April 24, 2024 • 29 mins
Mark Thompson is in for the show today! / DA George Gascon just held a live presser about the arrest of the suspect in the Mayor Bass home break-in and provided updated details on the break-in. // KFI cash giveaways are happening! / Conway’s time and bets at the race track this weekend. / Bellio’s split between the Lakers and Denver Nuggets fandom, and the buzzer beater shot from last night’s game.// Mayor Karen Bass’s home break-in just happened, and a cop was shot yesterday. / The rules at Dodgers stadium and the need for everyone to follow them. // A comedian was arrested at Dodgers stadium because she refused to follow the handbag rule/policy.
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It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. It'sConway Show. Mark Thompson's here on a
Tuesday. Thanks everybody, Well pleaseme see please please, I'm humble.
Really yeah, everybody enjoys this guy. I love being here. George Gascon,
you're a district attorney guy who isunder a lot of pressure to put
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some criminals behind bars. Just spokeout about the lad that shot the cop
yesterday. A cop on a motorcyclein the West Covina area, minding his
own business at a stoplight and Banggets shot in the back. They find
the guy because cameras are everywhere.You can't kill anybody anymore, Thank god.
There's cameras everywhere. There's license platetrackers everywhere. If you go from
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here to Colorado, they said,your license plate is tracked about one hundred
and sixty times because it's public information. So they have cameras that will track
your plate all the way way toColorado. And if you make that trip,
you know, three, four orfive times a month they want to
pull you over and go, hey, what's going on with you? Sure
you're running you're running drugs, you'rerunning guns, or you're just running I
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don't know. The press conference thatGas going, I think is still currently
do it. He's taking questions now. Was all about the break in at
the mayor's home on Oh it's notright, okay, charge instead have been
filed against the guys the book thatsomebody else do not even talking about this
guy yet. Oh my god,there's so much crime. He can't keep
up with it. One interesting littlefacet of it that he announced in the
in these charges to I think atleast two felonies that were that he's been
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charged with, the second being tovandalism, but he did mention that he's
going to be using using prior strikesin the prosecution of which is unusual for
Gas, going Wow, this guyreally turned around. Huh. He got
the message that the people aren't intocrime, and that's wild man. When
he first started there, there wasno strikes at all. You know,
you could wipe people out and he'dbe like, yeah, I just don't
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see it. I don't see it. Let's find out what George Gascal in
the district attorney said moments ago.Right here in Los Angeles, there's accused
of breaking into the official Windsor Squareof Residents of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.
Yeah, some cat broke into MayorBass's office, and I was wrong.
I got apologize. I got somebad information yesterday. You know,
because you know you've been in radioand TV for a long time, you
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have your connections. I do.You can call it a John Beard and
say, hey, what do yousay? What do you know? I
can do better than even that?Wow, I of connections. Okay,
what happened when I had a connection? Somebody told me that the guy who
broke in to the Mayor's house wasa hairstylist who worked at a at a
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high end salon in Beverly Hills,and he broke in to find out the
secret to Karen Bass's haird Oh,I see that's not that's not the reason,
has nothing to do with it.Yeah, so I got screwed.
I'm not using that connection again.No, I wouldn't. Yeah, that's
the thing, one and done.I believe that, you know it made
sense. Sure, sure had ahot look, right, you know,
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I get it By shattering a rearglass door cast him between five and ten
dollars dollars worth of damage. Ohmy god, mister Hunter was caught by
the glass and left bloss stains throughoutthe house. Well, you have a
ten thousand dollar glass door in themayor's mansion. It seems high. Ten
thousand dollars for a sliding glass door. Yeah, I don't know what they
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go for now is actually yeah,I don't know. I think the house
whisper probably could have gotten a betterdeal. Yeah, I think you need
I think she needs American Vision windows. Oh that's right. You know,
by the way, could they ifyou had it down, you can't even
break it? Yeah, that's right, yes, yeah, thinkings wrong with
that with mayor bios, her daughter'sson in law and grindth shyal work.
That would be wild. By theway, if if the district attorney came
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on and did the kind of productplacement that you wouldn't that be great visions?
Everything was an excuse to do productplacement, that's right. Yeah,
yeah, So the ten thousand dollarswindows broken. Fortunately, they've already called
American Vision windows. Yes, andthey're going to put gates and you know,
high end screens. Thanks to Winstonscreen doors. You're going to get
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that going we're recommending an alarm system, simply safe sixty dollars a month,
right, and they towed his carfrom the driveway, So that's going to
cars for kids one eight seven sevencars for kids. Any questions, Yeah,
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sir, why are you doing allthese spots? We're getting all this
thing paid for with them. MayorBiles, her daughter's son in law and
grind child were inside. Okay,So these are the people that were inside
the house when it was broken in, By the way, that's pretty it's
alarming, it's terrible, it's reallybad. Yeah, but why are people
breaking into her house? Isn't shouldn'tshe be the most protected person in La
You'd think she's the highest official who'shigher than her in La in La City,
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nobody. She's the mayor's official andthey breaking her house and general family
there. Mayor Biose, her daughters, son in law and grinth her son
in law, Mayor Bath, herdaughters, her daughter, her son in
law, son in law, andin grinthild and her grand child. Yep.
And where he's from, where heputs that kind of space between grand
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and child, we don't do thatin the valley and grinth child were inside.
Maybe farted, Grant Weird and grinthChild were inside. We have charged
mister Hunter twenty nine years of agewith one felon account of first degree residential
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burglary with a person present and onefelon account of vandalism four hundred dollars of
more than damage or destruction of property. Wow. We have also charged also
alleged destroy prior base on prior convictionfrom Massachusetts. Mister Hunter is currently being
held on one hundred dollars dollar BA. If convicted, a shorgie faces thirteen
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years and four months in Prisot,how many are thirty or thirteen? If
convicted a shorgie faces thirteen years infour months in presint? Does that sound
like thirty or thirteen? Thirteen?Thirteen? Thirteen years? I think it's
thirty, thirteen years in four months. I think it's thirty. I think
it's thirty. Yeah, I thinkit's thirteen thirteen. You're not not pushing
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me off with thirteen. What doyou think it is? Stefus, thirty
or thirteen years? Thirty or thirteen? Sounds like thirteen? Bro? Thank
you stef fush it's thirteen, Butwhy would you do that? Specific?
Thirteen years and Also, if youjust think about it without listening, no
one's getting thirty years for residential burglary, even with people and with the enhancement,
even if you had with prior strikes. Yeah, no one's getting thirty
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years. Thirteen years and four monthsin prisint. I don't know. Plus,
if he's getting thirty years in fourmonths, you would just dropped the
four months ago. You know,get thirty nine, it's thirteen. It's
thirteen. A lot of pressure putthis guy away because of we got an
election coming up. Man, thisguy did he broke in the wrong time.
I think about a month ago,I told everybody lay low until after
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the election. You did warn everybody. Yeah, you got to lay low
until the election's over, because thisguy's going is going to go heavy duty
on everybody, and so he canmeet any kind of crime he wants to
get reelected. He's going to throwthe book at you. So you got
between now and November, all right, You got May, June, July,
August, September, octol You gotgot six and a half months,
six and a half months to coolyour heels, hang low, you know,
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and then you can start acting likean a hole again. So bring
your a wholeness down until after Novemberfifth? Isn't that his slogan? Is
that his slogan bring your a holarydown until after November fifth? Yeah?
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Is one thousand dollars a lot ofweed? I think so? Steph wush
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is a thousand dollars a lot ofweek? It's a lot of weeks?
Is it? Really? You gotlike a like a like how big would
it be. How much have youspent one thousand dollars on weed? How
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But I'm just on average general.That would be a month more than
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Yeah, that was going to say, what's closest for it? Could you
smoke three thousand? Where is yourlimit? No? No way, that's
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No? What's Pelio talk about weed? I think? So I'll set with
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Don I got a question for you, don't go with your guys, yeah,
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it's pretty easy. Where I mean, where did you get? Where'd you
make most of your money? Becauseyou spend a lot. I mean you
have a nice house, you gota nice car. You gamble, you
know, both hands. I workedpretty hard to, you know, build
a career, and so I didmost of TV. And if you're not
worried yet about the gambling losses,I don't. I want to stop them.
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I'm bleeding out, you know.But it's like it's like a wound
that can be treated. I betI never do this, but at the
racetrack over the weekend on Saturday,no Sunday. So far, it's everything
that you always do the racetrack overthe weekend. Yes I was. I
went both Saturday and Sunday. Buton Sunday I bet a fifty dollars daily
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double, and I never do that. But I thought I had a at
it locked and I lost. FortunatelyI lost the first leg, but I
lost it by two inches. Iwon the second leg. If I'd have
won both legs, I would havegotten that that fifty bucks would have been
thirty five hundred dollars. Wow,now that fifty dollars. That ticket isn't
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worth what the price of the paperof it. That's really closed. I
was blown out. You're when you'rethat closed, that's really close. I
can't bet on sports because it takestoo long to get there. I'll tell
you though, that that line whatidle hands or the double's workshop. Yes,
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that is really true. Yeah.I when I have time to watch
the game, that's when I getOtherwise, if I'm busy, let's go.
Oh, I've even better on.I forgot to bet on it,
so it's not like I need tobet. I feel like I am a
degenerate, but I'm not a totaldegenerate like I'm I don't need to have
action on every game, but youcan't watch a game without it. It's
more fun to watch a game withsome action on it. Right. But
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there's an old saying the only thingbetter than winning at the racetrack, the
only thing better than betting at theracetrack and winning is betting at the racetrack
and losing. That's a great line. That's a great At least you got
skin in the game and you're surroundedby complete degenerates like yourself. I was
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three and zero over the weekend,an NBA action that I didn't bet,
like bets I would have made,but I didn't because I was busy doing
other stuff. But I had itall laid out, and I was zero
and three in those that I didmake. You know, I almost called
you last night. I think Itext you. But when the Lakers were
up by eighteen fifteen at the half, I said, buddy, these are
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old legs and they're a mile high. They're gonna get blown out him.
I didn't think that they were gonnaAnd then all of sudden, Lakers were
up by twenty. I'm like,oh, I made it. I'm glad
I didn't bet. That's a hugemistake. And then bang they get buzzer
beated again, get beaten at thebuzzer, and it was it was a
big deal for them. Man,belly O, you must have gone crazy
because you never text me any kindof sports stuff, but you sent me
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two videos of the Lakers getting beatat the buzzer. I got pretty excited.
Yeah, because you're a big Denverfan. Huge, your dad was
a Denver fan. Yeah, Iknow. I grew up being a Nuggets
fan, and obviously when I workfor the Lakers, I switched over.
And then where's your heart? It'sin Denver always, So I love that.
And when that buzzer beater, Iwas like, yeah, is that
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You're right? That's what I did. Did John get into it? Like
you get into football with him?Does he get into your bathroom? John
is a diehard Lakers fan son,not like the buzzer beating. Man,
it's tough to watch with the twoof you. Yeah, I would have
money in that room. Wow.But didn't Lebron have an open shot there
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towards the end three point or hemissed it? Yeah? Pushed the guy
on the floor got him out ofthe way and then missed the three.
Yeah, it sucks man to bea Laker fan. It's tough today to
get beaten, not like that onthe buzzer and then the whole stadium goes
nuts. You can you can feelthe whole town go crazy. No is.
It reminded me of when like orhit that his buzzer beater shot.
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Yeah, Brina just went up.Or when Fisher hit his was like eight
tenths of a second laughter. Yeah, those moments are. But doesn't seem
like like other cities have better fansthan we have, Like like you know,
when when the Montreal no I'm sorry, Toronto Maple Leafs when they're playing
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in the NHL, there's like tenthousand fans that go to the stadium and
just watch it on a big screen. You can't get ten thousand fans of
the King game, you know,to watch it inside drinking a beer.
But it seemed like other fans have, other cities have big, better fan
bases, And I think, Iknow, why what else are you doing
in Edmonton? That's the point.There's a lot to do in southern Countiny.
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Yeah, there's tons of crap todo out here. Really. Yeah.
There's also been criticisms about like Lakersand Clippers fans that it's a lot
of industry people that aren't really youknow, those like cheering, rowdy fans.
Okay, so they don't really getinto it like your average fan would.
I totally I buy that as well. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior
on demand from KFI AM six forty. Mark Thompson is here, come on,
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Tim, Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. A lot
of heavy news over the weekend,and hopefully the heavy news is gone.
I don't like heavy news, youknow, I'm with you. It's your
tough times for sure. I keepit light, keep it light, you
know, what can you do?But the Marit's house getting broken into his
big news. Absolutely, And thenthe announcement today that they'll be chargers.
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Yes. And I then to havea cop shot in West Covina. That's
as grim as it gets. Acrozier. You're our Inland Empire guru.
All right, West Covina is stillLa County, isn't it? Oh?
Yeah, absolutely? Okay, Soit will be gascone that charges that young
man, yes, okay. Andand so that's a big, big story,
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big story, there's a comedian thatwas arrested. Anytime a comedian gets
arrested, we'd like to find outwhat happened. You know, was it
part of the bid? Or wasthis Elaine Boosler? You know who that
is? Oh? Of course,she's a very funny woman. She's my
neighbor. Oh, I didn't knowthat current neighbor. Yeah, oh,
I didn't know that. Yeah,she got arrested. I read about this
at Dodger Stadium. I'll say this, and no, we'll hear it,
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but I'll say this. She gotoff some good lines along the way.
Okay, yeah, right, gottaget arrested as a comedian, Right here
we go. Rolling Stone calls herthe first lady of stand up. But
comedian and actress Elaine Boosler isn't laughingabout what happened to her at Dodger Stadium
on Sunday. Here are my wristsafter being handcuffed for two hours at Dodger
Stadium that I was arrested. Who'stheir claims it was all because of her
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baseball themed perse that did not meetthe stadium's clear bag policy. She says
she was told she'd have to throwit away or take it back to her
vehicle. Okay, well they gaveher two options, throw it away or
take it back to your car.What do you do at that point?
Do you fight the security guy?I don't know. I think i'd take
it back to the car. Idon't have a first that's that important to
me. Where I don't have towhere If people don't see it, I'm
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not offended. I guess the car. The car was some distance away at
some point, so that option wassort of off the table. But how
long has the clear bag rule beenaround? Yeah, like that nine years.
But it's weird that it's been modified. So if you have a ten
inch I think perse or bag theywill they'll let it in. Really,
I believe so if I think that'sthe case of that. That was kind
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of the issue with her was isthat it wasn't so much the clear bag
assays. It was the size ofit. It was too big of it.
Oh she had too big a bag? Yeah, boy, I said,
wow, the car. Let's see, we paid fifty dollars to park
a mile away and it's eighty degreesand the tickets were three hundred and the
secondary market and nowhere did I seeit? Say it has to be a
clear bag. You should let mein. Okay, it's the don't don't
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you know who I am a littlebit. But but she has done a
lot for the Dodger She a lotof the All Star games. She should
celebrity get in touch with some ofthe somebody else there besides the dude.
But but I don't I don't understandif if she's done a lot that much
work for Dodger Stadium, how shemissed the clear bag rule. I know
it, and I've not been toDodger Stadium in a while. I also
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think that you need somebody you cantext in that moment with the Dodgers going,
Hey, I don't want to createa scene. This is weird.
Can you just help make this situationa little bit? But but but if
somebody says you're not getting in unlessyou do a B or C, you
do it right? Right? Sowhat makes you so specially you don't have
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to do what everybody else has todo? Well? And Krozier is the
king of that. Because Krozier wasat the Playboy Mansion. We haven't told
this story in a while. Doyou mind if I tell him? All?
Good? Okay, all right,Crozier is the Playboy Mansion, and
there's a guy. There's a lineof about what ten to twelve deep?
Yeah, it was about that,about ten ten twenty margaritas, and then
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what happened? Uh? And thenI saw an individual walk past all of
us to go to the front ofthe bar. Let me guess, is
it guessable? Bill Maher? That'sit? Wow, because there's only so
if so many people, you're gonnaguess, Yeah, Bill, Bill Maher,
jim Conn, Jimmy Conn. ButI don't think Jimmy Collin fulla move
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like that. It feels more likea mar move. Yeah. He walks
up to the bar and I'm agood seven, eight, ten people back
and I go, hey, line'sback here. He doesn't know there's a
radio guy in line. He turnsaround and he goes, oh, yeah,
I'm just kidding. I'm like okay, yeah, yeah, we're all
just kidding. Great. It wasbest because it was because it was a
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Friday and he still had his makeupon from being at the show. That's
just the best, the best.What if he's driving around listening, going,
God, I wish this story goaway. It pops up every six
to eight months, and I alwayslook like the idiot a bigfoot one line
at the Playboy mansion, and Ican't get away from the story. All
right, we'll come back a LayeBoosler. That's funny. I guess I
don't know. I got you guy. It got worse. But is there
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a jail cell at Dodger Stadium?I'm unaware of. This is unreal.
I don't believe so. But wheredo they hold her? I don't know,
but I know that are they likesmokers? While they put tape around?
You have to stand in the smokingthat's taken somewhere. It's the story
kind of gets really all right,we'll come back with the Lane Boosler and
find out why she didn't want tobehave no, okay, all right,
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No, that's a crowsch has apoint. Those rules weren't made just for
a Lane Boosler. They're made forfifty six thousand people. And I'm sure
she feels I've done a lot forthe Dodgers and just let me slide.
Yeah, he's not here. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. Mark Thompson'shere and your friend Elaine Boosler got arrested
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at Dodger Stadium for misbehaving. Iguess she had quite a crew with her.
She had a I think her,I think there are two other people
where her. Really, That's whatI read. How many times you been
arrested at Dodger Stadium. I'm nota get arrested guy. I'm a pretty
much a behavior I've done things atDodger Stadium to get arrested for, and
I still haven't been arrested. Yeah, I'm not a I don't give the
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anybody a hard time. I'm nota just I played within the lines pretty
much. Nineteen eighty eight World Series. We did this in eighty one as
well. World Series at Dodger Stadium. I was twenty at the time,
not even twenty. I'm eighteen,seventeen eighteen. And we used to even
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before this, the RTD to theDodger Stadium, a couple of transfers to
get to Dodger Stadium. And Ithink when we first started doing this,
we were twelve or thirteen, andwe would we would walk in with a
family we'd find like a family andlike tail the family and then just walk
in with them and the guy wouldtake all the tickets, how many kids
were there, and we just statedhim. That's another way to get him.
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I don't know if it still works. Is you go up to the
turnstile and you go mom, andyou'll go outside. You go mom,
mom, wait, and you gothrough the turn. Oh, that's good.
That's very good. Tim pretty twopretty good ones. That's it.
And to me, these are let'sdistinguish. These are ways you can sort
of by paying way over the line, but without when you're you're not you're
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not confronting authority. This is thatThis is what happened with this situation,
is there's more of an authority confrontation. I think that's a bad bet.
I never do well. I don'trecommend it ever. I had a brother
who was when he was fifteen,he was a little shorter than than he
probably should have been at fifteen.He's fine now, but at fifteen he
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was probably probably the height of atwelve year old. And I remember going
to a King's game and I carriedhim like he was my child. That's
so fun. And I put ablanket over and I walked in and I
walked in with him and he gotit. And then he put him down,
you know, threw the blanket awayand he got into the game.
But I remember he like smelled ofcigarettes, and hey, Sean, you
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smokers, I had one cigare LikeI'm carrying this kid in his smoking at
But all right, So Elaine Booslerwent to Dodger Stadium to see a Dodger
game. She didn't have the rightbag. She never see through bag,
and she, uh, you know, dusted up with the security and they
had enough. I guess, right, right, So she said, hey,
look, I do a lot forthe Dodgers. I'd been Let's find
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out what's going on, right,Yeah, go ahead, here we go.
No terrorism, And I said terrorism. I've sung the anthem here five
times. Oh. I didn't knowthat she's saying the anthem five times.
Oh. They should give her alet her come in with a big,
huge U haul box. I've beenin the booth fifty times. I played
in the Hollywood Stars game ten times. Just let me. But she played
in the Hollywood How many times youplayed the Hollywood Stars game? Never?
Never, I'm not a Hollywood Star. I think they I think they use
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that term loosely with that game.Oh, I think I don't know.
I mean, I don't know,maybe they don't Hollywood Stars game ten times.
Just let me in with the bag. Nope, you can't come in.
But the rule is you can't comein with that bag. The guy's
going to get fired if he letsyou in with that bag, because they're
going to look at video and go, hey, what security guard let her
in with that illegal bag? Yeah, he was, yeh right, he's
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bound by rules. Maybe he couldcall somebody else out and go, hey,
let me call a supervisor, youknow. But but but I'm afraid
I'm not gonna be able to letyou in with that. And he said,
you're not getting in and you're goingto get arrested for trespassing if you
don't leave. Okay, Well,she knew the rules, she knew the
boundaries, mahallow, And he said, how can I be were trespassing with
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a three hundred dollars ticket in mypocket? Anyway, I said, fine,
arrest me, So they did.They arrested me. They cuffed me
behind my map, They put mein a p i'fter spending two hours in
handcous Boosler was told that if sheagreed to leave, her I think her
name is Booze lure. I don'tthink it's boozer. After spending two hours
in handcous Boosler was told that ifshe agreed to leave on her own,
she would not be taken to jail. However, she claims the Dodgers told
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her they would still pursue charges.So far, no comment from the team.
Oh man, I was trying tofind because she did get off a
couple of funny lines she did alongthe way them in the spot. But
yeah, I I don't there's rulesat Dodgers Stadium. You know, they
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have that that rule that the seethrough bag for a reason. They don't
do it just to bother comedians,you know, that's not why the rules
there. They did it because theywant to see what's in your bag,
what's in your purse? You know. So so no idiot comes in and
brings in either a gun or ahand grenade or whatever people bring in that
are you know, mischief makers,right, right, And they don't care
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how many times you know, there'sno bag size that set aside for five
times five time national anthem singers,right. I mean't think there's no argument
what you're saying. I think it'sright. It's just that I think that
situation could have been perhaps handled suchthat one of them, I don't know
if it was the guy, maybehe didn't have time or doesn't know who
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to call, or her and maybeshe doesn't know who to call can contact
someone who is in a supervisory positionto help smooth it out. I mean,
certainly getting arrested is like the worstpossible outcome, but that both sides
were immovable. You're right. Hisjob is not to let her in,
and her job is like, Hey, I've paid three hundred dollars a ticket,
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I've signed her a bunch of times. I've done a lot to the
Dodgers for free. Get in touchwith somebody who could at least let me
just pass this one time. Takethe bag back to the car. Yeah,
but I mean the car was aways away, probably so waitman,
but she paid fifty dollars for parking. Don't you get closed for fifty bucks?
I don't know. I mean,you know how that is. I
don't know how that is. Imean, I thought you get closed for
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fifty bucks. I would think Iwould think, you know, you could
park on second base for fifty bucks, is what I would think. I
think she spent a lot on thebag and she wanted to show everybody,
and that she couldn't show all herfriends. I think it was a cool
bag. It's a baseball bag.It was it looked at a baseball.
It was a it was looked ata baseball. It was a cool looking
bag. You know whose bag itwas? Originally was who's that comedian the
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bald guy that was on America's GotTalent? How are you Mandel? Yeah,
Holie Mendel used to have a bagthat looked like a hand and used
to call it his handbag. Maybeshe even thirty years later, that's still
fun got to laugh. Yeah.I thought it was one of the best
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jokes growing up that I've ever heard. Hey, look it's my handbag.
It looks like a hand Yeah,it's funny, it's great. Open with
it, he did. I lovethat. But everyone thinks I'm bagging on
him for that joke. And Istill think it's one of the great jokes
of all time. It's his handbag. Don't look at me, you guys.
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Don't you guys just hate Howie Mandel. I don't. We were laughing.
We said it's funny, but you'relaughing. You're laughing at him,
not with him. I don't likethat. All right. We're live on
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It's KMF. I am six fortyand you're listening to the Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. It'sConway Show. Mark Thompson's here on a
Tuesday. Thanks everybody, Well pleaseme see please please, I'm humble.
Really yeah, everybody enjoys this guy. I love being here. George Gascon,
you're a district attorney guy who isunder a lot of pressure to put
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some criminals behind bars. Just spokeout about the lad that shot the cop
yesterday. A cop on a motorcyclein the West Covina area, minding his
own business at a stoplight and Banggets shot in the back. They find
the guy because cameras are everywhere.You can't kill anybody anymore, Thank god.
There's cameras everywhere. There's license platetrackers everywhere. If you go from
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here to Colorado, they said,your license plate is tracked about one hundred
and sixty times because it's public information. So they have cameras that will track
your plate all the way way toColorado. And if you make that trip,
you know, three, four orfive times a month they want to
pull you over and go, hey, what's going on with you? Sure
you're running you're running drugs, you'rerunning guns, or you're just running I
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don't know. The press conference thatGas going, I think is still currently
do it. He's taking questions now. Was all about the break in at
the mayor's home on Oh it's notright, okay, charge instead have been
filed against the guys the book thatsomebody else do not even talking about this
guy yet. Oh my god,there's so much crime. He can't keep
up with it. One interesting littlefacet of it that he announced in the
in these charges to I think atleast two felonies that were that he's been
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charged with, the second being tovandalism, but he did mention that he's
going to be using using prior strikesin the prosecution of which is unusual for
Gas, going Wow, this guyreally turned around. Huh. He got
the message that the people aren't intocrime, and that's wild man. When
he first started there, there wasno strikes at all. You know,
you could wipe people out and he'dbe like, yeah, I just don't
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see it. I don't see it. Let's find out what George Gascal in
the district attorney said moments ago.Right here in Los Angeles, there's accused
of breaking into the official Windsor Squareof Residents of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.
Yeah, some cat broke into MayorBass's office, and I was wrong.
I got apologize. I got somebad information yesterday. You know,
because you know you've been in radioand TV for a long time, you
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have your connections. I do.You can call it a John Beard and
say, hey, what do yousay? What do you know? I
can do better than even that?Wow, I of connections. Okay,
what happened when I had a connection? Somebody told me that the guy who
broke in to the Mayor's house wasa hairstylist who worked at a at a
(02:42):
high end salon in Beverly Hills,and he broke in to find out the
secret to Karen Bass's haird Oh,I see that's not that's not the reason,
has nothing to do with it.Yeah, so I got screwed.
I'm not using that connection again.No, I wouldn't. Yeah, that's
the thing, one and done.I believe that, you know it made
sense. Sure, sure had ahot look, right, you know,
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I get it By shattering a rearglass door cast him between five and ten
dollars dollars worth of damage. Ohmy god, mister Hunter was caught by
the glass and left bloss stains throughoutthe house. Well, you have a
ten thousand dollar glass door in themayor's mansion. It seems high. Ten
thousand dollars for a sliding glass door. Yeah, I don't know what they
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go for now is actually yeah,I don't know. I think the house
whisper probably could have gotten a betterdeal. Yeah, I think you need
I think she needs American Vision windows. Oh that's right. You know,
by the way, could they ifyou had it down, you can't even
break it? Yeah, that's right, yes, yeah, thinkings wrong with
that with mayor bios, her daughter'sson in law and grindth shyal work.
That would be wild. By theway, if if the district attorney came
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on and did the kind of productplacement that you wouldn't that be great visions?
Everything was an excuse to do productplacement, that's right. Yeah,
yeah, So the ten thousand dollarswindows broken. Fortunately, they've already called
American Vision windows. Yes, andthey're going to put gates and you know,
high end screens. Thanks to Winstonscreen doors. You're going to get
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that going we're recommending an alarm system, simply safe sixty dollars a month,
right, and they towed his carfrom the driveway, So that's going to
cars for kids one eight seven sevencars for kids. Any questions, Yeah,
(04:30):
sir, why are you doing allthese spots? We're getting all this
thing paid for with them. MayorBiles, her daughter's son in law and
grind child were inside. Okay,So these are the people that were inside
the house when it was broken in, By the way, that's pretty it's
alarming, it's terrible, it's reallybad. Yeah, but why are people
breaking into her house? Isn't shouldn'tshe be the most protected person in La
You'd think she's the highest official who'shigher than her in La in La City,
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nobody. She's the mayor's official andthey breaking her house and general family
there. Mayor Biose, her daughters, son in law and grinth her son
in law, Mayor Bath, herdaughters, her daughter, her son in
law, son in law, andin grinthild and her grand child. Yep.
And where he's from, where heputs that kind of space between grand
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and child, we don't do thatin the valley and grinth child were inside.
Maybe farted, Grant Weird and grinthChild were inside. We have charged
mister Hunter twenty nine years of agewith one felon account of first degree residential
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burglary with a person present and onefelon account of vandalism four hundred dollars of
more than damage or destruction of property. Wow. We have also charged also
alleged destroy prior base on prior convictionfrom Massachusetts. Mister Hunter is currently being
held on one hundred dollars dollar BA. If convicted, a shorgie faces thirteen
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years and four months in Prisot,how many are thirty or thirteen? If
convicted a shorgie faces thirteen years infour months in presint? Does that sound
like thirty or thirteen? Thirteen?Thirteen? Thirteen years? I think it's
thirty, thirteen years in four months. I think it's thirty. I think
it's thirty. Yeah, I thinkit's thirteen thirteen. You're not not pushing
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me off with thirteen. What doyou think it is? Stefus, thirty
or thirteen years? Thirty or thirteen? Sounds like thirteen? Bro? Thank
you stef fush it's thirteen, Butwhy would you do that? Specific?
Thirteen years and Also, if youjust think about it without listening, no
one's getting thirty years for residential burglary, even with people and with the enhancement,
even if you had with prior strikes. Yeah, no one's getting thirty
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years. Thirteen years and four monthsin prisint. I don't know. Plus,
if he's getting thirty years in fourmonths, you would just dropped the
four months ago. You know,get thirty nine, it's thirteen. It's
thirteen. A lot of pressure putthis guy away because of we got an
election coming up. Man, thisguy did he broke in the wrong time.
I think about a month ago,I told everybody lay low until after
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the election. You did warn everybody. Yeah, you got to lay low
until the election's over, because thisguy's going is going to go heavy duty
on everybody, and so he canmeet any kind of crime he wants to
get reelected. He's going to throwthe book at you. So you got
between now and November, all right, You got May, June, July,
August, September, octol You gotgot six and a half months,
six and a half months to coolyour heels, hang low, you know,
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and then you can start acting likean a hole again. So bring
your a wholeness down until after Novemberfifth? Isn't that his slogan? Is
that his slogan bring your a holarydown until after November fifth? Yeah?
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But I'm just on average general.That would be a month more than
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Yeah, that was going to say, what's closest for it? Could you
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it that? Really? Do youhave a secret to doing that? The
secret is not to go with anybet that I have an initial instinct.
Don I got a question for you, don't go with your guys, yeah,
is to give it to somebody elseto uh what you should ask me
who I'm betting on, then loadup on the opposite. I'm you can't
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There's something behind the way he saidthat. I know he's listening him down
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that TV back from sharing, Thankyou, Mark. I know this is
hard, not really because there's nomoney to back this check up. So
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it's pretty easy. Where I mean, where did you get? Where'd you
make most of your money? Becauseyou spend a lot. I mean you
have a nice house, you gota nice car. You gamble, you
know, both hands. I workedpretty hard to, you know, build
a career, and so I didmost of TV. And if you're not
worried yet about the gambling losses,I don't. I want to stop them.
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I'm bleeding out, you know.But it's like it's like a wound
that can be treated. I betI never do this, but at the
racetrack over the weekend on Saturday,no Sunday. So far, it's everything
that you always do the racetrack overthe weekend. Yes I was. I
went both Saturday and Sunday. Buton Sunday I bet a fifty dollars daily
(12:11):
double, and I never do that. But I thought I had a at
it locked and I lost. FortunatelyI lost the first leg, but I
lost it by two inches. Iwon the second leg. If I'd have
won both legs, I would havegotten that that fifty bucks would have been
thirty five hundred dollars. Wow,now that fifty dollars. That ticket isn't
(12:31):
worth what the price of the paperof it. That's really closed. I
was blown out. You're when you'rethat closed, that's really close. I
can't bet on sports because it takestoo long to get there. I'll tell
you though, that that line whatidle hands or the double's workshop. Yes,
(12:52):
that is really true. Yeah.I when I have time to watch
the game, that's when I getOtherwise, if I'm busy, let's go.
Oh, I've even better on.I forgot to bet on it,
so it's not like I need tobet. I feel like I am a
degenerate, but I'm not a totaldegenerate like I'm I don't need to have
action on every game, but youcan't watch a game without it. It's
more fun to watch a game withsome action on it. Right. But
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there's an old saying the only thingbetter than winning at the racetrack, the
only thing better than betting at theracetrack and winning is betting at the racetrack
and losing. That's a great line. That's a great At least you got
skin in the game and you're surroundedby complete degenerates like yourself. I was
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three and zero over the weekend,an NBA action that I didn't bet,
like bets I would have made,but I didn't because I was busy doing
other stuff. But I had itall laid out, and I was zero
and three in those that I didmake. You know, I almost called
you last night. I think Itext you. But when the Lakers were
up by eighteen fifteen at the half, I said, buddy, these are
(14:00):
old legs and they're a mile high. They're gonna get blown out him.
I didn't think that they were gonnaAnd then all of sudden, Lakers were
up by twenty. I'm like,oh, I made it. I'm glad
I didn't bet. That's a hugemistake. And then bang they get buzzer
beated again, get beaten at thebuzzer, and it was it was a
big deal for them. Man,belly O, you must have gone crazy
because you never text me any kindof sports stuff, but you sent me
(14:24):
two videos of the Lakers getting beatat the buzzer. I got pretty excited.
Yeah, because you're a big Denverfan. Huge, your dad was
a Denver fan. Yeah, Iknow. I grew up being a Nuggets
fan, and obviously when I workfor the Lakers, I switched over.
And then where's your heart? It'sin Denver always, So I love that.
And when that buzzer beater, Iwas like, yeah, is that
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You're right? That's what I did. Did John get into it? Like
you get into football with him?Does he get into your bathroom? John
is a diehard Lakers fan son,not like the buzzer beating. Man,
it's tough to watch with the twoof you. Yeah, I would have
money in that room. Wow.But didn't Lebron have an open shot there
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towards the end three point or hemissed it? Yeah? Pushed the guy
on the floor got him out ofthe way and then missed the three.
Yeah, it sucks man to bea Laker fan. It's tough today to
get beaten, not like that onthe buzzer and then the whole stadium goes
nuts. You can you can feelthe whole town go crazy. No is.
It reminded me of when like orhit that his buzzer beater shot.
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Yeah, Brina just went up.Or when Fisher hit his was like eight
tenths of a second laughter. Yeah, those moments are. But doesn't seem
like like other cities have better fansthan we have, Like like you know,
when when the Montreal no I'm sorry, Toronto Maple Leafs when they're playing
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in the NHL, there's like tenthousand fans that go to the stadium and
just watch it on a big screen. You can't get ten thousand fans of
the King game, you know,to watch it inside drinking a beer.
But it seemed like other fans have, other cities have big, better fan
bases, And I think, Iknow, why what else are you doing
in Edmonton? That's the point.There's a lot to do in southern Countiny.
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Yeah, there's tons of crap todo out here. Really. Yeah.
There's also been criticisms about like Lakersand Clippers fans that it's a lot
of industry people that aren't really youknow, those like cheering, rowdy fans.
Okay, so they don't really getinto it like your average fan would.
I totally I buy that as well. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior
on demand from KFI AM six forty. Mark Thompson is here, come on,
(16:34):
Tim, Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. A lot
of heavy news over the weekend,and hopefully the heavy news is gone.
I don't like heavy news, youknow, I'm with you. It's your
tough times for sure. I keepit light, keep it light, you
know, what can you do?But the Marit's house getting broken into his
big news. Absolutely, And thenthe announcement today that they'll be chargers.
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Yes. And I then to havea cop shot in West Covina. That's
as grim as it gets. Acrozier. You're our Inland Empire guru.
All right, West Covina is stillLa County, isn't it? Oh?
Yeah, absolutely? Okay, Soit will be gascone that charges that young
man, yes, okay. Andand so that's a big, big story,
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big story, there's a comedian thatwas arrested. Anytime a comedian gets
arrested, we'd like to find outwhat happened. You know, was it
part of the bid? Or wasthis Elaine Boosler? You know who that
is? Oh? Of course,she's a very funny woman. She's my
neighbor. Oh, I didn't knowthat current neighbor. Yeah, oh,
I didn't know that. Yeah,she got arrested. I read about this
at Dodger Stadium. I'll say this, and no, we'll hear it,
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but I'll say this. She gotoff some good lines along the way.
Okay, yeah, right, gottaget arrested as a comedian, Right here
we go. Rolling Stone calls herthe first lady of stand up. But
comedian and actress Elaine Boosler isn't laughingabout what happened to her at Dodger Stadium
on Sunday. Here are my wristsafter being handcuffed for two hours at Dodger
Stadium that I was arrested. Who'stheir claims it was all because of her
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baseball themed perse that did not meetthe stadium's clear bag policy. She says
she was told she'd have to throwit away or take it back to her
vehicle. Okay, well they gaveher two options, throw it away or
take it back to your car.What do you do at that point?
Do you fight the security guy?I don't know. I think i'd take
it back to the car. Idon't have a first that's that important to
me. Where I don't have towhere If people don't see it, I'm
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not offended. I guess the car. The car was some distance away at
some point, so that option wassort of off the table. But how
long has the clear bag rule beenaround? Yeah, like that nine years.
But it's weird that it's been modified. So if you have a ten
inch I think perse or bag theywill they'll let it in. Really,
I believe so if I think that'sthe case of that. That was kind
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of the issue with her was isthat it wasn't so much the clear bag
assays. It was the size ofit. It was too big of it.
Oh she had too big a bag? Yeah, boy, I said,
wow, the car. Let's see, we paid fifty dollars to park
a mile away and it's eighty degreesand the tickets were three hundred and the
secondary market and nowhere did I seeit? Say it has to be a
clear bag. You should let mein. Okay, it's the don't don't
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you know who I am a littlebit. But but she has done a
lot for the Dodger She a lotof the All Star games. She should
celebrity get in touch with some ofthe somebody else there besides the dude.
But but I don't I don't understandif if she's done a lot that much
work for Dodger Stadium, how shemissed the clear bag rule. I know
it, and I've not been toDodger Stadium in a while. I also
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think that you need somebody you cantext in that moment with the Dodgers going,
Hey, I don't want to createa scene. This is weird.
Can you just help make this situationa little bit? But but but if
somebody says you're not getting in unlessyou do a B or C, you
do it right? Right? Sowhat makes you so specially you don't have
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to do what everybody else has todo? Well? And Krozier is the
king of that. Because Krozier wasat the Playboy Mansion. We haven't told
this story in a while. Doyou mind if I tell him? All?
Good? Okay, all right,Crozier is the Playboy Mansion, and
there's a guy. There's a lineof about what ten to twelve deep?
Yeah, it was about that,about ten ten twenty margaritas, and then
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what happened? Uh? And thenI saw an individual walk past all of
us to go to the front ofthe bar. Let me guess, is
it guessable? Bill Maher? That'sit? Wow, because there's only so
if so many people, you're gonnaguess, Yeah, Bill, Bill Maher,
jim Conn, Jimmy Conn. ButI don't think Jimmy Collin fulla move
(20:38):
like that. It feels more likea mar move. Yeah. He walks
up to the bar and I'm agood seven, eight, ten people back
and I go, hey, line'sback here. He doesn't know there's a
radio guy in line. He turnsaround and he goes, oh, yeah,
I'm just kidding. I'm like okay, yeah, yeah, we're all
just kidding. Great. It wasbest because it was because it was a
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Friday and he still had his makeupon from being at the show. That's
just the best, the best.What if he's driving around listening, going,
God, I wish this story goaway. It pops up every six
to eight months, and I alwayslook like the idiot a bigfoot one line
at the Playboy mansion, and Ican't get away from the story. All
right, we'll come back a LayeBoosler. That's funny. I guess I
don't know. I got you guy. It got worse. But is there
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a jail cell at Dodger Stadium?I'm unaware of. This is unreal.
I don't believe so. But wheredo they hold her? I don't know,
but I know that are they likesmokers? While they put tape around?
You have to stand in the smokingthat's taken somewhere. It's the story
kind of gets really all right,we'll come back with the Lane Boosler and
find out why she didn't want tobehave no, okay, all right,
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No, that's a crowsch has apoint. Those rules weren't made just for
a Lane Boosler. They're made forfifty six thousand people. And I'm sure
she feels I've done a lot forthe Dodgers and just let me slide.
Yeah, he's not here. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty. Mark Thompson'shere and your friend Elaine Boosler got arrested
(22:17):
at Dodger Stadium for misbehaving. Iguess she had quite a crew with her.
She had a I think her,I think there are two other people
where her. Really, That's whatI read. How many times you been
arrested at Dodger Stadium. I'm nota get arrested guy. I'm a pretty
much a behavior I've done things atDodger Stadium to get arrested for, and
I still haven't been arrested. Yeah, I'm not a I don't give the
(22:38):
anybody a hard time. I'm nota just I played within the lines pretty
much. Nineteen eighty eight World Series. We did this in eighty one as
well. World Series at Dodger Stadium. I was twenty at the time,
not even twenty. I'm eighteen,seventeen eighteen. And we used to even
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before this, the RTD to theDodger Stadium, a couple of transfers to
get to Dodger Stadium. And Ithink when we first started doing this,
we were twelve or thirteen, andwe would we would walk in with a
family we'd find like a family andlike tail the family and then just walk
in with them and the guy wouldtake all the tickets, how many kids
were there, and we just statedhim. That's another way to get him.
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I don't know if it still works. Is you go up to the
turnstile and you go mom, andyou'll go outside. You go mom,
mom, wait, and you gothrough the turn. Oh, that's good.
That's very good. Tim pretty twopretty good ones. That's it.
And to me, these are let'sdistinguish. These are ways you can sort
of by paying way over the line, but without when you're you're not you're
(23:45):
not confronting authority. This is thatThis is what happened with this situation,
is there's more of an authority confrontation. I think that's a bad bet.
I never do well. I don'trecommend it ever. I had a brother
who was when he was fifteen,he was a little shorter than than he
probably should have been at fifteen.He's fine now, but at fifteen he
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was probably probably the height of atwelve year old. And I remember going
to a King's game and I carriedhim like he was my child. That's
so fun. And I put ablanket over and I walked in and I
walked in with him and he gotit. And then he put him down,
you know, threw the blanket awayand he got into the game.
But I remember he like smelled ofcigarettes, and hey, Sean, you
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smokers, I had one cigare LikeI'm carrying this kid in his smoking at
But all right, So Elaine Booslerwent to Dodger Stadium to see a Dodger
game. She didn't have the rightbag. She never see through bag,
and she, uh, you know, dusted up with the security and they
had enough. I guess, right, right, So she said, hey,
look, I do a lot forthe Dodgers. I'd been Let's find
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out what's going on, right,Yeah, go ahead, here we go.
No terrorism, And I said terrorism. I've sung the anthem here five
times. Oh. I didn't knowthat she's saying the anthem five times.
Oh. They should give her alet her come in with a big,
huge U haul box. I've beenin the booth fifty times. I played
in the Hollywood Stars game ten times. Just let me. But she played
in the Hollywood How many times youplayed the Hollywood Stars game? Never?
Never, I'm not a Hollywood Star. I think they I think they use
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that term loosely with that game.Oh, I think I don't know.
I mean, I don't know,maybe they don't Hollywood Stars game ten times.
Just let me in with the bag. Nope, you can't come in.
But the rule is you can't comein with that bag. The guy's
going to get fired if he letsyou in with that bag, because they're
going to look at video and go, hey, what security guard let her
in with that illegal bag? Yeah, he was, yeh right, he's
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bound by rules. Maybe he couldcall somebody else out and go, hey,
let me call a supervisor, youknow. But but but I'm afraid
I'm not gonna be able to letyou in with that. And he said,
you're not getting in and you're goingto get arrested for trespassing if you
don't leave. Okay, Well,she knew the rules, she knew the
boundaries, mahallow, And he said, how can I be were trespassing with
(26:00):
a three hundred dollars ticket in mypocket? Anyway, I said, fine,
arrest me, So they did.They arrested me. They cuffed me
behind my map, They put mein a p i'fter spending two hours in
handcous Boosler was told that if sheagreed to leave, her I think her
name is Booze lure. I don'tthink it's boozer. After spending two hours
in handcous Boosler was told that ifshe agreed to leave on her own,
she would not be taken to jail. However, she claims the Dodgers told
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her they would still pursue charges.So far, no comment from the team.
Oh man, I was trying tofind because she did get off a
couple of funny lines she did alongthe way them in the spot. But
yeah, I I don't there's rulesat Dodgers Stadium. You know, they
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have that that rule that the seethrough bag for a reason. They don't
do it just to bother comedians,you know, that's not why the rules
there. They did it because theywant to see what's in your bag,
what's in your purse? You know. So so no idiot comes in and
brings in either a gun or ahand grenade or whatever people bring in that
are you know, mischief makers,right, right, And they don't care
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how many times you know, there'sno bag size that set aside for five
times five time national anthem singers,right. I mean't think there's no argument
what you're saying. I think it'sright. It's just that I think that
situation could have been perhaps handled suchthat one of them, I don't know
if it was the guy, maybehe didn't have time or doesn't know who
(27:27):
to call, or her and maybeshe doesn't know who to call can contact
someone who is in a supervisory positionto help smooth it out. I mean,
certainly getting arrested is like the worstpossible outcome, but that both sides
were immovable. You're right. Hisjob is not to let her in,
and her job is like, Hey, I've paid three hundred dollars a ticket,
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I've signed her a bunch of times. I've done a lot to the
Dodgers for free. Get in touchwith somebody who could at least let me
just pass this one time. Takethe bag back to the car. Yeah,
but I mean the car was aways away, probably so waitman,
but she paid fifty dollars for parking. Don't you get closed for fifty bucks?
I don't know. I mean,you know how that is. I
don't know how that is. Imean, I thought you get closed for
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fifty bucks. I would think Iwould think, you know, you could
park on second base for fifty bucks, is what I would think. I
think she spent a lot on thebag and she wanted to show everybody,
and that she couldn't show all herfriends. I think it was a cool
bag. It's a baseball bag.It was it looked at a baseball.
It was a it was looked ata baseball. It was a cool looking
bag. You know whose bag itwas? Originally was who's that comedian the
(28:34):
bald guy that was on America's GotTalent? How are you Mandel? Yeah,
Holie Mendel used to have a bagthat looked like a hand and used
to call it his handbag. Maybeshe even thirty years later, that's still
fun got to laugh. Yeah.I thought it was one of the best
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jokes growing up that I've ever heard. Hey, look it's my handbag.
It looks like a hand Yeah,it's funny, it's great. Open with
it, he did. I lovethat. But everyone thinks I'm bagging on
him for that joke. And Istill think it's one of the great jokes
of all time. It's his handbag. Don't look at me, you guys.
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Don't you guys just hate Howie Mandel. I don't. We were laughing.
We said it's funny, but you'relaughing. You're laughing at him,
not with him. I don't likethat. All right. We're live on
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