April 26, 2024 • 29 mins
Seabas from The Woody Show is in-studio with Conway! They discuss the origination of the Seabas nickname and Cart Narcs, as well as the danger Sebas has gotten into while shooting the YouTube series. Sebas breaks down how Cart Narcs blew up from a segment on The Woody Show to a viral and international YouTube series. We continue our conversation with Seabas and discuss expanding Cart Narcs to other areas of life. Sebas made the most incredible animation for The Conway Show (which you can checkout @ConwayShow) and he discusses the production process that went into creating the animation. While shooting Cart Narcs, Seabas has found that middle-aged people are the most aggressive to deal with. Conway recalls his speech at Cal Lutheran, and we review some of Seabas’s funniest moments (and Sebas makes a surprise return). Conway recaps his time with Seabas.
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It's CAMF I am six forty andyou're listening to The Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app. This isa real treat. We're all big fans
of the Woody Show. Upstairs,they're on the cool floor where the young
people are. We're down here inhospice on the fourth floor. But Sea
Bass is with us. Nice tosee you man. Likewise, No,
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we're fans of your guys down heretoo. We love we talk about maybe
not on the air as much becausewe're a natural, nationally syndicated show,
so we talk about Tim Conway Junioror Neil Savager. People wouldn't know right
in the local LA breaks we talked. We try to mention you guys when
we can. Now you do.Now you're reallyd Sebastia. Yes, go
and see seebas short for some es. But you're a much younger guy than
I thought when I when I heardyou on the air, I thought,
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you know, everyone puts an imageto the voice, and I thought it
was like, you know, twentyfive year old, really skinny guy with
glasses who is really uncomfortable with himself. Yeah, you get to the opposite.
No, yeah, big strong,full head of hair that older,
much older. But we have aconnection in radio, and I can attribute,
if not all, a lot ofanything I've ever made or done in
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radio. Back to the regular guys, Larry and Eric. Yeah they were
I guess can you tell me?They were on in LA with late mid
late nineties, right, yes,yeah, and then they moved to Atlanta,
which is where I went to schoolat Georgia Tech and Atlanta got into
radio one way or the other,ended up working with them for a while.
And yeah, I was just doingEric. Eric still on the air
there. I just did his showlast year and I mentioned your name,
and he's got the hottest talk showin Atlanta. Yeah, he's doing mid
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days on like I basically the KFIof Atlanta. Yeah, that was WSB,
and he said, hey, man, love Conway. He goes still
Steckler still with him. So Stecklerwas the best man. He was the
funniest man in the world and thesmartest guy I've ever met. And people
still when when you know, likeyou know, two or three times a
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month they'll say, hey, areyou on KFI? They always ask about
Steckler. It's weird. They alwaysask about him. Even you know,
twenty years later. Yeah, soit just shows you how much you guys
imprint. I guess, well hecertainly did. All right, so let's
talk about it. Now. You'reoriginally from Nashville. How did you hook
up with Woody? So it wasthe thing where I moved to it,
like I said, to Atlanta todo to do college for chemical engineering.
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Wow, I started my master's inbiomedical engineering. But I was doing radio
at the same time as an intern. And one's more fun then the other
is, you might imagine. Anduh, yeah, just I got You
know, you don't make much moneywhen you're an intern part timer. I'm
sure the folks in the other roomcan attest to that. That's right,
And so of course you're always sendingout resumes. And then what he got,
my he got I got his attentionthrough that. Specifically, I did
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this bit during the Occupy Wall Streetprotests in Atlanta, which Atlanta not exactly
Wall Street, but we had ourlittle park that was full of you know,
those folks, and I got themto like, I got to them
to call them dirty hippies, andthey all got mad and cussed me out.
And what he loved that. Andso when he had an opening here
in La he invited me in,and you do the thing called the cart
narc and are cart narcs? Iguess narc car I am. It's it's
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sort of a misnomer because I amthe only cart narc like we pretend like
we're a big multinational corporation. Andsince I've been watching those videos for the
last three four five years, Inow, even in a pouring rainstorm,
will return my card to the crowdbecause I don't need you in my life.
It's psychological warfare, that's right,exactly. I don't need the stickers,
the yelling the whole time. I'mnot doing Let's let this be clear.
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I'm not doing the yelling. Iget it, I get it,
I get but I don't want anypart of the stickers or the flag or
anything like that. Well, thepublic shame, that's all it is.
You know, we need to bringback shame, and that's part of what
cartnarks. But it was just aWoody Show. What I do for my
bread and butter at the Woody Showis good Man on the street investigating things
involved, and that was just thething. One day it was We're like,
why don't people take their carts backand let let's send s the best
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out to go investigate. And that'show all started out. That's super simple.
It's you know, just like whatlike like the local consumer reporter on
your TV, you know, andthe the vitriol and like you said,
the yelling and and the violence thatall we were like, whoa, something's
going on here. And it's reallyreally bizarre that people wouldn't take the shortest
road to get you out of theirlife, which is just returned the car.
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My bad, sorry, let metake that. And some do and
we try to play those as ayou know, a goof of some gallant
for all you Highlights fans out there, sort of sort of A and B
like you could be nice, youcould be sweet, or you could have
an ego about it. And andliterally threatened me with death. And there's
the guy I believe in Texas whosaid I'm fixing to put six bullets in
you. Yea'll put six in yourfaux head, I believe was his quote.
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And it turned out so we postedthe video, we played it,
and of course everyone was like,oh, that's that's bad. But then
folks in the Dallas area said,oh, we know that guy because the
year prior, he shot someone ona Dallas area train. Wow, he
got away with it, scott free. He claimed self defense. They believed
him, oh my. But apparentlyhe was proud of that to the point
that the next year he's willing toput like you said, six in my
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forehead. Right. So you notknowing that background and now afterwards knowing it,
you could have been killed there possibly, But I try to keep a
distance. And it was after aseparate incident in Texas where a man actually
did pull a gun on me,that an officer in Louisiana sent me this
bulletproof festin I'm wearing right now.He said, hey, you may want
to ask your best Yeah. Absolutely, you know that's a great vest.
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No, it's it's real police issue. Guy from Baton Rouge. Send it
in and I wear it every timeI go cart arking. I love the
whole vibe with the lazy bones andthe flag and the stickers. It's great.
Well, that's the thing is welearned early on, Like I said
it was, it was just asegment on The Woody Show. Is the
nicer I am, the more ridiculoustheir anger and violence, you know,
I'm very it's I'm just a niceguy. I'm the you know, the
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Ned Flanders, the SpongeBob, thenice little boy. And here they are
screaming bloody murder at me, rightand I and also I look at those
videos and I try to figure outwhere you are, and then I discovered,
oh, no, you're at mypavilions. I gotta really be careful
now. Yeah. Yeah, Burbankobviously is a a locus of carton arching,
So watch out at the pavilions thecostco down here. Yeah, because
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just where I am most of thetime, the valley is going to have
the most carton arking. But wego around. I've just got back from
New Zealand a couple of weeks ago. Oh really, international cart people could
people It's become an international thing.People say, oh, you've got to
come to Australia, you got tocome to England. And I will go
as often as I can. That'sgreat. Congrats. Can you stay with
us? I can all right.Sea Bass is with us from The Woody
Show. The Woody Show's on itevery morning on ALL ninety eight point seven,
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which is our sister station, sowe can talk about that. You
know, in the past, hewould have to, like, you're probably
too young to remember Johnny Cars.I watched. I watched it like the
Pluto TV's like he's on another neton Miller Network, all right, and
then the moment you he says that, all you think about is what other
network TV guide. It's like Ilike when I have a bone to pick
with with networks when they say,oh, there's a guy running on the
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field and they don't show it duringa big football game. Yes, and
so immediately I stopped the football gameand I go to YouTube and I got
to watch it there and I canwatch nine hundred angles. They just got
my traffic Twitter day. Yeah,exactly why. I don't understand why.
Why in the future, I thinkthey have to start playing those ye and
some nudity too. Yeah, exactlyright. All right, Sea bas with
us from the Woody Show. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
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kf I am six forty. SeaBass with Us from the very popular Woody
Show and a huge part of thatshow with the Ravy. Right, Woody,
what do you Greg? Greg Menace? Yes, a menace. I've
met a couple of your former employees. We got a Morgan that's right.
She was what she was intern foryou guys are yeah, but she was
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too wild for the show. Youknow, this is sort of you know
where you are in your fifties andyeah, sixties, she's a twelve,
she's doing well. She goes outnow her her big bit with us.
Now she goes out and makes adultnoises in public. And you know it's
not a high concepts bit, butit's funny. But like I said,
maybe a little not kfi, maybemore ninety eight. Right. I thought
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she was great. I thought shewas She was terrific. She she helped
us a couple of times with shewas a dog sitter for a while.
I like the hustler. She woulddo anything to make money. You get
to get by. That's how youask you got to start off. Yeah,
exactly, all right, So let'sget back to not only the Woody
Show but also the cart Narks thing. I know it's hugely popular, but
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I thought of this as an ideathat I wanted to run by you.
I'm too lazy to do it,and people would think that I'm ripping you
off if I did it. Okay, but there's got But if you ever
wanted to expand there's something that irritatesme. And and again, I'm not
that irritable. If I'm walking,If I'm driving down the highway and a
guy throws as McDonald's or Starbucks outthe window, that doesn't bother me at
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all. I could care less.That's him that he's littering, that's what
he does. But when I'm ata drive through and somebody gets their food
in front of me, they havetwo seconds to go two seconds. But
if a guy sits there and goesto his bag, he needs a guy
like you to call him out forthat. Well, it's funny because that's
what Woody on The Woody Show doesbecause he says he's been burned too many
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times and he's a food fishing audiosyou can probably tell sure. And so
I think maybe the happy medium isyou pull ahead, you park, and
then you that's right, I think, Yeah, you don't. You don't
add because people don't think about thisis when you take that thirty seconds,
you multiply that times eight, rollout to the people behind you. Yeah,
so you're you're you're multiple you're multiplicativelywasting people's time. And all I
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see when that guy stalls all Ihear is my fries getting colder and colder
and cold. And if you don'thave hot fries, it ruins your whole
day, especially with your in andout types. Yes, exactly. And
and you know some of those fastfood places have that air conditioner, you
know, that blower to keep theflies out, right, but that blower
just hits my fries as they comeout, and they get cold and they
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get horrible. The animation you didfor us is terrific. It's up on
all our social media. The PizzaHut stuff, right, is so great.
Well, I was just driving aroundone day, headed back from the
gym, and there's course, ofcourse you got KFI on right. Oh
yeah. And you know something,you guys, you're just you're very good
at that. You're very good atyou know, painting the picture as they
say. And we've been doing theseanimations of The Woody Show for years.
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We've got one hundred of them onour YouTube channel. Great, So I'm
always thinking in that sort of likewhat's the what's the what's the imagery that's
happening here? Right? But theimagery of the truck pulling up, it's
a furniture truck, but we have. It has a pizza logo on the
side. Is great. How longdid it take you to do that?
Well, this is gonna, iknow, burst your enthusiasm bubble quite a
bit. But I paid someone forthat, Okay, I produced it,
(09:58):
I did all the storyboard. Itold them, Hey, this is what
I want to see, this iswhat Conway looks like. But no,
I paid somebody in India. Youknow, bargain basement wages. There are
a bunch of websites you can goto you to get that sort of service
done. Is that right? Yeah? And that's we owe you for that
thing. Oh well, not whateverit costs. The cart narks money is
paying for it. Okay, Butbut what is that something without the exact
price? Is it very expensive?It's yeah, it's still not cheap.
(10:20):
Okay, Yeah, all right.The Breakfast breedos were a lovely uh you
know gesture like a like a likeliterally like a penny on the dollar.
But but is and what's the turnaroundtime on something like that when you have
to doing a video? So thatwas like a minute six weeks roughly.
R Yeah, because they got awhole team of folks again for not as
much money as it cost you know, down down the street here at the
Simpsons offices or whatever. But it'snot terrible. And then how often do
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you go out still doing cartnarks?A couple, a couple afternoons a week.
I don't do it at night.This is actually we're coming up on
a big cartnarks season because now thatit's the weather's breaking around the around the
country. I can go to Canada, go to the Northern States. Yeah,
two three afternoons a week. Typicallyfor people that don't know what cart
narks is, you must be ona different planet. But it's it's sea
bass going up to people who don'tput their cards back in a cart corral
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or take them back to the storeand shaming them for them, calling them
a lazy bum yea. And it'ssort of developed into sort of and having
that uniform. I got this justa big vest that says cart and arcs
on it. I've got. Sowe were thinking at first I would just
watch up to folks and ask themand they would tell me, you know,
get lost or whatever, and wekind of developed it, Okay,
well, what can I give themto encourage them to have a you know,
further conversation with me, but alsoto put their cart back. Well,
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what if they had like a littleticket, and so I had little
things I put under their windshield.But I think they thought I was trying
to sell them, you know,dent repair or something. So we moved
on to these magnets, which Islap on their cars, and they were
about about foot around. They say, I don't return my shopping cart like
a jerk. They got a cartand Ark's logo, they got a phone
number on there, and it's it'sbeen an unintentional sort of social discovery of
like of how much people value theirvehicles, even though the magnet sure doesn't
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do any harm, right, I'mnot sliding rocks across their their finish or
anything, but just that that theyhave this signal to other people that they're
lazy on their vehicle is such anego puncture for a lot of people.
Yeah, and it and it reallydoes wonders. First of all, I
love what I think are probably singlemiddle aged women who get really pissed.
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Those are my favorite. And that'swho it's the middle aged who really really
give me the lip and or inthe case of men, the fists sometimes
because I think and my again,this is a great sort of inadvertent study
of psychology. Is I think atthat point in your life, you know,
after you cross forty, you're reallyyou're the boss, you're the parents,
you're the teacher, You're in chargeof things, and you don't want
some pipsqueak like me coming up andtelling you what to do. Right,
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and you have no idea what theirday was like before they encountered you,
right. And sometimes that's the thingtoo. People will use that as an
excuse. They'll say, well,you don't know what. Maybe they just
buried their mother and so but I'mbut I always ask and i'm because I'll
say I'm gonna hurry, I'm busy. And now I always asked, oh,
what what are you doing? Right? And no, you're very courteous
to them because because I want tofind out. And the answer never is
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I just buried my cat. It'sI'm well, I'm sure to go home
and watch Netflix. And the alsoa nice, uh you know addition into
watching those videos is whenever they givechase, they never catch you. Well,
that's the first thing is I'm I'mI'm ready to run, I'm in
tennis. Most people don't go tothe t Vaughan's ready for Mortal Portal combat.
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They I've almost been caught a fewtimes. But it's weird that I'm
a middle aged guy in blue jeansand loafers is ready to put on a
full sprint at the sight of meand putting a magnet on his tundra.
It's fantastic. Here's some audio fromit from Cartnark. To see it on
YouTube, also on the Woody Show. It's all over the place. Yeah,
also search it on any platform you'reon. You'll pop up Cartnark your
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even magnets on my car. Iswear with to you again, I'm gonna
give it to you. That wasout of North Hollywood because these magnets do
have our phone number on then andlike maybe once or twice a year somebody
will call that number and give methat sort of voicemail. And again they're
super tough. After the fact,they're very you know you ever do that
again, I'm gonna show you whatfor. It's great, man. I
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really appreciate you coming in. Iknow it's you know, you guys get
up at the wee hours, whattime you get up for the show.
So I'm lucky. I don't haveto get up till five am. But
yeah, we're on technically live.We're going because we're syndicated west to East,
so we got to be on atPhilly and six am. So there
are people in the building at threeam till we get until after we get
out of here at ten am.Wow, So it sucks for them.
How many cities you in? Howmany stations? Twenty four to twenty five?
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Oh, that's greatly. Yeah,you know, you guys are huge
in Portland. I see I seemore Woody vans in Portland than I see
kfive vans in LA. And yousee more Woody vans in Portland than you
do here in LA, which weappreciate. Buddy. Everybody on that show's
been terrific to us, you included. I can't thank you enough for that
animation. My pleasure. Robin Birdloochair boss never gives us props for anything,
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and she loved it and it wasgreat. Thank you. Rich is
right. Nice to meet you.Say hello to everybody. We'll see you
around the building. I'll be hereall right. You're the best sea bass
from the Woody Show on all ninetyeight point seven in the morning, so
you're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from kf I am six forty.
I remember I spoke with a collegeclass. I think it was up at
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at in Thousand Oaks, cal Lutheranor what that. Let's kind And I
spoke to some kids up there,and one of the kids but very nice
young lady, and and I askedher, said, what do you want
to do? You know later onin life? She goes, I just
want to be happy, Like,oh God, sounds kind of dumb.
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And she was, what do youmean, I said, well, I
mean happiness comes in spurts, likeyou know, you could be happy like
maybe once a week, maybe twicea week. You know, it comes
to the hand of blackjack, awin at the track, a raise that
you get, you find one hundreddollars bill, you find out, you
know you're gonna be an aunt oran uncle, you're gonna have a kid.
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It comes in short spurts. Youcan't be happy your whole life.
That doesn't exist. And sometimes ityou know, you may not happy,
be happy month. But to havethe goal in life is be happy,
you'll never achieve it, never getthere. Comes in very short spurts,
right Bellio really short spurts, likereally really really short, right like rare
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like rare. Yeah, very happytoday. Yeah, that sea bass made
me happy. That's a happy He'sa funny guy. He's great and listening
to some of the things that he'sdone, I'm you know, when he
goes out and does the man onthe street stuff like like he had this
Olivia. I don't know who Oliviais, and maybe we should have kept
him longer to explain some of these. But she he went to Coachella and
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interviewed this young lady. It wasvery funny. Olivia, why'd you come
to Coachella? Because I love it? I've been three times before. Who
are you here to see? Thisweek? In Olivia? Techno music?
Like in general? All that youmatent, don't take me out of it.
Olivia, who paid for your Coachellaticket? All right? And then
who paid for her Coachella ticket?Is great? Olivia, who paid for
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your Coachella? Chicken? My daddy? Why he hasn't poor? Don't you
ask your dad for your Coachella?Tigh? I didn't ask it to you.
I don't know. I just puthis credit card information. I memorized
it. That is great, Oh, No, I just put his credit
card information because I memorized it.That is something that a lot of daughters
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do, a lot of kids doit. There was a guy on our
show this week whose daughter is makingvery good money, and she still bangs
on her dad's credit card. SoI think it's a lifelong thing. I
think once you have to add's creditcard, you're a lifer. You're in
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for good sea basses. Bring yourown cup thing was great too. I
saw there's bring your own cup toYeah, bring your cup, and so
it up when I tart through forone eddy night. Oh okay, I
got that company. Bring Oh bringforget a cup. You can get launched
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up for nine. I do havesomething that does hold liquids, my adult
diaper that I wear. Let's putslurpees in here. Yeah, Human being
or your monkey guys from another country. He doesn't know the United States.
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That doesn't fly human being or yourmonkey. He hasn't gotten the note that
that's not cool anymore in this country. Can't just belt that out, human
or your monkey. I saw theonline. I said, as long as
it's water tight, and this isdefinitely not it's not that's not right.
Could you look at the rules roomthe US you have to leave. Oh
(18:48):
thank you. That makes you say, I just want some surper. I'll
show you a sample, put alittle bit in if you want to cross
the club for you. But that'snot a emergency. That's what emergency is
for for kids. What's kids?You take from your pandem You want to
do that dirty hand with that?It's not dirty, it's not it's classic.
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That's funny, man, That isreally cool. The cart and Arks,
you know they this is great,buddy, you gotta set this one
up for its sea bass is here. I wanted to play these while you
were here, and then I feltbad that I missed them all. But
when somebody calls, you leave thema phone number on the sticker and they
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call your voicemail. Right right,that's the one we yes. The guy
we played who is I'm gonna getyou cart Arks? That guy was a
North Hollywood guy. Smart and finalright up there by the planet fitness.
This is great. Listen this,Oh take your even Maget's on my car.
I swear with to you again.I'm gonna give it to you,
partner. But the pepsi thing inthe in the diaper is great. Oh
(19:56):
yeah, they're slurpy and it's sortof a consumer Reports thing where we seven
eleven does to bring your own cupday and we've always like, oh,
well, I brought like an earnone year. You know it'd be silly,
see if the allow you to putit. But yeah, the the
the adult differ. They did notlike that that was out it also in
the Coachella Valley. You know,I wish that the the one place where
I go. Even you know,I'm way past my stage of stealing stuff.
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You know, when I was younger, you don't get away with that.
You're you know, you're dumb andyour young stupid things. But I'm
way past that stage of stealing things. Yet whenever I walk into a seven
eleven, I'm eyeballed by the guywho works there. Is the guy who's
going to steal something. You alwaysthink you got a share a shifty e
or I don't know, I thinkeverybody. I think they keep an eye
on everybody. At seven eleven.You get followed around because yeah, you
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never know, guys like you willsay, oh, I'm in a button
up and they never suspect me.They never suspect me. Who is Olivia'?
Is that something you just ran intoit. Yeah, because that our
whole premise there is that a lotof the girls and guys at Coachella,
a lot of them are just therefor the fashion show and they just want
to be seen. And again,they don't care who how they got there,
because Coachelle is not cheap. It'sfour undred something bucks just to get
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in the door. Sure, Andso that's the premise of the bid is
to kind of guess who and howthey got to Coachella. I also love
the lazy lawyer, a guy whothinks he knows the law right. So
this is this is the pretty thepreview to what we just heard from that
voicemail. Again, this is adude who left his car just sitting out
blocking the spot for the next personwho pulls in. And this is again
the smart and final in North Hollywood. And he he thinks though that when
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I show up to to to askhim to put the car back and put
him Magni in his car, thatI'm committing all sorts of crimes. This
is great, arrest me for whatthe criminal trust press? What's the trespassing?
This is a publicly accessible space that'snot trespassing. It is trespassing.
I've been shooting the law. I'llhappy to see it when you present the
law, that right law. Pleasetake your car back. I'm asking you
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to take your car back. Whichharassed you? See, you're throwing out
a lot of legal words that youdon't know the meaning of it. I
go for the law, real good. You are a saulty. This is
a third degree assault. You knowwhat? I think you maybe read the
law once. I'm studying the bigtime. Please me this big time.
Why are you yelling? Let melead? You're allowed to leave it any
time. Please let me leave here. We're stopping me for how so?
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How so we're stopping? You wereholding onto my car right over? Can
a person hold your car? No, you cannot touch my car. Can
a person physically holds your car?Sir? You cannot touch my car?
Of course I can. I lookat that look and I did? I
just touched it? Sir? Didyou got a lazy bones law school?
That's what it sounds like. Thelazy bones thing is great, that's the
That's the crux of car narcs isjust see what they say and listen and
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respond. Yeah, it's super easy. It's fird. But you gotta be
smart to do that. You're asmart kid. Thanks for coming on,
Buddy, care that best? Yes, guy, very rarely do you have
a guys come back Sea Bass fromthe Woody Show every morning on All ninety
eight point seven. You're listening toTim conwayjun you're on demand from KF I
am six forty King Dong Hey iswill Cole Shriver with us today? Will
(22:57):
you with us tonight? Oudy?Hey? How you Bob? Hey?
I'm good. I'm glad I'm noton the seven ten though. Yeah,
what's going on with the seven ten? That's one one to bring on seven
ten south in Paramount in Compton.Right there on the seven ten, they
we had a I know it's bad. It's a it's a kidnapping suspect.
(23:18):
We don't have a lot of information. We don't know if the victim is
inside this van that they've been watching. But a whole bunch of you know,
Michael Brian was over it for awhile and basically the whole freeway is
just shut down there southbound. Thisis going to be right there at a
laundra and you can't even get offthe freeway there and the closure goes all
the way down to the ninety one. And so where's it backed up?
(23:40):
Is it backed up past the five? Oh? Yeah, backed up?
Yeah, it's backed up to thesixty the sixties, oh my side.
Yeah yeah, So that's really bad. You know. You add to that
all the you know, Friday goinghome, getting out of town traffic,
the stagecoach traffic. You know,there's just it's the freeways a mess right
now. For people going southbound onthe seven to ten. You're on the
(24:04):
wrong way to stagecoach, by theway, Well that's true, Yeah,
that would be Yeah. I wasjust saying the overall picture, I get
it. I get it. Iget it, buddy. Every time I
see one of those overhead shots ofthe game, I always think about you.
Oh wow, yeah, aren't youthe guy does Yes, I am.
I did the Final four a fewweeks ago. I didn't know that.
(24:26):
People don't know this. Will Coleschreverhas a real job on weekends where
he flies over stadiums to give nbe the Networks the overhead shot of stadiums
while the big game's going on ora big golf tournament. No, this
is my real job, no funnyjob. That means I didn't mean it.
I didn't know that that was areal job. That's my dream job,
to be up to be above astadium for six seven hours taking beautiful
(24:48):
shots of downtown, the sunset andall that crown. I love it.
Man, better hurry. I thinkwe're going to get replaced by drones.
And you know what, I thinkeventually, Look, I might I'll probably
be replaced by drone as well.But when you go into a town that's
beautiful, like you know, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, you know, some of
the towns like Nashville, we don'treally get to see a lot and you
get those overhead shots. I'm I'msort of pissed off that the game to
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me is secondary. I want tosee more, you know, establishing shots
of the town. I love it. Yeah, so many towns have the
stadiums right in the heart of downtown, that's right, and LA has that
with Dodger Stadium and stable for thecrypt so so we've got that to a
point. Not so much with thefootball, but yeah, it's amazing.
Wait wait, wait, so whenyou're flying over Sofi Stadium for the Super
(25:33):
Bowl, is there is there restrictionsor for even you or do you get
to violate them. Oh no,there's no, there's no violating them.
It's right next to lax right,So we have to fly up like around
seventy five hundred feet. Oh youget back up there. Oh, go
way high so that nothing hits up. So between between you and so far
are seven forty sevens Yep, wow, yep. That's kind yeah, yeah,
(25:59):
kind of freaked me out. Arethe cities that let you get closer
down to fifteen hundred two thousand feet? Oh? Sure, most of them,
most of them. Las Vegas isalso another city that has the stadium
right next to an airport. Butmost places, you know, it's a
lot closer and a lot more,a lot better for that. I've never
been to this town, but Ifeel like I have, just through guys
like you. But man, Ilove the sunsetting photos and the video of
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Pittsburgh. It's just beautiful. Yeah, that's a beautiful skyline. That is
a beautiful skyline. It really isgreat. Man. I appreciate you coming
on and let us know when theseven ten southbound opens up and so we
can get people on the way toCoachell or Stagecoach. Okay, we'll do
that all right. Thanks Will Coleshriverover there with the traffic. They dog
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with that guy. You know,I fly in an American flag outside of
my house. I'm a good American, great American, great American. And
I noticed that today it was pulleddown. And I'm thinking, either somebody
did that or the wind did it. And if I catch a kid doing
that, he's going up the flagpole. Next he'll be sitting on that flagpole.
(27:08):
Could have been a flag narc,could have been flag nark. Yeah,
anti American flag nark. But Idon't like when people mess with my
American flag. I take that realpersonally. And I'm hoping because it's on
camera, because I got one ofthose nuts with nine nine hundred cameras.
I have more cameras around my housethan they did on the Cara Burnette Show.
That's a true story, that isabsolutely true. It's Carol Burnette's birthday
(27:33):
today. Happy birthday to Carol Burnette. How old do you think she is?
Ninety five? Eighty five? Ninetyone? Is she ninety one?
I think so, let's look thatup. Yeah, I should know that.
I'm embarrassed. I don't know that. How old? Yes it is
ninety one. Yes, she justturned actually today. Yes, okay,
(27:56):
caer Bernette, Okay, not thatI didn't trust you, Krous, but
yeah, ninety one years old.Ninety one, yeah, ninety one years
old today, April twenty sixth,nineteen thirty three. And my dad was
born nineteen thirty three December nineteen thirtythree. So Carol Burnett is literally like
five months older than my dad.May June, July, August, December,
(28:19):
October, November. I got tocount on my fingers. I got
a three year old seven months olderthan my dad, and I can't believe
what great shape she's still in forninety one and still sharp as attack.
Unbelievable, unbelievable. But they saythat, you know that real true comic
(28:42):
legends live a long time. Theylaugh a lot, and laughter makes you
feel young and physically younger. Dickvan Dyke, Yeah, Dick Van Dyke,
Bob Hope, and you'll live toa one hundred Jack Lemon, George
Burns, they all both live toa one hundred years old. And the
Van Dyke, by the way,was just nominated for a Daytime Emmy this
(29:03):
week. He's the oldest person everto be nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
How old is Dick Van Dyke ninetyeight ninety eight years old. Man,
oh man, you know I raninto him at a supermarket Malibu. I'll
come back. I'll come back andI'll tell you that run into him.
I said hello to him, andI'll tell you what he said when I
come back. I ran into DickVan Dyke about a year ago at a
(29:26):
supermarket at Ralphs in Malibu. Hewas shopping for himself at Ralphs in his
nineties Wow Conway show on demand onthe iHeartRadio app. Now you can always
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It's CAMF I am six forty andyou're listening to The Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app. This isa real treat. We're all big fans
of the Woody Show. Upstairs,they're on the cool floor where the young
people are. We're down here inhospice on the fourth floor. But Sea
Bass is with us. Nice tosee you man. Likewise, No,
(00:20):
we're fans of your guys down heretoo. We love we talk about maybe
not on the air as much becausewe're a natural, nationally syndicated show,
so we talk about Tim Conway Junioror Neil Savager. People wouldn't know right
in the local LA breaks we talked. We try to mention you guys when
we can. Now you do.Now you're reallyd Sebastia. Yes, go
and see seebas short for some es. But you're a much younger guy than
I thought when I when I heardyou on the air, I thought,
(00:43):
you know, everyone puts an imageto the voice, and I thought it
was like, you know, twentyfive year old, really skinny guy with
glasses who is really uncomfortable with himself. Yeah, you get to the opposite.
No, yeah, big strong,full head of hair that older,
much older. But we have aconnection in radio, and I can attribute,
if not all, a lot ofanything I've ever made or done in
(01:06):
radio. Back to the regular guys, Larry and Eric. Yeah they were
I guess can you tell me?They were on in LA with late mid
late nineties, right, yes,yeah, and then they moved to Atlanta,
which is where I went to schoolat Georgia Tech and Atlanta got into
radio one way or the other,ended up working with them for a while.
And yeah, I was just doingEric. Eric still on the air
there. I just did his showlast year and I mentioned your name,
and he's got the hottest talk showin Atlanta. Yeah, he's doing mid
(01:27):
days on like I basically the KFIof Atlanta. Yeah, that was WSB,
and he said, hey, man, love Conway. He goes still
Steckler still with him. So Stecklerwas the best man. He was the
funniest man in the world and thesmartest guy I've ever met. And people
still when when you know, likeyou know, two or three times a
(01:48):
month they'll say, hey, areyou on KFI? They always ask about
Steckler. It's weird. They alwaysask about him. Even you know,
twenty years later. Yeah, soit just shows you how much you guys
imprint. I guess, well hecertainly did. All right, so let's
talk about it. Now. You'reoriginally from Nashville. How did you hook
up with Woody? So it wasthe thing where I moved to it,
like I said, to Atlanta todo to do college for chemical engineering.
(02:08):
Wow, I started my master's inbiomedical engineering. But I was doing radio
at the same time as an intern. And one's more fun then the other
is, you might imagine. Anduh, yeah, just I got You
know, you don't make much moneywhen you're an intern part timer. I'm
sure the folks in the other roomcan attest to that. That's right,
And so of course you're always sendingout resumes. And then what he got,
my he got I got his attentionthrough that. Specifically, I did
(02:30):
this bit during the Occupy Wall Streetprotests in Atlanta, which Atlanta not exactly
Wall Street, but we had ourlittle park that was full of you know,
those folks, and I got themto like, I got to them
to call them dirty hippies, andthey all got mad and cussed me out.
And what he loved that. Andso when he had an opening here
in La he invited me in,and you do the thing called the cart
narc and are cart narcs? Iguess narc car I am. It's it's
(02:53):
sort of a misnomer because I amthe only cart narc like we pretend like
we're a big multinational corporation. Andsince I've been watching those videos for the
last three four five years, Inow, even in a pouring rainstorm,
will return my card to the crowdbecause I don't need you in my life.
It's psychological warfare, that's right,exactly. I don't need the stickers,
the yelling the whole time. I'mnot doing Let's let this be clear.
(03:14):
I'm not doing the yelling. Iget it, I get it,
I get but I don't want anypart of the stickers or the flag or
anything like that. Well, thepublic shame, that's all it is.
You know, we need to bringback shame, and that's part of what
cartnarks. But it was just aWoody Show. What I do for my
bread and butter at the Woody Showis good Man on the street investigating things
involved, and that was just thething. One day it was We're like,
why don't people take their carts backand let let's send s the best
(03:35):
out to go investigate. And that'show all started out. That's super simple.
It's you know, just like whatlike like the local consumer reporter on
your TV, you know, andthe the vitriol and like you said,
the yelling and and the violence thatall we were like, whoa, something's
going on here. And it's reallyreally bizarre that people wouldn't take the shortest
road to get you out of theirlife, which is just returned the car.
(03:57):
My bad, sorry, let metake that. And some do and
we try to play those as ayou know, a goof of some gallant
for all you Highlights fans out there, sort of sort of A and B
like you could be nice, youcould be sweet, or you could have
an ego about it. And andliterally threatened me with death. And there's
the guy I believe in Texas whosaid I'm fixing to put six bullets in
you. Yea'll put six in yourfaux head, I believe was his quote.
(04:17):
And it turned out so we postedthe video, we played it,
and of course everyone was like,oh, that's that's bad. But then
folks in the Dallas area said,oh, we know that guy because the
year prior, he shot someone ona Dallas area train. Wow, he
got away with it, scott free. He claimed self defense. They believed
him, oh my. But apparentlyhe was proud of that to the point
that the next year he's willing toput like you said, six in my
(04:39):
forehead. Right. So you notknowing that background and now afterwards knowing it,
you could have been killed there possibly, But I try to keep a
distance. And it was after aseparate incident in Texas where a man actually
did pull a gun on me,that an officer in Louisiana sent me this
bulletproof festin I'm wearing right now.He said, hey, you may want
to ask your best Yeah. Absolutely, you know that's a great vest.
(05:00):
No, it's it's real police issue. Guy from Baton Rouge. Send it
in and I wear it every timeI go cart arking. I love the
whole vibe with the lazy bones andthe flag and the stickers. It's great.
Well, that's the thing is welearned early on, Like I said
it was, it was just asegment on The Woody Show. Is the
nicer I am, the more ridiculoustheir anger and violence, you know,
I'm very it's I'm just a niceguy. I'm the you know, the
(05:21):
Ned Flanders, the SpongeBob, thenice little boy. And here they are
screaming bloody murder at me, rightand I and also I look at those
videos and I try to figure outwhere you are, and then I discovered,
oh, no, you're at mypavilions. I gotta really be careful
now. Yeah. Yeah, Burbankobviously is a a locus of carton arching,
So watch out at the pavilions thecostco down here. Yeah, because
(05:44):
just where I am most of thetime, the valley is going to have
the most carton arking. But wego around. I've just got back from
New Zealand a couple of weeks ago. Oh really, international cart people could
people It's become an international thing.People say, oh, you've got to
come to Australia, you got tocome to England. And I will go
as often as I can. That'sgreat. Congrats. Can you stay with
us? I can all right.Sea Bass is with us from The Woody
Show. The Woody Show's on itevery morning on ALL ninety eight point seven,
(06:06):
which is our sister station, sowe can talk about that. You
know, in the past, hewould have to, like, you're probably
too young to remember Johnny Cars.I watched. I watched it like the
Pluto TV's like he's on another neton Miller Network, all right, and
then the moment you he says that, all you think about is what other
network TV guide. It's like Ilike when I have a bone to pick
with with networks when they say,oh, there's a guy running on the
(06:29):
field and they don't show it duringa big football game. Yes, and
so immediately I stopped the football gameand I go to YouTube and I got
to watch it there and I canwatch nine hundred angles. They just got
my traffic Twitter day. Yeah,exactly why. I don't understand why.
Why in the future, I thinkthey have to start playing those ye and
some nudity too. Yeah, exactlyright. All right, Sea bas with
us from the Woody Show. You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
(06:50):
kf I am six forty. SeaBass with Us from the very popular Woody
Show and a huge part of thatshow with the Ravy. Right, Woody,
what do you Greg? Greg Menace? Yes, a menace. I've
met a couple of your former employees. We got a Morgan that's right.
She was what she was intern foryou guys are yeah, but she was
(07:11):
too wild for the show. Youknow, this is sort of you know
where you are in your fifties andyeah, sixties, she's a twelve,
she's doing well. She goes outnow her her big bit with us.
Now she goes out and makes adultnoises in public. And you know it's
not a high concepts bit, butit's funny. But like I said,
maybe a little not kfi, maybemore ninety eight. Right. I thought
(07:31):
she was great. I thought shewas She was terrific. She she helped
us a couple of times with shewas a dog sitter for a while.
I like the hustler. She woulddo anything to make money. You get
to get by. That's how youask you got to start off. Yeah,
exactly, all right, So let'sget back to not only the Woody
Show but also the cart Narks thing. I know it's hugely popular, but
(07:51):
I thought of this as an ideathat I wanted to run by you.
I'm too lazy to do it,and people would think that I'm ripping you
off if I did it. Okay, but there's got But if you ever
wanted to expand there's something that irritatesme. And and again, I'm not
that irritable. If I'm walking,If I'm driving down the highway and a
guy throws as McDonald's or Starbucks outthe window, that doesn't bother me at
(08:11):
all. I could care less.That's him that he's littering, that's what
he does. But when I'm ata drive through and somebody gets their food
in front of me, they havetwo seconds to go two seconds. But
if a guy sits there and goesto his bag, he needs a guy
like you to call him out forthat. Well, it's funny because that's
what Woody on The Woody Show doesbecause he says he's been burned too many
(08:33):
times and he's a food fishing audiosyou can probably tell sure. And so
I think maybe the happy medium isyou pull ahead, you park, and
then you that's right, I think, Yeah, you don't. You don't
add because people don't think about thisis when you take that thirty seconds,
you multiply that times eight, rollout to the people behind you. Yeah,
so you're you're you're multiple you're multiplicativelywasting people's time. And all I
(08:54):
see when that guy stalls all Ihear is my fries getting colder and colder
and cold. And if you don'thave hot fries, it ruins your whole
day, especially with your in andout types. Yes, exactly. And
and you know some of those fastfood places have that air conditioner, you
know, that blower to keep theflies out, right, but that blower
just hits my fries as they comeout, and they get cold and they
(09:16):
get horrible. The animation you didfor us is terrific. It's up on
all our social media. The PizzaHut stuff, right, is so great.
Well, I was just driving aroundone day, headed back from the
gym, and there's course, ofcourse you got KFI on right. Oh
yeah. And you know something,you guys, you're just you're very good
at that. You're very good atyou know, painting the picture as they
say. And we've been doing theseanimations of The Woody Show for years.
(09:37):
We've got one hundred of them onour YouTube channel. Great, So I'm
always thinking in that sort of likewhat's the what's the what's the imagery that's
happening here? Right? But theimagery of the truck pulling up, it's
a furniture truck, but we have. It has a pizza logo on the
side. Is great. How longdid it take you to do that?
Well, this is gonna, iknow, burst your enthusiasm bubble quite a
bit. But I paid someone forthat, Okay, I produced it,
(09:58):
I did all the storyboard. Itold them, Hey, this is what
I want to see, this iswhat Conway looks like. But no,
I paid somebody in India. Youknow, bargain basement wages. There are
a bunch of websites you can goto you to get that sort of service
done. Is that right? Yeah? And that's we owe you for that
thing. Oh well, not whateverit costs. The cart narks money is
paying for it. Okay, Butbut what is that something without the exact
price? Is it very expensive?It's yeah, it's still not cheap.
(10:20):
Okay, Yeah, all right.The Breakfast breedos were a lovely uh you
know gesture like a like a likeliterally like a penny on the dollar.
But but is and what's the turnaroundtime on something like that when you have
to doing a video? So thatwas like a minute six weeks roughly.
R Yeah, because they got awhole team of folks again for not as
much money as it cost you know, down down the street here at the
Simpsons offices or whatever. But it'snot terrible. And then how often do
(10:43):
you go out still doing cartnarks?A couple, a couple afternoons a week.
I don't do it at night.This is actually we're coming up on
a big cartnarks season because now thatit's the weather's breaking around the around the
country. I can go to Canada, go to the Northern States. Yeah,
two three afternoons a week. Typicallyfor people that don't know what cart
narks is, you must be ona different planet. But it's it's sea
bass going up to people who don'tput their cards back in a cart corral
(11:07):
or take them back to the storeand shaming them for them, calling them
a lazy bum yea. And it'ssort of developed into sort of and having
that uniform. I got this justa big vest that says cart and arcs
on it. I've got. Sowe were thinking at first I would just
watch up to folks and ask themand they would tell me, you know,
get lost or whatever, and wekind of developed it, Okay,
well, what can I give themto encourage them to have a you know,
further conversation with me, but alsoto put their cart back. Well,
(11:28):
what if they had like a littleticket, and so I had little
things I put under their windshield.But I think they thought I was trying
to sell them, you know,dent repair or something. So we moved
on to these magnets, which Islap on their cars, and they were
about about foot around. They say, I don't return my shopping cart like
a jerk. They got a cartand Ark's logo, they got a phone
number on there, and it's it'sbeen an unintentional sort of social discovery of
like of how much people value theirvehicles, even though the magnet sure doesn't
(11:52):
do any harm, right, I'mnot sliding rocks across their their finish or
anything, but just that that theyhave this signal to other people that they're
lazy on their vehicle is such anego puncture for a lot of people.
Yeah, and it and it reallydoes wonders. First of all, I
love what I think are probably singlemiddle aged women who get really pissed.
(12:13):
Those are my favorite. And that'swho it's the middle aged who really really
give me the lip and or inthe case of men, the fists sometimes
because I think and my again,this is a great sort of inadvertent study
of psychology. Is I think atthat point in your life, you know,
after you cross forty, you're reallyyou're the boss, you're the parents,
you're the teacher, You're in chargeof things, and you don't want
some pipsqueak like me coming up andtelling you what to do. Right,
(12:35):
and you have no idea what theirday was like before they encountered you,
right. And sometimes that's the thingtoo. People will use that as an
excuse. They'll say, well,you don't know what. Maybe they just
buried their mother and so but I'mbut I always ask and i'm because I'll
say I'm gonna hurry, I'm busy. And now I always asked, oh,
what what are you doing? Right? And no, you're very courteous
to them because because I want tofind out. And the answer never is
(12:56):
I just buried my cat. It'sI'm well, I'm sure to go home
and watch Netflix. And the alsoa nice, uh you know addition into
watching those videos is whenever they givechase, they never catch you. Well,
that's the first thing is I'm I'mI'm ready to run, I'm in
tennis. Most people don't go tothe t Vaughan's ready for Mortal Portal combat.
(13:18):
They I've almost been caught a fewtimes. But it's weird that I'm
a middle aged guy in blue jeansand loafers is ready to put on a
full sprint at the sight of meand putting a magnet on his tundra.
It's fantastic. Here's some audio fromit from Cartnark. To see it on
YouTube, also on the Woody Show. It's all over the place. Yeah,
also search it on any platform you'reon. You'll pop up Cartnark your
(13:39):
even magnets on my car. Iswear with to you again, I'm gonna
give it to you. That wasout of North Hollywood because these magnets do
have our phone number on then andlike maybe once or twice a year somebody
will call that number and give methat sort of voicemail. And again they're
super tough. After the fact,they're very you know you ever do that
again, I'm gonna show you whatfor. It's great, man. I
(14:00):
really appreciate you coming in. Iknow it's you know, you guys get
up at the wee hours, whattime you get up for the show.
So I'm lucky. I don't haveto get up till five am. But
yeah, we're on technically live.We're going because we're syndicated west to East,
so we got to be on atPhilly and six am. So there
are people in the building at threeam till we get until after we get
out of here at ten am.Wow, So it sucks for them.
How many cities you in? Howmany stations? Twenty four to twenty five?
(14:22):
Oh, that's greatly. Yeah,you know, you guys are huge
in Portland. I see I seemore Woody vans in Portland than I see
kfive vans in LA. And yousee more Woody vans in Portland than you
do here in LA, which weappreciate. Buddy. Everybody on that show's
been terrific to us, you included. I can't thank you enough for that
animation. My pleasure. Robin Birdloochair boss never gives us props for anything,
(14:43):
and she loved it and it wasgreat. Thank you. Rich is
right. Nice to meet you.Say hello to everybody. We'll see you
around the building. I'll be hereall right. You're the best sea bass
from the Woody Show on all ninetyeight point seven in the morning, so
you're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from kf I am six forty.
I remember I spoke with a collegeclass. I think it was up at
(15:07):
at in Thousand Oaks, cal Lutheranor what that. Let's kind And I
spoke to some kids up there,and one of the kids but very nice
young lady, and and I askedher, said, what do you want
to do? You know later onin life? She goes, I just
want to be happy, Like,oh God, sounds kind of dumb.
(15:28):
And she was, what do youmean, I said, well, I
mean happiness comes in spurts, likeyou know, you could be happy like
maybe once a week, maybe twicea week. You know, it comes
to the hand of blackjack, awin at the track, a raise that
you get, you find one hundreddollars bill, you find out, you
know you're gonna be an aunt oran uncle, you're gonna have a kid.
(15:52):
It comes in short spurts. Youcan't be happy your whole life.
That doesn't exist. And sometimes ityou know, you may not happy,
be happy month. But to havethe goal in life is be happy,
you'll never achieve it, never getthere. Comes in very short spurts,
right Bellio really short spurts, likereally really really short, right like rare
(16:14):
like rare. Yeah, very happytoday. Yeah, that sea bass made
me happy. That's a happy He'sa funny guy. He's great and listening
to some of the things that he'sdone, I'm you know, when he
goes out and does the man onthe street stuff like like he had this
Olivia. I don't know who Oliviais, and maybe we should have kept
him longer to explain some of these. But she he went to Coachella and
(16:38):
interviewed this young lady. It wasvery funny. Olivia, why'd you come
to Coachella? Because I love it? I've been three times before. Who
are you here to see? Thisweek? In Olivia? Techno music?
Like in general? All that youmatent, don't take me out of it.
Olivia, who paid for your Coachellaticket? All right? And then
who paid for her Coachella ticket?Is great? Olivia, who paid for
(17:02):
your Coachella? Chicken? My daddy? Why he hasn't poor? Don't you
ask your dad for your Coachella?Tigh? I didn't ask it to you.
I don't know. I just puthis credit card information. I memorized
it. That is great, Oh, No, I just put his credit
card information because I memorized it.That is something that a lot of daughters
(17:22):
do, a lot of kids doit. There was a guy on our
show this week whose daughter is makingvery good money, and she still bangs
on her dad's credit card. SoI think it's a lifelong thing. I
think once you have to add's creditcard, you're a lifer. You're in
(17:44):
for good sea basses. Bring yourown cup thing was great too. I
saw there's bring your own cup toYeah, bring your cup, and so
it up when I tart through forone eddy night. Oh okay, I
got that company. Bring Oh bringforget a cup. You can get launched
(18:04):
up for nine. I do havesomething that does hold liquids, my adult
diaper that I wear. Let's putslurpees in here. Yeah, Human being
or your monkey guys from another country. He doesn't know the United States.
(18:25):
That doesn't fly human being or yourmonkey. He hasn't gotten the note that
that's not cool anymore in this country. Can't just belt that out, human
or your monkey. I saw theonline. I said, as long as
it's water tight, and this isdefinitely not it's not that's not right.
Could you look at the rules roomthe US you have to leave. Oh
(18:48):
thank you. That makes you say, I just want some surper. I'll
show you a sample, put alittle bit in if you want to cross
the club for you. But that'snot a emergency. That's what emergency is
for for kids. What's kids?You take from your pandem You want to
do that dirty hand with that?It's not dirty, it's not it's classic.
(19:10):
That's funny, man, That isreally cool. The cart and Arks,
you know they this is great,buddy, you gotta set this one
up for its sea bass is here. I wanted to play these while you
were here, and then I feltbad that I missed them all. But
when somebody calls, you leave thema phone number on the sticker and they
(19:33):
call your voicemail. Right right,that's the one we yes. The guy
we played who is I'm gonna getyou cart Arks? That guy was a
North Hollywood guy. Smart and finalright up there by the planet fitness.
This is great. Listen this,Oh take your even Maget's on my car.
I swear with to you again.I'm gonna give it to you,
partner. But the pepsi thing inthe in the diaper is great. Oh
(19:56):
yeah, they're slurpy and it's sortof a consumer Reports thing where we seven
eleven does to bring your own cupday and we've always like, oh,
well, I brought like an earnone year. You know it'd be silly,
see if the allow you to putit. But yeah, the the
the adult differ. They did notlike that that was out it also in
the Coachella Valley. You know,I wish that the the one place where
I go. Even you know,I'm way past my stage of stealing stuff.
(20:18):
You know, when I was younger, you don't get away with that.
You're you know, you're dumb andyour young stupid things. But I'm
way past that stage of stealing things. Yet whenever I walk into a seven
eleven, I'm eyeballed by the guywho works there. Is the guy who's
going to steal something. You alwaysthink you got a share a shifty e
or I don't know, I thinkeverybody. I think they keep an eye
on everybody. At seven eleven.You get followed around because yeah, you
(20:40):
never know, guys like you willsay, oh, I'm in a button
up and they never suspect me.They never suspect me. Who is Olivia'?
Is that something you just ran intoit. Yeah, because that our
whole premise there is that a lotof the girls and guys at Coachella,
a lot of them are just therefor the fashion show and they just want
to be seen. And again,they don't care who how they got there,
because Coachelle is not cheap. It'sfour undred something bucks just to get
(21:00):
in the door. Sure, Andso that's the premise of the bid is
to kind of guess who and howthey got to Coachella. I also love
the lazy lawyer, a guy whothinks he knows the law right. So
this is this is the pretty thepreview to what we just heard from that
voicemail. Again, this is adude who left his car just sitting out
blocking the spot for the next personwho pulls in. And this is again
the smart and final in North Hollywood. And he he thinks though that when
(21:23):
I show up to to to askhim to put the car back and put
him Magni in his car, thatI'm committing all sorts of crimes. This
is great, arrest me for whatthe criminal trust press? What's the trespassing?
This is a publicly accessible space that'snot trespassing. It is trespassing.
I've been shooting the law. I'llhappy to see it when you present the
law, that right law. Pleasetake your car back. I'm asking you
(21:48):
to take your car back. Whichharassed you? See, you're throwing out
a lot of legal words that youdon't know the meaning of it. I
go for the law, real good. You are a saulty. This is
a third degree assault. You knowwhat? I think you maybe read the
law once. I'm studying the bigtime. Please me this big time.
Why are you yelling? Let melead? You're allowed to leave it any
time. Please let me leave here. We're stopping me for how so?
(22:11):
How so we're stopping? You wereholding onto my car right over? Can
a person hold your car? No, you cannot touch my car. Can
a person physically holds your car?Sir? You cannot touch my car?
Of course I can. I lookat that look and I did? I
just touched it? Sir? Didyou got a lazy bones law school?
That's what it sounds like. Thelazy bones thing is great, that's the
That's the crux of car narcs isjust see what they say and listen and
(22:34):
respond. Yeah, it's super easy. It's fird. But you gotta be
smart to do that. You're asmart kid. Thanks for coming on,
Buddy, care that best? Yes, guy, very rarely do you have
a guys come back Sea Bass fromthe Woody Show every morning on All ninety
eight point seven. You're listening toTim conwayjun you're on demand from KF I
am six forty King Dong Hey iswill Cole Shriver with us today? Will
(22:57):
you with us tonight? Oudy?Hey? How you Bob? Hey?
I'm good. I'm glad I'm noton the seven ten though. Yeah,
what's going on with the seven ten? That's one one to bring on seven
ten south in Paramount in Compton.Right there on the seven ten, they
we had a I know it's bad. It's a it's a kidnapping suspect.
(23:18):
We don't have a lot of information. We don't know if the victim is
inside this van that they've been watching. But a whole bunch of you know,
Michael Brian was over it for awhile and basically the whole freeway is
just shut down there southbound. Thisis going to be right there at a
laundra and you can't even get offthe freeway there and the closure goes all
the way down to the ninety one. And so where's it backed up?
(23:40):
Is it backed up past the five? Oh? Yeah, backed up?
Yeah, it's backed up to thesixty the sixties, oh my side.
Yeah yeah, So that's really bad. You know. You add to that
all the you know, Friday goinghome, getting out of town traffic,
the stagecoach traffic. You know,there's just it's the freeways a mess right
now. For people going southbound onthe seven to ten. You're on the
(24:04):
wrong way to stagecoach, by theway, Well that's true, Yeah,
that would be Yeah. I wasjust saying the overall picture, I get
it. I get it. Iget it, buddy. Every time I
see one of those overhead shots ofthe game, I always think about you.
Oh wow, yeah, aren't youthe guy does Yes, I am.
I did the Final four a fewweeks ago. I didn't know that.
(24:26):
People don't know this. Will Coleschreverhas a real job on weekends where
he flies over stadiums to give nbe the Networks the overhead shot of stadiums
while the big game's going on ora big golf tournament. No, this
is my real job, no funnyjob. That means I didn't mean it.
I didn't know that that was areal job. That's my dream job,
to be up to be above astadium for six seven hours taking beautiful
(24:48):
shots of downtown, the sunset andall that crown. I love it.
Man, better hurry. I thinkwe're going to get replaced by drones.
And you know what, I thinkeventually, Look, I might I'll probably
be replaced by drone as well.But when you go into a town that's
beautiful, like you know, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, you know, some of
the towns like Nashville, we don'treally get to see a lot and you
get those overhead shots. I'm I'msort of pissed off that the game to
(25:11):
me is secondary. I want tosee more, you know, establishing shots
of the town. I love it. Yeah, so many towns have the
stadiums right in the heart of downtown, that's right, and LA has that
with Dodger Stadium and stable for thecrypt so so we've got that to a
point. Not so much with thefootball, but yeah, it's amazing.
Wait wait, wait, so whenyou're flying over Sofi Stadium for the Super
(25:33):
Bowl, is there is there restrictionsor for even you or do you get
to violate them. Oh no,there's no, there's no violating them.
It's right next to lax right,So we have to fly up like around
seventy five hundred feet. Oh youget back up there. Oh, go
way high so that nothing hits up. So between between you and so far
are seven forty sevens Yep, wow, yep. That's kind yeah, yeah,
(25:59):
kind of freaked me out. Arethe cities that let you get closer
down to fifteen hundred two thousand feet? Oh? Sure, most of them,
most of them. Las Vegas isalso another city that has the stadium
right next to an airport. Butmost places, you know, it's a
lot closer and a lot more,a lot better for that. I've never
been to this town, but Ifeel like I have, just through guys
like you. But man, Ilove the sunsetting photos and the video of
(26:23):
Pittsburgh. It's just beautiful. Yeah, that's a beautiful skyline. That is
a beautiful skyline. It really isgreat. Man. I appreciate you coming
on and let us know when theseven ten southbound opens up and so we
can get people on the way toCoachell or Stagecoach. Okay, we'll do
that all right. Thanks Will Coleshriverover there with the traffic. They dog
(26:45):
with that guy. You know,I fly in an American flag outside of
my house. I'm a good American, great American, great American. And
I noticed that today it was pulleddown. And I'm thinking, either somebody
did that or the wind did it. And if I catch a kid doing
that, he's going up the flagpole. Next he'll be sitting on that flagpole.
(27:08):
Could have been a flag narc,could have been flag nark. Yeah,
anti American flag nark. But Idon't like when people mess with my
American flag. I take that realpersonally. And I'm hoping because it's on
camera, because I got one ofthose nuts with nine nine hundred cameras.
I have more cameras around my housethan they did on the Cara Burnette Show.
That's a true story, that isabsolutely true. It's Carol Burnette's birthday
(27:33):
today. Happy birthday to Carol Burnette. How old do you think she is?
Ninety five? Eighty five? Ninetyone? Is she ninety one?
I think so, let's look thatup. Yeah, I should know that.
I'm embarrassed. I don't know that. How old? Yes it is
ninety one. Yes, she justturned actually today. Yes, okay,
(27:56):
caer Bernette, Okay, not thatI didn't trust you, Krous, but
yeah, ninety one years old.Ninety one, yeah, ninety one years
old today, April twenty sixth,nineteen thirty three. And my dad was
born nineteen thirty three December nineteen thirtythree. So Carol Burnett is literally like
five months older than my dad.May June, July, August, December,
(28:19):
October, November. I got tocount on my fingers. I got
a three year old seven months olderthan my dad, and I can't believe
what great shape she's still in forninety one and still sharp as attack.
Unbelievable, unbelievable. But they saythat, you know that real true comic
(28:42):
legends live a long time. Theylaugh a lot, and laughter makes you
feel young and physically younger. Dickvan Dyke, Yeah, Dick Van Dyke,
Bob Hope, and you'll live toa one hundred Jack Lemon, George
Burns, they all both live toa one hundred years old. And the
Van Dyke, by the way,was just nominated for a Daytime Emmy this
(29:03):
week. He's the oldest person everto be nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
How old is Dick Van Dyke ninetyeight ninety eight years old. Man,
oh man, you know I raninto him at a supermarket Malibu. I'll
come back. I'll come back andI'll tell you that run into him.
I said hello to him, andI'll tell you what he said when I
come back. I ran into DickVan Dyke about a year ago at a
(29:26):
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