted everyone toknow that this is not usually how
a stand up show goes. Ifthis is your first time there, it's
usually not in a big arena.Yeah that's true. Yeah, you know,
stand up comedy is usually in asmaller place because you need to see
body language and facial expressions. Yeah, and when you're you know, you're
one hundred and fifty yards from thestage, it's tough to pick that up.
(29:30):
The first big arena comic was probablySteve Martin. Yeah, you're right,
Yeah, Steve Martin. There's adocumentary right now. It's two parts.
It's on Apple TV, and it'sreally good. And you know,
you forget how Steve Martin has becomeso much a part of the culture.
And of course it discussions where hestarted. Disneyland is where he started,
he was and as a magician andall these other things associated with Disneyland.
(29:53):
He was really excited and I alwayswant to be in show business, And
then it takes you into his standup and how he worked on He's worked
really hard, but to the pointat one point he had become so much
a part of the culture with thatwild and crazy guy thing. He was
playing. For the first time inthe history of comedy huge arenasty thousand people
(30:14):
are out there. That was awesome. Yeah, so I recommend that.
All Right, we have another hourto do so I hope you enjoyed so
good. I'll be back. Thankyou. All right, We're live on
KFI Conway Show on demand on theiHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear
us live on KFI Am six fortyfour to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app
It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Allright, Mark Thompson wrote a song Tim
has turned I mean, is itfor your show? Yeah? I just
wrote it because it's so It's allI could think. I was like,
you know, Tim has discovered thisincredible program. It's AI generated. You
(00:21):
enter a few words and it willwrite any style of music. It'll write
a Broadway show tune, it'll writea hip hop song anything. So Bellio
turned me on to it. BELLYO, how do we hear about it?
Somebody email this right? Yes?What was the guy's name? Do you
remember? Matthew Anderson? Matthew Anderson? All right, the Matt Anderson the
(00:43):
works here? Yeah? No,isn't there a Matta Anderson the work that
is absolutely right? Engineering? Okay, this is different? Oh, I
say, there's it different Matt Anderson, A lot of them. I didn't
know that anyway. This is it'scalled it's called udio. It's audio with
that out the a U d iodot com. I believe, and it's
(01:04):
you can't get and I can't giveit up. I can see Tim all
night. I was up till sixa M too. I don't know.
I guess I wrote that. That'swild. Yeah, the lyrics are yeah,
(01:30):
so there you go. That's great, dude, that's right. Yeah,
this is the one that I Thisis the first song I've ever written
in my life thanks to AI.I partnered up with AI. Yeah,
but this is the song that Iplugged in like fifteen to twenty keywords and
I wrote this song the other dayon the airways cool the Conway crew came
(01:56):
on bringing news to you in bankswhere the sky stave boot talpping where the
traffic and sports fills to the laughechoes, radio raving ding gong with jokes.
The mood is never gone, youknow. One part of it I
(02:16):
don't understand. And and Angel andBelly are you always have great ears.
You got to help me figure thisout. Hopping where the traffic and sports
fills to talking weather, traffic andsports stills too, talking where the traffic
and sports fields too, and sportssports sports spores to oh sports sports to
(02:38):
wow, talking where the traffic andsports feels too. It's like traffic and
sports fills to sports fills sports sportsfields too. Yeah, sounds like fields
sports fills like it fills the airtime. I think you guys are all screwed.
(03:01):
What h It's interesting also we kindof skip over this fact, but
it's also true that that is anAI generated voice. It is. I
mean, it sounds completely authentic.And you know when you play that song
on your YouTube show, you ownthat song. Yeah, so you can't
have YouTube shut you down because ofcopyright, which they do a lot.
(03:22):
They do it all the time.They're always searching for use of music that's
not authorized. We can play thehell out of that song. This is
really cool. It's you know,I mean, there are huge jingle companies
that you know, I'm for everythingfrom carpet cleaning services to banks to be
you know to a like a bigbank like b of A, Yeah,
that are looking for stuff. Andyou know you can sit there and pound
away on it for an hour withdifferent kinds of combinations and then go into
(03:45):
a big meeting and go, hey, what do you think of these jingles?
I just you know, you know, there's Moe Kelly was always I'm
always jealous. Moe Kelly is agreat theme song that he plays stephas Do
you do you know where that is? With the Moe Kelly, the theme
song that mentions in him and thewhole crew, the Moke intro. Yeah,
no, there's no Remo Kelly songlike you know Mo's on in the
evening and he talks about me.Yeah, he's got a lot of those.
(04:09):
I don't know which one you're talkingabout, but could you play any
of our Do you know where theyare? Yeah? It got to give
me a second. Those are yeah, I think they have You got him
now? Well, you know,I think he meant it as a figure
of speech. The uh you knowhow safe deposit boxes have two keys to
open the box. Yes, youneed two keys to get into Moe's audio
(04:29):
stuff. Yeah, it's it's adouble You need two keys really to get
into Steph Woosh's life. He's veryuh guarded. I don't blame him.
Yeah, he knows that you canbe exposed in ways that are not always
flattering. And I I got thisfrom a sports Arnie Spaniard. Arnie Spaniard.
Yes, but we give we giveStephus a gift every Christmas. You
(04:54):
know, we give him like alike Ohio Farm sausage Stree Farms. Okay,
we guess we get some sausage.He gets a little bag of chips,
sardines can and some pancake mix.Yeah, and then we get to
you know, beat him up forus this year, and he doesn't think
that's a fair trade. It's weirdlike something like this. Oh that's very
(05:24):
cool. Oh that's very cool.But I think he had those professionally made.
I don't think those are AI generated. No, no way. Yeah,
those don't sound too good. Allright, we come back. Newport
Beach has had a home invasion.I've been telling people forever, you burglars
(05:45):
out there, you home invaders.I've been talking to you for twenty five
years and telling Younge County, SouthOrange County. Yeah, it's not your
friend with the home invasion. Yeah. Tim's made this point repeatedly. I
could have saved you so much trouble. And I've tried. I've tried.
I've tried to tell you not todo it in Newport, not to do
it in South Orange County, don'tdo it in see Me Valley. Every
(06:08):
other every other house there is acop or a fireman and you're gonna get
blown away. They're going to killyou. And that happened, you know,
or Newport Beach is not the hangfor that. It's just not.
There are too many people there withtoo much money, and they all have
weapons and the and they all havea great relationship with the cops. They
have a great relationship with their neighbors. And it's and it's a recipe for
(06:30):
your for death for you. Well, these people knew each other, though
this will be we'll get to thestory next, because I think there's more
here than just a random home inmine. I think you're right too.
But even if you, if youknow him or don't know them, man,
Newport Beach is not your place tof around. The mayor is serious
about crime. The chief of policeis serious about crime, and the top
that and if you get by bothof those, the DA is serious about
(06:53):
crime. And when you have thosethree, the mayor, the chief of
police, and the DA all workingto put you in the case and you're
going away. Either you're gonna bein jail or prison for a long time,
or you're gonna be shot dead.Those are your options, essentially,
essentially, So don't do it.Don't do it in South Orange County and
especially Newport Beach. It's not itis not a great life plan. It
(07:16):
is a short way, a veryquick way to exit this planet. Oh
come back. I've been trying totell you for twenty five years, and
this poor lad didn't listen. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. So westarted talking about this this AI generated song
(07:38):
website, and I've never introduced anythingto the show and to this floor that's
taken off like this. Yeah,this is really like bringing fire to us
or bringing the wheel in some hugediscovery. I got it from Bello,
of course, Bellio's on the cuttingedge of modern technology. Got Matt Anderson,
(08:01):
and I brought it in here,played a song that they created for
US. AI generated song about thisshow. And then Mark Thompson, who
I've I've probably told you about fiftywebsites a year or so, like I
go to this one, this one, this app. You never looked at
any of them. You like me, but you hooked up and you started
writing songs. And then Tim Kits, who works down the hall producing Petro's
(08:26):
Money Show, I go, hey, I wrote this song for the show
on AI on this website. He'slike, oh, yeah, I'm busy.
I'm doing the Dodger post or prewhatever. I said okay, and
then I played the song for me. He goes, oh, that's great.
And now he's written songs for hisdaughter already, yeah, and for
Petro's and money and the thing wasfunny about cats. As he came in
and he didn't have time to listento Conway's entire song a second, he
(08:50):
got the concept, he heard theinitial part, and then he split.
He split, and then he wroteall these songs. So and since then
he's been writing all these songs.And the song that everyone's talking about is
this AI generated song. I pluggedin fifteen to twenty keywords and in less
than a minute it wrote a songthat sounds exactly like this. The other
(09:15):
day on the airways, cool,what did you? I'm sorry, ahead,
what what? What did you promptit with? I want to know
the exact prompts because it started withthe other with something that starts with these
weird lyrics. The other day inthe other day on the airways, cool,
(09:39):
I don't know it just another dayon the airwaves, cool created that.
Okay, I don't know, Idon't know. Okay, you didn't
you didn't know, I didn't,dude, say it right? The other
day cool? Other day. Ijust it generated. It needed a rhyme
for Conway, so it said theother day. I think I think that's
what it was. It's just theother day on the airways cool. The
(10:05):
Conway crew came on bringing news toyou in Burbank's Heart, where the sky
sty boot talking, where the trafficand sports feels to sit a laugh that
echoes reading your reading ding Dong withjokes. The mood is never gone,
(10:28):
it is. I like the lastpart of it here. It's sort of
clunky, but I like it.Ding Dong with jokes. The mood is
never gone. The mood is nevergone. I like that. I like
that. Yeah. The more Ihear it, the more I can.
I think we can tweak it.Really, yeah, I really do,
Jim, I don't mean that.I don't mean to, you know,
be a wet blanket, okay,but I'm trying to. I enjoy it,
(10:48):
obviously, I like it. Sure, I'm just thinking it's it's it
can be better, Okay. Soit's not me. It's Mark Thompson that
hates AI. It's not. Ididn't say I hate it Ai. If
you're listening, it can be tweakedup a little bit. I was gonna
say. That's a good thing aboutAI is you can criticize it all you
want. It's not gonna get offended. I would not bet on that.
(11:09):
I would not bet on that AIcan make your life a living hell.
It really can. Well, Imean a I can call swat on you.
AI can take it. Can canknock out the air conditioning in your
house, the electricity in your house, the gas, the water. AI
can destroy your life. No,if you told your AI when in the
future, you won't have to tellit. You can just criticize AI on
(11:31):
the air and AI will hear it, and I AI will destroy you.
It could. It could wipe outyour car, your computer, your bank,
everything. It could send SWAT toyour your house. It could do
a lot. It could wipe youout. Don't criticize AI. No,
don't do it. This is athis is good advice. Don't do it.
Man, AI is gonna is goingto run this world, and they
(11:54):
don't want to look back on AUDIOand like, oh, remember a year
ago you said you hated us,Well, how about this SWAT's over.
You know it's it could get crazy, It could get crazy. Don't criticize
any don't do it. All right, I when we come back, we'll
do it. Well, it's ahorrible, horrible scene in Newport Beach.
I promise the first story we do, we'll come back and talk about this
(12:16):
home invasion in Newport Beach, California. You just write down the four or
five freeway. It was a reallybusy morning started around four thirty four to
forty this morning, really busy inNewport. You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're
on demand from KFI Am six forty. We have a home invasion, not
(12:37):
good in Newport Beach. Let's findout what happened here in Newport Beach late
last night, early early this morning. Neighbors and authorities are calling a crime
like this one very rare. Itall took place inside the gated community that
you see behind me. You couldtell that there's a twenty four hour guard
around the clock. So right now, authorities are trying to figure out just
how exactly these suspects were able tomake it onto the property. But one
(13:01):
thing we know for sure is thatthe suspects and the victims knew each other.
Now, this is a really shockingcrime. Newport Beach residents living in
the Pelican Heights community of Newport Coast, oh. I didn't know this was
Pelican Heights. This is Krem dela Krem, this is. These are
guys with serious money, mega megabucks. This is you know, five six
(13:22):
ten million dollar homes are shaken bya Violet home invasion Tuesday morning. I
heard and saw very loud helicopter circledaround and around and around our backyards for
like an hour. Around four fortyfive am, police officers were called out
to a home on Vistallucci about apossible home invasion. Investigators say two intruders
(13:43):
got into the home through a sidedoor. That's when they were confronted by
a man inside the home who openedfire using a rifle. We know that
there is a relationship between the suspects, the two suspects and the victims,
the residents. Okay, what didthey say here between women? Hold on
one sec let's go back. Weknow that there is a relationship. Okay,
(14:03):
we know that there's a relationship thathas soured. That had to have
soured. Guy shooting at the otherguy. There's no way that relationship is
as good as it was yesterday.There's no way. We know that there
is a relationship. There was arelationship between the suspects, the two suspects
(14:24):
and the victims to the residents.Authorities found one of the suspects, armed
with a gun, laying in thestreet suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. He
was taken to a hospital and isexpected to survive. Wow, a second
suspect. Nobody dies from gunshots anymore. Remember in the seventies and eighties when
we were younger, guy got shotand he died instantly. Now guys like
shot nine times and he's like,he's spent a night in a hospitals.
(14:46):
Wild A second suspect was spotted nearbyin some bushes by an Orange County Sheriff's
helicopter. Police tried to make contactand found that person dead from a self
inflicted gunshot wound. What and foundthat person dead from a self inflicted gunshot
wound, although they couldn't find thegun, so I don't know. I
(15:07):
don't know what happened. It wasa targeted incident, So there are no
threats to the community at this timethat we're aware of. Two women and
a child inside the home were nothurt. Newport Beach officials praise the homeowner
for jumping into action to protect hisloved ones. I can tell you right
now, if you come into NewportBeach to commit a crime, we will
defend ourselves. And today, asan example of that, I think that's
(15:28):
the mayor talking. I can tellyou right now, if you come into
Newport Beach to commit a crime,we will defend ourselves. And today as
an example of that. Yeah,pretty wild example of that today. And
we also asked the mayor and NewportBeach Police if there was any connection to
those South American burglary and theft ringsthat have targeted affluent neighborhoods just like this
one, and they both said thatthose types of situations are in no way
(15:50):
related to what took place here.Police continue to investigate. All right,
Well, there you go. Thevibes have gone bad. I'm the mayor,
the cops, the DA, everybody'sall over this thing. So I
don't know what the relationship was,but it's no good, no good.
(16:11):
All right, Well, what canyou do? You know, you pick
the wrong house, you picked thewrong neighborhood. You just picked a lot
of a lot of bad picking.Man. She lives, My other half
lives in total fear of this veryscenario that you described, Is that right?
Yeah, she cannot now get tosleep because she's worried about home invasion.
(16:32):
Really yeah, And I'm just Idon't know what I have to do.
We've got an alarm system, it'slike a we've got motion detectors,
cameras. I mean, it's Idon't know what how to chill her out.
But she lives. And she's atrue crime person. You know,
she's one of those people that screwshim up. Oh my god, My
wife is like that. She likesthe true crime and like those movies about
crime. And so every time youknow, there's there's something buzzing around the
(16:57):
house, you know, she wakesme up. Hey, go on,
go handle that. Yeah, Imean, that's I think it's your turn.
Well, I don't even do itanymore because I will. She knows
I will not get up. Soshe does a perimeter check. Really wow.
She does a perimeter check, andshe'll do a like early evening perimeter
check, and then she'll do alate night perimeter check. I gotta say,
(17:18):
though, you know, my mygrandfather told me this before he passed
away. He said the difference betweenbeing young and old in this country is
you no longer have fear, Youget pissed. And I said, what
do you mean. He said,when he when he was younger and he
got pulled over by the cops,he would be fearful. He said,
As you get older, you getangry. Yeah, and he says the
(17:41):
same thing when somebody when you hearsomething in your house. When you're young,
you're fearful. When you're old,you can't wait to address that.
You know, if somebody's come intoyour house, you get the gun and
you're sort of excited that somebody's goingto you know, the game's on.
It's not that weirds. I actuallythink that's a great take from your grandfather.
Yeah, he had the answer.Great pret you a smart guy.
(18:03):
Yeah, well, let me takethat back. He did some things that
were odd. My grandfather was thefirst guy in Sugar and Falls, Ohio
who bought a doorbell from Sears,Sears and Robot. And he bought it
was three dollars and he bought adoorbell, and the guy was going to
charge another two dollars to install it, and my grandfather said, f that,
(18:26):
I'll do it myself. So heinstalled the doorbell and he crossed the
wires, so it rang all dayand when it stopped, he go,
I'll get it. My dad toldme that story when I was a kid,
(18:47):
and I asked my grandfather about it, and I goes that true stories,
and it's absolutely true. That's funny. And I gave my grandparents a
you know what, I adored mygrandparents. Man. I love these two
people more than anything in the world. The moment I got out of school.
Every June, like June tenth,June twelfth, we'd get on a
plane and we'd go to see them. I even went to college in Ohio
(19:08):
so I could be close to them. I love those two people more than
anything in the world. I lovemy grandparents. And I remember my grandfather's
sixty or seventieth birthday. I gothim a cuckoo clock. Right, he
always talked about he wanted a cuckooclock. So I got him one.
It wasn't expense It's like fifty sixtybucks, and he was very excited.
He put it at the base ofthe stairs, and then the cuckoo kept
(19:32):
him up all night. That birdwould come out and chirp every fifteen minutes
and keep him up all night.So instead of shutting it off or taking
it and putting in part of anotherpart of the house. He put a
piece of tape over the door wherewhere the bird came out, so you
just hear and he'd bang on thatdoor trying to get that you know,
bird trying to get out. AndI still have that cuckoo clock with the
(19:55):
tape over the door. That's terrific. That's a great story, true star.
Yeah, that's a great story.Sentimental kind of thing. Yeah,
I still have that clock. Mydad gave that to me af my grandfather
passed away. He said, hey, he says you should keep this,
and I said, that's very cool. We have it up in our house
on the wall with a piece oftape. It's great. Man. My
grandfather is a very funny guy.Frugal, frugal. He would fire the
(20:19):
paper boy. They got the ClevelandPlain Dealer, and two weeks before Christmas
he would fire the paper boy sowe didn't have to lay a tip on
Christmas. Tip on the paper boy, it is cold. And then you
pick up the paper in January,he said, what's going on with you,
(20:40):
Papa? And he says, oh, I got that guy who was
buzzing around he'll be sniffing around fora Christmas tip for three weeks. He
says, I just shut that downby canceling the paper. And first week
of December, he goes, I'llpick it up again in January. Frugal
Man. Frugal Man went through theGreat Depression. You know, he came
from Ireland. Ireland. He wasan orphan for eighteen years, one orphanage,
(21:03):
from another to another to another,and eighteen they kicked him out.
Nobody wanted him, nobody wanted foreighteen years. Sad but him. Yeah,
And so he came to the UnitedStates and loved it. Man,
he said that different. He neverwent back to Ireland. What did he
do he when he got here.Originally he was a horse trainer and he
worked at Thistledown braiding horsetails in thesummer, and then he got a job
(21:27):
at you Guide, it's a naturalgas company, propane company, and he
used to fill those five five thousandgallon tanks that they would have a mobile
home park and he would fill these. You know, a gas line would
come into East Cleveland and they'd filledthese big, huge, five thousand gallon
(21:49):
tanks up and then ship them offto a mobile home park and him and
Bill Butler, I breast the hand, not breast and Clark. All these
guys. There was like five guysthat worked with him his whole life.
They filled these tanks every single day. Every one of them smoked while they're
working, while they're on the job, filling up five thousand gallons of propane
(22:17):
with a cigarette. They were cheatingdeath every day. And if that place
would have gone up, the wholetown would have gone on. Yeah,
that's crazy, and nobody commented onit. I even said to him one
day, I go, do youguys smoke? Because he came home with
small A cigarettes? I go,do you smoke at work? He goes,
He looks at my grandma, like, what have we raised some kind
of nut here? Of course Ido. What's wrong with you? Every
day? Every day? Wow?Smoking filling up five thousand gallon tanks of
(22:41):
propane with a cigarette in his mouth? God almighty, what a guy.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from KFI AM six forty. Mark
Thompson is here and I didn't knowthis about Bellio. Can you talk about
that on the air? Some ofit that that you almost married Bill Gates.
(23:03):
Well, okay, I was theBill Gates, the Bill Gates.
I was out of way. Slowdown here. I've known you for how
many years? Fifteen years? Yes, I never knew you even met him,
let alone I did could have marriedhim? Well, I don't know
if I could have married him,but I had an opportunity to flirt with
him. Oh I thought it wasSteve Balmer. Oh, no, i'll
(23:26):
Steve Balmer. Oh, Steve Balls, Steve Balls. No. I was
at a wedding that he was in. He was an usher in a wedding,
and my mom was like, gotalk with him, and I'm like,
oh no, how old were youlike nineteen twenty years old? No?
Really? Yeah, oh my god. And you could have helped us
(23:48):
all out. No, what wasI thinking? I wasn't thinking. Were
you involved with somebody already at thattime? No? Oh my god.
He just wasn't your type. Hejust wasn't my ti hype. You didn't
look at his wallet? No,was his wallet your type? Well?
It was time. Do you thinkit could be involved with someone over a
(24:11):
long period of time? It wasjust wildly wealthy like that. And before
you say, no, out oftown a lot working in you know,
at conferences and this sort of thing, lectures and symposiums and all this sort
of thing, so you don't you'renot around them a lot of the time.
You'd live in a palatial place inSeattle, also another palatial place in
New York, and have you knowa third palatial place somewhere in Europe?
(24:34):
Do you think you could exist likethat? She's hanging herself if you didn't,
If you didn't really you know,feel it for the person. I
have dated men with money, anduh, you know I need that emotional
connection really well, not anymore,but sounds good. So I said,
(24:55):
Belly, you could have hooked thisall up, and she said, Tim,
I wouldn't have known any of you. You know, take away true
that she wouldn't have. And thenI pointed out we'd probably banging around one
of these stories. You know,yeah this, uh you know, really
rich a hole with Bill Gates,with other money. You'd have been one
of those women. I think theygot divorced and you had like thirty billion
dollars. That sounds nice, Yeah, that sound your own yacht with your
(25:19):
own I don't know whatever, that'dbe great, man. I didn't know
that. Did you talk to BillGates. Yeah, yeah, was he
did? He seem to be interestedand in this No, no, no,
really do you think he tells thatstory nowadays? I hope so,
Bill call me now though you would? You know, I don't know.
(25:45):
I know, billion dollars, alot of money, a lot of money.
I didn't know he's singled now Yeah, Hilla and Melinda got Yes.
I met a girl once at awedding. I can't get her out of
my mind. Dollar Bill. Yeah, she's great. What is she doing
(26:07):
now? I's working for some guywho was writing AI generated songs. But
this comedian we talked about yesterday Ididn't make I didn't get to play this
yesterday. His name is Nate isit Bargate Bergotzi Bozi Bergatzi. Very funny
guy, very funny dude. Talksabout if you have a man, a
mother, and a father on anemergency card, why would you ever call
(26:30):
the dad? It's very funny.At the end of the school day,
someone from the school called my cellphone. They have my wife's cell phone,
they have my cell phone. Theycalled my cell phone, and the
teacher she said, hey, doyou know what bus number your daughter's supposed
to be on and I said,I'm her dad is in? Are you
crazy? Like I was, like, this is how you thought you would
(26:51):
get this information was to call thedad. You saw a mom and dad
cell phone, You go, Ibet the dad knows you have parents.
Have you ever seen a family beforeyou thought, let's call a husband unless
there's two husbands. You should nevercall a husband a day in your life.
I would rather you ask a ladythat doesn't know her. I think
(27:11):
she could get to the bottom ofit quicker than I came. I had
to go get her. I go, all right, I'll come get her.
What's tell me the name of theschool and I'll come get it.
Where Chris just saw him a liveReally? Yeah? Where do you see
him? Where'd you see him?This is radio. You got to speak
to TV Honda centers miming it's it. I want to say, he just
(27:37):
toasted Saturday Night Live within the lastthree maybe, Yeah, that sounds about
right. He's yeah, one ofthe funniest guys. You know, he
reps. You can tell in hisstyle like you'd think he might be like
a red Stater doing a lot ofcountry kind of you know, Jeff Foxworthy
kind of stuff. But that's notwhat he does. He's really God,
(28:00):
he's funny. He really does lowkey is Yeah, exactly. His material
is really crosses. It's it's it'sacross the board especials on Netflix. Yeah,
deprecating. Sharon wanted me to,you know, be on the show,
tim you can go home. It'smarking me anyway. Nate's he can't
(28:21):
even pronounce his own name, Bargatzi, Burgatsy, Burgatzi or Burgatsy. Where
did you see him at the HauntaCenter. Okay, that's a nice intimate
place to see comedians. Huhu.It was the first time he's they're on
this tour. Its the first timethey all were in a big stadium like
that or arena. Oh yeah,that's the picture that Julie put on on
(28:47):
social media. Chris. Now,Chris bought rather expensive seeds and Julie was
behind a support posts. You couldeven see the stage. Yeah, but
Chris had an unobstrct of you.Yeah, exactly, I'm the only one
in the family who needs to seeanything. Yea, and she just heard
about the show. Yeah, youshould go see him what he started though,
(29:07):
He's saying he just wanted everyone toknow that this is not usually how
a stand up show goes. Ifthis is your first time there, it's
usually not in a big arena.Yeah that's true. Yeah, you know,
stand up comedy is usually in asmaller place because you need to see
body language and facial expressions. Yeah, and when you're you know, you're
one hundred and fifty yards from thestage, it's tough to pick that up.
(29:30):
The first big arena comic was probablySteve Martin. Yeah, you're right,
Yeah, Steve Martin. There's adocumentary right now. It's two parts.
It's on Apple TV, and it'sreally good. And you know,
you forget how Steve Martin has becomeso much a part of the culture.
And of course it discussions where hestarted. Disneyland is where he started,
he was and as a magician andall these other things associated with Disneyland.
(29:53):
He was really excited and I alwayswant to be in show business, And
then it takes you into his standup and how he worked on He's worked
really hard, but to the pointat one point he had become so much
a part of the culture with thatwild and crazy guy thing. He was
playing. For the first time inthe history of comedy huge arenasty thousand people
(30:14):
are out there. That was awesome. Yeah, so I recommend that.
All Right, we have another hourto do so I hope you enjoyed so
good. I'll be back. Thankyou. All right, We're live on
KFI Conway Show on demand on theiHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear
us live on KFI Am six fortyfour to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app
Tim Conway Jr. on Demand News
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.