April 18, 2024 • 33 mins
The Clippers will be playing at Intuit Dome which is being built solely for basketball / The people mover at LAX is underway and will connect with the LA Metro system eventually…// The Tim Conway Jr Show (the sitcom version) / The Ding-Dong song is our new theme song, watch our intro on social media // Bellio’s antics with a prank call that led to her being grounded / The merits of grounding children today / Conway pranking local deli’s // The theft happenings among the Conway crew / Conway’s incident with stealing pantyhose and falling off his bike / And Conway’s buddy almost got him into serious trouble as a kid
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It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. The Into ItDome that's where the Clippers will be playing.
The Clippers will be playing at theInto A Dome and the construction is
nearly done. To say, agood day of course for this franchise,
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as they are updating the media onthe progress of this major project here in
Englewood. Into a Dome the biggestfeature in this building. There are a
number of them. They have thewall. Okay, please don't talk about
the bathrooms. Every time they mentionedthat joint. They always talk about how
many toilets they have. You cando that once, but nobody goes to
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see the Clippers or the Lakers orthe Kings because there's a lot of toilets.
I've never heard that my life,not once, like, oh,
I can't wait to get there andsee how many toilets they have. Nobody
cares, but yet they always bringit up. Always the walls. About
forty seven hundred fans are very ableto be able to sit basically stand the
whole game and get in for aboutthirty dollars per game. There are a
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number of ways to get with that. Seems like a good deal to stand
the whole game, all right,I don't know, maybe it is,
that's possible. I don't know.I like seats basically stand the whole game
and get in for about thirty dollarsper game. There are a number of
ways to get and be a partof the wall, and go of course
to the Clippers website and check outhow to be a part of that.
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But the project is ongoing. It'sgoing to conclude here in about four or
so months with Bruno Mars opening up. Wow, the first concert is this
building. And as for the teampresident, Gillian Zucker, I caught up
with her and she certainly had thatsmile knowing this project has been going extremely
well. There's nothing like it.I think it takes so many things from
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so many different places that we've beenthat have like this intense vibe but are
also a lot of fun. Soif you think about what goes on in
European soccer, if you think whatgoes on in American college basketball, and
you combined those things together and thenyou added a few, you know,
additional features that are uniquely our own, that's what the ball is going to
be like, I think, anexperience where you know, people who come
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here are going to be delighted tobe a part of it if they get
a chance to do that, andthey're going to be delighted to watch it
if they're not sitting in that area. Okay, I'm excited to see this
place. It's designed solely for basketball, and you know, like some concerts,
but it's not designed for hockey andor other like you know, sports
arena type games. It's just forbasketball. The primary goal was to put
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every seat in there and make itgreat to watch a basketball game, and
that's never happened before for the NBA. I think this is the first one,
the first stadium is designed specifically justfor basketball. Now, look,
I might be completely wrong, butin a big city like Los Angeles to
have a stadium that's designed just forbasketball is great, fantastic, And that's
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in the area of Lax and Lax. So let's get an update on the
people mover there on the Big Bridgeand how we can get into Lax quicker,
hopefully to reduce stress getting here atthe airport. It's the first of
several vertical cores, or in Layman'sterms, walkways to get travelers, but
give travelers, I should say,easier access to the terminals. One in
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front of a bus of the lateMayor of Los Angeles, Tom Bradley,
the vertical Core to give travelers easieraccess to the Bradley International Terminal. He
is now open. You know,whenever I hear Tom Bradley's name, we
used to have a guy, oneof our producers over kalas X. When
Tom Bradley died and Tom Bradley wasthere was an investigation going on with him,
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and I don't know how serious itwas, but we used to have
Krazel. You'll remember this. Youremember the city news service where you to
rip off the news off the wire. Yeah, we still have it.
We still have it, we do. Is that right? But doesn't print
like that on on matrix or printingpress or not like a like a he
used to come out and rolls ofpaper a teletype. Yeah, they still
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we still have the tell Yeah,we still have that. That's all digital,
okay, but we used to.You know, those rolls of paper
you could hear whenever it's a breakingstory, you hear about it, and
you would rip it off and toread it on the air. And and
but there was a way to stopthe role and to write our own news.
You know, you could literally correctit on the paper or write your
own news. So we wrote inthe City News service that Tom Bradley was
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was arrested posthumously, that after hedied, he was arrested, he was
handcuffed and taken in And so wegave it to one of our producers and
said, hey, can you checkthis out? This seems odd that he
was arrested after he died, andhe called city They called city hall to
ask if they had arrested Tom BradyTom Bradley after he died, and he
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didn't. He didn't believe, youknow. The first guy said no,
no, no, it didn't happen. And this guy wanted to be like
such a like a you know,like a mover shaker type producer. He
goes, I don't believe that guy. I called five different people hell said
the same thing. It was classic, Hey did you arrest Tom Bradley after
he died? And like, now, of course we did. What's wrong
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with you? Where are you callingfrom? Like, oh, we're calling
from a news station in La OnlyWorld Airports has invested just over three hundred
and thirty five million dollars wow onthese walkways, one at Bradley International and
then one in between terminals four andfive, and then upgrading the one at
Terminal seven. This project alone,this is the Mayor Mayor Bass. This
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project alone has created over thirty sixhundred jobs, many of them for local
workers and includes graduates of the HigherLAX Apprenticeship Readiness Program. This project also
puts over one hundred and sixty sevenmillion dollars into our local businesses. The
walkways will be built by American Deltaand Southwest Airlines at terminals four and five,
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two and three and Terminal one.These walkways can be reached by elevator
or escalator. They'll eventually connect tothe automatic people Mover. Sources till Eyewitness
us that trains will be put onthe track in a few months for testing.
That's great, Man LAX has finallygot together. Delays have put back
the opening of the people Mover tosorry, same old, same old.
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Delays have put back the opening ofthe people Mover to possibly the fall of
twenty twenty five. Oh, it'ssupposed to be this year. As a
matter of fact, it's moposed tobe last year that they were done with
it. When this facility opens,when this automated people mover opens, it's
going to connect us to a trainstation a couple of miles away from here.
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We're actually extending our airport by overtwo and a half miles to the
east, and we're creating more accessfor our customers and more importantly for our
employees. And we're connecting to theLa Metro system. There you go,
the La Metro system. So thatsounds dangerous, and assurance is all around
that this is going to be alldone and ready for travelers when the World
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Cup comes to North America and herein Los Angeles, and we'll definitely be
ready to go when the Olympics comein twenty twenty eight. Yeah, the
Olympics are right around the corner.You know, it's nearly twenty twenty five
and we're three years away from theOlympics. We got to clean the city
up. We got to all,you know, get our clothes pressed,
get our cars washed. It's comingof fact, yeah, and we got
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to make sure we pick up trash. You know, we got to make
sure that when people come to thecity, we put on our you know,
our best behavior best suit. Nomore flicking out your cigarette butts out
the window of the car, andat least for a while, no more
of that. But we've got areally straighten up around here, you know.
No crime, no littering, nomurders. No, we got to
got to you know, tidy uparound here. When the world comes to
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see us, world's coming, everybody, they're gonna be our guest. We
gotta show them that, you know, we're not huge dirty a holes.
What a name for the town?Yeah, dirty dirty a holes. Welcome
to Welcome to huge dirty a holes. Oh great, where are you staying
downtown? Dirty a hole? You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
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kf I am six forty. Sometimesmy timing with Steph Fush is off a
little, but we're like a quarterbackand a center. We need that timing,
you know, and most of thetime it's right on. You know,
the ball gets handed to me orto you and off the races.
Just got to touch him on thebutt in that special way. That's right,
that's right. You don't mind,do you me? Yeah? No,
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you don't mind touching my butt?Yeah? Yeah, I get ready.
There fell in the background, shegets her headphones through, so she
couldn't hear. Yeah. Wait,what what are you doing now? Yeah?
I can't walk away for a minute. What are you doing? Nothing?
Nothing, Mom, We're okay.I don't know. Everything was fine
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until you got home. Mom,Well, wait till your father gets home.
Oh really, Wait till your fathergets Wait till your father gets home.
Bomb bomb bomb. That was agreat, great song, great show.
Wait till your father gets home.That was fantastic. So she probably
have never seen that, right thatone? Actually don't know. Wait till
your father gets Wait till your fathergets Wait till your father gets home.
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It was about a couple that hadtwo kids. He was like sort of
a rock and roll, long haired, older, quirky teenager, and she
wasn't. The younger daughter was sortof a mess too, and they used
to screw around, and she usedto say, wait till your day gets
Wait till your father gets home.He'll straighten out. And he did straighten
them out. I gotta find thatsong. That's a great song. It'll
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take me just about twenty minutes todo that. Let's see if you can
find it. First, Belly youwant to Well got three seasons by the
way, Tom got it? Igot it, got it? Yeah,
I got it? Here you go, Wait till your father gets home?
Wait? How many seasons? Wasn'tthree seasons? Is that right? The
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third season only had four episodes.Barely let me find the opening here.
This is the actual cartoon special delivery. It's a trial. I have to
be there at ten tomorrow. Thatpoor boy, daddy, how can you
be so oppressed? Here? That'sthe older generations answered everything. It gets
a little tap on the head.Oh so now it's just a little tap,
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is it all right? Is thatTom bos I don't know that.
That's Tom Bosley, sir? Wow? All right, here's the song here.
This is great. Wait till yourpa get until your father gets Wait
till your father gets home. That'snot so bad, and he seldom gets
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mad and beyond and that jimmy thereit's June day like you have their own
way. And what daddy done thehill? We'll hear it. I think
my mom's swell, but she startsto you every time we have Yeah,
wait till your father gets Wait tillyour father gets Wait till your father gets
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home. See what I mean?Wait till your father gets home? Clean
Now you know that that whole serieswas based on something that put the fear
of God in all of us askids. Oh yeah, you know.
I mean, wait till your fathergets home to get punished. You know
what that reminds me of? Thatreminds me of our theme that we've been
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playing the last Okay, yeah,it does to it. There is a
vibe to that that that's actually you'reright, Crows, I don't even think
about that. Yeah, but thevibe of our theme song or our new
theme song, it's fairly close tothat. Wait, told check it down
on our socials just when a yesterdaythat our great little guy I'm a matta
or I'm sorry Gary, Gary,Gary, Gary, But yeah, that
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was a that's a good call.And of course I can't find it.
You know, I'm looking for itlike an idiot. What can I find?
I can never find that song?You have a tender song? Yeah,
yesterday, thanks mom, Wait tillyou're okay, let's see who can
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find it quicker. I got itjust the other day on the airways cool
the Conway crew came on bringing newsto you in Burbank's Heart where the scassy
boot talking with the traffic and sports, just to sit aloft till your fould
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speaking gone with jokes, the moodis never gone. Yeah that's right.
Yes, it's the same vibe ofwait till your father gets home. And
we have a great video that goesto that that our own Matthew Toffler did.
Everyone knows him as Gary and wherecan people see that? They can
see it on Instagram at Conway's showX or Twitter, Conway's show TikTok and
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Facebook and it got a great complimentfrom Petro's Papadaga's from the Petros and Money
Show compliment. He wanted to bein it. He was sad he wasn't
in it. Upset. Wait,I'm tell your father gets wait your father
get home. Did your mom eversay that to you? Belly, wait
till your father gets home? Allthe Yeah, I used to catch that
too, and that three hour twohour period between the time mom says that
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and she shuts down and your dadgets home long afternoon. She also would
go over to the phone and pickit up and said, I'll call him.
Oh is that right? Yeah?Oh that's wid What were you doing
like burning down the neighbor's house?Were you that? Yeah? That type
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yeah, yeah, stealing, No, gosh, no, taking the family
card fourteen and drinking and driving?Oh yeah, how about a kid?
Were you? You're probably pretty good? It was really good. Yeah,
it was a pretty good kid.What's the worst mess you got in?
Your mom and dad have to bailyou out of something? I'm embarrassed I
did? Is that right? Kindof di It? Was it bad?
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Well? I don't recommend people.Okay, we got to take a break.
Welcome back and tell you what Belliodid as a juvenile delinquent? I
was it was? Could you havebeen arrested for it? Well? I
will say the police visited that.Oh really, I didn't know that.
I've never heard this story because it'snot I don't come out looking good in
this story. No kidding, Iknow. But when do we all of
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a sudden start telling stories on howgreat we are? Never? Okay,
so Denver or our Golden cops showup the Golden Colorado, Yeah, Denver,
Golden Colorado, Golden Colorado show upat your house because something you did?
Yeah, wow, this is gonnabe great. EMICs, I've never
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heard this story, No you have, This is great. I can't wait
for this one. Wait till yourdad gets home. Hell, wait till
the sheriff gets home. Man,oh man, I can't wait for this.
All right, let's real quickly gothrough this and dump out, you
know, promos and crap. Idon't need I gotta get back. We
gotta get back to this real quick. Hipellio arrested. I wasn't arrested.
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I was not arrested. They showedup to arrest it. Bells behind bars,
yeah, big bites. Yeah,the old mamas yours, the old
jail mama's here. No, andwe're not gonna after I tell a story,
We're not going to start with thenicknames and stuff. We're not going
to do that. Okay, Idon't know. I don't know. Bracelets
for big Bites. Yeah? Isthat your your jailhouse name? Big bikes,
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yeah, big butts. Yeah.She gets in first in mind at
the commissary. Oh, why isthat she's new? She's big bites.
Back up, watch out, bigbites, got it, Big bites,
sell three four down the hall.Look at her, she runs. Never
brought this, all right, We'llcome back and tell you why Bellio almost
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had a career criminal record. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. I guessthe most well behaved person on the floor
here on the fourth floor in ourburbank location of iHeartMedia has got to be
Sharon Bellio. Nobody. When youmeet Sharon Bellio, you assume that she's
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never had any negative contact with thecops. I don't even think you've ever
been pulled over? Have you everbeen pulled over? When I was younger,
But when's the last time cop pulledyou over? It's been a long
like decades. Yeah, okay,because you do you don't do anything wrong.
I tried to rule leaven playing bythe rules. That's right now,
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but you do it inside and outsideof the workplace. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm a rules follower, that's right. Yeah. And you've never done,
you know, anything too well,slip on a banana peel. Yeah,
but but you were arrested as achar I wasn't arrested. No, but
you did something. Well, theycame to the house to well tell us
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the whole story, horn Orn,How did what happened to you? Well,
I'll put this disclaimer out. Kidsdon't do this at home because it
can lead to bad things. Okay, Okay, So it was a school
night, so a couple of mygirlfriends came over. I was in ninth
grade and a couple of my girlfriendscame over to you know, we were
working on a homework project together.So we went down in the basement and
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there's a phone down there, andthere was a Yellow Pages and we were
just horsing around. And then oneof our friends wasn't there with us that
night, so we decided to likestart ordering stuff to our house. Yeah,
like pizzas, and we ordered likesome tuxedos, and we ordered like
a limo. Wait minute, whereyou grew up, they had they had
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home delivery of tuxedos. No,oh no. But we placed orders with
all these like different businesses like andwe were just cracking. We thought it
was because they believed us, andso they would take the order. And
we were making the order just outrageousthat we wanted like lime green tuxedos.
You know, we're talking, yes, and I'm going to need three lime
green tuxedos, you know. Sothey're taking all our information. And we
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ordered the pizzas, and we orderedlike some fish, and we ordered all
kinds of stuff. Well, becausewe didn't let our friends' parents in on
it, and they were getting allthese phone calls to verify the orders,
they called the police and so thenwhen they went to the three of they,
I don't know how they figured outit was us, but they went
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and my other friends denied it,but when they found Ice, I admitted
it was me. Oh man.So the police showed up to the house
and they made me call all thebusinesses that I called and apologize how embarrassing
it was. And actually the businesseswere like, oh, they caught you
finally, So I learned my lesson. Where'd they catch you? Like crawling
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over the state line? No?I think, like, no, I
think. My friend like, oh, I know exactly what it was.
She thought somebody else did it andthey weren't involved in it. And that's
when I admitted that you cop toit. Huh I cop to it?
Wow? What was the punishment?I got grounded? And uh? Did
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they reduce your phone privileges? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you know that
was the thing. You had alot of kids on o this, but
when you were a kid, youhad phone privileges, yeah, and you
could destroy them. I destroyed myphone. Grounding whoever hears of kids being
grounded anymore. Never. I wasgrounded for like a whole month. I
couldn't go to any of the gamesat school, really go out after school.
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Yeah, wow, your mom anddad were strict. They were strict.
You know, it's harder on theparents to ground kids than it is
the kids. I believe that tobe true. I think it's true.
And it's hard for parents to stickto the grounding because you know, you
like, please please, please,please please, and it's hard to say
no. It wasn't hard for mydad. No months at a time in
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my room. Really yeah, wellthat was just for a C on my
report card. Oh wow, man, I we had a cake. If
I got a C. My dadbe like, would you cheat? Cheat?
Did the congratulations? Yes? Yeah? And congratulations was misspelled with a
capital C. Yes, that's right. Wow. You guys have seen my
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photos when I was a child.That's wild, man. But we used
to do those any phone calls.We never got the cops called on this
though. Well I always have tooverdo stuff. Yes, I had maybe
called one or two, it wouldn'thave been a but we called like twenty
different places. And I think thattheir parents got bombarded with phone calls and
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they weren't happy. We used tocall and I think this restaurant's not there
anymore, so I can tell thisstory on the air. But there was
Jerry's Deli and Encino and Jerry's Deliin Studio City, and we were in
the Studio City one me and abuddy, and we found out the manager
of the Studio City I think hisname was Greg, And so we went
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to the pay phone at the BowlingAlley at the Studio City location and we
called the Encino Jerry's Deli and wesaid, hey, it's that manager.
Greg goes, hey, Greg,how you doing? Oh good? Okay,
but man, we're running short ona lot of stuff. And he
goes, what do you need?What do you need? I said,
well, we need you know,three big roast beefs. We need five
cakes, We need twenty loads ofbray, We need this, We need
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napkins, and need play about abouta We had like forty things. He
goes, budd He goes, I'llput in the van. I'll be right
over. And we used to waitin the Jerry's Delian Studio City for him
to bring all this crap over andthen just sit there and watch him stuff.
He was stupid, all right,but we had nothing to do.
I was a stupid thing. Andthen we called another There was a deli
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in Sino called Froman's Deli, andso we called the owner of the Delhi
and said, hey, we're openingup a restaurant across the street named Broman's
Deli, and and we wanted tosell the same thing you're selling, but
at a cheaper price. Mcdowells,yeah. And you know what his response
was, He goes, he goes, it's very difficult to run a business.
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I wish you the best luck.Great response. Yeah, And I
said, I said, hey,we're going to run the same menu you're
running. Can we look at it? And he said, I'll have one
of my guys drive it over toyou. Where are you? He said,
you're not going to be successful,and he sort of he knew a
way to diffuse it by just saying, you know what, that's a great
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idea. I think you guys areonto something. And that was a great
way to fuse it. But thoughyou can't make phone calls like that anymore
because everybody now has caller ID andthey know where you're calling from. Or
call block, and those things Ithink are gone. I don't think you
can make a phony phone calls.Do you do that crows when you were
a kid, I tend to thinkI did. It wasn't a thing of
mine. I might have done once. It was fun to do, you
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know, just to call people andmess with them. But it does get
out of control when you know,when you order thousands of dollars worth of
tuxedos, is your refrigerator running?Oh we did those too. Your cows
in our garden, we don't havea cow. We don't have a garden.
Stupid, many people are going on. That was one of the dumbest
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things I've just heard in my life. We were in ninth grade in the
garden, we don't have a countWell, we don't have a garden.
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It's like you got the best ofthem. Oh, your refrigerator's reading you
bettter go kitchen or it stupid.It was stupid, but it was you
know, we had nothing to do. You know, we're bored. It
was it was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it all right. We're
live on KFI I at six o'clock. We have the house whispered Dean Sharp
calling us up and he's going totalk all about the garage, one of
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my favorite topics. But you knowhow to get the garage organized? What
percentage of people? I didn't knowthis, but twenty five percent of homeowners
never use the garage for their car. You know that? Twenty five percent
never put the car in the garagestorage or another room. Yeah, and
all ours is all storage. Butit's not a mess. Mark Thompson's is
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a mess. He never, henever. He has no room in his
garage for anything. It's it's allstacked of the ceiling with crap. Give
more of it away to Sharon.Yeah, the whole thing is unbeloved.
Yeah. Yeah, he took hisTV set right, he gave it to
me. I didn't take it.Well, he gave it to me.
And what did he say when thestory from Sharon coming? And what did
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he say when he gave it toHe said, we're done here. This
transaction is done. I don't careif it's got the electrical problems, if
it breaks down, if it getsa crack, if it's missing a piece,
I don't want to hear about it. Where you're done? Is that
understood? And you still use thatTV right, it's beautiful, it's great.
Haven't had any issues? Wow?Can't wait for him to get tired
of the one I ask? Nowthe stereo system? Yes, hey,
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how's the pool mark? You're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty. He's talking toBelly O during the break and about you
know if you ever stolen anything?Oh? Boy? And I don't know.
I think you said you stole anegg, two eggs because I was
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making a cake from a grocery store. We didn't have any howls? Were
you? Did you do it today? Last week? Kidding? I was
like fourteen or something? And thenGary said he once stole a little tiny
piece of candy from a seven toeleven? And I said, hey,
Crow, did you ever get theyou steal anything? He goes, Buddy,
he goes, I did nine yearsfor arm robbery? Oh wait?
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Is that know that? Man?Oh man? Get around? You ever
steal anything? Crows when you werea kid? I broke into a ice
cream candy truck once in the middleof the night. Is that right?
Yeah? Wow? Armed robbery?Do you have a gun? Ye?
No, strong arms? Did youget caught for it? Really? Still
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I got away with it. Man, did you get to our now and
laters? And what were the longthin candies arabbaz abbas? No? No,
no, they were like sour appleand things like that. Oh yeah,
the hard ones, Oh yeah,yeah, those were great. What
were those called? Man? Thosewere they had? They were? They
came in like strawberry, cherry,grape, Yeah, they were, they
were. Yes, watermelon. Watermelonwas really tough to get. No,
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no, it was a long itwas almost like like an inch wide inches
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were great. I
remember your heads are like you couldthere, you can't see through them,
like they're translucent. These were translucent. Yeah, and they remember in school
they sold them right next to theabbas. But the only thing I stole
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for some reason, and look,I don't know why, but we stole
pantyhose, you know, kind ofodd as a twelve year old, very
odd, but it was remember legs, They just gone in an egg and
we just I didn't know what wasin the egg. We just took an
egg and it was pantyhose. SoI remember at Rexol in Encino or in
the Sino, Yeah, right offBalbou in Ventura, where we didn't know
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what to do with them, youknow, we just all of a sudden
we had pantyhose. So I tiedone end too a phone pole and one
end to the back of my bicycleand drove off to rip him in a
half. The panty hose held itripped the bike apart, and I went
over the handlebars and I landed onmy face, and I had a black
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eye, and I was cut onmy head. My arm was left up
for about a month, and mybike was destroyed. And I brought my
bike home. It was like thetires were broken, the seat was pulled
off. It was like the worstthing I've ever stolen in my life.
But I remember I got caught thefirst time I ever drank in my life.
I was fifteen, and my buddy'smom was out of town and his
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dad lived in Florida, so wehad the whole house to ourselves, and
we found a bottle of wine thathis mom had, and I drank an
entire bottle of wine by myself atfifteen, having never had a drink in
my life. And I got upto leave it his house at like ten
o'clock at night, and I walkedout the front door, and I fell
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on the pavement and I didn't putmy hands out to soften the blow.
I just fell right on my faceand I busted up my nose again with
a black eye, cuts all overmy face, and I had to sleep
over because I couldn't go home likethat. So I slept at his house
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and I went home at eight o'clockthe next morning. And before I got
home, I was riding my bikehome. Before I got home, I
ghost You know what ghost riding iswhere you jump off your bike and the
bike continues. I ghost rid,if that's a term. I ghost ridd
my bike into a wall and soI broke the front tire and the handlebars
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were messed up a little, andso I wanted to tell my dad when
I got home. I get home, my face is all scabbed. I
I have a black eye, gota cut on the size of my head.
My shirt's ripped, and he goes, oh my god. He goes
what I said, Oh, Igot into a bike accident last night,
And he goes, oh, that'shorrible. And as I got closer to
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him, he was examining, likethe wounds on my face, and he
said, uh, can I askyou a question. I said, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.He said, did you run your
bike into a into a winery?Because I guess I can imagine still smell
like wine. But that was hisway of saying, I knew what you
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did, yeah, and just don'tdo that anymore. Did Angel steal anything?
As did you steal anything? Angel? So I didn't mean too only
boys, only boy's hearts. Yes. I was a little kid, like
maybe five years old, and Ihad walked down to the little corner market
(30:51):
with my dad one morning. Neededa little milk for my oatmeal. So
we're down there and I'm at thecounter. He's in the back at the
U refrigerated area grabbing the milk.I'm looking at all the candy at the
cashier and you know, all thelittle individual pieces and they have them in
the box and stuff. Well,there wasn't a price tag on the box
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or on the pieces, so Ithought it was free, so I started
loading my pockets up with candy.My dad comes up to the counter and
he's like, okay, we'll justtake this milk. And the cashier's like,
is that it? And he goes, yeah, that's it. And
it's like, what about all thecandy your daughter shoved into her pockets and
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I'm like, oh my gosh.And he's like, did you put candy
in your pockets? I'm like yeah, but it's free. So I had
to unload my my pockets and Ididn't get any candy. Oh I almost
got away with it. Yeah,I almost got away with it. Gary.
Did you steal anything? Yeah,yeah, just candy? Similar,
similar, similar, Yeah, Iget it, man, oh candy Fooshit
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never steal anything, absolutely not.Yeah. Terrified of cops. I'm being
arrested at and my my mom too. Yeah, I remember real quickly.
I went to Broadway and one ofmy friends goes, hey, you want
to do create some mischief. I'mlike, yeah, okay, but we're
gonna do like maybe throw water balloonsat somebody whatever. And so I'm distracting
the woman. He goes, hey, distract that woman for me, and
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I said, oh, can Isee that time X watch? And she's
looking and showing the time I canwatch. He opens the cash register and
takes all the cash and runs andI'm like, oh, but what,
I didn't sign up for this.I know what's going on here. And
he eventually got off, but thecops showed up and it was a big
deal. It was a big deal, and I'm like, oh man,
I got it. I gotta rethinkwhat's going on. Yeah. Yeah,
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that's not the way to go,No, especially nowadays, not the way
to come. All right, we'llcome back. The King of Houses is
that he's gone Dean Shark, theDean the Ding, the Dean Dong segment,
and he's the house whisper. Andwe're gonna talk about garages because this
is the first weekend that we canfix our garage without it raining. All
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right, Live, We're on KFIin Surprive Conway Show on demand on the
iHeartRadio app. Now you can alwayshear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on the iHeart
Radio app.
It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. The Into ItDome that's where the Clippers will be playing.
The Clippers will be playing at theInto A Dome and the construction is
nearly done. To say, agood day of course for this franchise,
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as they are updating the media onthe progress of this major project here in
Englewood. Into a Dome the biggestfeature in this building. There are a
number of them. They have thewall. Okay, please don't talk about
the bathrooms. Every time they mentionedthat joint. They always talk about how
many toilets they have. You cando that once, but nobody goes to
(00:43):
see the Clippers or the Lakers orthe Kings because there's a lot of toilets.
I've never heard that my life,not once, like, oh,
I can't wait to get there andsee how many toilets they have. Nobody
cares, but yet they always bringit up. Always the walls. About
forty seven hundred fans are very ableto be able to sit basically stand the
whole game and get in for aboutthirty dollars per game. There are a
(01:06):
number of ways to get with that. Seems like a good deal to stand
the whole game, all right,I don't know, maybe it is,
that's possible. I don't know.I like seats basically stand the whole game
and get in for about thirty dollarsper game. There are a number of
ways to get and be a partof the wall, and go of course
to the Clippers website and check outhow to be a part of that.
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But the project is ongoing. It'sgoing to conclude here in about four or
so months with Bruno Mars opening up. Wow, the first concert is this
building. And as for the teampresident, Gillian Zucker, I caught up
with her and she certainly had thatsmile knowing this project has been going extremely
well. There's nothing like it.I think it takes so many things from
(01:49):
so many different places that we've beenthat have like this intense vibe but are
also a lot of fun. Soif you think about what goes on in
European soccer, if you think whatgoes on in American college basketball, and
you combined those things together and thenyou added a few, you know,
additional features that are uniquely our own, that's what the ball is going to
be like, I think, anexperience where you know, people who come
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here are going to be delighted tobe a part of it if they get
a chance to do that, andthey're going to be delighted to watch it
if they're not sitting in that area. Okay, I'm excited to see this
place. It's designed solely for basketball, and you know, like some concerts,
but it's not designed for hockey andor other like you know, sports
arena type games. It's just forbasketball. The primary goal was to put
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every seat in there and make itgreat to watch a basketball game, and
that's never happened before for the NBA. I think this is the first one,
the first stadium is designed specifically justfor basketball. Now, look,
I might be completely wrong, butin a big city like Los Angeles to
have a stadium that's designed just forbasketball is great, fantastic, And that's
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in the area of Lax and Lax. So let's get an update on the
people mover there on the Big Bridgeand how we can get into Lax quicker,
hopefully to reduce stress getting here atthe airport. It's the first of
several vertical cores, or in Layman'sterms, walkways to get travelers, but
give travelers, I should say,easier access to the terminals. One in
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front of a bus of the lateMayor of Los Angeles, Tom Bradley,
the vertical Core to give travelers easieraccess to the Bradley International Terminal. He
is now open. You know,whenever I hear Tom Bradley's name, we
used to have a guy, oneof our producers over kalas X. When
Tom Bradley died and Tom Bradley wasthere was an investigation going on with him,
(03:52):
and I don't know how serious itwas, but we used to have
Krazel. You'll remember this. Youremember the city news service where you to
rip off the news off the wire. Yeah, we still have it.
We still have it, we do. Is that right? But doesn't print
like that on on matrix or printingpress or not like a like a he
used to come out and rolls ofpaper a teletype. Yeah, they still
(04:15):
we still have the tell Yeah,we still have that. That's all digital,
okay, but we used to.You know, those rolls of paper
you could hear whenever it's a breakingstory, you hear about it, and
you would rip it off and toread it on the air. And and
but there was a way to stopthe role and to write our own news.
You know, you could literally correctit on the paper or write your
own news. So we wrote inthe City News service that Tom Bradley was
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was arrested posthumously, that after hedied, he was arrested, he was
handcuffed and taken in And so wegave it to one of our producers and
said, hey, can you checkthis out? This seems odd that he
was arrested after he died, andhe called city They called city hall to
ask if they had arrested Tom BradyTom Bradley after he died, and he
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didn't. He didn't believe, youknow. The first guy said no,
no, no, it didn't happen. And this guy wanted to be like
such a like a you know,like a mover shaker type producer. He
goes, I don't believe that guy. I called five different people hell said
the same thing. It was classic, Hey did you arrest Tom Bradley after
he died? And like, now, of course we did. What's wrong
(05:23):
with you? Where are you callingfrom? Like, oh, we're calling
from a news station in La OnlyWorld Airports has invested just over three hundred
and thirty five million dollars wow onthese walkways, one at Bradley International and
then one in between terminals four andfive, and then upgrading the one at
Terminal seven. This project alone,this is the Mayor Mayor Bass. This
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project alone has created over thirty sixhundred jobs, many of them for local
workers and includes graduates of the HigherLAX Apprenticeship Readiness Program. This project also
puts over one hundred and sixty sevenmillion dollars into our local businesses. The
walkways will be built by American Deltaand Southwest Airlines at terminals four and five,
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two and three and Terminal one.These walkways can be reached by elevator
or escalator. They'll eventually connect tothe automatic people Mover. Sources till Eyewitness
us that trains will be put onthe track in a few months for testing.
That's great, Man LAX has finallygot together. Delays have put back
the opening of the people Mover tosorry, same old, same old.
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Delays have put back the opening ofthe people Mover to possibly the fall of
twenty twenty five. Oh, it'ssupposed to be this year. As a
matter of fact, it's moposed tobe last year that they were done with
it. When this facility opens,when this automated people mover opens, it's
going to connect us to a trainstation a couple of miles away from here.
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We're actually extending our airport by overtwo and a half miles to the
east, and we're creating more accessfor our customers and more importantly for our
employees. And we're connecting to theLa Metro system. There you go,
the La Metro system. So thatsounds dangerous, and assurance is all around
that this is going to be alldone and ready for travelers when the World
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Cup comes to North America and herein Los Angeles, and we'll definitely be
ready to go when the Olympics comein twenty twenty eight. Yeah, the
Olympics are right around the corner.You know, it's nearly twenty twenty five
and we're three years away from theOlympics. We got to clean the city
up. We got to all,you know, get our clothes pressed,
get our cars washed. It's comingof fact, yeah, and we got
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to make sure we pick up trash. You know, we got to make
sure that when people come to thecity, we put on our you know,
our best behavior best suit. Nomore flicking out your cigarette butts out
the window of the car, andat least for a while, no more
of that. But we've got areally straighten up around here, you know.
No crime, no littering, nomurders. No, we got to
got to you know, tidy uparound here. When the world comes to
(08:01):
see us, world's coming, everybody, they're gonna be our guest. We
gotta show them that, you know, we're not huge dirty a holes.
What a name for the town?Yeah, dirty dirty a holes. Welcome
to Welcome to huge dirty a holes. Oh great, where are you staying
downtown? Dirty a hole? You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
(08:24):
kf I am six forty. Sometimesmy timing with Steph Fush is off a
little, but we're like a quarterbackand a center. We need that timing,
you know, and most of thetime it's right on. You know,
the ball gets handed to me orto you and off the races.
Just got to touch him on thebutt in that special way. That's right,
that's right. You don't mind,do you me? Yeah? No,
(08:52):
you don't mind touching my butt?Yeah? Yeah, I get ready.
There fell in the background, shegets her headphones through, so she
couldn't hear. Yeah. Wait,what what are you doing now? Yeah?
I can't walk away for a minute. What are you doing? Nothing?
Nothing, Mom, We're okay.I don't know. Everything was fine
(09:13):
until you got home. Mom,Well, wait till your father gets home.
Oh really, Wait till your fathergets Wait till your father gets home.
Bomb bomb bomb. That was agreat, great song, great show.
Wait till your father gets home.That was fantastic. So she probably
have never seen that, right thatone? Actually don't know. Wait till
your father gets Wait till your fathergets Wait till your father gets home.
(09:37):
It was about a couple that hadtwo kids. He was like sort of
a rock and roll, long haired, older, quirky teenager, and she
wasn't. The younger daughter was sortof a mess too, and they used
to screw around, and she usedto say, wait till your day gets
Wait till your father gets home.He'll straighten out. And he did straighten
them out. I gotta find thatsong. That's a great song. It'll
(10:01):
take me just about twenty minutes todo that. Let's see if you can
find it. First, Belly youwant to Well got three seasons by the
way, Tom got it? Igot it, got it? Yeah,
I got it? Here you go, Wait till your father gets home?
Wait? How many seasons? Wasn'tthree seasons? Is that right? The
(10:22):
third season only had four episodes.Barely let me find the opening here.
This is the actual cartoon special delivery. It's a trial. I have to
be there at ten tomorrow. Thatpoor boy, daddy, how can you
be so oppressed? Here? That'sthe older generations answered everything. It gets
a little tap on the head.Oh so now it's just a little tap,
(10:43):
is it all right? Is thatTom bos I don't know that.
That's Tom Bosley, sir? Wow? All right, here's the song here.
This is great. Wait till yourpa get until your father gets Wait
till your father gets home. That'snot so bad, and he seldom gets
(11:03):
mad and beyond and that jimmy thereit's June day like you have their own
way. And what daddy done thehill? We'll hear it. I think
my mom's swell, but she startsto you every time we have Yeah,
wait till your father gets Wait tillyour father gets Wait till your father gets
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home. See what I mean?Wait till your father gets home? Clean
Now you know that that whole serieswas based on something that put the fear
of God in all of us askids. Oh yeah, you know.
I mean, wait till your fathergets home to get punished. You know
what that reminds me of? Thatreminds me of our theme that we've been
(11:45):
playing the last Okay, yeah,it does to it. There is a
vibe to that that that's actually you'reright, Crows, I don't even think
about that. Yeah, but thevibe of our theme song or our new
theme song, it's fairly close tothat. Wait, told check it down
on our socials just when a yesterdaythat our great little guy I'm a matta
or I'm sorry Gary, Gary,Gary, Gary, But yeah, that
(12:09):
was a that's a good call.And of course I can't find it.
You know, I'm looking for itlike an idiot. What can I find?
I can never find that song?You have a tender song? Yeah,
yesterday, thanks mom, Wait tillyou're okay, let's see who can
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find it quicker. I got itjust the other day on the airways cool
the Conway crew came on bringing newsto you in Burbank's Heart where the scassy
boot talking with the traffic and sports, just to sit aloft till your fould
(12:54):
speaking gone with jokes, the moodis never gone. Yeah that's right.
Yes, it's the same vibe ofwait till your father gets home. And
we have a great video that goesto that that our own Matthew Toffler did.
Everyone knows him as Gary and wherecan people see that? They can
see it on Instagram at Conway's showX or Twitter, Conway's show TikTok and
(13:18):
Facebook and it got a great complimentfrom Petro's Papadaga's from the Petros and Money
Show compliment. He wanted to bein it. He was sad he wasn't
in it. Upset. Wait,I'm tell your father gets wait your father
get home. Did your mom eversay that to you? Belly, wait
till your father gets home? Allthe Yeah, I used to catch that
too, and that three hour twohour period between the time mom says that
(13:41):
and she shuts down and your dadgets home long afternoon. She also would
go over to the phone and pickit up and said, I'll call him.
Oh is that right? Yeah?Oh that's wid What were you doing
like burning down the neighbor's house?Were you that? Yeah? That type
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yeah, yeah, stealing, No, gosh, no, taking the family
card fourteen and drinking and driving?Oh yeah, how about a kid?
Were you? You're probably pretty good? It was really good. Yeah,
it was a pretty good kid.What's the worst mess you got in?
Your mom and dad have to bailyou out of something? I'm embarrassed I
did? Is that right? Kindof di It? Was it bad?
(14:24):
Well? I don't recommend people.Okay, we got to take a break.
Welcome back and tell you what Belliodid as a juvenile delinquent? I
was it was? Could you havebeen arrested for it? Well? I
will say the police visited that.Oh really, I didn't know that.
I've never heard this story because it'snot I don't come out looking good in
this story. No kidding, Iknow. But when do we all of
(14:46):
a sudden start telling stories on howgreat we are? Never? Okay,
so Denver or our Golden cops showup the Golden Colorado, Yeah, Denver,
Golden Colorado, Golden Colorado show upat your house because something you did?
Yeah, wow, this is gonnabe great. EMICs, I've never
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heard this story, No you have, This is great. I can't wait
for this one. Wait till yourdad gets home. Hell, wait till
the sheriff gets home. Man,oh man, I can't wait for this.
All right, let's real quickly gothrough this and dump out, you
know, promos and crap. Idon't need I gotta get back. We
gotta get back to this real quick. Hipellio arrested. I wasn't arrested.
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I was not arrested. They showedup to arrest it. Bells behind bars,
yeah, big bites. Yeah,the old mamas yours, the old
jail mama's here. No, andwe're not gonna after I tell a story,
We're not going to start with thenicknames and stuff. We're not going
to do that. Okay, Idon't know. I don't know. Bracelets
for big Bites. Yeah? Isthat your your jailhouse name? Big bikes,
(15:54):
yeah, big butts. Yeah.She gets in first in mind at
the commissary. Oh, why isthat she's new? She's big bites.
Back up, watch out, bigbites, got it, Big bites,
sell three four down the hall.Look at her, she runs. Never
brought this, all right, We'llcome back and tell you why Bellio almost
(16:15):
had a career criminal record. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. I guessthe most well behaved person on the floor
here on the fourth floor in ourburbank location of iHeartMedia has got to be
Sharon Bellio. Nobody. When youmeet Sharon Bellio, you assume that she's
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never had any negative contact with thecops. I don't even think you've ever
been pulled over? Have you everbeen pulled over? When I was younger,
But when's the last time cop pulledyou over? It's been a long
like decades. Yeah, okay,because you do you don't do anything wrong.
I tried to rule leaven playing bythe rules. That's right now,
(17:02):
but you do it inside and outsideof the workplace. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm a rules follower, that's right. Yeah. And you've never done,
you know, anything too well,slip on a banana peel. Yeah,
but but you were arrested as achar I wasn't arrested. No, but
you did something. Well, theycame to the house to well tell us
(17:26):
the whole story, horn Orn,How did what happened to you? Well,
I'll put this disclaimer out. Kidsdon't do this at home because it
can lead to bad things. Okay, Okay, So it was a school
night, so a couple of mygirlfriends came over. I was in ninth
grade and a couple of my girlfriendscame over to you know, we were
working on a homework project together.So we went down in the basement and
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there's a phone down there, andthere was a Yellow Pages and we were
just horsing around. And then oneof our friends wasn't there with us that
night, so we decided to likestart ordering stuff to our house. Yeah,
like pizzas, and we ordered likesome tuxedos, and we ordered like
a limo. Wait minute, whereyou grew up, they had they had
(18:11):
home delivery of tuxedos. No,oh no. But we placed orders with
all these like different businesses like andwe were just cracking. We thought it
was because they believed us, andso they would take the order. And
we were making the order just outrageousthat we wanted like lime green tuxedos.
You know, we're talking, yes, and I'm going to need three lime
green tuxedos, you know. Sothey're taking all our information. And we
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ordered the pizzas, and we orderedlike some fish, and we ordered all
kinds of stuff. Well, becausewe didn't let our friends' parents in on
it, and they were getting allthese phone calls to verify the orders,
they called the police and so thenwhen they went to the three of they,
I don't know how they figured outit was us, but they went
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and my other friends denied it,but when they found Ice, I admitted
it was me. Oh man.So the police showed up to the house
and they made me call all thebusinesses that I called and apologize how embarrassing
it was. And actually the businesseswere like, oh, they caught you
finally, So I learned my lesson. Where'd they catch you? Like crawling
(19:22):
over the state line? No?I think, like, no, I
think. My friend like, oh, I know exactly what it was.
She thought somebody else did it andthey weren't involved in it. And that's
when I admitted that you cop toit. Huh I cop to it?
Wow? What was the punishment?I got grounded? And uh? Did
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they reduce your phone privileges? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you know that
was the thing. You had alot of kids on o this, but
when you were a kid, youhad phone privileges, yeah, and you
could destroy them. I destroyed myphone. Grounding whoever hears of kids being
grounded anymore. Never. I wasgrounded for like a whole month. I
couldn't go to any of the gamesat school, really go out after school.
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Yeah, wow, your mom anddad were strict. They were strict.
You know, it's harder on theparents to ground kids than it is
the kids. I believe that tobe true. I think it's true.
And it's hard for parents to stickto the grounding because you know, you
like, please please, please,please please, and it's hard to say
no. It wasn't hard for mydad. No months at a time in
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my room. Really yeah, wellthat was just for a C on my
report card. Oh wow, man, I we had a cake. If
I got a C. My dadbe like, would you cheat? Cheat?
Did the congratulations? Yes? Yeah? And congratulations was misspelled with a
capital C. Yes, that's right. Wow. You guys have seen my
(20:53):
photos when I was a child.That's wild, man. But we used
to do those any phone calls.We never got the cops called on this
though. Well I always have tooverdo stuff. Yes, I had maybe
called one or two, it wouldn'thave been a but we called like twenty
different places. And I think thattheir parents got bombarded with phone calls and
(21:14):
they weren't happy. We used tocall and I think this restaurant's not there
anymore, so I can tell thisstory on the air. But there was
Jerry's Deli and Encino and Jerry's Deliin Studio City, and we were in
the Studio City one me and abuddy, and we found out the manager
of the Studio City I think hisname was Greg, And so we went
(21:37):
to the pay phone at the BowlingAlley at the Studio City location and we
called the Encino Jerry's Deli and wesaid, hey, it's that manager.
Greg goes, hey, Greg,how you doing? Oh good? Okay,
but man, we're running short ona lot of stuff. And he
goes, what do you need?What do you need? I said,
well, we need you know,three big roast beefs. We need five
cakes, We need twenty loads ofbray, We need this, We need
(22:00):
napkins, and need play about abouta We had like forty things. He
goes, budd He goes, I'llput in the van. I'll be right
over. And we used to waitin the Jerry's Delian Studio City for him
to bring all this crap over andthen just sit there and watch him stuff.
He was stupid, all right,but we had nothing to do.
I was a stupid thing. Andthen we called another There was a deli
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in Sino called Froman's Deli, andso we called the owner of the Delhi
and said, hey, we're openingup a restaurant across the street named Broman's
Deli, and and we wanted tosell the same thing you're selling, but
at a cheaper price. Mcdowells,yeah. And you know what his response
was, He goes, he goes, it's very difficult to run a business.
(22:45):
I wish you the best luck.Great response. Yeah, And I
said, I said, hey,we're going to run the same menu you're
running. Can we look at it? And he said, I'll have one
of my guys drive it over toyou. Where are you? He said,
you're not going to be successful,and he sort of he knew a
way to diffuse it by just saying, you know what, that's a great
(23:07):
idea. I think you guys areonto something. And that was a great
way to fuse it. But thoughyou can't make phone calls like that anymore
because everybody now has caller ID andthey know where you're calling from. Or
call block, and those things Ithink are gone. I don't think you
can make a phony phone calls.Do you do that crows when you were
a kid, I tend to thinkI did. It wasn't a thing of
mine. I might have done once. It was fun to do, you
(23:27):
know, just to call people andmess with them. But it does get
out of control when you know,when you order thousands of dollars worth of
tuxedos, is your refrigerator running?Oh we did those too. Your cows
in our garden, we don't havea cow. We don't have a garden.
Stupid, many people are going on. That was one of the dumbest
(23:53):
things I've just heard in my life. We were in ninth grade in the
garden, we don't have a countWell, we don't have a garden.
(24:14):
It's like you got the best ofthem. Oh, your refrigerator's reading you
bettter go kitchen or it stupid.It was stupid, but it was you
know, we had nothing to do. You know, we're bored. It
was it was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it all right. We're
live on KFI I at six o'clock. We have the house whispered Dean Sharp
calling us up and he's going totalk all about the garage, one of
(24:34):
my favorite topics. But you knowhow to get the garage organized? What
percentage of people? I didn't knowthis, but twenty five percent of homeowners
never use the garage for their car. You know that? Twenty five percent
never put the car in the garagestorage or another room. Yeah, and
all ours is all storage. Butit's not a mess. Mark Thompson's is
(24:56):
a mess. He never, henever. He has no room in his
garage for anything. It's it's allstacked of the ceiling with crap. Give
more of it away to Sharon.Yeah, the whole thing is unbeloved.
Yeah. Yeah, he took hisTV set right, he gave it to
me. I didn't take it.Well, he gave it to me.
And what did he say when thestory from Sharon coming? And what did
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he say when he gave it toHe said, we're done here. This
transaction is done. I don't careif it's got the electrical problems, if
it breaks down, if it getsa crack, if it's missing a piece,
I don't want to hear about it. Where you're done? Is that
understood? And you still use thatTV right, it's beautiful, it's great.
Haven't had any issues? Wow?Can't wait for him to get tired
of the one I ask? Nowthe stereo system? Yes, hey,
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how's the pool mark? You're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty. He's talking toBelly O during the break and about you
know if you ever stolen anything?Oh? Boy? And I don't know.
I think you said you stole anegg, two eggs because I was
(26:00):
making a cake from a grocery store. We didn't have any howls? Were
you? Did you do it today? Last week? Kidding? I was
like fourteen or something? And thenGary said he once stole a little tiny
piece of candy from a seven toeleven? And I said, hey,
Crow, did you ever get theyou steal anything? He goes, Buddy,
he goes, I did nine yearsfor arm robbery? Oh wait?
(26:22):
Is that know that? Man?Oh man? Get around? You ever
steal anything? Crows when you werea kid? I broke into a ice
cream candy truck once in the middleof the night. Is that right?
Yeah? Wow? Armed robbery?Do you have a gun? Ye?
No, strong arms? Did youget caught for it? Really? Still
(26:45):
I got away with it. Man, did you get to our now and
laters? And what were the longthin candies arabbaz abbas? No? No,
no, they were like sour appleand things like that. Oh yeah,
the hard ones, Oh yeah,yeah, those were great. What
were those called? Man? Thosewere they had? They were? They
came in like strawberry, cherry,grape, Yeah, they were, they
were. Yes, watermelon. Watermelonwas really tough to get. No,
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no, it was a long itwas almost like like an inch wide inches
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were great. I
remember your heads are like you couldthere, you can't see through them,
like they're translucent. These were translucent. Yeah, and they remember in school
they sold them right next to theabbas. But the only thing I stole
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for some reason, and look,I don't know why, but we stole
pantyhose, you know, kind ofodd as a twelve year old, very
odd, but it was remember legs, They just gone in an egg and
we just I didn't know what wasin the egg. We just took an
egg and it was pantyhose. SoI remember at Rexol in Encino or in
the Sino, Yeah, right offBalbou in Ventura, where we didn't know
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what to do with them, youknow, we just all of a sudden
we had pantyhose. So I tiedone end too a phone pole and one
end to the back of my bicycleand drove off to rip him in a
half. The panty hose held itripped the bike apart, and I went
over the handlebars and I landed onmy face, and I had a black
(28:17):
eye, and I was cut onmy head. My arm was left up
for about a month, and mybike was destroyed. And I brought my
bike home. It was like thetires were broken, the seat was pulled
off. It was like the worstthing I've ever stolen in my life.
But I remember I got caught thefirst time I ever drank in my life.
I was fifteen, and my buddy'smom was out of town and his
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dad lived in Florida, so wehad the whole house to ourselves, and
we found a bottle of wine thathis mom had, and I drank an
entire bottle of wine by myself atfifteen, having never had a drink in
my life. And I got upto leave it his house at like ten
o'clock at night, and I walkedout the front door, and I fell
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on the pavement and I didn't putmy hands out to soften the blow.
I just fell right on my faceand I busted up my nose again with
a black eye, cuts all overmy face, and I had to sleep
over because I couldn't go home likethat. So I slept at his house
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and I went home at eight o'clockthe next morning. And before I got
home, I was riding my bikehome. Before I got home, I
ghost You know what ghost riding iswhere you jump off your bike and the
bike continues. I ghost rid,if that's a term. I ghost ridd
my bike into a wall and soI broke the front tire and the handlebars
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were messed up a little, andso I wanted to tell my dad when
I got home. I get home, my face is all scabbed. I
I have a black eye, gota cut on the size of my head.
My shirt's ripped, and he goes, oh my god. He goes
what I said, Oh, Igot into a bike accident last night,
And he goes, oh, that'shorrible. And as I got closer to
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him, he was examining, likethe wounds on my face, and he
said, uh, can I askyou a question. I said, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.He said, did you run your
bike into a into a winery?Because I guess I can imagine still smell
like wine. But that was hisway of saying, I knew what you
(30:30):
did, yeah, and just don'tdo that anymore. Did Angel steal anything?
As did you steal anything? Angel? So I didn't mean too only
boys, only boy's hearts. Yes. I was a little kid, like
maybe five years old, and Ihad walked down to the little corner market
(30:51):
with my dad one morning. Neededa little milk for my oatmeal. So
we're down there and I'm at thecounter. He's in the back at the
U refrigerated area grabbing the milk.I'm looking at all the candy at the
cashier and you know, all thelittle individual pieces and they have them in
the box and stuff. Well,there wasn't a price tag on the box
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or on the pieces, so Ithought it was free, so I started
loading my pockets up with candy.My dad comes up to the counter and
he's like, okay, we'll justtake this milk. And the cashier's like,
is that it? And he goes, yeah, that's it. And
it's like, what about all thecandy your daughter shoved into her pockets and
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I'm like, oh my gosh.And he's like, did you put candy
in your pockets? I'm like yeah, but it's free. So I had
to unload my my pockets and Ididn't get any candy. Oh I almost
got away with it. Yeah,I almost got away with it. Gary.
Did you steal anything? Yeah,yeah, just candy? Similar,
similar, similar, Yeah, Iget it, man, oh candy Fooshit
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never steal anything, absolutely not.Yeah. Terrified of cops. I'm being
arrested at and my my mom too. Yeah, I remember real quickly.
I went to Broadway and one ofmy friends goes, hey, you want
to do create some mischief. I'mlike, yeah, okay, but we're
gonna do like maybe throw water balloonsat somebody whatever. And so I'm distracting
the woman. He goes, hey, distract that woman for me, and
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I said, oh, can Isee that time X watch? And she's
looking and showing the time I canwatch. He opens the cash register and
takes all the cash and runs andI'm like, oh, but what,
I didn't sign up for this.I know what's going on here. And
he eventually got off, but thecops showed up and it was a big
deal. It was a big deal, and I'm like, oh man,
I got it. I gotta rethinkwhat's going on. Yeah. Yeah,
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that's not the way to go,No, especially nowadays, not the way
to come. All right, we'llcome back. The King of Houses is
that he's gone Dean Shark, theDean the Ding, the Dean Dong segment,
and he's the house whisper. Andwe're gonna talk about garages because this
is the first weekend that we canfix our garage without it raining. All
(33:06):
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